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Isn't it great being back at camp?

I just love nature.

The trees, the air, the...

The cricket in your hair... [CRICKET CHIRPING]

[SCREAMING]

Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

I really missed camp, too.

Okay, we put upthe signs around the parking area

directing everyone to Parents' Night.

Thanks. The PeeWeeWaka program is going great so far.

Tonight we just need to make sure

the parents feel like they're part of our loving community.

So they'll donategobs of cash to your fundraisers?

Oh, yeah. This loving community's

gonna need them to pony up.

Now, Finn and Matteo, I need you to be in charge

of decorations for tonight.

Maybe some balloons, some streamers...

Spaghetti cannons...

I think you mean confetti cannons.

I know what I said.

How about this?

No cannons. I wanna keep it simple.

Noah, do you think you could introduce me

to the parents for my speech?

A monologue?

No. Never that.

Are you sure?

I got some Julius Caesar locked and loaded.

Look, guys.I just don't want any surprises today.

[RV HONKS]

Who is parking thatgigantic RV on our softball field?

Seriously, an RV?

I can't stand people who own RVs.

Really? Why?

Why not? If you already have a house,

you don't need a truck-house.

A bathroom should not go over 30 miles per hour.

It's just not natural.

Excuse me. I'm looking for the camp owner.

That would be me.

Lou Hockhauser. Owner, operator, and soul of this camp.

We usually just call her "Lou."

So great to meet you, Lou.

I'm Parker Preston.Your new co-owner. Up top!

Still counts.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

I can't believe it. This deed shows

that shortly after founding the camp,

Jedediah gave away 15% of it.

Any chance the deed's a fake?

Yeah, the signature looks the same

as the one in Jedediah's diary.

But, wait!

He signed everything in raccoon's blood.

Dang it! It checks out.

Look, guys, it's the real deal.

Jed gave that 15%

to my great-great-great grandfather, "Hatchet" Joe.

"Hatchet" Joe?

Isn't that the guy who went...

I know what you're going to say, and it isn't true.

Yes, Joe and Jed got into an argument.

Yes, Jed ended up with a hatchet in his back.

Yes, Joe told everyone that he did it,

and start calling him "Hatchet" Joe.

But let's not try to connect the dots, okay?

None of us were there.

Seems less like dots and more like an arrow point

to your great-great-greatgrand-murderer.

Listen...

I know that this is a lot to take in,

but it doesn't get better

than having the Prestons involved in your business.

We're wealthy, well-known philanthropists.

My sister has a space station named after her.

That she mentions. A lot.

Never heard of you guys.

We're very big in Canada.

So is ham that pretends to be bacon.

Ooh, nice bacon burn.Thanks.

Listen, I don't care who you are.

This is my campand I don't want a co-owner.

Just give me a chance.

I'm an ideas guy.

With me, it's always one stroke of genius after another.

Oh! Inspiration strikes again.

[BEEPING]

A toilet bowl so big, you can't miss.

By the way,is there a bathroom I could use?

No. No.

Don't trust him, Lou.

RV people keep their true intentions shut away.

Like their little closet-showers.

Yeah, it's a lifestyle.

Look, I just wantyou to help me help you help me

increase the return on my family's 15%.

So, let's work togetherto make this camp awesome.

Camp Kikiwaka is already awesome.

We don't need you here.

Fine. I guess I could sell my share

to the campacross the lake. Camp Champion, is it?

On second thought, we might need you here.

[KNOCKING]Hey there, Grizzlies. This is...

The Parker Preston.

Like they know who you are.

Wait.

Parker Preston, of the Canadian Prestons?

Ooh! Do you think I could visit your sister's space station?

Totally. Space is so cool.

I don't wanna oversell it,

but you get to pee into a vacuum tube.

Really?

On Earth that gets you grounded for a month.

Or so I'm told.

Anyways...

What brings you to Camp Kikiwaka?

I'm the new co-owner. Temporary guest.

With legal rights. Lawsuit pending.

Anyhoo, I thought while he's here,

he could stay in your empty bunk.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Really?

No offense, my dudes,

but my RV makes this old, shabby cabin look like...

Well, yeah, that pretty much says it.

Hey!

It may be a little run-down,

and hauntedby disasters in its past.

But aren't we all?

Sorry. What were we talking about?

Look, I just think the whole camp

could use the Parker Touch

to take it to the next level.

And I'm not going anywhere till that happens.

[SCOFFS] Cool, cool.

If you'll excuse me...

Finn, are you using this pillow?

Or can I scream into it?

[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

Oh, no. That was my farting pillow.

Don't worry, dudes. I'll grow on her.

Wait. Did you just call us "dudes?"

He did.

Twice! That's a double "dude!"

I've never been a "dude" before.

I always thought it was reserved for surfers,

or cowboys, or people who don't

return their library books on time.

You know, outlaws.

[LAUGHS] You're funny.

I'm gonna like hanging out with you dudes.

There it is again.

Say it one more time,

I wanna make it my ringtone.

Dude...

[CHUCKLES]

Send that to me, dude.

ALL: Parker!

Parker! Parker! Parker!

Hey! Park...

What in the dog heavens is going on in here?

Did you put these TVs up?

Just think of these beauties

as a little "Welcome to Camp" present.

I feel so welcome.

I didn't tell you you could do this.

This is exactly the type of thing

that you can expect from RV people, Lou.

They think they're above the rules

because they drive around in a captain's chair.

I just wanted to show you

the type of next level idea I bring to the table.

We don't need TVs, we have nature.

The greatest show on Earth is Earth.

Thank you, Destiny.

Although, my favorite baseball team

is playing right now. So, turn on the game

while I get my sunflower seeds and spit cup!

Noice!

[EXCLAIMS] Not noice.

I'm sorry, but these TVs are coming down.

[ALL GROAN]

This is camp.

The only screens we need

are the onesto keep the giant bugs out of our cabins.

And we will get those screens eventually.

Think about how we can use these TVs as tools.

Like, for the camp's mixed-media dance class.

What's a mixed-media dance class?

I am so glad you asked.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Let's go, camp

♪ Do the Parker

Listen.

♪ Do the Parker

♪ Par... ♪

It was nice of you to buy these TVs, but we don't...

Oh, I didn't buy them.I charged them to the camp.

I paid for these?

Which I now realize was a huge mistake.

May I get you a screaming pillow?

No!

But you can take these TVs down.

Totally.

Is now a good time to mention that I broke

two others putting them up?

Fine.

Destiny, Ava,you guys take these TVs down

and put them in Parker's RV so he can return them.

Okay, I get it.

You do you, Lou Boo. But, should we start

keeping track of these things,

to make sure I get to make 15% of the decisions?

Oh, I'm 85% sure that'll never happen.

And I'm 100% sure

"The Parker" is a dance sensation,

that will sweep the nation.

Yes.

♪ Do the Parker

All right, guys. Let's go from the top.

Here we go. Ready? Jump, down, wiggle

all the way down, yes, left.

It's too hot to be doing all this.

Let's just set the TV down over here.

Yeah. Next to the, uh...

The fireplace.

Parker's RV is amazing.

You could fit so many clowns in here.

Sorry, I measure all vehicles that way.

I don't care how amazing it is.

It's just as obnoxious

on the inside as it is on the outside.

Nope. More obnoxious on the inside.

Let's just get the rest of the TVs

so we could be done with it.

Wait. I think this thing has A/C.

[AIR BLOWS]

Destiny, let's go.

One minute. I feel like I'm in a gum commercial.

Don't give in to the siren song of the RV.

It's a slippery slope and all of the... Oh, what's that?

A claw machine that's filled with snacks?

And it has Scooter Bars!

I could kill for some nougat right now.

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

That deliciousness is about to be...

A banana.

Oh, come on.

One more try.

Ooh, party laser lights.

Can we use these for Parents' Night?

Finn, what did I say?

My belly button is not a pocket.

No.

Keep it simple. But...

Yeah, also the other thing.

Hey there, Lou-bee-doo-bee-doo.

Nope.

I feel like we're getting off on the wrong foot.

If we work together,we can drive camp attendance up

so high, we'll have to franchise.

Imagine it.A Kikiwaka in every state.

And in Montreal, a Le Kikiwaka.

Look, I appreciate the enthusiasm,

but Camp Kikiwaka is already great.

If you really wanna help,

PeeWee Parents' Night is just a few hours away

and Finn clearly needs a hand in decorating.

Guys, check it out.

Good luck.

So, Finn.

You seem to be the dude that thinks outside the box.

It's probably because I got trapped

inside a box last summer.

Spent a lot of time

thinking how to get outside of that box.

No patience for the subtlety of metaphor.

I respect that.

But I mean, Lou's all over you

about balloonsand streamers. Don't you feel smothered?

Not since I broke out of that box.

Enough about the box.

What I'm trying to say is,

we need something more

than lame decorations to make this event

an event.

We need to be thinking bigger.

I like bigger.

But Lou said to keep it simple.

Sometimes people don't know what they want,

until we show them.

Like, my mom,

she didn't know she wanted flames on the family limo

'til I showed her.

And then she still didn't want them.

But in the end, we still had a limo with flames on it.

So, you in?

Let's do it!

But, can you help me?

That's what I'm here for.

How about this? Two words.

T-shirt... Launcher.

Two more words.

I... Love... It.

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

AVA: Come on.

Come on!

Yes!

Destiny, I finally got a Scooter Bar.

We can go now.

DESTINY: But thisRV has a golf simulator upstairs.

There's an upstairs?

And a spa.

But he has everything monogrammed with PP.

Should we tell him?

Let's go.

If we spend any more time in here,

we may just become...

RV people.

Wait.

Is that a massage chair?

Oh.

[CHAIR WHIRRING] [EXHALES]

Ooh, mama like.

Destiny, I need you to get up right now.

[SIGHS] I know, we should get back to nature.

No. I've got a knot in my back

and this mama wanna like, too.

[CHAIR CONTINUES WHIRRING]

What do you think?

That I am totally an RV person.

Noah! Noah, Noah, bo-boa!

No-ah prisoners, No-ah excuses!

Parker.

Who told you about my love of nicknames?

Get in here, you!

Finn told me you were doing Lou's introduction tonight.

Need any help?

Not really. Lou wrote up something really simple.

Wow!

It's not the mostinspiring material for a trained actor.

Nay, an artiste.

Nay, a trained artiste.

I've done worse.

I once had a commercial audition

for the voice that reads side effects really fast.

Oh, did you get it?

Nope. It was a long list,

and I ran out of breath right before, "excessive knuckle hair."

I just worry that Lou is underutilizing you and your gifts.

You know, I watched your reel.

You were the view?

Yep. And I thought you were amazing.

Oh, stop.

I won't stop,

because I don't hold back. And neither should you.

You're right.

I'm bringing my A-game tonight.

Side effects may include deafening applause,

spontaneous laughter, and requests for autographs.

Yes! There's the Noah I've grown to love

over the one day of limited interaction we've had.

[ELECTRONICS POWER DOWN]

Hey! Who stopped my fuzzy buzzies?

Uh-oh.

We must've killed the RV's battery

using all of Parker's stuff.

Oh!

I know how to fix this.

Run away and deny everything.

Destiny! I'm trapped.

The chair has my arms and legs.

Mama don't like.

[GRUNTING]

Okay, uh...

Just sit tight and I'll try and grease you out

with Parker's weirdly large collection of face creams.

[GRUNTS]

[CLICKING BUTTON]

Oh, no! Bad news.

The elevator's dead.

Elevator?

Where are we?

Great suit, Noah.

Thank you. My mom wouldn't let me

bring the top hat and monocle to camp.

She said,"You made friends, now keep them."

Did you memorize what I gave you?

"It's now my pleasure to introduce

"Camp Director Lou Hockhauser?"

Yeah, I think I got it.

Well, I guess someone can

still be snooty without a top hat.

What is this?

Parker suggested I use my A/V expertise

to add a little music to the night.

It's part of my dude duties.

I also get to make sure we all wear sunscreen.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Music. Hmm.

Actually not a bad idea.

But keep it simple.

I have a lot of important things to say,

and you know I can't resist a good conga line.

Okay, let's get this show on the road.

Noah, you're up.

Camp Kikiwaka welcomes you all

to PeeWeeWaka's Parents' Night.

It's now my pleasure to introduce Camp Director Lou Hockhauser.

Thank you, Noah. I...

And that's not all. Hit it, Matteo.

Hit what?

What up, party parents?

DJ Dude is about to drop that beat.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Ladies and gentleman,

joining Lou at the podium tonight is the latest addition

to Camp Kikiwaka.

Straight out of Saskatchewan,

the Master of Maple Syrup, the Preston you want to invest in,

our new Assistant Camp Director.

What? Parker Preston!

[APPLAUSE]

Listen up. I want you to know that...

Parker Preston.

...is now here to help Lou

create the awesome-est camp in the world.

Do you like the sound of that?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

What are you doing?

That's a great question, Lou.

I will cut to the chase. Finn, these parents

really look like they could use some T-shirts.

[WINCES] I can't see.

[GASPS]

Oops.

I can assure you, we will never do that to one of your kids.

Don't worry, Lou. I'll fix this.

Finally! Thank you.

Noah, hit the smoke machine.

Smoke machine?

[ALL COUGH]

Nobody panic.

Just follow my vest, and I will lead you to safety.

This is your idea of "fixing it?"

You're right.I better release the doves.

No doves!

Cancel the doves. I repeat, cancel the doves.

Well, two parents withdrew their kids

from the PeeWeeWaka program.

Luckily they were the nose-pickers.

Which kids were those?

I'm talking about the parents.

Didn't you see the couple in the back digging for gold?

But seriously, guys, what's not simple about "keep it simple?"

We were just trying to show you

we had more to contribute.

Parker knew we could really impress these parents.

We were hoping to show you, too.

The boys were just trying to help me

help you reach for that next level.

Enough with the next level.

My camp is already next level.

If you really want to make things better,

how about you just leave?

I can't leave.I know, I know.

Because you own 15% of this camp.

No. I can't leave because...

I have nowhere else to go.

What are you talking about?

My parents didn't send me here to help camp.

They kicked me out, and cut me off.

'Cause I kept blowing all their money on one

bad business idea after another.

That steak-flavoredtoothpaste was a real low point.

So, you're not rich and successful?

Well, my family is, but not me.

They said I only bring shame

to the Preston name.

They thought I might do better without their safety net.

Wait. Is that why you're so obsessed

with taking this camp to the next level?

Well, this was my last shot

to prove to them that I can be successful, too.

But, I should've listened to you.

And I never should have dragged you guys into it.

Matteo, you're one of the coolest dudes I've ever met.

So now I'm a cool dude?

My journal isn't gonna know what hit it.

And, Noah, you were magnificent tonight.

Never stop being a shining light,

with or without that sick vest.

Oh...

It's going to be with.

And, Finn,

keep thinking outside that box.

Don't worry.

That box was recycled last summer.

Okay.

Well, I guess this is it.

Bye, guys.

Lou, Parker seems so sad.

Guys, this is for the best.

We already lost two PeeWee parents because of him.

We almost lost the whole program.

But we didn't.

And before the spotlightblinding and the T-shirt pelting,

the parents were really into it.

We're the ones who screwed it all up.

[SIGHS] You can't kick Parker out.

He obviously needs us.

And I need someone to call me "dude."

More than I ever knew.

Please, Lou? Can we keep him?

Ugh, fine!

But you're cleaning up his messes.

And if he gets bored and starts getting into mischief,

don't come crying to me.

Just to be clear...

Are we getting a Parker or a puppy?

DESTINY: I foundsomething to bust you out!

[PANTING]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Do not swing that...

Does this thing have a bowling alley?

Wait.

[GASPS] It's Parker! Hide!

How?

Uh...

Yep, this is my life now.

LOU: Parker!

I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

I just have to put the cover on the hot tub

so the water doesn't slosh out as I drive away.

You know how it is.

I do not.

Can we talk? Have a seat.

[GASPS] Is that a Samurai sword?

You were saying?

[SIGHS] Look,

I really liked how you encouraged the kids.

Your heart's in the right place,

even if your head's in the clouds.

We may not need a next level,

but maybe this place could be

15% better.

[EXHALES] Lou,

don't mess with me, okay?

I am fragile.

All I have to my name are Hatchet Joe's deed

and my family's smallest RV.

Smallest? Don't rub it in.

Lou, are you saying I could stay?

Well, the truth is, I could actually...

[AVA SCREAMS] [BOTH SCREAMING]

Ava?

Hey.

Destiny?

Can you give me a hand? The door's jammed

and I'm knee-deepin nougat and it smells like bananas

and I really need to get back to nature!

Me first!

I've been stuck in this pleather prison for hours!

The battery's dead.

Why didn't you guys just start the motor and charge it?

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

I guess I didn't know that's how that worked

because I am not an RV person!

Except in my heart.

In my heart I think I might be.

Lou, you are right.

This camp is already so awesome.

And I would love to be a part of it.

If you'll have me.

I obviously have a lot to learn from you.

Aw... Parker...

That is so true.

And I could really use the help around here.

How about we give it a trial run? What do you say?

Does this answer your question?

[MUSIC PLAYING] Do the Lou, do the Lou!

Do the Lou. Do, do, do. Parker.

You are embarrassing yourself.

This is the Lou.

Do the Lou, do the Lou!

ALL: Do the Lou, do the Lou!

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