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Whatever. 10 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:29,633 - I didn't come here to fight. - You came here 11 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:32,227 to tell me I am a liar. 12 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,196 - You're not her friend. - I just want her to be honest. 13 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,533 - She would never say that about you. 14 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:37,167 - No, with you too. - Maybe you care more 15 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,130 about your image than your friendships. 16 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,296 - You are not her friend. - Ken, stop it. 17 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,173 - Yes, I ----ing am. 18 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,200 - Good-bye, Kyle. 19 00:00:44,233 --> 00:00:45,573 - Get the (BLEEP) out of my house. 20 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,030 [voice breaking] I swear to you, I'm done with her. 21 00:01:03,066 --> 00:01:06,566 [upbeat music] 22 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:13,130 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,196 - What's up, chicky-boom-booms? Ooh, are you making 24 00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:17,403 some breakfast? - Don't get too excited. 25 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,373 Nothing extravagant. 26 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,170 Are you guys gonna be around on the weekend 27 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,270 when I'm having friends over? - Yeah. I can grace you 28 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,130 with my presence. - You're so generous. 29 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:32,196 I love how thoughtful you are. - I know. 30 00:01:32,233 --> 00:01:35,133 - Time to get up. 31 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:40,596 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,673 Amelia! 33 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:49,333 Amelia. Time for yoga! 34 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:51,367 [hip-hop beats] 35 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:55,170 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,300 - You're such a good boy, aren't you? 37 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:01,603 Yes. You're my friend, aren't you? 38 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:03,533 [text message swooshes] 39 00:02:03,567 --> 00:02:05,727 It's Kyle. Saturday, pool party 40 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,327 around 1:00 p.m. 41 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:09,227 You want to go to Kyle's pool party? 42 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:10,496 ♪ ♪ 43 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:12,603 - Whoo! Oh, my goodness. 44 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,173 - [imitates explosions] Oh! 45 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,470 - Whoo! - [indistinct] 46 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:21,430 - Oh! - Wait. Forgot something. 47 00:02:21,467 --> 00:02:24,097 - Auntie Kyle is having a pool party. 48 00:02:24,133 --> 00:02:26,503 - No. We have to go on the rocket ship ride. 49 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:29,403 - Oh. Okay. Seatbelt on. 50 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:31,733 [both imitating whooshing] 51 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:34,267 Whoa! - [imitating turbulence] 52 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:37,470 - Whoa! - Oh, my goodness! 53 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:41,230 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:41,266 --> 00:02:42,696 [phone chimes] 55 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:49,474 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,300 [phone rings] 57 00:02:56,700 --> 00:03:01,330 - Hey. Are you eating your oatmeal, or just grapes? 58 00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:02,467 - Just grapes. - Just grapes? 59 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,730 Can you eat oatmeal too? 60 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,397 - No. - What if I feed you 61 00:03:06,433 --> 00:03:08,303 like you're a little baby? 62 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,503 Ready? 63 00:03:10,533 --> 00:03:12,233 Okay, I guess I'll just eat it. 64 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:13,766 - Eat it. - No! 65 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,200 We recently moved into a new house 66 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:18,603 five houses away from our old house 67 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,633 because my husband has been stalking it 68 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,667 for years because of the view. 69 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:25,600 We live right down the street. We just walked over... 70 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:27,533 - Wow. - Because he's been obsessing 71 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:29,197 over this house for a while. 72 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:30,633 And, well, it went on the market, 73 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,467 so guess who had to buy it. 74 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,730 Cruz. 75 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:37,227 - Hi, baby. - How was Barry's? 76 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:39,266 - Our Sunday workout, hiking, and then doing 77 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,630 this back-to-back killed me. - Yeah. 78 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,227 - Hi, mama. - Don't leave your sweaty towel 79 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:43,396 right here. - Sorry. 80 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:46,003 - Ew. - Hi, mama. [smooches] 81 00:03:46,033 --> 00:03:49,273 - It's a modern home, 4,500 square feet, 82 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,200 five beds, 5 1/2 baths. 83 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,673 I'm kind of in love with it. 84 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,770 So kiddos have camp. 85 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,230 It's Tuesday, so everything's crazy for me, 86 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:00,666 because all the clients' photos come in. 87 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,200 The past year has been amazing business-wise. 88 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:07,303 I have over 30 coaches, over 500 clients-- 89 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:09,433 It's crazy. I can't grow fast enough. 90 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:13,297 - Look at this cute shirt. - Hold up. She took my shirt. 91 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,433 I'm like, "How does my shirt fit you?" 92 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:17,567 It's a total learning curve for me, 93 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,570 managing my own business while being a mother and a wife. 94 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,230 - This is a mess. 95 00:04:23,266 --> 00:04:25,466 - I got to just remind myself, "Balance." 96 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,270 That's your clothes. - I know. 97 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,530 - [laughs] You're like, "Who made this mess? 98 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:31,467 Oh. Me." - Me. 99 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:37,730 ♪ ♪ 100 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:40,027 - Got my long sleeves all ready. [laughs] 101 00:04:40,066 --> 00:04:41,696 - This is a good idea. 102 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:43,334 How did you guys find out about this? 103 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,567 - It's, like, a thing. 104 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,300 - Hi. - Hi. Say hi. 105 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,333 - Hi. - Oh, I want her. 106 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:52,297 - Hello. Hello, my gorgeous. 107 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,373 Every moment that I get to spend with the girls 108 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,730 is that much more important right now 109 00:04:55,767 --> 00:04:57,527 because they are traveling so much. 110 00:04:57,567 --> 00:04:59,467 Look at your skin. It looks glowing. 111 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,670 - Look at how bad mine is. I usually have glowing skin. 112 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:06,230 - Delilah was just on "Marie Claire Malaysia," 113 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:07,596 the beauty issue, 114 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:09,333 and Amelia just came out 115 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:11,997 in her second Hudson Jeans campaign. 116 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:14,003 I mean, amazing. 117 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:16,603 - Welcome to goat yoga. Let's take a deep inhale. 118 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:20,333 Sweep your arms up. Join the palm, and then exhale. 119 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,997 Bring your hands to heart center. 120 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:23,773 [laughs] Just-- 121 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,730 just remember to honor your body during this class. 122 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:30,027 If you want to add a few chaturangas in or vinyasas, 123 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:33,296 then do so, and then let's start on all fours. 124 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,073 Good. And then we're gonna do a few cat-cows. 125 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:39,470 Drop the navel, lift the gaze for your cow. 126 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,500 - It is like one of the funniest, weird 127 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:44,633 LA, like, things I've ever done. 128 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,427 And I've done a lot of weird things. 129 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,527 - Take a deep inhale through your nose. 130 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:51,027 [goat grunts] - [laughs] 131 00:05:51,066 --> 00:05:52,366 - Fill yourself up and exhale. 132 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,500 - Oh, no, no! [laughs] 133 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:55,603 - And [inaudible] the spine. 134 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:58,373 [laughter] 135 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,270 - One more time. Inhale, re-extend, 136 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,770 lift your head towards the-- - [screams] 137 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 - [laughs] - Oh! Are you all right? 138 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:07,333 - One down. 139 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,027 - Two down? You can lie on the mat 140 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:10,666 and play with the goats. 141 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,570 - She's fearless. Look at her. 142 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,070 Bam! 143 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,530 So are you gonna go back to New York? 144 00:06:16,567 --> 00:06:18,997 - I'm probably gonna move back here, so I'm just gonna go 145 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:22,573 and, like, meet some modeling people out there. 146 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,400 - Last year, Delilah went to New York. 147 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:26,003 So how does it feel so far, 148 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:27,733 just for this first week in your apartment? 149 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,667 - I don't know. I just get scared. 150 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:33,100 - But she came to realize that it was lonely. 151 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,773 Am I thrilled that she wants to move back? 152 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,670 Abso----ing-lutely. 153 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,030 - I want to get an apartment somewhere, but, like... 154 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,626 - You don't have to rush. 155 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,567 - No offense. I enjoy seeing you guys, 156 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,130 but I don't know if I want to live with you. 157 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,496 - I don't blame you. - Because I don't get 158 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:46,773 as much freedom. - I don't blame you. 159 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,300 - But I'll probably stay 160 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,633 at home for a little bit. - Okay. 161 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:50,767 Harry and I are so proud of Delilah, 162 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,430 because at 11 years old, 163 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:54,097 Delilah couldn't even leave the house 164 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:56,003 because of her extreme anxiety. 165 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:57,373 She said to me, 166 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,470 "I'm not getting on the bus 167 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,000 to go to school." - My gosh. 168 00:07:01,033 --> 00:07:02,703 - So considering that she moved 169 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:06,574 across country for a year, this is a huge win for her. 170 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,400 I think it's a good idea that I'm taking a step back. 171 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:12,773 - It is, and it makes me feel more, like, 172 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,570 in charge and responsible. 173 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,730 - And that's what I want to happen for you now too. 174 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:19,027 That's why I didn't come to your shoot 175 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:20,566 in New York, only for a second. 176 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,370 - It's just uncomfortable, 'cause 177 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,070 nobody else's parents go. - There you go. 178 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,000 - Do you know what I mean? 179 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:28,033 - I think it's surreal watching the girls grow up, 180 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:29,996 'cause it goes by like that. 181 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,133 - It's so comfy. - Oh, I'm gonna cry. 182 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:35,126 - Whee. - Oh, let me do a video. 183 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:36,666 And all of a sudden, 184 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:40,730 they don't need me as much as I would like. 185 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:43,467 I'm proud of you both, how you move through the world 186 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,400 and how nice you are to everybody 187 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:46,733 and how professional you are. 188 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,397 - You're making me uncomfortable. 189 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,503 These types of encounters make me uncomfortable. 190 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:53,503 [laughter] 191 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:55,003 - Coming up... 192 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:56,603 - When you're only two siblings, 193 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:59,003 and you've never known anybody else, 194 00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:00,703 and then suddenly they're gone... 195 00:08:00,734 --> 00:08:06,604 It's been very difficult. 196 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:07,200 [sunny music] 197 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:11,503 ♪ ♪ 198 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,173 - Good little ponies. Come on. 199 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,370 You're a good little pony--no. 200 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:20,470 No. Diamonds, be a good little pony. 201 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,230 Don't you be putting your butt in my face. No. 202 00:08:24,266 --> 00:08:26,496 ♪ ♪ 203 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:29,773 - Here we are. That's yours. - Thank you. 204 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,100 Oh, no, boys. You're not having biscuits. 205 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:34,203 - Come on. 206 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:36,003 He's a bit better today, isn't he? 207 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,603 But his nose is still running. - He's still got a cold. 208 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:40,433 He worries me so much, though. 209 00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:41,767 - He's got a bad heart, baby. 210 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,670 - Giggy has had these fainting fits. 211 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,770 He had to be in an incubator, 212 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,630 and he had to have heart monitors, 213 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:49,097 and it's basically his heart's slowing down, 214 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,773 so we have to give him CPR, 215 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 massage his heart to bring him back. 216 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,103 - Couldn't imagine losing him 217 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,703 just after you lost your brother. 218 00:08:56,734 --> 00:08:59,104 - You know, when you're only two siblings 219 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,473 and you've never known anybody else, 220 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,030 and then suddenly, they're gone... 221 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,696 It's been three months 222 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:08,634 since the passing of my brother. 223 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,527 It's still so fresh. 224 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:13,227 You know, so many people, you see it lately, 225 00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:16,126 have taken their lives. 226 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,766 There's a lot of people that say 227 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,430 taking your life is selfish. I've never felt that. 228 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:24,097 But I know my brother well enough to know 229 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:27,233 that my brother didn't mean to do this. 230 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:31,726 It was a cry for help that went horribly wrong. 231 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:35,167 I took the photograph off my desk, 232 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,700 because I felt... 233 00:09:37,734 --> 00:09:39,474 just to see it every day, 234 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,030 it just kind of put me in a... 235 00:09:41,066 --> 00:09:43,026 - I know. 236 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:45,066 [stirring music] 237 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:49,700 ♪ ♪ 238 00:09:49,734 --> 00:09:53,104 Remember, he's the one who introduced us as well. 239 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:56,533 - My brother was kind of my partner in crime growing up, 240 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,127 but we did used to torture each other all the time. 241 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,566 [sighs] 242 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,130 Well, whatever happens, 243 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,166 you know, it was just the two of us. 244 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,170 - You seem a bit better today. 245 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,570 - I think work's good distraction, really, isn't it? 246 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,630 - It's the best distraction there is, really. 247 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,297 - I decided that, two days after the funeral, 248 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,103 I had to get back to work, 'cause I hadn't been 249 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:17,573 in our business. 250 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,300 It's just every time somebody brings it up, 251 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:22,573 then I feel more emotional. I'm kind of pretty good now 252 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,600 if I don't talk about it. 253 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:28,333 I'm a strong woman. I can cope. 254 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,527 But I was never prepared for this, 255 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:33,727 and it's been very difficult. 256 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,567 Very difficult. 257 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,730 - You grieved properly for a month, 258 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:43,097 and then you come out and carry on with life, you know? 259 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,073 Even if you're unhappy. 260 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,270 You can't grieve for the rest of your life, can you, really? 261 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,600 - I think you'll always grieve for the rest of your life. 262 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:53,173 ♪ ♪ 263 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,530 [pumping dance music] 264 00:10:55,567 --> 00:11:00,597 ♪ ♪ 265 00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:02,103 [doorbell rings] 266 00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,633 - Is it locked? Hello. 267 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,567 - I'm rung it 'cause the last time I came, 268 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,030 the dogs just sprinted out. - I know. They're always do. 269 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,326 Hi. - Hi. 270 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:11,127 - How are you? - I'm good. 271 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,766 - Are you sore? - I am so sore from yesterday. 272 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,030 What is wrong with me? 273 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:16,996 - Maybe it had something to do with trying to show off 274 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,573 in front of Justin Bieber-- just, you know. 275 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,570 - Well, I did a little bit. 276 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,230 - We're at a boxing class fangirling over Justin Bieber. 277 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,726 Then I see Kyle. Like, she's like this. 278 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:29,627 - Like, I could have gone like this and touched him, 279 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,767 but I didn't, 'cause I'm mature. 280 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:37,167 I'm still having issues with my eye. 281 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,730 My one eye is bigger than the other. 282 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,227 It's, like, tickling on this side. 283 00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:42,666 - That means it's probably going through. 284 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,200 - How can I walk around like this? 285 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,333 - No, it doesn't look that bad right now. 286 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,097 It looks better than yesterday. 287 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:50,673 - I suffer from generalized anxiety disorder. 288 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,270 It would be your thyroid, it could be... 289 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,670 - Now, now... 290 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,300 - Botox, it could be a brain tumor. 291 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,673 My two parents passed away from cancer, 292 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,300 so when something goes wrong, 293 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,603 I automatically imagine the worst. 294 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,233 People are saying, "You need to go to the doctor," 295 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:05,366 which I don't like when people say that to me. 296 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,170 Welcome to being me. 297 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,670 You haven't been here for a while. 298 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,000 - I know, 'cause all we ever do is work out. 299 00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:12,273 - Want me to show you around really fast? 300 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,000 - Yeah. - This room is the library, 301 00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:16,403 office, blah, blah, blah. 302 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,073 My relationship with Teddi has just grown. 303 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,630 We have so much in common, 304 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:22,667 and it's just a very easy friendship. 305 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,130 This is obviously the living room. 306 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,626 I just love Teddi. 307 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,327 We have no rugs yet and no drapes. So... 308 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,167 - The bar wasn't ever here last time I was here. 309 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,030 - No, the bar we just built. 310 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:34,326 Oh, that is gonna be so gorgeous. 311 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,027 - I think it's so hip. 312 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:37,426 - Are you nervous at all with the security stuff, 313 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,397 or are you fine now? - Well, now, I mean, 314 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,703 your husband's company, like, totally has us dialed in. 315 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,304 We've got all of the cameras working, 316 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,703 all the alarms working. I have security here. 317 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,004 There was a point where I thought I didn't want 318 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:53,133 to stay in the house after we were burglarized. 319 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,696 It really rocked my world, 320 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,434 you know, having things taken from me. 321 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,397 - Do you think you'll stay in the new house? 322 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,703 - I don't know. So now I have all the alarms, 323 00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:04,004 all the security, all the dogs, and nothing to take. 324 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,233 They got almost every single handbag. 325 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:10,196 I'm talking ones that my mom had left me that she'd saved, 326 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,473 jewelry that I'd had since I was a little girl--everything 327 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,470 except what I had on my body. - [gasps] 328 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,130 - I can't replace those things 329 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,196 that were very sentimental to me. 330 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,703 And then there's a mountain lion on the property. 331 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,404 - [laughing] What? - I'm not lying. 332 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,203 - You didn't tell me that. - Yes. 333 00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:25,373 And you should have seen me getting out of my car 334 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,670 and going into my house. 335 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,330 My husband was like, "What are you doing?" 336 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:31,267 I'm like, "Running for my life." 337 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:38,270 ♪ ♪ 338 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:54,297 [doorbell rings] 339 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,103 - [laughs] 340 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,133 Hey. You look adorable. - Thank you. 341 00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,426 - How are you? Nice to see you. 342 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,467 - Nice to see you. - Get in out of the heat. 343 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,230 I got us some champagne. 344 00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:06,766 - Wow. One of those kind of days? 345 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,270 - You were coming over, so I couldn't... 346 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,730 - I know. You just thought, "Well, might as well 347 00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,297 break out the champagne." - Yeah. 348 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,233 I've had a little bit more interest 349 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,296 in having people over lately, 350 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,773 and it's nice to not have to travel across town. 351 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,770 Make them come to me. 352 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,770 How's PK? - PK is wonderful. 353 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,770 He's very busy. George is on tour. 354 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,170 He's doing so well, thank God. - How's the show? Here. 355 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,070 - Beyond. This glass of champagne 356 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,370 is actually looking quite good right now. 357 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,270 - Oh, my God. Here. Here's to you. 358 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,700 - Oh, it's good to see you. - Nice to see you, sweetie. 359 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:36,704 Really nice to see you. Mmm. 360 00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:38,774 - I had a really, really sh---y few days. 361 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,300 We had something happen 362 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,473 that sort of tipped my world upside down. 363 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:47,300 We were away, and we discovered that we had been robbed. 364 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:52,033 All of my handbags, all of my jewelry. Every single thing. 365 00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:55,166 - Wow. You know, we've been hit five times. 366 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,470 I mean, I know what that's like, 367 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,000 to come home and just, "Sh-- is gone." 368 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,303 - Oh. They got everything. 369 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,173 But there was one thing that was left, 370 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,000 which was this--funny enough--this horrible necklace 371 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:09,103 that my husband bought me for Valentine's Day. 372 00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,773 - They had the nerve to leave it? 373 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,130 - That is--that is-- - That is funny. 374 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,426 - Isn't that funny? 375 00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,167 I don't know what to do with this, PK. 376 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,170 It's...it's all wrong. 377 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,270 Oh, my gosh, I couldn't cope. I said to my husband, 378 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,100 "I need to go somewhere and collect myself." 379 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,003 - What did you do? - I went to Utah. 380 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,173 I climbed a mountain. 381 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,430 - Oh. - Me, Erika. 382 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,197 I climbed a mountain. 383 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,203 I wouldn't classify myself as an athlete. 384 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,033 There were moments where I didn't know if I could do it, 385 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,766 but I knew, 386 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,300 "You've got two little kids at home waiting for you, 387 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,273 "and they need Mommy to come home. 388 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,730 You better push yourself. You can do this." 389 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:43,227 It was this mental breakthrough 390 00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:46,196 I had where it was like this strength started to come back. 391 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,433 The switch had been flipped, 392 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,127 and gas went back into the tank. 393 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,266 - Sure. - I've always been somewhat 394 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,400 religious and spiritual, 395 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,433 but this experience in Utah was by far 396 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:58,327 the biggest spiritual awakening 397 00:15:58,367 --> 00:15:59,997 that I've had to date. 398 00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:02,073 - Do you want anything? Are you hungry? 399 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,530 - This looks like the most decadent food 400 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,367 you could have possibly put out. 401 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,770 - It's kind of--yeah. Whatever you want, sweetheart. 402 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,130 - This looks yummy. - Have a bite. 403 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,466 - I've got these two little ones, 404 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,070 and all I kept thinking was... - "What if?" 405 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,100 - Thank God. - Phoenix is so cute. 406 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,403 - Phoenix is so cute. 407 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,133 She's so precocious. 408 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,296 She's got hands on her hips. She's got "no." 409 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,233 She's got this little bit of a... 410 00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:20,526 - Does she have a purse? 411 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,397 - She's got more purses than Mommy right now. 412 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:25,473 [laughter] 413 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,430 - 'Cause somebody stole your sh--. 414 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,427 - Coming up... 415 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,367 - I wanted you to come that night. 416 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400 - Lisa, you're so full of sh-- right now. 417 00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:35,473 I'm not gonna ----ing do this with you again. I'm really not. 418 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,130 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 419 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,300 ♪ ♪ 420 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:50,130 - Can you go first, my love? 421 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,526 - Hello. - Hi. Hi, guys. 422 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,397 all: Hi. - How are you? 423 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,403 - Oh! - I know, right? Hi, love. 424 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,203 - So cute. Who's this little baby? 425 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,133 - We just got him in yesterday. 426 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,426 - You want to hand sanitize and hold? 427 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:05,267 - Yep. Slate is obsessed with dogs, 428 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,400 so once a week, we go into Vanderpump Dogs. 429 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,433 It's the perfect way for Slate 430 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:14,497 to be around puppies, yet we don't have to commit yet. 431 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,103 - So what's going on with this event? 432 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,133 - Oh, my gosh. Well, the last one was-- 433 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,526 like, so much happened with it... 434 00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,227 - It was--yeah, and it was so good. 435 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,296 - I do a lot of charity rides, 436 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,433 where I'll go to different studios, different gyms, 437 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:28,097 and I will host a ride, 438 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,573 and the proceeds will go to charity, 439 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,430 and as I get closer with Lisa Vanderpump, 440 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:36,167 it only makes sense that I do one for Vanderpump Dogs. 441 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:41,570 ♪ ♪ 442 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,570 - He looks like a Chippy to me. Chippy! 443 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,070 - Ooh, I like Chippy. - Chippy. 444 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,170 - Hi. all: Hi. 445 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,600 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 446 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:52,673 - I'm already getting excited. - Right? 447 00:17:56,333 --> 00:18:00,073 - Whose Porsche is that? Is somebody copying me? 448 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,470 - I'm not copying you. Mine's red. 449 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,100 [laughter] 450 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,603 Lisa Vanderpump, she cannot trademark a car. 451 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:10,203 There's not a copyright, okay? 452 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:13,333 - Look at this one! - Oh, my gosh. 453 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,567 - That one looks like... - Oh! 454 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,630 - Oh, my gosh. 455 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,427 You still love Brownie? 456 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:22,427 - Bring her here. Oh, baby. - That's her? 457 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,327 - Yeah. Yeah. You don't recognize this one? 458 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:28,127 - Stop. - Is that a-- 459 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,326 - What? - What? 460 00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,467 - No. - Okay. 461 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,600 - What? - Nothing. Nothing. 462 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,173 - What does that mean? - Anyway... 463 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,400 - Anyway... - Puppies. 464 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,333 - Something's strange here. 465 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:44,167 Why is everyone staring at me talking about this dog? 466 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,230 - Mommy, lookit. - I know. 467 00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:47,526 You recognize that one? 468 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,227 - Mommy, I want to hold that one. 469 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:51,666 - This is Dorit's dog. 470 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,630 - Oh, she's getting him groomed? 471 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,667 - No. She's with us again. 472 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,500 - Oh, it didn't work out? 473 00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,573 - I really don't want to talk about this now. 474 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,330 I'm, like, 1,000%, I'm not talking about this. 475 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:05,367 Dorit adopted Lucy from our foundation, 476 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,430 and then the puppy ended up in a shelter. 477 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,197 It's handled. 478 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,703 So then the shelter alerted us, 479 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,704 because we have microchips in all our dogs, 480 00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:18,674 that they had one of our dogs down there. 481 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,730 I don't want to talk about this right now. 482 00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,627 We got this beautiful, 483 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,697 adorable little puppy from Vanderpump Dogs. 484 00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:27,234 She was not the right fit for the family. 485 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,266 After Lucy had bit the kids a few times, 486 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,730 and took a big bite out of PK's face... 487 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,167 - Oh. - PK was just... 488 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,530 - Yeah, "Maybe we should find Lucy another place." 489 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,597 - Yes, exactly. Well, here I am thinking 490 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:40,703 that she's going to this beautiful home. 491 00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,674 I get a phone call from Lisa 492 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,230 that Lucy ended up in a shelter. 493 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:48,466 - Was Lisa mad at you? - Well, she wasn't mad at me. 494 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,300 I think that she was just concerned. 495 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,573 - A little shocked? - Yeah. A little--as I was. 496 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,700 - It was not handled properly. - Guys, it's not her fault. 497 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,534 - That's fine, but I'm--so-- 498 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:04,667 - I don't want to talk about it. 499 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,570 Don't look at me like that. - The only part that I think 500 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,400 is strange... - I'm not saying anything. 501 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,673 I'm not saying anything about it. 502 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:10,700 - Is she should have just come to you first. 503 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,574 You're an understanding person. 504 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,500 She could have just come to you and said, "I can't do this." 505 00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,203 - Maybe in her mind, 506 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,703 she believed it was going to a good home. 507 00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:19,574 [tense music] 508 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,730 ♪ ♪ 509 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:24,667 - The thing is, I'm pissed, and everyone here is pissed, 510 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,670 and I've been dealing with this now for a week. 511 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,630 - John, you work with us. 512 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:33,297 There is no way that she would have just given the dog away 513 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,473 to be dropped off at a shelter. I 1,000% stand by that. 514 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,300 Now I have anxiety. 515 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,703 - Let's go upstairs. - When he told me, he was like, 516 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:42,574 "Don't say anything to anyone." - You knew? 517 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,430 - I knew, because they told me, 'cause they were, like, 518 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,367 really upset about it, but they were like, 519 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,600 "Don't say anything to anyone," and I was like, "I won't." 520 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,373 I mean, I keep my word. 521 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,330 I've gotten to know John Blizzard throughout 522 00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:53,997 the charity events that I've done for Vanderpump Dogs, 523 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,703 so it didn't surprise me when he called me to tell me 524 00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:59,504 about the dog situation that happened with Dorit last week. 525 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:02,303 - Oh, little baby orphans. - Don't touch that. 526 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,333 - She is a biter. - This one's a biter? 527 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,667 - Yeah. - This is--so they come here 528 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,530 for seven days while we can observe them 529 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,467 if they're sick or have kennel cough. 530 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,770 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 531 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,600 I didn't even have time to talk to you. 532 00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:15,703 We were so not ready to be open that night. 533 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,404 She came to my restaurant, and that's why I wish you'd come. 534 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:20,033 - To which one? - My new one 535 00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:21,626 that I'm opening that you've never seen. 536 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,567 Cheers, everybody. - Cheers, everybody! 537 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,030 - Welcome to Tom Tom! 538 00:21:27,066 --> 00:21:28,596 I wanted you to come that night. 539 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,603 - Lisa, you're so full of sh-- right now. 540 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,033 I really am not gonna do this with you. 541 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,726 - I wanted you to come that night. 542 00:21:33,767 --> 00:21:35,297 - I'm not gonna do this with you. I'm really not, okay? 543 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,503 - Okay. - I'm not gonna do this 544 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:37,773 with you. I landed from a plane. 545 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,430 It was 4:00 in the morning for me. 546 00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:41,097 I called, and you said, "It's not my party." 547 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,373 - It's not my party. - "I didn't invite everyone." 548 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,500 The "Daily Mail" hosted a party 549 00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,403 at Lisa's new restaurant, Tom Tom. 550 00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:48,403 She doesn't even care that I wasn't at that party. 551 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,633 It wasn't her party. She didn't even invite me. 552 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,297 - I didn't invite one person. 553 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,673 - But you can say-- do this with me... 554 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,530 - I didn't invite you. - And be a bitch to me 555 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,397 about it, which you... - I'm not being a bitch to you. 556 00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,633 - Yeah, you were, in a text. But Dorit can drop off a dog, 557 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,627 and you're like, "She didn't mean it." 558 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:01,767 I'm not gonna ----ing do this with you again. I'm really not. 559 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 560 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,503 - Oh, no. 561 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,673 - Coming up... - Do you know 562 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,630 that he's licking my toes in that scene? 563 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:12,467 - No. - [yelps] Oh, my God. 564 00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:19,396 - You can say-- 565 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:19,700 - You can say-- do this with me... 566 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,430 - I didn't invite you. - And be a bitch to me 567 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,167 about it, which you-- - I'm not being a bitch to you. 568 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,570 - Yeah, you were, in text. But Dorit can drop off a dog, 569 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,570 and you're like, "She didn't mean it." 570 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,470 I'm not gonna ----ing do this with you again. I'm really not. 571 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,000 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 572 00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:33,533 - In our history of our friendship, 573 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:35,097 Lisa likes to take the opportunity 574 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:36,733 to try to make me look bad sometimes when 575 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,027 I haven't even done anything. 576 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,596 We were late. - Yeah. 577 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:41,733 - But Dorit's in the clear. I mean, I'm just saying, 578 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:44,567 let's play even. - I don't favor Dorit over you 579 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,170 in any shape or form. - Yet I've sat there 580 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,700 and watched her with friends who have actually done things 581 00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:52,034 to her that were really, really sh---y 582 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,726 and make excuses for them. 583 00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:56,597 There was things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump 584 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,603 that should not have ----ing been said. 585 00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:01,503 - I don't want her to be upset. - Leave me the (BLEEP) alone. 586 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:03,173 ----ing unloyal. Leave me alone. 587 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,730 - I'm not unloyal. - Yeah, you are. 588 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:06,127 Leave me alone. Leave me alone. - No I'm not. 589 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,596 - Just leave me the (BLEEP) alone, Lisa. 590 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:09,103 But I'm one of your closest friends. 591 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,773 You just don't do that. 592 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,770 - I've been working at that restaurant for a year. 593 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,500 You've not been by once. - Yeah. It wasn't done yet. 594 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:17,733 You kept telling me-- - So come and see it. 595 00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:19,697 - Oh, my God. Okay. - Well, don't walk away. 596 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,634 - Okay. No, I'm done. No. Not doing this. 597 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,497 - Come on. - Oh, my God. 598 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,403 Teddi, what's the point? Tell me the point 599 00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:26,703 of doing that. - Here's the thing. 600 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:28,734 I know you're joking, but I know she takes it 601 00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,167 super sensitive. 602 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,070 Lisa likes to jab at Kyle. 603 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,500 If it has anything to do with Kyle and I being close, 604 00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:36,073 I don't really understand that. 605 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,630 As long as we all like each other, 606 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,167 what does it matter? - You're looking for sh-- 607 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,570 to start at with me. I can already feel it. 608 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,030 - Kyle, I love you. - Well, then-- 609 00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:43,496 yeah, then ----ing act like it, okay? 610 00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:44,703 - Okay. - I have been there for you 611 00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:46,004 every single second, so please don't try 612 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,433 to make it seem like I haven't. 613 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:50,697 - I--no, no. I'm sorry. I love you. 614 00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,504 - I think she's just taking it out on you a little bit. 615 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,733 - I know. It hurts my feelings when she does that, 616 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,597 'cause I'm a good ----ing friend to her, and I love you. 617 00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,503 - I just want you to come by and see what I've been doing, 618 00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:00,773 and I haven't been coping very well. 619 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,530 - I would love that. Okay. 620 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,567 I like checking out with Tom. - Why am I crying? 621 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,630 - I was away for three weeks. You were away. 622 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:09,097 - I haven't been away. - And I haven't 623 00:24:09,133 --> 00:24:10,703 been feeling good. - Where have I been? 624 00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:12,574 I'd been in London for the funeral for five days. 625 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,430 - No, I was away, and I have sh-- going on with me too. 626 00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:16,027 - Sorry. - Let's get out of here. 627 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,666 - I'm sorry. I don't want to film. 628 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:23,070 I feel I've made such an idiot of myself down there now. 629 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,730 - Shut up. You're not making an idiot of yourself. 630 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,527 Stop. 631 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:28,227 - It's not like me to lose my sh-- 632 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,266 and my sh-- is right down there by the door. 633 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,130 - But that's what happens when you hold everything in. 634 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,566 - I'm okay. I'm okay. - Sit down. 635 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,230 - Lisa's always been one to hide her emotions, 636 00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:41,266 but after her brother passed, 637 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,600 Lisa's having just a lot of ups and downs right now, 638 00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:46,173 where she's, like, laughing and having fun, 639 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,070 and then she's sad and she's down, which is understandable, 640 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,130 'cause she's gone through a lot lately. 641 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,026 I think that you feel a little depressed. 642 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:53,696 - I think you feel sad. - Which is understandable. 643 00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:55,174 - I do feel depressed. - Yeah. 644 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,530 - I know. - I do. [sobs] 645 00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:00,297 - I'm sorry. 646 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,033 - I'm such an idiot. - No. You're not an idiot. 647 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,666 Please stop being hard on yourself. 648 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,230 - Are my eyelashes still on? 'Cause that's 649 00:25:06,266 --> 00:25:07,666 the most important thing. - Yes. 650 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,770 I don't know how they are. [laughter] 651 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,570 - [exhaling] Oh, God. 652 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:19,600 ♪ ♪ 653 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:26,573 - Oh, the flies were under there! 654 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,470 Oh, well. No one's gonna eat anyway. 655 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:33,600 Mm-hmm. [humming] Okay. We're set. 656 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,266 Hello! - Hello! 657 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,130 - Welcome. - Thank you. 658 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,766 - Good to see you. 659 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,300 Denise and I go back so many different lifetimes. 660 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,103 We've gone through the modeling together, 661 00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:49,573 we went through acting together. 662 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,200 I then reconnected with Denise. 663 00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:54,503 I'm guessing 28 to 30 years I've known you. 664 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:55,733 - That's crazy. - Isn't it? 665 00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:57,767 I was thinking about that time 666 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,570 we came over--maybe it was, like, Easter... 667 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,270 - It was Easter. - Charlie showed up. 668 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,170 - I know. [both snicker] 669 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,570 - What do you want to drink? I made 670 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,600 a jalapeño cucumber margarita, 671 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,503 and then you can have straight up. 672 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,273 - I do straight up. - Okay. Let's do straight up. 673 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,570 - Thank you. - I think Denise will blend 674 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,530 in really well with the group, 675 00:26:13,567 --> 00:26:15,727 'cause Denise is a seasoned old bitch just like I am. 676 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:18,067 [laughs] 677 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,200 ♪ ♪ 678 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:23,103 Hi, Dorit. - Hi, Lisa. 679 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:25,673 - Oh, my God. You look so cute! - Hi. 680 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,100 - It's Denise. - I'm Dorit. 681 00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:28,703 - Hi. I'm a hugger. - Oh, me too. 682 00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:30,604 - Come on in. - Thank you. 683 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,603 - Ooh, I like your shoes. - Thank you. 684 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,233 - Hello. - Hey. 685 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:35,626 - How are you? - Hi. 686 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:37,197 - You look cute. - Thank you. So do you. 687 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:39,103 - Hi, cutie. How are you? 688 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,203 - Oh, it's good to see you. 689 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,133 - Hi. I'm Denise. - I'm Erika. Nice to meet you. 690 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,026 - I'm a hugger though. - Oh, I like that. I love that. 691 00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:46,296 - Sorry. - I love that. 692 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:48,003 - Nice to meet you. - I love hugs. 693 00:26:48,033 --> 00:26:49,333 Nice to meet you too. - What can I get you 694 00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:50,997 to drink, Erika? - What are you guys having? 695 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:52,173 I'm not drinking if you're not drinking. 696 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,370 - I have tequila. - Okay. 697 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,170 - Yeah, she has tequila. - [laughs] 698 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,300 - The thing is, I have margaritas... 699 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:57,773 - Well, sh--. Okay. - I know. 700 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,200 - Now you girls better eat something. 701 00:26:59,233 --> 00:27:01,103 - How do you guys know each other? 702 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:05,033 - I remember seeing her card at Wilhelmina, and she was 16. 703 00:27:05,066 --> 00:27:07,026 - Didn't we do "Melrose Place"? I did a few episodes... 704 00:27:07,066 --> 00:27:08,326 - Oh. - Did you? 705 00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:09,727 - I played Loni Anderson's daughter. 706 00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:11,067 - I loved you in "Starship Troopers"... 707 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,700 - Oh, thank you. - But I loved you 708 00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:14,604 as Dr. Christmas Jones. - Are you here for a reason, 709 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,003 or are you just hoping for a glimmer? 710 00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:18,773 - I got really slammed in that movie, 711 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,130 'cause they didn't think I could be a... 712 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,296 - Nuclear scientist. Yeah, 'cause she was hot 713 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,103 and pretty, but she couldn't possibly have a brain. 714 00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:26,673 - But I can play a Bond girl. - Yes. 715 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:28,200 - You wouldn't want me in a goddamn lab coat 716 00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:30,033 and all that sh--. You know? It was like... 717 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,726 - No, I want you in a bikini. - Part of--right. Yes. 718 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:34,067 - Right. - Looking stunning. 719 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,300 But it is pretty--it's pretty major. 720 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,773 - Thank you. - I think it's ----ing 721 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,670 fabulous. - It was an amazing experience. 722 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,170 That's for sure. - How long were you 723 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,400 and Charlie married? - 4 1/2 years. 724 00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:45,633 - A lot's happened since then. [laughter] 725 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,997 - You did something with him. - We did this movie 726 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,073 called "Good Advice." I'm in the first scene 727 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,700 with him, and do you know that he's licking my toes 728 00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:54,374 in that scene? - No. 729 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,170 - Oh, my God! 730 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,630 - Okay. Listen, sweetie. 731 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:03,027 I got to run. My manicurist is giving me dirty looks. 732 00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,226 I'll see you tonight. 733 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,696 - I tell you what, I'm coming back over here for cocktails. 734 00:28:07,734 --> 00:28:09,774 - You have good booze sh--. 735 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,300 - I will--I could be-- - See? 736 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,133 [laughter] 737 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,596 You made the margarita really strong, Lisa. 738 00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:20,773 - Coming up... 739 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,070 - I know that you had no mal-intent or bad intention. 740 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,200 I know that. 741 00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:27,373 - Of course we didn't bloody mean it. 742 00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:39,703 ♪ ♪ 743 00:28:41,066 --> 00:28:42,466 - Hi, guys. 744 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,100 - Hi. - Hello. Hi, Kenny. 745 00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:48,503 - PK. - How are you? You okay? 746 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:52,273 We're wearing the same color. You're definitely smart. 747 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:54,730 You're definitely beating me. No question. 748 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,367 - Hello. How are we doing today? 749 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,230 - How are you? - Would you like to join in 750 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:00,026 with the bubbly water? - I think so. Yes. Thank you. 751 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:01,366 - I'm gonna have a Bloody Mary or a... 752 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,300 - Bloody Mary's great here. - Ooh. 753 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:05,273 Baby, your hands look so nice. - What? 754 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,200 Thank you. - Baby hands. 755 00:29:07,233 --> 00:29:09,073 - I like when--yeah. - Do you shave them? 756 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,770 - Yeah. I always shave them. - You shave your hands? 757 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,270 - You shave your hands? - I shave my arms and my hands. 758 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:17,400 - Why would you do that? - Why wouldn't I do that? 759 00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,273 - How are you feeling, Lisa? 760 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,530 - I've managed to compartmentalize it, 761 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:24,397 put it down to just a horrible time in my life, 762 00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:29,303 and moving on. I can't ever bring him back. I can't... 763 00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:34,997 - The death of Lisa's brother, even if she says 764 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:37,273 that she's strong or she's coping, 765 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,430 I know that it's affected her. You can see it. It's physical. 766 00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:43,727 - Hey, listen. I just want to clear this dog thing, 767 00:29:43,767 --> 00:29:45,997 and then I want it to go away. - Okay. 768 00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:49,273 - Okay. I know that you had no mal-intent or bad intention. 769 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:51,200 I know that. - I think it's a very weird 770 00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:54,403 concept to say, "I know you didn't mean"--of course 771 00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:56,233 we didn't bloody mean it. - I know that. 772 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:57,426 - I mean... - No, but also... 773 00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:59,267 - And that's why I've defended you. 774 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,300 - Lisa, I spoke to you the day after. 775 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,203 I told you all about the woman. 776 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:06,533 - You said a woman that had come to the house wanted her. 777 00:30:06,567 --> 00:30:10,297 - I spoke to Lisa the day after Lucy had left. 778 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:13,433 We found this wonderful woman and this wonderful home, 779 00:30:13,467 --> 00:30:17,167 and I did it with the absolute best of intentions. 780 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,270 - It's a mistake that could have been made by anybody. 781 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:22,300 - Actually, PK, it's not, because that's what we do. 782 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:26,003 We make very, very stringent rules and regulations 783 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,003 so that that mistake can't be made. 784 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:30,433 That's why we put in the $5,000 penalty so that nobody... 785 00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,367 - I understand, but it was made by your best friend. 786 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,000 - No, no. No, let me make--I know-- 787 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,533 - But wait. So, it can be made. 788 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,327 - Yeah, but it shouldn't be made. 789 00:30:37,367 --> 00:30:39,467 - Obviously I signed the contract. 790 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:44,230 Did I look at the contract with a fine-toothed comb? No. 791 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:46,426 - They're all very passionate, and John Sessa, he-- 792 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,327 - 'Cause it's not good for us either... 793 00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:50,027 - He hand-reared that dog. - A shelter calling us saying, 794 00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:52,196 "We've got a Vanderpump dog down here." 795 00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:53,773 So he lost his mind. 796 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,070 - The thing is, I'm pissed, and everyone here is pissed, 797 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:59,570 and I've been dealing with this now for a week. 798 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,000 - It got heated at the center... 799 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:03,473 - Okay, but-- - And I want you to know that, 800 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,570 and I want you to know that I tried to shut it down, 801 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,470 and I want you to know that people are talking about it. 802 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,300 - I'd just like to know 803 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,073 whom you've discussed it with and what was said. 804 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,400 - Well, John Blizzard spoke to Teddi. 805 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,370 He is very, very friendly and close with Teddi, 806 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,100 so they speak regularly. 807 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,373 - Lisa had already sent me a text message 808 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,170 telling me that Teddi was aware about the dog situation. 809 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,570 - Oh, baby. 810 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,330 - That's her? - Yeah. Yeah. 811 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:40,367 - Now, she's telling me that Teddi's talking about it. 812 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,430 I don't want my private matter being brought up 813 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:48,067 and discussed with anyone, especially with Teddi. 814 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,330 - Should have brought the dog back to Vanderpump. 815 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,097 - That's it. Thank you. - No. 816 00:31:51,133 --> 00:31:52,403 - It's very, very... - That makes it go away. 817 00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:54,103 Let's forget it now, shall we? 818 00:31:54,133 --> 00:31:55,403 - Let's move on. Are you gonna order some food? 819 00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:57,373 - Oh, Lordy. That was so stressful, 820 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,400 and I've lost my appetite. 821 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:01,503 - Lisa and I have had a few conversations, 822 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:04,103 and she always made it seem like we're fine. 823 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:07,333 I'm a little surprised that she has a different tone now. 824 00:32:10,433 --> 00:32:17,433 ♪ ♪ 825 00:32:21,367 --> 00:32:25,197 - This is insane. - Thanks. 826 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:27,633 - Faye, can you believe this? - Oh, it's like everything 827 00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:29,467 I love in life. - It's really beautiful. 828 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,270 Thank you. - Seriously. 829 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:33,030 - Oh, my God. I love it. 830 00:32:33,066 --> 00:32:35,396 When we were burglarized, the biggest problem for me 831 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:39,073 was that we had not had any celebrations in this home yet. 832 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,430 - I don't know where to begin with this. I really don't. 833 00:32:40,467 --> 00:32:43,097 - It's so good. - I've been eating it all. 834 00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:45,233 - So now, to have barbecues and friends over, 835 00:32:45,266 --> 00:32:47,626 it's what's finally making it feel like it's our home 836 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,127 and not just a house. 837 00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,626 ♪ ♪ 838 00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,197 Who is this coming in? 839 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,673 - You don't remember this place? 840 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,270 - We were just here. - We were here two weeks ago. 841 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:59,300 both: Hi! - How's it going? 842 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:00,703 You look stunning. - Hi. 843 00:33:00,734 --> 00:33:02,404 all: Hi. - So good to see you again. 844 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:03,573 - Is that [inaudible]? 845 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,600 - How are you? - Beautiful. 846 00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:06,503 Amazing. Both of you guys. 847 00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:08,273 - How's it going? You just whipped this all together? 848 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,470 - I just whipped it all together. You know me. 849 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,430 There's shaved ice outside. 850 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:23,467 - Cruz, you want a snow cone? - Ooh. 851 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,600 There you go. You're wild. 852 00:33:25,633 --> 00:33:29,433 Can you sit with Cruz for a sec, babe? 853 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:30,727 - I need to sit down for two minutes. 854 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,467 - Okay. 855 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,370 - I've been going nonstop. - Oh-- [laughs] 856 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,330 - I feel--what happened? - I just-- 857 00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:39,627 - The chair's not for short people, Teddi. 858 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,727 all: Hi! 859 00:33:41,767 --> 00:33:43,597 - How are you? - Hey! 860 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:45,333 - Great. - Oh, my God, 861 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:47,367 you look gorgeous. - Thank you. 862 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,170 - Hey. - Hi. 863 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,200 - Long time, no see, girl. - I know. How are you? 864 00:33:51,233 --> 00:33:54,233 - So good to see you. - This is beautiful. 865 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,626 - Isn't this pretty? - What is this? 866 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,327 This looks interesting. 867 00:33:58,367 --> 00:34:01,127 - Hi! - Oh, my God, sexy mama. 868 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:04,326 How are you? - Hi! You look cute. 869 00:34:04,367 --> 00:34:06,627 - How are you? Good to see you. How are you? 870 00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:08,267 - Hi. - Yes, I do. 871 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,400 - Nice to see you. - I haven't seen you 872 00:34:09,433 --> 00:34:11,333 in a while. - I know. 873 00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:14,397 - 11 years ago, I was part of this "Hollywood moms group." 874 00:34:14,433 --> 00:34:16,233 It was Lisa Rinna, 875 00:34:16,266 --> 00:34:17,626 Denise Richards, Ali Landry, 876 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:19,527 myself, Alison Sweeney... 877 00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:21,497 Hi. How are you? - Sami. 878 00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:23,133 - I'm good. - Nice to see you. 879 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:24,566 - Yeah. You too. And Lola. 880 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,500 And we would get together now and then, 881 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:28,433 and everyone would bring a potluck 882 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,367 or whatever their favorite dessert was, 883 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,730 and that's how I got to know Denise originally. 884 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:35,367 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 885 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,370 - Beautiful place. - I've known Charlie Sheen 886 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,370 since I was, like, 13 or 14 years old, 887 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,470 and he happened to be the best friend of my ex-boyfriend, 888 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,270 C. Thomas Howell. Let's just say that I didn't love 889 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,530 when my ex-boyfriend was hanging out with Charlie. 890 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,367 You never knew what was gonna happen... 891 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,167 Or what they could bring home. 892 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,370 ♪ ♪ 893 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,730 - We need to first say hi to Kyle, okay? 894 00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:01,367 But it won't be too loud. And look. Look, here's Cruz. 895 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,170 - It's your friend Jagger! - Look, it's Cruz. 896 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,700 Do you remember, Cruz came over? 897 00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:07,534 - He was wondering if there was any boys gonna be here. 898 00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:09,167 - Hello. - Oh, I'm so glad. 899 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,770 - Look at you. How are you? - Hi. 900 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,530 - In the past, I have definitely been 901 00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:16,627 a target of attacks from Teddi. 902 00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:19,427 - 'Cause you get confused by what she's even saying, 903 00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:22,527 because you don't even remember your point. 904 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:24,497 - It's in the back of my mind 905 00:35:24,533 --> 00:35:27,203 that Teddi knows about the dog situation. 906 00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:29,573 How is she gonna torture me about this? 907 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,430 - They're the same size now. 908 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,533 - So pretty. Thanks. 909 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:38,027 ♪ ♪ 910 00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:39,726 - Hey. - Nice to see you. 911 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:42,427 You look stunning. - Thank you very much. 912 00:35:42,467 --> 00:35:44,527 - Hi! - I got to tell you something. 913 00:35:44,567 --> 00:35:46,697 Your house, when I pulled in, is so beautiful. 914 00:35:46,734 --> 00:35:48,434 - Thank you. - Yeah, it looks beautiful. 915 00:35:48,467 --> 00:35:50,227 - It's coming together, right? - It looks great. 916 00:35:50,266 --> 00:35:51,666 - It's so different than when you guys saw it. 917 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,300 This is the living room, which is still the furniture 918 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:57,273 from the last house. This is all original from 1892. 919 00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,270 - Wow. - So pretty. 920 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,570 - Thank you. - Hey, Mama. How are you? 921 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,030 It's good to see you. 922 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:05,726 - [laughing] 923 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:08,367 - He likes me. - He likes you. 924 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,770 But you can look at him and say, "I like you too." 925 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,370 - I like you too. 926 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,630 - But why are you making a weirdo face? 927 00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:17,597 - He always makes a silly face, 'cause he's a silly boy. 928 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,773 - This is what my face looks like. 929 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,430 I already have this face. 930 00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:22,697 - There's no sugar coating anything. 931 00:36:22,734 --> 00:36:24,434 - Nope. Uh-uh. - They give it to you 932 00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:25,597 just like that, Teddi. It's really weird. 933 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,073 Teddi's not mentioning anything 934 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,070 about the Lucy situation. 935 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,770 - I'm not gonna get into, like, a whole "Ring Around the Rosie" 936 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,230 with Dorit again, especially with my kids there. 937 00:36:34,266 --> 00:36:36,326 - This is what we do in Beverly Hills. 938 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:39,397 We just put things behind us, put a smile on our face... 939 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:40,633 [laughter] 940 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:43,327 And pretend we're having a good time. 941 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,467 - Slate, I feel like you've gotten so big. 942 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,370 - Yeah, she's like a... - She's like a little girl. 943 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,630 - Little grown-up now. 944 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,327 She likes to do her whole looks every day. 945 00:36:50,367 --> 00:36:51,767 - Well, you know I love that. - Oh, yeah. 946 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,070 - You know I totally dig that. 947 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,300 - We're late. 948 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:58,273 - I hope they saved us some food. 949 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,500 - Hi. - How are you doing? 950 00:37:00,533 --> 00:37:04,273 - Yeah, okay. Okay. Better. 951 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,470 - Good. 952 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,770 - I don't want to talk about it. 953 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,500 - Okay. Got it. Got it. 954 00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:10,403 Grief is a real tricky thing, 955 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:12,603 and Vanderpump keeps a stiff upper lip, 956 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,003 'cause I don't ever think she wants to touch that deep pain 957 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,273 and really feel her true, true feelings. 958 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,570 You know Denise. Did you say hi to Denise? 959 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,430 - Yeah, I met her at your house a long time ago. 960 00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:22,727 - Yeah, remember when... - Yeah. 961 00:37:22,767 --> 00:37:24,527 - Both you and Charlie's cars were stolen? 962 00:37:24,567 --> 00:37:26,297 - Weren't you married to Charlie Sheen? 963 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:27,733 - I was. - Okay. 964 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,527 Oh, so the only thing I have in common with him 965 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,767 is our car was thrown off the cliff. 966 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,530 - Your car went off the cliff. 967 00:37:32,567 --> 00:37:33,767 - And with my dry cleaning in the trunk as well, 968 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,700 which I never got back. 969 00:37:35,734 --> 00:37:37,434 - Hello. How are you? 970 00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:39,297 - There's room for two of us under here. 971 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:41,433 Look at this. Hey, let me in under here. 972 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,767 - Goggles? - I d... [sighs] 973 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,700 I didn't take two goggles. I'm sorry. 974 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:50,774 - You look great, Dorit. You look so good. 975 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,500 Which style is this? - Thank you. 976 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:54,703 - Isn't that the... - This is the Caroline. 977 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,704 Thank you, honey. - Darling. Hi, darling. 978 00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:59,034 - Thank you. Thank you. 979 00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:00,566 - I'm feeling this sort of, 980 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,430 like, weird guilt, 981 00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,427 like we all have had this conversation about Dorit 982 00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:07,027 and Vanderpump Dogs. 983 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:09,566 - It was not handled properly. 984 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,370 - But I think no one's saying anything 985 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,570 because it could put Dorit in a very bad situation. 986 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,570 Not caring for an animal, 987 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,100 you get a reputation like that, you're screwed. 988 00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:26,303 ♪ ♪ 989 00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:31,726 - Guys, please go get hamburgers, hot dogs, 990 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:35,167 veggie burgers, fries, salad, pasta salad, please. 991 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,200 - Can I get a fresh burger with cheese, please? 992 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,073 And maybe a hot dog too? 993 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,370 - Ooh. Wow. That's impressive. - I do that at a barbecue. 994 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,070 You don't know that about me. 995 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,100 - How old are yours? - 14, 13, and 7. 996 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,673 My youngest, I adopted. 997 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,470 - I adopted my son as well. 998 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,500 She obviously knows she's adopted, I assume. 999 00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,173 - I think she thinks Charlie's her dad, 1000 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,400 because she hears that girls say "Dad," and so... 1001 00:38:57,433 --> 00:38:59,073 - Well, could he be? Sorry. 1002 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:02,200 - No, it's fine. It's not his kid. 1003 00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:04,573 Though she does look kind of like him. 1004 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,000 - Usually I like my dogs kosher, but whatever. 1005 00:39:08,033 --> 00:39:09,673 - Once, twice a year, a good hot dog... 1006 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,670 - Mm-hmm. That's how I feel. Once, twice a year. 1007 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:15,030 - Mm. And the burger's good too. 1008 00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:17,166 - Oh. - This is gorgeous. 1009 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,100 Like I'm in the South or I'm back in... 1010 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,703 - So go on, then. Tell me. - Yes. 1011 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,434 - Are you excited to get married? 1012 00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:23,627 - Yes, I am. Very excited to get married. 1013 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:25,467 - Are you? - What do you think? 1014 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,230 - Oh! - Congratulations! 1015 00:39:27,266 --> 00:39:28,696 [all talking at once] - Thank you. 1016 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:31,104 - When did that happen? - Last night. 1017 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:35,003 - I'm so happy for you. - It's been eight years. 1018 00:39:35,033 --> 00:39:36,633 - Yeah, you should have got married at least a couple 1019 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:38,667 of times in between then. I mean, it's Hollywood, 1020 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,470 for God's sake. What's taken you so long? 1021 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:42,500 - I can't pay for the legal fees. It's too much. 1022 00:39:42,533 --> 00:39:45,203 - If you want, why don't you invite Jagger to your birthday? 1023 00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:47,673 - Can I come? - You can take a page. 1024 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,430 We could throw something from our kids. 1025 00:39:49,467 --> 00:39:50,997 - We'll just--we'll just follow along with these two. 1026 00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:52,773 - Honestly. - Get my phone right now. 1027 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,770 - I'll get your phone. I'll text Dorit. 1028 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,530 She'll know all the info. 1029 00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:59,267 The past with Dorit has not been good. 1030 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,630 - I'm not in one of your accountability... 1031 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,497 - Whoo! - Membership. 1032 00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:05,203 - We went there. We went there. - So just take it down 1033 00:40:05,233 --> 00:40:08,003 15 notches. - But these two, 1034 00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:09,773 they don't care about it, 1035 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,270 and they want to spend time together, 1036 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,570 and--figure it out, moms. 1037 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,300 - Can I post this video of Ken taking a nap 1038 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:19,103 on my Instagram story? - [cackles] 1039 00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:20,673 Lisa doesn't follow you. It's fine. 1040 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,730 - She's not gonna know. - She doesn't follow you. 1041 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,167 - I'm gonna do it. Should I? 1042 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,100 - She doesn't follow you either, Teddi. 1043 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:29,033 - She doesn't. Neither does Dorit. 1044 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,566 [laughter] She used to. 1045 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,030 - No. But there's potential for me re-following you. 1046 00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:37,466 - Wait. Hold on. You followed her, 1047 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,730 and then you unfollowed her? - Yeah. 1048 00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:40,267 - Yes. - [laughs] 1049 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:41,700 - Once Teddi and I are fine, 1050 00:40:41,734 --> 00:40:44,204 I'm sure I'll follow her again. 1051 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,533 - [laughs] - Oh, yeah. 1052 00:40:46,567 --> 00:40:48,667 - How are you doing, Denise? - Oh, I'm good. 1053 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,030 I don't know where my other kid went, though. 1054 00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:52,526 - It's not like they can go anywhere. 1055 00:40:52,567 --> 00:40:54,567 Seriously, those gates... - Oh, no. She's 13. 1056 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,130 She'll be fine. - They're big. 1057 00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,596 They're big girls. - That's not my other one. 1058 00:40:57,633 --> 00:40:59,073 - They're the age you should be worried about. 1059 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,730 - No, I was much worse. - So was I. 1060 00:41:00,767 --> 00:41:02,227 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 1061 00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:04,026 - Well, it was different. - It is different. 1062 00:41:04,066 --> 00:41:05,726 - It was a different time. Like, I remember... 1063 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:07,227 like, Boone's Farm was our thing. 1064 00:41:07,266 --> 00:41:08,696 - What's that? - Wine. Boone's Farm wine. 1065 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,674 - Wine. It's two-buck wine. 1066 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,300 - It's kind of like wine coolers. 1067 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,073 Changed her life. 1068 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,600 - Winning. 1069 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,573 - No, don't say "winning." - Wink. 1070 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,300 - Oh, sh--. - Don't say "winning," babe. 1071 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:24,173 - Charlie was very vocal in the press, 1072 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,070 and then he would say "#winning," 1073 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,730 and he was drinking tiger's blood, or he had tiger's blood. 1074 00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:31,627 - Don't say "winning." - No, it really was 100% 1075 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,227 an accident. - Honestly, it's fine. 1076 00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:36,496 You can say it. - That was such a good moment. 1077 00:41:36,533 --> 00:41:38,733 Oh, my God, you guys. That was so good. 1078 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,070 - It's okay. - I'm not an asshole. 1079 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,170 - No. I don't think you're an asshole. 1080 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,300 - Who knew saying the word "winning" 1081 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,303 would make me look like a loser? Thanks, Charlie. 1082 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:50,533 - I think I have to go home and see what Rocky's... 1083 00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:52,127 - Me too. - I left Rocky 1084 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,296 in the kitchen... - Oh, me too. 1085 00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:54,733 - By herself. - In the kitchen? 1086 00:41:54,767 --> 00:41:56,527 - I need to check on Rocky with you. 1087 00:41:56,567 --> 00:41:58,167 - I need to go. - I got to check on 1088 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,570 my one-year-old Rottweiler. - You can come too. 1089 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,200 - Oh, my God. He's peeing in the pool. 1090 00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:02,773 I love it. - No, Cruz. 1091 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,230 - Keep going! - No. No. 1092 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:06,166 No. No. - What? Erika! 1093 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,770 [all shouting at once] 1094 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,270 - That is so cute. - Oh, my God. 1095 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:11,770 [all talking at once] 1096 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,330 - He needed to release. - See you later. 1097 00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,067 Good to see you. - All right. Okay. 1098 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,270 - This hat is so-- - I know. 1099 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,670 - I feel like it's, like, offensive. 1100 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,130 [smooches] Good to see you. - All right. Bye-bye. 1101 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:23,026 - God bless you. - Good-bye. [laughs] 1102 00:42:23,066 --> 00:42:24,596 - Are you leaving now? - It's good to see you, though. 1103 00:42:24,633 --> 00:42:27,373 - You too. - Bye. 1104 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,200 - That's such a Hollywood kiss. - I can't get near you. 1105 00:42:30,233 --> 00:42:33,233 It's purely intentional. - Ugh. 1106 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:36,666 - This season on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." 1107 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,570 - Someone is hell-bent on getting 1108 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,300 this Dorit story out there. 1109 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:45,670 [cheering and screaming] 1110 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,300 ♪ ♪ 1111 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,773 - Whoo! 1112 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,070 - What you've done is so bitchin'. 1113 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:53,330 - [laughs] - Damn, Dorit. 1114 00:42:53,367 --> 00:42:55,997 - So no free lap dances? - Make it rain! 1115 00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:59,133 - No, you ----er. - Do not call my swan a ----er. 1116 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:01,026 [all cheering] 1117 00:43:01,066 --> 00:43:03,026 - Oh, whoo! 1118 00:43:03,066 --> 00:43:05,166 - A hot air balloon will be picking you up at noon. 1119 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,430 - It does really make you feel like you're in Europe. 1120 00:43:07,467 --> 00:43:09,227 - We are in Europe, Dorit. 1121 00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:11,166 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1122 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,670 - Whoo! - Oh, my, Denise Richards. 1123 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:15,770 - My visuals of you and Aaron having sex are, 1124 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,030 like, right up there with my favorite porn. 1125 00:43:19,066 --> 00:43:22,026 - It is my honor in declaring you husband and wife. 1126 00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:25,196 - Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. 1127 00:43:25,233 --> 00:43:28,433 - Hello, kitty cat. Cheers, bitch. 1128 00:43:28,467 --> 00:43:30,427 - You've been on this journey with me through 1129 00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:33,627 the highs and lows. 1130 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,267 - [sobbing] It's gone. I can't believe it's all gone. 1131 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,030 - I'm home now. 1132 00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:40,596 - That is a lie. - It's not a ----ing lie, Kim. 1133 00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:43,333 - It's so untrue, the truth is gonna come out. 1134 00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:47,667 - I kind of feel like the two of you are in cahoots. 1135 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:51,030 - Let's figure out who the mean girl really is. 1136 00:43:51,066 --> 00:43:53,166 - I love you. - How can you say you love me? 1137 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,670 - Well, I actually don't. 1138 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:58,730 - That's not friendship. That's bullsh--. 1139 00:43:58,767 --> 00:44:01,267 - I'm not gonna say what a ----ing bitch she was. 1140 00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,370 Ah. Just said it. 1141 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,130 - To learn more about the housewives, 1142 00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:07,026 go to bravotv.com. 82504

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