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Hello, it's Marcus,
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Xavier's cousin.
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Marcus, yes.
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Yes, thank you.
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Hey, cousin!
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We're at the airport.
We're here, man.
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I hope you're still getting married!
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Ok, great.
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No, we're...
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It's just the two of us.
She didn't...
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She didn't come.
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I don't know,
she changed her mind three days ago.
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She just split. We didn't get it.
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You know my little brother.
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He's a mess.
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Don't worry,
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Argentina will cure him.
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We'll travel around a bit.
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It'll be fine, you'll see.
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Ok, listen,
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we're going to pick up
the rental car.
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We'll see you tomorrow. Ok?
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Ok, take care.
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Ciao! Goodbye!
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Antoine!
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Antoine!
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WHERE'S KIM BASINGER?
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Hotel America...
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Hello.
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One single, one double...
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No, there's a problem.
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His girlfriend isn't here.
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She's not coming.
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Not coming.
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So, we'll sleep in the same room.
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What happened to his girlfriend?
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She left him.
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The same thing happened to me.
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How sad.
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She left me
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two weeks ago.
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She left with the kids,
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the refrigerator, the TV,
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everything.
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Poor boy.
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- Listen, I'll give you the Suite.
- Thank you.
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There you go.
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Welcome, gentlemen!
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- Thank you very much.
- Goodbye.
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Hello, this is Coralie.
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I'm not in right now.Please leave a message.
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Goodbye!
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Have a good trip!
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"In Buenos Aires,
seduction and affairs of the heart
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"are considered just as important
as the Tango and soccer..."
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Total bullshit.
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"You look at people,
you smile, you talk,
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"and sometimes touch.
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"Women
- young and old alike -
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"always dress sexily
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"or at least try to show off
their sensual figures."
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This guidebook says
incredibly stupid things!
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Listen to this:
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"To show their admiration and desire,
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"men will often use piropos,
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"traditionally poetic compliments
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"which are usually very vulgar."
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"Piropos are sometimes
accompanied by car honking..."
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This is heavy!
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"Men do not think twice
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"about following
the object of their desire."
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How heavy can you get?
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"Please note
that this chauvinistic legacy
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"is going through hard times
due to the recent sexual liberation
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"and the insolent attitudes
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of their female partners.''
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You fool! You idiot!
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What on earth were you thinking?
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What's wrong with you?
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Is that how you resolve
your problems?
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Good Lord!
We have a fine clientele.
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This is a good hotel.
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Do you understand? Good.
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People who come here
know what they want.
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Do you know what you want?
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If you did, you wouldn't jump
from the 2nd floor.
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You don't kill yourself
by jumping from the 2nd floor.
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- Right?
- Right.
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What's he saying?
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That you don't jump
from the 2nd floor of a good hotel.
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An anti-inflammatory... An analgesic...
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- No...
- Yes!
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No?
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Why not?
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Tell him it was the wind.
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The wind? The wind?
Yes, it's the wind's fault.
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Use your head! Use your head!
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You know why I understand?
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I'm with you.
You're not alone anymore.
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I know what you're going through,
I've been there.
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I've been there!
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I'm with you, you're with me.
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We're blood brothers.
You understand?
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Blood brothers!
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You feel no more pain.
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Today is tomorrow.
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Think about it.
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Today... is tomorrow.
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Brothers, Ok?
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There you go.
This'll make you feel better.
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Antoine...
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He's right,
we should be out having fun.
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lt's summer here.
We'd be freezing our balls off in Paris.
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It's our cousin's wedding,
we're together
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and you want to ruin everything?
You're crazy.
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Listen,
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when was the last time
we did anything together?
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I'm happy to be with you.
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Antoine...
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Antoine...
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Hey, Antoine,
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maybe you'll meet a cute Argentinean.
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Who knows, a pretty little
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Luz, or Paula,
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or maybe a sweet Amalia...
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Come on.
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Come on!
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Let's go eat an empanada,
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with a cerveza, with a chica...
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Something with an "A" in it.
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What do you say?
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When they swing like that,
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it rocks me like a lullaby.
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Can we go now?
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Oh, France! I love it!
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I only know how to say
three things in French:
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"Chateau Richelieu..."
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Yes, "Chateau Richelieu".
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"Cr�me br�l�e..."
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"Cr�me br�l�e"? Very good.
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And "Je t'aime..."
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- "Je t'aime."
- What?
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"Je t'aime..."
I don't know, like "I love you".
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"Je t'aime."
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I love you too. I got it!
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Have you known your friend
for a long time?
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Him... your friend.
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He's not my friend.
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Hello.
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He's my brother.
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Ah! The two of them are brothers.
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Oh, I see.
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I love my brother very much.
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He's different from other guys.
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He's very... how do you say it?
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He laughs a lot? He's funny?
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Yes, that's my brother for you.
He's very funny.
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Antonio... Meet the girls.
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I'm Paula, pleased to meet you.
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How's it going?
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Good?
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Bad... very bad.
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You like Buenos Aires?
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- No.
- No?
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Where've you been?
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I don't remember.
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I didn't get a word his brother said.
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Do you have girlfriends in France?
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- Girlfriends?
- Yes.
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He has a few in Paris,
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but not me.
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You don't have one?
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No, you're lying. It's impossible.
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You're pulling my leg,
you're way too cute.
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You're handsome and elegant.
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- I think he's lying.
- Yes, he's lying.
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Because...
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when I see girls...
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I want to hang myself.
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- You understand?
- No.
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- What?
- Hang myself.
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I don't understand a thing.
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How do you say "hang yourself"?
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- In Spanish?
- Not a word...
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Hey! How's it going guys?
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Very chic, very chic.
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The land of love!
Champagne! Champagne!
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Hang on, one second.
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Look, look!
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Girls!
The best girls in the whole town.
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You can't imagine.
So beautiful you'll want to die.
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Gorgeous, gorgeous.
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They'll make your head spin. Look!
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Kim Basinger!
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Forget about him.
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Look, look... Take this.
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Gentlemen... Girls, girls!
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Where the hell are we going?
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Come on, we said we'd have a look.
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Maybe we'll have fun together for once.
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Where's he taking us?
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I smell danger.
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Antoine, relax.
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Sir, is it far?
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No, we're almost there.
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Don't worry.
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Do you have money on you?
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This is Marta.
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Everything's cool.
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My home is your home.
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Champagne? Champagne?
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You want to see Kim Basinger?
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You want to see her?
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You won't regret it.
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Look, there're boys tonight!
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Hello, honeys!
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You like 'em, darling?
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Go ahead...
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Pick...
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You wanted to come. Enjoy yourself.
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Well...
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Hello.
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Hello.
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C'mon, have a seat.
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Sit down, right here!
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Say, you're awfully cute.
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Where are you from... Italy?
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Spain?
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No, I know... German!
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No, French.
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France! I love France.
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Eiffel Tower!
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The land of love.
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What's your name?
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Antoine.
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Like "Antonio".
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I love your eyes, Antoine.
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- And you?
- Me?
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Luz... like "the light".
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No, no, no...
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I'm so thirsty.
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How about a drink?
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Champagne?
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I love champagne.
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And you? You like champagne?
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Yes, you like it too.
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Drink up.
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Very good. More, more!
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Very good.
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A piece of fruit?
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- No.
- Yes, yes.
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No, no, no...
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Let's sing.
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You like to sing?
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What's your favorite song?
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Your very, very favorite one.
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Marvin Gaye!
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I love Marvin!
He's the best.
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Some more champagne?
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You'll see, you'll love it.
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We're only gonna sing and dance?
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We're not gonna make love?
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When do we stop this shit?
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Let's dance some more.
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Very good! Very good!
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That was wonderful.
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No, no, no...
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You like to dance?
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Marcus?
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Excuse me...
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Let's go.
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Shit.
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Let's dance some more, please.
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No, l'm leaving.
"Love you..."
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Love me... Love everybody!
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C'mon.
I'm fed up.
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What's this crap?
280
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,028
I'm telling you,
they thought we were English.
281
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,039
What? What's wrong?
282
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,830
What's this, the bill?
Very well.
283
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,395
Girls... rooms...
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2,260 pesos!
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2,260 pesos!
286
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,392
We didn't see a single tit or ass!
287
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,239
We danced and sang... that's it!
288
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,911
There's a problem here.
289
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:10,871
Where's Kim Basinger?
290
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,037
Where is Kim Basinger, huh?
291
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,197
Where's Kim Basinger?
292
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,474
They're trying to rip us off
for 500 euros!
293
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,233
Let's split.
294
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,118
I want to see the manager.
295
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,237
Are you the manager?
296
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,311
What's going on here?
297
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,677
Are you the manager?
There's a problem!
298
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,558
- What?
- A problem with the bill.
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00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,599
Let's see...
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00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,713
Two girls, two rooms,
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two bottles of champagne,
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00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,109
two fruit platters, four songs...
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00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,759
Marvin Gaye!
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00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,312
Two rooms?
305
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,716
There's no problem with the bill.
306
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,753
- You'll have to pay up.
- There's no problem?
307
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,757
There's a big problem!
308
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,951
- You're out of your mind.
- Calm down.
309
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,432
This is all backwards!
310
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,795
Calm down.
311
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,316
It's a bargain.
312
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,759
Here, change the bill.
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00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,718
Marvin Gaye, Phil Collins... same price.
314
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,113
- We run?
- Yeah...
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00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,999
Subtitles: Julie Meyer
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