Original subtitles

YOU IDIOTS

SO

AH BOTH AFTERNOON OKAY

WHAT WAS THAT

AGAIN AND THE WHOLE THING AGAIN

CAN'T GET YOUR LINES RIGHT CAN YOU YOU

CAN'T GET YOUR LINES RIGHT

WHY CAN'T YOU GET YOUR HANDS READY

YOU COULD

THIS

UH

THIS IS JACK THIS STORY IS ABOUT

AN ASPIRING ACTOR WHO WANTED TO BECOME

SUCCESSFUL AT ALL COSTS

JACK ACTUALLY WENT TO ONE OF THE BEST

DRAMA SCHOOLS IN LONDON

AND BACK THEN SEEMED LIKE HE'S GOING TO

GO FAR

NOW THAT'S DISGUSTING MATE LITTLE DID HE

KNOW

THAT LIFE IS NOT LIKE A BOX OF

CHOCOLATES

AND THAT IT TAKES MUCH MORE TO BECOME

SUCCESSFUL

THAN JUST THE LUCK THEY SAY

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY

OUT THERE

LOOKING AFTER US I CAN TELL YOU THAT

THIS IS A REAL STORY

BUT PROBABLY YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME SO

MAKE YOUR OWN

CONCLUSIONS THAT SAID ENOUGH WAS TALKING

THIS IS HOW IT ALL BEGAN

PISS OFF THIS FILM

WILL CONFUSE YOU SO LET ME TELL YOU

WHAT'S HAPPENING

WE ARE OUT OF BUDGET AT SOME POINT AND

WE COULDN'T DO SPECIAL EFFECTS WE

PLANNED

RIGHT NOW JACK IS READING ON HIS LAPTOP

HOW TO SELL HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL

BECAUSE VOICES CAME TO HIS HEAD AND TOLD

HIM

OR MAYBE I DID OOPS

OH JACK NOW WHEN YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE LIKE

JACK YOU WONDER SOMETIMES WHAT THE HELL

ARE THEY DOING I MEAN YOU JUST LOOK AT

HIM

HE CANNOT EVEN FOLLOW A SIMPLE

INSTRUCTION FROM THE INTERNET

DOES THAT LOOK LIKE PENTAGRAM TO YOU

JACK

JACK BUT FOR SOME VERY BIZARRE REASON

IT WAS ENOUGH TO SUMMON

HIM

LOOKS LIKE

WHAT HEY JACK

NICE PLACE SHOP HERE SHAME ABOUT THE GUY

DOWNSTAIRS THOUGH ISN'T IT

NOT WORTH TIPPING WHO ARE YOU

I'M AN ANGEL JOKE IS THAT A CODE FOR

RENT BOYS

SO

WHERE YOU GOING JACK

OH

I'M AN ANGEL JACK I JUST SAID YOU

REMEMBER TWO MINUTES AGO

YOU MEAN YOU'RE AN ANGEL

I'M AN ANGEL JUST PREVENT

THIS IF YOU'RE SUCH AN ANGEL

WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT PROVE TO ME

YOU'RE AN ANGEL

WHEN YOU WERE NINE YOU DISCOVERED YOUR

INNATE FEAR OF CLOWNS

WHEN YOU'RE 11 YOU GOT NERVE DAMAGE IN

YOUR NECK

AND WHEN YOU WERE 16

YOU HAD AN INJURY IN THE BACK OF YOUR

THIGH

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THAT WAS DURING THE

STUNT THING I WAS WORKING ON A MOVIE

YOU WERE PISSED

BELIEVE ME NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT

YOU JOKE

EVEN YOU'RE BROWSING DON'T TOUCH THAT

WHAT DO YOU WANT I TOLD YOU

YOU WANT TO CALL THE DEVIL SO YOU'RE SO

THE THE DETAILS ARE BLURRY RIGHT

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS

DOING I WAS JUST I WAS TRYING TO MAKE

OUT ABOUT A DAY

WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT THAT'S WHAT I'M

HERE TO FIX

ALL RIGHT AND FIX ME HOW CAN YOU FIX ME

OKAY MAYBE I WON'T FIX YOU BUT I'LL HELP

YOU FIX IT

OKAY I'LL HELP YOU SUSS UP YOUR PROBLEMS

YOUR

I DON'T KNOW JAKE I'M HERE TO HELP YOU

A LITTLE BIT BEYOND BEYOND HELP ME

BUT BEYOND SAVING AT THIS POINT EVERY

TURN OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN

KNOCK OFF THE KNOCK OFF THE KNOCK TO THE

POINT NOW I CAN'T GET AN AUDITION IN

TELETUBBIES

AH YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT

TELL ME JOE

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU DIED TOMORROW

WHAT

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU'D LIKE TOMORROW

WHAT WOULD I DO TODAY WHATEVER YOU SAY

IF YOU HAVE THIS TIME THIS SPACE

WHAT WOULD YOU DO

I DON'T KNOW SELL THIS AND GO TO

PARIS

I'VE BEEN TO PARIS GOT ME SERIOUS

STATUES ARE A BIT INACCURATE WE'RE NOT

ALWAYS NAKED

I'M ALWAYS THIS RUDE I COULD OFFER ME A

TEA OR A COFFEE OR

THAT WAS BROKE SO NO STAINS ANYWAY IT'S

FINE

YOU'VE GOT A JUICE

THAT ALL RIGHT BEAUTIFUL

WELL THEN I CAN'T OFFER YOU ANYTHING SO

ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT OR

NOT

JACK I'VE TOLD YOU I'M HERE TO HELP YOU

HELP ME THEN

I CAN'T JUST SWITCH SOMETHING IN YOUR

BRAIN JACK

IT'S UP TO YOU ASK ME MY FRIEND

IT'S NOT THAT EASY PLUS I BELIEVE IN

FREE WILL SO

WITH THIS FREE WILL DO YOU RESPECT MY

FREE WILL TELL YOU TO OFF

A BIT RUDE OR SOMETHING

YOU STORMED INTO MY HOUSE YOU'VE DRESSED

UP AS A RED BOY YOU'VE SLEPT IN MY BED

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISEASES YOU'VE GOT

DISEASES I'M AN

ANGEL I'M ALL WHITE BABY NEGATIVE

NEGATIVE NEGATIVE THE ONLY THING I'M

POSITIVE IN

IS POSITIVITY I DON'T WEAR MY LIFE'S

HEADING

ETERNITY HELPING PEOPLE WHERE'S YOUR

LIFE HEALING JOKE

WHERE DO YOU WANT IT

JAMES GET IT UP FOR HIM WHAT GET THE

DOOR FOR HIM

TRY TO GET HIM OUT WHERE I WANT IT TO BE

IS MY OWN QUIET SPACE RID OF PERVERTED

LITTLE ANGEL BOYS

NOW PLEASE VACATE MY

FACT

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP YOURSELF

I CAN HELP YOU I CAN I'M NOT A GOOD

ACTOR ANYWAY

A BIT MEAN OF HIM WASN'T IT I MEAN OF

ANGEL

TO SHOW UP JUST LIKE THAT UNINVITED

NOW WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN SOMEDAY AN

ANGEL JUST

SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP I BET YOU'LL

KICK THEM OUT

JUST LIKE JACK BUT SOME OF THEM

ARE VERY PERSISTENT

I HELP MYSELF BY THE WAY

ALL RIGHT YOU'VE GOT YOUR JUICE YOU'VE

HELPED YOURSELF

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WHY ARE YOU

HERE WHY ARE YOU ANNOYING ME

WHERE IS YOUR LIFE HEADED

A

AS LONG AS YOU PLACE ME ALONE AFTER

BEAUTIFUL

WHERE'S MY LIFE HEADING MY LIFE IS

HEADED

AND GOD DON'T SWEAR I TOLD YOU I CAN'T

I'M GETTING NO JOBS NO ONE'S NO ONE'S

RESPECTING ME NO ONE'S LIKING ME I'M

WAVING PEOPLE ON THE STREET THEY'RE

GIVING ME THE FINGER

EVERYONE'S IGNORING ME SO

I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY LIFE'S I DON'T

KNOW

THAT'S WHY I WENT ONLINE NOT TO LOOK AT

ALL THAT STUFF BUT

I WENT ON TO TRY AND SEE IF I CAN FIND

SOME NEW STUFF AND

I DON'T KNOW THESE WEIRD OUTFITS POPPED

UP I KEPT HEARING THESE LITTLE NOISES

ALL THESE LITTLE VOICES

I THOUGHT IT WAS A LONG SHOT BUT I

THOUGHT IT WOULD

CHANGE THINGS YOU'RE STILL THROUGH WELL

WELL YOU'RE HERE AREN'T YOU CAN'T GET

RID OF YOU

YOU CAN AND YOU WILL

I'LL PROBABLY GET BORED BUT

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LEAVE SATISFIED

YOU KNOW WITHOUT HELPING YOU NOT WITHOUT

PUTTING YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK

JUST WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU

WHAT DO YOU GET WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOUR

ACTING

OH WHAT IS THIS GOING TO MAKE YOU A GOOD

ACTOR NO

BUT YOU ENJOY IT YEAH

I ENJOY HELPING PEOPLE

PLUS I DON'T WANT TO GET KICKED OUT OF

HEAVEN SO KIND OF HAVE TO HELP YOU

I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING IN IT FOR

YOU

ALL RIGHT JEN LET'S STOP

LET'S START FROM YOUR PAST

WHY DO YOU SACRIFICE I SACRIFICE A LOT

I'M SACRIFICING MY TIME LOOK I DO YOUR

ORANGE JUICE BUT

WHAT HAVE YOU SACRIFICED IN YOUR LIFE

WHETHER YOU'RE PROUD WHETHER IT'S CAUSED

PAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU

THE PERSON YOU ARE TODAY

WELL I GAVE UP A POTENTIAL CAREER IN A

BANK

WHICH MY FATHER SET UP FOR ME

SO THAT'S MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM DOWN

THE SWANNY

BROOK YEAH

AND WELL BUT

I WAS WITH SOMEONE I WAS GOING TO GET

MARRIED BUT

YOU KNOW I KEEP HEARING FROM EVERYONE TO

FOLLOW YOUR DREAM AND IF

I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO CORRELATE

WITH

MY RELATIONSHIP THEN UM I HAVE TO

CHOOSE A PRIORITY SO I CHOSE THIS

AND LOOK WHERE THIS HAS GOT ME

YES YOU MADE SACRIFICES RELATIONSHIP

THEY CAN DO BUT IS

THE SACRIFICE OF A SOUL WORTH

THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER

SACRIFICED

AND SACRIFICING YOUR LIFE YOUR ETERNITY

EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE IN LANE

SACRIFICES MAKE YOU WHO YOU ARE ALL

RIGHT

GIVING UP ALL THE

IT'S NOT WORTH

WELL IT WAS WORTH A SHOT BECAUSE

I FAILED AN AUDITION FOR A NEW

TELETUBBIES

EPISODE AND IF I CAN'T GET A JOB AT THE

TELETUBBIES

WHERE I'M NOT MY FACE ISN'T EVEN BEING

SHOWN

WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME SO IF I FIND

SOMETHING STRANGE ONLINE

I THINK IT MIGHT HELP IT'S A LONG SHOT

AS I SAID BUT I THINK IT MIGHT

SO YOU LOOK UP A RITUAL OR

CLICK AN ADVERT I'D RATHER YOU CLICK AN

ESCORT SERVICE

I'LL RATHER YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE I'M

STARTING TO WISH I DID

I WAS THINKING DUDE I WAS LOOKING ONLINE

I WAS LOOKING FOR

NEW ACTING JOBS AND THE THING KEPT

POPPING UP

I CLICKED EXIT POPPED UP AGAIN CLICKED

EXIT

I START HEARING THESE WEIRD LITTLE

THINGS IN MY EAR

RINGING IN LITTLE WEIRD VOICES

AND THEN I PRESS X AGAIN AND THEN IT

JUST IT TAKES OVER MY WHOLE SCREEN I

THOUGHT I HAD A VIRUS LIKE THAT TIME I

WATCHED

SO YOU SET UP ALL THE CANDLES IT'S NOT

WIRELESS

WELL NO IT WAS JUST A YEAH

JACK I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING I DON'T

THINK THE IDEA IS GONE FROM YOUR HEAD I

THINK

I THINK YOU'RE STILL PRETTY SAD I

REMEMBER I KNOW YOU

SO YEAH WELL HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG

HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ME

I HAVE TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE LIKE I

CAN'T WATCH EVERYTHING OKAY

WELL I KNOW ENOUGH

I DON'T KNOW WE SEEM TO KNOW A LOT OF MY

INTERNET BROWSER HISTORY

DIRTY PIG

YES TAKE THIS ONE

WHY HOW ARE YOU

HURRY HEY

COME ON SIT DOWN WHAT'S HAPPENING COLD

CALLERS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

FURTHER SWITCHES YEAH

WHY AM I CALLING AROUND THIS TIME

SO IT'S NOT GONNA MIND ALL THE TIME

THE AUDACITY OF SOMEONE HOW DEAD

THAT IS THE SIXTH TIME THIS MONTH

WHAT DO YOU SIT DOWN WHY IS THERE

ANOTHER JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IN MY HOUSE

I'M NOT A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS OKAY THAT

WAS A LIE THAT WAS ONE OF HIS

LINES THAT HE USES JEHOVAH'S WITNESS

LOST CHILD LOOKING FOR A MISSING CAT

THAT WAS LAST WEEK WASN'T IT

SADDAM

MY NAME IS DAVID MOST PEOPLE

CALL ME DEVIL WONDERFUL OH BOY WE'RE

GOING TO BE HERE

IF YOU'RE THE DEVIL

PROVE IT

THIS IS A MISTRESS OF ALL HELL

MISTRESS OF EVIL COOL SUFFERING

BLAH BLAH BLAH THE POWERS ARE A LOT

BETTER THAN YOURS

SHUT UP SORRY WE COULDN'T AFFORD SPECIAL

EFFECTS ARTISTS

SURE NEVERTHELESS

WHY HAVE I GOT TWO FREAKS IN MY FLAT

FREAKS

I DON'T THINK I'M A FREAK SHE IS

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS COME ON TODDLER

LET'S FOLLOW HIM

I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU HERE ANYMORE

OKAY YOU'VE BEEN ALRIGHT YOU'RE STARTING

TO GET ON MY NOSE A BIT NOW ANYWAY

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WANT YOU

HAVEN'T EXPLAINED ANYTHING TO ME

YOU'LL GET USED TO WHY ARE YOU HERE

TO HELP WITH WHAT YOU'RE COMPLETELY LOST

I MEAN

YOU TRIED TO SUMMON ME

IS THAT IS THAT CORRECT BECAUSE I

THOUGHT

WHAT IS YOUR SYMBOL I DON'T SUPPOSE IT

LOOKS LIKE A

PENTAGON DOES IT NOT PARTICULARLY

BUT I MEAN SO BECAUSE I'VE DONE A HALF

WHAT IT WORKED I'M HERE YOU SUMMONED ME

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE

I'M HERE WELL I THOUGHT BECAUSE I'VE

DONE A HALF-PAST PENTANGLE THAT'S WHY

I'VE GOT TWO HALF-ASSED SPIRITS COMING

OVER TO ME

OH SPIRITS CALM DOWN

OKAY WE ARE

AS YOU REALLY

LET'S SIT DOWN COME ON LET'S HAVE SOME

FUN

LET'S LET'S TALK ABOUT WHY WE'RE HERE

WHY ARE WE HERE I MEAN WE'RE HERE

BECAUSE OF YOU

SO WHY JOIN US HERE

WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME

I ORIGINALLY PLANNED TO SELL MY SOUL TO

THE DEVIL OH SORRY

DAVID AND

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REASON WHY

SO OKAY

SO THAT'S IT THAT'S IT LET'S TALK ABOUT

WHAT'S HAPPENED I MEAN

I KNOW ANGEL'S BEEN WATCHING MORE THAN I

HAVE SO

OKAY SO REJECTION

RIGHT YOU'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF

REJECTION

YEAH I FAILED AN AUDITION GETTING INTO

THE TELETUBBIES

THAT'S WHY I FELT REJECTED THAT'S WHY I

FELT WORTHLESS

SO THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS LITTLE WOOD

THING AND I'VE ENDED UP TO YOUTUBE

YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL HE TOLD ME NOT

THAT'S PORN

TELL ME WHAT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT

MOST

I THINK ABOUT MY NEXT SCRIPT I THINK

ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NEXT I DON'T

KNOW

I TEND NOT TO THINK ABOUT MY CURRENT

PARTICULAR FAILURES NO YOU SEE

THAT'S WHY I THINK YOU'RE WRONG I DON'T

THINK YOU THINK ABOUT THOSE THINGS

REALLY BECAUSE WHAT WE THINK ABOUT

WE ATTRACT THE LAW OF ATTRACTION

SO PERHAPS

YOU THINK YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT SCRIPTS

MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ACTUALLY

WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL WITH THE

SCRIPT OR WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING

TO FALL DOWN

REJECTION RIGHT

WHAT I'M SAYING IS THE THINGS THAT

YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT

MAYBE THEY'VE COME TRUE MAYBE THIS IS

FULL

BEING IN YOUR LIVING ROOM OKAY WELL WHAT

I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

MAYBE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED NOT

US I KNOW YOU DIDN'T THINK OF US BUT

LIKE MAYBE

YOU WANTED AN INTERVENTION

YOU FELT THE NEED FOR SOME CHANGE AM I

RIGHT

I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK SO MUCH

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE

SOME DEEP SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRE FOR CHANGE

YET

ALEX ALEX ALICE

YES ALICE YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT

ALICE

YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHERE IT WENT

WRONG

PERHAPS RIGHT AS I SAID TO THIS WEIRD

LITTLE THING OVER HERE

I I GAVE UP EVERYTHING WITH HER

TO PURSUE AN ACTING CAREER IF YOU CAN

CALL IT A CAREER

AND THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE SEEN HOW

THAT'S TURNED OUT

RIGHT

HOW LONG ARE YOU BEEN ALICE

FOUR YEARS OR SO WOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT

YEAH WELL IT FEELS LIKE A BLOODY LONG

TIME

SORRY

WHAT WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT

THIS WHAT WHAT

WHAT MAKES YOU SO ATTRACTED

TO TOXICITY

WE'RE PLANNING TO GET MARRIED RIGHT WELL

SHE WAS AT LEAST EXPECTING ME TO

MAKE THAT SORT OF MOVE I KIND OF KEPT

ALLUDING TO IT BUT THEN

YOU KNOW I WAS ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT THE

FACT THAT

I WASN'T QUITE READY AND EVENTUALLY I

HAD TO LET HER GO

THAT'S FOUR YEARS DOWN THE DRAIN BECAUSE

I THOUGHT I'D BE GOOD AT THIS

TALK ABOUT OUR BUDDIES JUDGE WHAT

A LITTLE BIT OF YOU

NO I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT

WHY

RIGHT SO NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT FOR YOU

AT THE MOMENT THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

RIGHT SURELY BUT MAYBE

YOUR LIFE IS JUST TAKING THE DIRECTION

THAT IT NEEDS TO TAKE

HENCE US BEING HERE

YOU HAVE TWO DIRECTIONS IN FRONT OF YOU

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS WHAT ONE OPTION AND

ONE STUPID ONE NO

TWO OPTIONS

THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

ISN'T IT A WAY OUT

THERE'S A THERE'S A THING THAT MAKES ME

WANT TO

ESCAPE ALL OF THIS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

SUICIDE I MEAN THAT RAVAGES OH I WANT TO

LEAVE ALL THIS

I WANT TO LEAVE ALL THIS BEHIND RIGHT

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I

AM HERE IF YOU'RE THE DEVIL OR

THE DEVIL WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP ME

YOUR WHOLE PURPOSE I SWEAR IN EXISTENCE

IS TO CAUSE PAIN AND MISCHIEF

YOUR SOUL

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY

SOUL NO

I WANT YOUR SOUL AND IN EXCHANGE I GIVE

YOU THE LIFE

THAT YOU WANT RIGHT

SEEMS A BIT EASY A BIT BORING ISN'T IT

HOW IS IT BORING HOW IS GETTING

EVERYTHING THAT HE WANTS

BORING IT'S LIKE CHEAP COINS AND IT'S

LIKE A GAME

SORRY WHAT IS YOUR IDEA BECAUSE I

HAVEN'T ACTUALLY HAD ANY GOOD IDEAS

SINCE I GOT HERE I'M NOT BEING FUNNY MAN

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ANGEL AND

SHE'S THE DEVIL

THANK YOU YOU HAVE OFFERED ME SOD ALL IN

THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION

SHE'S ACTUALLY COME HERE AND TRYING TO

GIVE ME SOMETHING POSITIVE TO TO FOLLOW

I'M NOT GOD OKAY I'M NOT CLEARLY NOT

I MEAN GOT BEARD

I AM OFFERING YOU SELF-REFLECTION

SELF-GROWTH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE

DOESN'T WANT HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK IN

THE MIRROR

HE WANTS TO MOVE PAST THAT HENCE

I'M HERE YEAH BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT

SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU

WHY WOULD YOU DO IT FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE

HE ALREADY FEELS LIKE HE'S WASTED

FOUR WHOLE YEARS THINK ABOUT HOW GOOD IT

FELT

WHEN YOU GOT INJURED WHEN IT FELT LIKE

NO NO NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

UH WHEN YOU GOT INJURED AND YOU STARTED

WALKING

YOU STARTED FEELING NORMAL YOU DID THAT

ALL BY YOURSELF

THERE'S NO PHYSIO NO NOTHING THEY DIDN'T

GIVE ANYTHING TO YOU THEY JUST TAUGHT

YOU HOW TO DO IT THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE

FOR

THINK ABOUT HOW GOOD THAT FEELING IS YOU

DOING IT

YOU GETTING OVER AN OBSTACLE

SO SORRY I'M STILL A BIT CONFUSED WHAT

ARE YOU ACTUALLY OFFERING

I'M OFFERING HIS DREAM LIFE IN EXCHANGE

FOR HIS SOUL

WHAT ARE YOU OFFERING THAT I'M OFFERING

UM I'M OFFERING HIM A WAY OUT OF THAT

STUPID AND

A LIFE WITH HIS SOUL AND HALF THE LIFE

SO BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER

YOU DIE NOTHING YOU'RE A SOUL NOTHING

NOTHING HAPPENS HE'S LYING YOU ALL LIE

NOTHING HAPPENED WOULD YOU REALLY WANT

TO LIVE FOREVER

LOOK AT US I MEAN LOOK AT OUR HAIR

THAT'S A

THERE'S NOTHING FUN ABOUT LIVING FOREVER

BUT THERE IS A LOT OF FUN OF DOING

EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN A LIFETIME AND

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M OFFERING

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU NOT YOU YOU

CAN GIVE ME

EVERYTHING I WANT THE REMAINDER OF MY

LIFE

IN EXCHANGE FOR A MEASLY MISERABLE

RUN PATHETIC SOUL YES

I CAN GIVE YOU MONEY

AUTHORITY A CAREER

ALICE WHAT DO YOU WANT HER WHAT DO YOU

WANT HER FOR

DO YOU WANT HER TO WALK FOR YOU AS WELL

SHE'S GIVEN ME A PRETTY GOOD LIST OF

REASONS AS TO WHY I WOULD GO FOR HER

OPTION YEAH OF COURSE IN RELATION TO

YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT THE INJURY I'VE HAD

THE INJURY STILL HURTS SO WHATEVER

WAFFLE YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT ABOUT

GETTING OVER THE OBSTACLES ALL THAT

STUFF IS NOT TRUE

SO YOU SAY YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME YOU

CLEARLY HAVE NOT BECAUSE I'M STILL A

ALL RIGHT WHAT DO I HAVE TO OFFER

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER THIS BLOODY

GOOD QUESTION THAT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN

WAITING FOR SINCE YOU ENTERED THIS FLAT

MONEY POWER FAME

WHAT YOU WANT

WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY JACK WHAT ACTUALLY

MAKES YOU HAPPY

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HAPPY NOW YOU'VE

EARNED MONEY

YEAH YOU'VE HAD IT IN YOUR POCKET YOU'VE

GONE TO A SHOPPING CENTER WHATEVER YOU

LIKE YOU'VE GOT THIS

NICE PLACE IS THAT DOING IT FOR YOU

I MEAN YOU'VE GOT STATUS CLEARLY

YOU CAN GET IN AN AUDITION ROOM

WHAT ACTUALLY MAKES YOU HAPPY

GOOD COMPANY

WHICH I'M REALLY PROUD OF BUT

COMMUNITY SENSE YOU KNOW A SENSE OF

COMPANIONSHIP BELONGING

WHICH I HAVEN'T HAD FOR THE PAST

GOD KNOWS HOW LONG YEAH GOODNESS

HOW'S SHE GONNA GIVE YOU THAT SHE'S

TAKING YOUR SOUL

SHE DOESN'T HAVE GARY'S SOUL FROM DOWN

THE STREET SHE DOESN'T HAVE

ANYONE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING SHE'S

GONNA TAKE YOU

YOU SHE'S GOING TO BE IN CHARGE OF YOU

FULL CONTROL OF YOU YOU'RE GOING TO BE A

PUPPET

WITH YOUR FREE WILL COMPANY

LOVE HEALING

ISN'T THAT WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY WHEN YOU

STRIP IT BACK

WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT YOU'VE

HAD EVERYTHING SHE'S OFFERED

BUT I'VE LOST IT SHE CAN GIVE IT BACK

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

IS IT MY MAN'S NAME THE STUPID

DIED

HAVE WE TAKEN HER TOO SHE'S IN HER ROOM

BY THE WAY

SHE'S IN HEAVEN REALLY THAT MEASLY OLD

BAT ISN'T

IS THAT A JOKE WHY ISN'T SHE WITH YOU I

DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN DORY

TELL ME DO YOU

THINK YOU NEED A SOUL

DO YOU THINK YOU NEED IT THINK ABOUT THE

BASIS DO YOU THINK

YOU NEED IT

YOU'RE STILL WHOLE WITHOUT IT AREN'T YOU

WE'RE STILL

WHOLE I'M STILL WHOLE

WE HAVE SOULS TAKING YOUR SOUL

WILL ONLY TAKE AWAY THE OPPORTUNITY

OF BEING IMMORTAL BUT I CAN TELL YOU

RIGHT NOW FROM EXPERIENCE IT ISN'T WHAT

IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE

HENCE WHY I'M HERE TRYING TO HELP YOU

I TAKE YOUR SOUL I GIVE YOU

EVERYTHING YOU WANT

BEING IMMORTAL

IS NOT GREAT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT IF YOU

KEEP SAYING ABOUT BEING IMMORTAL YOU'RE

NOT GOING TO GO AROUND

PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND DO WHAT WE'RE DOING

ALL RIGHT THAT'S OUR SPECIAL JOB THAT'S

OUR

I KNOW BAGGAGE YEAH I DON'T PARTICULARLY

WANT THAT

WHY IS BEING IMMORTAL SO BAD I WOULD

HAVE RATHER LIVED

ONE LIFETIME FULLY HAPPILY

WITH EVERYTHING I WANTED THEN

OH JUST THIS ENDLESS TIME EVERYTHING YOU

WANTED

THE GREED THE POWER EVERYTHING YOU

WANTED

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN HELL NOW BUT I HAVE

ENDLESS TIMING WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

I HAVE TIME

AND TIME AND IT WILL NEVER END I'M

GIVING YOU AN END

IT ENDS AND YOU LIVE YOUR

FOREVER IN ONE LIFETIME

WITH EVERYTHING STOP YOU WANT

HE ALWAYS DOES THIS I KNOW HE'S BEEN

DOING THIS IN PSYCHO

I AGREE IS WHAT ENDED

A LITTLE THING CALLED CREATOR

THE EXACT THING YOU'RE SELLING YOUR SOUL

FOR

EXAMPLE I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT FOREVER

AND YOU WOULDN'T THAT'S YOUR CHOICE

LOOK AT ME I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT

REALLY WELL THEN IT'S ALL STUPID

REALLY OKAY I DON'T NEED SOULS

ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH WHAT'S GOD EVER

DONE FOR ME

WHAT WERE YOU DOING GOD DIDN'T DO THAT

WHY

I'M HERE HE DIDN'T SEND ME WHAT IS THAT

GOD DOESN'T LIKE YOU

I'M STILL HERE HIS FAULT

GOD IS THE REASON YOU'RE ALIVE GOD IS

THE REASON YOU HAVE A SOUL IN THE FIRST

PLACE GOD IS THE REASON SHE'S ALIVE

CREATION STARTED FROM NOTHING IT WASN'T

LIKE BIG TIME NOTHING IN THE SKY NOTHING

IT WAS A GOD AND

SHE'S A LIVING PROOF

THAT GOD CAN MISJUDGE

ANYTHING CAN BE CREATED GOOD MAKES THE

FREE WILL GOD GIVES US

THE FREE WILL TO MAKE CHOICES THE FREE

WILL SAY NO

TO SELLING YOUR SOUL SOMEONE WHO

COLLECTS THEM LIKE SOME STOCK BREAKER

HUH WHAT DID I DO FEED YOU

THEY MAKE YOU MORE BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT ME

I'VE ACTUALLY GOT 12. JUST

WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO WITH THESE SOULS

BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE MINE TO

YOU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO

WITH IT

LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM

LITTLE THINGS ON IT AND DRESS IT UP IN A

LITTLE BOW I LIKE TO SEE

PEOPLE'S CHOICES WHEN I LOOK INTO

SOMEONE'S SOUL I CAN SEE EVERY CHOICE

THEY EVER MADE

EVERY MOTIVATION

THAT'S REALLY COOL UNTIL THEY HAD

NO MORE CHOICE BECAUSE OF HER

RIGHT LOOKING INTO SOMEONE'S SOUL

IS MORE THAN JUST LIKE GETTING TO KNOW

SOMEONE BECAUSE

YOU SEE THE THINGS THAT THEY DON'T WANT

YOU TO SEE

WHEN I LOOK INTO THE SOULS I'VE

COLLECTED I SEE THINGS

THAT ONLY THEY HAVE KNOWN AND

IT EXCITES ME SO IS IT JUST SOME SORT OF

PERSONAL SATISFACTION THAT YOU GET OUT

OF THIS WHOLE THING

MAYBE BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF TIME

UM

WHAT MATTERS MOST TO YOU

WHAT MATTERS MOST TO ME

IS A SENSE OF

REGAINING MY MISSING SENSE OF PURPOSE

BUT I DON'T KNOW I FEEL LIKE I'VE

LOST THAT PURPOSE SOME TIME AGO

SO TALKING ABOUT PURPOSE

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR PURPOSE IS

WE'VE ALL GOT ONE I MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT

MINE IS

YOU KNOW WHAT HIS IS

WHAT'S YOURS

I THOUGHT MY PURPOSE WAS TO BE THE BEST

ACTOR IN LONDON

BUT OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT WORKED

AH I WISH I STUDIED BETTER AT SCHOOL

REALLY SOMETIMES I THINK I SHOULD HAVE

TAKEN A JOB FROM MY DAD

I HAD A PROPER CONTRACT I HAD YOU KNOW A

PROMISE OF

REASONABLE SUCCESS

BUT UH WHAT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE

MORE EXCITING

CONTRACT THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR

WHAT WAS YOUR ANSWER EARLIER YOU DIDN'T

WANT TO

WORK UNDER YOUR DAD YOU DIDN'T WANT TO

WORK WITH YOUR DAD I DON'T THINK YOU

WANTED TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOU

NO I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR MY

DAD HE'S A PRICK SO WHY DO YOU WANT TO

WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE IN A LITTLE RED

DRESS

WHO WOULD BE WORKING FOR ME

IT'S JUST YOU WON'T BE GETTING PAID

IT'S JUST AN EXCHANGE

REASONABLE EXCHANGE A REASONABLE

LEARNING IN EXCHANGE IS IT REASONABLE I

WOULDN'T BE IN HELL

YOU WOULDN'T LAST THAT LONG REALLY

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULDN'T GO TOWEL I

I'D HAVE YOUR SOUL OH THAT'S GOOD YOU

JUST DIE

AND YOU'D BE DEAD AND THEN WHAT

BE LITTLE I MEAN

YOU'D BE DEAD NOTHING JUST

DARKNESS LOVE TO JUST SEE

DARKNESS NOTHING

NO TIME PEACE

NOTHING OBAMA

ISN'T IT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU OR NOT

BUT HOW CONSCIOUS DO YOU THINK WE REALLY

ARE

I MEAN DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE IN

CONTROL OF EVERYTHING

ALL YOUR DECISIONS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO

SAYS THAT GOD'S IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING

NO I SAID GOD GIVES FREE WILL

EXACTLY GOD GIVES THEM FREE WILL TOO SO

YOU THINK ANIMALS

HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS IN FACT YOU THINK

ANIMALS HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS

I DON'T QUITE KNOW

BUT THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF ONENESS THEY DO

HAVE A CONSCIOUSNESS

BUT THEY CAN'T SELL THEIR SOUL SORRY

THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE A SOUL THAT SHE

HAS THINK OF YOUR DOG THINK OF

A CAT YOU SEE ON THE STREET IT MAKES

DECISIONS TO LIVE

SURVIVE AND LOVE

OR THINK ABOUT RUDY

YOU'RE RABBIT HE WAS SIX

DO YOU THINK RUDY

CHOSE TO BE EATEN BY A FOX NO

BUT I'M SAYING YOU THINK RUDY

KNEW WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM WHEN

YOU USED TO TELL HIM

WHAT HAPPENED TO SCHOOL EACH DAY DO YOU

THINK HE WAS AWARE

OR DO YOU THINK HE WAS IN HIS OWN LITTLE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING BUT HE

BIT ME 50 TIMES

TRUE HE DID I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS

THINKING

BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED UNDER HIS BELLY

AND YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT YOU

WERE A KID

YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND THAT IS FINE

BUT HE HAD THE CONSCIOUSNESS TO MAKE A

DECISION HE'S A HE'S AN ANIMAL

SORRY WHY CAN'T A PET

WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO YOU THINK IT'S

ALL INSTINCT DO YOU THINK IT'S

ALL TO DO WITH SURVIVAL THIS HAVE YOU

EVER WATCHED A DOG MAKE A DECISION

I HAVE WHEN YOU TURN IT TO SIT

IT DECIDES WHETHER TO LISTEN OR NOT IT

NORRIS IS GETTING A TREAT IT KNOWS IT'S

GETTING LOVE FROM YOU

THAT'S NOT MORE A DECISION THAT'S MORE

OF A PSYCHOLOGICAL SUBTLE TRAINING

THEY COULD CHOOSE TO IGNORE YOU I COULD

CHOOSE TO IGNORE YOU

IF I'M GOING TO CHOOSE TO IGNORE YOU

DON'T WELL DON'T YOU'RE HERE NOW

I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING I'LL SPEAK TOO

MUCH YOU VISITED ME NO YOU

NO NO I DON'T LIKE BEING BLANK COME ON

LET'S JUST LET'S GET THIS GOING KEEP

SENDING ME

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO LITTLE RED

RIDING HOOD BUT NOT ME

ALL RIGHT LOOK AT HER

I DON'T EVEN KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M

SPEAKING TO EITHER OF YOU YOU BOTH

BOMBARDED IN MY HOUSE YOU ACTUALLY

PUSHED ME PAST THE DOOR

I HAD SOME AGGRESSIVE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS

I WAS POLITE

OH POLITE YOU WERE CREEPY YOU CRAWLED

INTO HIS

BED I DIDN'T DO THAT AND I WAITED

UNTIL HE PUT HIS TROUSERS BACK ON

YOU DIDN'T DO THAT YOU MOST CERTAINLY

DID NOT

HE'S CONFIDENT ON HIS OWN

ALL RIGHT EITHER WAY NOW IT DOESN'T

MATTER

I'M STARTING TO REGRET EVEN ARRANGING

THIS WHOLE LITTLE

PENTACLE WHATEVER THAT IS

WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE TO DO IT OF

COURSE YOU'RE NOT

OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT I DON'T KNOW WHAT

I'M DOING I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A

LOVE TO SELL MY SOUL TO WHOEVER WHAT

IF I HAD A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER YOU TURN

UP IN MY BED AND YOU TURN UP AT MY DOOR

THE RED BOY AND THE DIVA I CAN LIVE WITH

THAT

I GET PAID HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID

WHY WHAT ARE YOU GETTING HOPE FOR

GOOD DEEDS HAPPINESS NOT EVERYTHING TO

DO WITH HER

NEVERTHELESS I'M GETTING QUITE SICK OF

THIS NOW JACK

THAT'S YOUR NAME YES SOMETHING

YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU YES

ANGEL THAT'S HIS NAME

DEVILLE THAT'S MY NAME

DO YOU THINK YOUR NAME HAS INFLUENCED

YOUR LIFE

JACK I KNOW A LOT OF JAPS

I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF GIRLS ACTUALLY I

DO KNOW A LOT OF ANGELS EACH JACK IS

DIFFERENT THOUGH

DO YOU THINK YOUR NAME IS INFLUENCED THE

LIFE

HOW MANY TIMES DID MISS TAYLOR SAY JACK

AND ALL FOUR JACKS IN YOUR CLASSROOM PUT

THEIR HANDS UP

EXACTLY RIGHT HOW MANY TIMES IMPLYING

FREE WILL RIGHT YOUR NAME IS JACK

ACROSS THE ROOM JACK ON YOUR SIDE

WHATEVER YOU'RE ALL NAMED JACK AND YOU

STILL HAVE THE FREE WILL THE FREEDOM TO

DO SOMETHING DO YOU CARE

ABOUT FREE WILL I'M TALKING ABOUT

MAYBE ONE OF THE REASONS YOU STRUGGLE IS

BECAUSE

YOU'RE CALLED JACK ISN'T EVERYONE

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO INSINUATE I'VE GOT

JACK IN THE BRAIN

NO IT'S SUPPOSED TO INSINUATE MAYBE

YOU STRUGGLED WITH YOUR IDENTITY

I THINK I'D HAVE STRUGGLED IF THERE WERE

THREE OTHER DEVILS IN MY CLASS

THIS IS QUITE FRANKLY THE WEIRDEST

CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD I AM SICK TO

DEATH OF BOTH OF YOU WILL YOU PLEASE

LEAVE MY FLAT

AND LET ME REST IN PEACE YOU ARE NOT TO

COME IN MY BED EVER AGAIN

RIGHT LET'S THINK ABOUT

GOING BACK TO THE PAST MAYBE GETTING TO

THE ROOT

OF SOME OF YOUR EARLY CHOICES

WHAT'S YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY

EATING A WORM IN THE GUT THE WHOLE

THE WHOLE THE WHOLE THE WHOLE THE WHOLE

REGRETTABLY YES RIGHT

IS THAT DEMOLITION ENOUGH FOR YOU WELL

ACTUALLY

YEAH I'M QUITE I'M QUITE IMPRESSED DIRTY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EARLIEST MEMORY IS

THAT'S TOO SPECIFIC

CAN YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST DAY AT

SCHOOL

WELL WHICH PARTS DO YOU REMEMBER I JUST

I REMEMBER BEING LATE FOR SCHOOL

BECAUSE MY MUM WAS ENTERTAINING SOME

GUESTS

WHAT'S THE RASH I REMEMBER

THE RACK YEAH I THINK I REMEMBER IT I

REMEMBER WAITING BY THE FRONT DOOR WITH

MY MUM HAVING VARIOUS MEN GO UPSTAIRS I

THINK THEY SAID THEY WERE

BEDROOM INSPECTORS WHATEVER THAT IS

SO THAT'S WHY WE WERE LATE FOR SCHOOL

RIGHT AND THIS WAS BACK IN THE DAYS OF

CORPORATE PUNISHMENT SO

MY TEACHER GAVE ME A SLAP AROUND THE

FACE

YOU KNOW MY SCHOOL WAS THE LAST ONE IN

THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY TO STOP

CORPORAL PUNISHMENT

IT WAS THE LAST ONE

IT'S LONG BEEN MY FAULT FOR NOT BEING

TIRED NOT ENTIRELY

PLEASE DON'T MESS AROUND WITH CANDLES

IF YOU BREAK ONE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT

RIGHT FIVE QUID ALL RIGHT

THANK YOU

WHAT RELEVANCE DOES MY CHILD HAVE

ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS

BECAUSE EVEN AS CHILDREN

WE MAKE CHOICES WE PICK UP ON BEHAVIORS

YOU KNOW WE LISTEN TO OUR PARENTS HOW

MANY CHILDREN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN

ACCIDENTALLY SAY OR ARE LIKE

FIVE YEARS OLD ALL BECAUSE THEY LISTEN

TO THEIR PARENTS HAVE AN ARGUMENT

OH I DON'T KNOW I HEARD MY MUM SAY IT A

FEW TIMES UPSTAIRS BUT

I REMEMBER TELLING MY TEACHER WELL I

TOLD MY TEACHER

YOU KNOW UM

TRUE

ALL RIGHT

WHAT

WHAT'S NEXT

I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED BOTH OF YOU TO

COME IN WITH A PLAN

WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU'RE HERE TO ASK ME

QUESTIONS YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE MY CELL

ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT ACTUALLY I'M HERE

TO TAKE

YOURS OKAY YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE IT

YOU'RE GOING TO SET UP WHATEVER IT IS

WHATEVER YOU'RE TRYING TO DO SO FAR I'VE

GOT NOTHING

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE

BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE

UNLESS THERE'S ANY TIME FOR REFLECTION

I INVITE YOU TO ASK ME

WHAT

CAN I HAVE MORE ORANGE JUICE

YOU DON'T GET MINE

SEE THE PROBLEM JACK IS

YOU LACK PURPOSE YOU'RE GETTING HUNG UP

ON BEING

AN ACTOR AND YOU'RE NOT SEEING WHAT'S

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

YOU'VE REQUESTED ENOUGH THAT'S ENOUGH I

PAID FOR THAT MATE

ALL RIGHT I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER

SAYING YESTERDAY

MORE OF THAT I DON'T NEED TO BE STINGY

I'M SORRY

BUT WHAT TIME DID YOU SAY

POTENTIAL JOBS ANYTHING COME ON COME ON

WE'RE NOT REALLY SWAYING HONOURABLES

WHAT'S MY IDEAL JOB YEAH WHAT DO YOU

WANT TO KNOW

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULDN'T DO

EVERYTHING

I DON'T KNOW I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK

WITH ANIMALS

I WANTED TO GO ABROAD LOOK AFTER SOME

OVERSEAS

CREATURES ENDANGERED SPECIES THAT SORT

OF THING

IF I COULDN'T DO ACTING WHICH I CAN'T

YOU CAN'T IT'S LIKE THAT CRAP

DEBATABLE I'D SAY HE'S QUITE CRAP AT HIS

JOB BUT HERE WE ARE HE'S STILL GONNA

YOU KNOW DO IT FOREVER SO YEAH THANK YOU

I WANT TO WORK WITH ENDANGERED ANIMALS

NICE

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO

MAYBE BORNEO OR THAILAND ALL RIGHT

LOOK AFTER ANIMALS EXPLORING GOD'S

CREATION

GOD'S CREATION I AM ALSO GOD'S CREATION

SO YOU CAN

BUT YOU START I ALSO WANTED TO LOOK AT

BANGKOK THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT GOD'S

CREATION

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES

EITHER WAY

EITHER WAY THAT'S MY ALTERNATE GOAL IN

LIFE

I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M GOING TO GO I

DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SAVE UP FOR IT

WHICH IS ONE OF THOSE FAKE PHONY DREAMS

THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN EVERYONE'S

GOING TO GO YEAH ONE DAY I'LL DO IT ONE

DAY BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY

I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE AND IT'S NEVER

GONNA HAPPEN

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS TO LET

EVERYTHING GO

STOP BEING AN ACTOR AND GO AWAY

JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND I HAVEN'T

GOT THE CUTS TO DO THAT

BUT YOU HAVE A GOAL

YOU'RE NOT GOALLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING

TO AIM FOR IN LIFE

HOW IS IT NOT FUN CHASING IT COME ON

I CAN'T CHASE IT BECAUSE I'M A LAZY

BASTARD

OH THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM AND THAT'S

HURTFUL TOO

JACK HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'LL DIE

HOW DOES HE THINK HE'S GONNA DIE WE'LL

THINK ABOUT IT

I DON'T I'M NOT GOING TO DIE

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY ARE YOU

EVEN ASKING YOURSELF A QUESTION

RIGHT SHE'S DEAD INSIDE WHY

YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE I'M ASKING YOU

BECAUSE

IT'S INTERESTING HEARING HOW PEOPLE

THINK WE'RE GOING TO DIE IF IT'S LIKE

CANCER

IF IT'S ALL RIGHT YOU'RE FASCINATED BY

THE WEIRDEST THINGS I'M FASCINATED

BECAUSE

MAYBE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO

DIE IS

AN INDICATION OF WHAT YOU NEED TO DO

NEXT

YOU KNOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M

SAYING

HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE KEEP

GOING ARE YOU ASKING HOW DO YOU THINK

HOW DO I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE OR HOW

WOULD I LIKE TO DIE IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE

ASKING ME WHICH ONE

HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DIE

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW I'D LIKE TO DIE

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE I WOULD LIKE

TO DIE

IN A GREEK VILLA ON A

PATIO BALCONY WITH A GLASS OF

STRONG ALCOHOL AND MAYBE A FEW

LOCAL WOMEN FROM THE AREA BUT THAT'S YOU

KNOW THAT'S

BUT YOU KNOW THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT

WHAT HE JUST SAID

HERE IT'S IN GREECE RIGHT

DO YOU WANT TO GO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU

WANT TO GO

IF YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO GO TO

GREECE

YEAH I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY SOUL TO GO

TO GREECE

I CAN GO TO GREECE

HOW DO I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE I THINK

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE

IN SOME REALLY MUNDANE DULL

UNEXCITING ACCIDENT OF SOME SORTS

OR SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY JUST ANNOYING

AND GETS IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING LIKE

ALL OF A SUDDEN I'VE GOT THIS CLOGGING

ARTERY INSIDE ME

THAT'S JUST GOING TO KILL ME OFF IN THE

MOST INCONVENIENT TIME SAY I GET A PART

OF MY LIFE AND THEN I DIE IN A BLOODY

AUDITION

THAT'S HOW I'LL GO KNOWING MY LIFE

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I'M GOING TO GO I'M

ACTUALLY GOING TO NAIL THAT TELETUBBIES

RECALL AUDITION AND THEN I'D DIE NEXT TO

ALL OF THEM HOW HUMILIATING IS THAT

THAT WOULD BE PRETTY HUMILIATING UM

WHAT OKAY WELL YOU CAN'T KNOW

YOU CAN'T DECIDE YEAH I CAN'T DECIDE

YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE DECIDE FOR YOU

GRIM REAPER HERE BIG BLACK QUEENS

TAKE YOU OFF TO NOT OPEN NOT PARADISE

NOT

WHEREVER YOU WANT TO BE

YOU'VE BEEN NOWHERE DARKNESS YES

YES SEE THE BEAUTY OF CREATING

OPPORTUNITIES

NOW THAT'S A THIEF

YOU CREATED YOUR WILL

YOU CREATED YOUR WANT OF ACTING

CREATION IS BEAUTIFUL I THOUGHT YOU SAID

GOD CREATED EVERYTHING

HE CREATED YOU YOU CREATED HER BUT IT

GIVES YOU THE FREE WILL TO DO WHATEVER

YOU WANT

HUMANS CREATE HUMANS GO OUT LOOK AT OUR

BUILDING OUTSIDE ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL

THE ARCHITECTURE LOOK AT THE BRICKS

LOOK HOW THEY ALL ALIGN THE COLOR

EVERYTHING THERE'S A COUNCIL FLAT

IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S NOT BURNING DOWN

HUMANS CAN CREATE A JACK

THIS ONE DESTROYS HE DECIDES WHAT WHAT'S

FUR

YOU MEANT TO DO IT BOTH RIGHT YEAH BUT

ONLY BECAUSE DESTRUCTION IS EASIER

NOT NECESSARILY GLOBAL WARMING IS

ACTUALLY QUITE DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE BUT

HERE WE ARE HOW EASY DO YOU THINK IT IS

TO BREAK THIS BUILDING DOWN COMPARED TO

MAKING IT

I'VE BEEN A LOT EASIER ONE BULLDOZER

VERSUS

YEARS OF BUILDING MATERIALS AND HIRING

PEOPLE

PLANNING WHAT DOES WHAT WHAT HAS MORE

REWARD

DO YOU WANT TO BREAK DOWN THIS WHOLE

BUILDING DO YOU WANT A BULLDOZER DO YOU

WANT TO

SET OFF A BOMB THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION

HERE THINK ABOUT

HOW

YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK HIM WHAT IS WHAT IS

BETTER DESTRUCTION OR CREATION I I SAID

IT IN THE KITCHEN

WHAT ARE HUMANS BETTER AT DOING

THINK ABOUT IT LOOK OUTSIDE LOOK AT THE

BEAUTY LOOK AT

LONDON IT'S BEAUTIFUL HUMANS

THE MOST DISGRACEFUL PITIFUL PARASITES

ON THE EARTH

DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH BEFORE

DID YOU TAP INTO A LITTLE SNAKE SHE SAID

TO EVE OH

TAKE THIS APPLE GO ON SWEETIE YOU'LL BE

AMAZING

YOU'LL GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT

ADAM AND EVE

THE FIRE OF LONDON WAS ACTUALLY QUITE

BEAUTIFUL

LIKE ONE EVENING JUST LOOKED OUT IT WAS

JUST

A GLOW ALL OVER THE CITY NOW YOU LOOK

OUT YOU JUST SEE CONCRETE BUILDINGS

AND PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVEN'T

WASHED IN SEVERAL WEEKS OKAY I AGREE

WITH THAT BUT THAT'S EASY

THAT'S THE EASY ROUTE WHO CARES ABOUT

THE EASY ROUTE

LOOK HUMAN THINK ABOUT HOW SATISFIED YOU

ARE WHEN YOU CREATE SOMETHING

WHEN YOU GIVE I CREATE NOTHING

HE'S PRETTY GOOD AT DESTROYING THINGS

ACTUALLY I'VE DESTROYED EVERYTHING

ENJOYED HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ALICE BANG

HE DESTROYED HIS OPPORTUNITY TO WORK

HE DESTROYED BASICALLY HIS CAREER IN

THAT AUDITION ROOM

I DESTROYED MY MOTHER'S WHEELCHAIR

DESTROYED HIS MOTHER'S WHEELCHAIR

REST IN PEACE HE'S BASICALLY DESTROYED

HIS GRANDMA'S FLAT I MEAN

LOOK AT THIS PLACE YEAH I'M EXACTLY

EXCITED OH

MUCH HAPPINESS HAVE YOU GOT FROM THE

DESTROYING STUFF

IT ALWAYS FEELS EMPTY AFTER YOU DO THAT

DOESN'T IT

I DON'T KNOW SATISFYING IN SOME WAYS

FRUSTRATION

TEMPTATION ALL OF THE ABOVE THAT'S ALL

AGAIN YOU DO A LOT OF BAD HE'S

REALLY GOOD AT IT THOUGH

SO HUMANS ARE HUMANS ARE THE WORST

SPECIES IN THE WHOLE PLANET ARE THE

WORST

THE ABSOLUTE WORST BUT THEY'RE ALSO THE

BEST WHICH IS THE WEIRD THING

EXACTLY BECAUSE THEY DO SO MUCH GOOD

BUT YOU KNOW THEY ONLY DO SO MUCH GOOD

FOR ALL THE BAD STUFF THAT HUMANS HAVE

ALSO CAUSED

PYRAMIDS ALIENS DID THE PYRAMIDS MATE

LET'S NOT COMPLICATE THINGS

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE ONE THING THAT

YOU HUMANS JUST ACCEPT

EVEN THOUGH IT'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING

SHOULD I TELL YOU WHAT I THINK WHAT

LOVE LOVE IS TERRIFYING

NOT THE FEAR OF

WAR OR NUCLEAR BOMBS BEING DROPPED ON

YOU

THE FEAR OF HEARTBREAK GIVING

EVERYTHING TO SOMETHING OR SOMEONE

YOU KNOW WHETHER IT BE A CAREER OR A

RELATIONSHIP

THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE LOVES YOU BUT THEN

ONE DAY

OR OVER A COURSE OF TIME IT JUST

IT FIZZLES OUT AND THEN NO ONE LOVES YOU

WE JUST ACCEPT IT HUMANS ENCOURAGE OTHER

HUMANS

TO FALL IN LOVE YOU WERE RED FAIRY TALES

AS A CHILD BUT

WHAT'S THE ONE THING THAT HAS LED YOU

HERE TO YOUR LOWEST POINT

LOVE FOR ALICE

AND YOUR LOVE FOR ACTING

YOU KNOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I LOVE

ACTING I REALLY DON'T

WELL THINK OF SOMETHING YOU DO THINK OF

SOMETHING THAT

CARRIES YOUR EMOTION

YOUR WILL TO DO THINGS YOUR

WILL TO SET OBJECTIVES AND GET THEM DONE

YOU HAD YOUR AUDITION

AND I RUINED IT THAT WAS A GOAL AND YOU

WENT AND YOU DID YOUR BEST

RIGHT THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING EVERY TIME

I TRY AND ACT

WELL I FAIL EVERY TIME I MEET AN ACTOR I

THINK THEY'RE AN

EVERY SINGLE ACTOR I HAVE MET IS A

EVERY SINGLE ONE EVERY FILM DIRECTOR IS

A AS WELL

I'M SICK OF IT I'M SICK OF THE WHOLE

THING DON'T STEP AWAY FROM IT

COME ON THERE'S SO MANY OPTIONS LOOK AT

THE WORLD LOOK OUTSIDE ALREADY TALKING

ABOUT THE BRICKS COME ON

DO SOMETHING WITH IT YEAH NOT BEING A

BRICKLAYER

MAYBE CEMENT BLOCKS MAKE THEM I DON'T

KNOW

CREATE DO SOMETHING GOOD ALL RIGHT WELL

IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT A BIT LATE NOW TO

CHOOSE YEAH

YEAH YEAH THAT'S SO EASY TO SAY IT'S SO

EASY TO SAY OH

TAKE MY SOUL TAKE IT GO ON

DO YOU THINK I WOULD SAY YES DO YOU

THINK I HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER

THAT IS WHY YOU'RE HERE I WANT YOU TO

SAY NO

YOU DON'T START TALKING

I WANT TO BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE AND

EVERYTHING

APART FROM THAT BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THAT

GOAL LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE COMING UP WITH

IT AND AWAY FROM YOU TWO AS WELL

YEAH THAT'S FINE JUST DON'T SAY YOUR

SOUL WILL BOTH BE OFF

SHE'LL NEVER COME BACK HOPEFULLY SHE

LIES IN A LITTLE HOLE IN HER

COVERED IN FIRE AND FLAMES WERE RED

SHE NORMALLY HAS HORNS YOU KNOW NO I

DON'T

KNOW I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY

OF THAT

JACK YOU'RE KILLING ME MATE WE'RE NOT

GETTING ANYWHERE

I TOLD YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL THINGS ARE LOOK

AT THIS

IT'S A PIECE OF A BEAUTIFUL PIECE

OF

RIGHT IT'S MODERN ART CLASSIC MODERN ART

SHITE IT LOOKS LIKE

TRADITIONAL BUT THEY'VE LAID IT ALL THIS

NEW RUBBISH YOU'RE SO

NOW REMINDED HELLO

THINK ABOUT ART THINK ABOUT PAINTINGS

MOVIES

SINGING EVER IT'S BEAUTIFUL MAN COME ON

I'M PLAYING THE HEART BUT

I'VE COME TO REALIZE THE WHOLE THING IS

A LOAD OF RUBBISH LISTEN IT IS A WHOLE

LOT OF RUBBISH FILMING

THEATER MUSIC IT'S ALL ABSTRACT CRAP

THINK ABOUT JUST JUST GO WITH ME

YEARS AGO THE WORLD GOT TOGETHER

IN ONE ONE STADIUM WHATEVER IT WAS

SORRY YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD YOU WELL

FUNNY MERCURY UP ON STAGE RIGHT QUEEN

UP ON STAGE ALL THERE FOR THE SAME

REASON PLAYING MUSIC

A SOUND THAT TRANSCENDS SPEAKING

EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT

THINK ABOUT THE UNITY THAT BROUGHT THEY

WERE RAISING MONEY TO HELP BATTLE

SOMETHING BETTER

OR AGAIN IN ANOTHER COUNTRY IN SEVERAL

COUNTRIES THINK ABOUT IT

THINK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS THINK

ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL

HUMANS CAN BE WHEN THEY UNITE CONNECT

ONE MAN AND HE WAS DYING

HE WAS SUFFERING

HE CARRIED HIS TEAM

INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL AND SOMETHING

NEVER FORGOTTEN IN HISTORY SOMETHING

THAT

EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS I

HAVE TO AGREE WITH JACK THAT IS A PIECE

OF

AND ALSO YOU'RE BANGING ON ABOUT ARE YOU

USING FREDDIE MERCURY AS AN EXAMPLE OF

UNIFICATION WHAT IS HE SOLVED

HE'S TALKING ABOUT BAND-AID RIGHT THE

PROBLEM THAT THEY WERE RAISING MONEY FOR

YEAH

ALL KNIVES YEAH STILL THERE RIGHT

SO WHAT DID THAT ARTISTIC MUSICAL

PHENOMENON DO

IT'S HUMANS PUSH THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING

THE WORLD HAS ACHIEVED TOGETHER THAT IS

ALWAYS GOING TO BE BAD

ALWAYS SHE WAS CREATED TO BE PERFECT

AND SHE WELL THAT'S BECAUSE

IT'S NOT PERFECT HERE IS IT NOTHING'S

BUT

IF YOU COULD MAKE

A CITY PERFECT LONDON PERFECT

WHAT WOULD YOU DO I WOULD COLLECTIVELY

ROUND UP

EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND THEN SHIP THEM

OFF TO SOME

DEAD-END DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF BLOODY

NOWHERE AND

I WOULD REPLACE IT WITH ALL THE

ENDANGERED ANIMALS I'M SPEAKING ABOUT

THEM EARLIER

THERE IS NO THERE'S NO PERFECT CITY ALL

CITIES ARE CRAP

FILLED WITH CRIME FILLED WITH RUBBISH

EVERYONE TRYING TO CHARGE YOU FOR EVERY

LITTLE THING GO DOWN THIS ROAD

50 QUID YOU WANT TO PARK YOUR CAR

OUTSIDE YOUR FLAT 350 QUID

BUT YOU SEE THAT IMPERFECTION IT'S YOUR

ABILITY AS A PERSON TO CHANGE THAT

NO NO IT'S NOT YES IT IS YOU CAN HAVE A

VOCATION IN LIFE AND THAT'S TO BE A GOOD

PERSON

OR YOU CAN JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING AND

HAVE EVERYTHING IN RETURN GET YEAH GET

WHAT YOU WANT GET THIS GET THAT

THAT'S NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY

ACTUALLY IN THE END

YOU'LL BE SUFFERING YOU'LL HAVE

EVERYTHING YOU WANT THINK ABOUT

HOW WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING HOW

THE MEANING HOW EVERYTHING

IS TAKEN AWAY HE'S ALREADY HAD

EVERYTHING TAKEN AWAY

YOU CAN HAVE MORE YOU CAN MAKE MORE HE

CAN FIND

MORE YOU CAN EXPLORE MORE MAN COME ON

WELL

WELL IF I HAD THAT MINDSET AND YOU

WOULDN'T BE HERE WOULD YOU TRUE TRUE

I'M GIVING IT TO YOU ACTUALLY I

AM THE ONE OFFERING YOU EVERYTHING WHAT

ARE YOU OFFERING STILL YOU'RE GONNA MAKE

HIM WORK

SUFFER BEING PAIN NOTHING IS GONNA

CHANGE

I'M GIVING YOU EVERYTHING INSTANTLY

SUFFERING IS ONLY SUFFERING BECAUSE OF

HER

IT IS WHAT HUMANS CHOOSE TO ACT ON

THAT MAKES THEM GOOD OR BAD EVERYONE HAS

BAD EVERYONE

I CAN PUNCH HER IN

YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT A CITY

THAT WAS A STUPID QUESTION HOW IS IT

STUPID

ABOUT THE WHOLE PICTURE WHEN HE MOANS

ABOUT THE CITY AND I'M SAYING

EVERY PROBLEM I HAVE EVEN THOUGH YOU

AGREE WITH ME

ORIGINATED WITH YOU EVIL

NOT HIM AS ANNOYING AS THIS IS

YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS

THE FIRST THING

THE SPREADING LIKE A VIRUS INFECTING

EVERYONE ELSE YOU ARE THE CORE

AND I'M ALSO HERE TO SOLVE OH YEAH I'M

HERE TO SAVE YOU I'M YOUR SALVATION YOU

CAN BE YOURSELF

THAT'S GOOD THAT'S GOOD THANK YOU

YOU'RE GOOD I'M THE ONLY PERSON HERE

OFFERING YOU HELP SO

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT BUT I'M AWFULLY

LEAVING IT YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING A BIG

MISTAKE

YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M JUST STANDING

HERE LISTENING TO THINGS THAT YOU'RE

BOTH SAYING YOU'RE BOTH TRYING TO

CONVINCE ME TO DO SOMETHING

BUT NONE OF IT'S WORKING I ASSUME THAT

WHEN SOMETHING STRIPPED STRIKES A CALL

WITH ME

THEN YOU BOTH WILL GO AWAY AND WHATEVER

SIDE I GO TO

IS GONNA WORK IF YOU CHOOSE HER YOU WILL

NEVER LEAVE HER ACTUALLY

YOU WILL BE HERS LIKE HER PROPERTY

LIKE SOMEONE'S BOOK ON A SHELF SOMEONE'S

CAT DOG SOMEONE'S SORRY I

LAUNDRY YOU'RE ALREADY TELLING HIM THAT

HE'S BEEN GOD'S PROPERTY SINCE THE

MOMENT HE WAS CREATED

PROBABLY I SAID FREE WILL THAT'S THE

REASON YOU ARE LIKE

STILL OWNS HIM NO HE DOESN'T IF HE DOES

YOU NEED TO SHUT UP

I'M SO TIRED OF THIS

I REALLY AM SO TIRED OF THIS YOU KNOW

YOU TWO ARE TRYING YOUR

BEST TO TRY AND CONFORM ME TO WHATEVER

VIEWPOINT THAT YOU BOTH GOT GOING BUT IT

SEEMS TO BE NOT WORKING

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT YOU'RE ASKING ME

ALL THESE BIZARRE QUESTIONS

ALL TRYING TO BE PHILOSOPHICAL

I'VE GOT FOR YOU HOW CAN A

MASSIVE MIX OF DIFFERENT GROUPS OF

PEOPLE

UNIFY HOW CAN THEY HOW CAN A HUGE GROUP

OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET ON

BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIVING IN CITIES

DOESN'T SEEM TO DO IT I SEEM TO NOT GET

ALONG WITH ANYONE

SO TELL ME CAN A GROUP OF PEOPLE FROM

DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES

CULTURAL BACKGROUNDS WHATEVER MIX

NO RIGHT NICE PERSON

OPTIMIST RIGHT WHO'S WHO IS

THE REALEST HERE ME THAT WOULD BE ME OF

COURSE YOU COULD BOTH SAY THAT

OH OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T WE'RE ALL RAISED

DIFFERENTLY WE'RE ALL

TAUGHT DIFFERENT LESSONS DIFFERENT

MORALS WE ALL COME FROM RICH OR POOR

BACKGROUNDS OR

LABOR OR TORY BACKGROUNDS WE ALL LIVE IN

BIG HOUSES OR SMALL HOUSES OR

HOW CAN YOU EXPECT US TO ALL JUST LIVE

TOGETHER WE CAN'T THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DIE

ON THE STREET

THAT'S WHY CROSS-CULTURALLY PEOPLE RACE

COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY CAN HAVE THE SAME

MORALS

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT HOW CAN PEOPLE

HAVE THE SAME MORALS IF THEY'RE RAISED

ENTIRELY DIFFERENTLY

THEY DON'T SEEM TO THAT'S THE ANSWER

THEY DON'T NEED TO

BUT IT'S FINE YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE THE

SAME MORALS

OKAY MAYBE HUMAN BEINGS AREN'T CAPABLE

OF HAVING AN

AGREED MORAL CODE

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT YOU CAN

LIVE A LIFE YOU CAN LIVE A FULL LIFE

NOT BOTHERING ANYONE ELSE AND CHOOSE TO

NOT LET OTHERS BOTHER YOU YOU CAN

LIVE YOUR LIFE AND LET OTHERS LIVE

THEIRS THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT

THAT'S HOW UNITY WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED BY

LETTING PEOPLE DO

WHAT THEY DO THEIR PURPOSE

WHILE STICKING TO WORDS SO YOU'RE SAYING

I JUST NEED TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT

EVERYONE AROUND ME IS AN

YES JUST LIKE THEY HAVE TO ACCEPT YOU

DISAGREE WITH THEM

JUST LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS TO ACCEPT

YOU LIKE THIS TYPE OF MUSIC THAT TYPE OF

MUSIC THAT TYPE OF FILM

ALL RIGHT MY NAME IS WHAT'S HAPPENING

OKAY TELL ME THIS

HOW MUCH IS A YEAR OF YOUR LIFE WORTH

YEAH ALL RIGHT COME ON

I'M ASKING HIM A QUESTION ALL RIGHT ALL

RIGHT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE MISS

RUMPLE SKILLS YEAH UNDERSTAND ANYTHING

WHAT SHREK

A YEAR OF MY LIFE AS MEN

NOTHING IS WORTH NOTHING A YEAR OF

ANYONE'S LIFE IS WORTH NOTHING

NO MATTER WHAT THEY ACHIEVE THEY'RE

STILL A SMALL SPECK OF HUMANITY

IT'S WORTH EVERYTHING HOW EVERY SECOND

EVERY DAY THIS CONVERSATION IS WORTH

SOMETHING IT'S MAKING YOU THINK IT'S

MAKING YOU GROW

LEARN IT'S MAKING YOU HELP CHOOSE A

DECISION

TO MAKE ONE TO MAKE A DEFINITIVE ONE

EVERY SECOND THAT I'M TALKING NOW

AFFECTS YOU AFFECTS YOU IT AFFECTS THE

LADY

IT IRRITATES ME YEAH YOU'RE IRRITATING

ME TOO

YOU'RE BOTH IRRITATING ME

SO IF YOU DO NOT

THINK THAT PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN UNITY TO

THINK THAT

A DAY OF YOUR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN

ANYTHING

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE WHAT DO YOU

THINK IS

THE PURPOSE OF HUMANS WHAT DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE MADE TO DO

THINK ABOUT THAT THE PURPOSE

THE PURPOSE OF HUMANKIND IS TO DO WHAT

EVERY OTHER SPECIES IS SUPPOSED TO DO

MULTIPLY AND DESTROY IT

BUT THAT IS SO THE EVOLVE YOU YOU'RE A

HUMAN

YOU ARE ABLE TO DO ALL OF THIS BRING ALL

OF THIS INTO EXISTENCE

YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING NO OTHER

SPECIES CAN

AND YOU THINK ALL HUMANS ARE FOR

ARE REPRODUCTION SURVIVAL

IT JUST SEEMS TO ME THAT ALL HUMANS DO

IS REPRODUCE AND DESTROY THINGS BUT YES

PEOPLE HAVE DONE MORE THAN ANY OTHER

SPECIES ON THIS EARTH THEY'RE ANNOYING

AS HELL

WHICH IS WHY I LIKE ANIMALS MORE BUT YES

HUMANS HAVE DONE MORE SO YES YOU'RE

RIGHT

YES THEY HAVE DONE MORE HUMANS HAVE DONE

CHARITY HUMANS HAVE SET UP

PIT STOPS SUPERMARKETS WHERE YOU CAN BUY

FOOD FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS IMAGINE

IMAGINE WHAT HUMANS CAN ACCOMPLISH WHAT

JUST BECAUSE THERE'S A TESCO

DOWN THE ROAD THINGS ARE GREAT YES

DO YOU SEE A TIGER OR A LION OPENING UP

A SHOT FOR ALL THE TIGERS AND LIONS

THAT'S BECAUSE TIGERS AND LIONS HUNT

THEY ONLY HAVE SURVIVAL THAT'S WHAT

MAKES THEM PURE

YES BUT BECAUSE HUMANS HAVE THIS CHOICE

HUMANS HAVE THIS SPECIAL THING ABOUT

THEM

THEY COULD CREATE SO MUCH MORE OR DO SO

MUCH LESS WITH IT

AND IT'S HOW YOU CHOOSE

YEAH WELL

YOU SEEM TO BE RIGHT IN SOME WAY

I DON'T KNOW MY FAITH IN HUMANITY HAS

BEEN

SUFFERING FOR YEARS SO HAVE FAITH IN

YOURSELF

OF YOUR PURPOSES FAITH IN MYSELF HENCE

WHY I SUMMONED THIS WEIRD LITTLE THING

I'VE SPENT TIME DOING THIS

FOR WHAT JUST YOU KNOW

SHE GETS LIKE THIS WEIRD THING ON MY

LAPTOP WHEN I WAS TRYING TO WATCH

SOMETHING ELSE

JUST LEARNING GROWTH

PROGRESS THAT'S WHAT EVERY EXPERIENCE IS

GOING TO BRING YOU

YEAH THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS

YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT AND I'VE WASTED SO

MUCH TIME MUCKING AROUND WITH THIS STUFF

SO YEAH ANGEL

YOU MAY BE RIGHT IN THIS REGARD

BECAUSE

YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT SOCIAL SKILLS THAT'S

TRUE FOR A START

YOU ACTUALLY CAN BE GOOD AT NOTHING SO

YOU'VE ACHIEVED THAT QUITE WELL THANK

YOU

I WAS HAVING SUCH A BAD DAY TODAY

BUT I DID NOT THINK THAT IT WOULD START

LIKE THIS

END UP LIKE THIS THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD

PLANNED

I PLANNED TO SIT ON MY LAPTOP

WATCH SOME THINGS I WON'T SPECIFY

APPLY TO MORE JOBS AND HOPEFULLY GET THE

BREAK

THAN I NEEDED BUT INSTEAD I HAD

THE OF EASTWICK

TELLING ME TO PERFORM A RITUAL

AND THEN YOU TWO SHOWED UP

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THIS HAS BEEN WHAT

AN

ABSOLUTE WASTE OF MY TIME

HAD THERE NOT BEEN SOMEONE ELSE THAT YOU

COULD HAVE GONE AND VISITED

SOMEONE IN AN ACTUAL DEPRESSING

CIRCUMSTANCE

IN A NATURAL YOU KNOW DESTITUTION

POVERTY SOMEONE WITH ACTUAL PROBLEMS BUT

WHAT

WHATEVER I'VE GOT ISN'T THE REAL PROBLEM

WHATEVER I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT IS

MEANINGLESS

I HAVE HAD SUCH A I AM SUCH A MISERABLE

BASTARD

AND I DON'T NEED TO BE IF ANYTHING THAT

YOU

YOU BOTH HAVE DONE IS REALIZED ACTUALLY

I'M I'M QUITE HAPPY BEING

I'M QUITE HAPPY LISTENING TO MYSELF

YOU BOTH HAVE BOARD THE HELL OUT OF ME

THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF ME

IT'S MADE ME REALIZE I DON'T NEED EITHER

OF YOU

I DON'T NEED EITHER OF YOU YOU'VE

CONTRIBUTED NOTHING

YOU'VE ADVISED ME TO DO NOTHING

YOU'VE SPOKEN TO ME IN RIDDLES

DAVIO

MR BEALE WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS

I APPRECIATE YOU POPPING UP HERE

TO RETRIEVE MY SOUL AND PROMISE ME ALL

OF THOSE NICE THINGS

BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO POLITELY

DECLINE YOUR OFFER AND SOLIDIFY THAT

DECLINE

SO PLEASE I DEMAND

THAT YOU GET OUT OF MY FLAT AND DON'T

COME BACK

RIGHT NOW

OH I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

OH YEAH

GET OUT

SORRY SHOULD WE GET SOMETHING TO EAT

YEAH SURE

ARE YOU THINKING WELL IF WE GO TO

THAT PIZZA PLACE BECAUSE THEN WE NEED TO

GO TO FLAT 15 DOWN THE ROAD

YEAH YEAH NO IT IS IT'S PRETTY GOOD

PRICE

WELL WELL WELL I'M SURPRISED YOU GOT

THIS FAR

ARE ALL THE CREDITS

SO

YOU