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Dear friends, good afternoon.

Today I'll tell you about a dessert

with very ancient origins in our tradition.

A very popular dessert in our country.

A dessert whose mysterious origins are often quarreled over

by different regions of Italy. You already know by now.

Today, we're talking about tiramisu.

Let's go over the ingredients. For eight people.

You'll need 6 whole eggs.

Less than that, just the yolk.

Al least 2 cups of mascarpone cheese.

It must be fresh.

Eggs, mascarpone cheese...

All things that get stuck in your liver.

The liver!

A little less than one cup of white sugar.

You need raw sugar!

We moved forward with our work and...

Are we making fun about glycaemia now?

What do you want me to say? Have fun, then!

...we soak our cookies in black coffee. Right?

You're drowning them like that!

You need a mix! Coffee and ginseng.

Hey! Psst.

- I add a small glass of liqueur too. - Sure, why not?

Animal fats, industrial sugars, alcohol, coffee...

A good cigar... and we're all going to die!

We're all going to die!

But what makes our tiramisu really special,

the key ingredient, is the last one.

And what is the last one?

- Who's the last one? - Me.

What drugs are you selling?

They're not exactly drugs.

- I deal in health equipment. - Oh.

I've got memory problems.

But I found my doctor, who gave me some very good pills.

Good for you. And how is it going?

- How is it going what? - Okay. Right.

Hello.

- Who's the last one? - You.

Of course I'm the last one, I've just arrived.

- I mean, who's going in before me? - I am.

- What? If I had said I was the last one,

to the next one arriving, you would have said

- I was the last one. - And she's right.

Who's the last one?

It's him, even if he's pretending he's not.

No, you're the last one. Salespersons always enter last.

- First, calm down. - No, he's right.

- Do you have an appointment? - What does it have to do with...

Excuse me, do you have.) Mine is here.

I've got an appointment two months ago.

I come from Perugia. I've got it two months ago!

What is this noise? Why are you all screaming?

- What's going on? - These salespersons are annoying!

- That's what's going on! - He's right. He's right.

Excuse me, I'm Antonio Moscati, I sell health items.

Listen, salespersons are required to gel

a regular appointment with my secretary, alright?

I didn't know that. Can you call me your secretary, then?

- So I can get... - It's not possible at the moment.

She's busy. Try again.

- Revenues. Bring me revenues. - How can I do that?

Doctors don't use bandages and Band-Aids anymore.

They prescribe drugs. Only drugs. Our products...

Our products are outstanding.

Extra-thin medical gloves, strong bandages,

Band-Aids that stick perfectly.

It's you who must be good at highlighting their quality!

I'm getting the door!

Come on in.

Of course, it's my house.

- Hi, dear. - Hi.

Your brother is dining with us again, I see.

He wants to introduce us his new girlfriend.

What? The old one didn't get through the seven-day itch?

- How did it go at work? - Good, good.

- I have good vibes. - Oh, Marco is here too.

What is it, New Years Eve, honey?

He's got problems with the pub. He needs to talk to you.

I don't want to bother you,

but if you help me with the payments,

- I'm gonna give you your money back.- It's a bad time.

- Marco, I can't see a friend suffering. - Thanks, Franco.

That's why I won't give you money.

'Cause then you'll want to give it back,

but you won't have it and you'll suffer.

But I'm already suffering!

And I'm going to give you back your money.

You know how it works with these restaurants.

Highs and lows, right?

Wine and Vinyl is a place as sad as its owner.

The food was bad and the music awful.

The wine is good though,

because he's not making it.

Reviews on line. Do I have to read the bad ones too?

- No, no, no! - No, no, no!

What about kids?

No kids yet.

Franco, Maria sent you a message!

- Maria who? - Your ex-wife!

She says your little girl has a temperature of 100.

My daughter a little girl?

She's 9 and probably a temperature of 98.

She lowers the age and increases the temperature.

To make me feel guilty.

So? What should I write her back?

- Oh? - Yes.

Tylenol!

Tylenol...

Antonio, how is it going at work? Everything's good?

I wouldn't say that, but I can feel respect.

A lot of respect, but he never sells anything.

Easy to say for you.

Clothes, fashion, best brands. A piece of cake!

A piece of cake? You try!

Even Chanel would go bankrupt with you.

Lucky for you, you found my sister.

But it won't last long.

- Who wants tiramisu? - Ah, Aurora's tiramisu!

The very best!

- Which one is mine? - Here, Franco.

I want more.

The idea of frustration after a failure

is also well present in the animal kingdom.

Female bears often leave partner and nest

to male with dominant males.

This ruthless instinct is what assures

the continuity of the species. As you can see...

I'm so tired, love.

I've just finished with that student's dissertation.

- He's picking ii up tomorrow morning. - Good.

- Night, love. - Goodnight.

Honey, I'm leaving. Bye.

- Wait, I have something for you. - Yes.

How is it going the.)

Geez, it's not like I'm gonna copy it.

Here.

Can you bring this tiramisu to Caritas? It's for Darfur.

Isn't it a little too small for the whole Darfur?

You silly!

- It's for the charity prize draw. - All right, bye.

- See you tonight at the movies? - Yes.

- Be on time! - Yes.

Monday, 10 o'clock. Two weeks from now.

- Right. Can I give you my card? - Leave it there.

- I'm sorry. I'm... - Leave it to me.

I'm really sorry. I leave it here.

- Thank you. How did it go? - Fine.

It went pretty well. I have good vibes.

Good.

Hows the movie? ls it funny?

What...?

It's Max Light's first surreal movie.

- This one? - Yes.

It doesn't seem so 'Light', you know?

- Come on! - With all this people that...

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I left it on. Hello?

I'm Dr. Massimo Esposito. Fantastic tiramisu!

Me and my wife fought over it!

I'm very glad you liked it.

- Did your wife make it? - Yes.

If she's with you, you have to get her on the phone.

- Vanessa wants to thank her. - Right away.

- It's Vanessa. She wants to thank you. - Who?

- Vanessa. Take the phone. - Enough!

- I'm sorry. - Hello? - Congratulations, honey!

- If it was for me, I wouldn't, but... - Who's this nut-job?

Would you give me the recipe? So I can make it too!

- She wants the recipe. - Give it to her.

Let's give her this recipe. I'll keep watching for you.

I'll follow the movie and sum it up for you.

For a tiramisu that serves 6 people

you need 4 fresh eggs, just the yolk, though.

- Did you tell her that...? - Yes, yes, I did.

Then soy cream, half a cup of brown sugar...

Ah, mixed coffee. Half coffee, half ginseng.

Ladyfingers.

- Half cocoa, half cinnamon. - And half cinnamon.

That's the ingredient that makes my tiramisu special.

- You're unbelievable! - What an awful atmosphere.

What an awful atmosphere. Now, you can't even...

- We're done, ma'am. - How many ladyfingers?

- One pound, ma'am. - Do I find them at the supermarket?

- No, the hardware store. - Let's do this.

One night, we come for dinner and I tell you everything.

Yes, next Friday. It's my birthday.

All right. Yes. Bye bye.

Come on, don't say 'It's my birthday'!

- Why not? - It's not classy. It sounds like you want a present.

They invited us for dinner Friday night.

- I love you. - Now let me watch the movie.

Yes, yes.

Soy cream with yogurt.

It's light, but still tasty.

So, let's begin. Come on, Vanessa.

Soak the cookies.

- Where are you going? - Here.

- No, in the coffee! - Without washing it first?

What are you even saying?

Very good, Aurora!

You make my wife cook! It's a miracle!

She was very good.

Promise me that you'll talk with your boss

- and gel drugs from him. - He'll never agree.

You have to try! Man up, Antonio!

Give me drugs!

- What do you want? I'm busy! - Please.

- Give me the drugs. - No.

Medical sales representatives take care of that.

I met a doctor, who knows other doctors.

- If you gave me the drugs... - No.

- Just one, please. - No.

- Just one. - One.

- Massimo? - I arranged you a meeting

with a very important person, but you'll need a quiet place,

somewhere discreet. Can you take care of that?

So, an empty place. I've got one.

Here we are.

A little basic, but discreet.

- Thai table over there. - Thai table over there.

Welcome. Good morning. A big smile.

And then you complain about reviews?

The electric bill has arrived. - No. Did they disconnect it?

- Not yet. - So, before they do,

what do you have for us? ls there something tasty?

- I can make you sautè spaghetti. - Let's "sautè" that.

Instead, you give some cold cuts, some cheese,

some good wine... Simplicity is key.

- Franco is here. - Where? - There.

Don't let him get close.

My record!

Sorry, I didn't see you.

- Who's that guy? - Nobody. My brother-in-law.

Massimo talked me very well about you.

I hold him in high regard, therefore we're here.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my bad.

Please, excuse him. His bad.

I represent Salutex.

A German multinational company. They deal in everything, from drugs

to diagnostic equipment. And even surgical theaters!

If you decide to come work with us,

you'll be handed over the entire pediatric line.

Where there are children, people spend a lot of money.

- Right. - Hello. Hello, everybody.

He's Franco, my brother-in-law. We're really close.

But he just wanted to say hello and now he's going. Right, Franco?

- Bye, Franco. - Bye.

Sorry, but... We were saying?

Are you staying with us? He is. We're really close.

Were you talking? Please, continue.

You even have Franco's permission to talk.

- We're really, really close. - How nice.

In his firm, you get a percentage, a minimum income or...?

15% on sales, plus a 1,500? monthly salary.

That's right. 1 ,200-1 ,500?.

You're about to drink a Lupo Bianco It's a red wine, despite the name.

Say it with me, it's a red wine. Aged two years in a barrel.

- We're talking about a still wine. - We're talking about work.

Go, please.

- You dropped this. - I'm sorry. Sorry.

2,000? plus expenses.

- Thank you. - No, he'll never agree to that.

- I won't? - No.- No.

Not without a percentage.

- Challenges excite him. - I can't help it.

He's a star player. They call him "Suppository Messi".

Yeah... because I sell lots of them, not because...

Honey, it's wonderful!

Look, there are tons of stuff for kids.

Pacifiers are so cute!

Speaking of kids...

You're so beautiful!

Hey, I'm here.

If you could raise the bar, I'd park...

- You can't. -As I was saying, I'm a medical sales representative

and I have to park over there, if you could...

No. The other parking lot.

- The other? - Yes.

- One coffee, please. - Right away.

- Antonio, Aurora's husband. - Yes. And you are.)

- Cosimo. - Cosimo.)

Aurora helped me write my dissertation.

Cosimo! I didn't recognize you. Your dissertation on...

- Help me out here. - On French cafe-philos.

Yes.And I see that you put that to good use.

- What are you doing here? - I'm a medical sales representative.

Drugs, serious stuff, diagnostic.

- Who do you have an appointment with? - Nobody.

- Oh, so... - Yes, it's my first day.

Leave it to me.

Head physicians are very rich men, they don't need anything.

But a present is always appreciated, right?

- Paletta, ophthalmology. - The short one or the tall one?

His son's a keeper. He's putting a soccer team together for him.

- See what you can do. - If I knew who he is...

- Attonucci. - This one?

Don't look! Orthopedics. He's obsessed

with cutting-edge TVs. He's got, like, fifteen.

I can take care of that. - He's Sacchi, cardiology.

He's a millionaire. His wife's even richer.

- It's a complicate case. - Less than you think.

- Fountain pens. - Go figure!

- Wait! Pediatrics? - Dr. Galbiati is in pediatrics.

Forget him, he's moody. See you soon.

Say to Aurora for me. Excuse me!

- Good morning. - Hi. I am...

So, Paletta, soccer. TVs. Pens.

I don't know, I'm not sure.

Is there anything bigger?

Yes. In movie theaters.

Watch out!

Honey, can you get by the store and buy me a few things?

What's problem? I can go grocery shopping. Tell me.

Good. So...

60 free-range eggs.

10 kg of raw brown sugar. Anything else?

5 liters of soy milk and...

Oh! 4 Ceylon cinnamon sticks.

- 4 Saigon cinnamon sticks. - Not Saigon, Ceylon.

Write it down before you forget it.

C E Y... Oh!

No, this is for you. A present for you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome. We share the same passion.

This is 1982 diamond-tipped...

- Can you put it down, please? - Yes.

Thank you.

Why all your clothes are either brownish or greyish?

- You look like an old man. - Grey and brown suit me.

The way you present yourself to clients is important.

Right. But did we have to come to Franco's?

Come on! He sells beautiful clothes.

Next, we're talking about your hair.

Hi,Aurora. Franco is over there.

Please, come in. I'll be with you in a minute.

So... I see you have your bullshit-filled resume.

But I like to judge people in person.

Where was Mrs. Raffaella Pelloni born?

Raffaella Maria Roberta Pelloni, known as Raffaella Carri,

was born 18 June 1943 in Bologna.

Do you approve of marriage between two homophobics?

Of course, if they love each other.

We can wait over there. I saw there are...

Don't worry.

"Rumore"s vinyl record B-side?

Rimani...

Rimani...

Rimani! "Sï, ci sto."

It's enough for me. Perfect. Thank you.

Thank you.

- Very good voice. - Yes.

To be hired as shop assistants, many pretend to be gay.

" Really? " No!

- But do they have to be...? - Of course.

They don't get married, they don't take maternity leaves...

- It's perfect. - He's got a point.

But last week one got a client pregnant in the dressing room.

One must be very careful here.

- His work just looks easy, but... - But it's not.

Elton, can you help him try these on, please?

- Is he Elton? - Elton.

Anto, let me know if he's pretending too.

- Yes. - I'll take these.

What do you mean.)

- Honey, can you come with me? - Go, don’t worry.

Can you come too? So we see the...

- Please, this way. - I'm coming.

- Honey, please. - Please, this way.

- Go, go. - Bye, honey.

Are you coming or not? I'll wait you there.

Yes?

- I'm looking for Dr. Galbiati. - He's visiting a patient.

That's a pity! I brought this for him.

- What is it? - My wife's tiramisu.

- It's very good. - Tiramisu?

But if he's visiting a patient, I'll come back some other time.

No, no, give it to me. What's your name?

- Antonio Moscati. - Antonio Moscati.

Goodbye.

Antonio, I just saw your sales.

Congratulations! Enjoy your week end.

I'm sorry, guys. I don't feel like coming with you.

I'll wait for you on the pier.

What are you gonna do on the pier? Come with us!

You're so lame!Alone on the pier.

- Don't have too much fun! - I just don't feel like it.

I don't feel like it.

- Dad? - Yes? - Can I go to the pier with Marco?

Fine. But don't get too close to him, you're not vaccinated.

- Okay. - Do you have money?

Yes, I've got those 20? you gave me.

- Good. - Marco, wait for her!

- Hi. - Can I have two ice cream cones?

- Sure. What flavors? - One chocolate, one vanilla.

This town is beautiful! The lake, fresh air,

- healthy food, simple people. - Simple?

Like the farmer who wakes up one morning and kills his family.

It always happens in places like this.

Here we go.

What are you thinking about?

About IRS.

And you're sad.

No, but my restaurant is going south and I don't know why.

Without financial support from the government,

businesses are brought to their knees.

I know.

- Look at that beautiful house! - It's beautiful.

Can you smell it? This is hay.

It's not hay.

Honey, can you imagine it completely restored?

Beautiful! The garden is huge.

There are Ions of mosquitoes here in summer.

It must have a fantastic view on the lake.

Yes. Can you see a little of the lake over there?

It's beautiful.

Humidity, fixtures corrosion, yearly restoration...

A poet. A man, a poet.

- You know crowd-funding, right? - ls it a rock band?

It's not a rock band!

It's a way to find resources on-line.

It's based on people's support.

A twelve-year-old in Colorado became a millionaire.

But he was smart.

- Where did I go wrong? - What's the world coming to?

Where did I go wrong as a father?

Don't worry, honey. You'll get better.

Marco is still on the pier. He doesn't want to move.

Fabiola says he's depressed.

But I talked to him and everything’s fine now.

Thank goodness!

- Marco! - Did he jump in?

Fabiola, leave it alone. Can you see that?

Can you see what she does? Where did I go wrong?

- Do something! - Marco!

He can't hear you! He's got water in his ears.

Now we have to go to the morgue to identify him!

Marco?

If you want, I can help you out with the restaurant.

- Really? - Yes.

We set it on fire and get the insurance money.

Think about it. Bye, Marco.

- Good evening. - The hell it is.

Good morning.

For you, a little present.

Oh! Come in.

We do everything alone, here.

Not like the others.

Food is bio-dynamic.

Because nutrition is really important.

What are you doing there?

Come. You can wait here.

Thank you. Thank you.

You street artists are very good.

I've always approved of you.

Sorry, I don't have any coins.

If you could leave now, because I'm waiting

the head physician and I wouldn't want him to...

Dr. Galbiati, the head physician.

I'm sorry, but you were dressed as a clown

and I didn't recognize you.

I don't rem ember you. Did you have a kid here?

No, I'm a medical sales representative.

Salutex. You might have heard of it.

It's a very serious German firm.

So... Let's see something very quick.

Look, for example, we have this little cream here.

As you suggest, when the baby's bottom is red,

you need to use a cream. Am I right?

What I suggest is that a little olive oil is enough.

- That's what you suggest? - Of course.

If that’s your suggestion...

Then...

In Salutex, we'd like to be a little closer to you

- and to your ward. - What do you mean?

You tell me.

You tell me what you need.

We need a painting in the Ward's chapel.

Isn't that right, Sister Mary?

What do you like? A still-life painting,

a washed up whale, a beautiful Pierrot?

It was very fashionable, it still is, with his tear.

A painting from Mantegna.

Right. Mantegna?

- Yes. - If you like Mantegna...

I'm not very familiar with these foreign minor painters.

So... Mantegna.

This Mr. Mantegna, do we contact him or do you contact him?

You give me an e-mail address, a phone number

and I'll take care of it. I just need you to spell it for me.

- Mantegna. - Gna.

Gna.

Perfect.

Do you see those parked car? The one next to the post is mine.

Beautiful. German. Solid. Just like our firm.

No, it's the bicycle.

It's good for you and help you think.

My friend, I'm retiring in a few days.

You're gonna do great business with the new head physician.

Holy shit... for real?

Do you already know who's gonna be?

What's the best car, according to you?

- I don't... - Your tiramisu.

Who's going to win?

Blue two sealer Mercedes, Paolo Casiraghi.

While SUV, Giorgio Dani.

Young Casiraghi's obsessions are cars and pussy.

Mostly the latter.

Enfant prodige, quick career...

But predictions say Dani, the old man.

Antonio, stick to him.

Don't worry, Mannini, I'll take care of it.

Can you stop scraping the records? They get ruined.

- The covers are thereto cover. - They get ruined too.

It's so hot in here. Didn't you have air conditioning?

- The one I bought in installments? - Yes.

I had to sell it to pay for it.

Okay. So, let's begin. On one hand we have...

I need everybody's attention, please.

On one hand we have Dr. Dani. Majestic Dr. Dani.

On the other, we have young and handsome Paolo Casiraghi.

Now, predictions say...

- Excuse me, I have a question. - Please.

Can you stop tapping your finger on the record, it gets ruined.

Dr. Dani is also well appreciated inside the structure.

Of course! 'Cause Bob reinvents the figure of the songwriter.

Bob reinvents the way music is done.

Bob reinvents the idea of video clip itself.

We're not talking about Bob Dylan.

- This is a way of focusing. - You need to focus more,

'cause between Bob and the other there's no contest.

Plus... Plus...

Dr. Dani has a very important friends network.

And such friends! Boxed In, Eighth Pictures,Avi Buffalo.

Who the fuck are these people, anyway?

Without Avi Buffalo, there would have been no Genesis.

They did just one gig in Italy, in Civitavecchia, I was there.

I was 1984, 40 people in all.

There must be a reason if you were just 40 in Civitavecchia.

- They were underestimated. - We're not talking about them.

This is the friends network.

The chief medical officer and his wife,

who make all the decisions.

Going back to our doct... Where is he?

- Who? - Dr. Dani. He was...

- Who's Dr. Dani? - The record that was here.

- The one that was here. - Dani's record? - Yes.

Ah! The record! I put it away. It was getting ruined.

How could you do it so quickly?

- I took it and I put it away. - You pissed me off.

Can you give me back Dani, please? You don't need to clean it!

Your fingers are sweaty.

I can't work like this.

So, who's going to win? Dani or Casiraghi?

- Don't. - This one.

He's young and handsome. And well endowed.

He goes to the others wife, pins her to the wall,

bangs her, she falls in love with him

and convinces her husband to give him the job.

And he reinvents himself as a head physician, okay?

See you later. Bye.

Dr. Dani? Dr. Dani?

Next week, I'm going to meet with all of you.

Dr. Casiraghi!

Antonio Moscati, nice to meet you.

I'd like to invite you to this event.

Smile a little, loosen up.

Enjoy it! Drink!

Kids? Kids?

Kids?

Honey?

I hit the bell tower.

Here she is, my love.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Shall we toast to the new house?

Especially because I'm leaving tomorrow.

Fine by me. But who's going to finish here?

No, no, no. Business before pleasure.

I'm having a shower and...

Add four portions for Dr. Tacchia.

Bye, love.

You'll need to firmly hold the two pads,

and place them with a slight pressure on the chest,

but not before screaming "Clear!"

ls everything clear?

Is everything clear? Excuse me, you.

- Me? - Yes.

- Very clear. - Yes?

Come here, then.

Let's see.

- It's clear. - Yes. Try, then.

Here.

Potentiometer to full power.

Clear!

I lost control! I lost control!

I lost control!

Oh! Good evening. I'm sorry for earlier.

- The wires got excited. - Electrodes.

Asshole.

I'll have a spritz, thank you.

- Here. - Thank you.

Can I have a glass of water, please?

- Are you from class? - Yes.

- I'm taking the class. - Ah,yes.

I was late and I missed it.

You didn't miss anything, don't worry.

Maybe you can pass me your notes.

No. I've everything here. Eidetic memory.

They called me Pico della Mirandola.

I'm Stefania, by the way.

Antonio. Welcome.

Nice to meet you.

Did they explain also how to use the new... defibrillator?

I'm defibrillator world champion.

You would have asked me about aerosol, then...

But if you want to know about the defibrillator,

here it is.

Ask if you need anything.

So...

No!

I'm sorry.

Sometimes, when you gel bored, you draw these...

...doodles.

- Doodles. - It happens to me too.

Good! Substitute teacher! And when would you start?

I don't know. They haven't told me yet.

They say this teacher was in a car crush.

- Something serious? - Well...

He's not okay. He's going to be away for at least three months.

Yes! It means at least three months of work for you!

And who knows? Good job, honey!

And good job to him. Good job, everybody.

Hello?

Listen, honey, tomorrow night,

after the little concert,

I'd like to invite my brother over for dinner.

But why?

Because you need to talk to him.

He's got a daughter and a new model every week. He can't go on like this.

- Can't he? - No.

I'll offer you pearl of rain,

coming from where it never rains.

I'll open the ground, deep down,

to cover you in gold, in gold and light.

And I'll bring you where there's no more...

- Were you sleeping, honey? - No.

Don't go away!

- Don't go away! - Let's go home, honey.

- Don't go; - Stop!

- I'm out of here. - Where are you going?

Don't go away.

- Calm down. - He saw me.

- Who? - The piano player.

He didn't see you, those are the lyrics.

- So we can go away. - No, we can't.

- Can we go away? - No.

Twice already.

- Hang on. - I can't.

- ...the story of a king. - Let's go home, please.

They're all dead here. Excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me. Beautiful, but...

- Don't go away! - No, you're really good,

but I'm really tired. I just came back from a trip.

Don't go away!

We have his brother to dinner too.

Don't go away!

Goodbye.

Don't go away!

Great concert, talented piano player, but...

You fell asleep like a child.

Speaking of children...

Come here.

- My beautiful. - My brother is coming.

Who cares? He's always late.

- We go upstairs... - Good evening.

Good evening. Hello.

So? I'm starving!

- Everything's ready, right? - Yes.

She's Andrea, she's Austro-Hungarian.

- Nice to meet you, Aurora. - Hello. Nice to meet you.

Wow!

- You have a beautiful home. - Thank you.

- I'll show you the kitchen. - Okay.

I'm telling you right away that we don't have children,

but we're working on it.

- What did you want to tell me? - I'll go straight to the point.

- Make it quick, I'm starving. - I'll go straight to the point.

- The point is your wife Maria. - Ex-wife.

Ex-wife.

Franco, look at me.

Really, look at me.

Where else can you find someone like Maria?

- A woman... - Look, turn around.

I just found one. She's even better.

- Is red all right? - It's perfect.

For how long have you been knowing my brother?

- For about three hours. - Oh, really?

OK, but anyway...

She wants to put the pieces of this family back together,

put this core together again.

You watch way too much television, anyway.

There, husbands and wives reconcile but in real life it's different.

And then there's Fabiola. We're really worried about her.

- This baby... - Fabiola is all right!

And you don't know what I've been through because of that worn an.

She wanted me to go back home at midnight.

It's normal! Father go back home at midnight.

Do they? I went out at 11 :30, how could I go back at midnight?

Antonio, look me in the eyes.

Look at me from my head to my toes. Look over there.

Now look at me again. Look at yourself.

Look at me again. Look at yourself.

I got it. I'm looking. And then?

Tell me I should go back with Maria. Tell me that.

- You have to tell me, huh? - I'm getting there.

- Do you want me to tell you? - Yes.

You have to go back with Maria. I said that.

Because it's the right thing to do. A man has to find his center.

He has to hold on to his life. I understand temptations...

- The phone is ringing. Answer it. - OK, I will.

I understand it all, but you have to resist tempt...

- Sorry, it's about work. - Don't worry.

It's really urgent.

- Hello? - Hi, it's me.

- Hi, what a surprise! - Good luck with your work.

I'm sorry, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

I'm checking the new equipment and I can't understand anything.

I can't even turn it on.

It's not a problem. I'm right in front of it myself in my studio.

Let's see. I know it by heart, anyway.

Here we go.

Here you are. What about Antonio?

He received a work call.

And you'll find a three head cable.

- OK. Are you alone? - Alone... Yes, I'm alone.

Then you'll put it in three holes of your choosing,

the ones you like the most. Your favorite color...

My favorite colors... Done.

- How are you? - I'm fine, thank you.

Now we can turn it on, okay?

Yes. Did you have dinner already?

- No, I have guests. - I see.

I thought you said you were alone.

I'm alone with guests. And you can also be alone among lots of people.

- Can you? - Then you turn the potentiometer at the highest level.

I mean, really, the highest level. And you'll hear...

- this loud buzz. - I see.

If you hear it, it's okay. Voila.

- Holy...! - Antonio, hello?

- Antonio, what's going on? - Antonio? - Antonio?

- Antonio? - Don't worry. Just a small overload.

Pour some wine, light a pair of candles...

And here is where big decisions are taken.

Every choice is shared... Okay, they don't count for a fuck.

Hello, dear.

Come, I'll show you your office.

- Oh, here we are. - Wonderful.

This is your office. The huge one over there is mine.

Domotica, you control everything from here.

Green for the secretary, red is me, blue to place orders at the bar.

Then we have Venetian blinds, and then...

Mini-bar, cigars, matched with a high level "Torbato" whiskey,

and all of this... might disappear

in the blink of an eye. Antonio, we can't lose this com petition.

You have to come up with something,

otherwise, he...

Gissi will make fun of you at your back.

- Good luck with your work. - Thank you.

I'm already...

I'm just saying that I'm already...

It's all...

For that sum, I've got huge deals for you.

This is a successful bar, you know.

Successful? It's about to go bankrupt! It is!

You think about my offer. I'll be waiting.

Keep waiting. This bar has years of History, of culture...

- Years of mortgage! - Mortgage...

What the fuck are you laughing at?

- Shit! - Jesus...

- No, no. Sir, I'll handle it. Good morning. - Good morning.

- You're really stylish and in perfect shape. - Thank you.

- How are you? - Very well. What...?

Really stylish. You're really good looking, sir.

Got it. That's enough. That's enough.

I see. But if, for example, Moscati submits a lower price?

It's impossible. Below that figure, there's no profit margin.

- Don't worry, really. Don't worry. - Good.

- Anything else? - No, thank you.

- Good. How much? - 2.880.000.Thank you.

Thank you. I'll be back.

Sir...

Look, sir, it's a supply for five hospitals,

15 wards... I think that figure is way too low.

We have to try.

I'll try, but I made a calculation, we've already passed the figure.

Can't you reduce anything?

How can I? There's no profit!

Make the calculation again with our profit margin reduced.

I will, but to win, I should put the goods at cost price.

And we're above the figure, anyway.

Let's think. Here's what we'll do...

Honey, I can't talk, right now. I'll call you back.

I can't talk, I'll call you back.

- Where were we? - We were saying it's impossible.

What do you mean, impossible?

At these figures, you can only sell recycled products.

- What do you mean? - Flawed machines.

They'd be cleaned, packed, but...

Careful, many patients had problems with these tools.

We can't take this risk. This is too risky.

I don't feel like doing this.

Had it come to your mind earlier, we could have cleaned, packed

and dispatched it all, and that's it.

How can we do that by tomorrow? It's too risky.

If that’s the problem, we can do that.

Then why are we still talking about it?

Of course that's the problem! Come on, hurry!

Here. 2.880.000, also with a small margin profit.

Perfect! Prepare the papers and print them.

Clean, pack! Go, hurry, hurry!

What are you laughing at? Why are you still there?

Join the others! Go, go!

Why are you still here? Go, go, go!

There's very little time left! Come on! Run!

Gissi...

Nervous? Don't be. It's just a competition.

- Mr. Moscati? - I think she said Moscati.

- What did she say? - Moscati.

She actually said Moscati.

Three points. Way to go!

- Did you gel that? - Hey, young man.

Can we have some champagne, please? And fast.

Honey, did you gel tanned?

- Who? - You.

No.

- No? - No, I didn't.

- Why should have I... - Yes, you absolutely did.

Why should have l...? Very good and efficient. Good.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

Stay here. Don't you know you have to stay?

First of all, I don't like this "perlage" at all.

It's a little faint. What is it that you poured?

It's water, sir.

Then you can go. If it's water, you can go.

Honey, how about a pair of oysters?

- I never liked oysters. - Really?

- Yes. - Oh, Cosimo, you're allowed to eat, huh?

Eat whatever you want. When is it going to happen to you again?

Thank you. I mean it. Thanks a lot.

You earned it. Really.

No, it was actually your idea. I did nothing.

- This is true, but a little... - I beg your pardon?

Cosimo, don't you work at the hospital bar?

I do, but, you see...

People talk, at the bar...

And I listen, and that's it.

- What do you mean? - Mannini... Hello, dear.

Yes. Thank you, thanks.

We're actually celebrating.

Flawed machines... Such big words...

And did we sell them or not? So, who cares?

Yeah!

Now I have to leave you, I'm in a restaurant.

Bye, see you tomorrow.

So, why don't we make a toast to Antonio Moscati,

who is leaving a sign, today?

Glasses up.

Glasses...

Can we have some champagne, please?

- I asked for it hours ago. - Honey...

- I asked for some champagne. - Please!

Now I'll be sending you a sound.

Press the button as soon as you hear anything, okay?

I'm sorry. Sorry, but...

These machines... Here, now it's clear.

- Oh, it's a boy. - It's a boy!

But,what...?

L... N...

B...

R...

S...

F... I...

U... H... F... G...A...

No, it's actually a girl. It's a girl.

- It was a boy! - But, you see, these machines...

- Anyway, it's either a boy or a girl. - No! Really?

I saw your sales volumes. Congratulations!

Well, let's join our forces, then.

We could become invincible.

Of course, it's a shame you only noticed my sales volumes.

No, no.

No, no. I noticed all the rest, as well.

Ah...

And what, in particular?

Well, you perfectly embody the idea of an healthy company.

They just come out like that. Out of the blue.

Listen, what would you say, if later, the price...

The yearly production reward goes to...

Antonio Moscati!

But...! That's unexpected.

Very good!

I'll go...

Thank you, Mannini.

I wasn't mistaken. You're now headed

towards a big future, a very big future.

So, you were saying you were interested... What are you doing?

- I'm sorry. - I'm not the Holy Father.

I'm really sorry. As I was saying, you already have the structure.

This is the old convent.

We could turn it into a very modern hospital.

We can wreck the apse, for example,

- so that we can build a nice lift... - No. Listen...

This might also be a good idea, but seven nuns live in there,

and they made a vow of silence. They've been there since forever.

Even better. Silence gives consent, right?

- OK, but... - Holy Father...

I'm not the Holy Father!

Okay, but...

Come on, Mother. This sir needs the building to be empty.

- Hurry, hurry. Go, sister, go. Three, four... - Go, go.

Sit in the front, I've got the soccer bags in the back.

Come, come. Five, six... Very well. The luggage in the back.

- Hurry up. - What is she doing?

- What is she doing? Sister? - Can you hear what we're saying?

You can finish your prayer in the van. Let's go.

- What's wrong with you? - The prayer, sister!

So, let's talk about that thing we said to each other.

- How did...? - Don't worry.

The paperwork is due for next week,

when the Senate will be voting.

- Can you repeat? - When the Senate will vote.

- Ah, when the Senate will vote. - We'll vote for the amendment

for the military costs.

- For what? - The military costs!

- Ah, military. - And in return...

- We're talking about you. - Yes, obviously.

And in return, they'll vote the amendment for the sanitary costs.

- Can you just repeat the last...? - The sanitary costs.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

What will you have to drink?

- A red beer. - And which pizza?

- A white one... - Okay, so not red. Okay.

- No, the beer is red. - I got it.

Right, and as for the pizza...

- French cheese and zucchini. - So, four cheese.

- No, not four cheese. - Ah, okay, you changed your mind.

Don't worry. That's why we're here.

But I haven't changed my mind! Look, it's very simple.

I'd like a red beer and a white pizza.

Salad is green, and the Italian flag is sewed.

Excuse me. Thanks a lot. Thank you.

Well, talking about a company party, you never think...

It feels like anything can happen, instead.

I'll go gel another one.

Hello?

No, Antonio is not home.

Yes, he's at a medical conference.

- Hey. - Hi, honey.

- How did it go? - Perfectly.

Now a little shower...

Remind me what the conference was about.

Dermatology. Boring. So, so boring.

Skin problems, everybody was... This year they focused

on fungus and warts.

- Has anything happened? - No, why?

No?

- Are you sure? - Yes, I am.

- Because... I don’t know, you seem... - fired. Very tired.

No, you're really different.

No, what do you mean? It's always me.

I'll go take a shower.

In the meantime, you could have shown them

the spot you have in your shoulders.

What spot?

No!

No!

No! No! Go away! Go away!

Go away! What.)

I'm really, really tired. Good night.

Don't you have anything to tell me?

No.

Like what?

Like...

I have a lion tattooed on my back. Let's talk about it.

- It's actually henna. - Ah, henna!

It's not permanent. It goes away after a few days.

- Okay, then. - And you know how these conventions are.

- How are they? - Do you really want to know?

- Sure. - Some of our colleagues arrive and say: "Let's try..."

- And what do these colleagues do? - "Let's try to..."

To.)

I'm tired. Very, very tired.

Are you sure you want to make this conversation today?

- Let's talk about it tomorrow. - Okay, if you're tired, then...

- We'll sleep over it, okay? And goodnight. - Goodnight.

- So this lion will sleep in peace. - Exactly.

Goodnight.

- How much is this cake? - 5 euros.

- It's not 5 euros. This one? - Yes. - 50 euros.

- What do you mean, 50 euros? - Dad, what are you saying?

- Shut up and let Dad handle it. - And this tiramisu?

Aunt Aurora made it. It's delicious.

It's delicious, but unfortunately it has already been sold.

- I'm sorry. - Take a look around, but here you'll find quality.

- Okay. Thank you. - You have to keep your prices

higher than others, otherwise people won't enjoy your food.

Got it? That's how a brand is born.

Never donate, and make them pay you in cash,

so that money can't be tracked.

Listen, but...

Exactly.

You have to fuck her.

- Who? - This one you like.

- Who are you talking about? - ls she a co-worker?

Well, if you're talking about Stefania, but I'm just guessing,

- I will never dare... - You have to, instead.

- What do you mean? - Because I know you, Antonio.

You idealize women and fall in love with them, and it's wrong.

- Do it for Aurora. - But she's your sister!

- That's why! - But... - You have to respect her.

- What's that? - Two days.

You make out with her for two days, one is not enough.

Saturday and Sunday. She shows you her cake,

you weigh it and then you show her the receipt.

- What did that man say? - Hi.

- Antonio... - What?

Antonino, my friend.

- Haven't you ever cheated? - No. - Shame on you!

- Why? - I'm your brother-in-law.

I'm just asking you to cheat on my sister.

Do you get how absurd this concept is?

Just a hit. A little hit.

You can keep the lights off, if you prefer.

- You're joking. - No.

And if you don't do it, I'll tell Aurora all I know.

- So you're blackmailing me? - I am.

A blackmail...

Aren't you leaving?

Yes. Didn't l...?

No,you didn't.

- Work. Two days. - During the weekend?

I'm sorry, but in a certain way it's even better,

so I'll take my time to think about...

- Think about what? - About us, or whatever.

Good luck with your thinking, then.

Okay...

Bye.

- Hey. - Hi.

- So? - I just left.

- Listen, maybe later... - Excuse me, just one second.

Mannini is calling. I'll call you back in five minutes.

Okay, later.

You'll have to go to the president's mountain house

- this afternoon. - I'm busy, this weekend.

Interested in a position as a manager?

Holy fuck, of course I am!

But first he wants to meet you. And be careful.

The president is a very old-fashioned man.

He wants you to take your wife with you.

Yes, but my wife is busy, this weekend.

- He cares about family a lot. - Okay, but my wife is busy.

- You have to take her. - Mannini, I'm telling you

- that my wife... - Without her, he won't even let you in.

- What do you mean? - He won't let you in!

Otherwise I would have told you "He lets you in".

No, no, no!

No, no!

Okay.

Ta-dah!

I was driving and I thought: 'What do I have to think about,

and by myself, in addition? What's more important than...?"

- Didn't you have to work? - Please...

I'm lost without you. Come with me, these two days.

I'm not coming. Make sure not to call me.

Thank you.

Welcome. I'm Olga.

Mr. Moscati, my husband is waiting in his studio.

- You can go. - Okay.

- Where...? - Come on, go.

You must be Aurora. Nice to meet you. Come with me.

Mr. Hubner?

May I...?Ah.

I'm looking for Mr. Hubner's studio.

- It's in the other wing. - What? The other wing?

Come in.

I'm sorry. I couldn't find your studio.

- Welcome. Shall we go? - Okay. Where?

How about going hunting in my properly?

- I'm not dressed adequately. - It's not a problem.

You just need to aim well.

As light as doves, as smart as snakes.

- It's a quote from... - Alberto Angela.

- Jesus! - Right. He said it first.

- As an elementary school teacher. - Ah.

- But I declined it. - And why?

It was too far.

- Antonio must have been very grateful. - He doesn't even know.

I thought that hiding it from him was the best idea.

Excellent.

Absolutely excellent.

A simple but complex dessert. Very good, Aurora.

Thank you.

You know, honey. Aurora was telling me

that she studied in Paris.

Yes, I moved to Paris when I was very young.

I always loved traveling.

I guess you can speak a very good French.

Yes, we can say that.

And what about you, Moscati? Can you speak any languages?

Yeah, more or less.

Our Aurora, instead, can also speak German perfectly.

Really?

Did you know that this dessert

used to be sold outside brothels?

That's why it's called tiramisu.

Who's there?

- Hello? - The president is waiting for you in the chapel,

- for the 6:00 Holy Mass. - 6:00?

You know, I got dressed for the 5:00 one but no one was there.

I'm coming.

Honey...

- Honey... - What?

Wake up. We must go to the 6:00 Holy Mass.

You go and have fun.

- The body of Christ. - Amen.

- The body of Christ. - Amen.

- The body of Christ. - Thanks a lot.

Good morning, everybody.

Moscati, make sure to close that deal with the Minister.

Believe me, Mr. President, I'm doing my best.

Congratulations, Aurora. My husband was impressed by you.

Thank you.

Family is very important for him. He's very strict about it.

That's why he wanted to know you so much.

Yes. My presence was very important for Antonio, too.

Of course. Carlo would have left him outside,

if he had come without you.

One here, and one here.

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm selling the bar.

- Here. He's not selling. - Why? It's a very good deal!

My friend's family is rich. Now, please, leave.

Go.

- Go away. Thank you. - What...?

Yes. Yes, sure.

You can tell me next year. Don't worry, now go.

- I sent him away. Are you happy? - He was the only one

who wanted to buy my bar. Why did you send him away?

I don't even have the money for the fire insurance.

What insurance? We have Mou, now.

- I'm Mou, nice to meet you. - Marco.

Mou is not only very hot. She's also an architect.

She'll fix your bar for very low costs.

II Will be full.

You really deserved that role as a manager.

Thank you, Mannini.

By the way, when will the elections take place?

Tomorrow. The president said tomorrow, so they will be tomorrow.

Otherwise he would have said today, or the day after tomorrow.

Okay, I got it.

Here's the Minister.

The Minister?

- Dear Minister Orsini, welcome. - Hello. - Good evening.

My friend, about that thing... It's a go.

- Congratulations. - Please... - Thank you.

- This way. - Go. I'll call you later.

I'm busy, right now.

Here is my wife. You'll see, she's a wonderful chef.

- Honey, Minister Orsini. - Good evening. - Good evening.

I can't wait to be tasting your famous tiramisu.

I've heard about it so much...

You know, so did I, and I finally got so bored

that I decided not to make it anymore.

So, I wish you a wonderful night.

Unfortunately I'm busy, I'm going to the cinema with a friend.

- Excuse me... - What do you mean, cinema?

Ah, there's a wonderful pizzeria near the lake. You can order there.

My advice: French cheese and zucchini.

I'm afraid there was a misunderstanding.

You keep drinking. I'm really sorry.

So, who's having half a Margherita with me?

- Minister? - Okay.

Aurora!

Aurora?

Aurora? Aurora!

- Would you like ham on it or not? - I repeat the order.

- 18 Four seasons without ham. - And I put it on mushrooms.

No, no, no!

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. We're all very tired.

Look, it's really simple.

For the security, I need 6 whole pizzas without mozzarella.

It's simple, isn't it?

So, the one for the Minister is without mozzarella,

with nothing on? It's really light.

No.

No, the Minister wants it all on his pizza. He likes it that way.

So you'll have to put ham, mushrooms, artichokes,

mayonnaise, and most of all, a lot of mozzarella.

The Minister wants it with mozzarella.

I found it actually strange he didn't want it!

Don't talk about politics. Just try and do a good job, okay?

Corrado, come here.

One second, I'll put you through to my husband.

Good evening. You can talk to me about...

pizzas. My wife is very difficult to...

talk to.

Would you...

So, for the minister, a pizza without mozzarella,

without anything, very clean and very light.

Hi, this is Aurora. I can't answer, right now,

but you can leave a message.

- Mannini... - Hey, Antonio.

- How do I look? - Not bad.

But the new manager wants to meet you.

What do you mean, new director?

Antonio!

- Stefania... - Hello. - Hi.

Please, sit down.

See? It was unexpected for me, as well.

Believe me, you're still an important resource for our company.

We really need your wonderful skills,

in the medicine field.

That's where I started from.

And that's where you'll be starting from again.

As you notice, the size is slightly bigger than normal,

but I'm sure you'll be able to give it the right value.

Many regions claim that the dessert I'll be talking about today

took origin over there. I'm sure you understood.

We're talking about tiramisu.

Let's focus on the ingredients.

Shall we clean your glass?

Yes. I actually need a little water.

But up there.

Mou did a great job, fixing your bar.

It's beautiful, yeah. And I'll have to pay for it until 2028.

Don't worry about the payments.

Steel. Just keep this word in mind.

- Steel? - Look at that guy over there.

Some people should be kept outside.

The other clients see a guy like that and go away.

I feel really sorry for him.

What if we dedicate next week to asado and tango?

Asado and tango. Wonderful idea.

- I know a few Argentinian wonderful dancers. - Good night.

I'm going to bed.

Nice, huh?

How can a person reach these levels?

No, I think we'd better not do asado.

Why not... blues and hamburgers?

And then, the next week, we'll do fusion and finger food.

Nice. But what's finger food?

And it's not over, anyway! You'll see! Because...

Fuck off!

- Slow, or we'll get hurt. - What happened?

Car accident.

How are you feeling?

Give him some oxygen. 1.5.

- Don't worry. - It's networking, doctor.

What do you mean? It's not working again?

Shame on the ones who sold it to us.

Wait a second. Come on!

Don't... Come on, hit it!

It's working. Come on.

Let's hope it's well tared, or he'll get all puffed up.

I'm fine, I'm fine. It's all right, I'm fine.

- I'm fine, I'm... - Hold him. - I'm really, really fine.

Where are you going? You're on observation.

I'll observe myself. I'm totally fine.

- You can't leave without signing. - I'll sign. I'll sign.

Where do I have to sign?

What a jerk!

- Are you all right? - Who's there?

You see, I'm a doctor.

Doctor Galbiati. Do you rem ember me?

Antonio Moscati. Tiramisu.

Antonio, sure! What's going on, Antonio?

- What's going on is I'm a jerk. - No, don't say that.

No, no, it's true. I'm a jerk.

Come on, stand up! React! Come with me. Come with me.

I can't.

I can't, I'm too upset.

Where is he? Where is he?

Tax evaders, corrupt, ill-mannered, cruel men...

And their wives, nothing.

They split up just for mailers of cheating or misunderstandings.

But a woman who tells her husband "I'm leaving you

because you lost your innocence" is a rare thing.

Well done,Aurora. Really, really well done.

Well done.

You're being very helpful, doctor.

- Can I call you Antonio? - Of course you can.

Well, Antonio, think. You're the kid you used to be

and you're happy of the man you've become.

- And then? - And then...

Then do sports. Ride a bike. It's good for your health

and it helps your thinking.

Our school took us to the Caritas.

- What is it, an arcade? - No, it's not!

The people who help the poor.

Each one of us took something to donate.

- And what did you take? - Clothes.

I took the ones you were keeping in the garage.

- Which ones? - They looked like those these guys are wearing.

- Did you give them my clothes? - Yes, are you happy?

- Shall we clean your glass? - No. - Can you give me one euro?

One euro? I already gave you my clothes. Isn't that enough?

Father, after the ceremony, we're going to have something

to eat altogether. Are you joining us?

The bride will be carried by a General.

Excuse me, but what about the groom?

- I'm the groom! - Ah!

Ciao, Mou. Ciao, Fabiola.

Stop looking around, my sister isn't coming.

Isn't she?

But if you want, I'll take you, afterwards.

- To her? - To the closest bridge,

so that you stop suffering.

How do I look?

Good!

You don't. Come on, Antonio, react!

You'll find a girl who will change your life, loo, you'll see.

If you like, I'll introduce you to a friend of hers.

We can go on a double date. Oh, here's my sweetie.

Bye, see you later.

- Love has no age. - She does, though. Who is she?

Princess Guiccioli Valva, Widow Roncati.

Steel.

Hello.

Come on, honey, let's go.

- Hey, let’s go! - Go ahead, I'll join you.

He took the marriage for a funeral.

"Dear Doctor Galbiati, please, forgive my theft,

but I needed the right bike in order to think well.

Thank you.Antonio"

Slowdown, kids, don't run!

Hi.

I wanted to make a reservation for some private lessons.

I forgot it all. Alphabet, multiplication table... Everything.

And as I quit my job,

and I have a lot of spare time, I wanted to ask you

to help me start again.

My agenda is full, I'm sorry.

One hour a week is enough, or one hour a day, on hour a month.

I don't care.

I can wait.

I have no time.

I'll be waiting.

I'll be waiting right here.

Okay.

My normal fare is 20 euros per lesson.

But due to the state you're in,

I'll be teaching you for free.

Just look at yourself!

And later...

Good morning, Doctor. It's Aurora.

Aurora! How are you?

I'm fine. It's just that the baby has some snots,

and has a little constipation problem.

- What should l...? - Does Michele drink milk?

Yes, he does.

Constipation is always caused by diet. You need to be patient.

Don't give him any medications. A good diet is enough.

Okay. Thank you, Doctor. I'm sorry I bothered you. Bye.

Honey, I'm now going to explain to you an important fact of life.

You just think of Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan,

Michael Bublè, and going back in time, of Onassis, Rockefeller,

a rich man with a moustache.

They all succeeded. But you have to believe it!

Because they had hard times, too, just like you, now.

But hard times can be passed. You can succeed too, my son.

Good. Push again.

Once again.

Come on!

Come on!

He won't make it.

He won't...

Did I just hear.) Done?

Look.

Did you make it?

Yes, you made it! Oh, my God, honey! You made it!

Come to Daddy. Let me see. You did it! Very good!

Honey, would you like to see something that Mom doesn't like,

but that is very funny?

Go ahead!

Shoot the lion! Come on, shoot!

I want... Oh!

Huh?