All language subtitles for Milo Murphys Law s02e19 Escape

¶¶

¶ Look at that sun
Look at that sky

¶ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly

¶ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree

¶ It's about as beautiful
as it can be

¶ Whoa

¶ Today is gonna
be exceptional

¶ Never boring
even for a minute

¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it

¶ Whoa, whoa

¶ Never boring
even for a minute

¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ¶

MELISSA: I really like
the food court.

There's something
for everyone.

I know what you mean.

I love the smell of
Mango-Mexi-China-Greco- falafel-Canadian food.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Milo, where are you?

Hey, Melissa,
I'm sorry I'm late.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

I'll be up in a second.

Okay. Without my phone,
apparently.

No problem.
But hurry up, though.

This is starting
to feel like a date.

(SCOFFS)
You wish.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Hey, Lydia, Coach, Scott the undergrounder.

Funny seeing you here.

I mean, not that
it's funny for you to be at the mall,

but more coincidental
that we'd all be on the same elevator.

I usually
take the stairs.

(LOUD THUD)
(ELEVATOR POWERING DOWN)

And you just couldn't
take the stairs today, huh?

Uh-oh, I'm having feelings.

We're trapped.

And the walls
are closing in!

Okay, okay,
let me out. Uh, Scott?

I gotta get out
of here. (SHRIEKS) Scott. Scott!

Let me out.
It's okay. Take it easy.

Your whole life
is in confined spaces.

You live in a cave.

(SHRIEKS)
Oh, that's right. I live in a cave.

Yeah.
I live in a cave?

(SHRIEKING)
I live in a cave!

Why do I live in a cave?

MELISSA: Is Scott doing
a rain dance?

(SIGHS)
Who knows.

DAKOTA: Oh, Cavendish,
where are you?

Okay, I got lunch.

We got a large fry,

a super-large
double-decker hamburger,

two milkshakes and...
(FLY BUZZING)

You've got a bug
on your face!

Oops. Sorry, I forgot
I was holding the tray.

This is my life now.

And don't worry,

I saved one of the shakes.

(SLURPING)
Mmm. Delicious, and that...

Oh, and this one's mine
'cause I...

'Cause I just drank out of it.

It's not the shake,
it's Cavendish.

We've looked everywhere,
we've done everything,

(STAMMERS) I can't think
of anything else.

I just wish I knew
what he was thinking.

(IMITATING CAVENDISH)
Oh, balderdash, Dakota,

you are worthless
as a partner and a human being.

Does that help?
That's, uh...

That's my best
Cavendish. Sorry.

Thanks. But unless
you can actually be Cavendish,

I don't think
it's gonna help.

I wish I hadn't
spent the money on the costume.

Wait a minute.
Maybe that's it.

You said it before.
What we need to do is get inside his head.

You know,
think like the perp.

I think I know
just exactly what you're looking for.

But, you know, first
let me finish this shake.

(SLURPING)
Mmm. Mmm.

So are you gonna...
In a minute.

(SLURPING)
Mmm. Mmm.

Okay.
Okay, thanks.

Well, they don't think
they'll get it working anytime soon.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
They said it looks like

everything that could
go wrong did go wrong.

Now, why does
that sound familiar? (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

But they're
sending someone to rescue us.

In the meantime,
we just have to sit tight.

"Sit tight"?

I'm gonna miss
my lassoing class.

(MUMBLING)
This was belt-testing day.

I was gonna move up
from Greenhorn to Buckaroo.

Belt had a big-old
silver buckle on it and whatnot...

(GASPS) Ooh.

This situation
could be good fodder for my improv troop.

You have a troop?

I live by myself
in Subterranus.

(IMITATES ECHO) Terranus,
terranus, terranus.

Stop saying
"terranus" at me.

Hey, look at
the bright side.

In today's busy world,
who has the time to just relax for a while?

Just sit down and chat,
to get to know some new friends.

This could be great!

I'd rather take my chances
with the emergency hatch.

Hey, freaky mole man.
(WHISTLING) Yeah?

Give me a boost.

(BONES CRACKING)

You okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm fab.

Oh, I was
talking to Scott.

Oh, no problem.

My back is
double-jointed.

And my head has
the tensile strength the mighty guava.

You can...
You can get off now.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
It's simple. All I had to do was get a sample

of Cavendish's DNA
and put it inside my Clonanator.

Your Clonanator?

Hey, man, you wanna get
inside Cavendish's head?

(WHIRRING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

I give you...
(EXPLOSION)

...Cavendish's head!

On a platypus body.

Whoa!

What did you do?

Okay, okay,
I can see how

on first glance,
this might appear, you know,

an abomination.

It is an abomination.

I can hear you.

Okay, the style
is film noir.

The location
is the volcano.

And I'm coming
to get a haircut.

(INHALES SHARPLY) Go.

Hello, madame.

What a dark, creepy
volcano salon you have.

Why, thank you
for coming.

Your hairdresser today
is my brother Reginald.

Pay no attention
to the monkey on his shoulder.

Man, I don't know
what's going on.

I'll be the hair dryer.

Whooshy-whooshy-whoo!

(SLURPING)

So, why does the hairdresser
have a monkey on his shoulder?

DAKOTA: Wait, but why...
Why a platypus body?

Ugh, you know
how long it would take

to clone an entire
adult human Cavendish?

We would've been here
all afternoon.

This was just easier.
But why a platypus body?

I already had
the platypus DNA.

Look, you wanted
to get inside his head,

there's his head.

Now, get in there.
(SIGHS)

Okay. So you've got the head
and thoughts of Cavendish,

so where is he now?

I'm not psychic.

I mean, I'm 15 minutes old.

You're lucky I can even talk.

Ooh, can you lay eggs?

Oh, I hope not.

Ignore him.

If you were
going to go rogue,

where would you go?

I highly doubt
that I would... (CHUCKLES)

"Go rogue."

Doesn't sound like me at all.

Okay, that accent.

Is that real or you're just
trying to make us feel inferior?

Hold on!
(THUDS)

Look, you went rogue
and you disappeared.

We have to find you.

Okay, this is ridiculous.

And that is an act
against nature itself.

Look, fellas,

I don't know
where your friend is.

I don't have
all of Cavendish's memories,

the lifetime of experiences
that make him unique.

I only share his DNA,

and only from
here up, apparently,

because this one
was in a hurry.

You're ungrateful.

(SIGHS)

I guess, I have to
accept the fact

that I may never see
Cavendish again.

Well, I'm terribly sorry.
I really am.

It's just too bad
you don't know what he was looking for.

Then, if you
found that, (CHUCKLES)

you'd probably find him.

Of course! Cavendish
was looking for proof

that he saw a UFO.

We need to find that UFO.

And you've got to
stop doing that.

Oh, leave me alone.

And, scene.

Very nice
Cockney accent, Coach.

(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
Well, I did do a little theater

in the day I did,
I did, guv'nor.

What next?

Oh, let's do the Two Truths
and a Lie game.

And you know,
get to know a little about each other.

LYDIA: Okay.
Two truths and a lie.

I have a collection
of creepy masks.

I once ate an entire book.

I have incredibly
strong fingernails.

Incredibly strong
fingernails, huh?

(EXCLAIMS) Which one
is the lie?

Oh, I know.

The lie is that her name
isn't really Lydia.

Uh, no. My name is Lydia

and that wasn't
one of your choices.

Oh, okay. I don't think
you ate a book.

(SIGHS) You're right.

Not a whole one anyway.
(METAL CLANGING)

(ALL SCREAM)

Well, at least
we stopped,

but we're still
between floors.

Okay. That's it.

I don't want my last act
on Earth to be playing a word game

with two of my PE students

and a subterranean vagrant.

Oh, no. Wait! I know
what we can do.

Rather than wait around
for them to rescue us,

we should use our skills
to get us out of here.

What do you mean, our skills?

I mean, like your burgeoning
lassoing skills, Coach.

And you, too, Lydia.

Your unusually
strong fingernails

just might be able
to pry these doors apart.

I'm on it.

Scott, if your head
is as strong as you say it is,

we can use it
to wedge the doors open.

You've got it, Judy.

(STRAINING)

Okay, cowboy.

See if you can
rope us up a rescue.

I'll sure as heck
give it a try.

Good job, Coach.

Okay, everybody.

Heave!

And heave!

And heave!

Okay, Lydia, tie it off.

(ALL CHEERING)

Nice work, Milo.

What are we all
cheering about?

MILO: Okay, Lydia,
you go first.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

MILO: Okay, Scott.
You're the last one.

(LOUD THUD)

(METAL CLATTERING)

Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm late.

Well, it's too bad.
You missed lunch.

Don't worry.
We saved you some.

Wow! Thanks, guys.

So, how was
your elevator ride?

It was fun.
While you were eating,

I got to get to know some
new friends a little better.

Hey, guys, remember,
improv session next Tuesday.

Wouldn't miss it.
(CHUCKLES) You bet.

I'll have my mill cotton
call your mill cotton.

So, Doof, Dakota,
what did you guys do while we were gone?

Well, I figured out

that in order
to find Cavendish,

I need to find a UFO.

Yeah, and I was told
I shouldn't mess with human-platypus cloning.

Aw! I think
he's kind of cute.

Do you want a snail?

I do not.

Are you sure?

Hmm? Hmm?

Well, okay, yes.

That is marvelous.

(ALL LAUGHING)

¶ It's my world ¶

Wait! We know
where there's a UFO.

Whoa! How is it
nobody else knows about this?

Well, we know about it.

Oh, and Cavendish.
He knows about it.

Cavendish?

Cavendish?

Cavendish, are you here?

Oh, no!

Cavendish!

He's in here.

Oh, no.

Wait, wait.
I need something heavy.

(GRUNTING)

Stop! (WHIMPERS)

I got you.

Dakota!

The aliens are coming back!

And they're coming for Milo!

Oh, no.

(POPS)

Oh, good heavens.

Ha! You laid an egg.
I knew it!

¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ¶

(ALARM BLARING)

Uh, sir, we've detected

several cloaked UFOs
descending over Danville.

My word!

We gotta send an agent out
to deal with this, right away.

(SIREN WAILS)

Wow! Is it 5:00 already?

Got any plans tonight?

Uh, stream a movie
and chill. You?

Oh, just gonna
have dinner with the missus.

Oh, uh, you better send
Agent P out there.

Okay, but I'm considering
that overtime.

MONOGRAM: Fine.
(SWITCH CLICKS)

What did you say?

The aliens
are coming for Milo.

(COUGHS) Again.

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(BARKING)
Diogee.

(CONTINUES BARKING)

(SNARLING)

What is it, boy?

Not again.

You'd think being levitated
would be fun, but... Ugh.

Milo!

MILO: I have to admit,
this technology's impressive,

to just overwrite gravity
and lift someone off...

Oh! Spoke too soon.

Melissa, Zack!

(BARKS)
Milo!

Hang on!

MELISSA: I'm trying!

(MELISSA STRAINING)

Milo!

Oh, no.
Catch him.

Uh, was he wearing that
the whole time?

(GASPS) My word!
What do we do now?

That... (SIGHS)

...is a good question.

(WHIMPERING)

But what do they want
Milo for?

Maybe they want to know
why he went rogue

and left his best friend
high and dry?

Oh, wait! No, that was you.

And I'm still mad at you.

None of this is helping.

ALL: Sorry.

We need to go
after the aliens to save Milo.

And unless one of you has
your own spaceship I'm not aware of,

we need to get
this one working again.

She's right. Let's take a look
at this equipment

and see if we can
figure any of it out.

You wiped my memory.

To protect you.

Look, can we
talk about this later?

You were only
thinking about yourself.

I was wrong, Dakota.

I am sorry.

Yeah. All right.

Still good to see you.
Come on. Bring it in.

You still owe me a burrito.

Look, before you say anything,
Perry the Platypus,

I just wanna say,

this going good thing
has been really hard for me,

and I needed to know
that you were in my corner.

And then when I saw
that you were just getting paid

to babysit me,
I just... I just...

"Deposited to

"Professor Time Industries?"

You took that money
and invested it

to fund my path
to becoming Professor Time?

You did that for me?

So, it wasn't
about the money.

Right. Of course.

I mean, what does a platypus
need with money anyway?

You just live off the land
like a vagabond,

moving from
one platy-place to another.

I don't really know
where you live.

Isn't this great?

We're all back
together again.

The gang's all here.

Um, except for Milo,

who was abducted

and is in grave danger.

Yeah, all right,
Captain Bring-down.

ALIEN:
Eventually, we'll have to bring him inside

and his negative probability
ions could destroy the ship.

Which is why
we brought six ships.

And you two will be in charge

of moving him from
ship to ship to ship.

Like if one blows up
into smithereens,

you just move him
to the next one,

until that blows up
into smithereens...

I can count on you, right?

Yes, ma'am.
We will not let you down.

We are team players,

we organized
the Christmas party.

We can do this. Right, Cone?

(STAMMERS)

He'll be right back.

Coward!

I... You can still
count on me.

(GRUNTS)

Ugh, all right. Why do you
keep abducting me?

You can't do that.

Ah, thank you
for the feedback.

Please, do not
get any closer.

Seriously, this is
the second time.

What am I doing here?

We need your help, Milo.

Then why didn't you
just ask me?

Ah... Huh.

It didn't occur to us to ask.

Well, it's rude.

Yanking someone
off their planet.

What if I don't
wanna go into...

Space.

Whoa!

Yeah. Not bad
for unfathomable abyss, huh?

We have to get
this ship working

and into space
to find Milo.

Yeah, but how do we do that?

Why, this is all
alien technology.

Who knows anything about that?

Besides, you know
the obvious, aliens.

Well, I have managed
to decipher some of it.

Here I've pieced together
this schematic of the bridge.

During the crash,
an important component

appears to have
fallen out here.

Without it, you'll never get

this rust bucket
working again.

(GASPS) I think I may have
just the thing.

Doof and I picked this up
on our rounds.

Well done, Dakota.

(CHUCKLES) That looks like
the very thing.

Wait, wait.
(ENERGY PULSATING)

Ugh!
Ooh!

What happened to my bones?
What happened to my bones?

Oh, it'll wear off.
Don't worry.

Okay. How are we gonna
get this thing in the wall?

Okay, seeing space
was extremely inspiring and all,

but you have to tell me
why you brought me here to your ship.

I promise,
there will be time for that,

but right now, I need you
to just sit still and not move.

Keep those negative
probability ions from running amok.

Here, we picked up some
Earth furniture for you

from one of your
outdoor furniture stores.

Sit down, sit down.
Get nice and comfy,

and don't move, please,
for the remainder of our trip.

This chair smells bad.

No need to thank us.

Let's try to get nice
and relaxed, and motionless.

Here. I can make it
more comfortable.

(CREAKING)

Ow.

Oh, my. I am
so sorry about that.

I... Milo, don't move.

What is this?

It's an access hatch
to the engine venting system.

Just try to crawl off
very slowly.

It's a solid hatch.
There's no reason

it should suddenly
open unless... (SCREAMING)

...you happen to be you.

Milo, hang on.
We'll lower a rope to you.

Could you first
shut off this fan?

Okay. Also a good idea.
Just hang on.

I'm trying, but my hands
are starting to slip.

If only I could...

Phew. Well, at least
that won't chop me up.

(SCREAMS)

Hang on, Milo.

What is this stuff?

It's an air filter
for the engine venting system

made of the softest fibers
found anywhere in the universe

woven into a bed-like filter,

then electrified with
almost a million volts. Ah.

Just take the rope
and we'll pull you up. (SHATTERING)

Look out!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(ALARM BLARING)
What's happening?

Well, that blade
and burning filter

just plunged into
our engine down below.

Can you repair it?

Do those sound like
"We can repair it" alarms?

Let's just keep
you moving, all right?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

¶ Hey
¶ Hey

¶ Hey, you better
watch yourself

¶ Here I come
I'm running off the rails

¶ Hey
¶ Hey

¶ Hey, a storm is brewing

¶ We've got to
throw the shoe in before something fails

¶ We're going down, down, down

¶ I swear you'd better

¶ Just beware
I'm a catastrophe

¶ I'm a catastrophe

¶ It's more than static

¶ I'm a catastrophe

¶ I may be problematic

¶ I'm a catastrophe

¶ It's automatic
A catastrophe

(ALARM BLARING)

¶ Hey
¶ Hey

¶ Hey, you better get away

¶ I am a cycle
of calamity

¶ Hey
¶ Hey

¶ Excuse the indiscretion

¶ But I'm gonna be
messing with your sanity

¶ We're going down, down, down

¶ I swear you'd better

¶ Just beware
I'm a catastrophe

¶ I'm a catastrophe

¶ It's automatic

¶ I'm a catastrophe

¶ Emotions in a panic

¶ I'm a catastrophe

¶ I'm in the attic.
A catastrophe ¶

So, is everyone
clear on the plan?

Yes. It's terrible.

Ready? Go.

(PULSATING)

Ew.

Ew. All my organs
are touching each other.

It is so much worse
than I thought it would be.

You know, you don't really
appreciate your bones until you lose them.

You know, we could
have just used tongs

or a shovel or something
to pick it up. (SCOFFS)

Guess I should have thought
of that five minutes ago.

Remind me to punch you
when we have bones again.

Okay, abomination, you're up.

Why does he even exist again?

It's a long story.

Yes, I am an abomination,
but at least I have bones.

(ALL CHEERING)

CAVENDISH: Abomination.
Abomination.

Well done, Lobe.

Everything is proceeding
according to plan.

What plan?
Why am I here?

(METAL CLANKING)

(SQUEAKING)

Uh-oh. This is our last ship.

(CLANGING)

Milo, little help, please.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Eh. I'm all outta gear.

What do you need?

Um, an inflatable
bounce house and a car jack.

You got it.
(INHALES SHARPLY)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

Okay, everybody,
put the screws back in.

Okay.

I think that should do it.
(ALL CHEERING)

Yeah!
(AIR HISSING)

All right, guys.
Now, out with it.

You take me
from my home planet,

you bring me way out here...

Why do you need my help?

Okay. Show him.

(ALL SCREAMING)

What is that?

That is why
we need you, Milo.

To stop that before
it destroys our world.

But how do...
(AIR HISSING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Melissa, do we have a heading?

All we have to do
is follow Milo's bread crumbs.

Or in this case, debris.

Brilliant.

What is it?

I just hope,
wherever he is, Milo is safe.

Um... Guys.

Whoa!

ZACK: Is that...
Oh, no.

Milo!

¶ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

¶ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational

¶ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

¶ Whoa

¶ Whoa

¶ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn

¶ You know I'd rather spin it

¶ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ¶

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