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¶¶
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¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful As it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna Be exceptional
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¶ Never boring Even for a minute
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¶ It's my world And we're all livin' in it
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¶ Whoa, whoa
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¶ Never boring Even for a minute
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¶ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ¶
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ANIMALS CHATTERING)
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Wow, this is pretty crazy,
even for me.
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I guess I should start
at the beginning.
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MILO: It was a quarter after 9:00 this morning
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and I was meeting, Zack and Melissa at the park,
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when suddenly...
Stop, Milo.
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Oh, I'll stop when you start
believing in magic.
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What's with the magic, kit?
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I'm helping Zack and Melissa
with their student film.
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I figured they could use
some special effects.
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You, sir, with the stop sign,
place these handcuffs on my wrists.
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Well... Okay...
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No tricks up my sleeve,
make sure those handcuffs are good and tight.
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I just wannaclarify something.
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Elliot and I do not gethandcuffed togetherat this time.
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All right, Houdini,
you are all set. Wow me!
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And one, two, three!
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Milo, you're handcuffed
to my sign.
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Don't worry, I have the key.
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(CLATTERS)
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Whoo, that was a close call.
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(CRACKING)
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So... Do you know
any magic tricks?
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Milo isn't here
with the magic kit
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and two of our actors
are late.
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Hey, film geeks!
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What's up?
Bradley!
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Where is Scott
the undergrounder?
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You were supposed
to bring him.
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He's not coming.
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He said he had
an appointment.
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He lives in a sewer and
his girlfriend is a milk carton.
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What kind of appointment
could he have?
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Mildred, I'm not
being chauvinistic.
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You have an actual
expiration date.
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How can we make a film called
the old man on the bench
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without the old man?
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Don't panic, all we have to do
is find a grown up with no life
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who's sitting around in
the middle of the day with nothing to do.
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MAN ON TV:
Well Time Ape, Once again...
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We've had the time of our...
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(TV SWITCHES OFF)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello?
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Oh, hi Milo's friend girl!
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Be in your film?
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Uh... You know,
I'm pretty busy.
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(BARKS)
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But my schedule
just opened up.
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Email me the script, I'll read
it on the way over.
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Can't you just let me hold
the stop sign?
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It would be so much easier.
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Having you holding this sign
would be unsafe.
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See, this is what happens
if you even...
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(EXCLAIMING)
Now you get the electromagent out of my bag.
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Got it!
I'm gonna turn it on.
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Just remember to throw it away
from us...
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MILO: Or this might happen.
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(CLANKING)
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MILO: Turn it off now.
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(CLATTERING)
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Hey, the top of this sign
comes right off.
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(EXCLAIMS) My baby!
Hold on... There we go.
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Well, the cuffs are off now.
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Great, Now I can be
rid of him.
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(SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMS IN SLOW MOTION)
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This is where we got handcuffed together, but not wrist to ankle.
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Okay, go ahead!
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(SCREAMING)
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(HORNS BLARING)
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Here we go, Elliot!
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(STAMMERING)
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Well, at least I'm not cuffed
to your sign right?
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Where is Doofenshmirtz,
people, we are losing light!
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Calm down, he said,
he'd be right over.
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¶ Check out my bling blingand the wheels thing
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¶ Got 24-karat napkin rings
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¶ Oh, they're gonna oblige you Whenever I find you
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¶ Eating chick chick chicken wings ¶
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¶ Check out my rideI know you tried to hide...
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Doofenshmirtz is
in the house.
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What up?
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What up, everyone?
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This is my entourage,
doggie dog. (BARKS)
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Old school, cause
he's actually a dog.
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Now about this script.
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What about my script?
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It stinks.
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Literally, I spilled pickled
herring on it.
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Anyway, doggie dog and I have
come up with a new script
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and it's pretty sweet.
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This is just the word "bark"
written a whole bunch of times.
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Pretty sweet.
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(BARKS)
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I'm sorry, Dr. D, but we're
going to split the script that we wrote.
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Oh, that's it, I'm walking,
I'm out the door.
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I am out...
We're giving everyone free lunch.
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Okay, I'm in.
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I knew I shouldn't have
helped you with your trick.
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I cannot live like this.
Safety first.
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Must stay safe, buffalo!
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Did you just say, buffalo?
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(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
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What happened?
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I don't know but clearly that
word triggered from repressed traumatic event.
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Word, what word?
Buffalo!
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Buffalo?
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(SCARY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Elliot! Elliot!
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Are you gonna do that
everytime I say the word buff...
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Yes, wait a second,
what's going on here?
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MILO: I don't know but,
wow, what a mess!
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What's with all
the capybaras, sir?
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Better not make any
loud noises, boys.
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These capys get spooked,
they can stampede worse than...
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Don't say that!
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Don't say what?
Buffalo.
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(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ELLIOT SCREAMING)
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Yup, that's pretty much
the loud noise I was talking about.
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(CAPYBARAS CHIRPING)
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Run, Elliot!
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That's a pretty wise
choice, boys.
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Okay, Bradley, We'll shoot you
on the bench first.
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Then we shoot Doof on
the bench as future you
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with your life ruined.
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Ouch!
Okay, let's get rolling.
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And... Action!
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Lake, I want to know
your feelings.
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Cut cut!
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Doof, what are you doing!
That was great!
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Boring! You need action
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like maybe if I,
I did some push-ups in the background, like...
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(GRUNTING, CRACKING)
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One.
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Boy, by the time
he's finished,
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I really will be an old man.
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Okay, just one.
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Oh, you know what, we need
something unexpected, like,
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like, if I was suddenly
to cry out without warning. Like this.
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(EXCLAIMS) Oh, no, see,
but that was with warning, so...
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(EXCLAIMS) See that one was
without warning. Better, right?
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Doof, these suggestions
are great. But we're running out of time.
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Whatever, I just thought you
wanted to make a good movie.
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Okay. Amanda, Bradley,
great energy, right. We're going to do it again.
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And... Action.
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Blake, I want to know
your feelings.
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But you are like a clam
that has been left in the ice too long, and I...
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MELISSA: Cut!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz, what are you doing?
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These are all the emotions
I'm going to be having.
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I'm doing
a little foreshadowing,
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because, you know,
you're going to be seeing me in the park later.
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Please, just stick
to the script.
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Whatever, it's your movie.
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Okay, one more time.
And... Action!
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(INHALES AND EXHALES)
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Pine cones for sale!
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Buy a pine cone
to help an old woman.
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That's it! I cannot
work with this man.
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Old woman.
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I am walking.
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You can't walk because
I'm walking.
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I'm walking right now.
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I'm going to do it.
I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna get...
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Oh. Well what do you know,
she walked.
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Well, if she's out,
I'm out.
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Wow! What a couple of divas.
Am I right?
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(ELLIOT SCREAMING)
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(CAPYBARAS SQUEALING)
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Not again!
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You think there's something
in here that can make this whole day disappear?
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(ELLIOT SCREAMING)
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I think we're
starting to pull ahead.
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(SQUEALING)
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(ELLIOT MOANING)
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(CRASHING)
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Hey, my hand is free.
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That's great!
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You know, I'll be honest. I don't know how this happened.
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Oh-oh! Here they come again.
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(CAPYBARAS SQUEALING)
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(SQUEALING CONTINUES)
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(ELLIOT SCREAMING)
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You are a buffalo
to everyone around you!
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Elliot. What's with you
and buffaloes?
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Wait, not buffalo,
marshmallow.
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Marshmallow?
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Yes! Marshmallow rhymes
with buffalo.
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It happened years ago.
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Marshmallow doesn't
rhyme with buffalo.
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I went to the circus
with my parents.
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MILO: This guy is rhyming marshmallow with buffalo.
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ELLIOT: They bought me a bag of marshmallows.
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I was throwing it in the air.
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My mother said, "Don't throw that bag in the air.
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"Remember! Safety first."
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Then, it happened.
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That's it?
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That caused the lifelong
pathological addiction to safety?
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Let me finish.
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Those marshmallows were just the beginning.
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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It was becauseof my carelessnesswith those marshmallows,
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that everything was ruined!
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Milo, for years
I've been tormented,
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and now I know why.
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Kinda weird that
marshmallows triggered your memory of the circus disaster,
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we just ran through
an actual circus.
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The point is,
now that my marshmallow memory is no longer repressed.
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I'm free!
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Except that
I'm still handcuffed to you.
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No, it's okay. While you
were freaking out, I found a spare key.
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You've got a spare key?
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Yeah, I found it while you
were busy rhyming buffalo with marshmallow.
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There you go. Now you don't
have to be obsessed with safety anymore.
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Are you kidding?
I'm going to be more obsessed with... Safety.
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ZACK: I don't know Melissa.
I hope this works.
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Come on, Zack,
everyone's waiting. Just hit save.
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We're running out of time!
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Zack, Melissa,
your film is a-first. Are you ready?
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Here Mr. Drako.
Here's our film.
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(HIGH PITCHED VOICE)
Melissa, what are you doing?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
a film by Zack and Melissa.
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The Old Man on The Bench.
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Blake, I want to know your feelings.
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But you are like a clam that has been left in the ice too long.
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Boy, by the time he's finished, I really will be an old man.
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Pine cones for sale!
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Pine cones for sale!
(EXCLAIMS)
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So... What do you think?
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Oh, please
don't give us an "F."
247
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,961
There is no grade on this.
This was just for fun.
248
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,090
I'll take it.
249
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,134
Whoo!
Yeah!
250
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,299
And it was a happy ending after all.
251
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,927
Dr. Doofenshmirtz, what are you doing in my bubble?
252
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,503
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
253
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,038
Here we are.
254
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,939
Trapeze class?
Advanced puppetry?
255
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:18,311
Look, whatever happened to
horseback riding, or archery?
256
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,481
Come on Zack,
try something new.
257
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,210
Yeah. You never know
when a new skill might come in handy.
258
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:27,016
Okay, see, yeah,
I sincerely doubt that artisanal crayon making
259
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,790
is ever going to come
in handy, but okay.
260
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,290
Hmm, sounds like
it's time for a montage.
261
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,032
Bring it on. Boom!
262
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,804
¶ I've been stuck in the groove
263
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:46,043
¶ Of the same old neural pathways
264
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,314
¶ Got to add a little something
265
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,079
¶ More spicy into the mix
266
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:59,248
¶ Every day it seems the same, it's like a month of Mondays
267
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,921
¶ Time for this old dog to get a new bag of tricks
268
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,225
¶ Time to shake it up, switch it out
269
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,630
¶ Looking for a big breakthrough
270
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,273
¶ Time to try something new ¶
271
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,414
Cavendish Rogue Log 7204.
272
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,338
I've tried to show this ship
to the authorities 37 times to no avail.
273
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:29,845
But the least I can do is try
o find the person I saw abducted, and help them.
274
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:33,120
I'm going to attempt
to search the ship's records for any clues.
275
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,090
(BEEPING, WHIRRING)
276
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:44,457
Odd. I can almost smell alien
secrets about to be released.
277
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:51,974
Hey. You three all signed up
for the pogo stick hiking excursion?
278
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:56,112
It'll be nice to do something
comparatively normal after the other activities.
279
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,579
Just stay on the path
and never leave my side.
280
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,049
These are called The Easy
to Get Lost and Die In Woods.
281
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:07,989
Um, I guess they named them
that 'cause they're easy to get lost and die in?
282
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:12,458
I never connected the name
with the fact that they are easy to get lost and die in.
283
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,056
(CRASHING)
(SCREAMING)
284
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,332
The screams of
woodland creatures
285
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,001
reminding us that nature is
a harsh mistress.
286
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,472
(WHIRRING)
287
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,811
Pressing random buttons
always worked on my video player and coffee pot.
288
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,979
(GROWLING)
Good! What the...
289
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,053
(ROARS)
290
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,148
Perhaps I should
scream now. Yes.
291
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,191
(SCREAMING)
292
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,247
(ALL SCREAMING)
293
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,316
MILO: This is making
a smoothie of my stomach.
294
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,161
Phew.
295
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,432
(SCREAMING)
296
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,325
A UFO?
An alien monster?
297
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,104
A... Cavendish?
298
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,102
Get your filthy tentacles
off me.
299
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,774
(SNIFFING)
300
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,207
(GROWLS)
301
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,109
Guys, rescue routine
number nine.
302
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,919
(ROARING)
303
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,188
Chill, Mr. Giant
Cyclops thing.
304
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,518
We're gonna go now.
Please don't kill us.
305
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,164
Don't move.
There's no telling what it might do.
306
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,301
So, what do we do?
Try to tame it and bring it home as a pet?
307
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,402
(SNIFFING)
308
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,200
I'm responsible
for letting him out.
309
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,072
If only I had a rope...
Oh, thank you.
310
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,212
I may be able to gently
lead the creature to...
311
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,978
(CAVENDISH SCREAMING)
312
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,638
Where is he going?
313
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,046
Duh! To... (GARGLED SCREAMING)
314
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,078
Sounds good to me.
315
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,753
Come on, guys,
follows those gargled screams.
316
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,794
(SCREAMING) Slow down!
317
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,085
All right, men,
set the survey equipment up right there.
318
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,755
My toxic waste disposal
company has come here to dump waste into the Danville Woods.
319
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,226
When this job came up,
no other waste company would even touch it.
320
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,095
This stuff is that dangerous.
321
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,044
And if I didn't take
this contract, absolutely nobody else would have.
322
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,770
They all laughed at me. Well,
I'm the only one laughing now.
323
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,536
All the way to the bank
with that fat check
324
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,244
for the money I'm gonna get
for dumping this stuff right here. (LAUGHS)
325
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,882
You feel that, men?
That's the feeling of profit rushing right at us.
326
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,075
(SCREAMING)
327
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:25,786
My hand! How am I supposed to
be able to sign my contract and dump the toxic waste here?
328
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,292
(CRASHING)
329
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:31,404
My leg! How am I supposed to
be able to carry all those barrels of poisonous
330
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,298
toxic waste up that hill
and dump it here in the Danville Woods?
331
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,643
(CRACKING)
332
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:41,407
My other hand! How will I
unscrew the tops of the toxic waste containers
333
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,608
and dump them out here
in these beautiful, pristine woods?
334
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,275
(SNIFFING)
335
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,447
(CAVENDISH SCREAMING)
336
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,123
(SCREAMING)
337
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,848
Okay, maybe I deserve this.
338
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,994
Well, at least the water
is moderate...
339
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,299
I've got just the thing.
340
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,127
(SNIFFING)
341
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,172
Well, Enid, you might not
believe it, but I'm hauling a load of giant ducks.
342
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,006
What! (SCREAMING)
343
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,141
(TIRES SCREECHING)
344
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,015
Enid, you're not gonna believe
what I'm seeing right now.
345
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,518
A raccoon walking on
its hind legs. Like people.
346
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,661
Murphy's law. 6 o'clock.
347
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,186
(SQUEAKING)
348
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,229
(GASPING)
349
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,164
Oh-oh, mine's got a leak.
350
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,495
It's okay,
I've got duck-tape.
351
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,201
Not in the mood, Milo.
352
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:47,273
(SCREAMING) Just stop already,
please stop!
353
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,273
All right, men, set that
survey equipment up right there.
354
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:54,006
My development company
has come here to clear cut the Danville Woods.
355
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,624
I'm about to close a deal
that'll turn this entire forest into a desert.
356
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,377
Desert land theme park.
357
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,286
People will come from
miles around to see my beautiful desert.
358
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,888
Beautiful deserts
needs turtles.
359
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,690
We'll shave the local bears
and put shells on 'em.
360
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,693
We'll shave the eagles
and put shells on them.
361
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,625
The other developers
all laughed at me.
362
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,200
They said, "Why would anyone
pay to go to a desert land theme park
363
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,629
"when there's an actual desert
only six miles away?"
364
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,565
Well, I'll be the only one
laughing now when I start charging the locals
365
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,811
a small fortune
to come see this place. (CROWS CAWING)
366
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:25,407
Feel that, men,
that's the feeling of profits rushing right at us.
367
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,312
(SCREAMING)
368
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,498
My hand!
369
00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:32,949
How am I supposed to
be able to sign my contract to cut these woods down?
370
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,815
(SCREAMING) My legs!
371
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,823
How am I gonna be able
to carry away these trees that I'm gonna cut down
372
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,426
for my desert land these park?
373
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,596
(SCREAMING) My other hand!
374
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,168
How am I gonna be able to
shave all bears and eagles
375
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,568
to put shells on them
and disguise them as turtles?
376
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,101
(SNIFFLING)
377
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,966
(SCREAMING)
378
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,813
(SCREAMING)
379
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,352
Okay, maybe I deserved this.
380
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,749
I've only seen this much
mayhem since Milo went to the monster truck rally.
381
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,523
Hi, folks,
it's my honor as your mayor,
382
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,422
to be here today
to sign this paper
383
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,725
into law, protecting
this beautiful valley
384
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,857
from polluting
and over-development.
385
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,063
This law, once signed,
by me, right here,
386
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,366
will protect
this majestic forest
387
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,868
and all the animals,
like this spying friend of mine right here,
388
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,072
that call this
beautiful valley, home.
389
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,744
All I have to do is
sign this piece of paper
390
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,213
On this table.
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
391
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,053
I just wanna say again
how important it is
392
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,979
that I sign this paper,
right here, right now.
393
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,120
Because this forest
and her beautiful creatures
394
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,593
need to be protected from
the forces of no good,
395
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,062
that would do harm to it.
396
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,091
If anything were to
happen to me,
397
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,096
or my writing hand,
this law would go unsigned,
398
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,269
and we all know the dangers
this forest would face.
399
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,299
There is literally no one else
in our local government
400
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,305
that is authorized
to sign this law.
401
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,407
You feel that folks?
That's a feeling of good deeds
402
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,881
coming right at us...
(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
403
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,280
Have no fear,
creature passing by harmlessly.
404
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,453
You and your home
are now protected.
405
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,522
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
406
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,092
(SNIFFING)
407
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,328
(SCREAMING)
408
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,371
Disco squat.
Disco squat.
409
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,671
(CLATTERING, SCREAMING)
410
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,613
I'm saved.
411
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,278
Oh no.
(CREATURE SCREECHING)
412
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,681
Cavendish.
Greg.
413
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,316
I got an idea.
414
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,124
We can use
all the new skills we've learned.
415
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,994
Zack, distract him.
416
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,696
Shine it on the plate.
417
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,428
I'll use the new skills
I got from my feet dexterity class.
418
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,239
(SNARLING)
419
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,741
(GROANS)
420
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,480
Keep it going, guys.
421
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,011
(GRUNTS)
422
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,082
Whoo!
423
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,546
Thanks for the help.
424
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,480
Your feet
are really dexterous.
425
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:20,715
I know, right?
426
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,490
(SNIFFING, GULPING)
427
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,403
ALL: Whoo! (CHEERING)
428
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,428
Wow. I don't remember
that cage the last time I was here.
429
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,165
Milo, what are you
talking about?
430
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,570
I've been
on this ship before.
431
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,611
When I was abducted
by the aliens.
432
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,007
(GASPS) That was you?
433
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,939
I saw that abduction.
434
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,684
I've been trying
to find and rescue that abductee,
435
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680
and it was you
the entire time.
436
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,422
Apparently.
Huzzah!
437
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,448
(THUD)
438
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,393
I better
get out of here.
439
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,518
Last time I
was on board,
440
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,262
Murphy's Law
nearly wrecked the whole ship.
441
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,759
Anyway, we've got to
get back to camp.
442
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,630
Oh, yes,
yes, absolutely.
443
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,429
Don't want anything
more to happen to it.
444
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,300
Scoot, scoot.
You children go home.
445
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,229
Yeah, have fun
with the UFO. Bye.
446
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,474
Cherry-bye.
447
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,599
Oh. So they abducted him
and then they just let him go.
448
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,444
It was... It was
probably just a case of mistaken identity.
449
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,770
They probably
thought he was a cow or something. Wait.
450
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,284
What's that
green light in there?
451
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,224
(GASPS) Great
googly-moogly.
452
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,777
They didn't think
he was a cow at all.
453
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,285
They were
after him specifically.
454
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,417
And from the looks of this,
455
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,791
they're coming back
to finish the job.
456
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,989
I've got to warn him.
457
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,661
(ZAPPING)
458
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,595
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
459
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,928
¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
460
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,833
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
461
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,669
¶ Whoa
462
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,814
¶ Whoa
463
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,808
¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
464
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,481
¶ You know I'd rather spin it
465
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,009
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
466
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,475
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
467
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:03,075
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