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OK, class.
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Since you never
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pay attention to me,
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- I figured out a way
- to make you listen...
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By using a microphone.
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Unfortunately,
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the only one they had
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is connected
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to this karaoke machine.
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I've got a song loaded up.
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Ooh, I love karaoke.
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- Let me try.
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- [music starts to play]
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? I've graded your molecular
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theory assignments ?
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? What a disappointment ?
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? You're all gettin' "F" s ?
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I don't like this song.
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Let's do
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"Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
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You do the girl part.
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[hissing nearby]
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I don't like his singing either,
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but you don't have to hiss.
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Actually, I find
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his singing delightful.
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That hiss was just
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the sound of my panini-maker.
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[hissing]
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- [music rises]
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- ? No eating in class ?
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? Unless you brought enough
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for everyone ?
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? I really mean it ?
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? Doo-doo doo-doo, did you? ?
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I did!
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[Derby] None for me.
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- I don't want to get
- any crumbs on the sheets.
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[bed whirring]
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? Derby! ?
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? Why do you have a bed
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in my classroom? ?
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? Shoobie-doobie-doo ?
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This, my friend, is not a bed.
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This is a lifestyle.
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- My grandma would love
- one of those.
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I'd take a picture of it,
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- but I'm charging
- my camera right now.
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And my phone, tablet,
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computer, video camera.
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And my spy pen!
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I mean, my totally normal pen.
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? OK, time
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for today's lesson ?
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? On energy consumption ?
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- ? Which I think
- you'll find exciting ?
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- ? Thanks to
- this smoke machine ?
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? And disco lights ?
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Oh, great.
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Mr. Young caused a blackout.
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Me? I'm not the one
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using adjustable beds
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and panini-makers
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and totally normal pens.
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No one is, thanks to you.
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How am I supposed to eat
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a cold roast beef sandwich?
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It tastes...
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pretty good, actually!
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Maybe we don't need
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electricity.
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- [Derby, muffled]
- Speak for yourself.
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying
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to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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- [Derby, muffled] I just hope
- the power comes back on
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- Before Slab
- mistakes me for a panini.
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You do look like a panini.
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[Tater] Uh-oh!
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But I don't have any money!
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Hah! It was Tater's fault.
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- He obviously didn't
- pay the electric bill,
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- So they sent this bill collector
- to rough him up.
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What? No.
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- I was just playing
- cops and robbers
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With my friend...
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bill... collector.
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My turn to be the robber!
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Give me all your money!
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[Derby] Nice try, Mr. Tater.
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Just pay the man.
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I paid the bill.
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The power's out because...
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you kids have become
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- much too dependent
- on technology.
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- So, I've decided
- today will be...
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Finnegan High
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old-timey-times day.
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But today's already
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- maggot-in-your-
- meatloaf day.
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We'll all learn to live
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without modern conveniences,
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like electricity
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and running water.
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Another bill I did not
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forget to pay.
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I'll hang on to your...
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calculators and walkie-talkies
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until the end of the day.
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This is ridiculous.
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- Why don't you just admit
- you forgot to pay the bill?
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Why don't you just admit
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you're not tough enough
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to survive old-timey...
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what did I call it?
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He has a point.
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Back in the olden days,
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you had to be strong to survive.
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Brainy weaklings like you
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just died in the forest.
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Adam is weak.
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Oh, really? Well, we'll see
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who has the strength to survive.
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- We'll not only give up
- electricity and running water,
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We'll transform this place,
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and live like they did
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200 years ago.
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Cool! I'll finally
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get to see a dinosaur.
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Well, these costumes
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- we got from the drama department
- are perfect.
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- Good thing last term's
- production
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Was "Frontier Loggers:
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the Musical."
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- [Derby] I was
- spectacular as the lead.
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? I was once a mighty tree ?
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? Friend to man and dog ?
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? Then I woke
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one autumn morn' ?
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? A simple woodland lo-o-o-og ?
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- I found your performance
- a little wooden.
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You're not dressed up,
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Mr. Tater.
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The 19th century
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too much for you?
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- Actually, the sweater vest
- was invented
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In the late 17th century
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and was quite popular
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until the mid-19th century,
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- when the seventh
- Earl of Cardigan
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Had to get all fancy
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with buttons.
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- All right, I guess
- the first thing we need to do
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Is start a fire.
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I'll chop some firewood.
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[shrieks in horror]
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It's dark in this schoolhouse!
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I usually don't go in
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for modern gadgets,
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- but I guess it's good
- I have this.
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- Why is everyone
- dressed like that?
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Oh, that's right!
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It's 1812.
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And we're at war!
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Wow. Phew.
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- Got the axe
- out of the package.
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[exhaling wearily]
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- Don't worry about
- splitting the firewood.
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Sure, girls back then
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- would have wanted
- a strong, powerful,
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Muscular man.
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But that's just not you.
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If you want,
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I can hold the log for you.
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[crack!]
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Oops. Sorry.
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That just keeps happening.
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[gasps in terror] He was next!
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Who needs firewood?
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If you're cold, we could always
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keep each other warm
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using body heat...
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Great idea!
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Oh... I'm sorry.
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Did you want to be
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the back spoon?
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- Thanks, Slab!
- There's nothing like
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- a wood-burning fire.
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- [Derby] I'd have to agree.
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Although it is warm.
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Clothes from the 1800s?
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That is so 2002.
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We're at war!
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Why aren't you in uniform,
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young man?
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I'm a girl.
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Ri-i-i-ight...
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a girl in pants?
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Some boys will do anything
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to get out of serving.
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There is no war, Mrs. Byrne.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then why do I have this?
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You're crazy?
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Get into uniform, recruit!
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I'm not putting that on!
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If you're trying to go A.W.O.L.,
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you'll get the business end
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of my musket...
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Which is way less fun
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than the party end.
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[pow!]
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Now let's talk about your hair.
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Ooh! Hah!
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- I thought being
- in your delusional army
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Was going to be boring.
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The key to my hair is the
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lemon-sage thickening spray...
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[snip]
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[raging] No-o-o-o!
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Don't worry. I'm not done.
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What hairstyle do you want?
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The Bedford crop?
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The Lovelock? The Brutus?
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- The Brutus?
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- The Brutus it is.
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Who knew war was so tragic?
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- All right.
- Now we need a source of water.
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Oh, now we need water?
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- Not 20 minutes ago,
- when I was screaming,
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"Help! Help! Get some water!"
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You know... beneath us,
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there's an aquifer...
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A wet underground layer
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of water-bearing permeable rock
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that could be
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a source of well water.
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[snoring]
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[thud]
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Trees these days are so rude.
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Didn't even bother
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to say "Timber!"
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Stand back.
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You're about to see a man...
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dig a well.
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Wow. That's amazing.
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Good work, Slab!
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[tap-tap]
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I could've dug a well, too...
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- if these instructions
- weren't so confusing.
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"How to use a shovel."
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Hey, it's not
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as easy as it looks.
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- This thing does
- have two ends.
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Wow...
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thanks for the lecture, Adam.
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I slept like a...
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what's that thing?
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It's round...
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it just lies there...
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A log?
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A baby!
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Logs don't sleep!
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[??]
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All right,
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time for basic training.
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We're gonna whip you
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into shape.
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I'm already in shape.
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What kind of a formation
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is that, fella? March!
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[call and response] I don't
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know, but I've been told.
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Niagara gals are mighty cold.
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Join me, boy!
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- I don't know,
- but I've been told...
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[call and response]
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Mrs. Byrne is really...
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unfit to teach.
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- Sound off!
- One-two.
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- Sound off!
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- Three-four.
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- [squealing]
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- Why is the sound off?
295
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- [squealing]
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- I can't hear a thing.
297
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We have to find some food.
298
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People are getting desperate.
299
00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:07,153
Ooh! Ants on a log.
300
00:11:09,477 --> 00:11:10,831
As any 19th-century
301
00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:12,183
botanist would know,
302
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many of these plants
303
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,261
are perfectly edible.
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[leaves rustling]
305
00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,004
"Made in China."
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00:11:20,789 --> 00:11:22,747
I love Chinese food!
307
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:24,120
Slab, you feel like
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00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,450
Chinese food?
309
00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:27,531
Nah... I'm good.
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OK, apparently,
311
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,103
the garden is not edible.
312
00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:36,347
But it looks like
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some non-plastic berries
314
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are growing on that vine.
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Great. Maybe Slab can
316
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climb up and get us some.
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I got it.
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00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,989
Almost...
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there...
320
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- Give me your lunch,
- nerd building!
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00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:04,339
[splat-thudding]
322
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:08,209
Wow! Slab is such a provider.
323
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I provide...
324
00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:11,886
information that
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allows Slab to provide.
326
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:14,713
Anyway, that was more of
327
00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:15,938
a gathering thing.
328
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I'm focused on hunting.
329
00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,553
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
330
00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:23,884
Stupid woodpecker.
331
00:12:23,882 --> 00:12:25,172
You're too late.
332
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Slab already ate all the ants.
333
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,125
[peck]
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Derby. Stay still!
335
00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:40,105
[chirping]
336
00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:42,267
Darn it. It flew away.
337
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,012
Too bad. Now you stay still.
338
00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:46,673
[whump]
339
00:12:46,712 --> 00:12:47,837
[thud]
340
00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:50,085
OK, your turn.
341
00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:51,831
Birds are too smart.
342
00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:52,891
You have to go after
343
00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:53,909
something big and stupid.
344
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,902
Uh-oh.
345
00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:00,064
[cracking knuckles]
346
00:13:01,143 --> 00:13:02,893
[Tater yelps]
347
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:04,432
I wish I had a place to hide!
348
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,634
Ooh. A wishing well!
349
00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:12,835
I wish I had a place to hide.
350
00:13:12,871 --> 00:13:14,246
Go, penny!
351
00:13:14,286 --> 00:13:16,036
Oops. That was a nickel!
352
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:19,656
[Tater yelping]
353
00:13:19,692 --> 00:13:21,776
[splash-thud!]
354
00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,418
[Tater, echoing]
355
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,019
Oh... it was a Penny.
356
00:13:25,058 --> 00:13:26,974
Is my face red.
357
00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:28,262
Seriously, is it? Because
358
00:13:28,261 --> 00:13:29,509
I banged it up pretty bad.
359
00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:37,910
Mr. Tater, are you OK?
360
00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:39,449
I think so!
361
00:13:39,488 --> 00:13:40,552
Has the community
362
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:41,612
rallied around me?
363
00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:43,486
Is the news here?
364
00:13:43,483 --> 00:13:45,315
I can't hear the chopper.
365
00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:46,853
Sorry! They're all across town
366
00:13:46,851 --> 00:13:48,350
covering this duck.
367
00:13:48,388 --> 00:13:51,430
He's doing the macarena!
368
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:53,674
Then get me out of here!
369
00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:55,629
So I can go home
370
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,541
and watch that duck on the news.
371
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:58,726
We'd call for help,
372
00:13:58,725 --> 00:13:59,869
but you took all our phones,
373
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,449
- and there's no power
- in the school.
374
00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:03,363
That's not entirely true.
375
00:14:03,402 --> 00:14:05,194
What do you mean?
376
00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:07,982
I mean, that it's partly true,
377
00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:10,726
but not completely true.
378
00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:13,388
Thank you for explaining it.
379
00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:15,092
Wait. Are you saying that
380
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:16,755
there is power in the school?
381
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,524
Well, we have
382
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:20,249
a backup generator,
383
00:14:20,287 --> 00:14:21,662
but that's only strong enough
384
00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:22,848
to power
385
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:23,990
the barest of essentials.
386
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,676
[massage chair whirring]
387
00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:27,318
Oh, yeah...
388
00:14:27,357 --> 00:14:29,649
real go-o-oo-d.
389
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:33,765
I can't believe you accused me
390
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:34,929
of not being able to live
391
00:14:34,928 --> 00:14:36,052
without modern comforts.
392
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:37,509
Really? Because
393
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:38,922
that sounds just like me.
394
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,457
Well, Mr. Tater,
395
00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:43,913
it looks like your selfishness
396
00:14:43,911 --> 00:14:45,326
is biting you in the butt.
397
00:14:45,364 --> 00:14:46,594
My selfishness?
398
00:14:46,593 --> 00:14:47,821
Oh, thank goodness.
399
00:14:47,861 --> 00:14:49,029
I thought that was
400
00:14:49,027 --> 00:14:50,192
a well spider.
401
00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:51,502
Here. I'll throw you
402
00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:52,770
the key to my office,
403
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,998
so you can use a phone
404
00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:55,183
to call for help.
405
00:14:55,222 --> 00:14:56,555
[chirping]
406
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,132
Did you catch the key?
407
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,838
The woodpecker got it!
408
00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:03,397
[Woody Woodpecker laughs,
409
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:04,914
[echoing]
410
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:07,037
Oh, no. This is terrible!
411
00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:08,408
Woodpeckers don't know
412
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:09,738
how to use keys.
413
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,236
That's why they always knock.
414
00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:13,835
Great, now we can't
415
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:14,895
get to the phones.
416
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,560
Well, we have to do something.
417
00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:18,348
Or do we?
418
00:15:18,386 --> 00:15:20,011
I say we leave him down there,
419
00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:21,633
and tell everyone
420
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,089
he went on a vacation
421
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,503
to the Bermuda Triangle...
422
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,167
where he fell down a well.
423
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,077
We have to help him.
424
00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:31,322
Huh?
425
00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,237
I need Tater.
426
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,156
- You can't have a good guy
- without a bad guy!
427
00:15:38,474 --> 00:15:40,141
- [explaining]
- I'm the good guy.
428
00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:41,554
[others, getting it] Oh!
429
00:15:41,593 --> 00:15:42,698
Tater is the darkness to
430
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:43,800
my light.
431
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,631
The yin to my yang.
432
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:47,835
The chocolate chip to my...
433
00:15:47,873 --> 00:15:49,515
- whatever else is in
- chocolate chip cookies
434
00:15:49,536 --> 00:15:50,953
Other than chocolate chips.
435
00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:54,905
OK, I think we may be able
436
00:15:54,903 --> 00:15:56,485
to pull Tater up by the rope,
437
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,148
- if Slab and Adam
- work together.
438
00:15:58,187 --> 00:16:00,104
Great!
439
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:01,641
- [Echo] Slab.
- You pull on the rope.
440
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,680
Adam, you make Slab some tea.
441
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:06,050
[Tater calls up]
442
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,049
Thank you, Slab.
443
00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:08,568
- [quietly]
- He's the yang to my yin.
444
00:16:10,997 --> 00:16:13,830
[grunting intensely]
445
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,992
When did you get so heavy?
446
00:16:17,028 --> 00:16:19,068
- [appliances humming, buzzing,
- and playing music]
447
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,466
Where's my napkin-maker?
448
00:16:32,747 --> 00:16:34,372
When did you get so weak?
449
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,995
Are you even pulling?
450
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:40,280
[Slab yelling] A-a-a-ah!
451
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,733
[splash-thud]
452
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:43,355
Slab? Are you OK?
453
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:46,477
Yeah! Tater broke my fall!
454
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:48,263
Man, is his face red.
455
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,799
Now what?
456
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,233
If Slab wasn't strong enough
457
00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:54,626
to pull me up,
458
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,623
- what made you think
- you would be?
459
00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:03,817
Let's see how you stand up
460
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,272
to interrogation.
461
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:08,807
What if you were captured
462
00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:10,138
by the enemy?
463
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:11,344
I already was.
464
00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:15,172
What's your name, mister?
465
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,668
Ivy!
466
00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:18,124
Good. Always give them
467
00:17:18,122 --> 00:17:19,537
a fake name.
468
00:17:19,577 --> 00:17:20,928
- [barks]
- Who's your commanding officer?
469
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:22,490
At the moment,
470
00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,008
an old, crotchety,
471
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:25,484
senile history teacher.
472
00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:28,023
Sounds like a worthy opponent.
473
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,811
But I want answers!
474
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,765
What's your mission?
475
00:17:31,804 --> 00:17:33,345
Why are you here?
476
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,009
Who are you?
477
00:17:35,047 --> 00:17:36,882
Who am I?
478
00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:38,586
Where are we?
479
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,457
Where did I leave my purse?
480
00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:44,720
Great. What are
481
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:45,945
we gonna do now?
482
00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:47,673
We're stuck in this well, and
483
00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,357
there's no one left to save us.
484
00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:51,062
I can save you.
485
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,933
No one.
486
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,740
- Seriously, I'm right
- outside the well, I could...
487
00:17:54,761 --> 00:17:56,403
- Maybe that cute dog
- who saves people from wells
488
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,424
Will rescue us.
489
00:17:58,462 --> 00:17:59,525
We could try
490
00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:00,585
clawing our way out.
491
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,355
I mean, it's next to impossible,
492
00:18:02,352 --> 00:18:04,079
but what choice do we have?
493
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,071
[snaps] If only I had hair!
494
00:18:11,021 --> 00:18:12,730
- How would that help us
- out of the well?
495
00:18:12,769 --> 00:18:14,685
It wouldn't.
496
00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:17,264
I know! We could make a ladder.
497
00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:18,468
Out of what?
498
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,189
[cries out]
499
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,831
Lassie!
500
00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:27,951
I can save you using science.
501
00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:29,989
We're living like it's 1812.
502
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:32,695
There was no science back then.
503
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:34,356
That's where you're wrong.
504
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:35,999
Where you're right...
505
00:18:35,997 --> 00:18:37,600
I have no idea.
506
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:43,631
The pulley allows us
507
00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:45,294
to easily lift heavy loads.
508
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375
Each pulley disperses
509
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:47,414
an object's weight,
510
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,037
effectively cutting it in half.
511
00:18:49,075 --> 00:18:50,659
Cutting it in half?
512
00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:52,615
That's what I was
513
00:18:52,612 --> 00:18:54,527
going to do to Derby!
514
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,149
- So, a person
- of average strength
515
00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:57,459
Would be able to pull us
516
00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:58,727
out of here using...
517
00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:00,142
- five pulleys.
518
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,513
- Right, five pulleys.
519
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,505
Anyway, with these pulleys,
520
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,960
I've reduced your total combined
521
00:19:08,957 --> 00:19:11,372
weight of 627 pounds to...
522
00:19:11,409 --> 00:19:12,659
three ounces.
523
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,835
[ropes creaking,
524
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,311
[pulleys squeaking]
525
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,975
- [straining intensely]
- Which...
526
00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:23,784
When you think about it,
527
00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:25,552
it's still pretty heavy.
528
00:19:25,591 --> 00:19:27,342
I just need
529
00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:29,087
some sort of counterweight.
530
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,084
Oh.
531
00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:32,040
[pulleys rattling]
532
00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:39,028
Ho-o-o-o-o-o!
533
00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:42,065
[others, overlapping] Whoa!
534
00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:43,352
Wow, Adam!
535
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,599
I'm sorry I doubted you.
536
00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:46,305
You see, Echo?
537
00:19:46,303 --> 00:19:47,968
Intellect is what matters.
538
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,070
Physical strength
539
00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:50,130
is all but useless.
540
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,790
Anyway, Slab, pull me up.
541
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,557
You don't need my "useless"
542
00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,283
physical strength.
543
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,279
Use your intellect!
544
00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:02,773
[Adam] OK.
545
00:20:02,812 --> 00:20:04,083
I found
546
00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:05,352
this shiny nickel in the well.
547
00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:06,474
That's mine!
548
00:20:08,094 --> 00:20:11,219
[pulleys whizzing]
549
00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,547
[whump]
550
00:20:13,585 --> 00:20:15,667
How was that?
551
00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:17,705
Pretty good.
552
00:20:17,742 --> 00:20:19,242
Who's up for a grilled panini
553
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,739
in Tater's office?
554
00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:22,008
- The woodpecker has the key.
555
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,235
- I've got a spare.
556
00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:29,408
- [Tater, echoing]
- I could go for a panini.
557
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,283
Hello? Come on, guys,
558
00:20:31,281 --> 00:20:33,134
this isn't funny.
559
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,026
Oh, look. I found
560
00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:36,877
some science down here.
561
00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:38,207
No? Nothing?
562
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,028
[??]
563
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,478
Congratulations, recruit.
564
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,891
You've graduated
565
00:20:51,889 --> 00:20:53,262
basic training
566
00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:55,551
and are ready for battle.
567
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,671
Sir, yes, sir!
568
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:00,958
Look out! There's an enemy
569
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,037
soldier in that foxhole. Get
570
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:03,041
'im!
571
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,450
What? No, I...
572
00:21:04,489 --> 00:21:06,363
Charge, soldier, charge!
573
00:21:06,402 --> 00:21:11,194
[Ivy roaring] Ahh!
574
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,976
Ow! Ivy, what are you doing?
575
00:21:13,014 --> 00:21:14,473
It's me, your principal.
576
00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:17,262
I know. Ahh!
577
00:21:18,837 --> 00:21:20,359
- [splash-thud]
578
00:21:20,357 --> 00:21:21,876
- [Tater yelps] Well spider!
579
00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:26,701
Congratulations, recruit.
580
00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:29,780
We've won the war!
581
00:21:29,816 --> 00:21:30,816
[pow!]
582
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:35,416
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