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The Cursed Love Team @ Viki 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,200 I like you. 3 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,400 Sorry, I already have someone I like. 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,200 I like you. 5 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,400 Sorry, I already have someone I like. 6 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,010 Senior! Senior! 7 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,400 Thank you for taking care of me these past three years. 8 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,600 I like you. 9 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,200 Sorry. I already have someone I like. 10 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,000 If love was a test, I would be someone who would still fail on the make-up test. 11 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,800 In the past ten years, whenever I wanted to embrace the god of love, 12 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:18,800 all my love confessions only became farewells. No exceptions. 13 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,200 I don't know if it's just luck or sorrow. 14 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,600 I haven't ever witnessed any of those cruel times... 15 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,400 Three, two, one! 16 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,800 Happy New Year! 17 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,800 Happy New Year! 18 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:42,400 Because I always fell asleep 19 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,200 at the crucial moments in my life. 20 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,600 [My Girlfriend] 21 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,000 [Episode 1: Wherever I fall is where I'll sleep] 22 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:08,800 Ding Xiaorou, just tell me. Are you a spy sent over here by the other driving schools? 23 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,200 Let me ask you just one thing. Do you want to continue practicing or not? 24 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,500 Coach, I was just a little bit late. You don't have to be so fierce. 25 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,800 I'm not talking about that. 26 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,500 It's that. 27 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,800 Look at it. 28 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,200 What are you up to? Sticking this thing on my car? 29 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,600 Coach, you also know that 30 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,800 all of the cars here look exactly the same! It takes me a long time to find the right car. 31 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,200 So I thought of putting this on Little White. It makes her easier to find. 32 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,400 Just think of it as a gift that I gave to Little White. 33 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,400 I made it myself. Is it cute? 34 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,800 Cars from the driving school are prohibited from being tampered with. 35 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,500 Just because of this thing here, I got a ¥500 ticket! 36 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,400 Do you know that to me, ¥500 means— 37 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,400 And you still say it's cute? Go take it down! 38 00:03:56,700 --> 00:04:00,800 We waited for a full three months for this car. According to your requirements, 39 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,600 we transported a specially made blue one from overseas to here. 40 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,600 How is it? 41 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,000 But it's royal blue. 42 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,400 Royal blue matches a good man. As long as you have me, it's not difficult at all to find the car you want. 43 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,570 Please look at this tire. According to your specified size requirement, 44 00:04:12,570 --> 00:04:15,000 it's the sporty kind. 45 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 What I wanted was a 19-inch sport hubcap, not the original 18-inch original hubcap. 46 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,400 A 19-inch is not as good as an 18-inch. 47 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,800 Successful businessmen choose the 18. It speaks wealth!
(T/N: Last character of 18 has similar sound to gaining wealth) 48 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,200 Of course, if the 19-inch is special to you, 49 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,000 no problem! We will change it for you immediately. But right now, what's more important is 50 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,800 to get inside the car and experience it. 51 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,000 All right? 52 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,800 Adjust the seat. 53 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,000 Panoramic skylight. 54 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,700 Seatbelt. 55 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,100 Integrated Memory System Seat. Very convenient. 56 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,800 Check the rear-view mirror. 57 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Rear-view mirror. 58 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,200 Listen. That's the effect of surround sound. 59 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,000 It sounds so good. 60 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,400 Most importantly, the sound insulation is especially good. 61 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,600 ♪ If you want to sing, go ahead! ♪ 62 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,000 Check the gear. 63 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,400 It's here. 64 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,800 - What about the parking brake?
- Parking brake... 65 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,400 Can you do it? Can you do it? 66 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,700 Coach, your seatbelt... 67 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,800 Step on the clutch. First gear. 68 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,400 The rating of the newest episode of "Go Youth" is out. 69 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,200 It reached number one again. 70 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,600 It would be news if it wasn't number one. Get to the point. 71 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,190 Finding a boyfriend and driving have the same principle. 72 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:13,900 You must not be anxious. 73 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:17,600 First of all, your objective has to be clear. 74 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,800 Okay, but are you really going to cancel your new car? 75 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,000 It's listed in the additional terms. 76 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,400 Party B has the right to cancel if the test drive is not satisfactory and if the car's arrival is within three months. 77 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,400 The car arrived after three months and two days. It already exceeded the timeframe. 78 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:33,100 As for the test drive, it was just a meaningless formality. 79 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,900 Left. Left! Left turn! 80 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,600 You can't even tell the difference between left and right. You won't be any good at finding a boyfriend either. 81 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,000 Sorry, Coach. 82 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,600 I was momentarily nervous. I will focus better. 83 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,100 Keep a distance from the car in front of yours. Keep a distance from the car in front of yours! 84 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,400 I told you already! Finding a boyfriend and driving is the same thing! 85 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,000 If you chase it too hard, it'll be easy for accidents to happen. 86 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,300 Eyes on the road ahead! Eyes on the road ahead! 87 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:02,600 You can't pick up calls while driving. Concentrate! 88 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,200 Hello? 89 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:23,600 ♫ Ma n'atu sole. Cchiu' bello, oi ne' ♫
(TN: "O Sole Mio" is a popular classical song from Italy) 90 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:33,500 ♫ 'O sole mio. Sta 'nfronte a te! ♫
(My sun. He's right in front of me.) 91 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:41,000 ♫ 'O sole, 'o sole mio ♫
(The sun. My sun.) 92 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:54,800 ♫ Sta 'nfronte a te! Sta 'nfronte a te! ♫
(He's right in front of me.) 93 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,600 You still know to wake up? 94 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,800 I already told you it's dangerous for people who have narcolepsy to drive. (T/N: A condition where you are unable to stay awake at any time, anywhere) 95 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,900 You don't listen to me at all. Look at you now. You even hit a BMW. 96 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,600 - A BMW?
- Yes. 97 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,200 A BMW. 98 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,600 Doctor Nan, the patient has already entered the operating room. 99 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,300 I'll be there immediately. 100 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,400 How is the person whose car I crashed into? 101 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,000 It seems he's also in this hospital. I'll tell you after I look it up. 102 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,600 You can only be released from the hospital if you don't have any headaches, nausea, or uncomfortable symptoms. 103 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,800 - Do you hear me?
- Yes. 104 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,700 Be obedient. I'm leaving. 105 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:44,000 If the accident is my responsibility. I will pay for everything. 106 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,400 I got hit by a white Santana at the intersection of Heping Road and Anli Road. 107 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,400 Furthermore, it better not be your responsibility. 108 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,000 If it is, I will definitely defend my rights. 109 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,600 Hello? Zhen Zheng. 110 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,800 The person who crashed into my car still hasn't contacted me. Help me check on it. 111 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,000 Ding Xiaorou, why did you drive when you know you have an illness? 112 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Look at you now! You can't pay it back even if you don't eat or drink for a year. 113 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:34,000 Goddess, I promise that as long as I have the ability to repay my loans, 114 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,600 I will make sure to contact him first. 115 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:44,000 [I will repay you back when I have the money]
[I don't believe you!] 116 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,600 Excuse me. Do you guys have a patient named Ding Xiaorou? 117 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:56,000 She was just in a car accident and got sent to this hospital. I don't know right now, how she is doing? 118 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,300 All right. I'll check for you. 119 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,400 This is... 120 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,100 I wrote this for you. What I want to say to you is inside. 121 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,060 Wait! Look at it when you're free. 122 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:12,290 Remember to respond to me if you have time. 123 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Hello? 124 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,900 Xiaorou, I am Wang Te. 125 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,100 Hello. Go ahead and say what you want to say. 126 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,800 I read the letter you gave me. 127 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,000 Sorry, I let you misunderstand. 128 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:33,200 I already have someone I like. I already have... I like... 129 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,580 Why is he here? 130 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,700 What are you doing? 131 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,800 Keep going, hurry. 132 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,400 Miss, what are you doing? 133 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,200 - Excuse me. Can you tell me which room Ding Xiaorou is in?
- Sure. 134 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,400 How come I see him wherever I go? 135 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Sorry! I didn't see anything! I just accidentally walked into the men's bathroom! 136 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,200 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 137 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,800 Oh god, I didn't do it on purpose. 138 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,400 I didn't see anything! What's wrong with me today? Sorry! 139 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:12,500 ...because I was the last person Ding Xiaorou talked to on the phone and so the hospital called me. 140 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,200 Okay, I know! 141 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,900 What exactly do you want? 142 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,200 Hey, Bro, the country needs your assistance. 143 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,400 I'll make sure to return it to you. 144 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Hello? 145 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Brother Xin. Come back to the office. Something happened! 146 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,800 Boss, promise me. 147 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,000 In a moment, whatever you hear, whatever you see, you have to keep your temper in check. 148 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,400 What is it? 149 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,500 - What's happened?
- So for the next show 150 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,600 we decided to invite 100 popular judges 151 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,200 - and let them—
- What's happening here? 152 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,000 Chi Xin, it's good that you're here. Come, sit. 153 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,600 Let me introduce you. This is a producer from Nova News— 154 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,100 Hello. I'm Tong Liang. 155 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,200 The company's policy-makers transferred me over here. Starting today, 156 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,200 I will be taking over the program, "Go Youth." 157 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,600 Oh, right! 158 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,400 This is the transfer order. 159 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,000 Director, please tell me the reason for my replacement. 160 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,200 I'll give you two. 161 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,600 1. As a senior producer, 162 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,800 the advertisements of the sponsors are being completely forgotten. 163 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,200 2. The company spent an enormous amount of money to hire celebrities. Yet, you cut out all their scenes. 164 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,200 May I ask you which of those was not a big mistake? 165 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,700 The advertisements were not forgotten. 166 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,600 They were intentionally not produced. Their products have problems. 167 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,000 It's also the same principle, no matter how popular the star is, 168 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,400 if there are any bad rumors, I'll cut them out as well. 169 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,000 I admire you. Since you are using this logic, 170 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,200 then you must know that if a PD (Production Director) keeps on contradicting the director, 171 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,000 he will be removed from the production as well. 172 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,600 You're injured? Please rest well. 173 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,400 Chi Xin! You guys continue with the meeting. 174 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:57,000 Chi Xin, they're all company productions. Everyone is part of the same family, right? 175 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,200 Family? 176 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,800 It's not like that. I didn't want it to be like this, but your temper has to change! 177 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:06,500 It's fine. I'll take this opportunity to rest. Don't come find me when the rating drops. 178 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,000 The company arranged a new program for you! 179 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,410 What is posted here 180 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:20,000 is not only a love letter but a warning, too. 181 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,800 Let me warn you all. The company recruited you here to work, not to 182 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,200 learn how to form romantic relationships. 183 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:31,400 People like Ding Xiaorou are black sheep. 184 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,800 When you don't put your heart into work, 185 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,400 you'll write these weird romantic things to harass your male coworkers! 186 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,000 She is literally ruining the work environment. 187 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,200 If she wasn't a part-time employee, I would have fired her a long time ago! 188 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,300 Ding Xiaorou? 189 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,300 You still know to run? 190 00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:06,990 It looks like I can't return to the company. 191 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,600 Ding Xiaorou, Ding Xiaorou. You are so embarrassing. 192 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,800 Why am I so unlucky? 193 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,700 How many times is it that I've confessed? 194 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 It's not a lot. Isn't there still a next time? 195 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,200 If not, how can you break your curse? 196 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,500 It's okay that you failed in your confession. But you crashed into a BMW? 197 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,400 It's been a day to be unlucky both physically and financially. 198 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,080 Ding Xiaorou, if you hit someone's car, you have to take responsibility! 199 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:40,070 I should just work hard to make money. 200 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,400 Keep fighting! 201 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:02,700 Senior, is this called a program? This is at most a TV shopping show! 202 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,600 Enough! 203 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:08,600 I know you're picky. I'm sure you'll be satisfied with the next program. 204 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,800 This program is called, "Spinning Wheel." 205 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,400 It can attract fans and become the leading trend of youth programs for the next generation. 206 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,600 This program will be even more energetic if you can participate as well. 207 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,000 T-This show... This show we don't need to watch. We don't need to watch. 208 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,370 Tell him to go home! 209 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,800 - What–
- Don't worry. 210 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,100 - It's a breakup. Breakup!
- Listen to me, for this scene... 211 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,600 -...Uncle, just remember what I said. That isn't your decision–
- Hey! It's a breakup.
- Right, right, right. 212 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,800 - She is only his dance partner.
- Only a dance partner! 213 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,200 I'm only her dance partner! 214 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,800 It's called, "Love Sandstorms." It's a program dedicated to reconciling couples who want to break up. 215 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,600 The ratings are so bad, no producer wants to take it over. 216 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:51,800 We will probably get rid of it after this episode. Don't say I tried to fool you. 217 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,400 - Calm down!
- The food is here! The food is here! 218 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,900 - Grandpa, just calm down.
- Auntie, eat first. 219 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,600 - Auntie, hurry and eat.
- Eat and then film. 220 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,000 Don't be upset, Auntie. 221 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,100 - All right. Let's go watch the other programs, okay?
- Okay. 222 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,200 Love Sandstorms? Boss, 223 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,400 are you really going to accept this program that only has a 0.08% rating? 224 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,800 Are you crazy? 225 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,000 This program doesn't have any sponsors or celebrities. 226 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 We don't have to worry about anything. So we can do whatever we want. 227 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,600 But Boss... 228 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,000 Do you remember what we were like eight years ago? 229 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 At that time, we were probably a lot skinnier. 230 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,200 Today, I saw it. 231 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,700 Can I make a suggestion? 232 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,800 This script has problems. 233 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,200 I spent two days and two nights on this script. 234 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,200 I have to see the final script. 235 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,900 The director won't like your script for sure. 236 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,800 How do you know the director will have the same thoughts as you? 237 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,400 Let me tell you. Our director's thoughts 238 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,800 are not following our steps. 239 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,400 - Let me tell you...
- You already read the booklet right? As for this side... 240 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,400 - Hello, Director.
- Hello, Director. 241 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,800 Then, I will go gather new information. 242 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,000 I already packed up your clothing. 243 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,200 It has been delivered to your new place. Make sure you take it. 244 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,300 Boss, the information on the new program. 245 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,900 - I'm–I'm sorry!
- It's okay, it's okay.
- Let me do it. 246 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,000 What are you doing? 247 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,400 I'm giving you the program's new information. 248 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,600 Sorry, Boss. 249 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,200 It's okay. You're always this clumsy. I am used to it. 250 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,800 You've been with me for so long, too. You've worked hard. 251 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,800 You've been leading me since I was a new employee. 252 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,100 Anyway, I will always be wherever you are. 253 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,200 Boss, I have something to ask you about. 254 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,000 You returned such a good car all of a sudden, 255 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,500 is it because of Jiang Yuan? 256 00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:04,850 Its called, "Love Sandstorms." It's dedicated to reconciling couples who want to break up. 257 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:08,700 The ratings are so bad that none of the other producers are willing to take it over. 258 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,010 We will probably get rid of it after this episode. 259 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:25,880 [No matter how small the job, it will be noticed in 365 days. No matter how hard it is, it will be less so in 365 days — Snow] 260 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:33,010 Are you really going to accept this program that only has a 0.08% rating? Are you crazy? 261 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:35,390 Then, I'll be crazy this once and see how it goes. 262 00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:04,690 Y-Y-You are the new owner on Building A's 4th floor, right? 263 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,250 Th—There's a parcel for you. 264 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:11,650 P-P-Please sign here. 265 00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:14,470 - Here's your parcels.
- Hold on. 266 00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:17,140 Okay, okay. Do you need any help? 267 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,640 - No, no, no. Thank you.
- You... Goodnight! 268 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,370 ♫ Call me maybe you'll be close to me ♫ 269 00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:27,150 ♫ I just can't believe that you're here ♫ 270 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:30,850 ♫ I just wanna make you stay ♫ 271 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,690 ♫ You're making my heart go crazy now ♫ 272 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:38,340 ♫ Tell me tell me we're onto something ♫ 273 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:42,140 ♫ I want your lips now, I like your kisses ♫ 274 00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:45,920 Wait, wait, wait! 275 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,630 ♫ Look at me baby, I'll hear your story ♫ 276 00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:53,460 ♫ I just want you close to me baby ♫ 277 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:12,180 ♫ I want your lips now, I like your kisses ♫ 278 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:15,960 ♫ Tell me all your feeling and you don't have to worry ♫ 279 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,760 ♫ Look at me, baby, I'll hear your story ♫ 280 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:24,000 ♫ I just want you close to me baby ♫ 281 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,210 The person who got hit because of you is out of the hospital now. I have his contact information. I'll send it to you, okay? 282 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,210 I'm sorry. 283 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:45,180 Once I earn money, I'll definitely pay it to you. 284 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,970 Hello? When are you going to return my jacket? 285 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:25,150 Jacket? What jacket? 286 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:27,930 Hey, are you trying to scam me? Huh? 287 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,380 She is indeed a scammer. 288 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,360 Hello? 289 00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:24,030 Hey, Mom, why aren't you asleep yet? 290 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,350 Oh, okay. Then go to bed soon. 291 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:41,010 It's been like this since the first day I moved in. 292 00:25:46,690 --> 00:25:50,050 Are you going to let a sleep-deprived person live? 293 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,400 Hi! 294 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,730 What a coincidence! 295 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:35,360 Yeah. 296 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,890 Don't come over here. Don't come over here. 297 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:40,740 - Long time, no see.
- Yeah, you're here now? 298 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,980 How come they are here, too? Don't come over, don't come over. 299 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:51,940 Let me tell you. This musical prenatal education class is very good. 300 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,700 If the three of us go together, we'll get a discount. 301 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:59,010 That's right. If the three of us go together, we'll have someone to go with, too. 302 00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:07,690 - How far along are you?
- It'll be eight months. 303 00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:10,100 - Eight months?
- Yes. 304 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,080 Hey, the bus is here. 305 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,990 Let's go. 306 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,420 I'm fine. I'm really all right. 307 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,980 Very good-- 308 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,170 She fainted so early in the morning? 309 00:27:57,290 --> 00:27:59,760 It's you again! 310 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,990 Dead end for the CCTV cameras. 311 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:20,480 I am Chi Xin. Right now, I'm at Zong Lu Yuan's 312 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,250 neighborhood public bus stop. 313 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:28,460 It is now... 9:05 in the morning. 314 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:31,330 There is a woman... 315 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:33,760 who has fallen by the roadside and is now asleep and not awake. 316 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,760 I, being a humanitarian, will help her off the sidewalk. 317 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,100 I learned this from you. 318 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,430 Hello? Is this 120?
(first-aid ambulance) 319 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,940 Sasa... 320 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:26,950 Are you awake? Get up then. 321 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,630 - Slow down.
- Okay, okay, I know. 322 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:34,720 The doctor already examined you and said it's fine if you don't wear this anymore. 323 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,370 You've been hospitalized two days in a row. Have you considered signing up for a daily membership? 324 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:44,690 Sasa, I troubled you again, didn't I? 325 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:47,870 The kind of trouble you bring... Well, I'm already used to it. 326 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:51,790 Hey, I can't accompany you tonight. After work, I have a gathering. 327 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,870 What gathering? 328 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:56,860 It's a gathering for people who haven't been able to date for a period of time. 329 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:58,590 Why am I talking about it? You wouldn't go anyway. 330 00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,430 - Who says?
- Really? 331 00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:05,290 I already have bad luck. I should just go and relax. At least, I'll have someone with me. 332 00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:07,320 Okay. 333 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,910 Sasa, you're the best! 334 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:13,350 I know, I know, I know. 335 00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:16,400 Hey, do you know who called 120? 336 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,590 I don't know. Most kind-hearted people usually don't leave their contact information. 337 00:30:21,590 --> 00:30:23,540 Strange. 338 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:30,990 [Can't Love Cafe] 339 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,360 Can't Love Cafe? 340 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,630 How is it? The name's cool, right? Let's go! 341 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:53,770 Even though I am a born beauty, 342 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,550 I am always bullied by others. 343 00:30:56,550 --> 00:31:01,720 I originally thought that I found someone I could depend on for my entire life. 344 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,380 Yet... 345 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:10,850 Domestic violence occurred. 346 00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:14,050 Let's let Su Shan calm down first. 347 00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:17,250 Qian Qian, tell us your story. 348 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:22,370 My name is Qian Qian. It is all Yi Fan's fault for being so nice to me. 349 00:31:22,370 --> 00:31:25,160 Even though he's already been gone for a year and a half, 350 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,140 I can't forget him. 351 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:30,400 My mom asked me to go on blind dates. 352 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,300 But once I see the guy, I automatically think of 353 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:37,050 Yi Fan's face. 354 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:43,940 Yi Fan is the poodle that Qian Qian raised for 12 years. 355 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:48,840 Honestly, I don't think you guys need to be so pessimistic. 356 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:53,400 Yes, yes, yes. Let's welcome our new member, Ding Xiaorou, and let her share her story. 357 00:31:57,030 --> 00:31:58,980 After listening to your stories, 358 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:02,540 I believe you still have a chance to be in a relationship as long as you want to. 359 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,460 Because in this world, 360 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:08,040 I am the only one who cannot be in a relationship for real. 361 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:12,980 When I was 15, I was cursed by a pregnant woman who mistakenly took me for the mistress. 362 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:15,820 She put a curse on me that I wouldn't find love for my entire life. 363 00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:19,560 Since then, I've never had a successful love confession. 364 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,920 To be honest, every girl, who has gone through puberty, 365 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,380 wants to be in a real loving relationship. 366 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:28,170 Therefore, I told myself 367 00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:31,130 that I can't become a loser like that. I need to be braver. 368 00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:34,880 Even though I clearly know that I won't have the chance to be in love for the rest of my life, 369 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,130 I made my 30th love confession yesterday. 370 00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:41,940 You are so brave! 371 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:48,030 Such story-sharing is interesting but I don't think it works for me. 372 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:49,650 What have I been telling you? 373 00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:53,820 The curse is a problem that lies only in your heart. You have to overcome it. 374 00:32:53,820 --> 00:32:59,400 There are so many people here who have had a breakup. Does any one of them think they are cursed? 375 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,050 - Let's go.
- To where? 376 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,200 Just follow me. 377 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:15,400 [Break the curse]
[I want to be in love]
[Can't Love Cafe] 378 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:20,220 You've already failed 30 times or more. It would be okay if you fail one more time, right? 379 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:26,970 Look at him. I'm seeing perfection. No, a perfection of the perfect. 380 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:32,150 He is a living version of Rodin's sculpture. 381 00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:36,380 I bet he has both high intelligence and an amazing visual. Let's go! 382 00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:37,860 What are you doing? Sasa. 383 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:39,730 What are you going to do? 384 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:05,460 ♫ Why are you squinting your eyes? ♫ 385 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:11,820 ♫ Who is always so willful? You won't listen to me ♫ 386 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:15,670 ♫ Keep practicing words that can be touching ♫ 387 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:24,100 [My Girlfriend] 388 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:27,740 [Mini story] 389 00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,540 Boss, I can promise you that you will find the type you like in there. 390 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:33,900 - Really?
- This place is really very popular. I can't even find a parking space. 391 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,610 - I will go find a parking spot first.
- Okay. 392 00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:38,300 - Have a nice day.
- Bye-bye. 393 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,180 Bye-bye. 394 00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:48,120 Domestic violence occurred. 395 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:54,270 I have been learning ballet since I was young because I believed 396 00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:59,790 I could live a life that the Swan Princess had in fairy tales. 397 00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:08,050 Let's let Su Shan calm down first. 398 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:11,270 Qian Qian, tell us your story. 399 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:16,390 My name is Qian Qian. It's all Yi Fan's fault for being so nice to me. 400 00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:19,170 Even though he's already been gone for a year and a half, 401 00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:22,130 I can't forget him. 402 00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:24,420 My mom asked me to go on blind dates. 403 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:28,350 But once I see the guy, I automatically think of 404 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:31,620 Yi Fan's face. 405 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:35,780 Yi Fan is the poodle that Qian Qian raised for 12 years. 406 00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:37,750 Geez... 407 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,570 Honestly, I don't think you guys need to be so pessimistic. 408 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:51,110 Yes, yes, yes. Let's welcome our new member, Ding Xiaorou, and let her share her story. 409 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,760 After listening to your stories, 410 00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,350 I believe you still have a chance to be in a relationship as long as you want to. 411 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:02,230 Because in this world, 412 00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:07,300 I am the only one who cannot be in a relationship for real. 413 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:12,270 When I was 15, I was cursed by a pregnant woman who mistakenly took me as the mistress. 414 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:15,180 She put a curse on me that I wouldn't find love for my entire life. 415 00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:18,910 Since then, I've never had a successful love confession. 416 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:22,300 To be honest, every girl who has gone through puberty, 417 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,760 wants to be in a real loving relationship. 418 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,560 Therefore, I told myself 419 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,570 that I can't become a loser like that. I need to be braver. 420 00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:34,260 Even though I clearly know that I won't have the chance to be in love for the rest of my life, 421 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:37,550 I made my 30th love confession yesterday. 422 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:40,090 Whoever rejects my confession 423 00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:43,970 will find his true love within three days. 424 00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:57,600 Interesting. I've found her. 425 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:06,960 Timing and Subtitles Brought To You By The Cursed Love Team @ Viki 426 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:27,050 ♫ Why are you squinting through your eyes? ♫ 427 00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:29,640 ♫ Who’s the one that’s always wilful? ♫ 428 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,250 ♫ I’ve spoken of things, you didn’t hear ♫ 429 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,110 ♫ Heart-pounding words on repeat ♫ 430 00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:39,890 ♫ The lines already fluently memorized ♫ 431 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:42,220 ♫ Who is it? Secretly pressing pause? ♫ 432 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:47,240 ♫ I don’t understand, who’s from Venus, who’s from Mars? ♫ 433 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:52,220 ♫ In your eyes, that brightest star is my decision ♫ 434 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:56,990 ♫ Thinking of you, my heart has traveled half the globe ♫ 435 00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:59,530 ♫ It’s you who let my love awaken ♫ 436 00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:02,420 ♫ Don’t say anymore, the encounter is happening now ♫ 437 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,000 ♫ Can’t wait, I want to see you ♫ 438 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,530 ♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫ 439 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:09,940 ♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫ 440 00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:12,550 ♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫ 441 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:14,800 ♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫ 442 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,480 ♫ I’m thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫ 443 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,030 ♫ Answer my question now ♫ 444 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:23,980 ♫ You, you, you can you please love me? ♫ 445 00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:27,720 ♫ Why do your warm breaths ♫ 446 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,260 ♫ Flutter like a kitten? ♫ 447 00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:33,660 ♫ No wonder I become entranced ♫ 448 00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:37,760 ♫ What crystal ball magic do you have ♫ 449 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,760 ♫ That lets ordinary light form a halo? ♫ 450 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,830 ♫ I’ve not seen such miracles ♫ 451 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:47,750 ♫ Who said that I came from Venus, you came from Mars? ♫ 452 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:52,830 ♫ In your eyes, that brightest star is my decision ♫ 453 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:57,660 ♫ Thinking of you, my heart has traveled half the globe ♫ 454 00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:00,200 ♫ It’s you who let my love awaken ♫ 455 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,010 ♫ Don’t say anymore, the encounter is happening now ♫ 456 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:04,670 ♫ Can’t wait to see you ♫ 457 00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:07,130 ♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫ 458 00:39:07,130 --> 00:39:10,640 ♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫ 459 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,160 ♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫ 460 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,390 ♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫ 461 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:18,160 ♫ I’m thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫ 462 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,700 ♫ Answer my question now ♫ 463 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,450 ♫ You, you, you, can you please love me? ♫ 464 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:27,390 ♫ All of the prophecies in the world ♫ 465 00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:29,540 ♫ Are reshuffled because of you ♫ 466 00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:32,720 ♫ To let me protect you by your side ♫ 467 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,290 ♫ That’s okay ♫ 468 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:38,370 ♫ Your daydreams, I want to make them come true for you ♫ 469 00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:40,010 ♫ Street lights illuminate the window ♫ 470 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:43,450 ♫ Please come to me ♫ 471 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:45,090 ♫ Can’t wait, I want to see you ♫ 472 00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:47,680 ♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫ 473 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,270 ♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫ 474 00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:53,390 ♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫ 475 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:55,830 ♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫ 476 00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:58,480 ♫ I’m thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫ 477 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,790 ♫ Now I’m telling you, I belong to you ♫ 478 00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:05,330 ♫ Can’t wait, I want to see you ♫ 479 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:07,580 ♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫ 480 00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:11,210 ♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫ 481 00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,810 ♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫ 482 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:16,060 ♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫ 483 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,800 ♫ I 'm thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫ 484 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,260 ♫ Answer my question now ♫ 485 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:26,640 ♫ You, you, you, can you please love me? ♫ 43045