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This is a fat beat! Dont you think Stoli?
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Yeah he really likes it.
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There, I fixed it!
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screaming
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thud
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Are you okay?
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screaming
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Why are we screaming and jumping?
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Because, were going to Hollywood!
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Screaming continues
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Wait wait, how did you get this audition?
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I sent my pictures online and
I got electronic email for audition in Hollywood.
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Weve been saving since we were kids to get
out of this place and go to Hollywood but
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we barely have more
than enough to get there.
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Anya money is not a problem
once we go into Hollywood.
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screaming continues
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Wait! Whats the part?
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Its a very important part.
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It is Beautiful Russia
Girl Number One.
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You mean beautiful Russian girl number one?
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No! Beautiful Russia girl number one.
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That sounds like an important part, I cant argue with that.
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Then we are really going to Hollywood bitches?
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screaming
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I dont know if we are ready.
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Of course were ready. I got an audition.
Im gonna be the next Marilyn Monroe!
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I am going to be in big, American movie.
Can you believe it, Anya?
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Hollywood! Hollywood!
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Okay , were definitely going!
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screaming continues
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I cant wait until we arrive in
Hollywood for my important audition,
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in big American movie.
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Actually, for our auditions.
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What?
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Lalya and I went online and we submitted
photos of ourselves for the part
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and theyre giving
us auditions too.
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No! Beautiful Russian Girl
Number One is my part for me.
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Im beautiful Russian girl!
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Look Natasha I
thought if we all audition,
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there will be three times
more chance of getting the job
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so we can afford to rent
a little place in Hollywood.
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No! You just stole my Beautiful Russia Girl Number One.
You just stold it!
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Look Natasha what about this?
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We will audition for the beautiful
Russian girl number 2 or 3 or something.
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Well tell them but we better
do that when we get there.
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Will it work with you?
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It could probably work but I must be number one.
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Come on lets do that!
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Okay! Lets do it!
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I cant wait until we get to America
where we could live in a gansta paradise.
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Its gonna so G.
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BGB, BOC, BBC, CPC.
laughing
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So why are we still here?
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We have to get ready! Come on, get up!
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Ooh! Turbulence!
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I felt that in my stomach!
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I hope there is much more turbulence.
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barks
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Stoli! No!
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Sorry. Sorry, yo.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Stage whispering. Stoli!
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Stoli?
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Ow! What the fuck? Stewardess!
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Mr. Don Carlo!
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I am so sorry your travel
is being interrupted--
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Whos damn rat is this!
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Stoli is no rat!
He is legit dog!
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Touch him and I will
bust a cap in your ass!
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Im sorry. I will take her back to seat. No problem here.
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No problem? This suit was worn by James Bond...
Haters!
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Oh, you know what?
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Dogs are not
allowed on the plane.
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Im sorry, but there is a dog right there!
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Mr. Kissyface is a frequent flyer
who has paid for his own seat.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, my precious little...
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Listen stewardess, why dont
you leave that girls dog alone?
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But--
Look, what are you gonna do?
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You gonna open up a window at fifty
million feet, sucking us all out into space
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where our heads explode
and we die? Come on..
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Were flying at the height of thirty-five thousand feet.
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What are you, an astronaut or something?
I know how high were flying.
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Who called you over here
anyway, stewardess? Come on.
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Im a flight attendant.
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Thank you
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Yeah! No Problem!
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No problem.
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Turbulence.
Yeah?
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Mr. Kissyface and I didnt feel any turbulence.
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Yeah?
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Well no one cares what you or
Mr. Kissyface think alright?
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So why dont you keep your yaps shut,
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unless you plan playing tonsil
hockey again with the pooch.
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Sorry about that Ms., uh?
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Natasha.
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Natasha.
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Its a pleasure.
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Please, join me.
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Lucky you have empty seat next to you.
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No luck at all.
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I always buy an extra
seat when I travel.
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You know, just in case I meet
someone worth traveling with.
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What are you doing?
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Letting sexy wind blow hair?
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I am like Russian
Marilyn Monroe, dont you think?
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Hey.
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Hey I think youve
got the wrong seat.
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My wife actually just went
to the bathroom real quick,
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I think shes coming back in like two
seconds. Just so you know, so if you can--
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Can I help you?
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I like your bling!
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My...
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No this is not, its a wedding ring.
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For my wife whos coming back in two seconds.
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So if you can move seats
for me that would be...
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I want to be one of you.
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Uh, one of what? Uhm...
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As a rapper.
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No.. um, what kind of racist
shit is.. no Im not a rapper.
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Alright just because Im black doesnt
make a rapper. Im a business man.
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You are my brotha
from anotha motha, G!
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Can I spit on your next album?
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No, please. Please dont.
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I dont want you spitting on
anything that I own. At all. No.
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I got hoes in different area codes,
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my homie, my dawg, my nigga--
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Hey, hey! What?
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What the hell did you just say to me?
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry nothing. Better get your ass back over
there before you see a real nigga today!
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Move back. Move back. Move back.
Sorry. Sory. Sorry, yo.
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Whoops! Sorry, sorry.
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What happened?
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I met a real rapper.
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Stewardess!
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I sat in his bitchs seat.
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Wheres Natasha?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Iām like a Francis
Ford Coppola and
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Steven Speilberg all rolled into
one with a little Jerry Bruckheimer.
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I didnt know that!
Yeah...
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Listen uhm...
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Here.
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Take this.
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What is this?
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You can use it to get
anything you want.
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You and your friends.
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Uhh, its like credit card?
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Chuckles.
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Yeah, yeah. Its like credit card.
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Anything you want.
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I must show my girls!
May I show it to girls?
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Absolutely!
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Oh my God.
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Shes dumb as a box of retarded hammers.
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snaps
Just what I needed.
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Hi.
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Hes dumber than I thought.
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What is that?
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This is like a credit card.
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Oh my god, is that a black card?
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What does that mean?
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Its like Jay-Z has. No limit.
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This isnt right.
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By the way Lalya I think I saw a real rapper overthere.
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I know.
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Bravo! Bravo!
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Are you with the hospitality crew?
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Where is it?
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Are you playing on a pogo stick or something overthere?
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Im not playing.
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Don, for the last time.
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Where is it!?
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Did you lose something?
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I mean, you know, besides from the hormones
that you need to grow outside puberty.
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Search it again.
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We did search it again. We have to let him go.
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Ow! Watch it!
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Im sorry.
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I thought I was loosening
instead of tightening.
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Ow!
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Youre free to go.
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Don!
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Welcome to Los Angeles.
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Look!
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It is probably the
American way of say hello.
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Be careful Anya.
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People over here are so kind and welcoming!
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Look! Film makers with my name on sign!
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Where is sign with my name?
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I must be the first choice for
Beautiful Russian Girl Number One.
kiss
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Ill show you who is first choice for
Beautiful Russia Girl Number One.
kiss
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First show me where the sign with your name is.
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Anya!
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Saratova?
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How come I get harassed every
time I get to the fucking airport?
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Profiling because youre an
Italian man named Don?
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Shut up!
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Maybe its because you actually
are involved in organized crime.
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We gotta follow that limo!
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Yes Sir!
Shut up!
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When do we arrive at the crib?
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Or do we go
straight to the studio?
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Stop it, theyre watching you.
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Of course they
are looking at me.
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I am the muckety-muck of
a big, important movie now.
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Muckety-muck?
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Muckety-muck, big pimping,
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mothafucka, boss, diva, the shit. Got it?
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I dont know where were going.
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00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,365
Hello?
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What do you mean?
Im in the limo with--
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Driver!
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Stop the car.
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You are not Saratova!
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She is Saratova.
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Katherine Saratova?
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No! Lalya Saratova.
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Are you Saratova?
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Beautiful Russian girls.
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You are one big mistake!
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I see girls like you
come to LA in patterns.
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This town will eat you up and spit you out.
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yelling
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Next time, dont just
get into someones car!
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My purse! Stop! Stop!
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Stoli!
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Stoli is in there!
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Im so sorry Lalya
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Are you sorry beautiful Russian girl number one?
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Don Carlo!
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Can I give you girls a lift?
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I mean, you know, unless this little
slice of heaven is your final destination?
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Sure!
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Werent we warned a minute
ago not to get into someones car?
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Anya come on! You preffer stay here?
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Am I the only one who remembers the
airport security taking this man away?
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I wouldnt get in that car baby!
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You can stay here with me.
241
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I dont go, I dont go..
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You can stay here with me!
243
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...so I told her Im an expert at
fitting big things in little spaces.
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Hey pig dropping! Why are we turning?
245
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Youre suppose to stay on the road!
246
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Theres a detour.
247
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Theyre always working on the
roads but they never get any better.
248
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You know?
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Yeah.
250
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Okay, now why are we stopping?
251
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A construction worker has stopped us.
252
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He wants us to get out of the car.
253
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Nobodys getting out of the car.
254
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Dont worry girls. Its okay, its alright.
255
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Turn the car around and get
us the hell out of here now.
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Shit.
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gunshots
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screams
259
00:16:12,617 --> 00:16:14,374
gunshots
260
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Did you die on me?
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screaming continues
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Shit!
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00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,025
Please.
264
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,833
I thought I was in heaven.
265
00:16:56,860 --> 00:17:00,673
I thought I was in heaven
until you popped that bubble.
266
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,293
What time is it?
267
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:19,850
I have to be on
time for audition.
268
00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:22,970
This is all your fault!
269
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,631
My fault?
270
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,822
You... You got us in wrong car
271
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,313
and kicked out in
middle of nowhere!
272
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:32,563
Leave her alone, Natasha.
273
00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:35,007
She just thought it was
a pick up for the movie.
274
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:36,773
Why would movie pick her?
275
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:39,397
She is not Beautiful Russia
Girl Number One material!
276
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:40,282
No?
277
00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:41,219
No!
278
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:43,103
Im definitely not in heaven.
279
00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:46,220
If we miss the audition,
it will be your bad, yo.
280
00:17:46,294 --> 00:17:49,150
You are the one who got us
involved with that Don Carlo thug!
281
00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:49,978
Puto.
282
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:54,335
Only because your dog ran
in first class and bit his ankle!
283
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:55,546
Where are you going?
284
00:17:55,812 --> 00:17:56,937
See where we are.
285
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:59,437
But there could be murderers right outside that door.
286
00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:01,984
I hope there are. Walk out there, bitch!
287
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:05,354
If they wanted us dead
we would be dead already.
288
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:10,423
Wow. She actually makes a good point here.
289
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,665
Whoah! Where do you think youre going?
290
00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:21,642
Im looking for the ladies place.
291
00:18:22,494 --> 00:18:24,142
Ladies pla-What?
292
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,543
Bathroom, restroom , toilet?
293
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,746
I mean its not up to me.
294
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,082
Please. Just one minute I...
295
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,262
Okay, okay, ahh...
296
00:18:37,895 --> 00:18:39,254
Okay listen ahh...
297
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,935
Just be quick, okay?
Down the hall, third door.
298
00:18:43,306 --> 00:18:45,149
Okay? Just be quick.
Okay.
299
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:46,846
Okay? Be really quick.
300
00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:48,072
Really quick.
301
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:51,328
Spasibo.
302
00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:54,553
Just quick. Hurry back please.
303
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:15,449
No, its okay.
Everythings good.
Its fine. Yeah
304
00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:26,221
Its just they have guns.
305
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,793
They have guns...
306
00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:30,496
gunshot
307
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,605
Was that a gunshot?
308
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:35,283
No!
309
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,736
First Stoli, now Natasha!
310
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:39,831
No, we dont know they shot Natasha.
311
00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:42,245
gasping
shushing
312
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,862
whispering
Its me, its just me. Okay?
313
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,549
Who else would they cap?
314
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,229
The last thing I did
was call her a bitch
315
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,081
and say I hope there
is a murderer out there.
316
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,910
We have to get out of here.
317
00:19:54,899 --> 00:19:55,564
Lets go!
318
00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:59,212
Were only a floor up.
319
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:11,948
Rip this into strips.
320
00:20:29,101 --> 00:20:31,186
You need to stay here!
321
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,950
You are going without me?
322
00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:51,077
Oh, Natasha! We thought you was wacked!
323
00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:52,507
Just as you wanted!
324
00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:54,200
You leave me for dead?
325
00:20:54,365 --> 00:20:55,467
Fine. Go!
326
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:56,827
Are you kidding?
327
00:20:56,953 --> 00:20:57,654
No.
328
00:20:57,679 --> 00:20:58,732
Okay. Okay.
329
00:20:58,806 --> 00:21:00,921
Stay here with murderers instead of coming with us.
330
00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:02,555
Stay.
331
00:21:03,491 --> 00:21:04,585
Okay coming.
332
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,430
But I am still
not talking to her.
333
00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:07,211
Lets go.
334
00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:10,079
Natasha, Where are you going?
335
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,616
I am looking for my purse.
336
00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:13,833
Well its not there.
337
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,433
It must be here.
338
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,419
Its not there.
339
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:17,513
But I need it!
340
00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:19,774
You need to get out of here. Come on.
341
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:21,142
Where is my purse?
342
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,365
No Natasha, I checked the whole room.
343
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,387
Are you sure its not here?
344
00:21:26,888 --> 00:21:28,973
Yes. It probably got left in Don Carlos car.
345
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:34,932
There was a drive by
shooting in Los Angeles tonight.
346
00:21:35,108 --> 00:21:37,484
Two victims found
death inside a limousine.
347
00:21:37,509 --> 00:21:42,042
Investigators say it may or it may
not be a gang related incident.
348
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,067
A dead end!
349
00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:00,816
Maybe not.
350
00:22:03,972 --> 00:22:05,268
I think I saw this girl
351
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:09,745
and two others arriving at LAX
from the same airplane as Don Carlo.
352
00:22:12,974 --> 00:22:13,920
Go to the airlines,
353
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,646
and find out who
she was sitting with.
354
00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:20,950
Lets go.
355
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:24,372
Just jump!
356
00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:27,191
Natasha, we both jump on the count of three.
357
00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:28,129
Okay.
358
00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:30,233
One...
359
00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:32,856
Two...
360
00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:35,434
screaming
361
00:22:36,301 --> 00:22:37,793
No, no, no...
362
00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:44,488
Hey!
363
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,667
Go go go!
364
00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:53,241
Oh God, hes gonna kill me.
365
00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:56,226
Okay, unless.
366
00:22:57,671 --> 00:22:59,031
screaming
367
00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:11,226
Stop!
368
00:23:12,281 --> 00:23:13,531
Why are you not stopping?
369
00:23:14,015 --> 00:23:15,466
Weve got to bail, yo!
370
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:17,731
Stop!
371
00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:20,175
She is really leaving us.
372
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,741
I have to find it.
373
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:24,679
Your purse is gone. Forget it!
374
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,492
Im not talking about my old
purse, Im talking about black card.
375
00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:29,202
I dont remember where I put it.
376
00:23:29,227 --> 00:23:30,858
You lost Jay-Zs black card?
377
00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:33,938
Don Carlos black card.
And shut up please.
378
00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:35,451
Im not talking to you!
379
00:23:36,476 --> 00:23:39,329
Anya! Anya come back!
380
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,929
The black card is right here!
381
00:23:48,954 --> 00:23:50,462
Anya must have dropped it.
382
00:23:50,766 --> 00:23:51,478
What?
383
00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:54,609
Shes gacked it, jacked it, stold it!
384
00:23:54,961 --> 00:23:56,260
Give me my card!
385
00:23:57,273 --> 00:23:58,562
I cant believe it!
386
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,217
And you were mad at me?
387
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,251
And Im still mad at you and her
too because she stole my card!
388
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,892
And leave it with you!
389
00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:09,593
She running in cirles?
390
00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:11,369
Where are you going?
391
00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:13,386
My profession wants this card?
392
00:24:13,678 --> 00:24:16,240
Ok. I will give it to him
and he will let me go.
393
00:24:16,265 --> 00:24:17,760
And I will go to my audition.
394
00:24:17,785 --> 00:24:19,623
And you both will go to hell!
395
00:24:20,449 --> 00:24:22,667
You go to hell, join Marilyn Monroe there.
396
00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:24,222
What you say?
397
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,341
You just said that Marylin in hell?
398
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:30,333
What did you say right now?
399
00:24:30,358 --> 00:24:32,014
Marilyn in the hell?
400
00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:34,272
This is you in the hell!
401
00:25:02,942 --> 00:25:03,989
Where are you going?
402
00:25:04,014 --> 00:25:05,238
Stop it!
403
00:25:05,263 --> 00:25:07,920
I have to go and then never see you again.
404
00:25:08,285 --> 00:25:09,689
Except at the audition.
405
00:25:09,714 --> 00:25:11,113
Where I will crush you.
406
00:25:11,402 --> 00:25:13,402
There is one problem with your plan.
407
00:25:13,457 --> 00:25:15,293
What is the problem with my plan?
408
00:25:15,370 --> 00:25:16,589
It is stupid.
409
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,346
Are you calling me stupid, stupid?
410
00:25:19,624 --> 00:25:23,110
You go back and give him that card
and he will wack you Natasha.
411
00:25:23,135 --> 00:25:24,220
Stop it!
Shes right.
412
00:25:24,245 --> 00:25:25,495
screaming
413
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,723
Okay please, please --
414
00:25:26,748 --> 00:25:28,242
groans in pain
415
00:25:28,267 --> 00:25:31,279
They will kill you. Just like you saw him kill my friends in the library.
416
00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:35,129
Well, one was a friend,
417
00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:36,730
one was my cousin,
418
00:25:38,091 --> 00:25:39,863
and the other guy was
just some guy I work with.
419
00:25:42,196 --> 00:25:43,136
Natasha
420
00:25:44,122 --> 00:25:45,450
is a pretty name.
421
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,852
Listen, okay.
screaming
422
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,739
I can help you guys get out of here.
423
00:25:51,145 --> 00:25:54,254
If you can help me get to the hospital.
424
00:25:54,684 --> 00:25:56,714
How can you help us get out of here?
425
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:00,733
I have a car.
426
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,457
Okay, just take that.
Just dont get rolled in.
427
00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:09,279
Anya!
428
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,216
One more month and I would
have had a company car.
429
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,467
Unlock the door.
430
00:26:26,196 --> 00:26:27,828
God, I hate this car.
431
00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:29,891
Oh no, dont touch it!
432
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:31,578
Okay I got it.
Ah.
433
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,848
Turn the wheel.
Just keep it going, just...
434
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,333
Ow!
435
00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:55,642
I dont actually know how to drive.
436
00:27:19,362 --> 00:27:21,029
Why did you stop the car?
437
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,287
Who is the stupid one now?
438
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:24,933
Its still you.
439
00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:25,823
Sorry--
440
00:27:26,096 --> 00:27:27,315
Uhh, Herman.
441
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:30,135
Sorry, Herman. I didnt mean to smother you.
442
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,152
No, its okay.
443
00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:32,769
I kind of liked it.
444
00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:36,233
It doesnt start.
445
00:27:36,904 --> 00:27:40,051
If I miss audition its just because you both cant drive!
446
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,989
You are more worried about your audition
when they are trying to kill us?
447
00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:44,896
Youre stupider than Lalya!
448
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,087
Oh God, I cant stand this car.
449
00:27:59,308 --> 00:28:00,308
Anya!
450
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:01,733
She ran off again!
451
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,010
You cant leave us here!
452
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,642
Looks like she can!
453
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,046
Ow! You cant leave me here.
454
00:28:23,482 --> 00:28:24,708
Looks like we can.
455
00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:26,233
But im dying.
456
00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:27,433
You are not dying.
457
00:28:27,433 --> 00:28:29,637
Even if Im not, which I am,
458
00:28:30,646 --> 00:28:33,342
if they catch me here without
you guys, they will kill me.
459
00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:45,437
Oh shit No, not my dress!
460
00:28:46,564 --> 00:28:48,646
Ha, ha! To you Im
on the safe place
461
00:28:48,671 --> 00:28:50,236
and they will catch you.
462
00:28:52,467 --> 00:28:53,275
How did you--?
463
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,722
Who is the stupid one now?
464
00:28:54,747 --> 00:28:55,487
Him!
465
00:29:01,262 --> 00:29:02,684
screaming
466
00:29:03,551 --> 00:29:04,567
No one move!
467
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,267
I said no one move!
468
00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:15,337
Go get the other one, okay?
Ive got this one.
469
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:17,331
Oh, man! What happened to your leg?
470
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,058
Nothing.
471
00:29:18,261 --> 00:29:20,261
Nothing? You have a bone sticking out!
472
00:29:20,286 --> 00:29:22,292
Dont worry about it, okay?
It happens all the time.
473
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,776
Are you just gonna stand there
or are you gonna go get the other one?
474
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,466
I think we can make
it out to that road,
475
00:29:32,491 --> 00:29:33,544
if you help me, okay?
476
00:29:33,569 --> 00:29:34,350
What?
477
00:29:37,104 --> 00:29:39,681
You just pull gun on
me and my ex-friend,
478
00:29:39,706 --> 00:29:41,783
and now youre
asking me for help?
479
00:29:43,201 --> 00:29:43,971
Look.
480
00:29:45,549 --> 00:29:47,705
That guy, hes got asthma.
481
00:29:47,884 --> 00:29:51,205
Alright he wont make it
two feet without wheezing.
482
00:29:51,432 --> 00:29:53,463
Please listen to me. Your ex-
483
00:29:53,721 --> 00:29:55,808
Your friend
My ex-friend.
484
00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:57,317
Oh my God, your fat friend.
485
00:29:57,767 --> 00:29:58,692
Ex-friends.
486
00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:00,572
Will outrun him.
487
00:30:01,111 --> 00:30:03,212
Please, please.
488
00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:05,957
Just help me get to a hospital,
489
00:30:05,982 --> 00:30:08,742
and I will help you
get to your audition.
490
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,099
Audition?
491
00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:11,614
Yes, audition.
492
00:30:12,856 --> 00:30:14,309
Stand up!
493
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,833
God your strong. Okay.
494
00:30:58,167 --> 00:30:58,987
Good evening.
495
00:30:59,104 --> 00:31:05,170
Hello little deary! What are you doing
out here at this time at night? And all alone.
496
00:31:05,549 --> 00:31:07,917
You are alone, right?
497
00:31:08,473 --> 00:31:09,041
Yes.
498
00:31:09,682 --> 00:31:11,729
Oh perfect!
499
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:14,458
I mean, why dont
you come on in?
500
00:31:14,638 --> 00:31:16,112
Come in, little deary.
501
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,822
Thank you so much. Thank you.
502
00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:36,381
Did you see that?
503
00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:39,000
How sexy wind made me?
504
00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:40,919
I didnt even try.
505
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,878
Sorry. I must have missed it.
506
00:31:44,156 --> 00:31:46,949
How could you miss
sexy like Marilyn Monroe.
507
00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:47,933
Stop!
508
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:53,302
Oh, I can not believe you just stopped for this vag bag.
509
00:31:53,415 --> 00:31:55,387
I told you I was with a woman one time
510
00:31:55,412 --> 00:31:58,418
just to see what it was like and
I would never do it again, honey.
511
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:01,219
Dont you honey me, slut.
512
00:32:02,193 --> 00:32:03,522
Sammy, look at her.
513
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,840
Shes obviously in
trouble, looking like
514
00:32:05,865 --> 00:32:07,947
Lindsay Lohan dressed
up like Marilyn Monroe,
515
00:32:08,772 --> 00:32:10,381
after she was found dead.
516
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:11,506
Dolboeb!
517
00:32:12,661 --> 00:32:13,359
Hey girl,
518
00:32:14,411 --> 00:32:16,162
you should not be out
here dressed like that.
519
00:32:16,364 --> 00:32:17,452
You obviously need help.
520
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,840
We need help.
521
00:32:18,865 --> 00:32:19,793
Hes cute.
522
00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:21,479
Cute?
523
00:32:21,979 --> 00:32:25,027
Look at his leg, OMG!
524
00:32:25,455 --> 00:32:27,940
Oh my God, his bones pointing at me.
525
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:31,293
Oh, you would like his bone to point
at you, now wouldnt you Sammy?
526
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:32,908
We have to help him.
527
00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:35,114
No, no, no.
Yes.
528
00:32:35,139 --> 00:32:37,436
I am not getting that
on my upholstery.
529
00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:40,628
Stevie, Stevie... we have to help them!
530
00:32:40,653 --> 00:32:42,741
We have to help them.
No way.
531
00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:45,335
Go back.
And you think hes cute.
532
00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:47,868
We sacrifice!
533
00:32:47,893 --> 00:32:49,785
We sacrifice!
in unison
534
00:32:49,973 --> 00:32:54,182
By the strength of Acaat!
535
00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:56,058
A cat? What cat?
536
00:32:56,168 --> 00:33:00,301
To honor Hunab Ku!
537
00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:05,253
We Sacrifice!
538
00:33:05,386 --> 00:33:07,675
Sacrifice? No! Why?
539
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:10,137
Would someone gag her?
540
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,159
Please!
541
00:33:11,184 --> 00:33:13,770
Why would you sacrifice me? I havent done anything.
542
00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:17,151
Its not about what
youve done deary,
543
00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:21,652
its about what the
Mayan gods will do.
544
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,747
We were going out
545
00:33:23,887 --> 00:33:27,419
to find a sacrifice to protect ourselves
546
00:33:27,544 --> 00:33:32,770
from the devastation and the
disasters predicted by the Mayan calendar
547
00:33:33,059 --> 00:33:35,242
that ended in 2012.
548
00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:37,808
But 2012 came and there was no disaster.
549
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:41,051
Do not interrupt me!!
550
00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:42,620
Besides
551
00:33:43,334 --> 00:33:47,413
if 2012 came and
went as you say,
552
00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:50,278
why would the gods deliver
553
00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:56,093
a perfect sacrifice
to our door step?
554
00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,788
Oh deary dont worry.
555
00:33:59,813 --> 00:34:03,881
Its just a little blood
letting and decapitation.
556
00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:09,547
That man needs our help!
557
00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:11,067
And you think hes cute?
558
00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:12,457
Yeah hes cute!
559
00:34:14,246 --> 00:34:17,361
You have the audacity to get on to me
about the one time I was with a woman
560
00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:18,964
and then tell me you
think another man is cute?
561
00:34:18,989 --> 00:34:20,567
No, no way.
562
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,011
Im definitely not going back!
563
00:34:22,036 --> 00:34:24,000
Go back now.
564
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,377
Speed it up.
565
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:34,165
By the strength of a cat!
566
00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:41,736
What? What?
567
00:34:43,933 --> 00:34:44,628
Sammy?
568
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,876
OMG
569
00:34:49,728 --> 00:34:51,416
That tire is fucked!
570
00:34:51,517 --> 00:34:54,243
Maybe I can blow some air back into it.
571
00:34:55,821 --> 00:34:56,735
Fuck!
572
00:34:58,595 --> 00:34:59,486
Generics.
573
00:35:02,242 --> 00:35:03,102
Sammy!
574
00:35:06,890 --> 00:35:08,522
Maybe someone can help us in there.
575
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,609
In that creepy old house?
576
00:35:12,285 --> 00:35:13,266
I have an idea.
577
00:35:13,324 --> 00:35:16,293
You go over there and see
if anybody can help us,
578
00:35:16,318 --> 00:35:18,831
and Im gonna try to blow
some air back into that tire.
579
00:35:26,349 --> 00:35:28,091
S...S...Stevie...
580
00:35:34,997 --> 00:35:36,442
By the strength of Acaat.
581
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,864
To honor Hunab Ku.
582
00:35:37,889 --> 00:35:39,275
Hunab Ku!
583
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:42,753
Oh I dont know, I kinda like it with this
whole antebellum architectural flare.
584
00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:46,151
Oh get off it Stevie, this house is
neo-eclective and you know it.
585
00:35:46,872 --> 00:35:48,309
doorbell rings
586
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:50,426
door knocking
587
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,051
Michael Angelos Statue of David.
588
00:35:53,767 --> 00:35:54,767
Cellulite.
589
00:35:57,204 --> 00:36:00,348
Would somneone get the door?
590
00:36:01,442 --> 00:36:02,692
door knocking
591
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,161
Hello.
592
00:36:05,106 --> 00:36:08,567
See Stevie, this is karma because you
didnt help that cute guy on the road.
593
00:36:08,592 --> 00:36:10,699
Could you tell me again just how cute he is?
594
00:36:11,942 --> 00:36:13,334
Im gonna call the police.
595
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,925
And he was real cute.
596
00:36:18,074 --> 00:36:19,668
Slut.
597
00:36:21,629 --> 00:36:23,318
He must have thought
you were cute too,
598
00:36:23,343 --> 00:36:25,646
with the way he was popping
that nasty little boner at you.
599
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:32,803
Oh this is my kind of party. Hey!
600
00:36:34,171 --> 00:36:35,358
Im right here Sammie!
601
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,503
Nine-one-one, whats the nature of your emergency?
602
00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:45,471
Help!
603
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,867
This is not my kind of party!
604
00:36:47,867 --> 00:36:49,773
What kind of kinky stuff is this?
605
00:36:49,798 --> 00:36:51,597
This is your fault, Stevie!
606
00:36:51,622 --> 00:36:54,176
This isnt just karma,
its karmageddon!
607
00:36:54,201 --> 00:36:56,091
Do something! Theyre going to kill us!
608
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,907
I want my mommy!
609
00:36:58,932 --> 00:37:01,067
I wish my daddy loved me!
610
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:04,263
screaming
611
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,990
Shut up!
612
00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:15,123
We sacrifice!
613
00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:22,857
Hey, ese!
614
00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,756
What you doin
with that seƱorita?
615
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:26,596
Are you serious right now, holmes?
616
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:29,111
You lookin to have a fiesta
where youre the pinata fool?
617
00:37:36,399 --> 00:37:38,930
Baby bye bye bye. Bye bye!
618
00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:41,407
That was awesome!
619
00:37:41,432 --> 00:37:44,375
I cant believe that fool thought we were gangsters.
620
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,345
Jesus! That pinata line--brilliant!
621
00:37:47,571 --> 00:37:48,540
Up top.
622
00:37:50,097 --> 00:37:51,565
Why dont you back up man.
623
00:37:52,762 --> 00:37:53,567
Are you okay?
624
00:37:55,331 --> 00:37:59,034
Im Jesus, this is Jesse, Jorge, and Carlos.
625
00:37:59,675 --> 00:38:01,511
Im Jesse.
Im Carlos.
626
00:38:01,536 --> 00:38:02,590
I mean, Im Jorge.
627
00:38:03,122 --> 00:38:04,622
Really, you dont know your name?
628
00:38:05,442 --> 00:38:07,112
Were the next big boy-band:
629
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,900
The Hombres.
630
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,333
No man! I dont like that name.
631
00:38:13,581 --> 00:38:15,189
The Front Road Fellas!
632
00:38:15,214 --> 00:38:16,815
Nah, nah thats too derivative.
633
00:38:17,073 --> 00:38:20,221
We should be called
For Her Ears Only.
634
00:38:20,246 --> 00:38:21,706
What do yall think? Cool?
635
00:38:21,731 --> 00:38:22,439
Hell no.
636
00:38:22,464 --> 00:38:24,573
But thats gonna discount our male friends.
637
00:38:24,598 --> 00:38:26,332
Were still working on the name, you know?
638
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:29,600
Bubble gum, boys?
639
00:38:31,704 --> 00:38:33,191
Yeah! The bubble gum boys.
640
00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:34,833
The Bubble Gum Boys?
641
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,968
The Bubble Gum Boys.
642
00:38:35,993 --> 00:38:37,407
We are The Bubble Gum Boys!
643
00:38:37,432 --> 00:38:39,712
cheering
644
00:38:40,768 --> 00:38:41,908
Hey put that gun down.
645
00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:44,393
Put that gun in the glove box with the rest of them.
646
00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,691
Yeah, youre right.
Quit pointing it!
647
00:38:45,716 --> 00:38:46,637
Idiot.
648
00:38:46,662 --> 00:38:48,848
Thats your homeboy.
Thats your son, man.
649
00:38:49,775 --> 00:38:50,661
Need a ride?
650
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:12,974
Please,
651
00:39:12,999 --> 00:39:14,204
promise
652
00:39:15,259 --> 00:39:16,566
youll get me to the hospital.
653
00:39:17,173 --> 00:39:18,501
Ill hold my promise.
654
00:39:18,526 --> 00:39:19,585
You promise?
655
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:23,889
Stop!
656
00:39:24,891 --> 00:39:25,954
Stop!
657
00:39:26,446 --> 00:39:27,407
Stop!
658
00:39:28,072 --> 00:39:31,798
Stop!
659
00:39:35,494 --> 00:39:36,416
Freeze!
660
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,985
What are you doing in here?
661
00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:44,189
This is a private
residence, officers.
662
00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:47,300
Did we just bust in on an orgy?
663
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:50,971
This is going to be one of those
privacy of your own home cases.
664
00:39:51,104 --> 00:39:53,270
No. The broken
down car in front,
665
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:56,034
nine-one-one call,
cell phone on porch.
666
00:39:56,059 --> 00:39:57,471
We had reasonable cause, right?
667
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,182
I dont know,
668
00:39:59,635 --> 00:40:03,178
but Im not gonna stand in
front a judge on that one again.
669
00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:04,299
Youve got that one right.
670
00:40:05,452 --> 00:40:08,599
Maam were sorry to interrupt.
You have a lovely, lovely home.
671
00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:10,679
Continue with your orgy.
672
00:40:11,093 --> 00:40:13,030
mumbling through gag
673
00:40:13,055 --> 00:40:15,062
Oh, just to make sure,
674
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,694
everyone in here is a
consenting adult, right?
675
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,461
Oh, certainly, yes.
676
00:40:20,055 --> 00:40:20,860
Good, okay.
677
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,375
We are not consenting; theyre going to sacrifice us!
678
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,165
Shut up!
679
00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:27,657
Freeze!
680
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:31,057
This is a religious act,
681
00:40:31,212 --> 00:40:32,337
officers.
682
00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:36,079
Separation of church and state.
683
00:40:36,673 --> 00:40:38,492
Does that include human sacrifices?
684
00:40:38,573 --> 00:40:40,265
Shes confusing me.
685
00:40:40,434 --> 00:40:42,068
I dont know.
686
00:40:42,093 --> 00:40:43,086
I dont either.
687
00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:45,936
Wish wed paid more
attention in training.
688
00:40:45,961 --> 00:40:46,968
You got that right.
689
00:40:46,993 --> 00:40:48,142
If you like,
690
00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:51,595
I can show you
our 501k paperwork
691
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:55,776
to prove were all in
legitimate, non-profit status.
692
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,501
What you think?
693
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:09,314
I dont know. You know my answer.
694
00:41:09,907 --> 00:41:11,936
Okay, okay. Okay great.
695
00:41:12,414 --> 00:41:13,588
Thats all we need.
696
00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:16,867
Sorry to interrupt your religious act.
697
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:18,196
What?
698
00:41:18,221 --> 00:41:20,024
mumbling through gags
699
00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:21,321
Have a good night.
700
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,426
We sacrifice!!
701
00:41:29,451 --> 00:41:30,844
door knocks
702
00:41:31,233 --> 00:41:34,037
Oh!! What now!!
703
00:41:36,865 --> 00:41:39,381
Its just us again. Sorry to interrupt.
704
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:43,756
But its our protocol to take someone
back to our captain back to the station.
705
00:41:44,248 --> 00:41:45,950
If its not too much
trouble of course.
706
00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:48,041
Why dont you give
me this one, right here,
707
00:41:48,350 --> 00:41:50,654
and keep the other
two for your religious act.
708
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,748
Fine!
709
00:42:12,576 --> 00:42:13,781
Sorry to bother you.
710
00:42:14,412 --> 00:42:16,123
Happy sacrificing.
711
00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:33,293
You are not dying ok?
712
00:42:33,731 --> 00:42:34,794
Youre not dying.
713
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:36,177
Ive lost a lot of blood.
714
00:42:37,247 --> 00:42:39,901
I cant feel my face.
No, you can feel your face.
715
00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:42,840
You cant feel your face. You are not dying.
716
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,082
Hes dead.
717
00:42:52,755 --> 00:42:53,582
Sorry.
718
00:43:03,153 --> 00:43:04,387
You promised me.
719
00:43:06,394 --> 00:43:10,198
I will take you to hospital,
And you will take me to my audition!
720
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:14,816
I will take you to hospital!
and you will take me to my audition!
721
00:43:15,567 --> 00:43:17,574
You promise me.
722
00:43:20,527 --> 00:43:21,902
You lied to me.
723
00:43:22,401 --> 00:43:24,965
You promise me.
724
00:43:25,168 --> 00:43:27,698
I have audition to go.
725
00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:45,472
Now that card could have this whole
country bankrupt in a month,
726
00:43:46,201 --> 00:43:48,630
and you lost the only lead to retrieving it!
727
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:49,475
Are you kidding me?
728
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:50,451
No!
729
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,044
Right.
730
00:43:53,818 --> 00:43:56,763
A Russian girl, with no I.D.,
731
00:43:57,443 --> 00:43:59,380
that you think is somewhere in the city.
732
00:43:59,748 --> 00:44:00,957
Come on now.
733
00:44:00,982 --> 00:44:05,013
Weve got APBs out for her and
the two girls she arrived with.
734
00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:08,967
We contacted the Russian embassy,
are running TV ads... also..
735
00:44:15,574 --> 00:44:17,442
Yes ! What do you got?
736
00:44:18,349 --> 00:44:19,908
Would you do something about him?
737
00:44:20,067 --> 00:44:21,067
Hes a hand full.
738
00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:22,733
You want another partner?
739
00:44:23,012 --> 00:44:24,849
Great! Fantastic!
740
00:44:26,161 --> 00:44:30,410
Sir! A Russian girl claiming
to be Natasha Zaitseva--
741
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,154
I dont know how
to say her last name.
742
00:44:32,179 --> 00:44:36,702
But she dropped the dead body off of a
Herman Muehler at Cedars-Sinai.
743
00:44:38,905 --> 00:44:41,100
Shes leaving a trail of dead bodies.
744
00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:43,484
What is this girl, a preying mantis or what?
745
00:44:43,533 --> 00:44:47,146
We got her!
746
00:44:47,171 --> 00:44:50,200
Yeah! We got her! We got her!
747
00:44:50,225 --> 00:44:57,223
sings
We got her!
748
00:44:57,248 --> 00:45:00,407
Enough! Alex get him off my desk.
749
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:09,121
If you ever do that again,
750
00:45:10,270 --> 00:45:12,787
Ill have your
fricking badge.
751
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,718
You let her go!
752
00:45:20,515 --> 00:45:23,210
Dont you stop anybody from
bringing in dead bodies?
753
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,593
In an accidental death?
754
00:45:24,718 --> 00:45:25,718
Accidental?
755
00:45:25,898 --> 00:45:26,921
Accidental?
756
00:45:27,022 --> 00:45:28,038
Accidental?
757
00:45:29,585 --> 00:45:30,343
Come here!
758
00:45:32,358 --> 00:45:35,030
Hes has a femur
sticking out of his leg!
759
00:45:35,131 --> 00:45:36,561
Thats not accidental!
760
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:37,780
Actually, thats not a femur.
761
00:45:38,117 --> 00:45:39,053
shushes
762
00:45:39,443 --> 00:45:41,912
Well I know where Natalia Zaitseva went.
763
00:45:42,270 --> 00:45:43,044
You do?
764
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:46,184
Thank you.
765
00:45:48,027 --> 00:45:48,848
Thank you.
766
00:45:49,661 --> 00:45:50,659
You can go now.
767
00:45:50,684 --> 00:45:51,434
Dont push me!
768
00:45:51,459 --> 00:45:52,992
Ill push if I want to!
769
00:45:53,178 --> 00:45:54,450
Now get out of here!
770
00:45:58,559 --> 00:45:59,980
Why didnt you say anything? to nurse
771
00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:01,720
Um, Ive been trying to.
772
00:46:01,832 --> 00:46:04,346
She was hysterical
out of her mind.
773
00:46:04,371 --> 00:46:06,550
They tranqued her and
sent her to the mental ward.
774
00:46:06,956 --> 00:46:08,173
Mental ward?
775
00:46:08,878 --> 00:46:09,886
Crazy people?
776
00:46:10,965 --> 00:46:11,965
Thank you.
777
00:46:12,699 --> 00:46:15,102
Alex, lets go! We are
going to the mental ward
778
00:46:15,298 --> 00:46:16,489
where the crazy people are.
779
00:46:16,896 --> 00:46:18,480
Maybe well find room for you.
780
00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:22,160
Working with you, Ill shoot in my head cheff.
781
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:36,700
Who are you?
782
00:46:36,973 --> 00:46:38,374
Im Doctor Paxton,
783
00:46:38,856 --> 00:46:40,535
but you can call me Doctor.
784
00:46:40,996 --> 00:46:42,004
Or sir.
785
00:46:42,715 --> 00:46:44,402
Or Sir Doctor.
786
00:46:45,481 --> 00:46:46,927
Take a deep breath.
787
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:52,288
Silly me.
788
00:46:52,629 --> 00:46:55,699
You do this so many times in a
day and you get ahead of yourself.
789
00:46:57,364 --> 00:47:00,558
Now take a deep breath.
790
00:47:03,533 --> 00:47:04,533
Where am I?
791
00:47:04,986 --> 00:47:06,953
The examination room.
792
00:47:11,378 --> 00:47:12,697
Just as I feared.
793
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,743
Were going to
have to do an enema.
794
00:47:18,118 --> 00:47:19,127
Bend over.
795
00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:19,957
Paxton!
796
00:47:20,454 --> 00:47:22,642
What did I tell you about
messing with new patients?
797
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,433
Time to take your medication.
798
00:47:35,314 --> 00:47:36,142
Meds?
799
00:47:36,492 --> 00:47:37,633
Medication.
800
00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:41,814
No. Im not taking meds.
801
00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:43,782
You want to do this the hard way, huh?
802
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:46,199
Oh you gonna take
this medication today.
803
00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:49,116
Do you understand me? You
gonna take this medication!
804
00:48:01,991 --> 00:48:04,648
We need to discuss my fee.
805
00:48:05,367 --> 00:48:07,167
Get away from me, Paxton!
806
00:48:12,006 --> 00:48:13,912
Did you save your pills for me?
807
00:48:15,467 --> 00:48:18,349
Under the tongue? In your cheeks?
808
00:48:18,883 --> 00:48:21,476
Oh come on! People pay good
money for those pills.
809
00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:25,718
Hi.
810
00:48:26,288 --> 00:48:27,327
You want to get out of here?
811
00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:29,920
Yes!
shushes
812
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,382
Im busting out.
813
00:48:33,351 --> 00:48:34,531
You can come with me.
814
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,210
When?
815
00:48:36,301 --> 00:48:37,367
Now.
816
00:48:52,925 --> 00:48:55,589
singing
Girl I wanna be with you.
817
00:48:55,910 --> 00:48:58,542
clapping
Woo!
818
00:48:58,567 --> 00:48:59,549
Thank you.
819
00:49:00,152 --> 00:49:04,553
Im Jesus, this is
Jesse, Jorge, and Carlos.
820
00:49:04,925 --> 00:49:06,683
Were the Bubble Gum Boys.
821
00:49:15,390 --> 00:49:18,913
Why dont you go up there
and do a number for us?
822
00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:21,242
Yeah, come on.
823
00:49:22,171 --> 00:49:23,131
You got this.
824
00:49:23,823 --> 00:49:24,722
You sure.
825
00:49:25,206 --> 00:49:26,683
Yeah, were sure.
Were sure.
826
00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:29,261
Okay.
827
00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:32,103
Yeah!
clapping
828
00:49:33,556 --> 00:49:34,626
I got the bag.
829
00:49:34,651 --> 00:49:36,889
Give me the mask, give me the
guns, were gonna get this money.
830
00:49:36,914 --> 00:49:38,362
Were gonna to go to Mexico.
Yeah, were serious.
831
00:49:38,387 --> 00:49:39,163
What is the bag for?
832
00:49:39,188 --> 00:49:41,727
Hey, this time dont bitch out, alright.
833
00:49:42,325 --> 00:49:44,637
Im being serious.
Come on, lets do this.
834
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:58,240
Brenda! What is going on here?
835
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,154
Let her up.
836
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,756
I apologize for the rude awakening.
837
00:50:06,021 --> 00:50:09,006
You should sue! Im Graham Paxton, attorney at law.
838
00:50:09,031 --> 00:50:10,857
If you dont win,
I dont get paid.
839
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,114
Call the number
on your screen now!
840
00:50:13,139 --> 00:50:14,295
Come here, you!
841
00:50:17,452 --> 00:50:18,900
Why am I here?
842
00:50:19,906 --> 00:50:24,521
You had a dangerous and acute mental episode
brought on by extreme stress and depression.
843
00:50:24,843 --> 00:50:26,535
You were placed here
for your own protection.
844
00:50:27,288 --> 00:50:30,945
If you would officially check yourself
in, we would like to examine you further.
845
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,466
I have been examined enough.
846
00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:35,719
And where my dress?
847
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:37,635
Its in the enfermery.
848
00:50:38,225 --> 00:50:38,998
This way.
849
00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:00,093
One bra, red.
850
00:51:02,131 --> 00:51:04,608
One dress, black.
851
00:51:07,033 --> 00:51:09,329
A pair of panties, red.
852
00:51:11,063 --> 00:51:13,917
A pair of heels.
Beige, predominately.
853
00:51:16,883 --> 00:51:18,914
One card, black.
854
00:51:20,859 --> 00:51:27,336
You can change in there. When you finished leave the gown here outside. A cab will meet you outside to take you to any destination within L.A. County.
855
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,172
You let her go?
856
00:51:30,367 --> 00:51:32,734
Get off my desk, please.
857
00:51:33,533 --> 00:51:34,955
Ill get off your desk?
858
00:51:34,980 --> 00:51:36,667
This is what Ill
get off your desk!
859
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:38,377
Ill get this off your
desk. This off your desk.
860
00:51:38,402 --> 00:51:39,867
This. This.
861
00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:42,833
Does no one pay any attention to APBs?
862
00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:46,365
This is what Im
talking about Alex!
863
00:51:46,725 --> 00:51:48,561
Were supposed to
be on the same team!
864
00:51:48,586 --> 00:51:49,828
We are on the same team.
No!
865
00:51:49,853 --> 00:51:53,141
Yes. Yes. We are on the same team.
No. No. No.
866
00:51:53,233 --> 00:51:55,188
Thank you for your time, Dr. Dickens.
867
00:51:55,392 --> 00:51:57,806
Same team Alex! The same team!
Yeah same team.
868
00:51:57,831 --> 00:51:58,954
You dont understand!
869
00:51:58,979 --> 00:52:01,251
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
870
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:08,150
Anya, Lalya, we...
871
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:10,900
I made it.
872
00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:22,111
Lalya rapping
873
00:52:25,971 --> 00:52:27,626
Is that what they call music?
874
00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,401
Oh fuck me!
875
00:52:35,074 --> 00:52:38,792
continuous rapping
876
00:52:40,315 --> 00:52:42,909
Uhm, I dont think rap is your style.
877
00:52:43,534 --> 00:52:44,870
I think I got a better idea.
878
00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:47,062
I think we should pick a slower song.
879
00:52:47,588 --> 00:52:50,994
Maybe, uhm, this one?
880
00:52:51,408 --> 00:52:53,198
Got it? Yeah.
881
00:52:53,806 --> 00:52:55,517
That girl needs Jesus in her life.
882
00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:57,853
Shes whack.
Seriously, eh.
883
00:52:57,878 --> 00:53:00,276
Alright, eh, were gonna do this shit alright?
884
00:53:04,808 --> 00:53:08,730
piano plays
885
00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:14,503
We want the money and the tip jar. Come on.
886
00:53:14,933 --> 00:53:16,448
What are you waiting for?
887
00:53:23,972 --> 00:53:27,589
singing
888
00:53:43,633 --> 00:53:44,281
startled
889
00:53:44,828 --> 00:53:46,227
Im Batman.
890
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:47,788
I can see it.
891
00:53:48,944 --> 00:53:52,913
Mommy, can I take a picture
with Marilyn Monroe please?
892
00:53:53,209 --> 00:53:54,505
Oh sure honey!
893
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,577
Lets go. Lets take a picture.
894
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,695
Excuse me?
Yes?
895
00:54:20,914 --> 00:54:22,235
Is this you?
896
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:27,751
Natalia Zaitseva is wanted by the FBI for
questioning in a double murder
897
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:30,667
Oh my God, Yes.
898
00:54:30,692 --> 00:54:32,121
Yeah.
Oh my God.
899
00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,824
Look at this. Its me.
900
00:54:35,136 --> 00:54:36,683
Im already famous.
901
00:54:36,956 --> 00:54:38,066
I cant believe it.
902
00:54:45,587 --> 00:54:47,284
Excuse me. Its not me.
903
00:54:47,449 --> 00:54:48,034
Yeah.
904
00:54:48,893 --> 00:54:51,282
This is probably some mistake.
905
00:54:52,237 --> 00:54:54,379
Put your phone down.
Put your phone down.
906
00:54:54,404 --> 00:54:56,268
Its not me. I said its not me.
907
00:55:19,939 --> 00:55:21,567
Your feet are so small.
908
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:30,736
Natasha Za-stammering
909
00:55:30,761 --> 00:55:32,078
How do you pronounce
your last name?
910
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:33,492
Zaitseva.
911
00:55:38,328 --> 00:55:39,257
Search her.
912
00:55:43,033 --> 00:55:44,747
Guys, this is stupid.
913
00:55:45,337 --> 00:55:49,290
You put your masks on in the
bar. We all saw your faces.
914
00:55:49,798 --> 00:55:53,015
You announced your names
after you sang karaoke.
915
00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:56,219
Jesse, Jesus, Jorge,
916
00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:57,344
George.
Im Jesus!
917
00:55:57,369 --> 00:55:58,497
Whatever
918
00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:00,790
Ok, ok, ok...
919
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,067
I got something.
920
00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:03,110
The card! Yes!
921
00:57:06,766 --> 00:57:07,430
What?
922
00:57:08,126 --> 00:57:09,617
What are you doing? Ow!
923
00:57:10,923 --> 00:57:14,313
singing
924
01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:10,738
Hey Georgy,
925
01:01:12,272 --> 01:01:13,132
you forgot your bag.
926
01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:21,655
Were the bubblegum boys.
927
01:01:22,264 --> 01:01:23,944
Were still working on a name, you know.
928
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:25,889
Can I get another pint?
929
01:01:30,084 --> 01:01:32,279
You must have got something from them.
930
01:01:32,506 --> 01:01:33,114
Nothing!
931
01:01:33,779 --> 01:01:36,575
They were just here at the wrong time at the wrong place.
932
01:01:36,654 --> 01:01:37,735
They were pawns!
933
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,350
Naive girls, here
for some audition.
934
01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:42,529
Beautiful Russia Girl Number One.
935
01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:43,787
What?
936
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,849
Beautiful Russia Girl Number One.
937
01:01:46,842 --> 01:01:48,037
knocking
938
01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:52,144
Sir, you told me to report as soon as
I finished the analytics on the card.
939
01:01:52,598 --> 01:01:53,598
Yeah?
940
01:01:54,613 --> 01:01:56,222
Well, I finished the analytics on the card.
941
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:57,700
Yeah, and?
942
01:01:58,168 --> 01:02:01,769
Well, first of all, Ive never seen
anything like it, its brilliant!
943
01:02:02,035 --> 01:02:05,111
Whenever you buy something with it--and you
can buy anything you want, theres no limit-
944
01:02:05,136 --> 01:02:08,716
-it draws funds directly from the U.S.
Treasury at an exponentially growing rate,
945
01:02:08,716 --> 01:02:08,723
-it draws funds directly from the U.S.
Treasury at an exponentially growing rate,
but it does so using
an evolving algorithm,
946
01:02:08,723 --> 01:02:10,403
but it does so using
an evolving algorithm,
947
01:02:10,428 --> 01:02:14,193
so two dollars could become two thousand
dollars or even two hundred thousand dollars,
948
01:02:15,169 --> 01:02:17,848
and then it routes that money through
a series, a web of bank accounts.
949
01:02:17,873 --> 01:02:19,859
These are average, innocent
citizens bank accounts, you know,
950
01:02:19,859 --> 01:02:19,873
These are average, innocent
citizens bank accounts, you know,
from lower and middle class people all the
way up to millionaires and billionaires--
951
01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,895
from lower and middle class people all the
way up to millionaires and billionaires--
952
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,483
withdrawing money here,
depositing money there--
953
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:27,954
A the end of the day, somebody could wake up and find theyve
moved up from the lowerclass to the upper class overnight,
954
01:02:27,979 --> 01:02:29,806
or a millionaire could
discover hes broke!
955
01:02:29,831 --> 01:02:32,454
But in the end, huge
pools of U.S. money from
956
01:02:32,479 --> 01:02:36,087
each transaction on the card ends up in a completely
disguised bank account, or accounts plural.
957
01:02:36,822 --> 01:02:41,059
The only chance of finding them is spending money on the
card, inputting the original algorithm from the card,
958
01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:43,307
and monitoring the U.S. Treasury
and banks throughout the nation,
959
01:02:43,332 --> 01:02:47,042
knowing the variables of what was
spent of course, visible account activity, etcetera,
960
01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:49,710
and try to solve for the unknown
variables, but thats risky;
961
01:02:50,457 --> 01:02:54,121
this card could bankrupt the
whole country in like a week.
962
01:02:57,267 --> 01:03:00,200
Did either of you just understand what he just said?
963
01:03:00,993 --> 01:03:02,657
Did he even breathe during all that?
964
01:03:02,759 --> 01:03:06,396
Basically, whenever you use the card,
it steals money from the Treasury,
965
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,646
scrambles the money through bank
accounts throughout the country,
966
01:03:09,671 --> 01:03:11,536
and drops it in an
untraceable account.
967
01:03:11,993 --> 01:03:14,743
Now with the card, we have a chance
of discovering where the money goes,
968
01:03:15,064 --> 01:03:17,150
but risk bankrupting the
whole country in a week.
969
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,473
Thats essentially right.
970
01:03:18,482 --> 01:03:21,255
Ah you know what? There is
a tracking device in the card
971
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,727
that I may or may not have
triggered when scanning it
972
01:03:23,752 --> 01:03:27,817
So using the card would most likely
draw out the account, or accounts plural,
973
01:03:27,842 --> 01:03:29,903
holder in an attempt
to retrieve the card.
974
01:03:29,928 --> 01:03:31,901
But, I mean, thats
also a risky plan, its like,
975
01:03:31,926 --> 01:03:34,255
a trillion dollars could
just vanish like that!
976
01:03:34,613 --> 01:03:37,621
Oh my God, this card is brilliant.
977
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,611
So we use our newly acquired
pawns to draw out our criminal.
978
01:03:52,809 --> 01:03:53,692
So uhh...
979
01:03:54,059 --> 01:03:55,270
Give the girls back the card.
980
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,200
Sir, I dont think thats a--
981
01:03:57,225 --> 01:03:59,075
Shut up, Edwards! You chatter too much.
982
01:04:00,184 --> 01:04:00,887
Alright.
983
01:04:17,233 --> 01:04:18,233
Anya!
984
01:04:18,615 --> 01:04:19,590
Natasha.
985
01:04:36,033 --> 01:04:37,154
I thought you two were friends.
986
01:04:39,986 --> 01:04:43,160
Youll have to pretend that youre
friends because you have a new job,
987
01:04:45,872 --> 01:04:47,236
working for the FBI.
988
01:04:47,767 --> 01:04:48,618
A job?
989
01:04:49,165 --> 01:04:51,142
Yes. A job is--
990
01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:52,758
I know what job means.
991
01:04:52,901 --> 01:04:54,368
Really? Then why did you ask?
992
01:04:56,033 --> 01:04:57,073
What kind of job?
993
01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:59,416
Going on a shopping spree.
994
01:05:08,015 --> 01:05:09,100
For safe keeping.
995
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,723
Beauty salon please.
996
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:20,014
Most expensive one.
997
01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:10,867
For two dresses?
998
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:13,687
These two can bankrupt the whole country in a week!
999
01:06:15,397 --> 01:06:16,913
This was a bad idea.
1000
01:06:18,529 --> 01:06:19,490
Lets go!
1001
01:06:22,435 --> 01:06:24,769
Jorges cousin just took
over Estudios Mexicana.
1002
01:06:24,794 --> 01:06:27,606
Theyre looking for actors
to turn into big stars.
1003
01:06:27,974 --> 01:06:30,645
Especially those who know
how to sing and dance.
1004
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:34,349
So weve been casing that bar for
months to get the money to go down there.
1005
01:06:34,756 --> 01:06:37,738
With that voice, you done
become an overnight success.
1006
01:06:38,106 --> 01:06:39,428
You gotta come with us.
1007
01:06:39,845 --> 01:06:42,201
Im supposed to go to audition tonight.
1008
01:06:42,396 --> 01:06:43,832
Were not really asking.
1009
01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,248
You have to come with us.
1010
01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:47,790
Oh...
1011
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,087
Well, I dont go to
audition anyway.
1012
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:52,353
Why not?
1013
01:06:53,095 --> 01:06:56,126
Because I do not like what
it does to my friendships.
1014
01:06:57,982 --> 01:07:01,242
But I dont want to
go Mexico alone.
1015
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:01,962
Alone?
1016
01:07:02,771 --> 01:07:04,574
Everythings about connections.
1017
01:07:04,599 --> 01:07:07,192
Forget this town,
everythings bottled up.
1018
01:07:07,771 --> 01:07:11,482
We got the connections that will
make you a world famous singer in Mexico.
1019
01:07:12,067 --> 01:07:14,591
Come on lets just go!
You know you want to roll!
1020
01:07:18,309 --> 01:07:18,985
OK.
1021
01:07:19,981 --> 01:07:20,746
Im in.
1022
01:07:21,777 --> 01:07:24,867
But I have one request....
1023
01:07:28,267 --> 01:07:30,467
Girlfriend, youre with us now!
1024
01:07:40,767 --> 01:07:44,017
Do you think all girls here pretend
to be Beautiful Russia Girl Number One?
1025
01:07:46,602 --> 01:07:48,306
Lets narrow down the competition.
1026
01:07:50,309 --> 01:07:52,109
Excuse me where the bar is?
1027
01:07:52,367 --> 01:07:53,946
I think is over there.
1028
01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:55,320
Thank you.
1029
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,338
Okay.
1030
01:08:08,363 --> 01:08:11,152
Youre our last two for tonight so lets get this going.
1031
01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:24,097
What are you doing?
1032
01:08:25,714 --> 01:08:27,120
This how Americans say hello.
1033
01:08:31,855 --> 01:08:32,831
Stop it.
1034
01:08:34,007 --> 01:08:35,355
Where are yall from?
1035
01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:36,655
Russia.
1036
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:38,400
Really?
1037
01:08:46,695 --> 01:08:48,642
Where is she going?
I dont know.
1038
01:09:14,967 --> 01:09:16,654
Actually, I am from Russia too.
1039
01:09:16,818 --> 01:09:19,474
Of course you are.
I love the accent.
1040
01:09:19,599 --> 01:09:20,780
How long you been in L.A.?
1041
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:22,388
We came for this audition.
1042
01:09:22,974 --> 01:09:24,434
Wait wait wait..
1043
01:09:25,748 --> 01:09:27,877
You came all the way from Russia
1044
01:09:28,864 --> 01:09:30,201
for this audition?
1045
01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:34,325
Actually, I would like to audition
for Beautiful Russia Girl #2.
1046
01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:41,185
clapping
1047
01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:43,115
Weve done seen enough.
1048
01:09:43,365 --> 01:09:45,756
You got the looks,
you got the voice.
1049
01:09:46,990 --> 01:09:47,927
They want us.
1050
01:09:50,544 --> 01:09:51,958
They want us!
1051
01:09:55,771 --> 01:09:58,504
Thatll be nine hundred fifty dollars
and youre both in the film.
1052
01:09:59,801 --> 01:10:01,513
We pay you?
1053
01:10:03,020 --> 01:10:05,088
Yeah, this is the way things
work in Hollywood nowadays.
1054
01:10:05,113 --> 01:10:06,919
Its called crowd funding.
1055
01:10:07,234 --> 01:10:09,093
Its investing in yourself.
1056
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:10,390
laughs
1057
01:10:11,651 --> 01:10:13,304
You also get a producers credit.
1058
01:10:14,148 --> 01:10:15,639
Its a scam.
1059
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:17,684
No, no, no. Its not a scam.
1060
01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:21,401
Weve had the most success weve
had today, than any other day.
1061
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,762
I know. Its like every girl who came in here was drunk.
1062
01:10:23,787 --> 01:10:24,660
Yeah.
1063
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,918
Bottom line, we dont need
you to make this movie.
1064
01:10:28,426 --> 01:10:32,167
But if you want to be a part,
nine hundred fifty dollars.
1065
01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:34,989
It is scam!
1066
01:10:36,701 --> 01:10:38,963
Fine. Were done for the night.
1067
01:10:39,049 --> 01:10:40,686
Thank you for your time.
1068
01:10:41,998 --> 01:10:43,272
Wait, wait please.
1069
01:10:43,896 --> 01:10:46,200
Oh, youre in?
1070
01:10:46,404 --> 01:10:48,106
Oh, wow. There we go. Lets get that.
1071
01:10:48,131 --> 01:10:49,029
Thank you.
1072
01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:52,067
Alright, well that will be
950 dollars each.
1073
01:10:52,092 --> 01:10:53,238
Comes to 1900 total.
1074
01:10:53,263 --> 01:10:57,419
Russian woman one and two
or Russian woman one and one?
1075
01:10:58,178 --> 01:10:59,569
One and two.
1076
01:11:01,499 --> 01:11:02,420
There you go.
1077
01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:05,631
Alright ladies , welcome to Hollywood!
1078
01:11:06,373 --> 01:11:09,217
gunshots
screaming
1079
01:11:11,740 --> 01:11:13,826
I believe that card belongs to me.
1080
01:11:17,348 --> 01:11:19,654
Scam, scam, scam!
1081
01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:24,264
screaming
1082
01:11:27,913 --> 01:11:30,124
gunshots
1083
01:11:32,210 --> 01:11:34,179
gunshot
screaming
1084
01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:37,945
FBI!
Freeze!
1085
01:11:41,429 --> 01:11:42,437
No pulse.
1086
01:11:43,077 --> 01:11:44,874
Stand down.
All clear.
1087
01:11:55,944 --> 01:11:57,759
Ladies. You done good.
1088
01:11:58,928 --> 01:12:00,453
Your English is not so good.
1089
01:12:00,853 --> 01:12:02,162
You didnt do that good.
1090
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,170
Natasha.
1091
01:12:14,529 --> 01:12:16,909
How does it feel to have a dream?
1092
01:12:16,934 --> 01:12:17,962
I didnt have a dream.
1093
01:12:17,987 --> 01:12:19,708
It was all scam.
1094
01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,410
But you didnt know that at first.
1095
01:12:21,435 --> 01:12:23,285
Yeah, for a moment, you
were cast in a movie
1096
01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:26,200
after going on a shopping
spree on Rodeo Drive.
1097
01:12:26,457 --> 01:12:28,472
Yes, How did that feel?
1098
01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:30,941
It felt good.
1099
01:12:31,993 --> 01:12:34,327
But it wasnt worth losing Lalya over.
1100
01:12:35,446 --> 01:12:39,368
Well I dont know about Lalya,
but at least you didnt lose Anya.
1101
01:12:42,665 --> 01:12:43,608
Yeah, youre right.
1102
01:12:43,633 --> 01:12:45,055
Friendship can make it through a lot
1103
01:12:46,211 --> 01:12:48,460
Get your hands off my head!
1104
01:12:48,485 --> 01:12:49,500
What do you think
this is?
1105
01:12:49,525 --> 01:12:54,922
A bank meltdown today had people all over the U.S.
seeing fluctuations in their bank account balances.
1106
01:12:54,947 --> 01:12:59,460
It is estimated that it will cost the nation
just over a trillion dollars in bailouts.
1107
01:12:59,765 --> 01:13:04,017
Many worry the governments Chinese
creditors will call the U.S. on its debt.
1108
01:13:04,567 --> 01:13:06,205
A trillion dollars?
1109
01:13:06,728 --> 01:13:08,556
Do you think this is gonna come down on us?
1110
01:13:09,119 --> 01:13:09,805
Come on!
1111
01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:16,000
Are you friends with Lalya Saratova?
1112
01:13:16,210 --> 01:13:17,675
Uh, yes?
1113
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:18,700
Come with me.
1114
01:13:19,735 --> 01:13:23,368
Anya! He found Lalya! Lets go!
1115
01:13:35,907 --> 01:13:40,308
screaming
1116
01:14:11,566 --> 01:14:13,198
Whats up, bitches?
1117
01:14:13,394 --> 01:14:15,167
screams
1118
01:14:15,604 --> 01:14:16,503
Lalya!
1119
01:14:31,504 --> 01:14:32,528
Hey.
1120
01:14:38,535 --> 01:14:39,400
See you around.
1121
01:14:57,074 --> 01:14:59,000
So, where are we?
1122
01:14:59,601 --> 01:15:00,801
Me-me-me-Mexico.
1123
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,473
Thats good girl.
1124
01:15:03,151 --> 01:15:06,417
I had enough of this Hollywood and United States.
1125
01:15:06,613 --> 01:15:08,995
I think we helped to make
it a province of China anyway.
1126
01:15:11,206 --> 01:15:12,314
Where we going?
1127
01:15:12,534 --> 01:15:13,780
Estudios Mexicano.
1128
01:15:13,805 --> 01:15:15,401
I have so much to tell you.
1129
01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:17,221
It is off the hook.
1130
01:15:17,424 --> 01:15:18,213
Woo!
1131
01:15:18,752 --> 01:15:20,112
Do you know how to drive now?
1132
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:21,955
I learned.
1133
01:15:31,869 --> 01:15:32,838
Sorry.
73398
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