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a script, is this my camera?
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Okay, okay.
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Hello, Kathy Perkin
reporting live,
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now we're having technical
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Hello, we seem to
have lost picture,
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Dennis is pic, Dennis
is picture up yet?
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Hello, this is Kathy Perkin
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with Channel 13's
special news report.
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We're having some
technical problems
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and some of you may
only be receiving audio.
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I will continue.
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We have reports coming in
from all around the world
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that we are under attack.
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I repeat, we are under attack.
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Please get to cover,
get to a safe place,
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please, I repeat,
we are under attack.
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- It's just an
incredible situation.
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There's never been
anything like this.
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- All over the world, we're
seeing the devastating impact.
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- I want as few lives
lost as possible.
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- Inside and keep it right
here for the very latest.
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- But this country is not alone.
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Prague
invoking war,
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ordering people to stay
home for at least 15 days
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except for essential activities
such as grocery shopping
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or outdoor exercise.
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- There'll be death.
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This
is about borders,
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Germany brought
in fresh controls
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this morning, dividing
the continent.
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It's now going
to turn towards the fight
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against this epidemic.
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- They hit you like
you got hit by a club.
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- You're gonna
need a bigger boat.
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- What?
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- You know?
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- What?
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Come
on you must know.
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- I mean, I can just
see a shark mask.
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- Highest grossing film in 1975?
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- I was born in the 90s.
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- Hang on, this might
help you get it.
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- I don't know what that is.
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- It's "Jaws", everyone on
the planet knows "Jaws".
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- I don't really know
what you're doing,
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is it an initiation thing?
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You know, first day
on the job and stuff?
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- No, it's 'cause
you've got the same name
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as Roy Scheider character.
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Master cinema survivor?
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Only one to survive
the shark attacks,
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he blew it to smithereens.
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- Oh, did he, okay.
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- Oh come on, your name's
Brody, same as Scheider's.
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Oh I can see you're gonna be
a barrel of laughs, ain't ya?
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Well come on, what did you do
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to get lumbered in
a place like this?
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- No nothing, I mean there
was a small incident.
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- Tell ya what, don't worry.
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Grab ya coat, I'll give
you the guided tour
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of Little Pitchfield.
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By the way son, what
is your first name?
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- Oh, do you really wanna know?
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- Well yeah, I wouldn't
have asked otherwise.
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Around here, we're all
on first name terms.
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- It's Bruce.
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Bruce?
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- What?
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Name of the shark in the
film, it was Bruce.
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- Was it really?
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I thought I was
named after my uncle.
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Police Sergeant Cooper?
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Police Sergeant Cooper.
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- Starsky.
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- What?
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- My first name, Starsky.
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- Starsky?
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- Yeah, apparently
I was conceived
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during the very first episode.
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Good old Mum and Dad,
God rest their souls.
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They loved that show.
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- Oh what show?
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- Only the greatest cop
show ever seen on TV.
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- I don't know it.
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- "Starsky and Hutch"?
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First aired in 1975.
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- I was born in
the 90s, remember?
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Sorry.
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- It was awesome.
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I mean, they had
girls, guns, oh cars!
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What more could you
want from a show?
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I mean they had this Ford
Grand Torino painted red
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and it had this fantastic white
stripe down the side of it.
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It was awesome.
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- Well I'll have to look
it up then, Starsky.
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- No, Starsky.
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- Yeah?
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- You fell for the
oldest trick in the book,
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the old fake name joke.
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It's not Starsky, it's Shaun.
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Oh you are gonna be a
barrel of laughs aren't you?
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We're gonna wind you up rotten.
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Come on, son.
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- This place must have been
beautiful in its heyday.
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- I think it was an old hospital
for the criminally insane.
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- You'd have fitted
in perfectly then.
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- You think?
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- Yes, you're a rogue,
a cad, a bandit.
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- English lit is
your thing then.
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Anyway, I thought
women love a rogue.
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- Not if the man's a prick.
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I just wish we could
explore this place.
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- Come on then.
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- We shouldn't.
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- Why not?
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- Someone could be in
there and then what?
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- There's nobody around,
the place is abandoned.
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People 'round here
are backwards.
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Come on, it's like
going back in time.
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And they never locked the doors.
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- All right but I'm not
having sex with you,
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if that's your caddish plan.
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- Come on.
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- Definitely not like London.
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Phone booths work.
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- There she is, in all
her glory, the church.
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Even the vicar only
had one follower
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and that was his cleaner.
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Come on Bruce, let's go
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and see if we can drum
up a generation gap.
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- Are you always this comical?
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I thought that on this
job you have to be,
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you have to be
vigilant all the time.
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- Vigilant?
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You'll soon find out
nothing happens 'round here.
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- Well, my training
taught me to be prepared
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for anything and
everything at any time,
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day or night, on duty or off.
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- Well, I tell you something
they aint prepared you for.
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- What's that?
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- Boredom, sheer boredom.
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Nothing happens 'round here.
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It's like a morgue
in a recession.
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- Well, then maybe
we need to go out
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and find crime, you know,
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I mean it happens it everywhere.
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They say it's just hidden
behind closed doors.
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- I used to be just like you
when I first started, keen.
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- And how long ago was that?
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If you don't mind me asking.
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- 25 years.
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Actually, I've been
in Little Pitchfield
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for 24 and half
now and this is it.
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Rush hour.
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I know everybody 'round here,
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all their ins and their outs
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and all their dirty laundry
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and believe me, Mrs.
Broomfield at the vicarage
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she's got some very
dirty underwear.
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- Right, okay, yeah.
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A bit sexist that, isn't it?
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- Sexist?
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No.
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That's why you're P.C. Brody,
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stop being so PC, Bruce.
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- Well government
guidelines suggest
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that we should
actually investigate
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all hate crime initiators, so.
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- It's like living in the past.
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No one cares about
political connectiveness.
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They just go about
their lives as normal.
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Same old boring thing
day after day after day.
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- There's must be some crime.
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Otherwise that would
mean Little Pitchfield
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is literally a
crime free location.
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- Let me tell you something.
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Little Pitchfield has been
off every crime report
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and statistic in
the last 17 years.
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No, no really, really.
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I read about it somewhere.
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Something about us making
the good cops look bad.
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So they just leave us off now.
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- Hang on.
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- Brody, wait!
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- Excuse me, sir.
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You do realise that
public urination
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is a offence under the
Public Order Act of 1986
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and as such that can be
considered indecent exposure.
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- Nicely said, son.
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There's no crime here.
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Billy.
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What have I told you
about peeing up that tree?
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- Sorry, Shaun.
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- Go on, son.
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Go about your business.
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- What you do that for?
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That, that's an offence.
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Public urination.
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- Look around.
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What public?
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Anyway, he always gets it wrong.
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- So hang on wrong?
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- Yeah, he's peeing
up the wrong tree.
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- What?
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- Yeah, the peeing tree
is four down on the left
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but he's a bit thick in the
head, bit of a simpleton.
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- The government
guidelines suggest we call
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that a disability, actually.
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- Disability?
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He just doesn't know
his left from his right.
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- Do you do anything
by the book?
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- All depends what book it is.
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- The Police Handbook,
the guidelines.
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- Ah, there it is,
the bloody guidelines.
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Let me tell you something
about the guidelines,
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they're only put
there 'cause someone
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can't make a decision
between what's right
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and what's wrong.
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Until it's no
longer a guideline.
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See, I can do whatever
I want when I want
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because 'round here,
I'm the boss, number one
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and if you think
some snotty nose,
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pencil pushing
guideline and your PC
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is gonna come into
my neck of the woods
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and tell me what to
do, well then you've
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got another thing coming.
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Well do you get me?
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- Yes, sir.
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- Well do ya, punk?
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- Yes, sir.
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Did you get it?
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Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry.
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- Yeah, I think
I've seen that one.
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- See, can you
imagine what it's like
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to be Detective Callahan?
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Chasing down suspects,
hunting them down
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and shooting the bastards.
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That was my dream.
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- 17 years.
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- You said that statistically
Little Pitchfield
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has been off the police
records for 17 years,
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so what happened 17 years ago?
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- Now that, my boy,
is another story.
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00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,675
- So, what happened?
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- Well, the villagers
said it was some sort
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of alien invasion.
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- Right, okay another
one of your jokes.
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00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,050
- No, no, no, no.
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This is no joke.
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It was the last time
anything interesting
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happened around here.
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See, it was Guy Fawkes night.
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We could see the fireworks
off into the distance.
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Did I tell you we haven't
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got a fireworks
display around here?
261
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,165
Just haven't got enough people.
262
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,700
Anyway, we could see
it in Great Pitchfield
263
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,302
about three miles away.
264
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,470
I mean, it was a
really clear night
265
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,172
and I remember
because there was me,
266
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:55,742
Billy, Drake, Bob,
Sandra, Ellen,
267
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,445
Sally and Bernard.
268
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,779
Yeah, Bernard.
269
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,914
See now, Bernard was
trying to hump Sally
270
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,750
all night long,
right in front of us.
271
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,218
We kept telling
him to leave it out
272
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,987
but he just humped away to
his heart's content all night.
273
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,490
In fact, I think he even
missed the fireworks.
274
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,626
- Sorry, Bernard is?
275
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,963
- Bernard's an afghan hound
and Sally's a shih tzu.
276
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,831
Hang on, hang on.
277
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,832
You thought they was?
278
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,001
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
279
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,170
- No.
280
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,138
Anyway, where was I?
281
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,341
- Fireworks.
282
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,842
- Oh yeah, yeah, the fireworks.
283
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,179
Listen, Sandra and Bob were
looking out into the distance
284
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,847
and to the left of the
fireworks, Bob could see
285
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,849
this bright white light.
286
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,786
Well he did point it out
to me, come to think of it,
287
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,288
but I just dismissed it.
288
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,955
I thought it was just,
you know, other fireworks.
289
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,591
But anyway, listen,
all of a sudden
290
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,058
there was a power surge.
291
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,161
The whole village went
out and back on again.
292
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,197
Well, Sally and
Bernard stopped humping
293
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,464
and started howling.
294
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,765
That made me look
across the field
295
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,302
and there was this
bright white light.
296
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,037
We could all see it, this one,
297
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:02,242
and all of a sudden it
just and it was gone
298
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,412
but in a completely different
direction to the fireworks.
299
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,949
- You know, I mean, those lights
300
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,084
could have been anything, right?
301
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,386
- Yeah, maybe.
302
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,887
Guess we'll never know now.
303
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,297
Other strange things
happened that night.
304
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,532
It was, everyone
had something stolen
305
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,167
from properties, you know.
306
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,369
I mean, Hanson reported it
307
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,337
but everyone got
something stolen.
308
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:08,174
Never did catch the bastards
that stole my scooter.
309
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,609
- Uh, scooter?
310
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,743
- Yeah, yeah you know.
311
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,012
- Oh like a moped.
312
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,247
Yeah.
- Oi, oi, oi.
313
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,450
Don't ever call a
scooter a moped.
314
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,951
I'll give you a slap next time.
315
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,889
Anyway, there was one good
thing come out of that night.
316
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:27,594
See, Sally had the
strangest puppies
317
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,595
that you'd ever seen.
318
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,870
- Puppies, right.
319
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,048
- See, told you
this place was okay.
320
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,651
- I guess.
321
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,256
It's both a beautiful
and a really sad place.
322
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,058
- Sad?
323
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,795
- Looking at it
now, I can imagine
324
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,297
what it once might have been
325
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,536
but then all those years
of neglect and loneliness.
326
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,840
It must have been amazing
when it was full of life.
327
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,778
Now, it just looks
like my grandma,
328
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:19,912
just hanging in there.
329
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,549
- You do have a way with words.
330
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,486
I could see you becoming
a great novelist one day.
331
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,056
- Yeah?
332
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,991
What sort of books
would I write?
333
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,961
- Romantic ones for sure.
334
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,029
- Really?
335
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,332
You see me as a Mills
& Boons novelist?
336
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,166
- Possibly.
337
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,135
- Am I a graphic novelist?
338
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,705
- I doubt that.
339
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,908
I saw you when Catherine got
that nosebleed last year.
340
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,910
You were hysterical.
341
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,244
- You saw that?
342
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,548
She was bawling her eyes out.
343
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,950
- And so the male brain
gets it wrong yet again.
344
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,621
- I wasn't hysterical
because of the blood.
345
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,123
I was upset for my friend.
346
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,593
She had a date that
night and she got blood
347
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,594
all down her blouse.
348
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,497
It was the one she was
gonna wear on the date.
349
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,600
- I see, okay, so.
350
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,702
It could be graphic novels.
351
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,806
All I know is you've
got a pretty mind.
352
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,675
- Pretty mind?
353
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,912
That could almost be
considered flirting.
354
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,582
- Men don't flirt.
355
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,453
- No, they don't, I agree.
356
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,555
They make it too obvious.
357
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,791
I know exactly why
you've brought me here
358
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:39,726
and what you want.
359
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,795
- And why is that?
360
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,497
- The question isn't why.
361
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,866
The question is answered
just by my being here.
362
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,740
What was that?
363
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,742
- Yeah, I heard that.
364
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,109
- Listen.
365
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,846
- Sounds like crying.
366
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,281
Like a woman crying.
367
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,083
- We should leave.
368
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,720
- No, I want to
see what that is.
369
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,130
- I don't like this.
370
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,970
That sounded like death itself.
371
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,306
- Whatever it is it sounds
weird and pissed off.
372
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,241
- I think we should leave.
373
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,078
- No, I need to
know what that is.
374
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,086
- What is it?
375
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,320
- Don't come up here.
376
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,257
- What is it?
377
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:58,304
Dan?
378
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:00,807
Dan.
379
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,010
Dan!
380
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,512
- What?
381
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,780
- Something is watching us.
382
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:15,955
What is that?
383
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,257
I have no idea.
384
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,627
- What do we do?
385
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,933
- Run.
386
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:27,800
Run.
387
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,336
Run!
388
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,670
- Bloody kids.
389
00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:35,735
- Fuck.
390
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,459
- So what we got here, then?
391
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,163
- I can't believe you've
never heard of the film Jaws.
392
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,465
It was a Spielberg masterpiece.
393
00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:08,835
Do you know it took 159
days to make that film
394
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,903
'cause the shark
just wouldn't work.
395
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,639
What films you into, anyway?
396
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,541
Calling PS Cooper,
PS Cooper, are you there?
397
00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:16,709
- Yeah, receiving, over.
398
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:17,677
Breaking
and entering reported
399
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,211
at Little Pitchfield Manor.
400
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:21,714
Suspects on site,
I see one male,
401
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:22,715
and I see one female.
402
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,284
Also reports of IC9 in location.
403
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,253
- Yeah, on route.
404
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,254
What's on IC9?
405
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,255
- IC9 is unknown.
406
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,489
- Oh right.
407
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:31,457
- Where's Little
Pitchfield Manor?
408
00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:32,158
- Just 'round the corner.
409
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:32,959
- There?
- Yeah.
410
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:33,793
- Come on.
411
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,372
- Oi, what are you doing?
412
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,575
- I'm going in.
413
00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,010
- No, hang on.
414
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:54,213
I've got to get my
breath back, first.
415
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,085
- Are we going in or not?
416
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,486
- Hang on.
417
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:04,056
Jesus, you scared
the shit out of me.
418
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:05,324
- I just got here.
419
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:06,826
Got scared, didn't
want to go inside
420
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,761
in case there are
dangerous criminals.
421
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,297
'round here.
422
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:15,334
Anyway, you would of scared
them all away, Ellen.
423
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,279
- It should be okay, now.
424
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,581
Bob has them cornered
in the library.
425
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,582
Come on.
426
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,529
- Hang on.
427
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,341
- Where'd you say they was?
428
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,408
- Library.
429
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,576
- Excuse me, sorry.
430
00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:59,011
Madam, thank you.
431
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:11,657
- I've got 'em.
432
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,525
I've kept them safe.
433
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,994
They're not gonna go anywhere.
434
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,262
You can count on me.
435
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,530
You can always count on me.
436
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,099
- Nice work, Bob.
437
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,333
- Sir, if you could just put
that weapon down for me, sir.
438
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,334
- Shaun, Shaun.
- Sir, sir.
439
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,136
- It's all right, it's okay.
440
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,005
- I think it's outrageous that
you come onto my property.
441
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:29,008
- I'll take it from here, Ellen.
442
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,679
Now, I don't recognise yous two.
443
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,613
Names.
444
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:35,848
- I'm Dan, this is Katie.
445
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,784
- Ah Great Pitchfield
by the looks of em,
446
00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:39,285
I would say.
447
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:42,054
- Yeah, look like a couple
of wrongens to me, as well.
448
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:42,922
Did you see it?
449
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:43,823
- See what?
450
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:44,957
- The thing in the woods.
451
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:45,958
- It was chasing us.
452
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,328
- Oh, funny.
453
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:50,596
Very funny.
454
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,765
Bob is this, Ellen did
you put him up to this?
455
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,600
Is this someones
birthday or something?
456
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,402
- This deadly serious.
457
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,070
- This is fucking serious.
458
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,171
- Excuse me, sir.
459
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,539
Have you or Katie found yourself
460
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,075
taking any illegal
substances today?
461
00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,043
No.
462
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:04,844
- Have you checked the grounds?
463
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:05,778
It was chasing it.
464
00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,279
It attacked Dan.
465
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,715
- This is pathetic.
466
00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:11,117
What attacked you?
467
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,284
- Some thing.
468
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:13,452
We heard it.
469
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,087
Yeah, we were on the
grounds, we admit that.
470
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,924
We heard a noise in the woods,
471
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,258
we went to investigate it.
472
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,492
- Oh, you don't do that.
473
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:21,760
What?
474
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,029
- Well, if you've ever
seen any horror film
475
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:26,498
you know you never
ever investigate.
476
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:30,803
You get our ass cheeks out
there as soon as possible.
477
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,171
- I agree with Bob.
478
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,340
- Can we please
stick to the facts?
479
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:36,542
Tell me what happened.
480
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,947
- Uh, well it was,
481
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:45,184
it was, it was like.
482
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,386
It was like.
483
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,588
- You need to tell them.
484
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:50,957
- They won't believe us.
485
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,558
- Try us.
486
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:53,759
- Okay.
487
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,462
It looked like a zombie.
488
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:01,000
- Oh that wee Billy.
489
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,668
- Probably.
490
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,171
- I think, I think what
they're referring to
491
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:08,007
is the IC9 reported
to be in the vicinity.
492
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,376
- IC9, is that police
code for zombie?
493
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:11,510
- No.
494
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,079
It means unknown.
495
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:15,781
- What I think this is, sir,
496
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:18,350
is a clearly a case
of mistaken identity.
497
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,286
- We were chased by this thing.
498
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,787
- Are you in charge here?
499
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,322
And what makes
you say that, little lady?
500
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,823
- You are Police
Sergeant Cooper.
501
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,125
- Oh, you've heard
of me, have you?
502
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,260
- Yeah, my uncle works
in traffic police
503
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,796
and we've heard of you and
this shitty little hamlet.
504
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:33,099
In Great Pitchfield,
you were voted
505
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,667
the most incompetent sergeant
in the whole district.
506
00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,005
- Go that far?
507
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,672
- You need to know
what we understand
508
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,174
what we witnessed here.
509
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,409
- I think you need to
tell us what is going on.
510
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,711
You need to describe
the individual for us.
511
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:49,115
- Person, they were lying down.
512
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,350
Put it this way, all
their insides, yeah,
513
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,818
they were on the outside.
514
00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:55,821
- Right, you've described
that person as a person,
515
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,756
why not a man or a woman?
516
00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,558
- 'Cause it was so mutilated.
517
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,260
I couldn't tell, all right.
518
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:07,333
- I think we need to
do a perimeter search
519
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,535
and I think we
need to do one now.
520
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,837
- Yeah, I think you're right.
521
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:13,405
Do you
have any weapons?
522
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:14,673
- No, we don't carry firearms.
523
00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:16,708
That's a specialist unit does.
524
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,177
- I got weapons.
525
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,846
- You're not really listening
to this drivel, are you?
526
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,486
- So.
527
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,225
So, what
was the award for?
528
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:34,460
- What?
529
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,627
Well, the
most incompetent
530
00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:38,030
police sergeant in the district.
531
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:56,782
- What's wrong?
532
00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:59,418
- Whatever it is,
I've just seen it.
533
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:01,653
- Where?
534
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,457
- It was just staring at me.
535
00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,193
Evil eyes.
536
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:10,929
- Do you need them weapons?
537
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,832
- Weapons.
538
00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:15,034
Yous all stay here.
539
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,969
Bob, we'll talk about
those weapon later.
540
00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:19,305
- I've got tonnes of
them in the greenhouse.
541
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,092
Did you lose it?
542
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:46,992
- There are no weapons.
543
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,528
- What do they look like then?
544
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:53,532
- Run, run.
545
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,741
- Brody, wait!
546
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:05,544
Wait.
547
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,154
- Come on!
548
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,322
- Wait for me.
549
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,330
Shit, go, go, go.
550
00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:32,030
Quick, help us.
551
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:32,864
We've got people here.
552
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:33,699
- What?
553
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:38,537
- Get it up.
554
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,071
What happened here?
555
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,907
No, put your end down.
556
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:57,923
Push it.
557
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:01,660
Some chairs, some chairs.
558
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,529
- Okay, I'll block it up.
559
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,118
- Man, you said,
you said nothing
560
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:29,555
ever happens here, normally.
561
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:31,823
- It don't.
562
00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:34,760
That's not normal.
563
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:41,333
Apart from that runaway
a couple of days ago.
564
00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:45,871
- What runaway?
565
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,538
Hello, is anyone there?
566
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,406
This is PC Brody.
567
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:27,279
We need immediate backup
at Little Pitchfield Manor.
568
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,591
- How many were there?
569
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,329
- Dozens of em.
570
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,197
They just kept
coming out the woods.
571
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,807
- What do you think it is?
572
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,509
- Zombies?
573
00:37:58,544 --> 00:37:59,545
- I knew it.
574
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:04,516
- Our barricade's not
gonna hold them for long.
575
00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:06,284
- Jesus.
576
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,390
Joe, do you hear me?
577
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,160
It's Shaun Cooper.
578
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:17,363
We're at the old manor house.
579
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,930
Look, we need backup now.
580
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:22,334
There's just dozens of
them, like creatures.
581
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,168
- IC9s.
582
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,304
- IC9s, do you hear me, over.
583
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:31,009
- Well, what do we do now?
584
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:34,179
- We hold them off and
we wait for backup.
585
00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,246
Yeah?
586
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,582
- Look, I agree.
587
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,341
- Better out than in.
588
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,776
- Oh please.
589
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:08,847
- I'm sorry, I just get
nervous in these situations.
590
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,781
We're all nervous.
591
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,417
Just try to control yourself.
592
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,885
- Hey, it looks
like they're gone.
593
00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:15,153
- No, no I don't care.
594
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:16,655
Okay, we stay here
where we are safe
595
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:17,989
and we wait for them
to come and get us.
596
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,091
- So your whole plan is
to sit and do nothing?
597
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,093
- Well it sounds like
a great plan to me.
598
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:24,162
- It's been two
hours and nothing.
599
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,031
- Calm down.
600
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,166
- It's gotta be some
sort of chemical attack,
601
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,100
it's got to be.
602
00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:29,901
- If it was a chemical attack,
603
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,369
why aren't we infected?
604
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,038
- What do you think?
605
00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:35,140
- I don't know.
606
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,475
Like I said, zombies.
607
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,844
- No, no about getting
someone here to help.
608
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:39,878
Okay, someone has to
go and find a phone.
609
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,079
- No.
610
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,449
- Bob, do you have
a landline here?
611
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,418
- In my room but that's over
the other side of the manor.
612
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:47,586
- I'll go.
613
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:48,820
No, they could
still be out there.
614
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,156
- Well look, we
can't risk it okay.
615
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:52,658
- I was my college record holder
616
00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:53,725
over 100 metre sprint.
617
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,927
I will be in and out.
618
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:57,295
I know where it is.
619
00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,430
- Don't go.
620
00:39:58,464 --> 00:39:59,465
Stay here.
621
00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:00,799
- Dan, Dan, Dan.
622
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,201
Come back through
the barricade, okay.
623
00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:04,002
It's not safe out there.
- I will be two minutes.
624
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,003
I'll be right back.
625
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,539
- Fuck's sake.
626
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:13,331
- Well, at least the
power's still on.
627
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,202
- Think they're still out there?
628
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,738
- Of course they're
still out there.
629
00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:21,139
You should have stopped him.
630
00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:22,340
You should have made him stay.
631
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,009
- It's not within our
remit to use force
632
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:25,510
or aggression to
control a situation.
633
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,212
Okay, we deescalate.
634
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:28,546
- Deescalate.
- Yeah.
635
00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,749
- PC Brody was
only doing his job.
636
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:32,217
- You shut up.
637
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,985
You wanted to press
charges and now he's dead.
638
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,921
- Why don't you all shut up?
639
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,256
- It's the end of the world!
640
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:40,558
I've seen it.
641
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,597
I've seen it for
nigh on 30 years.
642
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:49,400
In my dreams and
nightmares, this is it.
643
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,072
- What are you talking about?
644
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:58,944
- I'm telling you straight,
I've seen it before, in visions.
645
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:05,416
Nigh, it is out there.
646
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,720
Nigh, it is waiting.
647
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:11,122
Who?
648
00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:13,725
- Them.
649
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,928
- So not zombies then?
650
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:20,766
- Zombies is like a
picnic compared to this.
651
00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:26,304
17 years ago, do you remember?
652
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:31,242
17 years ago they came
a-looking, stalking
653
00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:35,346
like burglars looking
'round a house
654
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,915
they're gonna raid.
655
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,284
- He's right.
656
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:42,287
- This aint no zombies.
657
00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:46,424
This aint gonna end.
658
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:52,597
Nobody's coming to save us.
659
00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:54,866
We have to save ourselves.
660
00:43:56,902 --> 00:43:58,536
- He's right.
661
00:43:58,536 --> 00:44:00,205
It's aliens!
662
00:44:00,238 --> 00:44:01,406
How can
you be so excited?
663
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,975
- 'Cause for once in my life
664
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,543
I get to be Sigourney Weaver.
665
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:10,081
Look, I might just have a way
of getting us out of this.
666
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:11,116
Okay, so
what's the plan then?
667
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,618
- Weapons, bloody loads of them.
668
00:44:13,618 --> 00:44:15,821
Bob, where are those weapons?
669
00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:21,760
Bob, Bob wait wait.
670
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,794
- What?
671
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:24,629
- Give me the weapon.
672
00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:25,931
- It's mine.
673
00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:27,132
- Now, I don't like
this as much as you do
674
00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:29,735
but give me the weapon.
675
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:31,903
Now stay behind me.
676
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,171
Not that close.
677
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:43,014
Absolute silence.
678
00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:44,282
- That be good.
679
00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:53,484
- Where are those weapons, Bob?
680
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:57,655
- In the greenhouse,
out by the allotment.
681
00:45:57,655 --> 00:45:58,489
- Come on.
682
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,095
- There it be.
683
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,129
- Wait, wait, wait.
684
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,498
Is that one of the creatures?
685
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,668
- He looks buggered.
686
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:45,036
- No, they don't.
687
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,007
- Are we gonna go or what?
688
00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:50,475
- Oh come on, Bob.
689
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,843
We've all seen
enough of them films
690
00:46:51,843 --> 00:46:53,378
to know it's not dead.
691
00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,213
It's just laying there
waiting for us to approach
692
00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:57,015
and when we do it will be alive.
693
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:01,552
- I'll bash it with this.
694
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:02,587
- That won't work.
695
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,890
It will still be alive.
696
00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,294
- Are you gonna
make a decision soon
697
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,328
or others will come.
698
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,966
- All right, come
on, let's do it.
699
00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,883
- There it be.
700
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:40,625
- Thundercats!
701
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,376
- That's Billy.
702
00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,577
- Can't be.
703
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:00,912
We only seen him
a few hours ago.
704
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,847
- That's definitely him.
705
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,882
- That means whatever's
infected them
706
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,218
is killing them in
just a couple of hours.
707
00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:12,323
- Thank you.
708
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,720
- It's them.
709
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,155
They're coming for us now.
710
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:18,723
- It's okay, it's okay.
711
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:19,657
It's gonna be fine.
712
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,027
It's gonna be absolutely fine.
713
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,430
Oi, Katie, what are you doing?
714
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,832
- I can get out.
715
00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:29,534
They're distracted
with those two.
716
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,501
I can get out.
717
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,837
- No, no, just, uh, don't move.
718
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:34,672
- You didn't stop Dan.
719
00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:35,740
Why would you stop me?
720
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,610
Katie!
721
00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:44,015
Fuck's sake.
722
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,761
- What's wrong?
723
00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:32,530
- It's my leg, it really hurts.
724
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,265
- Is it where Billy grabbed ya?
725
00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:38,203
- No, no I scarped it on
an old tree stump just now.
726
00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:40,371
- Tell me the truth, Bob.
727
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,541
- Nothing happened.
728
00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,444
- No it's not.
729
00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:47,612
It's where Billy, that
creature, grabbed you
730
00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:49,380
and now you're infected.
731
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,615
You're gonna turn into
one of them monsters.
732
00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:53,551
- It was just an old
tree stump, I tell ya.
733
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,385
- You're lying!
734
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,388
You don't believe me?
735
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,589
- If you turn into
one of them things
736
00:50:58,589 --> 00:50:59,990
I'll blow your
bleeding head off.
737
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,427
I'm telling you
the truth, believe me.
738
00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:07,632
- Okay, come on.
739
00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:53,344
Brody, Brody!
740
00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:55,079
Brody.
741
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:57,081
Brody!
742
00:51:57,081 --> 00:51:58,349
- Oh, shit.
743
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:00,951
Here, take this.
744
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:20,505
- We thought you were dead.
745
00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:31,048
- Wait, where's Katie?
746
00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:33,384
- It's nothing.
- She's gone.
747
00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,385
I couldn't stop her.
748
00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:38,823
What's happened?
749
00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:40,658
- There's dozens of em.
750
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,027
Look, I need to speak to you.
751
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,765
One of them creatures was Billy.
752
00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:48,933
- Billy?
753
00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:50,201
Pissed up the tree Billy?
754
00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:51,035
- Yeah.
755
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:55,072
That means this must be a virus
756
00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:58,142
and I'm guessing it's passed
on by physical contact.
757
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,110
- Does that mean
it could actually
758
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,779
be a chemical weapon's attack?
759
00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:03,848
- No, not in Little Pitchfield.
760
00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:05,750
Anyway, it's not airborne.
761
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:09,454
- All right, what
weapons did we get?
762
00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:11,121
- Let's do our weapon's check.
763
00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:45,923
Have you had any
weapons training?
764
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,057
- Oh yeah.
765
00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:48,593
We had a weeks intensive
combat training.
766
00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:52,797
Trust me, I know my
way a few of these.
767
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:53,931
- How is he?
768
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:55,466
- We need a doctor.
769
00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:57,001
- What now?
770
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:59,670
Come here, I need to talk to ya.
771
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:04,074
You know I said one of
them creatures was Billy?
772
00:54:04,141 --> 00:54:06,043
We see him less
than 24 hours ago.
773
00:54:08,546 --> 00:54:11,416
Yeah, well he was half
dead before I killed him.
774
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,083
This could only mean one thing.
775
00:54:13,117 --> 00:54:14,619
- What?
776
00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,487
- This aint just a virus.
777
00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:18,155
It's an annihilation.
778
00:54:18,155 --> 00:54:19,390
We're being exterminated.
779
00:54:24,462 --> 00:54:25,296
You promised me!
780
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:29,033
- I lied.
781
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:44,682
- Look, once you kill
'em, no more virus.
782
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:47,418
- No, what does that,
what does that mean?
783
00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,620
- It means we might
just survive this.
784
00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:52,056
Listen, listen!
785
00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:54,058
It's down to us now.
786
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,026
I know this was your
first day and my last
787
00:54:56,026 --> 00:54:57,995
and I take back
everything I said
788
00:54:57,995 --> 00:54:59,797
about nothing
happening in this town
789
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,800
but this is my town
and I'm not retiring.
790
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,537
I'm gonna make a stand for
it, right here, right now!
791
00:55:06,571 --> 00:55:07,672
Are you with me?
792
00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:08,539
- Fuck yes!
793
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,376
Yeah, come on.
794
00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:12,410
- Well come on!
795
01:00:34,799 --> 01:00:35,632
- Shaun!
796
01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:40,805
Shaun!
797
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:43,741
Shaun.
798
01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:45,175
- Oh shit.
799
01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:45,943
Bat!
800
01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:49,947
They're still coming.
801
01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:42,199
- Shaun!
802
01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,458
Hello,
this is Kathy Perkin
803
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,028
with a channel 13
special news report.
804
01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,462
Breaking live.
805
01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:27,965
All parts of the
world are under attack
806
01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:30,968
from what appears to
be alien spaceships.
807
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:32,469
I cannot believe I'm saying this
808
01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:36,540
but reports coming in are
that Toronto, New York,
809
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:39,944
Paris, Moscow, and
London have been attacked
810
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:42,679
and many famous landmarks
have been destroyed.
811
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:45,882
Some world leaders
have been killed.
812
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,384
We can now see some footage.
813
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:51,288
This is like a scene
out of a war movie.
814
01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:54,992
It's total devastation
and destruction.
815
01:04:54,992 --> 01:04:56,426
The humanity.
816
01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:59,596
We don't know how many
causalities there have been
817
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:02,532
but early estimates are
it's in the thousands.
818
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,637
This is not a drill.
819
01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:10,007
This is a warning from
central government.
820
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,177
Get away from the cities,
821
01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:16,880
go to a safe place
in the country.
822
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,085
Arm yourself if you
can and be ready.
823
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:24,054
They are coming.
824
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:54,278
- We're gonna need
a bigger boat.
825
01:06:55,412 --> 01:06:57,247
- So you have seen it then?
826
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:00,750
- Of course I have.
827
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:05,755
Now let's give em hell.
828
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:11,695
- But this time,
let's make it war.
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