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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,379 --> 00:00:10,862 CAPTAIN MAN: You are gonna fold! You hear me?! 2 00:00:10,862 --> 00:00:13,482 I'm going to put you away for a long time! 3 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:16,137 - Brainstorm! I need you to deal with those boxers! 4 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,586 - I can't feel my arms! 5 00:00:17,586 --> 00:00:19,379 - Don't you quit on me! 6 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:21,103 - Almost there... 7 00:00:21,103 --> 00:00:23,896 - There's too many tanks! - I'm running out of steam! 8 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:29,896 - Almost there... 9 00:00:32,310 --> 00:00:33,344 - Clear! - Clear! 10 00:00:33,344 --> 00:00:35,068 - Clear! - Help! 11 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,413 Orphan sock! 12 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:37,689 [ Captain Man, Volt, and ShoutOut gasp ] 13 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,724 - I got you! 14 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:46,517 [ music ] 15 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:52,793 - Did we do it? 16 00:00:52,793 --> 00:00:54,310 - We did it. 17 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:55,655 - We did all the laundry. 18 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,241 - Every item of clothing we own... is clean. 19 00:00:58,241 --> 00:01:02,206 - We have achieved... Laundry Zero. 20 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:04,862 [ everyone cheers ] 21 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,793 - Great job, everyone. 22 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:11,275 - We are so in-tune right now. 23 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:13,448 - Harmony check! 24 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,965 [ plays pitch pipe ] 25 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:19,379 [ singing in unison ] ♪ In tuuuuuuuuuuuune 26 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:25,103 - It don't get much better than this. 27 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:27,931 [ Captain Man's phone rings ] 28 00:01:27,931 --> 00:01:30,241 It's my agent. 29 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:32,379 Talk to me. 30 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:34,275 The cover?! 31 00:01:34,275 --> 00:01:35,517 [ Captain Man laughs ] 32 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:37,517 Hey hey, let's do lunch next week. 33 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:40,103 Yeah, yeah on you! 34 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:41,793 Naw, I'm not paying for it. 35 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:44,758 Alright, okay bye. 36 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:46,931 I'm gonna be on the cover of SI. 37 00:01:46,931 --> 00:01:49,310 - Supes Illustrated?! - The superhero magazine?! 38 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,655 - The same. 39 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:53,000 - Can we be on it with you?! - Ehhhhhh... 40 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,689 - Please please please we've been practicing 41 00:01:54,689 --> 00:02:00,034 our posing for weeks! - Danger Force: Pooooooose! 42 00:02:00,034 --> 00:02:01,827 - You know I'm not really loving it. 43 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:03,275 Maybe I should just be on it by myself, you know-- 44 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:04,655 - We have seven more! 45 00:02:04,655 --> 00:02:08,482 - Danger Force: Prom poooooose! 46 00:02:08,482 --> 00:02:09,793 - Not working for me. 47 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:12,724 - Danger Force: Social Streamerrrrrs! 48 00:02:14,793 --> 00:02:16,827 - Question... when you guys were coming up with 49 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:21,310 all these poses -- without me -- did anyone ever say, 50 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:24,724 "Hey-- where's Captain Man?" 51 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:27,034 - No, I mean we just kinda thought you'd be there, too. 52 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:29,379 - Oh, really? - I mean you'd obviously 53 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:31,137 be there on the cover with us. - Obviously. 54 00:02:31,137 --> 00:02:33,137 - So can we be on the cover with you or not?! 55 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:35,034 - I tell you what. I will think about it. 56 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,586 [ ShoutOut gasps ] 57 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:39,000 - Ray just said the "T" word! 58 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,586 - He almost never thinks about anything! 59 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:42,241 - I can die now... 60 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:45,344 - Dinner's on me. Why don't you guys go to Abbrevs? 61 00:02:45,344 --> 00:02:47,448 - That restaurant that shortens all the names of their food? 62 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:50,551 - T-S. The same. 63 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:53,793 - Oh! Got it! - That's good. I like it. 64 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:55,793 - I'm gonna crush some Chickie Tendies. 65 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:58,206 - Burreets for me. - 'Chini 'Fredo for life! 66 00:02:58,206 --> 00:03:01,103 - I'm all about them 'Chos. - Short for nachos? 67 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:02,517 - T-S. 68 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:05,241 - Ohhhhh. Yeah. Alright. Bye now. 69 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:07,034 SHOUTOUT: Thank you. AWOL: I've grown to love him. 70 00:03:07,034 --> 00:03:09,689 - All the love. Much love. No, you, Volt. You. 71 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,758 It's actually short for "abbreviation." 72 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:15,620 - Ah, what a great group of kids. 73 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,103 - Yeah. Just too bad I can't trust them. 74 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:21,068 - I know they're just so-- wait what?! 75 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,689 - I said I can't trust them. - Why not?! 76 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:25,000 - You heard them -- they're planning on taking 77 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,827 the cover of Supes Illustrated from me! 78 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,379 - Where are you getting this? 79 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:30,827 - Oh, I-I-I don't know: their words, their actions, 80 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:33,551 their seventy-two distinct poses none of which involve me. 81 00:03:33,551 --> 00:03:35,034 - They only said they had seven more. 82 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,655 - Yeah. That we know of! 83 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:39,206 - Ray. They're good kids you can trust them. 84 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:40,655 - Oh really, you really think I can trust them? 85 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,793 - Yes! - Well now I have no choice 86 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:48,275 but to prove to you that I can't. 87 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:50,896 - Or you could just let this go. 88 00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:53,482 - I will give them a series of elaborate tests 89 00:03:53,482 --> 00:03:57,172 to prove to you that I can't trust them. 90 00:03:57,172 --> 00:03:59,068 We'll start tomorrow! 91 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:04,000 Oh my god. My money's gone. 92 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,689 - Yeah, yeah, you gave it to them. 93 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:08,655 - I think those kids took my money! 94 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:10,241 That's strike two! 95 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:12,620 You're out! 96 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,965 [ music ] 97 00:04:18,965 --> 00:04:21,275 - Schwoz! 98 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:23,689 Ahh! 99 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:24,758 What are you doing in that thing? 100 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,758 - Hiding. - Why? 101 00:04:26,758 --> 00:04:29,413 - Because I know you're going to ask me to use my skills 102 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:31,689 to help you test these poor kids. 103 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,379 - Bingo! I need you to give me a way 104 00:04:33,379 --> 00:04:35,965 that I can be in here while seeing and listening 105 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:37,793 to everything that's going on out there. 106 00:04:37,793 --> 00:04:41,310 - Ho-kay. Gimme two hours, I'll hook up something nice. 107 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,724 - You got ninety seconds. 108 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:44,689 - [ gasps ] I need at least a hundred seconds 109 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,482 to take off my hiding sticks! 110 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:48,758 - Eighty-five, eighty-four... 111 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:50,793 Eighty-three! - What? 112 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,482 - Huh? Nothing. Forget I said that. 113 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:54,862 - Said what? - Nice. 114 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,482 Surprise test time! - No! 115 00:04:57,482 --> 00:05:01,482 - Here ya go. For you. 116 00:05:01,482 --> 00:05:03,172 Oh! What ho! 117 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:07,137 I nearly gave you the answers instead of the test, young sir. 118 00:05:07,137 --> 00:05:11,758 What a jape that would have beeeen... 119 00:05:11,758 --> 00:05:14,172 And now simply to place the answers here. 120 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:18,689 Upon mine podium, adjacent to yon oscillator. 121 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,103 - Why are you talking like a book? 122 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:24,103 - Ha! Get wrecked, books! 123 00:05:24,103 --> 00:05:27,724 - What, ho?! A vibration in mine pocket! 124 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:30,655 And now simply to answer it. 125 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:35,068 Good day kind sir... or madam. Or madam. 126 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,310 Oops! 127 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,482 What's this, you say? 128 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:39,862 Hath we business to discuss 129 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:41,965 about the Supes Illustrated cover? 130 00:05:41,965 --> 00:05:43,275 - Can we be on it, pleeeeeease? 131 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:45,517 Please please please. We promise-- 132 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,586 - I'm still thinking about it gah! 133 00:05:47,586 --> 00:05:50,586 Thence I shall retire from this room, 134 00:05:50,586 --> 00:05:54,620 leaving the answers behind and unattended, 135 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,206 whilst discussing said magazine cover 136 00:05:57,206 --> 00:05:59,206 ahn pree-vaht. 137 00:06:01,379 --> 00:06:04,862 [ music ] 138 00:06:10,482 --> 00:06:13,413 - NOOOO! - Yesssss... 139 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:16,310 - You guys I saw it! I saw one of the answers on our test! 140 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:19,586 - [ gasps ] Whatever you do, do not tell the rest of us. 141 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:22,241 - Yeah. 142 00:06:22,241 --> 00:06:24,137 - I'm not going to tell anyone the answer. 143 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:26,137 In fact, I'm going get that one wrong on purpose. 144 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,551 So there's not even a question of me cheating. 145 00:06:28,551 --> 00:06:31,482 - Smart. That's my sister, right there. - Good call. Ethics. 146 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,379 - And I'm also going to get another one wrong on purpose 147 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:34,724 just for good measure. 148 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:37,241 - Little too far. - Also my sister but-- 149 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:39,724 - THIS ANSWER KEY IS TEARING US APART! 150 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:51,344 - They didn't look at the answers. 151 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,275 It looks like they passed your test. 152 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:57,379 - You're right. This test was a failure. 153 00:06:57,379 --> 00:06:59,862 - Ray. Listen to me. 154 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:01,413 If you don't let this go, 155 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:04,758 you will end up losing the thing that you want the most. 156 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,896 This time, that thing happens to be: 157 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:10,793 getting your picture on the cover of Supes Illustrated. 158 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:14,931 - You're right. 159 00:07:14,931 --> 00:07:17,896 I'm gonna have to make these tests a lot harder. 160 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,862 - No, no, no, no, no, no,-- 161 00:07:19,862 --> 00:07:22,000 - To the Man Ladder! 162 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:26,482 It all just kinda happened. 163 00:07:26,482 --> 00:07:29,344 [ kids all talking at once ] 164 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:30,482 - Stop talking! 165 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:33,448 ♪ Danger 166 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:34,586 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 167 00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:35,793 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 168 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:39,482 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 169 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:40,482 ♪ Danger! 170 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:42,241 ♪ One two three Force! 171 00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:44,068 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 172 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:46,931 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 173 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,931 [ music ] 174 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:57,482 - I don't think the birds are gonna like your house, Bose. 175 00:07:57,482 --> 00:08:00,206 - Why not? 176 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:06,827 - Hey, we're making bird houses. - For homeless birds! 177 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:10,034 - Harketh upon yon ladder. 178 00:08:10,034 --> 00:08:12,275 - You're talking like a book again. 179 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,896 - I ascend! 180 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:16,379 - We can see that. 181 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:18,137 - And thence... 182 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:20,344 trust faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll... 183 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:23,793 [ music ] 184 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,827 - I gotcha, boss! 185 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:36,000 - What the... - Pillows! 186 00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:44,241 - [ groans ] 187 00:08:47,413 --> 00:08:51,137 Those pillows better go back where you found 'em. 188 00:08:51,137 --> 00:08:53,000 - I miss when Ray would give us five thousand dollars 189 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,689 to go to Abbrevs. - Obvi. 190 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:57,965 - Fa show. - Totes. 191 00:08:57,965 --> 00:09:00,724 - Broseph, why don't you just give up and admit 192 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:02,586 that you can trust the kids. 193 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:06,310 - You're right. They're never going to betray me as a group. 194 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:09,068 I need to test each one of them when they're alone... 195 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:11,206 - Should I just call Supes Illustrated now 196 00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:14,448 and tell them to cancel your cover? 197 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:16,379 - Hey! 198 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:22,965 [ music ] 199 00:09:25,758 --> 00:09:29,172 - "Ice cream this way." 200 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:32,379 - Miles gave up ice cream three weeks ago. 201 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:35,551 Said he wants to, "Make better choices." 202 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:36,724 [ snickers ] 203 00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:40,413 [ phone rings ] 204 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:43,655 - ...hello? 205 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:46,896 FUTURE BOSE: Hello, I am Bose -- 206 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:49,517 from the future. 207 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:52,137 - Whoaaaaa. 208 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:54,241 - [ Future Bose voice ] Is this Bose from the past? 209 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:58,275 - No, this is Bose from the present. Wrong number. 210 00:09:58,275 --> 00:10:01,137 - [ Future Bose voice ] No, no, no! Wait don't hang up, brah! 211 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:03,793 I meant Bose from the present. 212 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:06,517 I got a very important message for you. 213 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,862 You've got to destroy Ray. 214 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:11,000 [ gasps ] 215 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:15,413 - Hey! I have to give a speech in... two minutes. 216 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,413 I have to practice in front of somebody first, 217 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,655 and I don't have any time to make any changes. 218 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:21,793 Can I trust to just listen to me and just say, "Great job"? 219 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,379 - You have a speech in two minutes? 220 00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:24,758 - Can I trust you to just listen to me and say, "Great job"? 221 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:28,344 - Yes! 222 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:31,758 - Greetings. I will say to you now 223 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:35,000 how to be the good-est person. 224 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,931 Step one. Never, ever vote. 225 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:47,275 [ loud computer modem noises ] 226 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,689 - I don't have a phone. 227 00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:52,241 - So get one. 228 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:54,931 - Are we gonna do this every time I come here, Lee? 229 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,068 - 'Til you get a phone. 230 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,206 - Oh my! 231 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,793 [ Lee's phone rings ] 232 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:03,931 - This is Lee. 233 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,965 - Lee! Hey, you buggin' Chapa? 234 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,793 - 'Til she gets a phone. 235 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,482 - I gotta talk to her! 236 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,379 - It's for you. 237 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:22,413 - Hey, Bill? It's Miles. 238 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:23,862 I'm staring at some ice cream right now, 239 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:27,862 and I'm feeling tempted. 240 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,000 I'm gonna need you to talk me down. 241 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,413 - Why do I have to destroy Ray? 242 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:36,551 - [ Future Bose voice ] 'Cause in the future, Ray turns evil 243 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:39,034 and he lays waste to all of Swellview. 244 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,517 - Even the Petting Zoo? 245 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:43,275 - [ Future Bose voice ] Especially the petting zoo. 246 00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,586 - Noooooo! 247 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,206 - [Future Bose voice ] To save Swellview, 248 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:51,137 you've got to destroy your handsome boss! 249 00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,448 - I have to destroy Schwoz? 250 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:55,344 - [ normal voice ] You gotta destroy Ray! 251 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:59,655 [ Future Bose voice ] No matter how good-looking he is! 252 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:00,931 - Bill, you're right. 253 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,379 Carrots are a much better choice. 254 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,655 - M'cream! Gimme-- 255 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:15,827 - Can't do it, Future Me. 256 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:18,689 I love Ray too much. 257 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:22,586 - and lastly but no least-ly... 258 00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:25,586 when spelling the rule is, 259 00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:31,413 "E before I except in July." Amen. 260 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:39,793 So... how was it? 261 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,068 - Great... job. 262 00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:45,103 Excuse me a second, I just need to... 263 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,379 [ super-screams ] 264 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,965 Hey! I accidentally sent you 265 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:58,000 the worst picture of me ever taken! 266 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,551 - Oh I know... 267 00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:01,655 RAY: PLEASE DELETE IT. 268 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,620 DON'T POST IT ON ENVYGRAM! 269 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,517 - Okay, I'll delete it. 270 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:15,275 - Did she delete it? - Yes! Yes, she deleted it yes. 271 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:17,413 Hey! 272 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,034 You know there's still time to give up, 273 00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:23,517 before you lose your magazine cover in a hilarious way. 274 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:26,137 - Stop eating all m'cream, Schwoz! 275 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,689 [ music ] 276 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:34,000 - Some lucky bird is going to love the chaise lounge... 277 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,620 - Oh, yeah. It's really good, bro. 278 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,034 - That's pretty nice. - Thanks! 279 00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:40,655 [ tube alert ] 280 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,413 - You guys! We have to go back to the petting zoo 281 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,827 and get the rest of the animals! 282 00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,517 - Do we, though? - Yes! 283 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:49,310 In the future, Ray turns evil and destroys all of Swellview. 284 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:52,137 Especially the petting zoo! 285 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,931 - What? - It's true! 286 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,827 My future self called me and told me 287 00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:58,862 I had to destroy Ray to save the petting zoo. But I wouldn't do it. 288 00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:02,793 - Bose, honey, are we forgetting the difference between dreams and reality again? 289 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,344 - It wasn't a dream -- check my call history! 290 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,758 - This is Ray's number. - Ray doesn't have a cell phone. 291 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,310 Some boy stole it. 292 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,724 - That's me. - You stole Ray's cell phone? 293 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:17,068 - Please just say yes so we can move on. 294 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:19,310 - Why would Ray pretend to be Bose from the future, 295 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,344 and tell Bose to destroy Ray? 296 00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:24,241 - Don't ask me... 297 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:27,448 - How 'bout I zap you? 298 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,793 - Ray thinks you're trying to steal his Supes Illustrated cover photo 299 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,931 so he's putting you through an elaborate series of tests 300 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,103 to see if he can trust you. 301 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:36,758 [ kids gasp ] 302 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:38,275 GOAT: Bahh. 303 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,862 - Also, we're back at laundry one thousand. 304 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,620 [ kids gasp ] 305 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,482 [ music ] 306 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:49,896 [ music ] 307 00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:53,689 GOAT: Bahh. 308 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,931 - I can't believe that guy! Why wouldn't he trust us?! 309 00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,862 - Yeah, why wouldn't he trust us?! 310 00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:02,793 - Because Ray is a man-child with self destructive tendencies 311 00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:06,689 and instead of talking about his feelings he has an episode. 312 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:10,068 In this episode he's giving his only friends a series of tests. 313 00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,448 - That I passed by the way. 314 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:14,103 I'm not sure how you guys did, but I crushed-- 315 00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:16,137 - We all passed! - All passed. 316 00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:18,517 GOAT: Bahh! 317 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,448 - And I would also like to point out 318 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,241 that laundry goes a whole lot faster when we're all angry! 319 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,965 - Extremely angry! - I agree! 320 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,379 - Wait -- we're doing laundry? 321 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:27,344 - Yes. What did you think we're doing? 322 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,862 - I thought we were feeding the goat. 323 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,068 CHAPA: No, we're not. 324 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:32,448 - He had his moment, but this way... 325 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,758 - Hey hey guys! Hey hey, I need your help! 326 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,034 I'm way out in the desert 327 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,793 and I got my foot stuck in a gopher hole. 328 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:41,965 - Ohhhhh no! It looks like you need your loyal team to come help you! 329 00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:45,413 - Yes, bring me some water and oh my Buckcherry concert shirt, 330 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,827 assuming it's out of the laundry! 331 00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:49,413 - Surrrrrre, Ray. We'll be right there. 332 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,517 Because you can trust us. 333 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,379 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hurry it up will ya? 334 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:55,931 - My phone's about to die, and a bunch of scorpion hornets 335 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,689 keep trying to build a nest in my hair. Get-- 336 00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:02,344 - You listen to me, Raymond Esther Manchester! 337 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:04,896 - [ gasps ] Don't you use my full name at me! 338 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:08,344 - I'll use the names your momma gave you, Raymond! 339 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,724 [ gasps ] 340 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,931 - I don't appreciate being secretly tested! 341 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,137 - Yeah! 342 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,310 - Do you destroy the petting zoo or not? 343 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,793 - Schwoz, you told them?! 344 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,241 - I dunnoo... 345 00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:20,586 - Just hurry up and come and get me before my phone dies. 346 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:22,724 - I'm not going anywhere. - What?! 347 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,551 - We know this is just another one of your stupid tests. 348 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,034 - It is not! Those tests were awesome! 349 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:29,758 - [ chuckles ] Goodbye, Ray... 350 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,931 - Okay, fine. I admit -- this one was gonna be a test, too. 351 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:35,344 I was gonna come out here and get a scorpion hornet, 352 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:37,000 bring it back to the Man's Nest, and say that 353 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,137 one of you guys had to eat it in order to save my life. 354 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:41,896 - Why would we have to eat it? 355 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:44,896 - Who cares?! - I'd still do it, sir. 356 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:47,275 - Okay just hurry up and come help me get my foot 357 00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:50,413 out of this gopher hole please! - Never! 358 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:53,724 - Ahhhh! Miles! Thank god you're here! 359 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,586 RAY: What?! - That was an accident! 360 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,655 - Come back! 361 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:58,965 - Bye, Ray... - Don't hang up! 362 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:02,103 - We know this is just a test... - It's not a test! 363 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,827 - That's exactly what a person who is testing us would say. 364 00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:07,758 - Just bring my Buckcherry concert shirt-- come get me! 365 00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:09,931 - Sorry -- this goat just ate it. 366 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,379 GOAT: BHAAAK CHERRY. 367 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:12,862 - NOOOOOOOOOO-- 368 00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:16,413 [ coughs and gags ] 369 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,241 [ music ] 370 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,103 - Whoooo! - Yaaayyyy! 371 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,137 - Fantastic! 372 00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:24,275 - Congrats, bro. - Thanks. 373 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:28,206 Never thought I'd make it a month without any ice cream. 374 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,931 - It's a real "Miles"-stone. 375 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:33,793 - Booo! - Stop talking. 376 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,517 - You say that every time Miles gets a new chip. 377 00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,000 - And it's never funny. 378 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,965 - No, don't you get it? His name is Miles so-- 379 00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,379 - Wait wait hold up hold up... 380 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,586 if today's my thirtieth day cream-free. 381 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:48,758 Does that mean that... - Ray's been gone for a week. 382 00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:52,862 - Yikes. Maybe he really was stuck in that gopher hole. 383 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:55,137 - Right right... 384 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,758 - Orrrrr that's exactly what he wants us to think! 385 00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:00,068 - Yes! - I like that. Let's do that. 386 00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:01,896 - That's entirely possible. - Trust me. 387 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,793 He might pretend to be stuck for the next cuppa weeks 388 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,862 but there's no way he's gonna miss that SI photoshoot. 389 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,827 - Well, while he's out there crying, 390 00:18:08,827 --> 00:18:11,000 I'm gonna go eat some of his ice cream. 391 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,275 - What? - No, no, no! 392 00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:15,827 NO, NO, NO! Do not open that bucket! No! 393 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,206 [ music ] 394 00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:20,758 - Whoa! 395 00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,620 Wow! You know I never thought I'd make it 396 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,413 thirty-seven days cream free. 397 00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:28,758 - It's a real "Miles"-stone. 398 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:31,482 - That was funny! - That was cute. 399 00:18:31,482 --> 00:18:33,310 - I get it! 400 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,137 Hey guys I'm really sorry for all those things I said 401 00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:39,172 when you were holding me back from eating Ray's ice cream. 402 00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:40,793 - We're good. - That was the cream talkin'. 403 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,965 - Technically you should apologize to my mother. 404 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,896 - Have you guys heard from Ray? - Not at all. 405 00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:48,827 - He's really taking this fake, desert test pretty far. 406 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,655 - Should weeee... go... get him? 407 00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:53,965 - The photoshoot for Supes Illustrated is tomorrow. 408 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,689 He'll give up and come back before then. 409 00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:58,862 - Yeah. Yeah, that's true. 410 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:01,793 - Guys! Guys! Can you hear me? 411 00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:02,724 - Ray?! 412 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,965 - Oh thank god... ohh! 413 00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:06,586 There was a lightning storm last night, 414 00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:10,000 I held up my phone and got struck by lightning. 415 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,172 But it recharged my battery just enough to call you. 416 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:16,517 - Dude, you look terrible. - I feel terrible. 417 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:19,310 I've been stuck in the desert for two weeks! 418 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:22,413 - Okay, it's possible he's not actually faking this. 419 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:26,517 - I'm not faking! I've been surviving on scorpion hornets 420 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:29,448 and drinking my own sweat. 421 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:32,965 I tried to bash my foot off with a rock but, 422 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,620 I'm indestructible. 423 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,758 - Yeah, we see that now. Sorry. 424 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,931 - Yeah sorry about that. - Sorry. 425 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:43,103 - Look you can apologize to me later, just--just come get me. 426 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,482 - Uhh I think you need to apologize to us 427 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,689 for putting us all through those dumb tests. 428 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,482 - Yeah! They were stupid and aggravating. 429 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,103 - If I apologize to you will you come get me 430 00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,275 out of this gopher hole? 431 00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:57,000 - Yes. - Well, then I guess 432 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,655 I'll be spending my remaining days out here in the desert 433 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:04,620 because I am never going to apologize! 434 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,241 - Wow! - Oh my. 435 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:08,034 Dude, you are a grown man, 436 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:11,172 and you would rather eat bugs than say you're sorry? 437 00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:15,034 - I wouldn't apologize to you, for all the moms in Swellview. 438 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:16,724 - We really will leave you out there! 439 00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:20,241 - I'm counting on it! - Alright dude. 440 00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,206 - Okay. Great. - That was kind of a dumb mistake. 441 00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:24,413 We could have brought you your ice cream and everything. 442 00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,482 [ music ] 443 00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:28,413 - Love. It. 444 00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:33,000 - Wow, I really thought Captain Man 445 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,068 was gonna call us back and apologize. 446 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,551 - You did? - No. 447 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,034 - Yeah, no way he would-- - No way. 448 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,689 - That's the one. 449 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:43,206 That's the cover of Supes Illustrated. 450 00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,862 - Excuse me? Is there any chance you can hang on for few minutes 451 00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,310 while I call Captain Man and give him 452 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,103 one last chance to apologize? 453 00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:51,827 - When I say I got it, I got it. 454 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,620 Now, how do I get out of here? 455 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,482 - Oh. Well I can teleport you anywhere you wanna go. 456 00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,862 - I wanna go to... 457 00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,275 New York City. 458 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:03,448 - Okay. - Kind of weird. 459 00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:04,517 - Hold on tight. 460 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:07,965 [ tube alert ] 461 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,931 - Ding-dong! 462 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:13,896 - Ray?! - There he is. 463 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,241 - I thought you were stuck. 464 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,896 - Yeah, how are you here? 465 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:20,034 - I ran out of scorpion hornets to eat 466 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:23,724 so my muscles finally shrank to the point 467 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:27,758 where I could pull my foot out of the gopher hole! 468 00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,965 - I hope you learned your lesson. 469 00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:32,862 - Well the joke's on you, smarty, 470 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:36,275 because I have learned nothing! 471 00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:38,344 - Actually the joke's on you because you just missed 472 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:41,482 the photoshoot for the Supes Illustrated cover. 473 00:21:41,482 --> 00:21:44,517 - You monsters. 474 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,034 - Don't worry about it, big fella. 475 00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:48,896 I got a great picture of you I can send 'em. 476 00:21:48,896 --> 00:21:52,448 And I bet they can put you on the cover with us. 477 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:53,827 - You really do? 478 00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:55,172 - Yes, Ray. 479 00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:56,758 You can trust me. 480 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:59,862 - Oh thank you my sweet girl. 481 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,896 - Okay. I deserve that. 482 00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:09,206 [ music ] 483 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:15,862 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 484 00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,620 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 485 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,137 ♪ I'm okay 486 00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:24,379 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 487 00:22:24,379 --> 00:22:27,310 ♪ Danger 488 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,448 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 489 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,655 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 490 00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:33,413 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 491 00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:34,413 ♪ Danger! 492 00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,862 ♪ One two three Force! 493 00:22:35,912 --> 00:22:40,462 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36142

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