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I'm your big brother and if I don't
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teach you I don't want to steal a car
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Mason I just want to play ball forget
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about the sports Brian because you and I
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were bad boys and bad boys do bad stuff
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because we don't give a crap so watch
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and learn little bro watch you learn
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wouldn't be easy to break the window
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what if I gave a crap yeah yeah Mason
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are you sure you're cutting light wires
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I'm sure that I don't give a crap
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fights on fire haha
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hittin [ __ ]
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you've got five hey Brian I'm dusty
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Goldstein the court has appointed me
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your public defender so I got good news
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and I got bad news now the good news is
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your brother's gonna make it really
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that's right the doctor says the bullets
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missed all of his major arteries but my
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brother wasn't shot is he your brother
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Muhammad Allah Hussey's no Neeson Atkins
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he's right here hey and he's dead
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give me family we should contact Brian
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my mother anyone that isn't dead my
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mother isn't dead totally forgot about
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him bad news I'm afraid she drowned in a
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pool of someone else's vomit talk about
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one of those too I've got nothing left
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I've got nowhere to go
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all right that settles it you're coming
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home with me what it's all right Brian I
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take young boys home with me all the
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time
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come on kiddo time to meet your new
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family honey I'd like you to meet our
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new son you are not gonna hurt me you
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son of a [ __ ]
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um maybe I should go don't be ridiculous
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Brian my wife is still upset about the
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last juvenile's look what I brought home
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he tried to rape me dusty no Caitlin you
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never did prove that you defended him in
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court look honey I'm just trying to be a
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good lawyer here help a kid out make a
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difference in the world and if that
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means that someone in this house might
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get a little raped well god damn it
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that's a chance I'm willing to take
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thinking about right now just how
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utterly incomprehensible it is that
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Jackman could deliver such a tour de
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force performance well I'm contemplating
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the intricacies of our friendship and
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how the emergence of our adolescent
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hormones has radically altered the very
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nature of our relationship in such a
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lascivious manner that I yearned to make
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passionate intercourse to your genitalia
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cycle fight no Bossin I want you to meet
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Brian his entire family is dead so he's
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gonna be living with us from now on well
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I'm sure you two lady killers have a lot
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to talk about
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have fun please montre can I take your
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jacket your undershirt here you know my
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pants too oh that's just Charlie don't
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worry I'm not the least bit attracted to
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her so uh Brian are you a fan of the
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Jackman me too yeah I am a huge check
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maniac someday I expire to have a body
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of work and a body as jacked as his
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jacket all right I guess I'm taking off
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then
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listen I just got the Unrated version of
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Kate and Leopold on DVD back to the
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creek we could let my bed pop in I wish
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you know what it's late I should
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probably head out to the pool house are
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you sure you can stay here I'll even
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give you the top bunk but you don't have
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a bunk bed we could pretend that I do
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where do you think you're going Melissa
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wherever I want don't you use that tone
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of voice with me and you look at me when
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I'm talking to you young lady you're
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only a year older than me my little girl
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hi Daddy
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not you I was talking your stepmother
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you
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hey hey
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Hey
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Hey whoa looking good son not you
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fat-ass I was talking about your step
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money what may be in such [ __ ]
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you're going to have to be a lot more
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careful at this school than you were at
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the last my fare well I'm sorry Jeeves
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but when I see a red face and agogic
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demon coming at me I Scout the best
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mommy you scum sophomore Roger Whitacre
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he had a little rosacea
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yeah just forget about it I have fun
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something that should be of grave
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concern to you
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I know it's really gotten out of hand
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down there
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my there it belongs to something be
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something Harry that's a I get it I need
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to trim your Mont listening mother I'm
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afraid you're going to have to destroy
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the most terrifying creature ever to
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roam the halls of this school a teenage
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wolf
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are we still talking about my badge
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what's wrong couch it's my family spring
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sometimes I just wish they didn't exist
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guys that's ridiculous the family unit
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provides us with the foundation for all
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of our morals and our values I don't
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know Gabi Hey here comes your stepmother
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I want you home right after school is
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that understood Melissa Margaret
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creatures don't make me ground you fine
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looks like somebody needs a little
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cheering up
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hey don't you think we're a little young
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to be experimenting with our sexuality
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walking around for half an hour
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shouldn't we be going to class actually
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Brian at this school there are no
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classes we get our education by
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aimlessly wandering through the hallways
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happy that's a lot dipper from the
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Correctional Facility I come from Lawson
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really appreciate it if you wouldn't
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talk about there you are if we did for
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you on the dog for over an hour this
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morning sorry there was a room in the
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rowboat for Brian you and your ladder
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what are you insinuating Lawson that me
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and my ladder don't have a place in your
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life anymore
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Charlie of course as a place for you in
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my life who else would I let in my bed
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without the fear of getting an erection
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oh gotta go guys start my show this
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teenagers no your lot shorter than I am
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kids what's your name sweetie oh yo yo
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solid Goldstein I like to give a mad
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shout-out to our newest student and find
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you homeboy Brian Acton sport of caution
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Brian doesn't like to talk about his
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past and to go the pink rope term Lauren
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is currently on parole and whatever you
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do don't ask him about his family
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because they're all dead you there is
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something special about
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like two hours out of practice stretch
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my groin
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I'm like everything for this point you
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know I'm just as I hope we all day row
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what's going on here
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well guys got a sick eater what apps
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he'd spout to get a lot sicker do you
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think you're doing little man Tate sorry
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nobody touches Shawn Saunders balls but
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me and my boys you got it yeah let's go
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boys grab my balls
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Jack sent me
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Oh
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concerning Sean stood me up again oh let
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me give you a little advice now guys
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like Sean Saunders you're always gonna
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lie to you in fact he was in here
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earlier finger-banging soon check up on
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the jukebox I mean really giving it to
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her good right point is you gotta suck
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it up he's the best thing you got going
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that caboose of yours isn't getting any
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smaller huh now come on how about a
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double cheeseburger thanks Pat but I
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think she'd rather take a bite out of oh
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sure yah yah preparing racial
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stereotypes is really irresponsible
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I'll be right back
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actually I'll be right back - and I'll
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have that double cheeseburger okay mmm
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so I was wondering if you'd like to come
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by Shawn Saunders party tonight why
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would I want to go to your boyfriend's
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party will show up and maybe you'll find
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out great we would love to Melissa I'm
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sorry
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but we met Boston volte your neighbor
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for 16 years
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our parents had several affairs with one
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another right anyway see it's my brain
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yeah ungodly you have any concept of
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what just happened here we just got
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invited to this week's Vegas social
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gathering of the year they're gonna be a
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really picture for someone else wearing
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the same outfit whoa I'm close since
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there is a lot of underage drinking at
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this party and a lot of underage stop
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does anybody see you like don't you baby
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Sean my stepmother that's right
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and I want you to go straight to your
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room Missy I hope you're happy you fat
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[ __ ] this is all
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you just gonna stand there and do
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nothing
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no well that's funny cuz you look like
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you're just about to shot yourself papa
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who the hell are you names can't aunt
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Boehner Minh well folks around here just
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call me Kenny kind of school legend in
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this school pause you're still in high
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school yeah 23 years learning just
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splitted e as in I can't learn to stop
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loving that poontang that's just wrong
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you know what else is wrong you for not
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sticking up for your gal cuz you're too
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afraid to throw down let me let you in
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on a little secret there compadre
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you don't gots to I don't know cuz you
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got something that douche bag ain't gots
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a hooded sweatshirt
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and there ain't nothing the screams
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don't step to this louder than a great
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cotton
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pudding its rugged its versatile and it
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says hey I grew up in the streets so
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take it from someone as hot CO and
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creepy as me you raise that h-bomb and
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he's going back now I bet my boner
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and I don't lose boners neither do I hey
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Saunders
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I think you are Melissa in apology
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you guys fighting is not a constructive
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way to yeah huh what are you gonna do
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about it tiny dancer this
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that's how we do it in the LP bch [ __ ]
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that make you wet isn't the big bad wolf
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I want you to know Lawson there isn't
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anyone else I'd want by my side at this
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time of grave you know I'll always be
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there for Brian wait I'm sorry but I
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have to leave this place who are you
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gonna go whatever this road takes me but
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that's the driveway and wherever this
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driveway takes me call us at look Lawson
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I'm a bad one and bad boys
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who taught you to think like that Mason
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but that's impossible
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not if I defect my own death to escape
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from a Nicaraguan drug cartel I've been
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doing a lot of thinking lately and I
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realized that you and I we don't have to
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be bad boys anymore we don't that's
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right right we can be good boys now heck
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for the first time in my life I can wear
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a cardigan say that I'm excited about my
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future what do you say huh want to give
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you a big brother a hug my cardigan
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Hey
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you shot my brother after what you did
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for me I owed you one your first time
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you swinton at me I knew that I had
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finally found someone as depressed as I
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am I can honestly say it's over with
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Shawn it's really over
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he Oh on the thighs
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let's go see you around right difference
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cue the tortured music
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dad what are you doing here I'm afraid I
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have some extremely disturbing
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information that is gonna shut them
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next week on not another high school
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show what's wrong couch I'm pregnant
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spring guys teenage pregnancy if someone
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ever offers you cocaine Kim straight the
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eye and you say you need to sample the
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goods first
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you know what stop with the cheetah
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gently okay I want you to make the
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latest addition to the family
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Hector Rodriguez
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I lost the baby spring guys a
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miscarriages not to wanna miss the last
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five minutes for the most shocking
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ending ever mom but that's impossible
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not if I had to fake my death to escape
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from an abusive Porto Rican pimp but
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don't worry
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Mama's back for good this time
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