Original subtitles

- No, no, no, no, no.

Who says that? Say it. - Everybody.

- This is a big shock to me. - It's so blatant.

- I've done nothing wrong.

Kyle, I swear on my children's life...

- If I did something wrong,

that doesn't mean you wouldn't love me.

- I am not going to say "Yes, I did something"

if I didn't do it. Whatever.

- I didn't come here to fight. - You came here

to tell me I am a liar.

- You're not her friend. - I just want her to be honest.

- She would never say that about you.

- No, with you too. - Maybe you care more

about your image than your friendships.

- You are not her friend. - Ken, stop it.

- Yes, I ----ing am.

- Good-bye, Kyle.

- Get the (BLEEP) out of my house.

[voice breaking] I swear to you, I'm done with her.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What's up, chicky-boom-booms? Ooh, are you making

some breakfast? - Don't get too excited.

Nothing extravagant.

Are you guys gonna be around on the weekend

when I'm having friends over? - Yeah. I can grace you

with my presence. - You're so generous.

I love how thoughtful you are. - I know.

- Time to get up.

♪ ♪

Amelia!

Amelia. Time for yoga!

[hip-hop beats]

♪ ♪

- You're such a good boy, aren't you?

Yes. You're my friend, aren't you?

[text message swooshes]

It's Kyle. Saturday, pool party

around 1:00 p.m.

You want to go to Kyle's pool party?

♪ ♪

- Whoo! Oh, my goodness.

- [imitates explosions] Oh!

- Whoo! - [indistinct]

- Oh! - Wait. Forgot something.

- Auntie Kyle is having a pool party.

- No. We have to go on the rocket ship ride.

- Oh. Okay. Seatbelt on.

[both imitating whooshing]

Whoa! - [imitating turbulence]

- Whoa! - Oh, my goodness!

♪ ♪

[phone chimes]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- Hey. Are you eating your oatmeal, or just grapes?

- Just grapes. - Just grapes?

Can you eat oatmeal too?

- No. - What if I feed you

like you're a little baby?

Ready?

Okay, I guess I'll just eat it.

- Eat it. - No!

We recently moved into a new house

five houses away from our old house

because my husband has been stalking it

for years because of the view.

We live right down the street. We just walked over...

- Wow. - Because he's been obsessing

over this house for a while.

And, well, it went on the market,

so guess who had to buy it.

Cruz.

- Hi, baby. - How was Barry's?

- Our Sunday workout, hiking, and then doing

this back-to-back killed me. - Yeah.

- Hi, mama. - Don't leave your sweaty towel

right here. - Sorry.

- Ew. - Hi, mama. [smooches]

- It's a modern home, 4,500 square feet,

five beds, 5 1/2 baths.

I'm kind of in love with it.

So kiddos have camp.

It's Tuesday, so everything's crazy for me,

because all the clients' photos come in.

The past year has been amazing business-wise.

I have over 30 coaches, over 500 clients--

It's crazy. I can't grow fast enough.

- Look at this cute shirt. - Hold up. She took my shirt.

I'm like, "How does my shirt fit you?"

It's a total learning curve for me,

managing my own business while being a mother and a wife.

- This is a mess.

- I got to just remind myself, "Balance."

That's your clothes. - I know.

- [laughs] You're like, "Who made this mess?

Oh. Me." - Me.

♪ ♪

- Got my long sleeves all ready. [laughs]

- This is a good idea.

How did you guys find out about this?

- It's, like, a thing.

- Hi. - Hi. Say hi.

- Hi. - Oh, I want her.

- Hello. Hello, my gorgeous.

Every moment that I get to spend with the girls

is that much more important right now

because they are traveling so much.

Look at your skin. It looks glowing.

- Look at how bad mine is. I usually have glowing skin.

- Delilah was just on "Marie Claire Malaysia,"

the beauty issue,

and Amelia just came out

in her second Hudson Jeans campaign.

I mean, amazing.

- Welcome to goat yoga. Let's take a deep inhale.

Sweep your arms up. Join the palm, and then exhale.

Bring your hands to heart center.

[laughs] Just--

just remember to honor your body during this class.

If you want to add a few chaturangas in or vinyasas,

then do so, and then let's start on all fours.

Good. And then we're gonna do a few cat-cows.

Drop the navel, lift the gaze for your cow.

- It is like one of the funniest, weird

LA, like, things I've ever done.

And I've done a lot of weird things.

- Take a deep inhale through your nose.

[goat grunts] - [laughs]

- Fill yourself up and exhale.

- Oh, no, no! [laughs]

- And [inaudible] the spine.

[laughter]

- One more time. Inhale, re-extend,

lift your head towards the-- - [screams]

- [laughs] - Oh! Are you all right?

- One down.

- Two down? You can lie on the mat

and play with the goats.

- She's fearless. Look at her.

Bam!

So are you gonna go back to New York?

- I'm probably gonna move back here, so I'm just gonna go

and, like, meet some modeling people out there.

- Last year, Delilah went to New York.

So how does it feel so far,

just for this first week in your apartment?

- I don't know. I just get scared.

- But she came to realize that it was lonely.

Am I thrilled that she wants to move back?

Abso----ing-lutely.

- I want to get an apartment somewhere, but, like...

- You don't have to rush.

- No offense. I enjoy seeing you guys,

but I don't know if I want to live with you.

- I don't blame you. - Because I don't get

as much freedom. - I don't blame you.

- But I'll probably stay

at home for a little bit. - Okay.

Harry and I are so proud of Delilah,

because at 11 years old,

Delilah couldn't even leave the house

because of her extreme anxiety.

She said to me,

"I'm not getting on the bus

to go to school." - My gosh.

- So considering that she moved

across country for a year, this is a huge win for her.

I think it's a good idea that I'm taking a step back.

- It is, and it makes me feel more, like,

in charge and responsible.

- And that's what I want to happen for you now too.

That's why I didn't come to your shoot

in New York, only for a second.

- It's just uncomfortable, 'cause

nobody else's parents go. - There you go.

- Do you know what I mean?

- I think it's surreal watching the girls grow up,

'cause it goes by like that.

- It's so comfy. - Oh, I'm gonna cry.

- Whee. - Oh, let me do a video.

And all of a sudden,

they don't need me as much as I would like.

I'm proud of you both, how you move through the world

and how nice you are to everybody

and how professional you are.

- You're making me uncomfortable.

These types of encounters make me uncomfortable.

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- When you're only two siblings,

and you've never known anybody else,

and then suddenly they're gone...

It's been very difficult.

[sunny music]

♪ ♪

- Good little ponies. Come on.

You're a good little pony--no.

No. Diamonds, be a good little pony.

Don't you be putting your butt in my face. No.

♪ ♪

- Here we are. That's yours. - Thank you.

Oh, no, boys. You're not having biscuits.

- Come on.

He's a bit better today, isn't he?

But his nose is still running. - He's still got a cold.

He worries me so much, though.

- He's got a bad heart, baby.

- Giggy has had these fainting fits.

He had to be in an incubator,

and he had to have heart monitors,

and it's basically his heart's slowing down,

so we have to give him CPR,

massage his heart to bring him back.

- Couldn't imagine losing him

just after you lost your brother.

- You know, when you're only two siblings

and you've never known anybody else,

and then suddenly, they're gone...

It's been three months

since the passing of my brother.

It's still so fresh.

You know, so many people, you see it lately,

have taken their lives.

There's a lot of people that say

taking your life is selfish. I've never felt that.

But I know my brother well enough to know

that my brother didn't mean to do this.

It was a cry for help that went horribly wrong.

I took the photograph off my desk,

because I felt...

just to see it every day,

it just kind of put me in a...

- I know.

[stirring music]

♪ ♪

Remember, he's the one who introduced us as well.

- My brother was kind of my partner in crime growing up,

but we did used to torture each other all the time.

[sighs]

Well, whatever happens,

you know, it was just the two of us.

- You seem a bit better today.

- I think work's good distraction, really, isn't it?

- It's the best distraction there is, really.

- I decided that, two days after the funeral,

I had to get back to work, 'cause I hadn't been

in our business.

It's just every time somebody brings it up,

then I feel more emotional. I'm kind of pretty good now

if I don't talk about it.

I'm a strong woman. I can cope.

But I was never prepared for this,

and it's been very difficult.

Very difficult.

- You grieved properly for a month,

and then you come out and carry on with life, you know?

Even if you're unhappy.

You can't grieve for the rest of your life, can you, really?

- I think you'll always grieve for the rest of your life.

♪ ♪

[pumping dance music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

- Is it locked? Hello.

- I'm rung it 'cause the last time I came,

the dogs just sprinted out. - I know. They're always do.

Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- Are you sore? - I am so sore from yesterday.

What is wrong with me?

- Maybe it had something to do with trying to show off

in front of Justin Bieber-- just, you know.

- Well, I did a little bit.

- We're at a boxing class fangirling over Justin Bieber.

Then I see Kyle. Like, she's like this.

- Like, I could have gone like this and touched him,

but I didn't, 'cause I'm mature.

I'm still having issues with my eye.

My one eye is bigger than the other.

It's, like, tickling on this side.

- That means it's probably going through.

- How can I walk around like this?

- No, it doesn't look that bad right now.

It looks better than yesterday.

- I suffer from generalized anxiety disorder.

It would be your thyroid, it could be...

- Now, now...

- Botox, it could be a brain tumor.

My two parents passed away from cancer,

so when something goes wrong,

I automatically imagine the worst.

People are saying, "You need to go to the doctor,"

which I don't like when people say that to me.

Welcome to being me.

You haven't been here for a while.

- I know, 'cause all we ever do is work out.

- Want me to show you around really fast?

- Yeah. - This room is the library,

office, blah, blah, blah.

My relationship with Teddi has just grown.

We have so much in common,

and it's just a very easy friendship.

This is obviously the living room.

I just love Teddi.

We have no rugs yet and no drapes. So...

- The bar wasn't ever here last time I was here.

- No, the bar we just built.

Oh, that is gonna be so gorgeous.

- I think it's so hip.

- Are you nervous at all with the security stuff,

or are you fine now? - Well, now, I mean,

your husband's company, like, totally has us dialed in.

We've got all of the cameras working,

all the alarms working. I have security here.

There was a point where I thought I didn't want

to stay in the house after we were burglarized.

It really rocked my world,

you know, having things taken from me.

- Do you think you'll stay in the new house?

- I don't know. So now I have all the alarms,

all the security, all the dogs, and nothing to take.

They got almost every single handbag.

I'm talking ones that my mom had left me that she'd saved,

jewelry that I'd had since I was a little girl--everything

except what I had on my body. - [gasps]

- I can't replace those things

that were very sentimental to me.

And then there's a mountain lion on the property.

- [laughing] What? - I'm not lying.

- You didn't tell me that. - Yes.

And you should have seen me getting out of my car

and going into my house.

My husband was like, "What are you doing?"

I'm like, "Running for my life."

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

- [laughs]

Hey. You look adorable. - Thank you.

- How are you? Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you. - Get in out of the heat.

I got us some champagne.

- Wow. One of those kind of days?

- You were coming over, so I couldn't...

- I know. You just thought, "Well, might as well

break out the champagne." - Yeah.

I've had a little bit more interest

in having people over lately,

and it's nice to not have to travel across town.

Make them come to me.

How's PK? - PK is wonderful.

He's very busy. George is on tour.

He's doing so well, thank God. - How's the show? Here.

- Beyond. This glass of champagne

is actually looking quite good right now.

- Oh, my God. Here. Here's to you.

- Oh, it's good to see you. - Nice to see you, sweetie.

Really nice to see you. Mmm.

- I had a really, really sh---y few days.

We had something happen

that sort of tipped my world upside down.

We were away, and we discovered that we had been robbed.

All of my handbags, all of my jewelry. Every single thing.

- Wow. You know, we've been hit five times.

I mean, I know what that's like,

to come home and just, "Sh-- is gone."

- Oh. They got everything.

But there was one thing that was left,

which was this--funny enough--this horrible necklace

that my husband bought me for Valentine's Day.

- They had the nerve to leave it?

- That is--that is-- - That is funny.

- Isn't that funny?

I don't know what to do with this, PK.

It's...it's all wrong.

Oh, my gosh, I couldn't cope. I said to my husband,

"I need to go somewhere and collect myself."

- What did you do? - I went to Utah.

I climbed a mountain.

- Oh. - Me, Erika.

I climbed a mountain.

I wouldn't classify myself as an athlete.

There were moments where I didn't know if I could do it,

but I knew,

"You've got two little kids at home waiting for you,

"and they need Mommy to come home.

You better push yourself. You can do this."

It was this mental breakthrough

I had where it was like this strength started to come back.

The switch had been flipped,

and gas went back into the tank.

- Sure. - I've always been somewhat

religious and spiritual,

but this experience in Utah was by far

the biggest spiritual awakening

that I've had to date.

- Do you want anything? Are you hungry?

- This looks like the most decadent food

you could have possibly put out.

- It's kind of--yeah. Whatever you want, sweetheart.

- This looks yummy. - Have a bite.

- I've got these two little ones,

and all I kept thinking was... - "What if?"

- Thank God. - Phoenix is so cute.

- Phoenix is so cute.

She's so precocious.

She's got hands on her hips. She's got "no."

She's got this little bit of a...

- Does she have a purse?

- She's got more purses than Mommy right now.

[laughter]

- 'Cause somebody stole your sh--.

- Coming up...

- I wanted you to come that night.

- Lisa, you're so full of sh-- right now.

I'm not gonna ----ing do this with you again. I'm really not.

- Oh, no. - Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Can you go first, my love?

- Hello. - Hi. Hi, guys.

all: Hi. - How are you?

- Oh! - I know, right? Hi, love.

- So cute. Who's this little baby?

- We just got him in yesterday.

- You want to hand sanitize and hold?

- Yep. Slate is obsessed with dogs,

so once a week, we go into Vanderpump Dogs.

It's the perfect way for Slate

to be around puppies, yet we don't have to commit yet.

- So what's going on with this event?

- Oh, my gosh. Well, the last one was--

like, so much happened with it...

- It was--yeah, and it was so good.

- I do a lot of charity rides,

where I'll go to different studios, different gyms,

and I will host a ride,

and the proceeds will go to charity,

and as I get closer with Lisa Vanderpump,

it only makes sense that I do one for Vanderpump Dogs.

♪ ♪

- He looks like a Chippy to me. Chippy!

- Ooh, I like Chippy. - Chippy.

- Hi. all: Hi.

- Oh, my God. - Hi.

- I'm already getting excited. - Right?

- Whose Porsche is that? Is somebody copying me?

- I'm not copying you. Mine's red.

[laughter]

Lisa Vanderpump, she cannot trademark a car.

There's not a copyright, okay?

- Look at this one! - Oh, my gosh.

- That one looks like... - Oh!

- Oh, my gosh.

You still love Brownie?

- Bring her here. Oh, baby. - That's her?

- Yeah. Yeah. You don't recognize this one?

- Stop. - Is that a--

- What? - What?

- No. - Okay.

- What? - Nothing. Nothing.

- What does that mean? - Anyway...

- Anyway... - Puppies.

- Something's strange here.

Why is everyone staring at me talking about this dog?

- Mommy, lookit. - I know.

You recognize that one?

- Mommy, I want to hold that one.

- This is Dorit's dog.

- Oh, she's getting him groomed?

- No. She's with us again.

- Oh, it didn't work out?

- I really don't want to talk about this now.

I'm, like, 1,000%, I'm not talking about this.

Dorit adopted Lucy from our foundation,

and then the puppy ended up in a shelter.

It's handled.

So then the shelter alerted us,

because we have microchips in all our dogs,

that they had one of our dogs down there.

I don't want to talk about this right now.

We got this beautiful,

adorable little puppy from Vanderpump Dogs.

She was not the right fit for the family.

After Lucy had bit the kids a few times,

and took a big bite out of PK's face...

- Oh. - PK was just...

- Yeah, "Maybe we should find Lucy another place."

- Yes, exactly. Well, here I am thinking

that she's going to this beautiful home.

I get a phone call from Lisa

that Lucy ended up in a shelter.

- Was Lisa mad at you? - Well, she wasn't mad at me.

I think that she was just concerned.

- A little shocked? - Yeah. A little--as I was.

- It was not handled properly. - Guys, it's not her fault.

- That's fine, but I'm--so--

- I don't want to talk about it.

Don't look at me like that. - The only part that I think

is strange... - I'm not saying anything.

I'm not saying anything about it.

- Is she should have just come to you first.

You're an understanding person.

She could have just come to you and said, "I can't do this."

- Maybe in her mind,

she believed it was going to a good home.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- The thing is, I'm pissed, and everyone here is pissed,

and I've been dealing with this now for a week.

- John, you work with us.

There is no way that she would have just given the dog away

to be dropped off at a shelter. I 1,000% stand by that.

Now I have anxiety.

- Let's go upstairs. - When he told me, he was like,

"Don't say anything to anyone." - You knew?

- I knew, because they told me, 'cause they were, like,

really upset about it, but they were like,

"Don't say anything to anyone," and I was like, "I won't."

I mean, I keep my word.

I've gotten to know John Blizzard throughout

the charity events that I've done for Vanderpump Dogs,

so it didn't surprise me when he called me to tell me

about the dog situation that happened with Dorit last week.

- Oh, little baby orphans. - Don't touch that.

- She is a biter. - This one's a biter?

- Yeah. - This is--so they come here

for seven days while we can observe them

if they're sick or have kennel cough.

- Oh. - I'm sorry.

I didn't even have time to talk to you.

We were so not ready to be open that night.

She came to my restaurant, and that's why I wish you'd come.

- To which one? - My new one

that I'm opening that you've never seen.

Cheers, everybody. - Cheers, everybody!

- Welcome to Tom Tom!

I wanted you to come that night.

- Lisa, you're so full of sh-- right now.

I really am not gonna do this with you.

- I wanted you to come that night.

- I'm not gonna do this with you. I'm really not, okay?

- Okay. - I'm not gonna do this

with you. I landed from a plane.

It was 4:00 in the morning for me.

I called, and you said, "It's not my party."

- It's not my party. - "I didn't invite everyone."

The "Daily Mail" hosted a party

at Lisa's new restaurant, Tom Tom.

She doesn't even care that I wasn't at that party.

It wasn't her party. She didn't even invite me.

- I didn't invite one person.

- But you can say-- do this with me...

- I didn't invite you. - And be a bitch to me

about it, which you... - I'm not being a bitch to you.

- Yeah, you were, in a text. But Dorit can drop off a dog,

and you're like, "She didn't mean it."

I'm not gonna ----ing do this with you again. I'm really not.

- Oh, no. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, no.

- Coming up... - Do you know

that he's licking my toes in that scene?

- No. - [yelps] Oh, my God.

- You can say--

- You can say-- do this with me...

- I didn't invite you. - And be a bitch to me

about it, which you-- - I'm not being a bitch to you.

- Yeah, you were, in text. But Dorit can drop off a dog,

and you're like, "She didn't mean it."

I'm not gonna ----ing do this with you again. I'm really not.

- Oh, no. - Oh, my God.

- In our history of our friendship,

Lisa likes to take the opportunity

to try to make me look bad sometimes when

I haven't even done anything.

We were late. - Yeah.

- But Dorit's in the clear. I mean, I'm just saying,

let's play even. - I don't favor Dorit over you

in any shape or form. - Yet I've sat there

and watched her with friends who have actually done things

to her that were really, really sh---y

and make excuses for them.

There was things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump

that should not have ----ing been said.

- I don't want her to be upset. - Leave me the (BLEEP) alone.

----ing unloyal. Leave me alone.

- I'm not unloyal. - Yeah, you are.

Leave me alone. Leave me alone. - No I'm not.

- Just leave me the (BLEEP) alone, Lisa.

But I'm one of your closest friends.

You just don't do that.

- I've been working at that restaurant for a year.

You've not been by once. - Yeah. It wasn't done yet.

You kept telling me-- - So come and see it.

- Oh, my God. Okay. - Well, don't walk away.

- Okay. No, I'm done. No. Not doing this.

- Come on. - Oh, my God.

Teddi, what's the point? Tell me the point

of doing that. - Here's the thing.

I know you're joking, but I know she takes it

super sensitive.

Lisa likes to jab at Kyle.

If it has anything to do with Kyle and I being close,

I don't really understand that.

As long as we all like each other,

what does it matter? - You're looking for sh--

to start at with me. I can already feel it.

- Kyle, I love you. - Well, then--

yeah, then ----ing act like it, okay?

- Okay. - I have been there for you

every single second, so please don't try

to make it seem like I haven't.

- I--no, no. I'm sorry. I love you.

- I think she's just taking it out on you a little bit.

- I know. It hurts my feelings when she does that,

'cause I'm a good ----ing friend to her, and I love you.

- I just want you to come by and see what I've been doing,

and I haven't been coping very well.

- I would love that. Okay.

I like checking out with Tom. - Why am I crying?

- I was away for three weeks. You were away.

- I haven't been away. - And I haven't

been feeling good. - Where have I been?

I'd been in London for the funeral for five days.

- No, I was away, and I have sh-- going on with me too.

- Sorry. - Let's get out of here.

- I'm sorry. I don't want to film.

I feel I've made such an idiot of myself down there now.

- Shut up. You're not making an idiot of yourself.

Stop.

- It's not like me to lose my sh--

and my sh-- is right down there by the door.

- But that's what happens when you hold everything in.

- I'm okay. I'm okay. - Sit down.

- Lisa's always been one to hide her emotions,

but after her brother passed,

Lisa's having just a lot of ups and downs right now,

where she's, like, laughing and having fun,

and then she's sad and she's down, which is understandable,

'cause she's gone through a lot lately.

I think that you feel a little depressed.

- I think you feel sad. - Which is understandable.

- I do feel depressed. - Yeah.

- I know. - I do. [sobs]

- I'm sorry.

- I'm such an idiot. - No. You're not an idiot.

Please stop being hard on yourself.

- Are my eyelashes still on? 'Cause that's

the most important thing. - Yes.

I don't know how they are. [laughter]

- [exhaling] Oh, God.

♪ ♪

- Oh, the flies were under there!

Oh, well. No one's gonna eat anyway.

Mm-hmm. [humming] Okay. We're set.

Hello! - Hello!

- Welcome. - Thank you.

- Good to see you.

Denise and I go back so many different lifetimes.

We've gone through the modeling together,

we went through acting together.

I then reconnected with Denise.

I'm guessing 28 to 30 years I've known you.

- That's crazy. - Isn't it?

I was thinking about that time

we came over--maybe it was, like, Easter...

- It was Easter. - Charlie showed up.

- I know. [both snicker]

- What do you want to drink? I made

a jalapeño cucumber margarita,

and then you can have straight up.

- I do straight up. - Okay. Let's do straight up.

- Thank you. - I think Denise will blend

in really well with the group,

'cause Denise is a seasoned old bitch just like I am.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

Hi, Dorit. - Hi, Lisa.

- Oh, my God. You look so cute! - Hi.

- It's Denise. - I'm Dorit.

- Hi. I'm a hugger. - Oh, me too.

- Come on in. - Thank you.

- Ooh, I like your shoes. - Thank you.

- Hello. - Hey.

- How are you? - Hi.

- You look cute. - Thank you. So do you.

- Hi, cutie. How are you?

- Oh, it's good to see you.

- Hi. I'm Denise. - I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.

- I'm a hugger though. - Oh, I like that. I love that.

- Sorry. - I love that.

- Nice to meet you. - I love hugs.

Nice to meet you too. - What can I get you

to drink, Erika? - What are you guys having?

I'm not drinking if you're not drinking.

- I have tequila. - Okay.

- Yeah, she has tequila. - [laughs]

- The thing is, I have margaritas...

- Well, sh--. Okay. - I know.

- Now you girls better eat something.

- How do you guys know each other?

- I remember seeing her card at Wilhelmina, and she was 16.

- Didn't we do "Melrose Place"? I did a few episodes...

- Oh. - Did you?

- I played Loni Anderson's daughter.

- I loved you in "Starship Troopers"...

- Oh, thank you. - But I loved you

as Dr. Christmas Jones. - Are you here for a reason,

or are you just hoping for a glimmer?

- I got really slammed in that movie,

'cause they didn't think I could be a...

- Nuclear scientist. Yeah, 'cause she was hot

and pretty, but she couldn't possibly have a brain.

- But I can play a Bond girl. - Yes.

- You wouldn't want me in a goddamn lab coat

and all that sh--. You know? It was like...

- No, I want you in a bikini. - Part of--right. Yes.

- Right. - Looking stunning.

But it is pretty--it's pretty major.

- Thank you. - I think it's ----ing

fabulous. - It was an amazing experience.

That's for sure. - How long were you

and Charlie married? - 4 1/2 years.

- A lot's happened since then. [laughter]

- You did something with him. - We did this movie

called "Good Advice." I'm in the first scene

with him, and do you know that he's licking my toes

in that scene? - No.

- Oh, my God!

- Okay. Listen, sweetie.

I got to run. My manicurist is giving me dirty looks.

I'll see you tonight.

- I tell you what, I'm coming back over here for cocktails.

- You have good booze sh--.

- I will--I could be-- - See?

[laughter]

You made the margarita really strong, Lisa.

- Coming up...

- I know that you had no mal-intent or bad intention.

I know that.

- Of course we didn't bloody mean it.

♪ ♪

- Hi, guys.

- Hi. - Hello. Hi, Kenny.

- PK. - How are you? You okay?

We're wearing the same color. You're definitely smart.

You're definitely beating me. No question.

- Hello. How are we doing today?

- How are you? - Would you like to join in

with the bubbly water? - I think so. Yes. Thank you.

- I'm gonna have a Bloody Mary or a...

- Bloody Mary's great here. - Ooh.

Baby, your hands look so nice. - What?

Thank you. - Baby hands.

- I like when--yeah. - Do you shave them?

- Yeah. I always shave them. - You shave your hands?

- You shave your hands? - I shave my arms and my hands.

- Why would you do that? - Why wouldn't I do that?

- How are you feeling, Lisa?

- I've managed to compartmentalize it,

put it down to just a horrible time in my life,

and moving on. I can't ever bring him back. I can't...

- The death of Lisa's brother, even if she says

that she's strong or she's coping,

I know that it's affected her. You can see it. It's physical.

- Hey, listen. I just want to clear this dog thing,

and then I want it to go away. - Okay.

- Okay. I know that you had no mal-intent or bad intention.

I know that. - I think it's a very weird

concept to say, "I know you didn't mean"--of course

we didn't bloody mean it. - I know that.

- I mean... - No, but also...

- And that's why I've defended you.

- Lisa, I spoke to you the day after.

I told you all about the woman.

- You said a woman that had come to the house wanted her.

- I spoke to Lisa the day after Lucy had left.

We found this wonderful woman and this wonderful home,

and I did it with the absolute best of intentions.

- It's a mistake that could have been made by anybody.

- Actually, PK, it's not, because that's what we do.

We make very, very stringent rules and regulations

so that that mistake can't be made.

That's why we put in the $5,000 penalty so that nobody...

- I understand, but it was made by your best friend.

- No, no. No, let me make--I know--

- But wait. So, it can be made.

- Yeah, but it shouldn't be made.

- Obviously I signed the contract.

Did I look at the contract with a fine-toothed comb? No.

- They're all very passionate, and John Sessa, he--

- 'Cause it's not good for us either...

- He hand-reared that dog. - A shelter calling us saying,

"We've got a Vanderpump dog down here."

So he lost his mind.

- The thing is, I'm pissed, and everyone here is pissed,

and I've been dealing with this now for a week.

- It got heated at the center...

- Okay, but-- - And I want you to know that,

and I want you to know that I tried to shut it down,

and I want you to know that people are talking about it.

- I'd just like to know

whom you've discussed it with and what was said.

- Well, John Blizzard spoke to Teddi.

He is very, very friendly and close with Teddi,

so they speak regularly.

- Lisa had already sent me a text message

telling me that Teddi was aware about the dog situation.

- Oh, baby.

- That's her? - Yeah. Yeah.

- Now, she's telling me that Teddi's talking about it.

I don't want my private matter being brought up

and discussed with anyone, especially with Teddi.

- Should have brought the dog back to Vanderpump.

- That's it. Thank you. - No.

- It's very, very... - That makes it go away.

Let's forget it now, shall we?

- Let's move on. Are you gonna order some food?

- Oh, Lordy. That was so stressful,

and I've lost my appetite.

- Lisa and I have had a few conversations,

and she always made it seem like we're fine.

I'm a little surprised that she has a different tone now.

♪ ♪

- This is insane. - Thanks.

- Faye, can you believe this? - Oh, it's like everything

I love in life. - It's really beautiful.

Thank you. - Seriously.

- Oh, my God. I love it.

When we were burglarized, the biggest problem for me

was that we had not had any celebrations in this home yet.

- I don't know where to begin with this. I really don't.

- It's so good. - I've been eating it all.

- So now, to have barbecues and friends over,

it's what's finally making it feel like it's our home

and not just a house.

♪ ♪

Who is this coming in?

- You don't remember this place?

- We were just here. - We were here two weeks ago.

both: Hi! - How's it going?

You look stunning. - Hi.

all: Hi. - So good to see you again.

- Is that [inaudible]?

- How are you? - Beautiful.

Amazing. Both of you guys.

- How's it going? You just whipped this all together?

- I just whipped it all together. You know me.

There's shaved ice outside.

- Cruz, you want a snow cone? - Ooh.

There you go. You're wild.

Can you sit with Cruz for a sec, babe?

- I need to sit down for two minutes.

- Okay.

- I've been going nonstop. - Oh-- [laughs]

- I feel--what happened? - I just--

- The chair's not for short people, Teddi.

all: Hi!

- How are you? - Hey!

- Great. - Oh, my God,

you look gorgeous. - Thank you.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Long time, no see, girl. - I know. How are you?

- So good to see you. - This is beautiful.

- Isn't this pretty? - What is this?

This looks interesting.

- Hi! - Oh, my God, sexy mama.

How are you? - Hi! You look cute.

- How are you? Good to see you. How are you?

- Hi. - Yes, I do.

- Nice to see you. - I haven't seen you

in a while. - I know.

- 11 years ago, I was part of this "Hollywood moms group."

It was Lisa Rinna,

Denise Richards, Ali Landry,

myself, Alison Sweeney...

Hi. How are you? - Sami.

- I'm good. - Nice to see you.

- Yeah. You too. And Lola.

And we would get together now and then,

and everyone would bring a potluck

or whatever their favorite dessert was,

and that's how I got to know Denise originally.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Beautiful place. - I've known Charlie Sheen

since I was, like, 13 or 14 years old,

and he happened to be the best friend of my ex-boyfriend,

C. Thomas Howell. Let's just say that I didn't love

when my ex-boyfriend was hanging out with Charlie.

You never knew what was gonna happen...

Or what they could bring home.

♪ ♪

- We need to first say hi to Kyle, okay?

But it won't be too loud. And look. Look, here's Cruz.

- It's your friend Jagger! - Look, it's Cruz.

Do you remember, Cruz came over?

- He was wondering if there was any boys gonna be here.

- Hello. - Oh, I'm so glad.

- Look at you. How are you? - Hi.

- In the past, I have definitely been

a target of attacks from Teddi.

- 'Cause you get confused by what she's even saying,

because you don't even remember your point.

- It's in the back of my mind

that Teddi knows about the dog situation.

How is she gonna torture me about this?

- They're the same size now.

- So pretty. Thanks.

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Nice to see you.

You look stunning. - Thank you very much.

- Hi! - I got to tell you something.

Your house, when I pulled in, is so beautiful.

- Thank you. - Yeah, it looks beautiful.

- It's coming together, right? - It looks great.

- It's so different than when you guys saw it.

This is the living room, which is still the furniture

from the last house. This is all original from 1892.

- Wow. - So pretty.

- Thank you. - Hey, Mama. How are you?

It's good to see you.

- [laughing]

- He likes me. - He likes you.

But you can look at him and say, "I like you too."

- I like you too.

- But why are you making a weirdo face?

- He always makes a silly face, 'cause he's a silly boy.

- This is what my face looks like.

I already have this face.

- There's no sugar coating anything.

- Nope. Uh-uh. - They give it to you

just like that, Teddi. It's really weird.

Teddi's not mentioning anything

about the Lucy situation.

- I'm not gonna get into, like, a whole "Ring Around the Rosie"

with Dorit again, especially with my kids there.

- This is what we do in Beverly Hills.

We just put things behind us, put a smile on our face...

[laughter]

And pretend we're having a good time.

- Slate, I feel like you've gotten so big.

- Yeah, she's like a... - She's like a little girl.

- Little grown-up now.

She likes to do her whole looks every day.

- Well, you know I love that. - Oh, yeah.

- You know I totally dig that.

- We're late.

- I hope they saved us some food.

- Hi. - How are you doing?

- Yeah, okay. Okay. Better.

- Good.

- I don't want to talk about it.

- Okay. Got it. Got it.

Grief is a real tricky thing,

and Vanderpump keeps a stiff upper lip,

'cause I don't ever think she wants to touch that deep pain

and really feel her true, true feelings.

You know Denise. Did you say hi to Denise?

- Yeah, I met her at your house a long time ago.

- Yeah, remember when... - Yeah.

- Both you and Charlie's cars were stolen?

- Weren't you married to Charlie Sheen?

- I was. - Okay.

Oh, so the only thing I have in common with him

is our car was thrown off the cliff.

- Your car went off the cliff.

- And with my dry cleaning in the trunk as well,

which I never got back.

- Hello. How are you?

- There's room for two of us under here.

Look at this. Hey, let me in under here.

- Goggles? - I d... [sighs]

I didn't take two goggles. I'm sorry.

- You look great, Dorit. You look so good.

Which style is this? - Thank you.

- Isn't that the... - This is the Caroline.

Thank you, honey. - Darling. Hi, darling.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- I'm feeling this sort of,

like, weird guilt,

like we all have had this conversation about Dorit

and Vanderpump Dogs.

- It was not handled properly.

- But I think no one's saying anything

because it could put Dorit in a very bad situation.

Not caring for an animal,

you get a reputation like that, you're screwed.

♪ ♪

- Guys, please go get hamburgers, hot dogs,

veggie burgers, fries, salad, pasta salad, please.

- Can I get a fresh burger with cheese, please?

And maybe a hot dog too?

- Ooh. Wow. That's impressive. - I do that at a barbecue.

You don't know that about me.

- How old are yours? - 14, 13, and 7.

My youngest, I adopted.

- I adopted my son as well.

She obviously knows she's adopted, I assume.

- I think she thinks Charlie's her dad,

because she hears that girls say "Dad," and so...

- Well, could he be? Sorry.

- No, it's fine. It's not his kid.

Though she does look kind of like him.

- Usually I like my dogs kosher, but whatever.

- Once, twice a year, a good hot dog...

- Mm-hmm. That's how I feel. Once, twice a year.

- Mm. And the burger's good too.

- Oh. - This is gorgeous.

Like I'm in the South or I'm back in...

- So go on, then. Tell me. - Yes.

- Are you excited to get married?

- Yes, I am. Very excited to get married.

- Are you? - What do you think?

- Oh! - Congratulations!

[all talking at once] - Thank you.

- When did that happen? - Last night.

- I'm so happy for you. - It's been eight years.

- Yeah, you should have got married at least a couple

of times in between then. I mean, it's Hollywood,

for God's sake. What's taken you so long?

- I can't pay for the legal fees. It's too much.

- If you want, why don't you invite Jagger to your birthday?

- Can I come? - You can take a page.

We could throw something from our kids.

- We'll just--we'll just follow along with these two.

- Honestly. - Get my phone right now.

- I'll get your phone. I'll text Dorit.

She'll know all the info.

The past with Dorit has not been good.

- I'm not in one of your accountability...

- Whoo! - Membership.

- We went there. We went there. - So just take it down

15 notches. - But these two,

they don't care about it,

and they want to spend time together,

and--figure it out, moms.

- Can I post this video of Ken taking a nap

on my Instagram story? - [cackles]

Lisa doesn't follow you. It's fine.

- She's not gonna know. - She doesn't follow you.

- I'm gonna do it. Should I?

- She doesn't follow you either, Teddi.

- She doesn't. Neither does Dorit.

[laughter] She used to.

- No. But there's potential for me re-following you.

- Wait. Hold on. You followed her,

and then you unfollowed her? - Yeah.

- Yes. - [laughs]

- Once Teddi and I are fine,

I'm sure I'll follow her again.

- [laughs] - Oh, yeah.

- How are you doing, Denise? - Oh, I'm good.

I don't know where my other kid went, though.

- It's not like they can go anywhere.

Seriously, those gates... - Oh, no. She's 13.

She'll be fine. - They're big.

They're big girls. - That's not my other one.

- They're the age you should be worried about.

- No, I was much worse. - So was I.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

- Well, it was different. - It is different.

- It was a different time. Like, I remember...

like, Boone's Farm was our thing.

- What's that? - Wine. Boone's Farm wine.

- Wine. It's two-buck wine.

- It's kind of like wine coolers.

Changed her life.

- Winning.

- No, don't say "winning." - Wink.

- Oh, sh--. - Don't say "winning," babe.

- Charlie was very vocal in the press,

and then he would say "#winning,"

and he was drinking tiger's blood, or he had tiger's blood.

- Don't say "winning." - No, it really was 100%

an accident. - Honestly, it's fine.

You can say it. - That was such a good moment.

Oh, my God, you guys. That was so good.

- It's okay. - I'm not an asshole.

- No. I don't think you're an asshole.

- Who knew saying the word "winning"

would make me look like a loser? Thanks, Charlie.

- I think I have to go home and see what Rocky's...

- Me too. - I left Rocky

in the kitchen... - Oh, me too.

- By herself. - In the kitchen?

- I need to check on Rocky with you.

- I need to go. - I got to check on

my one-year-old Rottweiler. - You can come too.

- Oh, my God. He's peeing in the pool.

I love it. - No, Cruz.

- Keep going! - No. No.

No. No. - What? Erika!

[all shouting at once]

- That is so cute. - Oh, my God.

[all talking at once]

- He needed to release. - See you later.

Good to see you. - All right. Okay.

- This hat is so-- - I know.

- I feel like it's, like, offensive.

[smooches] Good to see you. - All right. Bye-bye.

- God bless you. - Good-bye. [laughs]

- Are you leaving now? - It's good to see you, though.

- You too. - Bye.

- That's such a Hollywood kiss. - I can't get near you.

It's purely intentional. - Ugh.

- This season on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

- Someone is hell-bent on getting

this Dorit story out there.

[cheering and screaming]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

- What you've done is so bitchin'.

- [laughs] - Damn, Dorit.

- So no free lap dances? - Make it rain!

- No, you ----er. - Do not call my swan a ----er.

[all cheering]

- Oh, whoo!

- A hot air balloon will be picking you up at noon.

- It does really make you feel like you're in Europe.

- We are in Europe, Dorit.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Whoo! - Oh, my, Denise Richards.

- My visuals of you and Aaron having sex are,

like, right up there with my favorite porn.

- It is my honor in declaring you husband and wife.

- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.

- Hello, kitty cat. Cheers, bitch.

- You've been on this journey with me through

the highs and lows.

- [sobbing] It's gone. I can't believe it's all gone.

- I'm home now.

- That is a lie. - It's not a ----ing lie, Kim.

- It's so untrue, the truth is gonna come out.

- I kind of feel like the two of you are in cahoots.

- Let's figure out who the mean girl really is.

- I love you. - How can you say you love me?

- Well, I actually don't.

- That's not friendship. That's bullsh--.

- I'm not gonna say what a ----ing bitch she was.

Ah. Just said it.

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