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(ominous melodic music)
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(light upbeat music)
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Now keep the arms high.
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Turn your shoulder to the left.
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- Hey, Roger.
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Coffee.
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- Hm, yes.
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Quit your job.
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(background chattering)
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- Morning.
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- She's very doglike
and then in the next photo,
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she's less doglike, more catlike.
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- Yeah, I just don't know why
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she tells me shit like that, I don't know.
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Anna, chop, chop!
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She's like a snail.
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- Hey, Anna.
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- Hi, Roger.
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Just your usual shave today?
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- Yeah.
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Maybe one day I'll dye it green.
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- Yeah, or pink.
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Or plaid.
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- I would.
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- Hey, Anna, maybe you could
not suck at sweeping today.
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(mellow melodic music)
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- It was nice to see you.
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- It's good to see you too.
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- I wouldn't quit if I were you.
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- Sorry, what?
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(eerie melodic music)
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(mellow melodic music)
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Who are you?
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(light upbeat music)
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Hey.
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Wait.
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Who are you?
- I don't know.
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Sorry, hey, Karen.
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Wait, what is it again?
- Please stop.
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- Am I another version of her
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or like the tiny lady Jesus,
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whose meant to save the universe?
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- You're both, sweetie,
great job, thank you.
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Hi, I'm Karen from the DPR.
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You're coming with me.
- No, what, why should I?
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- I have your summons right here.
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- I'm sorry, is she like
a future version of me
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or something?
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- I think I'm younger than you.
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- Every decision you've ever made
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breaks off a different version of reality,
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sort of like an alternate universe,
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there are many, many
yous and many, many mes,
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you just happen to have
met one of yours, eh?
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- What?
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- You're coming with me, Boo Boo.
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(mellow melodic music)
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(elevator dinging)
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Oh, okay, she's the clumsy one.
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Here at the DPR,
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we help parallel refugees
integrate into society.
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- DPR?
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- Department of Parallel Resettlement.
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Back in the early nineties,
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someone discovered a worm hole here,
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so the government took over the building.
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(mellow melodic music)
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(background chattering)
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- Like I said, it's
not gonna happen today.
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- Rubbish, here, you can stick it!
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- I told you.
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- Wowee!
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- Well, how long you're here-
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- Wowee!
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- I brought you all
the paperwork you asked for.
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- Basically we help
resettle parallel refugees
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into the same occupation
and relative lifestyle
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they had in their own universe,
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although usually we make sure
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they don't run into our version.
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- Hey, hey!
(gasping)
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They're trying to stop the good one.
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- I'm sorry, I don't, sorry.
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- Lady, from the end comes rebirth!
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- Security, get him out of here.
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There has been quite a few of
yous cracking through lately.
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- Really?
- Like a lot.
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- Like how many of them?
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- I'd say about 30 in the last six months.
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- And like what would you say
is like an average for that?
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- Ooh, one in a million every 28 years.
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- Alright, which one is
acceptable for dinner?
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- Horse.
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- No.
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- Parallels are dumb.
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Usually they arrive because of a crack
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or a glitch in the fold,
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but when we get this many of one person,
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honey, we keep an eye
on our version, okay.
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(electricity crackling)
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I'll be damned.
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(coughing)
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(light upbeat music)
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Another one?
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Not good, Anna, not good.
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- Wait, no, I didn't do anything.
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- Where am I?
- Wall, please, ma'am.
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- What's going on?
- Right over there
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to the left, just back
up just a little bit.
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- No, what is going on?
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- Got it.
- Look, I don't even know
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where I am, where am I?
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(eerie melodic music)
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Who's that?
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- Yeah, well, you know this makes 31.
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I've got to call my boss.
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- What the hell is going on?
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Who are you guys?
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What are you, like a
sadder me and an older me?
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- Whatever.
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- Hi.
- What the fu-, are we dead?
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- Hey, why are we different,
if we're the same?
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- You are what you choose,
Anna, you are what you choose.
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- Excuse me, all I did was order a latte.
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- Well, welcome to Universe 4.0.2.3.1.
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Marshall, could you get out here
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and get these two new parallels
processed for resettlement.
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Real Anna, you come with me.
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- Oh, excuse, you know, I'm
gonna need some answers here,
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you guys.
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(light melodic music)
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- Meet Daryl Peterson.
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Daryl was zapped from Universe 24.2.7
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over to Universe 3.2.7.146.,
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he wasn't the only one.
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17 Daryl Petersons arrived
within four months,
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turns out the original Daryl Peterson
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had planned a trip to Guatemala.
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This particular Daryl Peterson
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had never even left the country,
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so we at the DPR feared that
this type of pattern break
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could be of great consequence,
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his universe could've imploded,
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so we ordered him to cancel his trip.
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- So what happened?
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- Against orders, Daryl
Peterson flew his happy ass
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to Guatemala anyway.
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- Oh, did he have a nice time?
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- Does it look like he had a nice time?
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- Oh, my God!
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- By taking matters into his own hands,
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he imploded that universe
and everyone in it.
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(melodic haunting music)
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He broke pattern at a time
when he should've kept it,
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this is not an isolated case here, Anna.
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- Okay, you can turn it off please.
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- Look, I'm not gonna
let that happen to you.
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All these yous being funneled
in, we're pretty sure
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that if you break pattern
in any way right now,
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you could cause a kink of the continuum
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and then that's it, our
universe, bye bye, be gone.
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- Me, like if I?
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- You, if you.
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- How can you be sure?
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- Honey, there are 30
yous rolling around here,
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you don't see 30 mes, do you?
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- I don't have a pattern.
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- Yeah, you do.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get
the time to have breakfast
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this morning, I got
some leftover spaghetti.
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Do you remember what happened
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when you met your first parallel?
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- I don't know, I,
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I had like a deja vu.
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- Sort of deja vu, we call it a resi vu,
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when two parallels come into
contact for the first time,
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they experience a forced
memory of a choice split,
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think of it in a kind of a,
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I don't know, existential residue.
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- I'm sorry, I don't, I don't really know
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how I'm meant to think
in those kinds of terms,
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it doesn't make sense to me.
- I understand,
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I understand, nevermind,
what we need to do right now
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is go see what the other yous are up to
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and that way we'll figure
out your pattern, alright?
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Come on, let's roll.
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- Wait,
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are you saying that my others
all stayed in Los Angeles?
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- What can I say, you like sunny weather.
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(mellow melodic music)
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(speaking in Spanish)
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Alright, there it is.
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(eerie melodic music)
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(clown horn honking)
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(speaking in Spanish)
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♪ We're just lonely afterlife ♪
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(eerie melodic music)
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- Just a trim.
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- Shave it.
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- Anna, can I call you Anna?
- Yeah.
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- Chapter six,
oh, it's just amazing.
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- Thank you.
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Alright, who should I make this out to?
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- Do you wanna do it?
- Do you wanna do it?
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- No.
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- Okay.
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♪ 'Cause I'm impressed
by figments of creation ♪
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- Come on,
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do it!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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(thudding blow)
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♪ It's just the two of us here ♪
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- Gnarly!
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- Do it!
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- Hm.
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Okay, so you're the cautious one,
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you're the one who makes
decisions based on what's safest,
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what's logical, you keep that up,
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you've got a good life,
good friends, a good job,
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baby, you're living the American dream.
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Don't change a thing
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and I promise you all this will blow over,
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the flow of Annas will dry right on up
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and it'll all go back to normal, okay?
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- Okay.
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(background mellow rock music)
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- Okay,
honey, what do you want?
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- Should I have a vodka diet
coke or white wine spritzer?
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Dude, I need you to help me,
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this is too hard for me to do on my own.
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- Okay, vodka diet coke.
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- Yeah, but it's Wednesday
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and on Wednesdays sometimes
I have white wine spritzers.
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- Unless you had a really hard day.
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- Well, yeah, I mean,
I did have a hard day,
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but I only had a hard day,
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because I met like 30
different versions of myself,
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so I'm not really sure if that warrants
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me having a vodka diet coke
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or if I should have a white wine spritzer.
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- Okay, I think you
would've made whatever decision
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you were meant to, whether
they came along or not.
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♪ Break it all down ♪
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- Okay, so you're saying
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I should have a vodka diet coke?
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- I don't know.
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(groaning)
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- Okay, I'll give you a minute.
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- You do realize that this
is like a real thing, right?
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- Hm-mm, this is like Schrödinger's cat,
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you're dead and you're
alive at the same time.
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Wait, or is that string theory?
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- Dude, it's a nightmare is what it is.
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Honestly,
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I met all these other
versions of myself today
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and they're all better
than me, like I'm the dud.
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- What about the sign twirler?
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- Dude, she was really
happy and like really thin.
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- Well, you've finally
realized your true potential.
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♪ She's gonna break it all down ♪
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- Thank you.
263
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- Oh, no,
264
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not like that,
265
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I mean, you've realized what you could be
266
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:20,640
and now you're burdened with the fate
267
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of never being able to reach it.
268
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- Erin, my fate is to keep being boring,
269
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the fate of the universe
literally depends on it.
270
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- Yeah, seven billion people.
271
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You wanna get some tacos?
272
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- No, I don't wanna get tacos.
273
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- Alright.
274
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- Or would I get tacos?
275
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Would I?
276
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I'm gonna go with my first
instinct, no, absolutely not.
277
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♪ She's going to show you
she's gone and ready to ride ♪
278
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- Okay.
279
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(traffic rumbling quietly)
280
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Who knew?
281
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:05,502
- Why would you?
282
00:13:07,876 --> 00:13:09,266
- Like a refugee hostel?
283
00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:11,841
I don't do hostels.
284
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,410
- Oh, my God, that's them!
285
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,440
- Yeah, I'm just saying.
- Hey, you guys.
286
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Hi.
- Hey.
287
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,670
- I'm Erin, do you guys want some tacos?
288
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,564
- That is so typical of you, Erin.
289
00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,278
- What makes you so special?
290
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,250
- Nothing, nothing.
291
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,150
- Yeah?
292
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,850
Well, we're stuck in this
shithole universe because of you.
293
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,130
- Um, excuse me, this universe rocks.
294
00:13:31,132 --> 00:13:32,322
- Please shut up.
295
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Oh!
296
00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,468
Did you see that?
297
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,786
Oh, you poor baby.
298
00:13:46,566 --> 00:13:48,736
- You really shouldn't let
her talk to you like that,
299
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,610
you know.
- Yeah.
300
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:53,140
- Yeah, but I'm just trying
not to break pattern.
301
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,329
- Pattern shmattern.
302
00:13:59,095 --> 00:14:01,575
- Your other selves are
kind of dicks, dude.
303
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,670
Okay.
(quiet background pop music)
304
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,890
- Oh, my God, no!
305
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,367
- Hm-mm, hm-mm, "Team Zombie," one level.
306
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:12,040
- Erin, honestly you
ask me this every night
307
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,720
and every night I say no, you know I--
308
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,770
- No, sometimes, sometimes you say yes.
309
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:16,600
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
310
00:14:16,603 --> 00:14:17,583
- I hate "Team Zombie."
- Okay,
311
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,310
if you play with me for one hour, I will-
312
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,210
- Dude.
- I will let you kill us all.
313
00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:24,645
- You mean like in the game, right?
314
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,320
- No, I mean like in real life.
315
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,790
- Dude, stop it, don't even.
316
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,640
- Oh, my God, we won't even feel it!
317
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,920
- Stop.
- It'll be like this moment
318
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,390
and then this moment will pass.
319
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:39,710
Besides, like there's so much
pollution nowadays anyways,
320
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:42,160
planet's looking at a
slow, painful death, so.
321
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,017
- You're just saying this,
322
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,970
so I'll play your stupid game with you.
323
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,810
- I mean, you've let me stay
on your couch for a month.
324
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,852
- If we're being real, it's been a year.
325
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:01,955
- Yeah, see, that's,
that's, that's too long.
326
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,517
- I mean, I guess,
327
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,550
I guess I do say yes sometimes.
328
00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:12,394
- Yeah, you do.
329
00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:15,034
- Ooh!
330
00:15:18,273 --> 00:15:20,153
- Let's do this.
(melodic upbeat music)
331
00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:22,016
- "Team Zombie."
332
00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:23,244
- You're the worst ever.
333
00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:24,769
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
334
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:25,597
Asshole!
335
00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:29,985
Argh!
(firing weapons in game)
336
00:15:29,987 --> 00:15:31,377
- That's fucked up!
337
00:15:31,382 --> 00:15:32,382
- Oh!
338
00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:35,796
- Oh, yeah!
Oh!
339
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,680
- Oh, cheerleaders!
340
00:15:38,679 --> 00:15:40,959
Yes!
- Ah, you won!
341
00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:41,873
Boom!
342
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:42,713
Oh!
343
00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:44,136
- This is the best game ever.
344
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,760
- Stop it, you're an ass.
345
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,070
- I'm resilient.
346
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:48,913
- Oh, oh, oh!
347
00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:56,156
Maybe he was right.
348
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:59,042
- Who?
349
00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:01,516
(light melodic music)
350
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:04,162
- That weird guy from the DPR.
351
00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:07,172
- They're trying
to stop the good one.
352
00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:10,340
- Maybe he's right, maybe
this is all meant to be,
353
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,670
you know, maybe,
354
00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:15,986
maybe I'm the one.
355
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:21,150
(groggy muttering)
356
00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:29,688
(mellow melodic music)
357
00:16:29,694 --> 00:16:33,194
- Sweep the arms high.
358
00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:34,765
Pinky is turned in.
359
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,212
(sighing)
360
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:46,149
(sighing)
361
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,157
(sighing)
362
00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:52,488
- Okay.
363
00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:53,745
Coffee.
364
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:54,829
- Hm, thanks.
365
00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,678
Blow up the universe.
366
00:16:58,677 --> 00:16:59,797
- And so he looks at it.
- And doglike.
367
00:16:59,797 --> 00:17:01,857
- And said, "Nice ass."
- Sometimes I look at him
368
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:03,481
and I think what a cute, little dog.
369
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,041
- Nice ass like you
know, physical rear end.
370
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,292
- The most beautiful,
little dog there ever was.
371
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,190
- Start a whole big fight,
- And she looks at me,
372
00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:09,337
- and then I had to go.
- And turned
373
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:13,460
her little dog head and I
think you're so beautiful.
374
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,260
I just look at her sometimes
and I think I love you.
375
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,980
Love your outfit, Anna.
376
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,820
Cute.
377
00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:25,236
(sighing)
378
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,030
- Jesus Christ, pick up the pace.
379
00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:31,195
You know, my station
won't sweep itself, Anna.
380
00:17:31,202 --> 00:17:32,362
(broom clattering to floor)
381
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:35,531
(eerie melodic music)
382
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,940
- I can't do this anymore.
383
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,980
You can't treat people like that.
384
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,290
Look, I'm a human being and I have a voice
385
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,110
and I deserve to be happy,
386
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:52,480
so I quit.
387
00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:54,458
(muffled voices speaking)
388
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,705
- What happened?
389
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,491
Oh!
- Jesus Christ!
390
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,334
- Roger.
391
00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:03,332
- No!
392
00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:07,554
(muffled voices speaking)
393
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,972
- I wanna make shell art,
394
00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:13,312
I've only ever wanted to make shell art!
395
00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:28,022
(muffled voices speaking)
396
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,836
(eerie melodic music)
397
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:38,529
(explosive booming)
398
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:43,526
("Don't Forget the Mangoes"
by Pineapple Punch)
399
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,811
♪ When I went down to Tulsa's house ♪
400
00:18:54,806 --> 00:18:58,036
♪ To walk in the garden ♪
401
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:03,040
♪ She told me about her plan to move out ♪
402
00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:07,727
♪ It took me by surprise that day ♪
403
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:11,355
♪ We were talking for hours ♪
404
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:16,360
♪ Of sailing ships and
bluebirds in the woods ♪
405
00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:21,076
♪ And she came around the next day ♪
406
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,340
♪ I remember the bliss,
the moment when we kissed ♪
407
00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:27,375
♪ She looked to me excited ♪
408
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:31,996
♪ And I knew her journey started ♪
409
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,381
♪ Well, my, my, my ♪
410
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:36,859
♪ When you go ♪
411
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,560
♪ Don't forget the mangoes ♪
412
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,852
♪ My, my, my ♪
413
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,828
♪ When you go ♪
414
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,934
♪ Well, don't forget the mangoes ♪
415
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:49,278
♪ My, my, my ♪
416
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,592
♪ When you go ♪
417
00:19:51,589 --> 00:19:54,369
♪ Don't forget the mangoes ♪
418
00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:56,552
♪ My, my, my ♪
419
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:58,994
♪ When you go ♪
420
00:19:58,987 --> 00:20:03,067
♪ Well, don't forget the mangoes ♪
421
00:20:16,471 --> 00:20:20,101
♪ And I said one day it would be ♪
422
00:20:20,098 --> 00:20:22,778
♪ Our hearts grow closer ♪
423
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:26,108
(ominous melodic music)
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