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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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Sarah: KEEP YOUR EYES
ON THE ROAD.
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OK, MISS SARAH.
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I'M HOT.
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TURN ON
THE AIR CONDITIONING.
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OK, MISS SARAH.
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I SAID, KEEP YOUR EYES
ON THE ROAD!
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OK, MISS SARAH.
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[CRASH]
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WHERE DID YOU GET
YOUR LICENSE,
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IN A CHUNKY PUFF BOX?
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
LUMP IT, MISS SARAH.
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GEE, I'M SORRY.
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IT'S THAT DARN
ROAD RAGE.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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WOO-HOO!
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DEMOLITION DERBY!
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Nazz: LOOK OUT,
JOHNNY!
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WHOA! QUIT HOGGING
THE ROAD, QUIRKY.
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SPEAKING OF ROAD HOGS...
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FEAST YOUR EYES ON
ROLF'S HOTSHOT WAGON.
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VERY SPICY, YES?
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I'VE GOT HEARTBURN.
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HOW STUPID
CAN YOU GET?
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EASY COME, EASY GO,
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AS ROLF WILL MAKE YOU
EAT HIS FRIED ONIONS.
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A RACE, I SAY!
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A RACE?
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YOU'RE ON.
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WOOHOO!
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VICTORY,
THY NAME IS JIMMY.
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WHERE TO, DUDE?
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WE RACE TO
THE FERMENTED
CANE OUTLET.
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WHAT?
HUH?
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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CURSE THIS MODE
OF EXPRESSION.
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HOW DO YOU SAY...
THE CANDY STORE?
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AH, THEIR ENTHUSIASM
IS BRAVE,
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BUT ENOUGH BUFFOONERY.
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COME, WILFRED!
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GO WITH THE SPEED
OF CABBAGE!
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HA-HO!
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HELLO, ROLF.
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HELLO, ED BOYS.
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IF WE HAD SOME GREASE,
WE COULD SLIDE ED OUT.
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WHERE THE HECK
ARE WE GONNA GET--
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HEY, ROLF,
CAN YOU SPARE
A CUP OF FAT?
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ROLF IS HEARTBROKEN.
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[SIGHS]
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ROLF'S KEISTER
GROWS COLD.
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ROLF'S WHAT?
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I GROW TIRED OF THIS--
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THIS COLD CEMENT,
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THIS--THIS TWISTED STEEL
OF INDUSTRY,
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THIS CONFUSING
LEISURE DELIGHTS,
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AND YOUR
ILL-AT-EASE CUSTOMS!
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ROLF SWEATS HIMSELF
TO UNDERSTAND
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YOUR MODERN
GO-GO WORLD.
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BUT HE YEARNS
THE SIMPLE LIFE...
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THE LIFE ONCE HAD
IN THE OLD COUNTRY.
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ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, ROLF?
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MY HEART! MY HEART!
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IT'S BROKEN.
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ROLF LONGS FOR
THE OLD VILLAGE.
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JEEZ, TALK ABOUT
KILLING A MOOD.
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ROLF'S FRUSTRATED,
EDDY.
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HOW DIFFICULT
IT MUST BE TO ADAPT
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TO A NEW WAY
OF LIFE,
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TO PUT ASIDE
HANDED-DOWN BELIEFS
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AND BE PULLED
BETWEEN TWO CULTURES.
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ROLF'S HOMESICK,
EDDY.
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WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
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BLAME MY PARENTS,
EDDY.
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HMM.
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A TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT!
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I'VE GOT THE PLAN
ALL UP HERE.
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AND I'LL FLY
THE PLANE.
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LET MY SALVAGE
WHAT'S LEFT OF THIS PLOT.
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WHATEVER.
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BUT IF IT WORKS,
IT WAS MY IDEA.
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[SIGHING]
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[MECHANICAL PUMPING]
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Eddy: COME ON, COME ON!
MOVE IT, DOUBLE-D!
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I'M SHOVELING AS FAST
AS I CAN, EDDY.
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WE NEED MORE TENNIS BALLS
TO FLOAT IN THE MILK.
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WE NEED A FULL BOWL
OF CEREAL.
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HURRY UP,
BEFORE ROLF SHOWS UP.
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OH, UH...
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QUICK, ED.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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WOO-HOO!
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IT'S A WISH COME TRUE,
HUH, ED?
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I WISH, I WISH,
I WAS A FISH.
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YOUR KITCHENWARE IS LARGER
THAN PAPA'S NASAL WART,
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BUT HOW CAN THIS BE?
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YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.
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WE JUST WISHED
FOR A GIANT BOWL
OF CHUNKY PUFFS,
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AND PRESTO CHANGE-O,
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WE'RE SOAKING IN IT.
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HARD TO BELIEVE,
ISN'T IT, ROLF?
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WAIT, TELL ROLF MORE
OF THIS HOCUS-POCUS,
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AS ROLF HAS WISHES, TOO.
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BEHOLD!
THE MAGICAL SHOE!
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[GASPS]
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ROLF IS HUMBLED BY
THE STENCH OF DESTINY.
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BELIEVE IN
THE STENCH, ROLF,
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AS IT GRANTS YOUR WISH,
NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.
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ED BOY,
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COULD THE SHOE
TAKE PITY ON ROLF
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AND GRANT HIS WISH
TO RETURN TO HIS HOMELAND?
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YES!
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MAY ROLF SPEAK
TO THE SHOE?
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NO.
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NO?
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YES, NO.
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YES, ROLF KNOWS
WHAT MAKES ED BOY TICK.
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NO?
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YES!
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ROLF'S LEGS WOBBLE
WITH WEAKNESS.
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[LAUGHING]
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IS THERE A MANUAL
FOR THIS?
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Eddy: JUST MAKE YOUR WISH
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AND TAKE A BIG WHIFF
OF THE STENCH OF DESTINY.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE TO
SMELL THE--
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SHH.
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OH, GREAT SHOE,
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GRANT ROLF HIS WISH
AND TAKE ROLF TO HIS HOME.
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COULD IT BE?
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HMM.
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THE WATER IS FOULED
WITH INFESTATION.
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MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!
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THE SON OF A SHEPHERD
HAS RETURNED!
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KA-SPLURSH!
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HA HA HA!
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I KNEW THIS ENCYCLOPEDIA
OF OLD WORLD CULTURE
WOULD COME IN HANDY.
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GOOD, 'CAUSE I GOT
MONEY TO SPEND.
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JAWBREAKERS!
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WAIT!
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BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
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WHERE WAS I GOING?
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COME ON, GUYS,
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WE HAVE TO
SEE THIS THROUGH.
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ROLF HAS A WISH.
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Rolf: HELLO?
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FISHMONGER?
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COME QUICKLY.
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ROLF WISHES TO PURCHASE
THIS FINE FRESH EEL.
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DID ROLF SAY "PURCHASE"?
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EYEBALLIN' ME EELS
ARE YOU, VILLAGER?
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I BOW TO THEE,
MONGER.
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YEAH, SURE.
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ARE YOU READY,
MONGER?
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WHAT THE HECK'S
HE DOING?
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IT'S A BARTERING
POLE, EDDY.
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"THE BARTERERS SHALL BALANCE
THEMSELVES ON THE POLE,
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USING ONLY THEIR
ABDOMINAL AREA."
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RIVETING.
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"IN ORDER TO
CONDUCT ANY MARKET
NEGOTIATIONS."
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THAT'S STUPID.
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Rolf: MAKE HASTE,
MONGER!
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MEET THE WIFE.
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SHE HANDLES
THE MARKET STUFF.
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AH?
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THE PLEASURE IS MINE.
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HEE HEE!
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ENOUGH FORMALITIES!
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WHAT IS THE WORTH
OF THESE TWO EELS?
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WELL, UH,
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LET'S SEE, NOW.
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UH, HOW ABOUT,
UH, 3 ORANGES?
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I WILL GIVE YOU
TWO CHICKENS.
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CHICKENS?
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TAKE THE CHICKENS!
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SOUNDS FAIR.
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THANK YOU.
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WHAT?
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DO YOU NOT WANT
4 CHICKENS?
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I'LL BE HAPPY
TO TAKE 4.
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4 CHICKENS IT IS.
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I SAID TWO.
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3 CHICKENS
AND A RUBBER BAND?
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TWO CHICKENS!
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MY ABDOMEN
IS KILLING ME.
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TWO CHICKENS, THEN.
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HANG ON THERE,
VILLAGER.
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THIS MONGER
ONLY TAKES CASH.
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Ed: I'LL
TAKE THOSE.
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CHICKENS!
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Rolf: THANK YOU,
FISHMONGER AND WIFE.
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ROLF IS BESIDE HIMSELF,
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FOR ROLF IS HOME AGAIN.
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MUSH, MUSH,
MUSH, MUSH.
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[GRUNTING]
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THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE
HOLE YOU DUG THERE.
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DO YOU LIKE IT?
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THIS VILLAGE REQUIRES
A HOLE-DIGGING PERMIT.
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SO UNLESS YOU BUY ONE,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HIT YOU
WITH ONE OF THESE ROCKS.
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SHH.
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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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WHAT?
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Ed: MUSH, MUSH,
MUSH, MUSH.
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MUSH, MUSH, MUSH.
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OUCH!
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YOUR VILLAGE IDIOT
HAS FALLEN IN ROLF'S HOLE.
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A CELEBRATION,
I SAY!
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UH, SURE.
WHY NOT?
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HO!
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HA HA HA.
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YOU THERE, EEL WOMAN!
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RAISE THE JUG.
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PLAY ME THE SONG
OF ROLF'S FEELING!
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FOLK SONGS,
FOLK SONGS...
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THAT'S MY HORSE?
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I CAN'T DANCE, ROLF.
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THAT'S MY HORSE!
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GIVE IT UP FOR ROLF!
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THAT'S MY HORSE?
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YES, THAT'S MY HORSE.
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THAT'S MY HORSE!
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THAT'S MY HORSE!
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I LIKE THIS SONG.
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Ed: MY HORSE!
MY HORSE!
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AH, AH, AH.
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OH, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL
BARBARIC DANCE.
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YOU WENT WITH
THE GYPSY BROTHER!
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JOHNNY!
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HE CAN'T BE HERE.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
AN OLD WORLD VILLAGE.
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YOU DON'T BELONG HERE,
JOHNNY.
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WHY NOT?
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'CAUSE, UH,
YOU NEED A PASSPORT.
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS
OF US, EDDY.
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FATHEAD.
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YEE-HA!
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DOUBLE-D!
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HE'S MAKING
A RUN FOR IT.
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JOHNNY, PLEASE!
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STOP. ROLF
MUSTN'T SEE YOU.
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THAT'S MY HORSE!
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BALD BADGERS.
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REAL PROBLEM
IN THIS VILLAGE.
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AAH!
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BADGERS MAKE
A FINE STEW.
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SURE, THEY DO.
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YOU GET THE ONIONS,
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AND I'LL GET THE BADGER.
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GOLLY!
249
00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:21,667
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE, PLANK.
250
00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:24,132
HUH?
251
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,668
THIS IS NO VILLAGE.
252
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,710
OH, DEAR.
253
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,752
YOU HAVE MADE
A MERRY ANDREW OF ROLF.
254
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,713
FOR THIS YOU MUST--
255
00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,172
ROLF, WAIT,
LET ME EXPLAIN.
256
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,580
UM, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY,
257
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,037
CURIOSITY
KILLED THE CAT.
258
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,325
OH, WRONG ANALOGY.
259
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:43,078
Edd: WE WERE JUST
TRYING TO SHARE YOUR
CULTURAL HERITAGE.
260
00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,827
OH, IS THIS SO?
261
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:48,997
LET ROLF
TEACH YOU, THEN.
262
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:52,917
COME ON, DOUBLE-D.
263
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,080
ROLF WANTS TO CELEBRATE.
264
00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:58,167
CHECK OUT
BARISHNI-COUGH-DROP,
HERE.
265
00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,920
THAT'S MY HORSE!
266
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:05,747
IT'S YOUR HORSE!
IT'S YOUR HORSE!
267
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,003
UH, UH, UH.
268
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,173
LIKE THIS DOUBLE-D.
269
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,708
OK, ED,
IT'S MY HORSE.
270
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:15,042
NO, EDD,
IT'S MY HORSE!
271
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:17,785
HA HA HA.
272
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,625
Ed: NO, ED!
STOP!
273
00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,628
[FIGHTING]
274
00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:22,998
SO LONG, EVERYBODY!
275
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,753
[FIGHTING]
276
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,923
Eddy: KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE EGG, ED.
277
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,880
5-BALL IN
THE CORNER POCKET.
278
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,207
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN HERE?
279
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,002
NOTHING. WHAT?
280
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,003
BINGO!
281
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,173
Eddy: HA HA. BINGO.
HA HA. GOOD ONE.
282
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,670
CAN YOU TWO
TRY TO BEHAVE?
283
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:58,710
I'M ALMOST DONE.
284
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,422
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
TWO HOURS AGO.
285
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,960
THERE'S PEOPLE
WAITING FOR US TO
TAKE THEIR MONEY,
286
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:03,882
AND WE'RE STUCK--
287
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,498
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
288
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,503
HUH?
289
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,205
AAH!
290
00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:23,542
PLEASE DON'T
DO THAT.
291
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:24,825
GEE WHIZ, DOUBLE-D.
292
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:27,167
I NEVER REALIZED
YOU WERE INTO SUCH
GIRL STUFF.
293
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:30,750
HOUSEHOLD TASKS ARE NOT
JUST FOR GIRLS, EDDY.
294
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,923
AND IF YOU MUST KNOW,
295
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,170
I WAS ASKED TO MEND
THE CURTAINS BY MOTHER.
296
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,380
EVERY CHILD SHOULD
START THEIR DAY
297
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,168
BY COMPLETING THE TASKS
SET UPON THEM
298
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,290
BY THEIR PARENTS.
299
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,535
I MUST EAT
YOUR BRAIN!
300
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,625
AAH!
301
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:47,002
I AM ALL DRESSED UP
AND READY TO GO, GUYS.
302
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,043
Eddy: FASHION VICTIM.
303
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,325
LET'S GO, DOUBLE-D.
304
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,207
IN A MINUTE.
305
00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,002
A QUICK SURVEY TO SEE
306
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:54,423
IF I MISSED ANY
PARENTAL STICKY NOTES.
307
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,577
[EDD PANTING]
308
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,002
ARE YOU BORED?
309
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,383
'CAUSE I'M READY
TO BUST A--
310
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,248
HMM?
311
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,463
OH, GREAT,
WHAT'S THIS ONE SAY?
312
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:16,332
DEAR EDWARD,
STOP BREATHING 'CAUSE
THE SINK IS CLOGGED?
313
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:19,630
HA HA.
314
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,668
IF CHORES IS WHAT
DOUBLE-D WANTS,
315
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,380
IT'S CHORES
DOUBLE-D GETS.
316
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,788
NOTHING LIKE
A LITTLE FORGERY
TO SPARK UP THE DAY.
317
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,075
SEE, THIS IS MOMMY'S NOTE,
318
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,327
AND MY EXACT COPY.
319
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:32,667
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
320
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,130
HE'LL NEVER
TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
321
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,828
THAT IS SO LAME,
EDDY.
322
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,077
AND YOU'RE, LIKE,
A HUMAN PHOTOCOPIER,
323
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,747
RIGHT, MR. PERFECTO?
324
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,043
DARE TO COMPARE.
325
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,995
WILL YOU EVER CEASE
TO AMAZE ME, ED?
326
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,713
YES, I WILL.
327
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:50,502
Edd: AND LAST
BUT NOT LEAST,
328
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,213
TOWELS TRIANGULATED,
329
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,792
INSPECTED, AND COMPLETE.
330
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:54,955
WELL, WELL, WELL.
331
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,082
[WHISTLING]
332
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,417
READY WHEN YOU ARE.
333
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,460
HEY, DOUBLE-D,
334
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,752
YOU'RE SLIPPING,
'CAUSE YOU MISSED ONE.
335
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,503
HMM.
336
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,207
"DEAR EDWARD,
337
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:12,922
"INSERT BROOM LINT
INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON.
338
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,130
LOVE, MOM..."
339
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,208
OH, MY.
340
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:19,082
I HOPE IT'S CLEAN.
341
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:22,037
WELL, A MOTHER KNOWS BEST.
342
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,285
YES, INDEEDY.
343
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:37,542
ARE YOU SEEING
WHAT I'M SEEING?
344
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:38,375
HE DID IT!
345
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,038
WHAT A TREE BARK.
346
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,455
SAP, ED. SAP.
347
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:48,332
NOW THAT THE LINT
IS SAFELY TUCKED AWAY,
348
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:49,537
SHALL WE GO, CHUMS?
349
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:53,165
BUT, DOUBLE-D,
A NOTE I SEE THERE.
350
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,380
Edd: FATHER'S SUIT!
351
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,038
HOW COULD I HAVE
MISSED THIS ONE?
352
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,535
YEAH,
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
353
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,165
TRYING TO CHINTZ OUT
ON YOUR CHORES?
354
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000
"DEAR EDWARD..."
355
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,633
[MUMBLING]
356
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:04,998
OH, MY!
357
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,133
[LAUGHING]
358
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,833
THERE YOU GO, VICTOR.
359
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,747
ROLF'S EYES STING
WITH YOUR BEAUTY.
360
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,713
AH, ROLF IS GOOD.
361
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:16,832
[PIG SQUEALS]
362
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,747
WILFRED?
363
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,713
HAVE YOU EATEN
ROLF'S HOSE AGAIN?
364
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,038
WELL, WILFRED,
AS STRANGE AS THIS MAY SEEM,
365
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,495
YOU DO LOOK MARVELOUS.
366
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,787
SPIFFY.
367
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,125
THIS IS TOO RICH.
368
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:37,998
RICH?
369
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,173
WHAT'S RICH?
370
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,250
WILFRED'S RICH.
371
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,673
UM, HE LOOKS LIKE
A MILLION BUCKS.
372
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,460
YEAH.
373
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,042
HELLO, ED BOYS.
374
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:46,285
WHY MUST YOU
SPOIL WILFRED
375
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,995
WITH THIS LAVISH
MONKEY SUIT?
376
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:52,003
THIS WILL ONLY LEAD HIM
TO SEARCH FOR A LIFE
AS AN AIRLINE STEWARD.
377
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,253
MONKEY SUIT?
378
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,793
SPEAK TO ROLF.
379
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:58,165
YEAH, DOUBLE-D,
SPEAK TO ROLF.
380
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,580
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
381
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:02,497
CALL IT CRAZY,
382
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,293
BUT IT WAS A CHORE,
IF YOU WILL.
383
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,415
A HAND-WRITTEN REQUEST
BY FATHER.
384
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,540
WE COMMUNICATE
THROUGH STICKY NOTES.
385
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,665
ROLF RESPECTS YOUR VOW
TO UPHOLD
386
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,130
THE STICKY NOTES
OF ELDERS.
387
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,208
YET...
388
00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:16,252
YOU MUST BE PUNISHED.
389
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,423
WHAT IS THAT, ROLF?
390
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,170
THE HAT OF DISCIPLINE.
391
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,420
DO YOU LIVE
IN A CAVE?
392
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,420
ALL IS FORGIVEN.
393
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,170
THANK YOU, ROLF.
394
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Eddy: OH, LOOK,
395
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,083
WE FOUND ANOTHER NOTE.
396
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,707
Edd: THIS IS ABSURD,
EDDY.
397
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,082
WHAT'S COME OVER
MOTHER AND FATHER?
398
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,877
YOU READ THE NOTE,
DOUBLE-D.
399
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,378
DON'T BE A CHICKEN.
400
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,208
I'M A MONKEY.
401
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,212
YOU HAVE TO DO
402
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,632
WHAT THE NOTE SAYS,
DOUBLE-D.
403
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,038
JUMP HIGHER, MAY.
404
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,495
SHE'S TOO FAT.
405
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,543
HOW ABOUT A FAT LIP?
406
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,375
Edd: HELLO?
407
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,748
OH, I WAS GOING TO--
408
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,213
ASK ME FOR A DATE?
409
00:16:52,292 --> 00:16:53,832
SWEEP ME
OFF MY FEET?
410
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,917
STAND IN LINE,
GIRLS.
411
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,210
OH, YES, HA HA.
412
00:16:57,292 --> 00:17:01,132
COULD I TROUBLE YOU
FOR A CUP OF SUGAR?
413
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,378
HE WANTS TO
SHARE CONDIMENTS.
414
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,958
WE'RE SO ALIKE!
415
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:08,132
BACK OFF, BOWSER.
416
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,038
MARIE, GRAB HIM
BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY.
417
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,915
THIS IS BETTER
THAN CABLE.
418
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,420
LADIES, PLEASE!
419
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,000
WE'RE LADIES!
420
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,833
HE SAID PLEASE.
421
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,207
LET'S KISS HIM!
422
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:20,042
KISS?
423
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:20,995
NO, NOT THAT!
424
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,003
AND I THOUGHT TODAY
WAS GONNA BE A WRITE OFF.
425
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,173
GET IT, WRITE OFF?
426
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,172
I CAN'T STAND IT!
427
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,040
OH, NO!
428
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,165
THEY TORE OFF
DOUBLE-D's HEAD.
429
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,080
HURRY UP, ED.
WRITE ANOTHER NOTE.
430
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:34,917
Lee: WELL, IF IT AIN'T
431
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
TWEEDLE DEE
AND TWEEDLE DUM.
432
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,383
YOU TAKE THE SHORT,
YAPPY ONE, LEE.
433
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,878
BEAT IT, MARIE.
YOU HAD YOUR TURN.
434
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:44,248
I'LL TAKE THE BIG,
GOOFY ONE, LEE.
435
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,168
RUN, ED!
436
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,038
DON'T LET ME
HAVE TO USE THIS.
437
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,455
WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?
438
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:54,752
BAKE US A CAKE?
439
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,503
Ed: WAIT FOR ME, EDDY!
440
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,458
HA HA HA!
441
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:03,332
DOUBLE-D, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE.
442
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,747
IT WAS SO RIPE.
443
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:09,043
THIS IS SO
OUT OF CONTROL, EDDY.
444
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:12,877
MOTHER AND FATHER'S REQUESTS
HAVE BECOME UNSOUND.
445
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:13,998
IT'S AS THOUGH
THEY WERE WRITTEN
446
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:17,543
BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN
MY PARENTS.
447
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:18,375
NOPE.
COULDN'T BE.
448
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,708
IT WAS THEM,
ALL RIGHT.
449
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,462
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
THE NEXT STICKY NOTE
WILL SAY?
450
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:23,462
[GASPS]
451
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:25,002
OH, MY,
YOU'RE RIGHT, EDDY.
452
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,713
SHH. DO YOU HEAR IT?
453
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,212
DISTRUST IS KNOCKING
ON MY DOOR.
454
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,042
LISTEN. COULD IT BE?
455
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,575
IT'S THE STICKY NOTES
OF THE APOCALYPSE!
456
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,457
I CAN'T GO HOME, EDDY.
457
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,672
THERE'S ONLY
ONE SOLUTION.
458
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,290
I'LL JUST MOVE IN
WITH ONE OF YOU.
459
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,665
MOVE IN WITH ME!
MOVE IN WITH ME!
460
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,420
YEAH, LUMPY COULD USE
SOME COMPANY.
461
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,170
WE CAN BE
LIKE BROTHERS
462
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,130
AND SHARE
THE SAME BATHROOM.
463
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,458
THANK YOU, ED.
THAT'S, UM, NICE.
464
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,712
BUT I'LL STAY WITH EDDY.
465
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,502
HIS ROOM HAS THE SAME
PROPORTIONS AS MINE,
466
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,793
AND WITH A LITTLE
RENOVATING...
467
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,995
OH! OH, I KNOW!
468
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,250
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
469
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,673
DON'T I HAVE
A SAY IN THIS?
470
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,000
PLEASE SUBMIT ANY
SUGGESTIONS ANONYMOUSLY,
471
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,253
AND I'LL SEE IF
THEY FIT IN THE PLANS.
472
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,463
YOU'LL JUST LOVE IT.
473
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:08,382
Ed: OINK, OINK.
474
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,878
HERE IS A BOOKSHELF
475
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,208
AND A NEW ANT FARM.
476
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,128
MY TURNTABLE!
477
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:17,128
I'M SURE MY ANTS
WILL BE VERY HAPPY
THERE, ED.
478
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,078
BLESS HIS SOUL.
479
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,127
LET ME HELP, ED.
480
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,038
DOUBLE-D, WAIT.
IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE.
481
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,205
ME AND ED--
482
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:24,042
WELL, MOSTLY ED,
I JUST WATCHED--
483
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,955
WROTE THOSE SILLY
STICKY NOTES.
484
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,132
FUNNY, HUH?
485
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,708
REALITY CHECK.
486
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:33,082
I THINK I CAN RECOGNIZE
MY OWN PARENTS'
HANDWRITING, EDDY.
487
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,997
PUH-LEASE.
488
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:39,205
Ed:
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM.
489
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:40,882
I CUT THE AIR IN TWO!
490
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,578
THIS SIDE'S YOURS,
DOUBLE-D.
491
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,377
WE CAN SHARE
THE AIR, ED.
492
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,878
IT'S MY AIR.
I AIN'T SHARING.
493
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,998
ED, STOP SAWING THE AIR.
494
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,173
MY RUG!
495
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:55,580
SHAG RUGS ARE
A MAGNET FOR DISCARDED
NAIL TRIMMINGS.
496
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:56,877
MY MAGAZINES!
497
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:59,788
I HAVE PLENTY
OF EDUCATIONAL
READING MATERIAL
498
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:00,785
WE CAN SHARE.
499
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,125
NOT TO WORRY.
500
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:02,998
THAT'S IT!
501
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,583
PUT BACK
MY MAGAZINES,
502
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,917
MY SHAG RUG,
AND MY AIR!
503
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,288
MY MIRROR BALL!
504
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,455
OOPS. IT WASN'T ME.
505
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,132
SORRY.
506
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,040
GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
507
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,205
YOU'RE A PEST!
508
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:23,082
FINE, NO NEED
TO REPEAT YOURSELF.
509
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,537
NO, SIR,
I'M A GOOD LISTENER.
510
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,205
I'LL JUST SLEEP UNDER
A BENCH SOMEWHERE,
511
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,712
SEEING AS I CAN'T
RETURN TO MY HOME
512
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:34,132
OR RELY ON MY FRIENDS.
513
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,035
Eddy: OUT WITH YA!
514
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,915
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME FOREVER
TO FIX ALL THIS AIR.
515
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,785
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
516
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:46,625
WHAT?
517
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,918
STOP LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT.
518
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,080
DON'T--DON'T MAKE ME
HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT.
519
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,288
DOUBLE-D!
520
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,915
A ROCK PROVIDES SHELTER
TO MANY ARTHROPODS.
521
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,290
DOUBLE-D,
DON'T TOUCH THAT ROCK!
522
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,575
IT IS YOURS,
I SUPPOSE.
523
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:07,747
I'LL GO ELSEWHERE.
524
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,583
NO, WAIT.
525
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,537
YOU GOT IT
ALL WRONG, PAL.
526
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,575
IT WAS ALL ED'S FAULT,
527
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,627
AND KEVIN, AS USUAL.
528
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:13,498
KEVIN?
529
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,503
YEAH, THAT
SQUARE-HEADED JERK.
530
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,793
BUT KEVIN WASN'T
IN THIS SHOW, EDDY.
531
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:21,415
THERE YOU GO.
SO MY ROOM'S YOUR ROOM.
532
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,710
THANK YOU, EDDY.
THANK YOU.
533
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,582
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
I WAS THERE.
534
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,747
UH, OUR FACES
ARE TOUCHING, DOUBLE-D.
535
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,173
NICE AND COMFY,
DOUBLE-D?
536
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,040
TUCK ME, EDDY.
537
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:44,037
THANK YOU, EDDY.
538
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,378
HERE'S YOUR WARM MILK.
539
00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,292
"BIOLOGY
FOR THE ASTUTE."
540
00:21:58,375 --> 00:21:59,535
GOOD CHOICE, EDDY.
541
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,205
"AND SO FROM
A STILL POND,
542
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:05,132
A YOUNG MOSQUITO,
ALSO KNOWN AS
THE LARV--"
543
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,418
WHAT'S THIS WORD?
544
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,750
LARVA, EDDY.
545
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,333
OH, YEAH.
WHERE WAS I?
546
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:10,417
YOU KNOW, EDDY,
547
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,170
MOTHER AND FATHER
BEFORE BED
548
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,130
WOULD USUALLY
MASSAGE MY FEET.
549
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,040
IT RELAXES ME SO.
550
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,625
ED!
551
00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:41,457
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
552
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,752
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
553
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:47,753
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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