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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:54,031 - Just back from the hunt? - Just bringing home the bacon. 2 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:57,242 The boars don't stand a chance with him on the job! 3 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:03,165 By the way, we were ambushed by a platoon of Romans. 4 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:07,503 Those Romans are crazy! 5 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:29,274 Hail Centurion! The platoon has returned to report to you, sir. 6 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,950 Mamma mia! 7 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,245 What is a going on here? 8 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:47,501 - We were ambushed by two Gauls. - But they also had a very vicious dog. 9 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:52,339 One dog and two Gauls. 10 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:57,678 They seemed like two hundred, and they surprised us. 11 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,851 These Gauls are making us the laughing stock of all of Rome. 12 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:08,814 It's their secret vitamin potion that is making them so strong. 13 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:12,317 There must be a way to get rid of the potion! 14 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:17,573 - What? - We could just get rid of their wizard! 15 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:25,789 That's it! We get rid of the wizard and no more vitamin potion! 16 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:34,506 Capture the wizard! Dead or alive. Don't just stand here. 17 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:43,724 Don't just stand there he says. 18 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,326 And who are you? 19 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,127 Fantastic! 20 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:02,594 Let's see! 21 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,774 Hey! 22 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:19,903 We got you! 23 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,615 - They got Panoramix! - It was the Romans! 24 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,166 No! 25 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,779 Hurry! 26 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,705 - Oh great, just great Obelix! - I scared off the Romans didn't I? 27 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:17,544 - But what do we do with wizard now? - Let's inflate him! 28 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:42,236 Perhaps I could wake him with my music? 29 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:51,036 I swear chief it was just a tiny little rocket, just nicked him too. 30 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,789 - Hey everybody he's waking up - See? 31 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:59,044 - How are you feeling Panoramix? - Oh just fine! 32 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:03,757 Who are you, monsieur? 33 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:07,928 Asterix, you know me, Asterix! 34 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,139 Please to meet you. 35 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:17,604 Asterix? What a funny name! 36 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:24,236 I'm so glad to see you well again Panoramix. 37 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:37,666 It was just a little rocket! 38 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,881 He didn't even noticed it. 39 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:49,303 - Oh the fat guy! It's too much! - Fat guy? 40 00:07:55,601 --> 00:08:01,106 Panoramix snap out of it, it's you chief you must remember me. 41 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:08,697 - He's lost his memory. - Then let me sing for him! 42 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:13,827 He's bound to remember my talent! 43 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:24,398 - Obelix we had better take him home. - Yes! 44 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:29,611 - Beautiful! I want more! - The wizard gone mad! 45 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:33,866 - He's crazy! - He's really crazy! 46 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:55,053 - The wizard? Where is he? - But general we don't know! 47 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:59,474 - What? - There was another ambush again! 48 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:05,397 - This time they had superior numbers! - All right, how many? 49 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:10,736 Two. But they also had a big rocket launcher! 50 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,575 - A rocket? - Those Gauls are crazy! 51 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:20,829 We'll never get rid of them! 52 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:13,799 The sky is falling on our heads! 53 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:23,475 - Is he any better? - No not one bit. 54 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,234 Let him get some rest, lets go see the chief. 55 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:10,814 What do we do now? 56 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,735 If Panoramix had not gone deaf I know he could save us. 57 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,989 Friends the sky is not falling, it's only a little storm. 58 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,409 That's it, I'll sing us a little song and give us some courage. 59 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:32,878 - The God of thunder is upset with us! - Don't panic! 60 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:36,465 The Gods of our village will protect us! 61 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,928 Have you seen? 62 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:37,025 Excuse me brave chief, invite the stranger in. 63 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:43,490 Yes, yes sure... Let me out. 64 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:03,927 - Who are you? - I am a lost and weary traveller. 65 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:09,600 I was caught in this storm, I beg you give me shelter... 66 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:14,479 from this weather. Until it shall pass. I mean you no harm. 67 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:20,527 Yeah, of course, my hut is your hut, anything I can do... 68 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:25,449 - to make you more comfortable! - I bet he must be really hungry. 69 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:31,997 I think I have a little goats milk and a some wild boar. 70 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,917 Gee I don't mind if I do. 71 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:44,718 - What's your name traveller? - My name is Prolix. 72 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:55,354 I knew I would be caught in this storm and I knew you would welcome me... 73 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,691 into your hut and I knew I could count on your hospitality though... 74 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:05,989 I must say that your friend has a unusual way of sharing food with a hungry guest. 75 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:13,831 But still I knew this was how it would be! 76 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:21,380 - But how could you see that? - Because I see the future. 77 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:26,343 The future? 78 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:31,557 Someone here does not believe me! 79 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,102 I fear that he's only going to make things worse for you. 80 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:39,064 - Are you the one who doesn't believe? - It wasn't me! 81 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:43,777 Mr. Prolix, you must excuse my men, they love to fight. 82 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,408 I know. 83 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:55,289 Excuse me Mr. fortune teller, is the sky going to fall on our heads? 84 00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:01,211 If I look at the insides of an animal I could tell you for sure. 85 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:06,592 - You could read the inside of this boar. - There is nothing left to read! 86 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:12,097 But the insides of this dog could tell the future. 87 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:16,268 I'm a very good dog reader. 88 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:21,148 If you touch my little Idefix, you'll be taking an early retirement. 89 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,569 Be careful Mr. Fortune-teller, Obelix's predictions are usually correct. 90 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:32,326 Too bad, I guess you will never know if the sky is going to fall on your heads. 91 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:40,334 - Wait, will a fish do? - A fish? Well I suppose... 92 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:49,134 I could read the future in a fish. 93 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:57,768 Fishso and suchiraw tell the future through my jaw now despite the... 94 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:04,107 unbelief I sense among you, I see, the sky will not fall upon your heads. 95 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:10,447 And after the storm will follow sunny days! 96 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:21,166 Oh thank you what a relief! 97 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,002 Also I see there is going to be a fight! 98 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:27,297 If Panoramix was here he would tell you that this man is a fake. 99 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,510 It's safer to believe the fortune teller. 100 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,971 But Asterix you heard the fish spoke. 101 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,975 There is only one thing you can tell by looking at this fish. 102 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,270 - You gonna tell us? - Whoever eats it is going to get sick. 103 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:45,482 - And why, may I ask, is that? - Cause your fish are not very fresh! 104 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:49,278 - What do you mean they are not fresh? - They stink! 105 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:54,116 Well luckily the future is better than it smells. 106 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:58,078 Sorry my friend but Asterix is right! 107 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:02,124 Take your fish out of here! 108 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,515 Hey friends and neighbours! 109 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:05,521 After the storm, sunny days. 110 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:09,733 But now I must go. Other villages will be needing my services. 111 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,903 - Thanks for your hospitality! - Oh Mr. Prolix, don't go! 112 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:17,282 - Well... I could stay... - Well good riddance! 113 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,786 If there's one thing I can't stand it's a fishy fortune teller. 114 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:26,124 - But he predicted the sun after the storm. - And he predicted the fight as well. 115 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:30,420 The chief told him we fight all the time and when we talk... 116 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,590 - about your fish we fight more. - What do you mean?! 117 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:37,427 That your fishes stink as much as you!! 118 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:59,533 Chief, hold on to your temper, we've still got to find a cure for our wizard! 119 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,412 Oh gosh I completely forgot about him in the excitement. 120 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:08,667 Asterix what are we going to do to cure him? 121 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,963 I don't know, If he was well he could cure himself with the potion, oh, hey! 122 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:17,217 Panoramix, can't you remember the formulas of your magic potions? 123 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:26,727 The potion? What the heck is a potion little Gaul? 124 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:56,173 Panoramix, you have to understand, we must have the magic potion... 125 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,343 to defend against the Romans. 126 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:04,890 Yes, but who is this Panoramix you keep talking about? 127 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:10,145 I don't know him! 128 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:14,566 Don't worry about who that is, just try to make the magic potion! 129 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:20,280 Yes, but what is this big pot! What shall I do? 130 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:25,202 - Just put the proper ingredients in it. - What is this fat guy carrying? 131 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:31,083 Asterix tell him not to call me fat wizard or no wizard,... 132 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:36,880 - I'll put this pot right on his head. - Stop Obelix, I you tried that already. 133 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,950 It's funny! 134 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:34,021 - Yes, sure! - He seems to remember the formulae. 135 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:39,610 Shall I put this in? 136 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:44,990 If you think is the right thing to do... 137 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:50,787 What was that? What was that? What are they doing? 138 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,377 Hey! 139 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,634 Hey! 140 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:11,350 - What is this? - Let's go back to the camp! 141 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:12,161 Mr. Fortune teller? Mr. Fortune teller? 142 00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:16,331 Mr. Fortune teller? 143 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:22,838 Prolix, wait for me! 144 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,803 Oh wait for me Prolix! 145 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:36,894 God are upset with you! It is bad luck not to respect the fortune teller. 146 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:41,565 No don't go, I respect you! 147 00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,943 What do you see in the future for me? 148 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,823 - Please come back! - There are two in the village who don't... 149 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:55,120 respect me, the man with moustache and the guy who didn't let me read his dog. 150 00:24:55,287 --> 00:25:01,043 But they are barbarians, don't let them bother you! 151 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:05,756 If you had them thrown out then I could stay, what do you say? 152 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:11,261 Oh, but they protect our village, we need them. It's not possible! 153 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:17,684 Then again with a little help I suppose I could settle in this clearing. 154 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:22,439 Oh yes, and I will make sure Asterix and Obelix never come out here. 155 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,901 And I can bring you everything you need to eat and drink. 156 00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:29,571 No, we fortune tellers lead a lonely life of quiet meditation. 157 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:35,911 Just bring me a few things to read, wild boar, chicken, turkey, and a beer. 158 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:41,708 - Even with beer you can read the future? - If it's not the first draught. 159 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:46,004 I will bring you everything, butt tell me what does the future hold for me? 160 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:52,594 I read in the flight of this little birdy,... 161 00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:59,351 that you will not need to spend the rest of your life in this little village. 162 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:05,732 - Oh but my husband is chief! - He's called to a more important destiny. 163 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:10,487 Perhaps my rich brother will make us partners with him in Lutezia. 164 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:16,869 Absolutely. I was just going to say that now leave me while I meditate. 165 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:39,725 - Why doesn't it go boom? - Perhaps it's going to work. 166 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:44,479 And I am the Easter bunny. We better taste it, make sure there is no danger. 167 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,774 I should taste it! It's my fault the wizard forgot how to make it. 168 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:51,778 Obelix as the village chief its my responsibility. 169 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:58,118 No it's too dangerous! We could offer it to a Roman for a taste test. 170 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:13,550 - Where are you going? - We're looking for Romans. 171 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:19,306 And maybe a few wild boars for a light snack in the woods. 172 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:25,020 Obelix if you are hungry! I'll invite you to my house for a great big lunch. 173 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:32,569 - Thank you madam but there isn't time. - I'm sure, but there is always... 174 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:36,824 - time for roast boar, isn't there Obelix? - Oh I think so madam. 175 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:40,077 - But Obelix what about the Romans?! - Are you refusing an invitation... 176 00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:43,413 - from the chief's wife? - No madam... 177 00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:47,709 Then shut up and lets move! 178 00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,187 - What do you want? - The platoon has returned. 179 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:10,190 Get me out of here! 180 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:29,042 - The Gauls are making a lot of noise. - And they are taking pot shots at us! 181 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:34,506 Pot-shots? They are taking pot shots at my legionaries? 182 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:41,221 - That is not fair! - Nobody fights with cooking pots. 183 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:47,644 - The Gauls must be making a plan. - Lets leave them live in peace! 184 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:54,735 Take this fool out of there, he just volunteered to spy on the Gauls. 185 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,534 - Come out of there now! - No! 186 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:08,916 I then order you to be cooked alive into that pot. 187 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:13,754 - You wouldn't do that! - Guess again! 188 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:39,029 Soldier are you coming out! 189 00:30:02,344 --> 00:30:06,598 Piggy wiggie? We have guests for lunch. 190 00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:11,520 Piggy Wiggie? You haven't called me that since the beginning of our marriage! 191 00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:16,775 I know I misjudged you piggy wiggie. 192 00:30:17,526 --> 00:30:20,612 Piggy wiggie? 193 00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:26,869 Offer your friends a drink while I cook lunch Piggy Wiggie. 194 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:30,664 Piggy wiggie? 195 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:37,254 - What is it with you two? - We're sorry Piggy Wiggie, I mean chief. 196 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:47,764 Would you knock it off? Why did you invite these two dummies? 197 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:52,019 Because they are the two best warriors I the village, Piggy Wiggie! 198 00:30:54,563 --> 00:30:58,650 The wizard is sick so the Romans could attack us, Piggy Wiggie. 199 00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:03,739 - The Romans are too afraid to bother us! - But we haven't got any potion! 200 00:31:03,906 --> 00:31:08,494 Asterix & Obelix should stay in the village and not go in the forest! 201 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:11,705 - No! - Don't you agree, Piggy Wiggie? 202 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:21,173 You think it 's funny do you? Then you can stay in the village and guard the wizard! 203 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:26,136 - Perfect piggy Wiggie! - Eh? 204 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:10,931 You're going to blow my cover, go away! 205 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:26,405 You still here? 206 00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:07,863 Oh Prolix, I brought you a little something to read my future with. 207 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,576 - It's stuffed, there is nothing inside! - Give it to me! 208 00:33:16,038 --> 00:33:20,501 I read stuffing as well. 209 00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:28,425 Oh oh oh! Your future looks grand.! 210 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,319 - Mimmina? - Yes? 211 00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:52,741 - What are you doing here Mimmina? - Well I was just picking mushrooms. 212 00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:57,329 - Yes, I was just picking mushrooms. - You haven't been very lucky! 213 00:33:57,496 --> 00:34:03,669 - Do you want some of mine? - Well oh can you keep a secret? 214 00:34:04,253 --> 00:34:09,424 The fortune teller is in the woods and he read my future! 215 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:12,719 But you mustn't tell anyone! 216 00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:19,059 And Diperdix is going to be very rich and he is going to give me lots of jewels. 217 00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:22,354 - It's incredible! - Right! 218 00:34:22,604 --> 00:34:26,191 - Oh I have a secret to tell you. - But you mustn't tell anyone! 219 00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:28,652 The fortune teller is in the woods! 220 00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:32,865 I know, I'm bringing him some heavy reading. 221 00:34:33,866 --> 00:34:40,080 Enough with dead animals from now on I'll read in the gold! 222 00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:43,477 Go home nice dog! 223 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:49,024 Go away nice dog! Go away! 224 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:01,495 Look who we have here! 225 00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:14,174 What do you know Asterix, these crazy Romans are branching out all over the place. 226 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:22,391 Stop! 227 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:27,271 Please don't cook me again! 228 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:36,113 Don't worry, we just want you to taste the soup. 229 00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:55,424 I think it needs a little work. 230 00:36:58,177 --> 00:37:04,391 Ah don't worry there Mr. Roman, were still working on the recipe. 231 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:29,226 Oh no! 232 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:04,071 I got him! I got him! 233 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:10,077 - I got him! I got him! - No! 234 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:24,234 I got you! 235 00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:49,635 I made it! I made it! 236 00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:59,811 - How do you feel? - Better! 237 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:05,108 Light headed, really light headed. 238 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:10,364 I'm too light headed! Somebody catch me! 239 00:42:45,858 --> 00:42:50,028 - Hey! It's me! - Who? 240 00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:54,324 Don't even ask just give me rope. 241 00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:08,839 - Centurion! - Where is he and what is with this rope? 242 00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:13,594 Have a look for yourself. 243 00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:18,182 - What are you doing? Get down! - But there's no way! 244 00:43:18,307 --> 00:43:22,060 I'm as light as a butterfly in the wind. 245 00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:26,440 Lower that butterfly! 246 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:38,118 The wizard is experimenting with a new potion and he won't stop laughing. 247 00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:42,372 Why did you drink? Idiot! 248 00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:50,672 Take a platoon, find out what they are doing in their village. 249 00:43:53,592 --> 00:43:57,721 - What we need is another Roman. - You're right! 250 00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:12,528 - Matusalemmix, where are you going? - I'm having a beer in the forest... 251 00:44:15,197 --> 00:44:17,324 What? 252 00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:26,625 Something very strange is happening around here. 253 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:33,090 They're all going into the forest while we are stuck here doing nothing. 254 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,849 Hey chief! 255 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:53,652 What is going on in that forest? Obelix you guard the wizard 256 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:03,412 I'll be back as soon as I can. 257 00:45:23,515 --> 00:45:26,935 Anyone here? 258 00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:44,203 You chased him out, the chief told... you not to come into the forest! 259 00:45:44,536 --> 00:45:48,624 - Chased who? - The fortune teller! 260 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:53,086 Great disaster will befall us! Asterix has chased the fortune teller! 261 00:45:55,631 --> 00:46:00,636 - Ave centurion! - Ave, what have you got? 262 00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:04,932 I was leading the platoon to the Gaulish village and we discovered this intruder... 263 00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:09,186 in the forest and his story is very interesting, so I brought him to you sir. 264 00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:12,397 Let's see him! 265 00:46:15,234 --> 00:46:19,655 A prisoner from Gaul? Why did you take him here? 266 00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:26,995 Excuse me mister Gaul, you are one of these super strong Gauls, the enemy? 267 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:34,545 Me, oh no, I am a peaceful man, I am against no one at all. 268 00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:37,923 That is nice. 269 00:46:40,425 --> 00:46:45,597 Voila, my name is Prolix. I travel about in search of a patron. 270 00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:50,894 Yes I knew that here I would find a soldiers that was strong and generous,... 271 00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:57,234 even if some of his less sensible troupes didn't show me... 272 00:46:57,359 --> 00:47:02,781 the respect that they should. 273 00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:09,204 What then, I knew all this before! 274 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,086 Well done, so tell me how you are knowing all that? 275 00:47:16,295 --> 00:47:21,466 - Well I'm a fortune teller. - A fortune teller? 276 00:47:22,968 --> 00:47:26,346 So you are a fortune teller of the Gauls of the near village? 277 00:47:26,555 --> 00:47:31,727 Yes sir, for example I foresee that you will be promoted and achieve great plans. 278 00:47:37,316 --> 00:47:41,820 - So am I going to conquer the Gauls? - You guess well! 279 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:48,202 Magnifico, unfortunately for you we are under orders to arrest fortune tellers. 280 00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:55,375 What, what well I, in that case no more joking, I mean I am not a fortune teller! 281 00:47:55,501 --> 00:48:01,715 That was just a little joke! In fact I am a bit of a rascal. 282 00:48:05,427 --> 00:48:09,598 - Come here! - No please, don't arrest me! 283 00:48:09,765 --> 00:48:12,809 I'm not a real fortune teller! 284 00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:16,897 But you were saying that I am going to get a promotion? 285 00:48:17,022 --> 00:48:23,237 - It's a joke! That is absolutely absurd! - Well that makes sense. 286 00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:30,160 What do you mean by that? Hold your tongue! 287 00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:39,336 I'm going to give you a little test. Heads or tails? 288 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:44,466 Neither, neither one. 289 00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:13,245 Bingo! You predicted right! 290 00:49:13,328 --> 00:49:16,415 Than you must be a real fortune teller! 291 00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:23,213 But it's not true! It's very easy for a coin to fell like that! 292 00:49:26,091 --> 00:49:29,136 Put this man in chains. 293 00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:34,433 But I'm not a fortune teller! I'm a fake! I flatter the people of the village! 294 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:40,772 I tell them what they want to hear so they believe me, anything, anything I say! 295 00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:45,736 - So the Gauls believe anything you say? - Yes! Yes! 296 00:49:45,861 --> 00:49:52,034 So may be you can be useful than! 297 00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:59,917 Yes sir! 298 00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:07,591 Your actions have been unworthy! It's dangerous to anger a fortune teller! 299 00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:13,055 He is an impostor, he takes all your money to make himself fat! 300 00:50:13,222 --> 00:50:17,267 He's out there right now looking for a whole new bunch of suckers! 301 00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:20,604 I don't think he was an impostor, he said all the right things. 302 00:50:20,729 --> 00:50:26,610 - Please Mrs. Chief, open your eyes! - Open your eyes? Open your eyes! 303 00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:31,240 He was a wise man! 304 00:50:45,587 --> 00:50:51,802 Oh my gosh, it is Prolix, the fortune teller! He is back. 305 00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:59,977 Yes people of Gaul! 306 00:51:00,352 --> 00:51:06,525 I have returned, to tell you that Gods are very upset with you! 307 00:51:11,864 --> 00:51:16,076 Yes your village is doomed! 308 00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:23,709 Even your air will be poisonous soon! 309 00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:29,506 lt'll become revolting! Poison! Your faces will turn pale! 310 00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:35,846 You will loose the colour of life! 311 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:42,769 Please get away before it is too late! 312 00:51:43,645 --> 00:51:49,860 I tell you it is your only hope! Now everyone has been warned! 313 00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,873 Did you hear him? 314 00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:09,463 I will not stay another minute in this doomed village, lets go to Lutezia! 315 00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:13,217 Have you gone nuts, you are not going to abandon our village on account of fur face! 316 00:52:13,342 --> 00:52:16,595 But if on the off chance he might be right, we would all be doomed. 317 00:52:16,762 --> 00:52:19,932 I think we should move to the little island that is right off the coast. 318 00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:24,186 - But Piggy Wiggie it's in Lutezia that... - Don't be silly, when the danger... 319 00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:27,940 is clear we will come back. 320 00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:32,194 Asterix, shall we go? 321 00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:35,823 No, I stay! 322 00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:39,535 Everybody else get to the boats! 323 00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:06,770 - May be I should sing for you! - Shut up! 324 00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:15,237 Obelix are you leaving? 325 00:53:22,578 --> 00:53:25,998 Well...no I'll stay! 326 00:53:26,165 --> 00:53:31,086 All aboard who is going aboard! 327 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,944 The Romans can attack whenever they like now. 328 00:53:56,111 --> 00:53:59,156 I guess we should hide. 329 00:54:40,489 --> 00:54:44,618 That is it, mission accomplished! the Gauls have left their village. 330 00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:50,415 I am not surprised, I knew all along that all along you were a real fortune teller. 331 00:54:50,582 --> 00:54:55,629 - Arrest him now? - You promised you would let me go! 332 00:54:55,754 --> 00:54:59,883 No! I am first going to check to make sure that the Gaul village is clear. 333 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,098 - I knew it! - I'll bet! 334 00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:11,687 No, no that is not what I meant, I didn't know at all, I am not a fortune teller! 335 00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:16,108 It was just a haunch! That's all, that's all! 336 00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:31,874 Look the fortune teller is leading the Romans right into our village. 337 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:36,753 The fortune teller and the Romans, of course the are in this together. 338 00:55:45,971 --> 00:55:51,560 - We can't let them take our village! - No Obelix! 339 00:55:51,894 --> 00:55:56,148 It's too dangerous!. We haven't got any magic potion! 340 00:55:56,231 --> 00:56:00,360 All we can do is sit here and keep an eye on Panoramix. 341 00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:26,595 This place is deserted, completely deserted, Sir. 342 00:56:45,614 --> 00:56:51,829 Go to Rome and carry this message to Caesar: you tell him: all of Gaul... 343 00:56:55,207 --> 00:57:01,421 is occupied! Then he will ask: ''Totally?'' And you will say to him: ''Totally!''. 344 00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:05,801 He will understand. 345 00:57:33,162 --> 00:57:39,376 As Caesar would say, gentlemen we came, we saw and we won them. 346 00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:45,382 Bravo Prolix you are really good! 347 00:57:46,592 --> 00:57:50,012 So Should I arrest him now, since he is a real fortune teller. 348 00:57:50,179 --> 00:57:56,393 But, but, it is not true! I told you it's not true! 349 00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:03,484 - Are you saying I would not be promoted? - But I could not know that. 350 00:58:03,609 --> 00:58:07,654 - What do you see? - I told you I don't make predictions! 351 00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:12,659 The truth, or I will read my future on your own insides! 352 00:58:16,538 --> 00:58:21,710 - Oh, yes you will get a promotion! - So we arrest him? 353 00:58:22,044 --> 00:58:27,174 - No! A fortune teller could be useful. - But sir orders are orders! 354 00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:31,970 I say if he is a real fortune teller we arrest him! 355 00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:38,602 But I am not! Remember I predicted a curse on the air of the village? 356 00:58:43,315 --> 00:58:46,360 Hey wait a minute! 357 00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:52,783 Don't you think there is a strange odour here? 358 00:58:55,077 --> 00:58:59,414 - A strange odour? - It's true! 359 00:58:59,581 --> 00:59:02,626 I haven't asked for your opinion! 360 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:11,593 Centurion, the air is unbreathable in the village. It stinked! 361 00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:17,266 Stinks? What do you mean by that? 362 00:59:28,110 --> 00:59:34,283 - Great, Gods are with you Prolix! - It's not possible! 363 00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:44,334 It's not possible! No! 364 00:59:45,043 --> 00:59:50,048 It's not possible! It's not possible! 365 00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:54,219 It's not possible! 366 00:59:54,386 --> 00:59:58,265 It's not possible! It's not possible! It's not possible! 367 01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:08,734 Trumpeter, sound the evacuation of this place on the double! 368 01:00:34,259 --> 01:00:39,431 I made it! I made it once again! 369 01:00:44,186 --> 01:00:47,272 Obelix! 370 01:01:24,393 --> 01:01:28,522 This is all my fault! 371 01:01:33,235 --> 01:01:37,364 And to think it is all because I threw that stupid little rocket! 372 01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:43,787 I was out of my mind! Completely out of my mind! 373 01:02:31,293 --> 01:02:35,422 Asterix? 374 01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:41,470 Asterix! 375 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:46,850 - You called me Asterix! - Asterix! 376 01:02:46,975 --> 01:02:52,022 Panoramix you are cured! 377 01:02:59,738 --> 01:03:03,534 Obelix! Did you throw this rock on Panoramix? 378 01:03:03,659 --> 01:03:08,747 Absolutely to try and cure the wizard. Don't tell me I did the wrong thing! 379 01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:20,926 This is great, I can't believe it, our wizard is still safe. 380 01:03:21,093 --> 01:03:25,472 - Good boy! - What do you mean still? I just cured... 381 01:03:54,793 --> 01:04:00,674 But baby as soon as everything settles down we will go back to the village. 382 01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:04,761 - On this island I'll never get my jewels. - You're right!. 383 01:04:08,974 --> 01:04:15,147 If only our wizard was here, hey little fishy when he had his marbles 384 01:04:22,988 --> 01:04:26,074 You are scaring the fish, cut it out. 385 01:04:28,076 --> 01:04:31,705 him with my own delicate treatment. 386 01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:07,741 At ease. 387 01:05:09,034 --> 01:05:12,538 This is much better. 388 01:05:12,704 --> 01:05:17,876 What, But we had to retreat from the village we just conquered. 389 01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:22,923 So, thanks to the fortune teller we have no more Gauls, that is the main thing. 390 01:05:23,048 --> 01:05:28,220 - Good so now I can arrest him. - Absolutely not! 391 01:05:29,471 --> 01:05:33,559 Excuse me, a beg your pardon, I don't think I quiet understand. 392 01:05:34,143 --> 01:05:40,315 That is why I am a Centurion and you are just a soldier! 393 01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:45,154 Come along, I want to talk with you. 394 01:05:50,659 --> 01:05:53,996 Bighead!. 395 01:05:55,164 --> 01:05:59,251 You predict our fates, you are a true fortune teller! 396 01:05:59,418 --> 01:06:03,172 You knew there would be a disaster and it came. 397 01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:09,511 - Then I must be a real fortune teller. - You should be placed under arrest. 398 01:06:09,761 --> 01:06:14,099 - I am sure I must be a fake! - But you could be useful to me. 399 01:06:14,266 --> 01:06:18,103 - I am not a fake! - With your predictions and advice... 400 01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:21,732 - I am a fortune teller! -... I could go very far! 401 01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:26,778 Maybe I will even replace Caesar. 402 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:32,493 Of course I would be very generous. 403 01:06:32,868 --> 01:06:37,998 I'm a fortune teller! I'm a fortune teller! 404 01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:45,005 Make up your mind because if you're not real, we'll tear you apart! 405 01:06:48,884 --> 01:06:54,515 Please sit down and tell me a little bit more about my future. 406 01:06:54,723 --> 01:06:59,019 But I already told you that the Gods will give you protection! 407 01:06:59,144 --> 01:07:03,273 - And you will be promoted! - I know that! 408 01:07:03,398 --> 01:07:08,278 - Tell me how it will be when I am Caesar! - Well you will be real powerful! 409 01:07:08,487 --> 01:07:12,574 - The Romans will fear you! - Very good! 410 01:07:12,825 --> 01:07:17,454 - Very good and Cleopatra? - What is Cleopatra? 411 01:07:17,579 --> 01:07:22,084 - You never heard of Cleopatra? - Oh yes,Cleopatra silly me, Cleopatra! 412 01:07:22,251 --> 01:07:26,421 She will be crazy for you she will be head over heels for you and after... 413 01:07:26,588 --> 01:07:30,676 Fortune-teller! 414 01:07:34,930 --> 01:07:39,059 - Who are you? - You mean you don't know? 415 01:07:39,268 --> 01:07:43,939 - What do you want? - You are the lucky winner Prolix! 416 01:07:44,022 --> 01:07:47,693 - Winner? Winner of what? - It is a surprise! 417 01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:51,530 - Surprise, what kind of a surprise? - Can't you guess fortune teller? 418 01:07:52,531 --> 01:07:57,703 Well yes of course, I was only asking. A surprise. Wait it is coming to me. 419 01:08:07,629 --> 01:08:11,717 Fortune teller, tell the man your surprise. 420 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,929 - What is that noise? - How would I know? 421 01:08:19,808 --> 01:08:24,480 - The Gauls and you didn't let me know. - How was I supposed to know? 422 01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:28,692 Leave him to me! 423 01:08:32,154 --> 01:08:36,116 So you couldn't guess we were here eh fortune teller? And Lutezia? 424 01:08:36,241 --> 01:08:40,162 Piggy Wiggie partners with my brother? it was all a lie, shame on you! 425 01:08:41,413 --> 01:08:46,001 - You're just a cheat! - Bravo Madam!! Very good! 426 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:14,149 Go girls! 427 01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:19,738 - Hey who are you? - I am Caius Blocus! 428 01:11:24,076 --> 01:11:27,162 Special envoy to Caesar. 429 01:12:42,321 --> 01:12:45,407 Hey Dog beater! 430 01:13:11,809 --> 01:13:17,564 Hello everybody! How are you! At your orders centurion! 431 01:13:30,786 --> 01:13:36,750 Julius Caesar asked me to come and see if you really and truly had conquered... 432 01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:42,256 these fearsome and rebellioushed Gauls. 433 01:13:42,381 --> 01:13:46,218 You are an embarrassment! They conquered you. 434 01:13:52,307 --> 01:13:55,394 Come on everybody lets go home! 435 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:09,491 But it is not my fault! Shut up, you have been demoted! 436 01:14:09,658 --> 01:14:14,788 You are a legionnaire and even that is too generous! 437 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,169 Back to Rome! 438 01:14:24,506 --> 01:14:29,511 So I am going to be promoted am I? Centurion Arrest this impostor! 439 01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:39,813 I will not take order from some low ranking legionaire! 440 01:14:41,106 --> 01:14:46,862 You'll clean up this entire mess alone and speak properly to your superior! 441 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:58,040 Oh go on, get out, I don't want civilians in my camp! 37065

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