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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,379 --> 00:00:05,212 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:08,169 --> 00:00:09,502 - One last time. 3 00:00:10,798 --> 00:00:12,520 (sharp inhaling) 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,187 (dramatic electronic music) 5 00:00:17,346 --> 00:00:20,679 (upbeat dramatic music) 6 00:00:36,419 --> 00:00:41,419 (tense music) (muffled talking) 7 00:00:41,434 --> 00:00:46,175 (loud inhaling) (upbeat club music) 8 00:00:46,175 --> 00:00:47,434 - Katie? 9 00:00:47,434 --> 00:00:49,684 - I'm a mother fucking god! 10 00:00:51,314 --> 00:00:56,314 (dramatic music) (high pitch ringing) 11 00:01:00,501 --> 00:01:03,001 (Katie sighs) 12 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:07,730 Hello everyone, um, (clears throat) 13 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:12,730 my name is Katie Marovitch and I have a cocaine problem. 14 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:18,510 - Yeah, obviously, can we get back to the pitch meeting? 15 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:19,820 - Wait, you guys knew about this? 16 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:20,885 - Yes. - Yeah. 17 00:01:20,885 --> 00:01:21,720 - That's like your thing, right? 18 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,610 Like you're neurotic and paranoid 19 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:25,130 and you do a ton of cocaine. 20 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:27,000 - And you have Lupus and insomnia 21 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,640 and don't have any close friends. 22 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,070 - People typically like you at first 23 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:31,180 and then they get to know you 24 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,830 and they don't much care for your personality. 25 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:36,340 - Okay, okay, I get it! 26 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:41,340 Anyway, last night I was completely out of control. 27 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:44,670 - Yeah, again, Katie, we know, we were there. 28 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:46,380 You ruined the company party. 29 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:48,980 - Shut up you fucking idiots! 30 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:51,900 I am trying to apologize here! 31 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,603 - She's also temperamental. 32 00:01:53,603 --> 00:01:55,230 (humming) - You are so right. 33 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,120 That's actually close. - I was actually gonna 34 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,820 say that, I forgot about that. - Okay, fine. 35 00:01:57,820 --> 00:01:59,150 Can I just continue? 36 00:01:59,150 --> 00:01:59,983 Thanks. 37 00:02:01,665 --> 00:02:02,710 (clears throat) 38 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:06,693 I started doing coke so I'd be more fun at parties. 39 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,710 It became a part of my identity. 40 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:12,820 Katie and cocaine became entwined. 41 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:16,093 It's all anyone on our YouTube channel would comment about. 42 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,100 However, I don't like the monster it turns me into. 43 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:23,040 I lose control of my actions and I hurt others-- 44 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,800 - Katie, you've said all this before 45 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,950 and then just gone right back to doing cocaine again. 46 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:28,500 - I bet you have coke on you right now. 47 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,370 - No! 48 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:30,203 - Come on. 49 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,570 - Fine, yes, but I'm gonna get rid of it. 50 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,989 God, I'm just, I'm trying to earn your respect. 51 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:38,430 - Hey, sorry I'm late. 52 00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:39,639 The other meeting ran long. 53 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:40,700 - Oh, what's going on Trapp, 54 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,820 is there something I can help with? 55 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:42,830 I mean, just say the word. 56 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,770 - No, you're fine. 57 00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:44,900 - Oh. 58 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,500 - So, listen, the higher ups have been 59 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,300 really breathing down my neck they're gonna 60 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,870 be making some changes around here. 61 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,260 To begin with, we're gonna be renting out 62 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:54,600 half our floor to that douchebag Sparx dating app company. 63 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,756 - Yeah, I think they just got here. 64 00:02:55,756 --> 00:02:56,610 (women giggling) 65 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,260 - Uh, we're having poke bowls for free lunch today. 66 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,093 - Again? 67 00:03:00,093 --> 00:03:01,790 It's crazy how they make something free feel like work. 68 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:02,623 - I know. 69 00:03:02,623 --> 00:03:04,970 - Oh my God. 70 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:07,690 They're so much more attractive than us. 71 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,780 - Speak for yourself. 72 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:09,613 - No, they are. 73 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:11,580 - There's hot and then there's cool hot. 74 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:12,590 And they're just hot. 75 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:14,450 - Ally, all of us are sixes at best. 76 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:15,540 - I can think of someone hotter. 77 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,110 - So this is gonna get in the way of our shooting, 78 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:18,510 but it shouldn't affect us too much 79 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:19,750 if we manage it right. 80 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:22,390 Second, we need to start appealing to advertisers more 81 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:23,883 so no more swearing in sketches. 82 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:24,716 (everyone groans) 83 00:03:24,716 --> 00:03:27,100 I know, okay, I'm sorry, it's just how it has to be. 84 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,250 No more swearing, no more explicit sexual content. 85 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,420 - Hey, that feels like it's directed at me. 86 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,480 - It is, and this is directed at Katie. 87 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,200 No more drug use in our videos. 88 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,450 - That won't be a problem for me 89 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:39,360 because I don't do cocaine anymore. 90 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,880 Now, if you'll excuse me I have some cocaine to get rid of. 91 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:42,834 - What? - No, Katie, 92 00:03:42,834 --> 00:03:44,474 you can't do that in the middle of the work day. 93 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,807 (upbeat drumming music) 94 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,160 ♪ No I aint done nothing, gotta do something ♪ 95 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,460 - [Katie] Samson! 96 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,643 How's my favorite coke dealer? 97 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:07,174 - (hushes) Don't call me that! 98 00:04:07,174 --> 00:04:08,490 - Sorry, sorry, hey. - Jesus. 99 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:09,630 - Hey, buddy. 100 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:10,463 - What are you doing? 101 00:04:10,463 --> 00:04:11,600 Get off of me! - Sorry, sorry. 102 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,829 Did you get my friend request? 103 00:04:13,829 --> 00:04:14,740 - No. 104 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,080 - What weekend are you free for Big Bear? 105 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,510 I'm planning that birthday thing. 106 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:18,343 - I'm not free. 107 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:19,610 - You're not free, okay. - I'm not free. 108 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:20,610 - Oh, I wanted to tell you, 109 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:23,900 there's actually a unit opening in my apartment building 110 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,640 so it might be like a fun chance for us to live close 111 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,473 and carpool. - Katie, Katie. 112 00:04:27,473 --> 00:04:28,420 Listen to me, okay? - What? 113 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:29,570 - We're not friends! 114 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,950 This is the weirdest dealer-user 115 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,707 relationship that I've ever had. 116 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:33,610 (Samson scoffs) 117 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:35,380 Look, can we just handle this quickly, please? 118 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,213 - Yeah. 119 00:04:36,213 --> 00:04:37,230 - Like, how much do you want? 120 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,100 - How much do I want? 121 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,050 Oh, of cocaine? 122 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,958 - Use the code word. 123 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:43,548 Pokemon. - Pokemon. 124 00:04:43,548 --> 00:04:44,890 Pokemon. - Yes. 125 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:46,930 - Well, anyway, I'm not making a purchase, 126 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:48,100 I'm here to do a return. 127 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:48,933 - What the fuck! 128 00:04:48,933 --> 00:04:49,766 What are you, crazy? 129 00:04:49,766 --> 00:04:50,750 You can't return drugs. 130 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,583 - Yes, I can! 131 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,760 - No, you can't. - Yes, I absolutely can. 132 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,240 I have a receipt. 133 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,163 - You wrote that. 134 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:56,943 - This happened. - Look, 135 00:04:56,943 --> 00:04:58,140 are you gonna buy more or no? 136 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:00,250 - No, I don't want to buy more! 137 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,220 - Okay, then we have nothing to talk about. 138 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:05,300 - Come on, what am I gonna do with $5.000 worth of coke? 139 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,910 - I don't know, that's not my problem. 140 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:11,580 - You are being so incredibly unreasonable right now 141 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:13,250 and I hate having to do this, 142 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,513 but I'm gonna need to speak to your manager. 143 00:05:16,969 --> 00:05:18,120 - Screamin' Eddie? 144 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,050 You wanna talk to Screamin' Eddie? 145 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:20,090 - Yes, I do! 146 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:21,770 - Okay, well, good luck with that. 147 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:23,040 I gotta get outta here. 148 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,940 - Hey, Samson, where are you going? 149 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,410 Samson, do you wanna hang out later? 150 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,130 I have to go back to work now, but we can hang out later. 151 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,163 Samson, how dare you walk away from me! 152 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,716 It's okay, I forgive you. 153 00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:36,549 (dramatic music) 154 00:05:36,549 --> 00:05:38,293 We've had fun together, but, 155 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,828 we both know we need to end things. 156 00:05:41,828 --> 00:05:43,777 (heels clicking) 157 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:44,830 - Ew. 158 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,117 Why are you sitting on the floor? 159 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:46,950 - Hey, get out of here! 160 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:49,700 - Wait, are you flushing coke down the office toilet? 161 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:52,620 - This is a private stall, what if I was naked? 162 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,130 - Oh my God, she is. 163 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,470 Is it laced with laundry detergent? 164 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:56,330 I hate that! 165 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:58,313 I am not a fucking shirt. 166 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:01,290 - Are you kidding me? 167 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:04,420 This is the creme de la coke. 168 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:07,240 I love snorkin' this shiz. 169 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,043 This is my favorite shiz to snork. 170 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,290 - Why are you talking like that? 171 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:13,260 - I don't know, but I'm clean now, so. 172 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,560 - Well, we're not. 173 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,393 Gimme. 174 00:06:16,737 --> 00:06:19,033 (gasps) This is incredible. 175 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,750 - Really? - Don't flush this. 176 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:21,630 - What am I gonna do with it? 177 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:22,910 'Cause I'm not gonna snort it. 178 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:23,980 - Well, we'll take some. 179 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,080 - Yeah, this is Los Angeles, 180 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,028 you could probably sell the rest. 181 00:06:28,028 --> 00:06:30,000 (light music) 182 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,360 - Well, technically it's West Hollywood 183 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,530 which is its own city, it was incorporated in 1984. 184 00:06:34,530 --> 00:06:38,340 - Well, technically it is Los Angeles county, 185 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:40,740 so nothing I said was factually inaccurate. 186 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:43,590 But I, too, am fascinated by the municipality 187 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:44,570 divides across the country. 188 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,440 - Okay, that's technically true, but-- 189 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,890 - Okay, okay! 190 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,780 Where can I sell this? 191 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:55,780 - Ooh, I have seen drugs passed around Club Devotion. 192 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,340 You should try there. 193 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:58,400 Give me some of that. - Go, go, go, go. 194 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,063 Cheers, betch. - Cheers, betch. 195 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:02,630 (snorting) (light music) 196 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:06,033 Anyway! (upbeat club music) 197 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,326 - ID? 198 00:07:24,326 --> 00:07:25,159 - Yes. 199 00:07:27,776 --> 00:07:29,350 - [Bouncer] All right, go ahead in. 200 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:31,660 - You don't need to check my bag? 201 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,200 - Nah, I can tell you're not up to anything. 202 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,860 - Excuse me? 203 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,220 What does that even mean? 204 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,510 Just because I'm some skinny unassuming white girl 205 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:40,820 I can't be up to anything? 206 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:42,300 This is a massive bag. 207 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,350 Who brings a massive bag to a club? 208 00:07:44,350 --> 00:07:46,380 I could have anything in here. 209 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,584 - You're right, I should check your bag. 210 00:07:47,584 --> 00:07:48,624 - No, don't check my bag! 211 00:07:48,624 --> 00:07:53,624 (upbeat club music) (muffled talking) 212 00:08:01,109 --> 00:08:01,942 After you. 213 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,140 (light music) 214 00:08:13,471 --> 00:08:17,490 It's pretty tame in here for a Tuesday. 215 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,963 Last week was wild. 216 00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:24,442 Do you like dancing? 217 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,480 (woman hums) 218 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,700 Yeah, me too. 219 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:29,533 What about music? 220 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:31,071 You good with music? - Yeah, yes. 221 00:08:31,071 --> 00:08:32,380 (Katie laughs) Love it! 222 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,783 - Yeah, cool, cool. 223 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:35,843 Me, too. 224 00:08:36,739 --> 00:08:39,489 (woman chuckles) 225 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:45,375 ♪ Do you want to buy cocaine from me ♪ 226 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:47,780 - Oh! - Yeah. 227 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:49,100 - Oh, are you trying to sell me coke? 228 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:49,940 - I am. 229 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:51,797 - Oh, fuck yeah. - Oh, wonderful. 230 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,620 - Hey guys, she's selling cocaine. 231 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,340 Thank God! - Yes, yes. 232 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:56,428 - [Joey] Hey, Charlie, how you doing man? 233 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:58,246 - Hey, Joey. - It's good to see ya. 234 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,603 How you doin', I'm all right. 235 00:08:59,603 --> 00:09:01,780 Hey, you owe me, come on, where you at? 236 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:04,730 - I like it to look cute and not so druggy. 237 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,490 - Aye, what a great idea! 238 00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:08,574 And it's such a cute personal touch. 239 00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:10,323 - [Katie] (laughs) Thank you! 240 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:14,460 (upbeat music) (muffled talking) 241 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,293 - This place is jumping. 242 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,126 How you doing, baby? 243 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:16,959 - [Bartender] Hi, handsome, how are you? 244 00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,615 - Vodka on the rocks, please. 245 00:09:18,615 --> 00:09:20,198 Hey, how you doin'? 246 00:09:21,084 --> 00:09:22,090 All right. 247 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:24,630 - Hey, yo. - Hey, Jason Alexander! 248 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,795 What's up, man? 249 00:09:25,795 --> 00:09:26,676 Hey, what you need? 250 00:09:26,676 --> 00:09:29,990 - Oh, I'm good actually, my girlfriend got us stuff. 251 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:31,043 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 252 00:09:33,716 --> 00:09:34,984 (light dramatic music) 253 00:09:34,984 --> 00:09:35,975 (sharp inhaling) (upbeat music) 254 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,570 ♪ Renew, I'm closing ♪ 255 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:39,900 - I love that you come to me. 256 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,900 - And we don't have to deal with some creepy aggressive guy. 257 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:46,060 - Why won't these bitches buy from me? 258 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,020 - I really love buying from you. 259 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,707 Like truly. - Thank you! 260 00:09:49,707 --> 00:09:50,760 Hi! - I don't even normally 261 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,679 buy drugs, but you like, make it so fun. 262 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,270 - Oh, thank you! 263 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:57,305 I'm making so many new friends. 264 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,805 Woo! - Here you go! 265 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:06,046 (deep inhaling) 266 00:10:08,161 --> 00:10:10,028 (thudding) 267 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,257 (scratching) 268 00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:14,598 ♪ Can't take my flow ♪ 269 00:10:14,598 --> 00:10:17,431 (muffled talking) 270 00:10:26,387 --> 00:10:29,537 ♪ Can't take my flow ♪ - Shit. 271 00:10:29,537 --> 00:10:32,090 Screamin' Eddie, we got a problem. 272 00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:35,777 (eerie music) 273 00:10:37,377 --> 00:10:40,278 (door thudding) 274 00:10:40,278 --> 00:10:43,195 (chair scratching) 275 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:47,130 - Have you tried meditation? 276 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,810 You seem very stressed out. 277 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:49,880 - Yeah, but that's not gonna help, boss. 278 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,139 - No. 279 00:10:51,139 --> 00:10:56,139 (light music) (deep breathing) 280 00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,380 - I always thought it was strange 281 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,740 that his name was Screamin' Eddie when he's so soft spoken. 282 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,070 - Yeah, it's an ironic nickname. 283 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:05,060 - [Carlo] Yeah, but it's not ironic because underneath 284 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:07,830 that pleasant exterior lies a real sociopath, you know? 285 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:10,270 He screams with actions. 286 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:14,430 - [Donny] So, it's an ironic ironic nickname. 287 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:18,560 - One more. - So it's not ironic at all? 288 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,530 Wait. - Wow! 289 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:23,660 - Gentlemen, no side conversations, please. 290 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:24,640 - Yeah, that was him. 291 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,070 - Okay Joey, let's get to it. 292 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:30,690 - Well, I was at my usual spot last night, 293 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,090 only something's a little different 294 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,910 'cause nobody's buying, at least not from me. 295 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:37,070 - Another dealer on our turf. 296 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:38,300 Could it have been the Romanos? 297 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,570 - That's what I thought. 298 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:40,840 Then I saw a bunch of powder princesses 299 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,380 coming out of the ladies room so I peeked in. 300 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,664 There's a woman dealing in there. 301 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:46,350 - (coughs) A lady dealer? 302 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:47,670 No shit. 303 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,250 - Language, Carlo. 304 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,150 - Sorry. 305 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:52,360 - I don't know no woman working for the Romanos. 306 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,610 I think it's somebody else. 307 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:54,760 Somebody new. 308 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,660 - Well, Joey, did you confront her? 309 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,790 - No, I'm a guy, I can't go in the ladies room, 310 00:11:58,790 --> 00:11:59,623 that aint right. 311 00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:00,600 - Yeah, boss, he can't just go into 312 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,010 the ladies room. - They got couches in there? 313 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:05,250 - Did you at least get a good look at her? 314 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,410 - It was quick, so I don't remember much, 315 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:09,700 but she appeared to be in her 20s, 316 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,130 tallish, very Slavic looking. 317 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,690 Really long features but on a tiny tiny head. 318 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,780 Kinda like a praying mantis woman. 319 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,263 Blonde hair about up to here. 320 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,110 It seemed like maybe she had lupus 321 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,450 or some other autoimmune disease. 322 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,640 - Oh, my sister's got lupus, 323 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,870 she gotta be careful in the sun. 324 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:26,180 - I'll never forget her voice. 325 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,630 The most bizarre accent I've ever heard. 326 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:30,420 American, for sure, but all proper 327 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:34,060 like Frasier or like a 1930s movie star 328 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:36,690 and way too much diction like she's speaking 329 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,950 to someone who's hard of hearing. 330 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:38,783 - Sounds awful. 331 00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,340 - If I had to guess, I bet she's 332 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,200 pretty neurotic and paranoid. 333 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,750 Probably suffers from insomnia. 334 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,820 - Joey, I want to thank you 335 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,500 for bringing this to my attention. 336 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,270 Now I'd like you to go and find her. 337 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,103 - I'll do it! 338 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,553 - Why such enthusiasm, Samson? 339 00:12:57,706 --> 00:12:59,797 - I just hate when people steppin' on our turf, 340 00:12:59,797 --> 00:13:00,706 you know what I mean? 341 00:13:00,706 --> 00:13:02,130 (Eddie chuckles) 342 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:02,973 - Wonderful. 343 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,560 Well why don't you all go and look for her 344 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,030 and please, don't stop until you find her. 345 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,943 I would like you to bring me her head. 346 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,483 And her arms. 347 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,163 And her toes. 348 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,703 And the rest of her body. 349 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,728 They should all be attached, was that unclear? 350 00:13:26,728 --> 00:13:29,728 (everyone chuckles) 351 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,267 I do want her alive. 352 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,560 (upbeat music) - I'm so alive 353 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,050 and I'm ready to get working! 354 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,250 I am gonna go the extra mile, 355 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,860 I am gonna grease my little elbows. 356 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,470 I'm gonna grind my nose stump. 357 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,020 - Is that a coke thing? 358 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,130 Are you back on coke already? 359 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,500 - Shut up, I told you I was getting rid of it yesterday. 360 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,830 - Katie, have you finished that rewrite 361 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,210 on the Splish Soda sketch? 362 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,420 The last thing I saw just Splish Splish bish 363 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,590 and then Katie flosses for two minutes. 364 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:56,680 That's not a sketch. 365 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,160 - Um, so I was really busy yesterday and I didn't do it 366 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,510 but I'm gonna work on it today. 367 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:03,420 - Katie, I don't have time for your excuses, okay? 368 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,660 Can you get it to me by Thursday? 369 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:06,560 - Yeah. - We could always 370 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,810 film my sketch. 371 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:08,810 Little Shop of Ass Eaters. 372 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,780 - No, guys, okay, we talked about this. 373 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:14,480 No more sex, no more swearing, no more drug stuff, okay? 374 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,270 - Come on, Trapp. 375 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,170 Paint me green and give me that booty. 376 00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:20,580 - Stop saying that to me. 377 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,210 - Anyway, I will get you that rewrite no matter what. 378 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,450 - Stop talking about doing it and just do it! 379 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,020 - You got it boss, I am going to sit down 380 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,360 and I'm going to write. 381 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,920 Nothing will make me leave. 382 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,272 (smacking) 383 00:14:35,272 --> 00:14:36,290 - Katie. (gasps) 384 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:38,493 - You have to leave now. - What? 385 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,820 I can't leave, my boss will kill me. 386 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,430 - Okay, will he actually kill you? 387 00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:45,630 Because my boss will definitely kill you. 388 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,570 - What are you talking about? 389 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,370 And why haven't you accepted my Facebook friend request yet? 390 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,640 - I didn't get it. 391 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,770 - Really, that's weird because it says 392 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:54,980 it's pending on my side. 393 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,400 - Okay, look, did you deal drugs last night? 394 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,890 - No, of course not, I was just selling 395 00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,352 my supply to make my money back. 396 00:14:59,352 --> 00:15:01,594 - God, Katie, that's drug dealing. 397 00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:02,560 (chuckles) 398 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,460 - No, it's not. 399 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,120 I would know if I were drug dealing, okay? 400 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,330 Drug dealers sell drugs to make money. 401 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,980 I was selling my drugs for money. 402 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,813 Shit! 403 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:14,940 - You are in big trouble. 404 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,600 Dangerous men are looking for you 405 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,040 so we need to get outta here now 406 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,590 before somebody else finds you. 407 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,363 What's going on? 408 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:23,640 Why are you smiling? 409 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,080 - We're friends. 410 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,816 It sounds like a friend thing. - Oh, no no no no 411 00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:28,160 no no no no, we're not friends. 412 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,530 This is not a friendship thing. 413 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,696 This is a I-don't-want-your-death-on-my-conscience thing. 414 00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:33,420 - That's a thing about friends. 415 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,200 They don't want each other to die. 416 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,430 - Katie! - Well, fine, 417 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:37,580 I'm coming, I'm coming. 418 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,210 - Katie, I'm sorry I snapped at you, 419 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,043 it's just things aren't really 420 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,910 going well right now and she's gone. 421 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,810 Great. 422 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,110 - Well, I'm here if you wanna talk, 423 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,963 if you wanna get lunch, get a drink. 424 00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:51,060 (Trapp sighs) 425 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,780 Oh, paint me green and give me that booty. 426 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,880 - Hey, I gave you a nickname. 427 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,460 Samwich. - Don't give me 428 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,293 a fucking nickname, okay? 429 00:15:58,293 --> 00:15:59,420 - Okay. - Just say what I told 430 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,820 you to say and nothing else. 431 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:01,880 - Who's this? 432 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,590 - Hi I'm Katie M-- - Shut up, shut up! 433 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,181 Uh, she's with me. 434 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,733 Screamin' Eddie wanted to see her. 435 00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:10,662 (tense music) 436 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:15,453 - Samson, what a pleasant surprise. 437 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:17,853 - I found her. 438 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,603 - Joey, can you confirm? 439 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,900 - Yeah, that's her all right. 440 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,860 - You found her quick. 441 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,010 - Yeah, um, Joey's description of her 442 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,250 was very accurate actually. 443 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,083 - [Eddie] Hmm. 444 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:33,920 - Turns out this whole thing 445 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,150 was just a big misunderstanding. 446 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:36,420 Right, Katie? 447 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,180 - Yes, I'm so sorry Mr. Screamin', 448 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:41,050 I did not mean to step on your turf, it's just, 449 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,430 I was trying to get rid of some cocaine 450 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,670 that I no longer needed. 451 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,330 - She didn't even know what she was doing. 452 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,578 Like totally clueless. 453 00:16:46,578 --> 00:16:48,880 - (chuckles) I had some understanding, 454 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,450 I'm not a total idiot. 455 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:51,420 - Okay, shut up, Katie. 456 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:55,090 The point is, clearly this person is no drug dealer. 457 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,100 Just look at her. 458 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,470 - What does that mean? 459 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,020 - Who would she pose a threat to? 460 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,790 No one, no one, no one would consider this person a threat. 461 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:02,630 Especially not a big 462 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,667 drug dealer like you. - Oh my God. 463 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:07,330 Excuse me, I did sell like $5.000 worth 464 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,420 of cocaine in one hour, so. 465 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:12,230 - Which was a mistake like you said earlier. 466 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,730 I mean, she couldn't do again, she wouldn't know how. 467 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:15,800 Right, Katie? 468 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,633 - No. 469 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:17,466 - What do you mean no? 470 00:17:17,466 --> 00:17:20,173 - Do you think you're a better drug dealer than I am? 471 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,230 - What are you doing? 472 00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:23,020 - Because you are not. 473 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,610 You're always late, you're so rude to me, 474 00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,130 you never wanna hang out. 475 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,740 I have people texting me left 476 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,420 and right wanting more drugs. - Katie, shut up. 477 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,990 - I am 10 times the drug dealer you are. 478 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:35,539 Don't tell me to shut-- (dramatic music) 479 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:37,091 (gun banging) 480 00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:40,008 (casings clanking) 481 00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:44,138 (blood splattering) 482 00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:49,084 (body thudding) (dramatic electro music) 483 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,130 (Eddie sighs) 484 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,333 - Say no more, Katie. 485 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,173 You're hired. 486 00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:05,353 (Katie gasps) 487 00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:08,770 (dramatic electro music) 32125

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