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Take your time.

Come back home.

For a moment,
feel free.

Today, more than ever,

man must learn
to live again with nature.

So the program
"Meetings at the End of the End of the World"

invites you to discover
all these peoples, landscapes

and animals frozen in time.

At Christmas, they will not accompany us
one, not two, not three

but four
exceptional guests.

He already "dines" with you
more than fifty years.

The presenter and star,
JGG, Julien Grosset-Grainville.

Ladies and gentlemen, good night.

She's "Vera, Vet ?,
the veterinarian who talks to animals

in the television series
number one in France.

- The indomitable Nathalie Dulac!
- It's escaping me!

Seraphin, behave yourself!

The stand-up beast that is
to perform at the Stade de France.

And king of comedy,

- the unique Sam!
- It was great!

But it is not easy.

Many goals with the "bleus"
and in Champions with Atl�tica.

The mascot of the selection,
The "Matador", K�vin Kerguellec!

To what part of the world
will our stars travel?

With whom or with what�
if they will find?

They will discover it like this
that your plane will take off,

and you too,
on December 25th.

"Meetings at the end of the end
of the world. Christmas Special ?.

- to the left!
- So? I saw.

- I know how to read.
- Well, you never know.

You promised that when you hung
the boots would go to Biarritz.

I didn't hang up my boots.
They replaced me after 22 years

by a blonde who doesn't even
knows the capital of Mongolia.

Ul�n Bator. Find it difficult Ul�n
Bator? Even a kid knows that.

I don't know how you agreed to participate
in such a tacky program.

Are you kidding?
� the program of the moment,

everyone wants to do it.
Can you imagine the Christmas special?

I'm not talking about "Dating
at the end of the end of the world "

but telesales.

To return to triumph the most
important � stay on the trampoline.

And jump one,
and over and over again.

I'll be out for
a few days, don't worry.

I carry the backpack on my back
and some more.

A travel diary
to tell my stories.

I take everything I need
In my backpack!

Stop!

I don't take my passport.
Turn around!

What?

SURVIVAL MANUAL

Julien. Are you here yet?

Of course!

- But it's still early.
- No, let me explain.

Of the four that we go with you,
I am the best.

I will be the one who will
find the totem.

Julien, this is not
some vacation.

Listening...
I tell you something, Poli.

At fifty-nine
every day is a holiday.

Come on, on the march.
I take the bag.

Tell Short to bring
the yellow suitcase.

Who is Short?

Take it yourself.

"A Vet" came.

Marc, you know what?
I forgot the pass ...

Hace for three minutes that I'm gone

I know.

Don't mind me, Marc! You asked me
in wedding for three days!

I know.
I know and I'm sorry.

I mean, I'm sorry
for having gone.

It wouldn't be better
prepare the tour

before going camping with
this bastard from L�o Poli?

They only sold themselves
one third of the entries.

You have no other left, Sam.

Why? Why don't they sell out?
Why don't they sell out?

Bear in mind that
the "Stade de France" is huge.

People are screwed,
they have no money and they laugh less.

Do you laugh less? Nothing!
Of course they laugh!

Of course they laugh a lot,
but it's an inner laugh.

A silent laugh.

What's up with you?
What bothers you?

No! To laugh in silence
they don't need to go to the Stade de France .

Don't enjoy! You promised
that you would go to the party.

MY SON, MY FIGHT

- She went this weekend.
- Shit ...

No!

How could I forget?

Because I agreed to
come to this circus?

I hate to travel.

How are you?
Lólo Poli!

- The great L�o Poli!
- Welcome, Sam.

I want to go
vacation with you.

I like your program. � brilliant.
It's brilliant, but ... it's not easy.

- Sam!
- Hello.

I introduce you to Nico,
your suitcase and mine.

Hello. But...
Sam, you're going to have to go alone.

Like? We are nail and flesh.

Sam, that's the joke
of the first episode.

Saunas on their own account.

- Don't say. Seriously?
- Yes. Seriously.

Just a moment.

Can you cut it?
Cut a second.

What is all this about? Never in life
I went nowhere alone.

You can't even go alone
� bathroom?

Why are you laughing?
Who is this?

I do the jokes,
is that clear?

What a nightmare!

JGG!

JGG!

- How happy I am!
- Sam ...

Ladies and gentlemen, good night.
Listen, it's brilliant ...

but it is not easy!

- If you do it better than me ...
- No, I wish.

- Yes, you nailed it!
- Right away.

Let me through,
I'm Nathalie Dulac!

Don't you recognize me?
Don't you watch TV?

Nathalie, what's going on?
Let her pass, to Nathalie Dulac.

- What did I tell you?
- I'm sorry, Nathalie.

Poli, what will
I have to leave!

Nathalie.

- Are you drunk?
-Is she smoking?

And your luggage?

Traveling without luggage
� travel with your heart.

Yes? Come here.
Nathalie, what a joy!

Mr. Grainville.

Tell me, is it true that you will
work on telesales?

My God...

- I love telesales.
- Right.

Where is my Nathalie Dulac?

How did I want to
to know "The veterinarian"!

Who is this?

You know, Sam ...
Our Sam.

Yes of course!
Sorry.

� he looks much bigger
in person.

- Well, not so much.
- You also look your age.

Let's let him be.
It got ugly,

- do you mind repeating?
- Nothing at all.

Try to have a better environment between
you, more spirit of ... forgiveness.

I have to take him.

Yes?
Yes.

Hello. I'm Ger�nimo.
You can call me Jerome. Or G�g�.

- Or we may not call you.
- Who does that matter?

- Come on, come on. This way.
- Okay.

- You should have arrived three hours ago!
- I know, Julien.

Sorry, you should board now.

- Come on.
- Wait, no, no.

Anyway, I don't want my
image associated with this bread crust.

I don't feel like it either
to travel with him.

- Attention, come here!
- What?

Camera, camera, camera!
We will!

Recording.

- Yes sir!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Kevin.
- Welcome, Kevin.

It was close, wasn't it?

Tell me, where are you going with that
disguise? Carnival?

It is not a disguise. It's mine
normal clothes every day.

I believe that black in Africa
austral is not a good idea.

- Do you know where we're going?
- Yes.

- Of course, for Africa.
- What?

Listen, Julien, I was the one
you should tell that on the plane!

Boy ... I'm twenty-five
years of this little world.

The news came to me,
I didn't even have to look for them.

Of course, I also have twenty five
years in this world and didn't know it.

- Why didn't you know?
- I didn't know, because ...

get information from a koala
or a guinea pig is not easy.

- Because you are "The veterinarian"!
- Come on, come on, come on.

- For adventure!
- Yes!

- The "Matador" in person!
- Yes.

Wait...
Just a moment.

Will there be whales?

No.
I'm sorry to tell you that, Kevin.

No? � a little bird told me
that you've been swimming among whales.

- And the whales drive me crazy.
- What? No, no, no.

This time we will meet the tribe
most isolated place on the planet.

It's a shame.
Don't go away!

- Wait!
- The Malawas.

Give me a lozenge.
Do you want to?

How the hell did you know that
about whales?

What a nightmare!

- A little reading, sir?
- Good! That's good.

Thank you.

- This is it? Didn't we travel first?
- Don't even remind me of that.

- We're on executive with commoners.
- Well, guys, let's go to the adventure.

Camera, recording.

The time has come to
bid farewell to civilization.

Take out your cell phones
and put them in that bag.

- With pleasure.
- Here goes.

- This is going to be the most difficult.
- Okay, guys. Erase the chambers,

make yourself comfortable
and enjoy the flight.

Gigi. Give it back to me, will you?
It was only for fake shots.

- Wasn't it for fake shots?
- No, it wasn't. This is serious.

I can't be eight days
without the cell phone.

- Fifteen days.
- What?

- Left on the cover of "Voici"!
- What?

Didn't you know?

"NATHALIE AND MARC MARRY"!
- They're about to get married.

It thrills to always come out on the cover.

I already left at eight.
And with two nudes.

Are you going to invite me?

G�g�, turn it on.

Sam, we're about to take off.

It's time to
know the destination.

It is not necessary. Let's go to Tikilele.
Yes, Julien has already lashed himself.

Will you be recording all the time?
Cut! We're on the plane.

Sir. Excuse me...
Can I order you a vodka?

- Of course sir.
- Bring two. Another one for me.

Don't you have a "Grand Bordeaux"?
"Ch�teau Latour"? "Pertrus"?

- If you want to bring an imperial.
- But first class,

because the one here is unfortunate.

Wait, and a Red Bull,
with potatoes!

I shouldn't have listened to the station.
What a beautiful journey awaits us!

What a nightmare.

If you say "What a nightmare"
salts of this plane by the toilet.

- I'm going down there.
- Great.

- How are you? Everything okay?
- Get me out of here!

Is it normal that there is no belt?
Nat, do you mind if we switch?

- Calm down, just turbulence.
- Here. I give you mine.

- But it will be useless, man!
- Breathe, there's less to go.

The production team!

We will cross the desert

and at night they join us
to the rest of the team.

- If I knew, I would have gone with them!
- With gusts of wind

that will have to endure,
you'll be much better with us.

Grab good!

We have to go down!
Let me out!

Okay, but ...
this is not easy.

They don't know how lucky we are.

Nature in all its splendor
welcome us.

A tablet for nausea?

I present you the Wokabi,
our new guide.

It's lucky to have him,

because he was the only outsider
to be accepted by the Malawas.

Don't go away!
I forgot my bag.

No wonder, they had confused him
with a pineapple with all that hair.

It looks like a shower curtain.

I speak fifteen languages.

This hairstyle is the symbol
to belong to my tribe.

And the shower curtain is ours
traditional warrior costume.

Red as anger
of our god.

Sorry, I left something
in the car. I'll be right back.

Well, as for the weather,
what's your prediction?

It was a surprise.

I feel that I fit in this country, even
that my skin is too white,

- but inside I'm black.
- Don't worry, dear.

In two hours you will not be white
nor black, you will be quite red.

Do you see this?

I just brought one and I'll stay
happy to share it.

No. I want to break with all the tricks
of our consumer society.

- Perfect!
- In that I have to give you reason.

Bring this, which I already have
second-degree burns!

I give you little, if not for
I have nothing left.

Shit.

Look where ...
A box of twenty?

Listen, don't be under any illusions.
This is not what it seems.

The number one rule of the reporter
� always carry your passport,

fifty euros in cash
and penicillin.

They do not get wet and thus ... float.

Shit! This fish ends up
to take my passport!

You bastard!

Nobody has a harpoon?
A harpoon?

You have...
"Will you have a harp?"

Welcome to Africa.

Pap� Estrunfe, much missing?

We are coming
but still missing.

Good.

Left foot, right foot,
heel down.

We support and push
the thick finger.

Left foot, right foot,
heel down.

Are you going to walk all the way like that?

How jealous.

One hundred percent detoxifying.

The heat makes us expel
all the fat in the body.

How I want to sit
in the hotel pool.

What are you talking about, Kevin?
There is no hotel.

- There is no hotel? This is good.
- Have you never seen the program?

No?

We go to a tribe of primitives
and so we sleep with them.

And with whales? You slept
ever with whales?

- No, Kevin.
- Come on, man.

I don't understand how it marked so many
goals, being so slapped.

No matter how many laps it takes,
I can't understand it.

My feet hurt.

What's that noise?

- They are waiting for us.
- Excuse.

We are almost in a state of
"pregnancy" and thirsty.

Lost between the plateau of
Tikilele and the Duakip desert.

A group of natives
comes to meet us.

You could have said to bring
mountain shoes.

Our guests
they are impatient.

Impatient, my ass.

Will you help me or not?

An exceptional encounter
with exceptional people.

I'm starting to get exhausted.

We are...

We are very honored
for knowing you.

Thank you for having us.

Hello.

Look at them, how beautiful
with their pitcher heads.

I feel like they're spying on me
through a lock.

Delighted, I'm Kevin.
No?

Do not be afraid.

I'm sorry, sorry.

They put me in a lot less
fear with the mask.

- Where are you going?
- It comes for me, it seems.

They say they welcome you
To the woman with the golden hair.

- They've never seen a blonde woman.
- I understand.

This ... good morning.
Delighted.

I still don't understand them,
but he does the translation.

It's beautiful, isn't it?
I know.

Hello!

Lastly.

I'm enjoying this tour
across the field. No, Tokapi?

- Wokabi. Wokabi.
- Look, let's do something.

I'll call you Jeff, like mine
son-in-law, whom I like a lot.

That way it will be easier.
I will be Julien and you will be Jeff.

- I prefer Wokabi.
- Okay, Jeff. We will.

Where are you going?
My feet are killing me.

I don't move from here.

Come on, G�g�!
Run, run, run!

Record that!

We arrived.

It was time.

This is paradise.

Hello, how are you?
Good afternoon.

That's mine.
Hello, lady.

It's far away, but it's beautiful.

Moni onji.

Muli. Buanyi.

Yina landa.

Endi Julien. Julien.

Ende konduera cucu y�wan�.

Cucu yiwanii!

Didn't I pronounce it well?

I'd say you left a mark.

I was talking about chichewa,
the language of Malawians.

- It has nothing to do with ours.
- Really?

Well, anyway,
it never hurts to know.

Helps you communicate, doesn't it?
G�g�?

Lastly. Someone important.

Excuse. I introduce myself, Sam.
Chief of humor.

Right. Okay.

- Budan?
- "Bhoo 'Din" means "sun".

Thank you very much.

Luck brought us this
unique spiritual moment.

Nathalie, what do you think of him?

I feel that it took place
an inexplicable connection

between you and the children of the village.

I feel a great emotion.
What bothers me ...

Malta!
They have adobe balls!

They're really cool!

I'm not done yet.

Football, for life.

Brings people together,
whatever the culture.

This is not a ball.

It's a ball of zebra droppings.
They use them as fertilizers.

Why do they do it?
Is there a problem?

He who dares to address the shamans
when it arrives, it brings with it an evil eye.

it's Krabou!

I didn't want to be in your fur,
friend. You got the pretty one!

I'm not Krabou, I'm Sam!

Krabou! � umKrabou!
Krabou! Krabou!

Krabou!

With all my affection.
Tell me, what is your name, my son?

What? I'll call you Jeff as
to everyone else. It will be easier.

Here, Jeff. For me Jeff.
And you will be Frangoise, yes?

For you, Frangoise.
For Frangoise.

Frangoise. Jeff.
For Jeff. For little Jeff.

Hi, Julien. Are you aware
that they can't read?

- And much less French?
- Of course, but look at them.

They are delighted
and are enjoying it!

No, what interests them
are the photographs.

They stay with them and
they do voodoo with them.

What you say?
Wait! Give them back.

Come on, Jeff, give it to me.
Give me all!

- It was a joke.
- Don't tell him.

Look at this, boys!
I caught a Pok�mon!

You haven't done enough
when bringing Krabou?

This will be your home.

It's better than I expected.
Don't you think?

Welcome to the Malawas home

for this meeting at the end
the end of the world.

AND...
How do we sleep?

That's right!

- That's right.
- Okay, if I sleep I know what to do.

- The question is where we sleep.
- In fact, Nathalie,

Malawas do not have
the bed concept.

They sleep where they want, where they can,
when they are tired.

- Now this is fascinating.
- Okay, it's simple and practical.

� minimalist, no mattresses
nor sheets.

And besides that it has nothing to
washing ... this is revolutionary.

- And respects the environment.
- True, well seen.

It's like that, Malawas!

Come? You always learn
something new.

Since this moment, our
boys will live like Malawas.

Renouncing comfort,
to materialism.

In union with nature.

So, leave it to me, you'll see.
I'm sorry, sorry.

I'm in? � great.

Since this moment,
we renounce all comfort.

Ready to live like
our friends, the Malawians.

Don't you feel the emotion?

Whenever I see you, it seems like
you're about to tell me to screw.

No, nothing like that. Cut, cut.
It is already.

- Congratulations for the cho�a, � optimal.
- How is it optimal?

- I can't take another second here!
- Don't rush, Sam ...

I don't want to sleep between millions
of tiny animals!

Minuscule nothing, Sam.

Cockroaches are even registered
for being so big.

- Could you put a rug for us?
- That.

Can i ask for a room
just for me?

Now let's let that
you settle in, right?

And as the Malawas say:
"Otanga", good night.

Otanga, which means
"Good night".

- Bye.
- Okatanga.

Let's stay here?
Does it look good to everyone?

Right here, Okatanga.

Who will sleep tonight
like an otter?

It's me!

- That's cool!
- Boy, that's crazy!

Nat, if you feel like it, I can do it
a hole, respecting the distance.

It seems more interesting to me
sleep like them.

Then tell me soon
at dawn.

We will!

Yes, continue to dream.

What a way this is!

I can't anymore.

He's snoring all night.

I didn't have so much pain in my ears
since the Shakira concert.

- Do you really drink zebra milk?
- Yes, it's very good.

- Like an Oreo smoothie?
- How cool!

I'm lactose intolerant.
I don't digest milk.

Sorry, boss.

I think I'll have a coffee,
because that ... will be a no.

Me too.

- What did that come to?
- Who's Marc?

Marc to you, come on.

- You have it.
- I'm Kevin.

Don't be smart, Marquitos,
you just follow the role.

Thank you.

- Burn!
- It was recently milked.

- Yes of course.
- It's good.

A little salty.
It has a small taste ...

- What, Marc?
- Milk?

This is female milk
or male?

Now!

But, it's perfect,
very good.

- Never do that gesture again.
- Why?

It's a big insult. You mean:
"May your ass never close!"

- Great ordeal.
- It doesn't have to be this way.

She said it jokingly.

This is even worse!

You mean:
"I put your fingers in your nose"

"and take your brain off to give it
to eat the hippos'.

You have a language
very graphic.

Yes! With signs, sounds and
words we understand each other.

I'll keep my hands, okay?
Hands are covered.

- Kevin, don't move anymore.
- Forget about "rock, paper, scissors".

"Marc" means
"zebra" in malawa.

- And "Marc" means "zebra milk".
- Okay.

Yes, why not?
Yes, I think it's so disgusting

how to butter a
chocolate toast.

Good Morning!

Thank you.

- Sabandija!
- One second. Let's go now.

- Did you sleep well?
- Like a baby, my friend.

- I accommodated perfectly.
- I don't really.

- A hotel would have been better.
- I bring you some good news.

- We talk to the production.
- I knew there was a network.

- No, it's a satellite phone.
- Do you have a phone?

- Yes, but only for emergencies.
- It's good to know that.

It looks like the team is
in the middle of a storm ...

- Of sand. Of sand.
- They're a day or two late.

- Two.
- No!

- What about my bags?
- But Julien, what about your giant backpack?

In my backpack
I just take the bed!

- Don't be like that.
- I'm not like that!

- And what's the good news?
- The good news is that G�g�,

was clairvoyant and brought
replacement batteries.

So we can continue to record.

But we will have to stay here
a day or two more.

Impossible. I have osteopath
because of the back.

I don't want to tell you my life,
but the guy is a genius.

But you have to make an appointment
with a month of advancement.

Who to tell, that I have
a Bar Mitzv� in Dubai.

Do you really think I'm going to lose him?

Look, do whatever you want.
I ... Are you coming with me?

Because, after all,
they are all the same.

- Do you think he's funny?
- No.

Me neither.

Malawi eat
mainly from jamb�.

And they also use their shell
to manufacture masks.

It is women who
collect the jamb�.

That!
Where are the men?

Come on, G�g�, record!
Nathalie ...

One second. While they
kill to collect the jamb�,

men will hunt gazelles
To the tribe next door.

It is the same everywhere.
Family, love, respect ...

They are the values that instilled us,
but the reality is different.

Man has been a pig since
the beginning of time.

It's already, cut now!
Cut now!

Cut now!
Cut now!

Cut now!
Cut now!

Cut now!
Cut now!

Cut now!
Cut now!

- What was this?
- The nettles sting a lot!

What is up?
What did you say?

He said:
"Caluda, we're hunting".

Pikachu! If you see any
white let me know, will you?

No! Don't get in there!

No! Out, out.
Watchman.

No! There are beds!

What bastards!

Yes!

There is adobe everywhere.

In the houses, on the paths,
in people, everything with adobe.

Morocco gives you a thousand laps.

Well, since you're looking for a
sorry, nothing is wrong!

Tell me there is so much .

Okay.
And don't forget to call him.

Don't screw me!

There's a monkey in front of me!

And there are tomatoes so big that
go sweeping the floor with them!

Little monkey!
No, I'm not talking to you.

Find me a flight immediately!
And it can even be in tourist class!

No, not in tourist class.

What do you mean by comb?
Wait...

You mean the honor
Yours, Julien.

- My?
- Yes!

My. � great. Cool.
Thanks for the pressure.

I also don't have much
illusion in eating lynx.

I read that for the Egyptians,
the lynx was sacred.

No, it wasn't the lynx,
but the sphinx.

Let's say there are times that I don't hunt
with a bow to feed me, you know?

Give it to me. This is something for
the killer". You will see the athlete.

Never missed a shot
throughout my career.

Do you hear him?
I hit him!

I hit him!
I hit him hard.

This scream is very strange.

You could have done it with the foot,

Shit!
I'm really sorry!

As they say: "It may be that
were you too close? "

Forgive me.
Are you okay?

- Stop making gestures, damn it!
- I just said what I feel!

Run, Kevin!

Jerome! Jerome, come on.

Yes, Krabou, understood.

We will record all my
sequences now

and then assemble everything
with those of the rest.

- I have to go.
- You can't leave, Sam.

You will not be able to
enjoy this?

Listen, my uncle died.
Do you know what to die for?

Sanded, yes?

Do you think I'm going to have fun
doing this now?

- Did your uncle die?
- Yes, yesterday morning!

Lie, it was at night. Right?
Of disease. Come on, record.

Right.
Prepared?

� great.

It's over.

The time has come for me to go.
To abandon the Malawians.

A people that welcomed me
with ... arms open.

"Your people, your character,
your smiles ".

Your values. The value.
The value of adobe, including.

This adobe that we don't have.

Here I feel more human.
Away from human comedy ...

And of all this fame that you
it consumes life.

"Sam, Sam, a picture!"
"Sam, Sam, a selfie!"

"Sam, whenever I see you ..."
"How beautiful, Sam!"

"Sam, you are our god!"

I am no god. God is there,
With my brothers and sisters.

It won't be easy at all
leave all of this.

The tierra.

Cut it! What? Well, right?
You were brilliant!

Come on, follow me.
Let's record Pikachu.

Come here.

Thanks for the pipe!

It's great!

Yours.

You know what? I Think
the shaman has an eye on you.

- Not to mention you.
- Not even in dreams.

You men are like shrimp.
No one wants the head. only the tails.

Why are you saying that?
Look at your kid, Marc.

- beautiful, intelligent ...
- Pass the pipe.

I think he's more experienced,
elegant, friendly.

There. Shut up.

No, in the end you're right.

Sometimes it's good to let off steam.

You know I consider myself
a citizen of the world.

Deep down I'm Crist�v�o Colombo
of the twenty-first century.

- You lived in Paris, right?
- Let's say I share an apartment.

- With my mother.
- Very well.

Sir!
Glad you're here!

Your arm is full of shit!

This is a blessed glory!

How nice!

- You're in shit!
- Touch yourself.

Rays!

The ghost of the opera!

I don't see shit!

Where's the clothes?

How serious are you?

- Come here!
- So?

- We will. Come on, give it to me!
- So, is this a joke?

- Come on, give it to me! No, my hair!
- So?

Animal shit!

My hair!

There? This is crazy!
They were almost killing us!

Great shit ...

There.
There? Hello?

Is there anyone?

There?

There?

How disgusting I am.

There?

Big hole in that
you threw yourself!

Where is this asshole?
There?

Hey! Hey!

Come on, I still have to
fire ... What the fuck is this?

Come on.
Look, there's the boss over there.

Boss!
You arrive in good time.

Because. How do you say
"chief" in malawa?

"Mapongo", great.
And how do you say "goodbye"?

Mapongo. � always the same
word, "mapanga"

And now I would like to say:
"I'm leaving, but I'll be back"

"because it was good,
thanks, out of the milk ".

"Papapapango!
Almost the same as "popopongo",

It's too simple a language,
but practical, I have to say.

No, "mapango" means that
you have the Mapongo worm on top.

You must be quiet
or he eats your brain.

You were lucky.

You were fantastic!

I want to go home!

I have the wigs in the car, damn it.
Gigi, where are you?

First they try to kill us.

On the contrary, they wanted
save us from the lemonade snake.

Where are you?

But what...

There?

- So?
- Leo?

No trace of the L�o.
It is possible that ...

Yes, will you leave me?

That our friend had
a fatal encounter.

A black mamba,
a spotted hyena ...

At these times it is likely that
has already died in an atrocious way.

It costs to say this because ...
we held him in high esteem.

But you have to accept reality.

- Julien. This was not funny.
- I don't mean to be funny!

Maybe I went to get
the rest of the team.

Naked? He left the clothes
next to the pond.

D�-ma.

There is no elephant that detects
our friend by the smell of your clothes?

No, no. Don't give it to him!
Now you won't be able to recover.

Everything you give to the shaman�
It is considered an offer.

Yes?
Like my brother!

The boss says L�o is due
have lost. Don't worry.

The bonfire light will go
guide you to us

and then let's laugh together
under the stars.

To tell you the truth, it does
time that I don't laugh at anything

and I doubt that I will do it now.

It doesn't mean that you don't know me
laugh, but this situation does not deserve it!

When will the reinforcements arrive?

- The phone is gone.
- What?

- No more phones?
- No.

Some idiot must
have given it to the shaman.

I found a flight, Sam.

Less bad!
But I must tell you that ...

- I don't want to travel with those on TV.
- Did you see L�o?

- Hala?
- No. No, no. Am sorry.

- You'll end up coming back, see.
- You know the area well.

- Come on, it's time for dinner.
- Yes?

- Yes.
- I'm hungry.

- And I.
- I'll be right away.

- According.
- Hala?

- Nico ...
- It has cream.

- Really?
- No, you're kidding.

Sam?

Yes, I'm going now.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Good night.

Tonight, the Malawian people

honor us with one of your rituals
most ancestors, the kukizenda.

Kukazando.

Yes, that, the kukazanda.

A ritual in which
sacrifice a zebra,

that for them is their most important asset
precious and main source of milk.

So, on behalf of the team,
I thank them.

Thank you.

- Angry!
- This is what television is all about.

In feeling the adrenaline of the moment.

By the way, did you know that I started
as a war reporter?

- Really?
- Yes.

During World War II?

This is impossible, think alone.

Kukazando!
... leaving!

For us?
Thank you.

No, for me no thanks.

I threw up before ...
and through the nose.

Krabou! Krabou!

- You must accept.
- No, no, Sam ...

This morning, they almost kill me
and Julien for nonsense.

I would accept, Krabou.

With pleasure.
Thank you.

I have an eye floating inside.

This is a good
sentimental omen.

- Good...
- Yes?

I'll prove.

See how this damn zebra is doing.

- Well, it's not bad!
- No?

It even looks very good.
It is quite subtle.

- Yes.
- It has ... a certain touch of coriander.

Isn't that right, Nat?

- The eye is a little bitter.
- Congratulations, great boss.

It is an excellent meal.
Really. And I say it without ...

Without making obscene gestures,
no, goat?

- Don't translate that to him, Jeff.
- I'm really enjoying it.

Yes, who would say it.

They left some pieces
quite hard.

- Damn, in my hair.
- What?

- It will be the mane of the zebra.
- What?

Sam, Sam. Look what i
found in the bowl.

I didn't wear this in my hair.

No ...

- In K�vin's bowl.
- the spring of the L�o!

It's his hair!

We are ...
eating ...

The fool of L�o.

They are cannibals!

Which cannibals, which one?
They live off hunting and gathering.

Too bad the L�o is not there.
He would love this.

No, no, no. Now they want
eat a piece of your heart?

- I don't plan to do that.
- It's our friend's heart, it's ugly.

Although I do not consider it
my friend.

I have to speak to my agent.

I hope it's a match,
otherwise it's not funny!

- Give him a little, I can't!
- Come on, Nat!

- Don't even think!
- Come on, give him a little!

- But it's raw!
- Give him some!

We will! Give me now!
We will!

I ate L�o.

I ate L�o.

I ate it.

Well done.

I ate L�o.
I ate it.

I ate L�o.
I ate it.

I think to give them good
note on Trip Advisor.

Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut up?

- I told you to break the ice.
- Calm down and breathe.

- Enough!
- The important thing in a crisis situation ...

- keep your head cool.
- That's easy to say.

That here the only one who ate
his eye was me!

Very well. Listen well.

Let's choose a leader, and I think
that the most natural is that the boss

- be me.
- No, I better be the boss.

- Me too.
- You?

No, I think so too
it should be me.

What was your greatest achievement?
Take the driving license?

I have a PhD
in political science.

Did any of you win the
Champions League as captain?

No more discussion!
The boss is me!

I'm the boss.
You, doctor, smoke.

You, the Matador, why don't you go
hear the crickets sing?

And you will prepare me a coffee,
because I need it to think.

Listen to me!

I am the most qualified to
question a crisis situation.

In addition, I will tell you
something very confidential.

At this point I am the same.
I'm a badass.

You want to stop your game
to see who has it bigger?

The only thing that matters
now get out of this nightmare!

I will not allow them to eat me!
There is also a lot to eat!

And I'm not prepared
to die!

Because I never went
to the Cannes festival.

I never won a C�sar!

I didn't even have a role
in a decent movie.

And I just broke up with my
boyfriend! There will be no wedding!

And on top of that, it will be.
and on Tuesdays I go to the psychologist.

And I can't even
talk to him!

Are they really bad?

Clear.
And that makes me the boss.

Where will the phone be?
We have to ask for help.

- It must be in the shaman's ark.
- Exactly. I'll go there.

- You have to pick him up.
- Me? What if it's you, Sam?

- I can't go, I'm Krabou!
- Are you looking for this?

- He what?
- Yes, that's it.

Now do you listen to me?
Fuck!

- No!
- Get your fucking phone!

Calm!
Stop!

- Calm down, Nathalie!
- Why did you do that?

Here is your phone!
Calm!

You've been paying
to condemn us all!

You are dreaming!

- You were very lucky.
- Hala?

- Do you hear me?
- Yes, who are you?

I'm G�g�.
This got out of hand.

- We are about to ...
- Hello. Hi, I'm Sam.

The situation is Dante.
These people are crazy.

They killed L�o and now
they want us to eat it.

- We're terrified.
- Sam, thank you for your comment,

but right now
we are not playing games.

We are still stuck
in the middle of the storm.

- At least five feet ...
- Would you please shut up

and bring yours four times
four or I'll tear your eyes out

- and I give them to the hippos!
- Why don't we keep calm?

Flota?

- Gigi?
- Say it.

This is the head of the group.
These people are cannibals! They...

- It went out.
- Did it go out?

- There is no battery.
- Who was the asshole who used it?

It was only for emergencies!
And now what do we do?

It must have been L�o.

- What a bastard!
- Listen.

Due to its physics, it should have
food for two or three days.

- No, Lõo is not enough.
- But we'll have some time!

No, no. In a couple
by day we'll be in pieces.

Don't see who we are
their fangs?

It's like the movie "Shark"
but on land.

Terrabaro.

It does not have the same weight.

- We're screwed anyway.
- What a fucking program.

We can connect to Macron
if we had cell phones.

- To whom?
- To Macron, he likes jokes.

I have been my follower for some time.

- They won't let us go.
- No!

If the team doesn't get here
tomorrow night,

one of us will have to
sacrifice yourself.

We will.

I know it's difficult, but ...
Who is willing to do it?

Any of you,
for me it is the same.

No, I don't.
I can't do it, Julien.

I will try to make a box of
connections with camera batteries.

Well, guys.
Enough of nonsense.

The phone is dead.
Shut up and let's get out of here.

Friend, be careful.

I think you’re confusing this
crisis situation with familiarity.

We have shared moments with
L�o does not make us friends.

- No, did you think so?
- While cannibals sleep,

this leftist technician from here,
because you don't want to end up as pope.

- Bravo, great. Coward!
- Left?

What does this have to do with it?
I'm also a socialist!

Poor thing ...

- Poor thing
- Excuse...

You are not the only one who understands
of survival?

- Don't leave without us!
- Wait!

Some of you help me
folding the bed?

Some of you help me
folding the bed?

No, no ... No!

If any of you feel like
a brain fondue

just have to get in
a crouton by the ear.

Do you have water?
Pass it on!

- Didn't you bring any?
- No.

Was it really necessary?
Why didn't you say?

They don't know how to do anything alone.
They're all spoiled stars.

Take a sip without abuse
and then return it to me.

- Okay.
- Without abusing ...

- Shadow!
- Not even.

- Just a minute.
- Where is your humanity?

I can't anymore,
I don't even feel the feet!

Listen, and if we change
shoes every five kilometers?

Thank you.

Friends are for that.

Tell me, K�vin,
are you still single?

I live with colleagues.
Well, they live with me.

- I didn't know that aspect of you.
- Because.

Don't worry. I am used to
taking clubs and running with them.

- Yes?
- Isn't that the scarf of L�o?

- Yes and then?
- And that's his backpack.

Wherever this poor devil
be, you no longer need it.

Clear. They are the worst scourge
of this continent.

Excuse me?

Let's see.

We are here and three kilometers away
there is a village with an aerodrome.

Just cross this stream.

So why is it that in
coming we took a jeep,

a canoe and we've been eight hours
in a truck with 60 degrees of heat?

Why it was necessary to improve
the show.

And if I punch you ...

Listen to me, clown!
I'll make things clear!

I will not play ball.
I don't feel admiration for you.

Your mood is too mild to
me. I like black humor.

But I don't feel it either
admiration for none of you.

So, from now on,
to the first one who speaks ill,

- I'll break your nose!
- He said he remains.

- Mother who gave birth to me!
- What did we just say, idiot?

- I just stung a bug!
- Like?

- A� est�.
- We will!

You were stung by a
Leiurus Quinquestriatxxs.

Is the first time
I see one in person!

Your poison is three times more
powerful than that of the Cape snake,

- which by itself is very bad ...
- What does that mean?

- Because...
- Well, you're gonna kick your boots.

- No, by God!
- You have to extract the poison.

Let someone come.
Come on, Nathalie.

- No way, I won't suck your foot.
- But I just gave you my shoes!

You borrowed it, K�vin,
that is not the same!

Come on, they're almost yours.

- My back is not so wide.
- Do you want to suck?

- Me? No.
- Come on, it will help you, Matador.

- Thank you. We will.
- Don't move.

Now, do it like this and suck it.

Come on, it's yours, K�vin!

- Suck! You can!
- You'll make me paralyzed!

Well, this is better than dying.

- What you do?
- Come here.

- I don't want to die.
- You have to make a cut.

G�g�, leave me.
I'll do it.

- Like this?
- Like a fillet.

See you soon.

- It's right! Watch out!
- Where?

So, you see? Look look!
A�, a�, a�!

- It's a scolopendra!
- What?

It's harmless. Just take it out
the head and sip the vitamins.

No, no, no ...

- I can't believe it!
- This is disgusting!

You notice a little fever,
just it.

Julien, I'm going to kill you.

There is no point in regret.
S� positive, thanks for being alive.

- Give me the knife.
- At this rate, it will end without blood.

- We have to cauterize the wound.
- I can't look!

- I never shit so much.
- I can?

Except that time when
I confused Michael Jordan

with a street vendor.

I was with my friends on a terrace
and had already had a few glasses ...

Hala, cauterized.

Because you didn't say you had
another pair of shoes?

- Because we are not friends.
- One hundred.

Look! The village.
We are saved!

But I can't find the stream.

Then the lines
gray were this.

It was evident.
They mark the unevenness.

Shit...
God.

It must be a joke.

We're on the side!

What do we do now?

Or we go around the cliff to
find a bridge or we jump,

we climb with risk and
we can get to dusk.

Or we abort and change plans.

It's better, because this is
so high that you even shit.

And I, swimming is not
There’s a big deal, say.

And the impact would be the same as
that of an egg on cement.

In the contract there was none of this.
Do what you want, I'll pass.

- Give me the backpacks.
- What?

Give me the backpacks!

- What do you want?
- Where are you going?

- What are you doing, man?
- Why did you throw them away?

He needed weight.

Zero, zero, one. zero, zero, two.
Zero, zero, three.

Four seconds, 60 kilos,
we can jump. Who goes first?

What?

Heroes don't exist on TV,
but in real life.

Who will be the hero?

� because you lack
brand boots?

� why do you lack the public?
� why do you lack the telepoint?

As for the actress ...

You'd better not even ask.

No, sir, it's me.
The Z� Nobody�m.

Who saved you?
Ger�nimo!

- You, clown.
- Yes.

- Records on YouTube. Press here.
- Yes.

We will. Do the same as me,
no nonsense, right?

- Good.
- Action!

Ge-r�-ni ... Shit!
Rays!

I left myself for last.

Right. Let's go to this one.

We will.

Wait ...
Died!

We shouldn't dedicate it
a prayer or something?

What the hell is that?

Well ... a prayer.
Is how the Indians pray, no?

The blood does not rise to you
Head, right?

On the march.

Yeah ... yeah.

He looked calm, but he had
the shape of a thousand demons.

-And he still took our backpacks.
- Rays!

That you know that your death
it was a joke!

The shaman denies that the tribe
go looking for them.

- Say they're bad.
- No, no. Please, great boss.

They are not normal people,
like you and me.

They're famous people.
They hate everyone, it's normal.

Okay.

The boss says the cl� must
take care of your guests.

And who will look for them
with your best men,

- against the shaman's opinion.
- Thank you. "Thank you", boss.

They say the shaman is right.

- Wokabi ...
- Tell me.

He tells them to bring them ...
alive.

You heard

He what? No.

It's been a while since I took a walk
without anyone asking me for a selfie.

I would give anything to
be in a traffic jam

with an exhaust pipe in the face.

I need to eat something, guys.

An elephant, a monkey ...
A bear.

There are no bears in the savannah, K�vin.

- I haven't heard it for ages.
- Really?

- What do you eat?
- Nothing.

- Please...
- Listen. I am...

to eat these balls
that you see on the floor.

- This?
- Yes.

- They are naturally fried.
- Are they good?

� kind as a mix
between caramel and caper.

And it doesn't kill me either.

I don’t taste caramel,
just the ... caper.

Water!

- What?
- There's water!

Yes!

Yes!

Just a moment! �Wait, wait!
Wait! Wait!

- We have to hide.
- Where?

Hide us behind the lion.

One moment, guys!
He's wagging his tail.

I think he recognized me!

It must be because the lions come
too much television, Julien.

He recognized me as a dominant male,
as leader, as head of the group.

No, when it wags its tail either
say you're about to attack.

Nat, do something!
You are the veterinarian!

In a series, K�vin!
I'm allergic to animals.

I fill up every day
with antihistamines!

It's getting closer!
Leave me alone!

In the jungle ...

in the terrible jungle ...

What are you doing?

Dead is the lion.
The lion is ...

In the jungle ...
It works!

Yes, it's my baroness voice,
soothes him.

In the jungle ...
in the terrible jungle ...

Dead is the lion.

In the jungle ...
In the terrible jungle ...

- Dead is ... the lion!
- No, no, no. Looser.

- Calm down, Julien!
- You're pissed, Julien. Shut up.

And I had almost controlled it.

Go eat us!

Do you want to drive me crazy?
Don't you see we're in trouble?

We already know that
the king of the savannah!

Although they are the lionesses
doing all the work!

So, if you don't mind, let's
drink some of your disgusting water,

before we leave your
realm of shit, okay?

Yes!

That's it!

Let's go guys.
Let's drink!

- Negative.
- Maybe we should ...

- I think it's better not to run.
- In the jungle, in ...

- Don't start again.
- Don't run.

- Don't run! Don't run!
- Also don't turn your back on him!

A little elephant.

- You have to go faster.
- I'll do what I can.

- Do you want me to take you on your shoulders?
- You don't need to bother.

We have to move forward if we want
get to the canoes before dark.

You don't go so fast,
Mr. Sabich�o!

I'm sure we will
in the right direction?

It looks like the sun is setting
will go there.

So this one is there!

Yes, we are in the south of the equator.
Here everything is upside down.

The water runs in the opposite direction.
This is the same. Give me your watch.

Carefully, that was a gift.

What you do? Are you crazy?
It's my Usain Bolt watch!

- Then buy another.
- Usain gave it to me at the Rio Games!

- It was his!
- Don't be so materialistic, Sam!

This is part of the past.
Look at the compass I made.

I was a scout all my childhood
and pioneer until 23 years old.

- I know what I'm doing.
- And why didn't you use yours?

- Did you have another watch?
- Listen.

- Because you didn't use yours.
- It was a gift from the president of the station.

I thought that with the Usain Bolt watch
we'll get out of here faster.

For God's sake, Julien!

Now we are lost
in the middle of nowhere!

And not to say that
it's getting dark!

- They're fast.
- Incredible.

Was it my thing?

What a nightmare!

No, no. No ...

"This is not a vacation"
he said. Great asshole!

Go faster.
Listen, K�vin.

You won't get anything
with some sunglasses.

Besides that already at night,
can't you see?

Being impossible doesn't mean
who can't do it.

Whatever you say.

Ger�nimo! Cute ...

Ladies and gentlemen, good night ...
Julien Gosset-Grainville ...

live on that which maybe
it will be our last night.

A cold and cold night.

We only have one option left:
share our human warmth.

Like these poor souls ...
lost.

- Are you coming to someone?
- Not an animal?

- Where?
- There are people!

- We are saved!
- Come on! We're here!

We're here!
We're here!

They are the Malawians.
It's the Malawians!

- They found us!
- They'll gut us alive!

They will make us skewers!
They have tigers!

- Help! Help!
- Run! Run!

- Help!
- I'm too beautiful to die!

Don't separate!
Don't separate!

Wait, I already lost them!

- Withdrawal!
- Wait for me!

Release me, you bastards!

Let go of me, he said
to let me go!

Are you hungry?
Enjoy it!

Stop!
You're hitting me!

Shit, again!
It's over.

Withdrawal! Withdrawal!

We are not going to screw our teeth,
bastards! We are not hamburgers!

One moment, one moment.
What do they do now?

Are you leaving?

Go away!
Go away!

- We show them how �!
- We won!

Yes!

We can't stay here.
They will come back with knives!

- And with forks!
- And with dishes!

Shit!

What if we go further north?
Further north?

If you enter the desert,
they're dead.

Is there a long way to go?

It's just a strip of sand.
If we head straight east,

soon we will find
a fishing village.

- I'm dying of thirst.
- Like everyone.

I would say we already had
passed through here.

- Let me see.
- No?

Are you stupid or what?

- Your compass does not move!
- No!

- When it is quiet it indicates the north.
- Let me see.

The North is here, but
are also around here, right?

And it seems that here too!
You? It has to be bad!

No, woman.
I tell you that the North ...

- � by a�.
- We followed you a day ago.

And now we're lost
in the desert!

You ruined my watch!
My watch!

To get lost
in this shitty desert!

And I'm about to pass out!

So what about me?
I exist too!

I will leave things very
clear, boys.

If we all die together in this
desert, just talk about me.

Because the only one that awakens
passions here it is me!

- The diva!
- I must say that you don't care about anything.

- Even the lions pass by you!
- What? I'm going to kill you!

You tried to murder me!
It's a goddamn psychopath!

My back!
I can't move!

- I think we're under arrest.
- Don't move!

I can't breathe!

We are too useless
even to fight.

Wait, raise your arm.
She lifts it!

I've been running all my life.

And for what?

To die in the middle of the desert,
surrounded by imbeciles.

I was unable to answer the phone
to my son at the airport.

I would have given anything to be
in the center of attention,

and it looks like in the end
I will end up burned.

You should have taken the opportunity to
observe the beauty of this world.

Learning to share with
the people we love.

Becoming aware of the dream
that we have to be alive. AND...

Visit these lands.

- Is that what K�vin said?
- Yes.

It was like a chicken
had multiplied.

Why are you crying?

I may have scored more goals,
but I had a dream!

I wanted to write songs and sing.

- Really?
- And I won't be able to do it anymore.

You as there was something
good in you?

Leave it.

This is the end of the end of the end.

Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, good night.

We're here, wait!
Wait!

Don't see you, please!
Wake up!

The helicopter is already here!

- The helicopter!
- On here!

Wait!
On here!

On here!

- No!
- They saw us, didn't they?

- Come on! We will!
- They saw us!

We are finally saved!

- We will!
- Give me a hand, come on!

We will!

Come on! Come on!
A little more.

Don't stop!

We will!

Come on!

We are already.

Come here.

Yes!

We will.

� the team!

Yes!

I told them it was this way.

We are alive!

We're here!

- Gigi! Gigi!
- Gigl! What a joy to see you!

What are you doing here?
Did they find us?

- They made pope of them.
- They killed him!

- And they ate it.
- They ate it!

- They ate it!
- But who?

This is life!

What?

No ...

They did it!

Everyone is looking for you!

Malawi, the police;
kept France in suspense!

- Weren't you dead?
- Nothing!

- Didn't they eat you?
- You're whole!

I almost feared the worst,

especially after seeing the Ger�nimo
made in broth.

Hello, guys.

Cool.

Come on!
Still alive?

It seems so. I was told that
the Malawians lacked respect.

What?
Weren't they going to eat us?

But what do you say?
They came to look for you!

No!

What a bunch of freaks!

They came to rescue us.

- We were idiots.
- Yes, some idiots.

- Exactly, some idiots.
- Okay, no need to repeat.

And it already has enough material to
that the final assembly looks good?

Well, let's get on with it.
As always.

Enjoy the "Meetings in the
End of the End of the World "with Vreal.

For you.

I think I know each one of these boys
and call them by his name. That's right.

- I did it! Got it!
- What?

Family, love, respect.

Are the values that
they instilled us,

but the reality is that
since the beginning of time.

Its people, its character,
your smile ... your simplicity.

This site makes me feel like a
a better person, a better human being.

Good night.

Welcome to this memorable
meeting at the end of the end of the world.

With all of you, the heroes.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Welcome, Sam. Welcome, K�vin.
Welcome, Julien. Welcome, Nathalie.

It is already.

Let's put ourselves in position.

We decided to do
some night filming

with our cameraman, Ger�nimo,
that accompanies us today.

Angry!

Go away from the camp
and suddenly ... they get lost.

For thirty-six hours they will
having everyone with their hearts in their hands,

while you, lost
in the immensity of the desert,

escape death.

An experience that
marked you for life.

So, Sam, tell me ...

- what has changed for you?
- That is evident.

I programmed four more performances
extras that sold out in 5 minutes.

Rays!
Yes?

Congratulations! Angry.

I'm glad they sold out,

but then I hope I can
take a gap year,

and go for a while
to California.

Now I need to pass
more time with my son,

before he gets tired
of your father's jokes.

- I doubt that will happen.
- How touching.

Thank you.

Now let's talk to Julien.

I have a feeling that there was
one before and one after.

- Yes, it's true.
- They said you were leaving Paris

- to move to Biarritz.
- By living this experience ...

it seems that I finally accepted
that time passes.

But that is not so difficult when
you're surrounded by people you love,

like my wife, Alice.

This deserves applause.

Nathalie, your name is in your mouth
of all film producers.

It means that V�ro,
the Veterinary, will you withdraw?

- No! No, no ...
- What do you say! Enjoy now!

No, seriously.
The truth is that tonight

I don't feel like talking about my
career or my life.

The only thing I know is that I have
the need to help others.

It is very noble of you.

Big!

You deserve it, Nathalie.
Angry.

K�vin, tell me,
what has changed for you?

Well then ...
Little thing.

- Don't you hear it, K�vin?
- That!

Number one in sales, almost nothing!
Let's see him, Kevin. Angry.

Kukazanda, kukazanda.

Sharing life together.

We are all one.
We are all one.

Ku-ka-zan-do!

We are all one.
We are all one.

Ku-ka-zan-do!

Angry!

I just want to say that I went
I wrote the lyrics

- and for me this is important.
- I'm sorry to interrupt, but ...

what do you think of leaving
talking about us

and do a little tribute
to the Malawi, these proud people,

noble, who lives happily with everything
that God gave them, that is nothing?

Right.

In fact, they gave us a lesson
of life that we will never forget,

- what humility is.
- Humility.

I have the impression that this
adventure you ...

- united forever.
- Yes, it's true.

And more, I would even say that we
we became very friends.

And you say it!

On the other hand, I must announce
that according to the latest news

from "Le Journal du Dimanche",

are the four celebrities ...

French favorites.

What?
No!

Good! Very well!

- Humility, humility, humility.
- Clear.

- Everything that goes up, goes down.
- Very well said, K�vin.

What you did was very humble,
since you are number one.

- No!
- one number, thanks to your single.

- I don't understand.
- We came back after a short break.

Wait, wait.
The number one of what?

- What's that about number one?
- Did only hooligans vote?

- It means I'm the most popular.
- That's not why. Wait.

That you are not popular
prevents you from being an imbecile.

- But what about you?
- No, Julien. Enough.

If they had seen you
throwing stones at the Malawians,

I doubt you were number one.

- And you did.
- Did we talk about you?

What are you going to California for
to record your show in English?

- You disappoint me, Sam.
- In antenna in twenty seconds.

Let's calm down a little!
Listen to me, Julien.

You haven't told your wife yet
who will be working next month?

And as information director!
As information director!

- to improve audiences!
- Can we calm down?

- In antenna in five seconds.
- Now I know why your fiance left you!

- You deserved it.
- Let's go live, guys.

- Krabou!
- Ger�nimo, help me!

- Krabou!
- I'll take your head off!

- We're on the antenna!
- Come here. Come here!

Sit down, please!
We're live.

- Let him go!
- Come help me, Ger�nimo!

- Krabou!
- We're live!

SUBTITLES BY DRAKKEN

Now try to kick the strongest
that you can achieve with your chest.

You? This is the instep.
The chest of the foot.

Chest of the right foot or
left according to your ergonomics.

According? We leave the theory
and we move on to practice.

Look look.
Look at "Matador". Attention.

That's right!

He was an Arab, a Chinese
and a Belgian.

And a malawa. There are already four.
And go ... No.

An Arab, a Chinese
and a Belgian fly on a plane

and the pilot says to them:
"Don't you have enough?"

That we do in France
always jokes

with a Belgian, an Arab
and a Chinese.

Every night I go out in a box
small to talk to families

and people like to hear me.

It may be that someday,
hopefully very soon,

the television arrives
to this village.

Because that would mean that
your way of life would have ...

Yes, Krabou!

Very well.

I'm an expert
in Ancient Egypt.

And I know the whole dynasty
from Imhotep.

Do you know Imhotep?

Well, there's a woman,
the evil queen, Fopatep.

And within this great dynasty ...

is the grandson who wants
take power, Kikatep,

that was murdered
by Nohesidoyoketep.

Right.
You are a difficult audience.

Nathalie, come here.
Come here.

Look.

Do you see?
Is a "Tripfwopkwuum Spectamm".

- A very rare carnivorous plant.
- No.

- What?
- is the other plant.

You're right. This one.
This one.

I understand. You have the same
adventurer than me as a veterinarian.

- What a nightmare!
- Cut now.

Kukazanda, kukazanda.

We share life together.

Kukazanda, kukazanda.

We share life together.

Kukazanda, kukazanda.

We share life together.

Kukazanda, kukazanda.

We share life together.

All men are equal
All men are equal

Ku-ka-zan-do!

All women are equal
All women are equal

Ku-ku-ku ka-ka-ka-kazan-do!

All hungry: we are friends,
let us learn to share life!

All hungry: we are companions,
we learn to share bread.

All females: we are colleagues,
we learned to share the water

Ku-ka-zan-do!

Instead of "action" I say "cut".

- My mother!
- How wonderful, the virgin!

My God!

I sent them to bring me
before come...

Wait, what's up?
Before I came here.

When you study the problem,
you find the solution.

Because that is France.

Cut it out.

- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Let me. Let me get it.

What will leave you?

Action!

That will help you, Matador.

Sorry, I don't have the backpack.

Go get it.
I wait for you here.

You have to go back
to your partners.

That had a fatal encounter ...

Like the one I've been
about to have.

Kevin ... take it. Clean the shit
from the front, do you want?

Sorry. We can repeat another
time, if possible? Am sorry.

- Action!
- We will!

There's the Mapongo worm on top!

- I'm sorry, I didn't get it well.
- I was doing this very well!

Right.

What is fame? Tell me,
what is fame, anyway?

He got off the plane and they said: "Ramzy"!
Now when they say, "Sam"!

They are mine!
Give me my popcorn! Give it to me!

No, if he doesn't mind.

- Now, what did you have to say?
- I see you didn't do your homework.

Bite.

Rich!

Ger�nimo!

Don't screw me!
I have a monkey in front of me.

Second take.

Action!

Sorry!

Terraburão.

It does not have the same hook.

We repeat.
It does not have the same hook.

The newspaper is in German,
could you change it?

Yes, Vanessa?

That tit!

When you move,
it moves me too.

- We want her to go out alone.
- Yes I understand.

- � Vero. Vero, the veterinarian.
- I'm doing it myself. Here you go.

Thank you.

Cut, G�g�.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.
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