All language subtitles for Sister of the Groom 2020-English

♪ And if I should ask ♪

♪ Would you follow me down ♪

♪ To the place
Past the edge of your mind ♪

♪ Would you cry to the god
Of your loneliness ♪

♪ Would you leave
Your fears behind? ♪

♪ Take me, take me, take me ♪

♪ To the place I knew ♪

♪ Take me ♪

My brother told me Clemence

was singing this
the night they met.

He said it was
love at first song.

I still can't believe they
changed their wedding date

so last minute just so
they could get married

on the holiday of soul mates.

I didn't even know
there was such a thing

as a Jewish Valentine's Day.

Yeah. Clearly Clemence just
found out about it, too.

We'll still find
a way to celebrate

your big birthday
this weekend,

the big 4-0.

Four... oh.

Know what I mean?

Come on, babe.

I really just need to figure
out a way to do the surgery.

You look amazing.

I think I look old.

You look hot.

What's happening with working
for your brother at Radica?

Liam's not committing to me.

Really?

I mean, he has several firms
competing for the job,

but I'm pretty sure that
when he sees my creation,

it's gonna blow his mind.

Oh, good job, babe.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Fuck!

Stop looking
at your phone, babe.

Sorry, the guys
on my desk are texting.

Oh, the fund's down
another 18% this month.

What are we gonna do
if it doesn't turn around soon?

All right, let's not
worry about that right now, okay?

They're in the studio, right?

Right, but I'm
gonna change first.

We don't have time
for that before dinner starts.

I'm not gonna
meet my future sister-in-law

and her whole family for the
first time looking like this.

The itinerary card
says casual chic.

I don't know why you can't
let me have five minutes

- to get ready.
- I just wanna...

- They're fine, they're talking.
- I know they're fine,

- but we're so late.
- Doesn't matter. It would take five minutes.

Listen, five minutes
turns into ten minutes.

Bienvenue.

- Hey!
- Hi.

Hey, sister.

Yay!

Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hey.

- Ethan.
- Come here, buddy.

Hi, it's so nice
to meet you.

- Kissing both cheeks?
- Nice to meet you.

I'm so psyched
you guys are here.

We are so sorry
we're late, man.

Oh, yeah, you gotta do the
seaplane next time, skip the traffic.

Yeah.

- It was a crazy trip.
- You look so different.

I just don't even recognize you.

Yeah, it's vintage Hermes.

Don't you think he just
looks so sexy with it?

Merci, my little...

- Oh, boy.
- So sexy.

- Sexy. Oh.
- Très chic.

Yeah.

And your hair, did
you straighten it?

Yeah, it was a little frizzy before
so they've relaxed it a little.

Oh, they relaxed it.

Just a little.
Relax about it.

Okay, I'll relax
about it.

It's getting late.
I think we should start.

I just need like five minutes
'cause I spilled in...

- I spilled coffee.
- He did,

and it is really sticky
and uncomfortable.

- So I'm just gonna be...
- No, no, you can change later.

- We're so excited.
- Yeah.

- Come on in, you guys.
- Let's go introduce you to everyone.

This is gonna
be the most fun.

This is my papa, Philibert.

Such a pleasure to meet you.

Liam has a very pretty sister.

I know.

Liam told me that Philibert

- was a famous comedian in France.
- Really?

Papa had a very
well known TV show.

It's called,
"Gag Current."

- Can I watch it?
- It's in French, it's never been translated.

Oh. Je parle
un peu francais.

- Did I get that right?
- So far.

Then you have to check it out.

- I will.
- I once consulted

with a TV writer for a show

they were writing
about an architect.

Are you an architect,
mon chéri?

- Oui.
- Fantastique.

Well, I'm getting back into it

now more that
our kids are older.

I brought the North Island
drawings to show you.

Where are the little ones?

Oh, well, they're at camp.

- Yeah.
- In Michigan.

They were supposed to come,

but the timing didn't work out
with the new wedding date.

- Oh, no.
- It's a shame.

We really wanted
to meet them.

Yes, I wanted them to be here.

Yes, we did.
But that's what they look like.

Aw.

So, over there,
there is my mom Suzette.

- Hi.
- I have to say I'm sorry,

some of the English in the
family is really sort of so-so.

This is Maximus,
which is my amazing producer

- and is an incredible songwriter.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Got it.
- And back there

is Feather, his girlfriend.
They are both American.

And this is my brother, Orson.

- Hi.
- Yeah.

He's going to be one of your
roommate for the weekend.

And this is Bernetta.

She is my stepmother,
and she helped plan the whole weekend.

So nice.

Nice to meet you.

I'm making wedding video,

so I've been seeing plenty of
pictures of you as a child.

Bernetta saw pictures of
you guys building forts.

Audrey taught me
everything I know.

Hey, how are you?
How's it going?

How's it going?

How was the traffic?

Amen.

That was pretty.

Amen.

Amen.

Pass this that way.
Here we go.

Pass and share.

For you, my love.

- Oh, here.
- No, thank you.

- No?
- She doesn't drink. Never in her life.

Uh-oh.

You're marrying a man who
loves to drink and have fun.

Well, I don't
do drugs, either.

I don't like the idea
of losing control.

- This is good.
- Tati makes the best challah.

- Who, Tati?
- My aunt.

Between my brother
Orson and my mom.

- Mmm!
- She uses raw honey from the lower valley, right?

- The Loire Valley.
- Excusez-moi. Loire.

By the way, the only thing
sweeter than wine and honey,

in the Loire Valley,
is the pussy.

So sorry, did you...

- I mean, I lost my virginity...
- Did you say the P word?

Did you want some challah?

It's really good luck to
have that for Shabbat.

Clemence is saving up
for the wedding cake.

Oh.

Yeah, we making
you a king's cake.

Oh, galette des rois.

Yeah.
Galette des rois.

- Very famous cake from Paris.
- Oui, oui.

With trinkets hidden inside.

Whoever gets the trinket
is proclaimed

queen or king of the feast
and considered very lucky.

Uncle George
makes the best king's cake,

so I've basically starved
myself for three days like this

I can eat the whole cake.

It's my weakness.

Nice.

So, I did want to,
I did want to say,

well, we wanted to just let
you know how grateful we are

that you all traveled here
to celebrate with us

from Paris and Israel and...

- Brooklyn.
- Great Neck.

Brooklyn and Strong Island
are in the house.

You know, this property is a
really sacred place to my family.

You know, it's where I grew
up spending my summer...

Well, where we grew up
spending our summers.

And then when my mom
got sick and my parents

decided to sell it, I wanted to
buy it to keep it in the family.

You saved it.

It really reminds me
of my mom here.

And I wish more than anything
she was with us this weekend.

Even in death,
her presence is felt.

And I didn't mean to make
everybody sad, but she...

her favorite cocktail was the...

- Long Island Ice Tea.
- Yes.

To my loving and devoted
mother, Joyce.

Yeah, let's toast
to your mother's soul.

L'Chaim.

Liam.

Merci that you are
loving and marrying

my colorful
stepdaughter Clemence,

and how perfect that you
changed the wedding date

to be of the holy day
of soul mates.

One doesn't marry a
person, one marries a family.

- Cheers.
- What's love really about?

The thing above all is mercy.

Specifically compassion for
people who may not deserve it.

All we want in life as parents

is for our children to be happy.

I hope that this marriage
brings you both

much joy and...

Liam and I, we were
raised more like twins

because we're only
20 months apart.

We probably spent more time
together than with anyone else

in our lives.

When you called me five months
into launching

Radica Real Estate Europe,

the last thing I thought
you would tell me

was that you had
proposed to someone.

My brother has always had
the most picky, exquisite taste,

so I'm sure that you
are a wonderful person.

And I do look forward
to getting to know you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

When do you
start construction?

My project in Montauk
is already under way.

No, I think he means here.

Aren't you building
a house here?

Yeah,
we start next week.

What's happening?

We're thinking of knocking down
the two existing structures

and creating one larger house.

- Here?
- No, we're not thinking about it.

Yeah, well, that's
what we're doing.

Did you know about this?

Nobody tells me anything.

Yeah, I've honestly, I was so surprised
that we got the approvals this fast

and I thought I'd have
time to let you both know.

Did you show Clemence
the designs I did

to enhance
the current structures?

Yes, of course I did.

We just ultimately decided
we wanted one special home.

You know, we want a place
that feels like our own.

Who's the architect?

Isaac Larson.

Is she joking with me?

I mean, Isaac?

How did you reconnect with him?

We're in talks with him to
become Radica's chief architect.

Liam.

You should have told me that.

Oh, I'm a bit confused.

Why would we need to
consult you at all?

It is not like you
to not consider my feelings.

Liam, you should've let
Audrey know about Isaac.

My life's moving
really fast right now

and I don't always have time to
fill you both in on the details.

You don't have time
to tell me

that you hired my ex-boyfriend
to tear down our family home?

Does sound pretty bad
when you say it like that.

Okay. So does that mean that
I'm gonna be working with him

on the North Island project?

Well, actually we're
thinking maybe it's better

that we don't work with family.

I came up with the concept
and name of your company.

I was really traumatized
by working with my family,

so...

No, it's all right. I'll go.

I'll be right back.

Hey.

Yeah.

Has anyone spoken to Gene?

Made a bad judgment
call with Zanotec.

Their CEO can't be trusted.

♪ Walking through
Your old backyard ♪

♪ Everything is in its place ♪

♪ Because it's yours
If you can find it ♪

♪ Doesn't show where you are
Or who you were ♪

♪ All that you desire
Has been affirmed ♪

♪ Like a wheel within a wheel
It will always turn ♪

♪ Yeah, turn the wheel ♪

They're
not signing a prenup.

Well,
your brother's in love.

- He's a little crazy.
- Can you believe Liam

gave Clemence Mom's ring?

Well, you know,
she left it to him

to give to his future wife.

I know, but I didn't think
that he was gonna give it

to someone we
hadn't even met yet.

That ring is Mom.

I know.

Listen, I have a voice message
for you for your birthday

that Mom recorded
in the hospital

a few days before she passed.

It was really important to her to give
you something special for your 40th.

I've been saving it
for two years.

I haven't heard it
myself yet.

Can I hear it?

Tomorrow, on your birthday.

Okay, on my birthday.

- Good night.
- Good night, Daddy.

Liam.
Are you serious?

Did you commission this thing?

You don't like it?

It's my mother's
wedding present for us.

Did you paint this?

- Oui.
- Oh, it's really beautiful.

I'm sorry, I'm just
making fun of my brother.

- Sorry.
- Merci.

- Liam.
- What?

Stop.

Stop drinking.

Should we show you your room?

No, we're okay.
We know where our room is.

No, no, we put you up
there for the weekend.

Let me... let me help
you guys with your bag.

Liam, he's not even
gonna fit in the bed.

This is Bisou.

Look, I know it's not ideal,

but at least this way
you guys

get to bond with
your new sibling.

What is he doing
with the kissing?

It wouldn't be so bad if he
didn't have the fucking mustache.

- Oh, my God.
- Well, let's... look.

Let's make the best of it, okay?
We'll have some fun.

I got an early birthday
present for you here,

- some Sensuali-Tea, right?
- Oh.

- No.
- Come on.

I am not doing that again.

It was amazing.

I had such crazy sex.

We could have a cup of
this at the wedding.

We could come back in here,
it'd be totally empty...

Mmm... Ethan.

No.

Ethan, no, I told you.

Stop. I told you not
to touch my stomach.

Sorry. That was an accident.

Can't sleep either?

No, I got a lot on my mind.

You want some challah?

Yeah, that looks
yummy, thanks.

Thank you.

To try?

No, thanks.

That thing gives me
a headache.

You like it?

I am in it.

I don't have any idea
what you're talking about.

Everything's virtual reality.

You heard of
simulation hypothesis?

Nope.

We're already in the future and
right now is you in the game.

Every moment of our life is
"choose your own adventure."

And the only person whose
experience matters is your own.

It's narcissistic to think
that the only experience

that matters is your own.

Well, the people who do as
they wish are free and happy.

Yeah, but they're assholes.

They're happy assholes.

It's the people who think
those people are assholes

who are the unhappy ones.

No?

I mean, I'd like to think
that we have the power

to create our own reality
in any given moment.

We do.

There are many ways to do it.

I like to microdose...

MDMA.

How does it make you feel?

Helps alleviate anxieties,

makes people loving
and outgoing.

You should try it.

No, I'm scared of that stuff.

Right,
right, right, right.

Yay.

♪ Happy birthday, dear Audrey ♪

A toast, a toast.

I just want to say
happy birthday, Audrey.

To the girl of my dreams,
you are the best wife,

mom and friend that
anyone could ever have.

And I want all your
wishes to come true.

I love you.

It's in the bag.

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

That was so thoughtful.

It's from Clemence's
favorite jeweler in Paris.

This is so beautiful.

She said that opals are
a highly protective stone.

Really?

Maybe I should hang it
on the houses

so that they're protected
and don't get torn down.

I love it, thank you.
That's really, really sweet.

- Thank you.
- Oh, hang on, hang on.

Can you?

Yes, yes, that's the one,
right?

Yeah, that's the one.

I love this song.
This is our anthem song.

Audrey, come dance.

- Yeah, come.
- No, I'm okay, thanks.

♪ In the Hamptons ♪

Champagne?

Champagne?

Clemence, hey!

♪ In the Hamptons ♪

Lookin' good, bro.

♪ When nothing's good enough ♪

♪ You hurt the ones you love ♪

♪ You hurt the ones you
Love, love, love, love ♪

Oh, you're pregnant?

No.

Oh, okay.
What's in there, then?

Audrey had really
big twin babies.

I have a hernia.

Oh, I'm sorry.
What is that?

Does it happen to everyone?

No, little bonbon,
it's very unlikely

- it will happen to you.
- She's an idiot.

- Who wants to go next?
- Me, can I really water ski?

Yeah. You sure you wouldn't
rather just relax on the tube?

- No, no fuckin' way.
- Really?

Okay, here's the whole thing
is getting up is the hard part.

So you just kind of lean back.

- Okay, let's do it.
- Okay.

Audrey, can you drive?

Maxi, I gotta film this.

Thanks, Aud.

You ready?

Three,

two,

one.

Lean back!

- Nice.
- Oh, yes!

Yes!

My little bonbon.

Look at that taut string.

Whoo. Whoo!

You're waterskiing!

Slow down!

- Slow down and go straight.
- Slow down!

Go straight!

Audrey, slow down.

That wasn't cool.

I didn't do anything.
She did great.

No, I slammed my neck
into the board.

Can't you hear me?

No?

- I didn't hear you.
- I kept yelling

at you for you to slow down.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, you're so sorry.

No, my neck is fucking
hurting now.

Oh!

That'll be air ball.

Oh!

Whoo!

Game point.

Gimme the ball.

Shake and bake, baby.

Oh, ah.

Come on, Benny.

Oh, man, if this is broken,
Clemence is gonna kill me.

Who fouls the groom
on game point?

- Liam?
- It was game point.

- Are you okay?
- You think Jordan let Barkley win on his wedding day?

Bro, come on.
That would have been a clean block

if he didn't hopscotch
through the lane.

My Eurostep is clean, okay?

I patented it after Manu.

More like Euro trash.

- We won it.
- There's still more, yeah.

- Oh, shit.
- Put that on there.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

I can't fucking believe you.

I told you not to play today.

The photographer is coming.

I'm sorry,
it was a cheap foul.

- Let's go.
- Take some Advil

and apply pressure,
you'll feel better.

- Thank you, Audrey.
- Come on.

You take good care of me.

Hey, you guys, I expect
A games all around.

- Liam.
- Bienvenue.

Bienvenue.

I don't
care if you win.

Look at what you're
looking like right now.

Look like
a goddamn champion.

Bonbon.

You know Clemence tried to
get me to sign a prenup.

That's how bad she
wanted me to know

that she's not marrying me
for the money.

I refused, though.

It's not, uh...

It's not romantic.

That is romantic.

My neck is so stiff
with the waterskiing.

- It's just really bad here.
- Aw.

Well, Audrey is
a licensed masseuse.

She could probably help you
with that, right, Audrey?

Oh, really?

I'm really
not that good.

Yes, you are.
You are so good.

That chiropractor
taught you a lot.

Can you help me?

Please?

Audrey?

Okay, sure.

- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.

This is shit.
This is stupid.

Is everything okay?

It's the usual drama
with my family.

Do you want to
talk about it?

No.

I'd rather not.

You sure?

I mean, sometimes it helps
to get your feelings out.

I'd really rather
not get into it.

Okay.

So I brought this really
yummy rose oil. I love it.

There is a pink bottle
just over there.

Can you use that?

Of course.

Ow, oh, ouch.

- Is that too deep?
- Yeah.

My neck is really tender.

Let's try this.

I'm gonna adjust your neck
back into place.

Is that safe?

It'll work.

No, but have you
done it before?

Yeah, I have.

It'll be quick.

You ready?

Yeah, sure, okay.

Okay.

Wow.

Yeah, it feels so much better.

Oh, good.

How cute is that?

- Oh.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Uh... are you
guys staying in here too?

My uncle Philibert
put us in here.

Is that cool?

Whatever.

I mean...

Where are we gonna sleep?
I'm not sharing a bed.

Fuck!

Oh, my God, are you okay?

No, I...

It took me a month to find
a dress that was flattering,

and I totally splurged
on this one because,

you know, it fit perfectly.

Such a fucking idiot.

I was rushing to get
to that interview!

Oh, God. Do either of you have a
white dress that I could borrow?

I might have something.

Really?
Thank you.

How about this?

I don't think that
that's gonna fit me.

This?

Okay, thank you.

This is crazy.

What are you doing?

I'm waiting to use the shower.

A bottle of oil exploded
all over my dress.

I have to go to town to see
if I can find another one.

Oh, no, baby, that sucks.

What?

What's going on?

What are they saying?

- Oh, my God.
- What, what?

Wait, I don't think it's
healthy for me to tell you.

Are you kidding?
You have to tell me right now.

It's very important
that I speak to you privately now.

What, what is it?

Clemence had an abortion
three weeks ago.

Did you know that?

No.

Who told you that?

I overheard her family
talking about it.

Well, she's young, you know?
You of all people should relate.

What happened to me
is entirely different.

How is that any different?

Does Clemence
even want children?

- Did you guys discuss this?
- My wedding is today, Audrey,

today, in like a couple hours.

What is a person
supposed to do

when they know that someone
is making a huge mistake?

Mom thought the exact
same thing about you,

and you felt like she
totally derailed you.

Now just stop.

Stop.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hon.

- How'd it go?
- Not good.

Did he know?

No, and he's so
accepting of her.

- I don't get it.
- Wow.

- Okay.
- And now I gotta go get a dress.

Well, just wear something else.

Let's do our tea.

- Can't do that right now, babe.
- Hey.

They're looking for you
to do hair and makeup.

Hey, you look great.

Can't do that right now.

I gotta still go to town
to get my dress.

Hey, what are you
bringing to burn tonight?

You're supposed to bring
something to let go.

- Oh, my God, babe, bye.
- Good luck.

I'm fine, thanks.

Where are you going?

To the beach to clear my head.

You want to join?

I can't, I have
to go find a dress.

Mine's ruined.

You might not need it.

Oh.

Clemence is hysterical that I
found out about the abortion.

And you're
sure it was yours?

Yes, Audrey.

Does she never want
kids or just not right now?

She said maybe one day,

but definitely not
before she's 30,

so I'll be almost 50 by then.

So now what?

I'm thinking about
calling the wedding off.

You happy now?

No.

You know, you haven't
said one positive word

about Clemence since
I told you about her.

Not one.

I hoped for so much more from my
sister, especially with mom.

Mom would have
hated Clemence.

Well, Mom played
everything safe, you know?

What does that
ever get anyone?

It's not about
being safe, Liam.

Go find somebody wild,
but have them be kind.

She is not kind.

And she lied to you.

I get it, Audrey,
I really do.

I see her for who she is.

Good.

Good, then it's time
to move on.

It's not that simple, okay?

You think that, like,
hot French Jewish girls

just grow on trees?

She's really different than
the girls we grew up around,

and she's an artist,
and she's passionate and I...

the sex is incredible.

Well, that
doesn't always last.

It's not just that, it's...

it's the way that
she makes me feel.

You are so special, Liam.

You are.

And I promise you that
you will find someone else

that makes you feel amazing.

- ♪ Blink once and it's over ♪
- Good luck.

♪ Don't stare at the sun ♪

♪ Blink once and it's over ♪

♪ Before it's begun ♪

- Hey, hello.
- Hey.

You wanna take pictures?

Oh, I'm not sure that
the wedding is even happening.

- Really?
- What?

Yeah. Clemence hid
something from Liam.

Let me know what
you find out, okay?

Okay.

Do you really think
that was a good idea?

I don't know. I gotta change.

If this isn't happening,
then I don't have to change.

- Hey, handsome.
- Hey.

Hi.

What's up?

You got to get changed
into your white dress, huh?

Uh, I do?

I'm gonna marry Clemence.

Does anybody want
anything from the bar?

Aud.

Mm-hmm.

I love her.

I don't know how to tell
you this, but Clemence

isn't comfortable with you
coming to the wedding anymore.

- What?
- I told her

that disinviting you is
not an option, you know,

but she was thinking
maybe it's better

that you don't stand
under the huppah with us.

Wha... that's
unacceptable, Liam.

Your mother is turning over
in her grave right now.

- I mean...
- Dad.

Oh, my God.

Can you not make her
more upset one time?

I'm not the one
that made her upset.

Ethan.

She won't let me stand under
the huppah with my brother.

You just have toxic energy,
and I don't want that around me

for the most important
day of my life.

- You have toxic energy, sweetie.
- Audrey.

- You are mean...
- Hey!

- ...and controlling.
- Audrey.

And totally self-absorbed.

Enough, that's enough.

Oh, please, don't gasp.

You're all so busy trying to marry
off this little teeny bopper.

- Enough, Audrey. Enough.
- I'm sure you understand how I feel.

I mean there's no way
this one was easy to raise.

Audrey. Stop it, Audrey.

And you have
treated me terribly.

And I get it, you're young.

You haven't lived long
enough to have ex-boyfriends

- or to need money.
- Audrey, Audrey!

- But I have had enough of it.
- Audrey, stop!

- You are the most insensitive woman I have ever met.
- Enough!

- Enough!
- You're going to destroy my family home.

- That's enough, Audrey.
- What?

- It's enough! Stop yelling.
- Okay, what?

Stop yelling.

Stop yelling, okay?

Stop it.

Just sorry, sweetie.

Isaac is coming to the wedding.

Why, I didn't even know
he was in town, okay?

I meant to tell you, I'm sorry.

It's been a really intense day.

Why did you invite him?

Why?

Because this is our
fucking wedding.

- This is our house.
- Clemence, stop.

And we can do
whatever the hell we want

and invite whoever
the fuck we want.

This isn't about you.

This is who you're
marrying, Liam.

- Why does she have my ring?
- It's not your ring.

It's my mom's ring,
and now it's mine.

Yeah, you wanna see that?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, hey, hey, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Stop!
- Okay, so now just to be fucking clear,

if she is standing under the
huppah, there is not wedding!

- Do you got it?
- I hear you, bonbon.

Oh, my God, what the fuck
just happened?

Should we leave? I mean,
I don't really feel welcome here anymore.

No, you can't
abandon your brother.

I'm gonna go talk to Liam.

If they don't allow you
to stand under the huppah,

I'm not standing there either.

Yeah, that's right.
Listen, why don't you go get a dress?

Hopefully, everything
will blow over

by the time you get back, okay?

I feel really bad
about what just happened,

but, I mean, did you
see what she was just...

What do you care
if Isaac's coming?

Because I'm 40 and I'm
not even half of the woman

I was when he knew me.

He warned me that I'd
be in the exact position

I am in right now,

a housewife who
wasted her talents

and did whatever her mom
told her to do.

I feel bad for Liam that he
doesn't have what we have,

you know,
a real partnership.

At least they have passion.

Can I help you with anything?

Yes, I need a white dress
for my brother's wedding,

and it starts in 45 minutes.

- Do you have anything?
- Yes.

- Come with me. Let me show you what I have.
- Oh, good, thank you.

- Those.
- Oh, good.

Where's the wedding?

Oh, it's at my family's...
I mean, brother's house.

It's across the street
from Balsam Farms.

Oh, yeah, nearby.

- Okay.
- What do you think?

I think it looks
like a nightgown.

- I hate this.
- Little too short.

- Try this.
- Okay.

You see, I'm your
fairy godmother.

Can you please cast a spell

and grant me
a sweet personality?

I might have just
the thing, actually.

Oh, you do?

Thank you so much.

Magic, organic potion.

Oh, I need that.

This is to you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Okay, bye.

Today, an invisible
umbilical cord

is being attached
to both of you.

- It's something that you cannot see...
- I know.

...but you will feel it.

It's a cord that gets attached
in all relationships,

and marriage is the strongest
of these bonds.

That's why sometimes when we think we're
done with a relationship, we're not.

This cord can never be broken,
not even in death.

Today on Tu B'av,

we are witnessing Liam
and Clemence's eternal love

as we stand under the huppah
which represents the home

they will build together.

Mazel tov!

I have Mom's message.

Oh, good.

Let's sit for a minute.

Hi, honey.

Happy birthday.

I'm sorry I can't be there
to celebrate with you.

I hope you're somewhere
amazing with Ethan

and the girls celebrating life.

I loved turning 40.

I don't know if I
ever told you this,

but my 40s were my best decade.

You're still in your prime,

and you have your kids
all under one roof.

Enjoy this time in
your life, Audrey.

It all goes by so fast.

I hope you don't take this
the wrong way somehow,

because I think you're perfect,

but I know you were
scared in the past

to get your stomach fixed,
and it's so expensive.

But if you want to,
now you can.

I think a gift from me
and Daddy of 25 grand

will more than cover
the surgery.

It's just an option.

I love you, my darling.

Happy birthday.

Thank you, Daddy.
That's so generous.

I know she means well,

and I really want to have
that stupid surgery already,

but I mean it's amazing
that even from the grave,

she's thinking about
how I look.

This was certainly
not my idea.

As a matter of fact...

Hey.

Congratulations.

- Thanks, Dad.
- Married man, huh?

- Thank you.
- Mazel tov.

Thanks, Audrey.

Thanks.

- Hey, look. How that just went down really sucked.
- Yeah.

- You know?
- Yeah.

But let's try to have fun
despite all the drama.

Of course.

Yeah, okay.

I'll see you guys
out on the...

see you guys out
on the dance floor.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

- Bunch of bullshit.
- I couldn't agree more.

Well...

this is the last time
we're gonna be here

and recognize this place,
probably,

so we should go have fun
and try to celebrate

all the amazing memories
that we've made here.

Agreed.

Really happening.

You know, we can
go way, way up.

Theoretically, anyway.

I'm gonna go talk to Isaac.

Sorry, just give me a second.

Wow.

Hi.

God, it's been so long.

And you still look
so beautiful.

Oh, no, I don't.
Oh, my God, I wish.

Thank you, though.

I'm 40 today.
Can you believe it?

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Do I look old?

I've seen you in the media,
and so I've watched you age,

- but I'm totally rambling.
- No.

I think when you've known
someone since they're young,

the mind doesn't register
the physical changes.

Maybe, but I think
at some point

we'll just look old.

There's no avoiding it, right?

- Going by too fast, isn't it?
- Oh, my God, yes.

And congratulations
on your career.

I've been watching
all of your success.

It's incredible.
So talented.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

And what have you been up to?

What have I been up to?

I've been doing
a lot of things

that add up
to really nothing,

but you know, of course except
for my beautiful family.

- I'm sure they're very lucky to have you.
- Thanks.

Yeah. It all turned out exactly
the way you said it would.

Which was how?

Oh, you said that if I moved
back home to finish my degree

at a subpar
architecture program

that I would regret it
for the rest of my life.

- I did say that, didn't I?
- Yes, you did.

You did.

I wouldn't give it
too much weight.

Well, it's hard not to.
I mean, I think about it a lot.

I think about you a lot.

You do?

- Hey.
- Ethan!

This is my husband, Ethan.
This is Isaac.

You know, I've told
you about Isaac.

- You saw his...
- Yeah. It's really good to meet you.

Yeah, likewise.

Yeah, we watched your
documentary on Netflix.

- We did.
- Yeah, you built a building in Belgium.

- He did. It was so good.
- Which one?

- Really great.
- It was good.

Thanks, man.

The chair,
the chair, the chair.

- Hi, sorry to interrupt.
- Oh, hi.

- You forgot your credit card, darling.
- Thank you.

That's so sweet of you.

I was passing through
on my way to dinner

and I remember you
saying the house

was across from Balsam Farms.

And I heard the music.

- It's so much fun.
- Really grateful.

Thank you.

Oh.

Who's she?

You're fine.

Too cute.

Very cute.
Who is that?

It's nice to meet you.

In Judaism, they teach us
God is everywhere.

Sensuali-Tea.

It's gonna take more than
this to solve our problems.

What? What are
you talking about?

- This was your idea, you know.
- I know.

It takes 30 to 90 minutes
to kick in, so come on.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna go talk to Benny.

Well, come find me
when it kicks in.

Hey.

- Cheers.
- Here's to Liam and Clemence.

Oh, yeah. Nice.

- Smooth.
- By the way, how you been holding up?

You know, I heard Gene's
shutting down the fund

at year end.

Yeah, no, that's, that's...
it's been rough.

- You know what...
- Can I have a beer, please, guy?

Thank you.

Long term, I'm sure
it's a blessing.

- Man, it's a dying business.
- Do you want a beer?

- Uh, sure.
- Two of those, please.

- Thanks.
- Well,

let me make a toast to a new
business that I just started.

What is it?

It's called
the Impossible Dog.

Oh. Oh, cool.

'Cause as far as I'm
concerned, the future...

Mm-hmm?

...it's all meatless.

- It's meatless.
- Yeah.

And these cows,
they fart so much

and they're just fucking up
the whole environment.

Excuse me, Benny.
Be right back.

One more, one more.

Oh, okay.

Ready, ready, ready?

Excuse me, I just need to talk
to my wife for a second, please.

Let's have a conversation.

What's wrong?

Oh, you know,
Benny Kipmore just told me

that Gene's gonna shut down the
fund at the end of the year.

- So, yeah.
- Oh.

- Babe, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

Maybe this is a blessing and you
can do something that you love now.

Oh, yeah. You so don't get
how life works, Audrey.

Not everybody gets
to do what they love.

You can't be
a perfect architect.

We're gonna need to
make money, okay?

You're gonna have to be
a masseuse, I'm sorry.

- You're gonna have to rub some people.
- What's your problem?

What's my problem? I'm super stressed
out because I'm gonna lose my job

and you're gawking
at that fucking guy.

I am not.

Yes, you are.
I'm watching you.

Normally I wouldn't even give a
shit about that, but you know,

you told me that you failed
at life by being my wife.

- I did not say that.
- You said it today.

And I listened to you
and I stood there

and I hugged you
like a fucking idiot.

- You misunderstood what I said.
- You know what, I completely understand now

why we haven't had sex
for nearly two years.

Why is that?

'Cause you're not into me.

Babe, that is so stupid.

- I love you.
- Oh, no. I'm the nice Jewish guy

your mom wanted you to marry,

and Isaac is the exotic goy
whose baby she made you abort.

And now you're just questioning
your whole existence.

No, we haven't had sex
because I hate my body.

The good news is that my mom
left me 25 grand to fix it.

No, your stomach's
been bothering you

since the girls were born,
that was ten years ago.

We haven't had sex
since your mom died.

Well, maybe that's
just my way of mourning.

- I'm taking the bus back to Brooklyn.
- No, you are not doing that.

You would never leave me
at my brother's wedding

on my birthday,
on the holiday of soul mates.

I would, 'cause I am.

- I'm done.
- What do you mean you're done?

- I am done. I am done.
- What do you mean you're done?

I am done with the French.

I am done with you.

I am done with this day.

You leave, I will never,
ever forgive you.

Do you understand me?

Let go of me
or I will make a scene.

This wedding is
a fucking joke.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

You should join me, Nat.

I'll be going to Japan
in January.

Japan?

Japan's on my list.

Really?

They have great
golf there, I hear.

Whoops, sorry.

- Oh.
- It's you.

- There you are. Hi.
- Hi.

I saw Ethan left.

You okay?

Um, yeah, he went
back to Brooklyn.

Oh, why?

Um, he's traveling
in the morning.

You fancy a stroll?

I could use a little
break from the action.

Yeah, let's go.

You pop up in
my dream sometimes.

I do?

You think two people
can have the same dream?

I mean, nobody talks about
their dreams, do they?

So no one would
ever find out.

You talk about your
dreams all the time,

so everyone is finding
out about yours.

It's true.

I just see my designs as manifestations of my dreams.

I hear you're dreaming up
a new house here.

Yeah.

How about that for a trip
down memory lane? Hmm?

It's got me thinking about
what could have been.

We would have
a 20-year-old by now.

Um...

why haven't you gotten married?

Well, I guess I was just
having too much fun, wasn't I?

My mom said you'd
never get married.

Your mom despised me.

You had an abortion without
discussing it with me.

We were so young,
and I wasn't my own person at that time.

- I was so angry.
- Yeah, so was I.

I didn't think you would
ever break up with me.

It's pointless for us
to talk about this now.

Yeah, but I feel like
I'm in a time warp.

♪ But for all
That's gone down ♪

♪ One thing still stands ♪

♪ I'd be ready to love you ♪

♪ All over again ♪

♪ And if you said
Things worked out ♪

♪ I'd have to agree ♪

♪ The years separate ♪

♪ The wants from the needs ♪

Do you think
we're all in a game?

Like a "choose
your own adventure"?

You mean, like...
I have no idea what you're talking about.

No...

Like, I just, I want to live
in the moment and be free,

- you know?
- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.
- Come on then.

♪ We burned through
Our supplies ♪

♪ Too quick from the start ♪

♪ And it wasn't quite love ♪

♪ No, it wasn't quite right ♪

♪ To tell you goodbye ♪

- Ah, stop.
- Stop?

Yeah, stop.

What are you wearing
those things for?

It's like you got
a chastity belt.

Well, because my stomach
is all fucked up

and stretched out
from my pregnancy.

I need to go back
into the wedding.

Yeah, gotta get some rest.

I'm gonna climb
Kilimanjaro next week,

and I got a bunch of
projects to do and stuff.

♪ It was midnight ♪

♪ On a Friday ♪

♪ He was looking
At me sideways ♪

♪ He said, Baby, I think
You better go it alone ♪

♪ I said, You're teasing ♪

♪ This is treason ♪

♪ Can you give me
One good reason ♪

♪ He said as simple as this ♪

♪ Fear's eatin' your soul ♪

♪ Well, it was midnight ♪

♪ Then it was morning ♪

♪ And I didn't
Heed the warning ♪

♪ Of the siren's blare ♪

♪ And the light is gone ♪

♪ Yeah, I decided
I'm gonna fight it ♪

♪ Hell, I call it to invite it ♪

♪ But the voice on the phone
Said Fear is eatin' your soul ♪

♪ Eats the soul ♪

♪ Eats the soul ♪

♪ When it's out of our control ♪

♪ Takes my body ♪

♪ Takes my flesh ♪

♪ Leaves me to my quiet death ♪

Oh, my God.

- Goodness gracious.
- Okay, get...

Can you please get out?

Just get out, Philibert.

Get out!

Get out.

- Good for you, ma chérie.
- Oh, God, get out!

Continue.

This is for you.

Thank you.

♪ I love Paris ♪

♪ She is an heiress ♪

♪ They fight in Greece
She runs away ♪

♪ They kiss and make up
In St. Tropez ♪

♪ I've seen the simple life
It's pretty simple ♪

♪ With an ass like that ♪

♪ I want to spend
One night in Paris ♪

♪ I want to spend
One night in Paris ♪

♪ I want to spend one night ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet ♪

♪ Come, come and lead ♪

♪ There are little girls
With yellow curls ♪

♪ For here you will find ♪

♪ Sweets to your mind
On every tree ♪

♪ She'll haunt, you'll see ♪

♪ Here is a field ♪

♪ From where sweet ♪

♪ And you can say ♪

♪ And go away ♪

♪ At last I stand ♪

♪ In dear Candyland ♪

♪ No more stuff
For once I had enough ♪

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

Mom probably
wouldn't approve

of me having this much fun
with a woman

that none of us knew
at Liam's wedding.

- Aww...
- I do really feel guilty,

but maybe it's okay for us to
start living however we want.

Yeah.

Look, I need to
tell you something.

Well, I need to
tell you something.

You know the money that Mommy
left me for my birthday?

That's what I
wanted to talk about.

- Audrey.
- What?

I don't have that kind
of money to give you.

Your mom had no idea.

Liam was paying all
of her medical bills.

I'm barely getting by
these days.

Oh.

Look, I'll help you
figure it out somehow.

No, no, Dad. It's okay.

Don't worry about it.

- It's fine.
- I'm really sorry, sweetheart.

No, it's okay, Dad.

It's okay.

Oh.

Mm!

Are you okay?

I think.

Ah, your baby.

You are the queen
of the feast.

Okay.

Okay, we go wash the statue.

All right.
I thought Clemence said

that you didn't speak English.

Clemence hates me.

She probably didn't
want you talking to me.

Oh. Well, we have
something in common.

Thank you all

for joining this
very special moment,

- celebrating Liam and Clemence.
- Cigarette?

- Yes. Thank you.
- Please enjoy the short film.

♪ This is how the story goes ♪

♪ They found love ♪

♪ And all was fine ♪

I'm surprised they find a picture
of him with her as a child.

He was the unfaithful,
absent one.

But she blamed me for not giving
her a perfect family life.

I wanted her to be a star.

I sacrificed all my time
taking her to acting,

dancing, singing lessons.

I wish I had a mom
who pushed me and cared

that I did something
with my talents.

It required a tremendous amount
of discipline and discomfort.

But now she has everything
that I wished for her.

The body, the voice,
the prize husband.

One day Clemence will realize what
I did for her and she will thank me.

I have a hard time
letting go

when I feel I've
been mistreated.

There
is a Hindu saying,

relationships are fierce karma.

What do you mean?

It's the people
who trigger us the most

who are sometimes
our greatest teachers.

They reflect back
to us the things

that we are not at peace
within ourselves.

We think that they
are holding us back,

but really they are helping us
learn how to love deeper.

Orson, Orson.

Is there some...

is there an antidote
to this MDMA thing

in case I want to
change my mind?

No, you can't stop.

There's nothing I can do?

Breathe.

- But besides breathing.
- Drink water.

- Besides breathing.
- Drink water.

Keep on, keep on, keep on,

keep on, keep on, keep on, yes.

Besides the water and the
breathing, what else can I do?

- Dance. Dance with me.
- Okay.

Liam.

Oui?

This is a song for you.

♪ When the visions around you ♪

♪ Bring tears to your eyes ♪

♪ And all that surrounds you ♪

♪ Are secrets and lies ♪

♪ I'll be your strength ♪

♪ I'll give you hope ♪

♪ Keeping your faith
When it's gone ♪

♪ The one you should call ♪

♪ Was standing here all along ♪

♪ Just close your eyes
Each loving day ♪

♪ And know that feeling
Won't go away ♪

♪ Till the day my life
Is through ♪

♪ This I promise you ♪

♪ This I promise you ♪

Merci.

- Come here.
- Oh.

We are family now.

You just need to loosen up
and stop judging me.

Just...

know that we're different.

Liam thinks so highly of you.

He values your opinion
more than anyone else.

I don't think
that's true anymore.

He always say that you
are the perfect mother

and the perfect wife,
and you and Ethan

have the great relationship
and partnership

that he admires so much.

And he said that you're
not caught up in bullshit...

and you really care about
the real...

What's going on?

- Oh, oh, here, here.
- What's going on?

I feel like I'm dying.

- Hold her hair.
- Bonbon, just breathe.

Are you okay?

Drink this, the whole thing.

Wait, didn't Mom say
we're not supposed to drink?

Yeah, I know, but this
is different, okay?

Oh, my God.

I think
I have diarrhea.

What the fuck is going on?

Call an ambulance now!

My wife is throwing up
everything.

It's really bad,
it's really, it's really...

Did she do any drugs
or drink alcohol?

No.

- Is she on any prescription medication?
- No.

I don't wanna give her
something that can kill her

- if there's drugs in her system.
- Hear you,

- but she doesn't take drugs.
- There may have been drugs in something she ate.

What the fuck are you
talking about, Audrey?

I put MDMA on
Clemence's king cake.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking crazy, Audrey?

- I took a little.
- Oh, my fucking God.

I feel so open.

That is what crazy people do,
they drug people.

- Are you insane?
- I wanted to be closer.

- This is literally a crime.
- You and I are never

gonna be close if she
and I don't get along.

Because you drugged my wife.

- Where am I?
- I'm so sorry.

- I know this is terrible...
- Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, baby, what's happening?

Hey, we're just taking
you to the hospital

just as a precaution.
Everything's okay.

- Everything's okay now.
- It's our wedding night.

Turn around.

No, you took
a hallucinogenic drug.

- Drugs?
- Yes.

I don't do drugs.

Baby, tell him
I don't do drugs.

I told him, I told him
that you don't do drugs.

- I told him.
- Clemence, I did something totally unforgivable.

I dosed your cake with MDMA.

Everything's okay, though.

What do you mean?

- What do you mean?
- On your king's cake.

I put drugs in it. MDMA.

It's just a little Molly.
You're gonna be fine.

I'm on MDMA now?

Yeah, but you know,

it heals trauma and it makes you
euphoric and open.

And I was desperate
to connect with you.

As crazy as it sounds,
I wasn't trying to hurt you.

- I'm really sorry.
- You're gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be okay.

You've been jealous
of me all weekend.

Well, you've been
jealous of me.

- Audrey.
- And my relationship with Liam.

I want what's best for him, and it really
sucked that you treated his family like shit.

Audrey, it's just an apology.

That's all you're doing
right now is an apology.

It's not personal.

I just want to be
family with Liam.

I do see how you
make Liam so happy.

And I admire how
you live so freely

because I want to
live that freely, too.

Did you hear that?

I'm gonna try so hard.

I am.

I really love this MDMA.

Get back here!

Bonbon, please wait!

Bonbon!

I love you!
I love you!

I love you!

♪ How long I've waited here ♪

♪ Year upon shorter year ♪

♪ Never occurred to me ♪

♪ I was free ♪

♪ These hazy memories ♪

♪ Still reaching out to me ♪

♪ Knowing our fantasy
Perpetually ♪

♪ Couldn't I, couldn't I ♪

♪ Couldn't I, couldn't I ♪

♪ Start again, right this time ♪

♪ Couldn't I ♪

♪ Couldn't I, couldn't I ♪

♪ Couldn't I, couldn't I ♪

I'm sorry
about last night.

I'll apologize in person when
the time is right for you.

PS, please don't
press charges.

Love, your crazy sister,
Audrey.

♪ La la la, la la la ♪

♪ La la la, la la la ♪

♪ La la la, la la la ♪

So is your
boyfriend coming too?

You didn't leave.

My phone died
so I couldn't call Uber

or check a bus schedule.

So, did you spend more time
with your boyfriend?

Don't call him that.

Did you?

Yes.

No.

I just got lost
in a made-up reality

and... I just wanted
to feel young again.

What's so great about
being young anyway?

You do stupid things
and you make bad decisions.

I'm sorry for being whatever
I was being this weekend.

Me too.

I think we should go home
and get in bed.

Mm.

Right?

Yes.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh.

Mm.

♪ I've been looking
Better lately ♪

♪ With my automatic eyes ♪

♪ I've been climbing
Out of bed at night ♪

♪ And staring at the skies ♪

♪ And I know the time
Is right for me ♪

♪ To somehow make a change ♪

♪ I'd like to make a change ♪

♪ I'd like to make a change ♪

♪ I've been looking
At old photographs ♪

♪ And watching time slip by ♪

♪ I've been practicing
My autograph ♪

♪ You know the reason why ♪

♪ And it's not the life
I thought I'd live ♪

♪ But I just can't decide ♪

♪ You know I can't decide ♪

♪ If only I could give in ♪

♪ Let love win ♪

♪ Without taking no chances ♪

♪ It's an ordinary feeling ♪

♪ In an extraordinary time ♪

♪ Everybody needs a healing ♪

♪ And another case of wine ♪

♪ Can you try and try
And try again ♪

♪ To be closer to your soul ♪

♪ To see the part of your soul ♪

♪ If only you could give in ♪

♪ Let love win ♪

♪ But you're taking no chances ♪

♪ Oh, what I cannot believe ♪

♪ Oh, what I cannot believe ♪

♪ Oh, what I cannot believe
Anymore ♪

♪ You're an ever-moving target ♪

♪ You remain in silhouette ♪

♪ You can hear me
Calling to you ♪

♪ It's the noise of intellect ♪

♪ But I know that you
Will wait for me ♪

♪ In this life or the next ♪

♪ Don't look so perplexed ♪

♪ And maybe I'll just give in ♪

♪ Let love win ♪

♪ But I'm taking no chances ♪