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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:26,531 --> 00:00:30,166 It's the year 50 BC, 4 00:00:30,244 --> 00:00:33,095 All of Gaul is occupied by the Romans, 5 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,757 All?... No! 6 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:38,002 One small village of indomitable Gauls 7 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:41,439 still resists the invaders, 8 00:00:41,566 --> 00:00:44,228 Under strict surveillance by the Roman camps of 9 00:00:44,229 --> 00:00:47,947 Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium, 10 00:00:47,971 --> 00:00:51,155 all these Gauls enjoy their peaceful days, 11 00:00:51,224 --> 00:00:54,030 All?... Not quite. 12 00:00:54,076 --> 00:00:58,044 This morning, one of them awoke well before the others, 13 00:00:58,854 --> 00:01:00,966 Bon voyage, Telegraphix. 14 00:01:02,697 --> 00:01:05,142 While Gauls may be indomitable 15 00:01:05,143 --> 00:01:08,661 nobody said their hearts can't be conquered.☻ 16 00:01:09,429 --> 00:01:12,506 For several months, Lovesix's heart 17 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:16,621 beats only for Irina, Princess of Greece. 18 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:04,609 ASTERIX AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES 19 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,887 Princess, look. Telegraphix is back. 20 00:04:11,449 --> 00:04:13,794 What did you bring me this time? 21 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:20,722 Ah! 22 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:29,136 This morning, Irina, I begin my long voyage 23 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:32,343 And your love, undoubtedly will guide my steps 24 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:35,903 Soon your eyes will finally see my face. 25 00:04:36,148 --> 00:04:40,277 In three moons, my sweet. My heart is yours. 26 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,954 Three moons... 27 00:05:10,358 --> 00:05:14,325 OLYMPIC GAMES SELECTION OF BEST ATHLETES You too can be a God of the stadium 28 00:05:23,011 --> 00:05:25,003 Hello, is this the entrance? 29 00:05:25,005 --> 00:05:27,416 - Back of the line. - Half-pint! 30 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:30,130 - Cool it! - Go sweep the stadium! 31 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,636 STAFF ENTRANCE NOW HIRING 32 00:05:35,259 --> 00:05:36,586 Pardon. 33 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,556 Never! I'll never marry him! 34 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:51,600 Tut, tut, tut! 35 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:55,604 I promised Caesar! You'll marry his son Brutus at the closing ceremony! 36 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,888 You owe it to your people to make Roman occupation more bearable. 37 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:00,248 How can you, father, 38 00:06:00,249 --> 00:06:03,518 who embodied the grandeur of our civilization, 39 00:06:03,519 --> 00:06:05,783 submit to a tyrant's orders? 40 00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:10,444 Look, Caesar rules the world. That's just how it is! 41 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:12,704 I won't marry Brutus 42 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:14,626 because I love another. 43 00:06:14,627 --> 00:06:17,058 Yeah, your mysterious Prince Charming, 44 00:06:17,059 --> 00:06:19,346 scribbler of syrupy parchments. 45 00:06:19,347 --> 00:06:20,434 Oh... hey. 46 00:06:20,435 --> 00:06:22,337 I fell in love with his words. 47 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,439 Oh! 48 00:06:23,521 --> 00:06:25,425 The words of a poet 49 00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:28,048 deeply engraved in me. 50 00:06:28,975 --> 00:06:32,119 Apollo himself, couldn't make me forget them. 51 00:06:36,557 --> 00:06:38,484 Maybe Brutus writes them. 52 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:42,487 Brutus is a valiant, virtuous, upstanding person. 53 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:46,579 An intrepid horseman too, I'm told. 54 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,503 Oh, yes! 55 00:07:06,554 --> 00:07:08,437 Praetorians, halt! 56 00:07:08,485 --> 00:07:09,806 Woah! 57 00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:13,001 We weren't expecting you, oh, Brutus. 58 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:21,627 Tweety! 59 00:07:23,272 --> 00:07:24,831 Tweety! 60 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:30,579 No. Gently, Tweety! 61 00:07:31,616 --> 00:07:32,996 Easy! Easy! 62 00:07:48,698 --> 00:07:50,256 It's nothing... 63 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:52,896 Slippery leopard skin. 64 00:07:53,108 --> 00:07:54,668 Silenceus! 65 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:59,985 Have the groom quartered. 66 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,942 And have this filthy bird stuffed! 67 00:08:09,126 --> 00:08:12,596 "I desire your heart as Caesar, the world 68 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:16,085 "Armed with my love, I launch my assault 69 00:08:16,489 --> 00:08:19,341 "The lovey weasel, the delicious roebuck, 70 00:08:19,617 --> 00:08:21,409 "The jay, the slow-worm, the marten 71 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:23,137 "All my woodland friends 72 00:08:23,161 --> 00:08:25,504 "Dance the Farendole in my footsteps 73 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:28,589 "To shout as one with me... 74 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:30,097 "Irina!" 75 00:08:32,453 --> 00:08:33,881 It's you? 76 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,797 What, him?! 77 00:08:35,798 --> 00:08:37,476 It's meeee! 78 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,112 Brutus! Brutus! 79 00:08:43,307 --> 00:08:45,476 We didn't expect you so early! 80 00:08:45,477 --> 00:08:47,119 Traffic was light. 81 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:52,454 I was eager to meet my betrothed. 82 00:08:52,777 --> 00:08:54,869 You didn't lie, Obnoxias. 83 00:08:54,945 --> 00:08:56,505 She's splendid! 84 00:08:57,127 --> 00:08:58,507 Brutus. 85 00:08:59,628 --> 00:09:01,517 I didn't come empty handed. 86 00:09:01,518 --> 00:09:02,863 Showtime! 87 00:09:06,156 --> 00:09:07,772 Snazzy, no? 88 00:09:08,794 --> 00:09:11,599 It's me and you. And a big lion. 89 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:13,727 Well? 90 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:16,986 Picture it at home. I let my imagination run. 91 00:09:17,678 --> 00:09:19,153 And that's not all. 92 00:09:20,579 --> 00:09:24,611 I know you like poetry. Luckily, I happen to be... 93 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:28,051 keen on it, myself. 94 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:30,840 I took the liberty of writing a few verses 95 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:32,705 to the glory of your beauty. 96 00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:34,300 Hm! 97 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,213 Helmet! 98 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:48,803 Need nothing; want you, 99 00:09:48,807 --> 00:09:52,502 Like I never wanted anyone. 100 00:09:53,257 --> 00:09:55,770 ♪ Don't need nothin', I want you, 101 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:59,351 ♪ Like winter loves the autumn 102 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,595 ♪ I don't need nothin', 103 00:10:01,596 --> 00:10:06,192 ♪ I want you, I want you, Don't need nothin', I want you 104 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:11,240 ♪ Like love loves Verona... 105 00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:17,708 Well, it's not... um... 106 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,231 - Ridiculous? - Ah, no! 107 00:10:20,232 --> 00:10:22,502 Yes. Because I din't really feel it. 108 00:10:22,503 --> 00:10:25,040 I didn't do it justice. I'll try again. 109 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,098 - No way! - Who said that? 110 00:10:28,491 --> 00:10:29,746 Me. 111 00:10:30,813 --> 00:10:32,705 My name is Lovesix. 112 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:35,129 Tsk, tsk, tsk ... 113 00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:38,837 - What's your name?! - Lovesix. 114 00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:42,975 I'm from the only Gaulish village, which still resists Julius Caesar! 115 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,252 No less! 116 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,451 I love Princess Irina and... 117 00:10:47,611 --> 00:10:49,491 I want to marry her. 118 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,963 Who are you to defy Brutus? 119 00:10:59,964 --> 00:11:01,710 A king's son? An emperor's son? 120 00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:04,336 What herculean task have you accomplished, 121 00:11:04,337 --> 00:11:07,072 to pretend the hand of a princess? 122 00:11:13,336 --> 00:11:16,871 - I'll win the Olympic Games! - Is that all? 123 00:11:24,524 --> 00:11:27,816 So what do I do now? Tell me 'cause I don't know. 124 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,759 Do I prostrate myself at your feet? 125 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,149 Dance the Sirtaki? (Zorbá's dance) 126 00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:39,449 You're very amusing, little Gaul. 127 00:11:39,452 --> 00:11:41,512 But I've had enough. Quarter him! 128 00:11:41,892 --> 00:11:44,340 - No! - Waddaya mean, no? 129 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:47,404 - I accept the challenge. - What challenge? 130 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:50,107 I'll marry the winner of the Olympic Games. 131 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,787 What's this baloney? 132 00:11:53,619 --> 00:11:56,562 A Greek King is duty-bound to wed his daughter to a man 133 00:11:56,563 --> 00:12:00,907 as brave as the bravery which characterizes our people. 134 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,843 Well, that's me! 135 00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:06,274 Two seconds. 136 00:12:11,884 --> 00:12:13,776 Playing hard to get, huh? 137 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,694 I like it. I like it! 138 00:12:19,624 --> 00:12:20,815 All right... 139 00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:24,896 Roughly speaking, if that's my daughter's wish, 140 00:12:26,002 --> 00:12:28,623 then it must also be the king's will, so... 141 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:32,507 - So, what? - So... SO BE IT! 142 00:12:38,844 --> 00:12:40,473 I'm telling my dad. 143 00:12:40,474 --> 00:12:43,464 No, Brutus, wait! He's just a tiny Gaul. 144 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:49,071 Clear off! 145 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,751 Hit the road jack-ass! 146 00:12:52,516 --> 00:12:54,159 Your coat-check. 147 00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:10,181 Force is stupid. 148 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,769 Why do you say that, Obelix? 149 00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:15,062 It's stupid and nasty. 150 00:13:15,138 --> 00:13:16,863 The wolf eats the lamb, 151 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:19,238 the shark eats the little fish, 152 00:13:19,308 --> 00:13:21,484 the spider eats the fly. 153 00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:24,810 It's always the nicest, who are weakest. 154 00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:28,187 Force can be used to defend the weak. - Yeah... 155 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:32,371 But when I smack a strong guy, since I'm the stronger, 156 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:35,138 well, he becomes weak. 157 00:13:35,278 --> 00:13:39,339 When the Romans attack, we're weak. We have to defend ourselves. 158 00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:42,884 I think true strength is restraining your force. 159 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,393 I'll never be strong again. 160 00:13:56,329 --> 00:13:59,491 - What's with that Roman? - Dunno. 161 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,604 I'll ask him. 162 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:17,497 Excuse me, Roman. Is someone chasing you? 163 00:14:17,662 --> 00:14:19,453 We saw you scurrying so... 164 00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:22,064 We thought a boar was after you. 165 00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:24,085 Scurrying?! Waddaya mean? 166 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:27,727 I'm Gluteus Maximus, the fastest man in the Roman Empire! 167 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,879 True, you walk a bit quick. 168 00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,899 Hey, I'm the strongest! 169 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:44,614 I've been selected to represent Rome at the Olympic Games, by Jupiter! 170 00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:46,966 Scurrying!... 171 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,981 Catch that! 172 00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:03,821 See, the instinct IS stronger than you. 173 00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:06,280 Well, it's because of the tree. 174 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,703 Yeah, sure... 175 00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:10,028 Without the tree, it couldn't have happened. 176 00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:13,314 That's the problem with forests; you bump into a lot of trees. 177 00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:14,734 Yeah. 178 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,568 Oh, Gluteus! 179 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,764 I get it, now. It's the wind. 180 00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:27,974 The wind pushed you past me and uprooted the tree. 181 00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:29,029 Absolutely. 182 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,922 I'm the strongest! 183 00:15:31,813 --> 00:15:35,081 Do your damnedest, Gaul! C'mon, Gaul! 184 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:41,096 It's not nice to always want to be the strongest! 185 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,177 Aahh! 186 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:52,636 - I'm sick of being the Roman! - It's your turn. 187 00:15:52,637 --> 00:15:54,005 No, I'm sick of losing. 188 00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:57,374 - I'm Asterix, not a Roman! - Let me sock you, just once. 189 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,893 Lovesix! 190 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,273 Yayy! 191 00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:03,199 Lovesix is back! 192 00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,917 He's here! 193 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:09,333 Lovesix is here! Lovesix is back! 194 00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:02,474 Caesar doesn't age. 195 00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,522 He matures. 196 00:17:07,823 --> 00:17:11,457 His hair doesn't whiten, it lightens. 197 00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,650 Caesar is immortal. 198 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,517 For a long time. 199 00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:24,714 Caesar has done it all, conquered all. 200 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:27,850 He's a leopard, 201 00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:29,810 a samurai. 202 00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:33,757 He owes nothing to anyone. 203 00:17:33,769 --> 00:17:36,171 Not to Rocco nor his brothers 204 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,966 nor the Sicilian clan! 205 00:17:41,212 --> 00:17:44,147 Caesar has the breeding of a Lord. 206 00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:49,017 The César Award for Best Emperor went to Caesar. 207 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,323 Ave, me! 208 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,204 Woah! 209 00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:04,610 Ave! 210 00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:07,187 It's me, Brutus, Caesar's son. Open up! 211 00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:08,679 The code? 212 00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:15,011 29AJC48. 213 00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:16,664 No. 214 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,955 Tenacius, the code. 215 00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:22,005 - Which code? - The access code. 216 00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:23,304 4. 217 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,378 4. 218 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,801 7. 219 00:18:27,928 --> 00:18:30,023 No, 1,000! 1,000! 1,000! 220 00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:33,483 - Do you know the code? - No, he knows it. 221 00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:35,048 Get lost. 222 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,050 A- V-E-U... 223 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,076 - 24! - Enough already! 224 00:18:45,904 --> 00:18:48,656 You... don't move, whatever you do. 225 00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:51,664 Stay in the crosshairs. I think you'll like this. 226 00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,813 BATTERING RAM! 227 00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:01,318 Ave, Caesar. Your son's here. 228 00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,750 He knows. 229 00:19:03,796 --> 00:19:07,192 Egypt has her 7 plagues. Caesar has Brutus. 230 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:13,582 Ave, papa. I'm back from Greece. 231 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,745 - Can we talk. - He's listening. 232 00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:22,267 There'a a glitch. My wedding with Princess Irina is postponed. 233 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,211 Oh, it's... nothing serious. 234 00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:29,441 That fat Obnoxias decided to give her hand to the Olympic winner. 235 00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:32,191 That's why, I decided... 236 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,256 that I will represent Rome! 237 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,304 - Who? You? - Yeah, me! 238 00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:41,526 - Ridiculous! - Why? 239 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:44,042 You're incapable of representing yourself! 240 00:19:44,043 --> 00:19:45,777 Romans run faster than anyone... 241 00:19:45,778 --> 00:19:48,117 - jump higher, throw farther. - That's me! 242 00:19:48,118 --> 00:19:51,188 Caesar is a Roman. The world is well conceived. 243 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:55,451 No, your place is not in the stadium but in the stands behind Caesar! 244 00:19:55,452 --> 00:19:57,207 Don't care, I'm going. 245 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,181 Caesar forbids you! 246 00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:03,609 - ( Talk to my gluteus...) - By Jupiter, son, stop mumbling! 247 00:20:07,589 --> 00:20:09,837 Always the same. 248 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,878 Whenever I have the germ of an ambition, 249 00:20:13,405 --> 00:20:15,018 you nip it in the bud. 250 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,720 If Mama were here... 251 00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:18,883 Aah! Stop it with your mother! 252 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,185 So be it. Alea jacta est! (the die is cast) 253 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:26,171 Wanna play the peacock? Wanna show your stuff? Go! 254 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,770 Go show your ass-feathers to the Greeks! 255 00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:30,288 Papa! 256 00:20:30,668 --> 00:20:32,317 Excuse me. 257 00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:36,952 I brought you a souvenir from Greece, a bag of olives. 258 00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:39,948 Sorry, son I have no tasters left. 259 00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:42,310 Oh, go on, they're pitted. 260 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,472 May I remind you, since the start of this year, 261 00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:50,663 your little snacks have cost me quarantasette (47) tasters! 262 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:54,370 Oh? 47 is rather a lot. 263 00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:58,514 Nah, go for it, they're OK. 264 00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:09,935 Go on, swallow it. 265 00:21:30,298 --> 00:21:33,542 There was one too many leopards in this place. 266 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:40,624 Lovesix is back from Greece. Let's give him a welcome banquet! 267 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:43,411 Where is our great traveller? 268 00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:48,935 Lovesix, what are you up to? 269 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,584 Go forwards! 270 00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:53,969 Is that a Greek custom? 271 00:21:54,802 --> 00:21:57,820 To marry the Princess, I must win the Olympics. 272 00:21:57,821 --> 00:22:01,285 I'll never do it. I'd rather hang than live without her. 273 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,824 Lovesix, you're hanging by your feet.- True... 274 00:22:04,874 --> 00:22:07,567 I don't wanna die, I wanna love. 275 00:22:07,579 --> 00:22:11,309 - Win what games? - The Olympic Games, Obelix. 276 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,906 Games, held every 4 years, at Olympia. 277 00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:17,594 Reserved exclusively for Greeks and Roman provinces. 278 00:22:17,595 --> 00:22:20,808 We're Gauls, we can't participate that's the rule. 279 00:22:20,809 --> 00:22:23,442 ♪ So lovelorn he dangles 280 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,830 ♪ The wrong end up, he'll sprain his ankles! 281 00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:28,574 That's excellent! 282 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,100 No one's listening. 283 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,236 - I'll help you win your games. - How's that, Obelix? 284 00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:37,074 - I have a heart. - Nothing to do with heart, Obelix. 285 00:22:37,075 --> 00:22:41,000 - We're Gauls, not Romans! - We just disguise ourselves as Romans! 286 00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:44,332 - Oh, yeah? How? - I'll cut off my moustache. 287 00:22:47,377 --> 00:22:50,718 By Toutatis, we ARE Romans! 288 00:22:51,588 --> 00:22:53,601 Romans? Since when? 289 00:22:54,552 --> 00:22:57,766 Since the Conquest of Gaul by Julius Caesar! 290 00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:02,255 We didn't fight at Gergovia for nothing, goldang it! 291 00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:05,595 Calm down, Geriatrix, it's bad for your heart. 292 00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,455 Asterix is right. 293 00:23:07,483 --> 00:23:11,196 Officially, we're a Roman province, so we're Romans! 294 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,559 Kissy kissy... 295 00:23:12,613 --> 00:23:15,494 We can participate in the Olympics? - Yes. 296 00:23:15,824 --> 00:23:18,019 And win? - Yes. 297 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:20,912 And marry a princess? - Yes. 298 00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:25,607 I'll go with you, to Greece. 299 00:23:25,664 --> 00:23:28,786 - Why? - To sing my Gaulish Anthem! 300 00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:38,863 Obelix, the 'strong', the 'weak'... 301 00:23:39,116 --> 00:23:42,004 No, I just confiscated the harp. 302 00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:46,848 Perfect, Asterix and Obelix will go with Lovesix to Olympia! 303 00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:51,772 To teach Caesar a lesson in front of his whole empire! 304 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:57,398 I'll join you. If I prepare my potion on-site, it'll be more effective. 305 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,721 ♪ We are Romans! 306 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:07,180 ♪ We are, we are, we are Romans! 307 00:24:11,794 --> 00:24:13,331 Magic potion? 308 00:24:13,332 --> 00:24:16,435 A secret weapon! We must warn Caesar. 309 00:24:16,436 --> 00:24:17,436 - Hey, new guy! - Huh? 310 00:24:17,437 --> 00:24:21,053 You know what Caesar does to bearers of bad news? 311 00:24:26,611 --> 00:24:28,297 Hmm, nice! 312 00:24:28,637 --> 00:24:29,840 Gentlemen. 313 00:24:30,695 --> 00:24:32,217 Not that way. 314 00:24:32,218 --> 00:24:34,722 ♪ Make like a bird and fly 315 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,907 - These Gauls are crazy! - Let's go. 316 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,035 - That's what I do best! - Magnifique! 317 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:47,872 Look at that hold! 318 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,378 Look at my abs! 319 00:24:49,379 --> 00:24:51,497 My dorsals! My pecs! 320 00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:54,741 3 pecs! What a eunuch! 321 00:24:54,747 --> 00:24:56,585 - Your neck? - Eunuch. 322 00:24:56,588 --> 00:25:00,394 Had to have him snipped. He'd party all night. It was exhausting 323 00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:03,357 Seaking of which, I'm tired of talking about sports. 324 00:25:03,358 --> 00:25:05,668 Easy, easy, I ache all over. 325 00:25:06,245 --> 00:25:09,393 Remind me, how I did yesterday in the high jump? 326 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,310 12 feet, O great Brutus. 327 00:25:12,461 --> 00:25:14,048 The long jump? 328 00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:16,199 26 feet, O very great Brutus. 329 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,212 26 feet! I'm progressing. And the wide jump? 330 00:25:20,094 --> 00:25:21,772 No such thing! 331 00:25:22,829 --> 00:25:24,462 I need rest now. I'll sleep. 332 00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:25,719 Silenceus! 333 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,399 Sing me something. 334 00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:31,500 ♪ Hmm, mm, mm... 335 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,118 ♪ Brutus is magnificent 336 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,971 ♪ Brutus is marvellous 337 00:25:35,972 --> 00:25:39,572 ♪ Brutus is heroic Brutus is generous 338 00:25:39,643 --> 00:25:42,922 ♪ He'd give gold to the needy 339 00:25:42,923 --> 00:25:46,308 No, not the needy! Get real! 340 00:25:46,429 --> 00:25:48,281 Count the push-ups. 341 00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:52,830 ♪ 596, 597, 342 00:25:53,074 --> 00:25:55,001 ♪ 598, 343 00:25:55,076 --> 00:25:56,754 ♪ 599, 344 00:25:56,828 --> 00:25:58,755 ♪ 600... 345 00:26:11,552 --> 00:26:13,063 Ave, Brutus! 346 00:26:13,095 --> 00:26:14,607 Ave! 347 00:26:15,184 --> 00:26:17,020 Ave, Brutus! 348 00:26:18,852 --> 00:26:23,115 In formation!... Tortoise. 349 00:26:23,272 --> 00:26:25,159 Tortoise formation! 350 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,298 - That's no tortoise. - It is. 351 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,170 No, it's not a tortoise. 352 00:26:36,398 --> 00:26:40,746 From a military point of view, it's called a tortoise formation. 353 00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:43,930 Military point of view?... But from an animal point of view, 354 00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:47,473 a tortoise is round, has 4 paws and a horriby ugly head. 355 00:26:47,709 --> 00:26:49,008 THAT'S a tortoise! 356 00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:51,414 I want it from an animal point of view. 357 00:26:51,637 --> 00:26:55,106 Tortoise formation from an animal point of view! 358 00:27:07,111 --> 00:27:09,450 Voila, now it's a tortoise. 359 00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:10,780 - Ah! - Hm! 360 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,861 What formation are they doing now? 361 00:27:15,036 --> 00:27:18,636 It's an... attack formation. 362 00:27:18,818 --> 00:27:20,092 To attack what? 363 00:27:20,093 --> 00:27:22,961 From the way they're positioned; to attack us. 364 00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:25,597 Us? 365 00:27:30,443 --> 00:27:31,740 Aah! 366 00:27:35,482 --> 00:27:36,752 What is it? 367 00:27:36,753 --> 00:27:39,352 - About the Games... - What about the Games? 368 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,128 If you want to win... 369 00:27:41,129 --> 00:27:42,716 What do you think I'm doing? 370 00:27:42,717 --> 00:27:44,295 Back to your training! 371 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,802 I mean, great Brutus, 372 00:27:45,803 --> 00:27:50,446 you should run, throw, wrestle, yourself. 373 00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:52,076 Hold on. 374 00:27:52,164 --> 00:27:53,272 You... 375 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,839 - You gave ME an order? - Ah, no! 376 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,404 - Oh, yes! Yes, an order! - No, I don't think... 377 00:27:59,405 --> 00:28:02,383 Silenceus, did he give me an order, or not? 378 00:28:02,384 --> 00:28:03,524 Urgh! 379 00:28:03,644 --> 00:28:05,794 Some days I regret cutting out your tongue. 380 00:28:05,795 --> 00:28:07,994 Was it an order, or not? Articulate! 381 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,482 Eh, yeah. 382 00:28:14,684 --> 00:28:16,515 You gave me an order. 383 00:28:16,516 --> 00:28:18,916 No big deal. No sweat. 384 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:21,740 "A fault confessed is half redressed". 385 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:25,000 Say: "Yes, I gave you an order." 386 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,463 -Y-Yes... -Yes. 387 00:28:27,668 --> 00:28:29,082 I gave... 388 00:28:29,114 --> 00:28:30,709 you... Ah, you! 389 00:28:31,279 --> 00:28:32,483 I... 390 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,280 I gave you an order. 391 00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:36,738 Well, there you go. 392 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,107 Hm? Haha! 393 00:28:38,512 --> 00:28:41,447 You were scared? I'm not a monster. 394 00:28:41,878 --> 00:28:44,474 Thought I'd have you quartered? Hahaha... 395 00:28:45,282 --> 00:28:47,724 He thought he'd be quartered! 396 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:51,086 Throw him to the lions! 397 00:28:51,087 --> 00:28:53,137 That'll teach you to give orders! 398 00:28:58,094 --> 00:29:00,945 [ SORCERER, SOOTHSAYER ] [ SPELLS & ELIXIRS ] 399 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:05,103 I know what you need, o, great Brutus. 400 00:29:05,401 --> 00:29:08,288 An elixir of my own composition. 401 00:29:09,272 --> 00:29:10,451 I call it... 402 00:29:10,453 --> 00:29:13,744 *EPO, Elixir Pro Olympics. (*Erythropoietin) 403 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,864 Mi obra maestra! [SP] My masterpiece. 404 00:29:17,904 --> 00:29:21,975 Totally undetectable by the beetle* test. 405 00:29:22,078 --> 00:29:23,511 And does it work? 406 00:29:23,589 --> 00:29:25,556 Does it work?! EPO? 407 00:29:27,137 --> 00:29:30,522 I'll turn your athletes into Gods of the stadium! 408 00:29:44,486 --> 00:29:46,038 Silenceus... 409 00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:48,025 Put it down. 410 00:29:52,871 --> 00:29:54,636 I have my eye on you. 411 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,238 Tell me knave... 412 00:29:56,247 --> 00:29:59,268 among all this junk, do you happen to have some effective 413 00:29:59,269 --> 00:30:02,023 means of eliminating a guy who is, like... 414 00:30:02,024 --> 00:30:05,333 the boss of everybody in the world, including his son. 415 00:30:05,967 --> 00:30:09,324 And whose son happens to wanna get rid of him? 416 00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:13,554 You want to kill Caesar? 417 00:30:13,555 --> 00:30:14,673 Sh, sh! 418 00:30:14,918 --> 00:30:16,745 Have you got anything, or not? 419 00:30:16,746 --> 00:30:20,049 For Caesar, I don't have any-thing... 420 00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:23,411 I have THE thing! 421 00:30:23,514 --> 00:30:25,750 What're you waiting for? Go get it. 422 00:30:25,751 --> 00:30:27,592 Come here, you. 423 00:30:29,637 --> 00:30:33,463 O, Great Brutus, this is Coverdinpus! 424 00:30:34,281 --> 00:30:37,034 An inventor of execution systems. 425 00:30:37,051 --> 00:30:39,991 Remarkable boy! Very inventive. 426 00:30:40,601 --> 00:30:42,907 You bullshitting me, or what? 427 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:46,515 Not at all. Never, O great Brutus. 428 00:30:53,636 --> 00:30:57,144 A tia venia itor ome feh. 429 00:30:58,279 --> 00:31:01,623 Karami nuvi, Karami nuva, Himili, himili, himili ha. 430 00:31:01,624 --> 00:31:03,728 Rove tito henna! 431 00:31:20,826 --> 00:31:22,021 Aahh! 432 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:27,516 Doctormagus, I'll use you in my next experiment, 433 00:31:27,517 --> 00:31:30,427 you sack of shii... aah! Aah! 434 00:31:34,422 --> 00:31:36,803 What's your name again, runt? 435 00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:38,602 Coverdinpus. 436 00:31:38,603 --> 00:31:40,321 -Coverdinpoo. - 's'. 437 00:31:40,322 --> 00:31:41,433 Right, 's'. 438 00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:43,450 I am Brutus. 439 00:31:43,451 --> 00:31:47,121 Great Brutus. Evil Brutus. It depends... 440 00:31:47,248 --> 00:31:50,134 My rules are easy to understand. If you make me happy... 441 00:31:50,163 --> 00:31:54,417 If I'm happy I'll cover you in gold. 442 00:31:54,519 --> 00:31:56,804 But if you disappoint me... 443 00:31:59,922 --> 00:32:02,060 I'll have you quartered! 444 00:32:05,729 --> 00:32:07,407 What do you suggest? 445 00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:12,334 Well, it depends on what kind of death you wish. 446 00:32:12,342 --> 00:32:15,786 Slow death, quick death, death alone at home... 447 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:17,493 agonising death, 448 00:32:17,697 --> 00:32:19,393 death by poison... 449 00:32:19,447 --> 00:32:23,334 No, dead. Dead. Simply dead. No accessories. 450 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:30,759 I was parched! 451 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:33,762 I think I have the solution. 452 00:32:34,401 --> 00:32:36,609 - Dissolution! - What? 453 00:32:36,634 --> 00:32:39,818 Dissolution! We dissolve him. 454 00:32:39,848 --> 00:32:43,595 It's colored like bath salts, looks like bath salts, 455 00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:48,138 smells like bath salts, but it isn't bath salts. 456 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,673 With this, the subject is dissolved in one tenth of an hourglass. 457 00:32:51,674 --> 00:32:54,199 - Size of the tub? - 10m x 4m, standard. 458 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,293 10m by 4m... 459 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,970 4 grains. No more. 460 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:00,962 Is it a special event, wedding, a birth? 461 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,371 A retirement. 462 00:33:03,703 --> 00:33:05,667 Runt, I'll see you at Olympia. 463 00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:07,659 Let's go, Greece isn't just next door. 464 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:09,612 Ah, Greece! The Acropolis! 465 00:33:09,841 --> 00:33:12,146 Azure sea... Aah! 466 00:33:25,819 --> 00:33:28,208 Voila. Listen, I'll end with:... 467 00:33:29,313 --> 00:33:33,032 "I drift endlessly among the orcs 468 00:33:38,915 --> 00:33:43,145 "Your love rooted in my heart like the mighty oaks" 469 00:33:45,095 --> 00:33:49,065 How do you manage to put words together so beautifully? 470 00:33:50,247 --> 00:33:52,572 First, I need to eat, but not too much. 471 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:57,644 Then, I must forget I'm strong. Then the words just come. 472 00:33:58,432 --> 00:34:00,797 You've made me hungry. 473 00:34:04,623 --> 00:34:06,301 For a few days, 474 00:34:06,302 --> 00:34:10,610 Rome loses its title of Capital of the Empire. 475 00:34:10,611 --> 00:34:12,894 Converging on another city 476 00:34:12,895 --> 00:34:17,633 are athletes and fans from the four corners of the world. 477 00:34:17,634 --> 00:34:23,207 Champions of every province confront each other, strictly by the book 478 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:28,021 in celebration of the universal virtue of sport 479 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:32,516 in the heart of the majestic city which symbolises it: 480 00:34:32,517 --> 00:34:34,101 Olympia! 481 00:34:59,247 --> 00:35:02,467 Woah there, you two! Identification Parchments! 482 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:06,109 - Ave, Caesar! - Ave, Caesar, sure... 483 00:35:06,110 --> 00:35:07,995 These Romans seem nervous. 484 00:35:07,996 --> 00:35:10,144 With Caesar attending the Olympics, 485 00:35:10,145 --> 00:35:13,156 they're enforcing the "Despot Security Act". 486 00:35:13,157 --> 00:35:15,016 Despot Security! 487 00:35:16,485 --> 00:35:18,906 Why add a new sport? 488 00:35:18,907 --> 00:35:21,245 To shake things up! To evolve! 489 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:23,551 Modernize, you pathetic squares! 490 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:26,492 All right... you blow up a sheep's stomach. 491 00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:28,269 11 athletes kick it around, 492 00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:30,435 wearing short togas and sandals with cleats, 493 00:35:30,436 --> 00:35:33,594 until the sheep's stomach is kicked directly into a fishing net. 494 00:35:33,595 --> 00:35:34,797 What do you think? 495 00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:37,466 What would you call this new discipline? 496 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:39,978 Well, I'd call it feet-ball. 497 00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:42,943 - Ridiculous! It'll never catch on. - It might. 498 00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:44,958 Excuse me! 499 00:35:45,984 --> 00:35:47,638 We'd like to sign up. 500 00:35:47,639 --> 00:35:51,126 You're in the wrong line. Spectators buy tickets over there. 501 00:35:51,127 --> 00:35:53,870 Oh no, we're not spectators, we're athletes. 502 00:35:53,871 --> 00:35:56,261 Yes. The Gallo-Roman delegation! 503 00:35:56,272 --> 00:35:58,046 Athletes? You? 504 00:35:58,047 --> 00:35:59,360 Well?... 505 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,839 Doesn't it show? 506 00:36:02,058 --> 00:36:03,167 Huh? 507 00:36:03,278 --> 00:36:06,028 Of course it shows. You imbeciles! 508 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:10,508 Get your portraits engraved, it's just on the left. 509 00:36:10,509 --> 00:36:12,252 - Thank you - Have a nice day. 510 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,729 Thank you, gentlemen. 511 00:36:15,401 --> 00:36:17,000 Ave, Papa! 512 00:36:17,403 --> 00:36:18,582 Hold that. 513 00:36:19,072 --> 00:36:20,667 Ave, Papa. 514 00:36:21,491 --> 00:36:23,851 Let sleeping Caesars lie. 515 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:25,647 Excuse me, I just got in. 516 00:36:25,648 --> 00:36:28,603 There was amphora-neck traffic at the Exit fom Rome. 517 00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:31,814 All roads may lead to Rome, but try getting out! 518 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,317 How are you settling in with the Greeks? 519 00:36:34,318 --> 00:36:36,637 Caesar is quartered within his own home. 520 00:36:36,638 --> 00:36:38,634 Greece is part of the Empire. 521 00:36:38,635 --> 00:36:41,059 Caesar is at home everywhere. 522 00:36:42,346 --> 00:36:44,344 I have excellent news. 523 00:36:44,908 --> 00:36:48,255 Look what I brought you from Rome. 524 00:36:48,544 --> 00:36:50,452 What is it this time? 525 00:36:52,153 --> 00:36:55,225 Bath salts. Such a marvel, you've no idea! 526 00:36:55,226 --> 00:36:57,531 They soften the skin, relax you... 527 00:36:57,532 --> 00:36:58,737 Y'know what? 528 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,755 I'll run you a bath so you can try them, right away. 529 00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:06,407 From a little artsy-craftsy perfumery in Rome by the catacombs. Lovely place. 530 00:37:06,408 --> 00:37:09,526 'Cause you see pop, you conquer and conquer... 531 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:11,269 And it's great fun building Empires, 532 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,886 but you no longer have time for the small local businessman. 533 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:16,507 And that's a pity. 534 00:37:19,746 --> 00:37:21,825 This'll dissolve you, old man! 535 00:37:29,145 --> 00:37:30,972 Maybe, a bit much. 536 00:37:31,108 --> 00:37:34,048 Papa, don't let the froth bother you, it's normal! 537 00:37:34,049 --> 00:37:35,488 It's part of the treatment. 538 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,614 Anyway, the water's too hard here. 539 00:37:37,615 --> 00:37:38,998 That'll soften it. 540 00:37:39,305 --> 00:37:43,206 Nothing more disagreeable than chafing in your cuirass, huh? 541 00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:46,378 Right! 542 00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:47,785 Father,... 543 00:37:47,786 --> 00:37:50,009 may your bath be delectable. 544 00:37:51,294 --> 00:37:52,653 Helmet! 545 00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:14,033 Bath 'taster'! 546 00:38:14,313 --> 00:38:15,586 Crap! 547 00:38:26,363 --> 00:38:28,473 Do we have to train too? 548 00:38:32,732 --> 00:38:34,241 Obelix, don't! 549 00:38:34,328 --> 00:38:37,533 You'll discourage our competitors. It's not sporting. 550 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:42,691 Obelix. We know him! 551 00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:45,749 In the forest... running... Gluteus... 552 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,280 - Oh, oh umm... - Gluglu... 553 00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:48,477 Mus! 554 00:38:48,545 --> 00:38:50,353 O-oh! Gluteus Maximus! 555 00:38:52,983 --> 00:38:54,994 Oh, no, not the Gauls! 556 00:38:56,405 --> 00:38:58,046 He fell off! 557 00:38:58,365 --> 00:39:00,385 Woah! See you around! 558 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:03,831 That's them! The invincible Gauls I told you about! 559 00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:06,414 We're screwed! We're *@¢#ed! 560 00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:13,189 ♪ Ma 'natu sole cchiù bell'oiné 561 00:39:13,326 --> 00:39:18,500 ♪ O sole mio, sta 'nfronte a te 562 00:39:18,949 --> 00:39:22,490 ♪ O sole, O sole mio, 563 00:39:22,556 --> 00:39:24,992 ♪ sta 'nfronte a te sta 'nfronte a te... 564 00:39:24,993 --> 00:39:27,540 Brutus is busy, you can't enter. 565 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:28,984 Where's Brutus? 566 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,818 I have a message of the highest importance. 567 00:39:33,819 --> 00:39:38,038 The Gauls are full of magic potion. They're invincible. We haven't a chance! 568 00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:39,242 Ah, m-hm! 569 00:39:39,423 --> 00:39:41,552 We'll be quartered! 570 00:39:42,628 --> 00:39:44,206 Oh! Oh! 571 00:39:49,997 --> 00:39:51,545 Here are the winners. 572 00:39:51,546 --> 00:39:53,270 Not a good likeness. 573 00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:07,549 If they heckle me, I'll have them quartered. 574 00:41:29,113 --> 00:41:31,630 [GREEK commentary] 575 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:46,180 - She's lovely. - I know. 576 00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:03,306 Ave, Papa! 577 00:42:04,796 --> 00:42:06,551 Ave, me! 578 00:42:56,521 --> 00:42:58,259 -Not bad, huh? - Yeah. 579 00:43:00,756 --> 00:43:03,957 Pardon... Excuse me. Coming through. 580 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,601 Excuse me. 581 00:43:13,612 --> 00:43:15,432 Yesss! 582 00:43:16,566 --> 00:43:18,523 - What a voice! - Thanks. 583 00:43:19,086 --> 00:43:21,480 - Are you a musician? - I'm a Gaulish bard. 584 00:43:21,481 --> 00:43:25,282 Oh-my-god, I'm a bard too! I'm Cacofonix. 585 00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:26,882 Yes, it's me. 586 00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:29,223 Cacofonix? I know all your songs by heart! 587 00:43:29,224 --> 00:43:31,469 ♪ Armorica, Armorica... 588 00:43:39,444 --> 00:43:43,625 ♪ Gergovia, I love-ya 589 00:43:44,146 --> 00:43:46,890 ♪ My boyfriend's back... 590 00:43:47,713 --> 00:43:49,100 No, that wasn't me. 591 00:43:49,101 --> 00:43:52,153 I'm Francix Lalannex; a big fan of yours. 592 00:43:52,154 --> 00:43:54,925 I'm a big fan of mine too. 593 00:43:55,531 --> 00:43:57,920 I'm next. Is the EPO ready? 594 00:43:58,250 --> 00:43:59,972 Fresh, this morning. 595 00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:01,460 Great, let's go! 596 00:44:02,938 --> 00:44:04,425 This stuff reeks! 597 00:44:04,426 --> 00:44:06,788 It's not made to 'smell' good, 598 00:44:06,816 --> 00:44:09,157 it makes you 'become' good. 599 00:44:42,118 --> 00:44:45,135 Aah, hahaha!... 600 00:44:47,013 --> 00:44:48,501 Doctormagus... 601 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,188 records will be smashed today! 602 00:45:15,556 --> 00:45:17,067 Not bad! 603 00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:21,813 First time I see him without armour. 604 00:45:21,814 --> 00:45:24,722 Armour usually adds bulk, but in his case... 605 00:45:37,221 --> 00:45:38,808 Gimme that! 606 00:45:39,466 --> 00:45:43,689 OK, I mean, here's your abs... 607 00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:15,103 Could be an action hero. 608 00:46:16,891 --> 00:46:18,070 Guess not. 609 00:46:18,956 --> 00:46:21,428 Look out, Papa! 610 00:46:30,219 --> 00:46:33,032 Sure, you can't make an omelette without cracking... 611 00:46:33,753 --> 00:46:38,113 You can't make omelettes. Who has time to cook, in sports? 612 00:46:46,841 --> 00:46:48,186 OK, Papa? 613 00:47:02,543 --> 00:47:03,644 Well... 614 00:47:04,185 --> 00:47:07,209 I'm no athlete, but I think I'd like that. 615 00:47:07,210 --> 00:47:09,565 - What? Spinning discs? - Yes. 616 00:47:09,566 --> 00:47:12,157 -I prefer throwing hammers. -Really! 617 00:47:21,292 --> 00:47:23,468 Go, Asterix! Go! 618 00:47:23,859 --> 00:47:26,108 Show 'em what a Gaul is made of! 619 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,674 We're up! That's my village! 620 00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:35,465 Go, Gaul! 621 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,287 Watch this. 622 00:47:53,155 --> 00:47:55,161 It's the magic potion, see. 623 00:47:55,301 --> 00:47:56,679 Magic potion? 624 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,091 It's all in the dosing. 625 00:47:59,151 --> 00:48:01,103 It's all in the wrist. 626 00:48:01,255 --> 00:48:02,954 - In the wrist? -Yeah. 627 00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,654 [GREEK] 628 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,948 Well?... Huh? 629 00:48:57,845 --> 00:49:00,613 Now, she can't applaud my show! 630 00:49:05,262 --> 00:49:08,373 You're getting on my nerves, now. Cut it out. 631 00:49:09,124 --> 00:49:10,880 I throw the javelin very well! 632 00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:13,238 It's the run-up, I have problems with. 633 00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,586 I told you the Gauls are invincible. The have a magic potion. 634 00:49:17,013 --> 00:49:18,684 They can't be beaten. 635 00:49:18,685 --> 00:49:20,035 What'd you say? 636 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,234 I said they're invincible. 637 00:49:22,235 --> 00:49:23,851 No, just after that. 638 00:49:23,852 --> 00:49:25,686 Uh... They can't be beaten? 639 00:49:25,687 --> 00:49:27,780 No, between the two! What was that? 640 00:49:27,933 --> 00:49:30,073 Uh... Magic potion? 641 00:49:34,148 --> 00:49:37,599 The Gauls have a magic potion 642 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,351 and you never told me? 643 00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:41,029 I informed your centurion. 644 00:49:41,030 --> 00:49:43,012 Which one? Which centurion? 645 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,185 Point him out, 646 00:49:44,186 --> 00:49:46,745 so I can have his tongue cut out. 647 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,790 Objection! 648 00:50:04,143 --> 00:50:05,487 Contestation! 649 00:50:05,488 --> 00:50:07,051 Protestation! 650 00:50:07,175 --> 00:50:08,767 They're cheating! 651 00:50:08,768 --> 00:50:12,968 J'accuse these Gauls of drinking a magic potion that makes them invincible. 652 00:50:12,969 --> 00:50:14,821 And you took nothing? 653 00:50:14,822 --> 00:50:17,314 That's irrelevant, because 'I' lost. 654 00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:24,897 We'll proceed to the beetlyser test! 655 00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:26,477 - Hah! - M-hm... 656 00:50:26,478 --> 00:50:28,139 M-Meaning? 657 00:50:41,609 --> 00:50:43,776 You take a beetle. 658 00:50:44,263 --> 00:50:45,434 Like that. 659 00:50:45,494 --> 00:50:47,662 And you blow into it hard. 660 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,898 Oh! 661 00:50:55,768 --> 00:50:58,904 See? No reaction. It's negative. 662 00:51:01,813 --> 00:51:03,539 Your turn. 663 00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:22,319 See that? 664 00:51:25,530 --> 00:51:29,013 OK, but I fell in the cauldron when I was little. 665 00:51:30,774 --> 00:51:34,299 It's not a question of dosing, it's doping. 666 00:51:35,148 --> 00:51:36,969 Show a little solidarity! 667 00:51:36,982 --> 00:51:40,719 They didn't know they were cheating on purpose. - True. 668 00:51:42,823 --> 00:51:45,815 The Gallo-Roman athletes are disqualified! 669 00:51:45,881 --> 00:51:47,130 Bravo! 670 00:51:47,131 --> 00:51:51,026 For using magic to augment their performance! 671 00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:55,821 The winners of this event 672 00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:57,924 are the team from... 673 00:52:00,747 --> 00:52:02,247 Greece! 674 00:52:09,067 --> 00:52:10,674 We'll meet again! 675 00:52:21,616 --> 00:52:25,611 A single defeat can destroy what 1,000 victories have built. 676 00:52:25,784 --> 00:52:27,862 With your Olympic performance 677 00:52:27,863 --> 00:52:30,069 you're a disgrace to the Empire! 678 00:52:30,101 --> 00:52:33,735 Listen well, Brutus, if you don't win these games, 679 00:52:33,905 --> 00:52:37,472 you won't just lose your wedding but also your status! 680 00:52:37,570 --> 00:52:41,174 Caesar will make you Procurator of the smallest province, 681 00:52:41,175 --> 00:52:44,529 and the farthest, most barbaric one of the Empire! 682 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:47,617 You'll never again set sandal in Rome! 683 00:52:47,626 --> 00:52:49,072 By Juno! 684 00:52:49,938 --> 00:52:52,391 And by myself! Ave! 685 00:52:53,854 --> 00:52:55,553 Don't care, I'll kill you. 686 00:52:55,554 --> 00:52:57,278 What did you say? 687 00:52:57,944 --> 00:52:59,224 Me? 688 00:52:59,811 --> 00:53:01,163 Nothing. 689 00:53:01,336 --> 00:53:02,384 Oh, yes, 690 00:53:02,385 --> 00:53:04,456 Yes, I was thinking out loud. 691 00:53:04,457 --> 00:53:07,162 It's been a while since I got Papa a gift. 692 00:53:07,163 --> 00:53:08,519 Get out! 693 00:53:12,659 --> 00:53:14,450 Your helmet! 694 00:53:29,008 --> 00:53:30,342 Lovesix... 695 00:53:30,992 --> 00:53:32,297 All is not lost. 696 00:53:32,713 --> 00:53:35,175 All - is - not - lost. 697 00:53:35,581 --> 00:53:36,957 All is not lost. 698 00:53:39,322 --> 00:53:41,449 With or without the potion, 699 00:53:41,450 --> 00:53:44,147 we are proud and brave. We are Gauls! 700 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,213 Look at them. Their muscles are 10 times bigger than mine. 701 00:53:48,214 --> 00:53:51,064 What are muscles? Just decoration. Yeah! 702 00:53:51,065 --> 00:53:54,071 Look at their bone structure! Same as yours! 703 00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,610 Your skeleton's even a bit bigger. 704 00:53:56,611 --> 00:53:58,189 Think of your princess. 705 00:53:58,190 --> 00:53:59,357 EXACTLY! 706 00:53:59,358 --> 00:54:00,792 Obelix is right. 707 00:54:00,992 --> 00:54:02,717 Think of Irina. 708 00:54:03,445 --> 00:54:05,171 Obelix will train you in boxing. 709 00:54:05,172 --> 00:54:07,832 He's the ideal sparring partner, you can't hurt him! 710 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:09,854 Allez en guarde! Up, up, up! 711 00:54:10,218 --> 00:54:11,776 Think of Irina. 712 00:54:14,187 --> 00:54:16,335 - No! - Hit me harder. 713 00:54:16,993 --> 00:54:18,978 - Go on! - Hard, go ahead. 714 00:54:20,216 --> 00:54:21,987 Imagine he's Brutus. 715 00:54:21,988 --> 00:54:23,763 Put your shoulder into it! 716 00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:25,374 -That's right. -Your shoulder. 717 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:26,271 No, wait. 718 00:54:26,272 --> 00:54:27,950 Asterix is right. 719 00:54:28,304 --> 00:54:31,790 Lean into your punches with your shoulder, like so. 720 00:54:35,567 --> 00:54:39,195 - Who asked you to hit him? - I didn't hit him. I demonstrated. 721 00:54:39,196 --> 00:54:41,437 - No, you hit him! - No! 722 00:54:41,485 --> 00:54:44,096 I illustrated your remarks with gestures. 723 00:54:44,097 --> 00:54:47,802 Who asked you to illustrate my remarks with gestures? 724 00:54:48,925 --> 00:54:51,513 Hah! Are we training him or not? 725 00:54:51,514 --> 00:54:54,544 'I' train him. You do nothing! 726 00:54:54,545 --> 00:54:57,389 Obviously, Mister Asterix gives advice! 727 00:54:57,390 --> 00:54:59,588 Mister Asterix knows best! 728 00:54:59,589 --> 00:55:01,725 Give your own advice, then... 729 00:55:01,726 --> 00:55:04,387 if Mister Obelix is so clever! 730 00:55:06,161 --> 00:55:07,476 No! 731 00:55:07,926 --> 00:55:09,736 Don't feel like it, now! 732 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,786 So! You started without Cacofonix, hm? 733 00:55:14,807 --> 00:55:17,384 Oh, such long faces! 734 00:55:17,385 --> 00:55:19,480 Let's see some joy. 735 00:55:19,481 --> 00:55:23,046 -You're all we need! -Cacofonix, what are you doing here? 736 00:55:23,047 --> 00:55:27,777 Oh! I'm fed up with our barbarous village where talent is crushed with fists. 737 00:55:27,778 --> 00:55:30,230 No, I'm finally in the City of Arts 738 00:55:30,231 --> 00:55:32,485 to sing of your exploits! 739 00:55:32,749 --> 00:55:35,393 - You can put away your harp, then. - Lovesix... 740 00:55:35,394 --> 00:55:37,736 Don't say that, Lovesix. 741 00:55:38,133 --> 00:55:40,047 Your chances are good. 742 00:55:40,048 --> 00:55:42,663 You have a lover's heart which is... 743 00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:45,361 much stronger than an athlete's heart. 744 00:55:45,362 --> 00:55:48,151 Oh, what a lovely line! I adore it! 745 00:55:48,370 --> 00:55:50,087 An athlete's heart... 746 00:55:50,939 --> 00:55:52,235 a lover's heart. 747 00:55:52,236 --> 00:55:53,746 An athlete's heart, 748 00:55:53,913 --> 00:55:55,273 a lover's heart. 749 00:56:13,063 --> 00:56:14,579 ( Irina! ) 750 00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:17,770 ( Irina! ) 751 00:56:22,562 --> 00:56:24,039 Lovesix! 752 00:56:27,664 --> 00:56:31,476 A kiss, when all is said, what is it? [CYRANO] 753 00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:33,775 An oath that's ratified, 754 00:56:33,776 --> 00:56:35,956 a sealed promise. 755 00:56:36,648 --> 00:56:39,120 A heart's avowal claiming confirmation 756 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,919 A rose-dot on... 757 00:56:42,351 --> 00:56:44,740 A rose-dot on... " 758 00:56:46,015 --> 00:56:47,168 ...on? 759 00:56:47,169 --> 00:56:51,135 "On the 'i' of adoration. " 760 00:56:54,213 --> 00:56:56,053 - The what? - The 'i'. 761 00:56:56,383 --> 00:56:58,749 - The what? - THE 'I'! 762 00:56:58,799 --> 00:57:01,705 - Anyone there? - No, nobody! 763 00:57:06,064 --> 00:57:09,948 Lovesix, introduce me to the talking bush, please. 764 00:57:14,158 --> 00:57:16,500 This is Obelix, my Princess. 765 00:57:16,841 --> 00:57:18,316 Hello, Princess. 766 00:57:18,413 --> 00:57:21,671 I'm just his mouthguard ... er, bodyguard. 767 00:57:21,672 --> 00:57:26,041 Voila, my bodyguard. He's incredibly strong. 768 00:57:26,277 --> 00:57:28,501 Really? Let's see. 769 00:57:29,331 --> 00:57:30,418 No. 770 00:57:30,419 --> 00:57:31,624 - Oh, yes! - No! 771 00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:33,396 - Yes! - Irina, Irina! 772 00:57:33,592 --> 00:57:35,049 - Jump. - No, Irina! 773 00:57:35,306 --> 00:57:36,738 Princess! 774 00:57:41,405 --> 00:57:42,435 Thank you. 775 00:57:42,436 --> 00:57:45,688 It's the first time I've carried a princess. 776 00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:49,840 Go for a little walk. 777 00:57:53,534 --> 00:57:55,330 Dogmatix and I... 778 00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:57,561 will keep a lookout. 779 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:11,472 Oh, you're in love, too? 780 00:58:41,132 --> 00:58:43,163 Oh, what a lovely couple! 781 00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:50,769 Oh, they're a lovely couple, too! 782 00:58:51,097 --> 00:58:53,630 You gotta go back up quick. 783 00:58:53,631 --> 00:58:55,719 I'll make you a ladder. 784 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,676 - Such a lovely couple! - Careful, Obelix. 785 00:59:10,539 --> 00:59:12,097 I... 786 00:59:12,652 --> 00:59:14,211 You... 787 00:59:14,347 --> 00:59:16,319 - We... - Shh! 788 00:59:18,573 --> 00:59:22,092 Yoo-hoo! My Princess! 789 00:59:22,231 --> 00:59:23,349 Brutus! 790 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:25,131 My little feta-cheese! 791 00:59:25,226 --> 00:59:27,384 My moussaka of love! 792 00:59:27,385 --> 00:59:28,737 Woah, haha! 793 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,372 My vine leaf! 794 00:59:33,138 --> 00:59:35,642 It's me, your future groom! 795 00:59:40,570 --> 00:59:43,836 Sorry to bother you at this tardy hour but... 796 00:59:44,323 --> 00:59:46,669 at the thought of your beauty, 797 00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:49,024 a few verses came to me, and... 798 00:59:49,025 --> 00:59:51,585 I couldn't wait to recite them to you. 799 00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:56,393 When my body, 800 00:59:56,579 --> 00:59:58,079 on your body, 801 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:01,750 heavy as a dead horse; 802 01:00:02,258 --> 01:00:04,560 When my body no longer knows 803 01:00:04,561 --> 01:00:07,495 whether it still exists 804 01:00:07,889 --> 01:00:09,781 How I love you! 805 01:00:09,850 --> 01:00:11,767 How I love you... 806 01:00:15,314 --> 01:00:17,815 I always get stuck there. 807 01:00:17,883 --> 01:00:20,098 Pardon me, I get emotional. 808 01:00:20,099 --> 01:00:22,774 Prrum pum pummmm... hup! 809 01:00:25,365 --> 01:00:27,108 Oh, haha! 810 01:00:27,242 --> 01:00:28,311 ( No, Obelix ) 811 01:00:28,312 --> 01:00:31,088 You naughty, little thing, you! 812 01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:34,177 You see, Bucephalus? That's the Brutus Effect! 813 01:00:34,178 --> 01:00:37,869 Something tells me, you'll trot home alone tonight. 814 01:00:37,870 --> 01:00:39,397 Coming, my Princess! 815 01:00:39,398 --> 01:00:42,496 I'm climbing with my strong... oh, hoho... 816 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:46,896 What am I saying? Your arms are stronger! 817 01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:49,231 Let's not stop half-way, ma belle! 818 01:00:49,232 --> 01:00:51,507 - I'm not decent. - Never mind! 819 01:00:51,508 --> 01:00:55,045 I'll continue climbing the stairway to love! 820 01:00:55,070 --> 01:00:57,613 No, Brutus, I'm in my nightie. 821 01:00:57,614 --> 01:00:59,565 My little feta cheese! 822 01:01:00,628 --> 01:01:02,143 Aah... 823 01:01:06,022 --> 01:01:07,532 Bye-bye, Brutus. 824 01:01:17,379 --> 01:01:19,437 Go for it! 825 01:01:21,475 --> 01:01:23,960 Has anyone ever sung in a stadium? 826 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,158 Sure, The Rolling Stones. 827 01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:33,204 Ah, my friends! Come in! 828 01:01:33,652 --> 01:01:35,790 Excuse my modest tent. 829 01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:39,191 A Bedouin welcomes guests even under his camel's belly. 830 01:01:39,192 --> 01:01:41,142 A Mesopotamian proverb. 831 01:01:41,661 --> 01:01:43,043 Ah, yeah... 832 01:01:47,406 --> 01:01:49,076 Surprise! 833 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:54,004 - What's that? - It's a little giftt. 834 01:01:56,412 --> 01:02:01,470 You know what we call this in our professional jargon? 835 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,175 Corruption! 836 01:02:03,176 --> 01:02:06,153 Haha, such big words! No, it's not corruption. 837 01:02:06,154 --> 01:02:09,032 Corruption is like, giving you money. 838 01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:11,042 So what's this? 839 01:02:11,098 --> 01:02:13,179 This... is gold. 840 01:02:13,478 --> 01:02:15,497 A gift of gold. 841 01:02:15,984 --> 01:02:18,422 If it's a gift, it's impolite to refuse. 842 01:02:18,423 --> 01:02:22,172 No, Mr Brutus! You got the wrong person! 843 01:02:22,173 --> 01:02:24,904 Honesty, probity, ubiquit... 844 01:02:25,944 --> 01:02:27,872 Gentlemen, follow me. 845 01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:30,285 We've heard enough! 846 01:02:31,771 --> 01:02:33,992 - Hey, fart face! - Huh? 847 01:02:34,545 --> 01:02:36,675 I have another proposition. 848 01:02:37,223 --> 01:02:38,527 Hm? 849 01:02:39,412 --> 01:02:41,513 What if I had you quartered? 850 01:02:41,552 --> 01:02:43,986 You and your two stooges. Hm? 851 01:02:45,221 --> 01:02:47,904 We'll take the gold, huh? - Yep. - Yeah. 852 01:02:49,946 --> 01:02:52,312 We'll take it right away. 853 01:02:53,816 --> 01:02:57,255 Boys, for the wrestling event, I won't need you. 854 01:02:57,256 --> 01:02:59,236 I have a secret weapon. 855 01:02:59,237 --> 01:03:03,378 You'll see, the wrestler that all of antiquty will envy! 856 01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:06,010 The strongest man in the world ! 857 01:03:06,122 --> 01:03:09,239 He fears neither fear nor pain. 858 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,044 He KO's 5 oxen every day at breakfast! 859 01:03:12,045 --> 01:03:15,735 He crushes coconuts with his hands to extract the juice! 860 01:03:15,736 --> 01:03:18,756 A fighting machine! A mountain of a fighting machine! 861 01:03:18,757 --> 01:03:21,094 I call him Humungus! 862 01:03:21,095 --> 01:03:23,163 Come, boy! Come on, kid! 863 01:03:23,164 --> 01:03:25,402 Come! Come on, baby! 864 01:03:25,430 --> 01:03:26,905 Come to papa! 865 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,235 Hey? Who's a bad boy? 866 01:03:31,493 --> 01:03:34,296 Don't make any sudden moves, it can spook him. 867 01:03:34,297 --> 01:03:36,106 Oh, he's a feisty one! 868 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,473 Grrr! 869 01:03:37,544 --> 01:03:39,151 Who's my feisty boy? 870 01:03:39,318 --> 01:03:40,754 Hey, tough guy! 871 01:03:47,414 --> 01:03:48,834 Calm down! 872 01:03:49,225 --> 01:03:50,433 A little anecdote: 873 01:03:50,434 --> 01:03:53,787 we had a little difference of opinion. Nothing serious. 874 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:57,028 Anyhow, I wanted to have him quartered. But get this... 875 01:03:57,029 --> 01:03:59,798 my boy's so strong in the joints, that... 876 01:03:59,967 --> 01:04:03,140 the 4 horses were torn in two from the effort. 877 01:04:03,141 --> 01:04:04,956 Come on, you can't beat that! 878 01:04:04,957 --> 01:04:06,989 Right, Humungus, huh? 879 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:11,898 Ungawa! Ungawa! 880 01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:16,707 - Has he eaten? - Three times. 881 01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:17,880 Good. 882 01:04:17,909 --> 01:04:20,132 The action is out there. 883 01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:25,707 Go, Humungus! 884 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:28,053 - Crush'em! - Ungawa, andale! 885 01:04:37,318 --> 01:04:38,981 Athlete's heart... 886 01:05:09,877 --> 01:05:13,143 Maybe we should give him a drop of potion. 887 01:05:20,805 --> 01:05:22,648 Rome: winner! 888 01:05:24,789 --> 01:05:27,017 - Who's the man? - Brutus! 889 01:05:27,977 --> 01:05:29,096 Next! 890 01:05:29,161 --> 01:05:30,410 Let's go! 891 01:05:30,439 --> 01:05:31,930 This crowd! 892 01:05:32,282 --> 01:05:33,904 This ambience! 893 01:05:33,924 --> 01:05:36,441 Finally an audience worthy of me! 894 01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:45,270 I must sing! 895 01:05:45,659 --> 01:05:47,326 You'd better not! 896 01:05:56,947 --> 01:05:58,624 Just a drop... 897 01:05:59,064 --> 01:06:01,286 What's wrong with you two? 898 01:06:01,383 --> 01:06:03,561 Obelix, we don't cheat! 899 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:06,811 Cacofonix, we don't sing! Is that clear? 900 01:06:15,219 --> 01:06:16,979 Rome: winner! 901 01:06:17,505 --> 01:06:20,358 - Yayy! - Shh! 902 01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:23,354 Excuse us. 903 01:06:24,252 --> 01:06:26,371 Excuse us for being better. 904 01:06:29,941 --> 01:06:33,770 Caesar finds these games quite pleasant, finally. 905 01:06:35,099 --> 01:06:36,724 As for the Gaul, 906 01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:38,531 reduce him to purée 907 01:06:38,532 --> 01:06:40,660 and I'll cover you with gold. Gold! 908 01:06:40,661 --> 01:06:43,702 You're an animal. AN ANIMAL! GO, GO! 909 01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:52,185 How about this? Yes, maybe? 910 01:06:53,491 --> 01:06:55,051 Fine, OK. 911 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:58,813 Come, Lovesix. You're going to win! 912 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,457 Let's go! Go for it! 913 01:07:02,371 --> 01:07:04,014 You'll see! 914 01:07:04,439 --> 01:07:05,759 Go on! 915 01:07:06,361 --> 01:07:08,092 For Irina. 916 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:15,478 Lovesix! Don't worry I'll invite you to my wedding with the Princess. 917 01:07:15,479 --> 01:07:18,208 I hope you have the decency to invite me 918 01:07:18,209 --> 01:07:20,178 to your funeral! 919 01:07:34,744 --> 01:07:36,536 -Turn around! - What? 920 01:07:36,862 --> 01:07:39,237 - Behind you! - Behind you! 921 01:08:02,540 --> 01:08:05,309 On your feet! Get up! 922 01:08:08,178 --> 01:08:11,070 Good for him, he took the fewest punches. 923 01:08:11,908 --> 01:08:14,630 Rome wins by default! 924 01:08:40,059 --> 01:08:41,736 Excuse me. 925 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,766 Brutus: winner! 926 01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:09,411 Hah! 927 01:09:41,998 --> 01:09:43,557 Asterix! 928 01:09:44,602 --> 01:09:46,129 I'll eat you alive! 929 01:09:55,620 --> 01:09:57,092 That's not allowed! 930 01:09:57,094 --> 01:09:59,802 What's he doing? Look at him! 931 01:10:01,608 --> 01:10:03,048 But, he's cheating! 932 01:10:04,471 --> 01:10:06,813 Oh, I'm exhausted! 933 01:10:18,263 --> 01:10:19,474 What? 934 01:10:19,638 --> 01:10:21,256 Got a problem? 935 01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:29,692 M-hm! 936 01:10:30,688 --> 01:10:32,615 Brutus: winner! 937 01:10:33,761 --> 01:10:35,321 No problem. 938 01:10:36,579 --> 01:10:37,860 Hah! 939 01:10:55,243 --> 01:10:56,301 It's hopeless. 940 01:10:56,302 --> 01:10:58,617 Even when he loses, he wins. 941 01:11:04,336 --> 01:11:06,887 Well? Julius... 942 01:11:07,385 --> 01:11:08,611 You happy? 943 01:11:08,938 --> 01:11:10,054 Huh? 944 01:11:10,548 --> 01:11:11,895 Some victory! 945 01:11:11,914 --> 01:11:14,932 It's a lovely thing; Rome's grandeur! 946 01:11:15,393 --> 01:11:17,285 Brutus will win the games 947 01:11:17,286 --> 01:11:21,664 but thanks to his tricks, they'll mock the Romans to the ends of the Empire. 948 01:11:21,665 --> 01:11:25,192 - There was no trickery! - Tut-tut! I'm talking to Papa. 949 01:11:25,193 --> 01:11:27,520 Julius Caesar will become 950 01:11:27,596 --> 01:11:30,657 Olympic champion of laughing-stocks! 951 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,603 Do you want him impaled? Devoured? Cut in two? 952 01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:48,883 Such audacity, little Gaul! 953 01:11:49,383 --> 01:11:51,613 You dare to defy Caesar! 954 01:11:52,529 --> 01:11:54,224 Very rash of you. 955 01:11:54,491 --> 01:11:57,516 Others ended up in lions' bellies for less. 956 01:11:57,517 --> 01:11:58,561 Well said, Papa! 957 01:11:58,562 --> 01:12:01,330 If I were you, I'd have him quartered! 958 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,240 You say Rome cheated? 959 01:12:05,692 --> 01:12:08,308 You say the public is disappointed? 960 01:12:08,974 --> 01:12:12,044 Know this, little Gaul; Brutus is not Rome... 961 01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:15,025 and that Caesar has always respected 962 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:17,309 the will of conquered peoples. 963 01:12:17,882 --> 01:12:19,687 - Ave! - AVE! 964 01:12:25,797 --> 01:12:29,407 You want a test of valour and courage? 965 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,606 Without potions or corrupt judges? 966 01:12:32,702 --> 01:12:34,225 YESSS! 967 01:12:34,723 --> 01:12:36,441 You want blood... 968 01:12:36,655 --> 01:12:38,434 sweat and tears? 969 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:39,664 YESSS! 970 01:12:39,665 --> 01:12:42,731 Then, Caesar annuls all that happened so far... 971 01:12:42,732 --> 01:12:45,133 and decrees that the winner... 972 01:12:45,305 --> 01:12:48,069 will be whoever wins the last event... 973 01:12:48,087 --> 01:12:50,141 the chariot race! 974 01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:56,282 - Yeah! - Yeah! 975 01:13:05,392 --> 01:13:06,986 Are you done! 976 01:13:08,070 --> 01:13:09,408 Bastard! 977 01:13:18,866 --> 01:13:20,215 Whatta-ya got? 978 01:13:20,255 --> 01:13:23,695 All right, since Caesar is in love with his reflection, 979 01:13:23,696 --> 01:13:25,391 his image will be his downfall. 980 01:13:25,790 --> 01:13:26,944 How's it work? 981 01:13:26,945 --> 01:13:30,259 Just a normal mirror, except, in the frame there are... 982 01:13:30,260 --> 01:13:31,641 poison darts. 983 01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:35,922 When the chosen person is presnt before the mirror, 984 01:13:35,988 --> 01:13:39,842 the reflection triggers a mechanism that releases the darts, 985 01:13:39,843 --> 01:13:41,565 Instantaneous death. 986 01:13:42,260 --> 01:13:43,685 Instantaneous? 987 01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:47,744 If you set it on Instantaneous Death. You can also set it on Agonising Death, 988 01:13:47,745 --> 01:13:49,551 or Death Alone In His Room, or Death... 989 01:13:49,552 --> 01:13:52,524 Yes, yes, yes. Help me put it there. 990 01:13:53,821 --> 01:13:55,141 Doh! 991 01:13:58,267 --> 01:13:59,458 Papa! 992 01:13:59,765 --> 01:14:01,390 How's it going? 993 01:14:01,853 --> 01:14:03,289 May I present, 994 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:05,098 - Coverdinpoo... - "s" 995 01:14:05,133 --> 01:14:06,754 - Coverdinpoo... - "s" 996 01:14:06,768 --> 01:14:09,335 J.C. -- Julius Caesar, my father. 997 01:14:09,424 --> 01:14:10,541 ( Ave. ) 998 01:14:10,825 --> 01:14:13,425 Coverdinpoo is a mirror maker. 999 01:14:13,992 --> 01:14:16,500 He made your gift. 1000 01:14:19,017 --> 01:14:22,136 Coverdinpoo, tell him about your gift! 1001 01:14:24,547 --> 01:14:26,185 Yes, you made it, 1002 01:14:26,186 --> 01:14:28,712 You'd be best to describe it. No? 1003 01:14:31,953 --> 01:14:33,116 Ave, ave. 1004 01:14:33,293 --> 01:14:35,101 O very great... 1005 01:14:35,210 --> 01:14:37,989 O, immensest Caesar! 1006 01:14:39,351 --> 01:14:40,697 Ave, me! 1007 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,150 On your feet! 1008 01:14:44,006 --> 01:14:47,190 Well, you see, o Caesar, it's... 1009 01:14:48,026 --> 01:14:49,487 It's a mirror. 1010 01:14:49,825 --> 01:14:52,114 But not just any mirror. Because... 1011 01:14:52,115 --> 01:14:54,516 what is a mirror to Caesar? 1012 01:14:54,627 --> 01:14:56,342 Since, Caesar... 1013 01:14:56,923 --> 01:14:58,908 is beauty itself? 1014 01:14:59,314 --> 01:15:02,605 But not just any beauty! Not beauty... 1015 01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:05,697 but 'Beauty' at its most beautiful! 1016 01:15:05,778 --> 01:15:07,676 I said to myself, a mirror cannot 1017 01:15:07,677 --> 01:15:11,820 reflect an image more beautiful than Caesar's beauty. 1018 01:15:11,821 --> 01:15:14,220 That's impossible since Caesar 1019 01:15:14,245 --> 01:15:15,801 is the most beautiful! 1020 01:15:15,802 --> 01:15:17,708 - Impossible, right? - Impossible. 1021 01:15:17,733 --> 01:15:22,242 Then again, it can't reflect back to Caesar a reflection less beautiful than 1022 01:15:22,296 --> 01:15:26,193 Caesar's beauty, even to humble itself in Caesar's presence, 1023 01:15:26,194 --> 01:15:30,189 but, because it would insult Caesar's beauty. 1024 01:15:30,923 --> 01:15:33,686 And that's why I decided 1025 01:15:33,929 --> 01:15:38,010 to create a mirror that would send back a reflection... 1026 01:15:38,011 --> 01:15:39,487 ( Oops, pardon. ) 1027 01:15:40,621 --> 01:15:45,136 which would be a perfect reflection of Caesar's beauty. 1028 01:15:45,137 --> 01:15:46,971 Something like a... 1029 01:15:46,972 --> 01:15:48,521 - Like a mirror! - Like a mirror! 1030 01:15:48,522 --> 01:15:51,414 Voila, like a mirror, Papa! A mirror, you know... 1031 01:15:51,415 --> 01:15:53,224 to look at yourself, Papa. 1032 01:15:53,276 --> 01:15:56,128 - Shall I uncover it? - Yes, uncover it. 1033 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:04,035 I'm not worthy to be reflected in this mirror. 1034 01:16:04,716 --> 01:16:09,277 I'll leave you with your Caesarliest reflection. 1035 01:16:11,554 --> 01:16:15,110 Father, may this modest mirror... 1036 01:16:15,394 --> 01:16:18,651 bring you eternal serenity. 1037 01:16:19,953 --> 01:16:22,178 - Ave, father. - Ave. 1038 01:16:32,096 --> 01:16:34,355 ( Come on, look at yourself. ) 1039 01:16:34,394 --> 01:16:37,239 ( Come on, you're the fairest of 'em all. ) 1040 01:16:37,538 --> 01:16:38,789 ( Go on. ) 1041 01:16:38,955 --> 01:16:40,314 ( Go on! ) 1042 01:16:40,926 --> 01:16:43,278 ( Go on, go on, go on, go on. ) 1043 01:16:46,197 --> 01:16:48,173 Mirror 'taster'! 1044 01:16:58,713 --> 01:16:59,814 Ave. 1045 01:17:05,802 --> 01:17:07,902 ♪ J'ai perdu la tête 1046 01:17:07,911 --> 01:17:10,662 ♪ Depuis que j'ai vu Suzette 1047 01:17:11,346 --> 01:17:13,245 ♪ Je perds la raison 1048 01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:15,128 ♪ Chaque fois que j'vois Suzon 1049 01:17:21,364 --> 01:17:25,413 Listen, what we should do is abduct their druid 1050 01:17:25,414 --> 01:17:28,633 and oblige him to give us his magic potion. 1051 01:17:29,096 --> 01:17:31,897 Oh, yeah? How do you intend to do that? 1052 01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:35,112 We're not even allowed to cheat anymore. It's a rule. 1053 01:17:35,113 --> 01:17:36,793 Anybody ask you, hm? 1054 01:17:36,802 --> 01:17:38,766 Silenceus, did we ask him? 1055 01:17:41,659 --> 01:17:44,176 Ah! So zip it! 1056 01:17:44,177 --> 01:17:45,654 Shut-yer-trap! 1057 01:17:45,655 --> 01:17:47,092 What's your angle? 1058 01:17:47,093 --> 01:17:49,572 An elixir of invisibility. 1059 01:17:49,736 --> 01:17:53,675 To kidnap Getafix during the druids' convention. 1060 01:17:56,874 --> 01:17:59,013 Gluteus Maximus, drink this. 1061 01:18:03,798 --> 01:18:07,082 The thing is... I've got a bit of a liver problem. 1062 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,325 Aww! 1063 01:18:09,522 --> 01:18:12,594 That's too bad! Must be painful, no? 1064 01:18:12,602 --> 01:18:15,119 - A bit, yeah. - I quite understand. 1065 01:18:15,638 --> 01:18:16,786 Aargh! 1066 01:18:19,710 --> 01:18:22,549 - Better now? - Much better. 1067 01:18:23,078 --> 01:18:24,450 Swallow it. 1068 01:18:37,225 --> 01:18:38,986 It's not working. 1069 01:18:54,762 --> 01:18:57,133 Now, go, Gluteus Maximus. 1070 01:18:57,134 --> 01:18:59,434 Go and... fetch! 1071 01:18:59,456 --> 01:19:01,851 No, no, we'll go with him. 1072 01:19:04,021 --> 01:19:07,905 And now, here is Numeric 1073 01:19:07,905 --> 01:19:10,805 from the Black Forest. 1074 01:19:13,077 --> 01:19:16,002 My dear druid friends, dear colleagues. 1075 01:19:16,003 --> 01:19:18,808 I invented an elasticity potion. 1076 01:19:19,101 --> 01:19:22,368 Can I get 4 burly druids to assist me? 1077 01:19:24,872 --> 01:19:25,972 Oopla! 1078 01:19:25,973 --> 01:19:28,302 Now, pull. As hard as you can. 1079 01:19:28,309 --> 01:19:30,817 Pull. Voila, pull! 1080 01:19:31,455 --> 01:19:34,019 G-Go on, pull. Don't hold back. 1081 01:19:34,638 --> 01:19:35,951 Good. Voila! 1082 01:19:35,952 --> 01:19:39,554 That's what I call elasticity! 1083 01:19:42,850 --> 01:19:45,210 Remind me of the plan again? 1084 01:19:45,211 --> 01:19:48,144 Here's the problem. The druids vs. us. 1085 01:19:48,145 --> 01:19:50,308 In geodesic relief, we spread out. 1086 01:19:50,309 --> 01:19:52,889 We corroborate, more or less. 1087 01:19:52,894 --> 01:19:54,515 And we localise. 1088 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,322 And that means? 1089 01:19:56,323 --> 01:19:57,448 -It means... -OK. 1090 01:19:57,449 --> 01:20:00,624 It's very simple. Topographically, all we need to do.. 1091 01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:03,822 Cut the crap! Gluteus Maximus, fetch him! 1092 01:20:03,979 --> 01:20:05,848 All right, you can let go, now. 1093 01:20:16,712 --> 01:20:18,463 -Ah! Oh! -Woof! 1094 01:20:18,464 --> 01:20:19,933 What's wrong? 1095 01:20:20,153 --> 01:20:21,842 He's crowding me. 1096 01:20:21,843 --> 01:20:24,172 Honestly! Come here, boy. 1097 01:20:24,173 --> 01:20:26,650 Asterix! Obelix! 1098 01:20:26,806 --> 01:20:29,741 Asterix, Obelix, my friends! 1099 01:20:29,817 --> 01:20:32,411 Getafix has been taken. 1100 01:20:32,412 --> 01:20:36,135 An invisible force has kidnapped your druid! 1101 01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:37,819 during our convention! 1102 01:20:37,820 --> 01:20:40,460 Kidnapping a druid? What an age we live in! 1103 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:42,979 An invisible force? Are you sure? 1104 01:20:43,011 --> 01:20:45,691 As sure as I'm looking at you. 1105 01:20:48,917 --> 01:20:50,182 Obelix. 1106 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:54,973 If we get Dogmatix to sniff something that Getafix touched, 1107 01:20:54,974 --> 01:20:57,516 do you think he could find his trail? 1108 01:20:57,783 --> 01:21:00,010 I thought he was crowding you! 1109 01:21:02,076 --> 01:21:05,601 Mr Dogmatix, Mr Asterix apolgises. 1110 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:07,236 All right, now? 1111 01:21:08,222 --> 01:21:10,190 What should he sniff? 1112 01:21:10,394 --> 01:21:12,208 Find Getafix! 1113 01:21:13,576 --> 01:21:15,135 Go on. 1114 01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:27,699 What's he doing, now? 1115 01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:30,332 He's asking his pals, which way. 1116 01:21:36,914 --> 01:21:38,093 Down! 1117 01:21:39,656 --> 01:21:40,939 He's found it. 1118 01:21:40,940 --> 01:21:43,399 - I'll stay here. - Good idea. 1119 01:21:43,564 --> 01:21:46,528 I need to be rested for my audience. 1120 01:21:46,546 --> 01:21:50,372 The man would go no doubt, but the artist needs his rest. 1121 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:51,932 Pardon. 1122 01:21:55,238 --> 01:21:58,375 Dogmatix, good! Come here, boy. 1123 01:22:01,276 --> 01:22:02,836 Yes, Gauls? 1124 01:22:08,581 --> 01:22:11,525 My friends, it was time you got here! 1125 01:22:12,325 --> 01:22:14,828 Getafix, did anyone hurt you? 1126 01:22:14,829 --> 01:22:18,445 They want me to make potion I said I needed bat's spit. 1127 01:22:18,446 --> 01:22:20,384 If I keep stalling, they'll torture me. 1128 01:22:20,385 --> 01:22:23,048 Hurting a druid! And for potion, of all things! 1129 01:22:23,049 --> 01:22:25,100 Give everybody the potion! 1130 01:22:25,101 --> 01:22:28,818 That way they'll all be equal, and I can participate! 1131 01:22:29,230 --> 01:22:30,448 Obelix... 1132 01:22:31,032 --> 01:22:32,474 You're a genius! 1133 01:22:33,742 --> 01:22:37,078 Since the Romans are so eager to have this potion, 1134 01:22:37,079 --> 01:22:38,900 we'll give 'em some! 1135 01:22:41,778 --> 01:22:45,405 -That's what I'm talking about! -Good idea, Asterix! 1136 01:22:51,603 --> 01:22:55,533 Silenceus, it's the first time I've seen anyone get beaten up by a bat! 1137 01:22:55,534 --> 01:22:58,609 That druid better be cooperative, or I'll have him quartered. 1138 01:22:58,610 --> 01:23:00,891 But then he can't make the potion. 1139 01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:03,231 That's true. 1140 01:23:03,935 --> 01:23:05,037 The guards! 1141 01:23:05,451 --> 01:23:06,631 The tent! 1142 01:23:06,632 --> 01:23:07,842 The druid! 1143 01:23:12,848 --> 01:23:14,904 There, what did I tell you? 1144 01:23:14,929 --> 01:23:16,710 He made his magic stew. 1145 01:23:16,711 --> 01:23:20,073 He got scared and cracked. Druids are cretins! 1146 01:23:20,074 --> 01:23:22,698 Why did he leave us the cauldron? 1147 01:23:23,210 --> 01:23:25,303 I dunno why he left the cauldron! 1148 01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:29,075 He's in a hurry, he drinks some, knocks out 2 guards and runs off. 1149 01:23:29,076 --> 01:23:30,667 I'd do the same. - Hey! 1150 01:23:30,681 --> 01:23:32,726 It's surely a trap. 1151 01:23:37,759 --> 01:23:39,377 You're right. 1152 01:23:40,193 --> 01:23:41,555 Gluteus. 1153 01:23:41,556 --> 01:23:43,395 Me? Why not him? 1154 01:23:43,615 --> 01:23:44,742 Fair point. 1155 01:23:44,821 --> 01:23:46,627 Hey! You thirsty? 1156 01:23:46,660 --> 01:23:47,837 No, I'm fine. 1157 01:23:47,838 --> 01:23:49,563 Oh, yeah? Go on. 1158 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:57,738 Well? 1159 01:23:58,572 --> 01:24:00,186 I feel nothing. 1160 01:24:01,577 --> 01:24:03,131 Thump someone. 1161 01:24:03,164 --> 01:24:04,476 Who? 1162 01:24:05,865 --> 01:24:07,323 Not him. 1163 01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:12,407 You! 1164 01:24:12,557 --> 01:24:13,800 Why me? 1165 01:24:13,801 --> 01:24:16,274 I've been itching to do it for a while! 1166 01:24:16,633 --> 01:24:17,968 Me too. 1167 01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:19,437 No, Coverdinpus... 1168 01:24:19,491 --> 01:24:22,192 No, not with that, you'll break it. 1169 01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:29,864 Yes! Yes! It works! It works! 1170 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:32,324 We have the magic potion! 1171 01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:36,662 I'll win the Olympic Games and much more! 1172 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,956 I shall become... 1173 01:24:39,912 --> 01:24:45,908 Master of the World! Il maestro del mondo! [IT.] 1174 01:24:47,318 --> 01:24:49,709 Il commendatore. (Knight Commander) 1175 01:25:19,162 --> 01:25:21,225 [ GO GERMANIA ] 1176 01:25:50,742 --> 01:25:54,781 The sand is damp. It'll be a sloppy track. 1177 01:25:55,705 --> 01:25:57,123 What are you doing? 1178 01:25:57,124 --> 01:25:59,684 Whispering to the horse, you never know... 1179 01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:03,117 I put on wheels with a 5 groove tread pattern. 1180 01:26:03,212 --> 01:26:05,502 I think you'll get better traction. 1181 01:26:05,525 --> 01:26:08,032 Seems like a good strategy. We'll beat them. 1182 01:26:08,033 --> 01:26:09,675 OK, let's go. 1183 01:26:15,029 --> 01:26:16,201 Voila. 1184 01:26:17,431 --> 01:26:19,238 You want them gone, but... 1185 01:26:19,239 --> 01:26:22,414 it's not easy to make these critters disappear. 1186 01:26:22,451 --> 01:26:24,037 You can eat them. 1187 01:26:24,047 --> 01:26:25,344 Yeah, no. Um... 1188 01:26:25,345 --> 01:26:28,980 It's OK for them, but not me, 'cause I'm the boss. So... 1189 01:26:29,459 --> 01:26:31,772 -Can we negotiate? -No! 1190 01:26:33,154 --> 01:26:35,307 Go ahead, eat up! 1191 01:26:35,337 --> 01:26:37,174 No, no. You first! 1192 01:26:37,175 --> 01:26:38,810 Me? 1193 01:26:43,946 --> 01:26:45,624 Your turn. 1194 01:26:50,401 --> 01:26:53,434 C'mon, c'mon! Shut up and eat. 1195 01:26:54,248 --> 01:26:55,772 Disgusting. 1196 01:26:55,802 --> 01:26:57,790 - Not bad! - Pretty good. 1197 01:27:14,183 --> 01:27:16,496 May the sand in the stadium... 1198 01:27:16,529 --> 01:27:18,300 turn red... 1199 01:27:18,301 --> 01:27:20,329 with the blood of the losers! 1200 01:27:21,431 --> 01:27:22,921 Ave, Caesar! 1201 01:27:30,581 --> 01:27:33,175 That's it, Papa. Enjoy it while you can. 1202 01:27:33,176 --> 01:27:35,366 Look how happy he is! 1203 01:27:35,548 --> 01:27:37,139 It won't last. 1204 01:27:52,895 --> 01:27:54,371 Lovesix! 1205 01:29:08,015 --> 01:29:09,518 That's gotta hurt! 1206 01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:50,940 Hey, Greek! 1207 01:29:51,421 --> 01:29:53,561 Check your axle! 1208 01:29:53,616 --> 01:29:56,689 I 'tweaked' it before the start! 1209 01:29:59,789 --> 01:30:01,467 Ciao! 1210 01:30:14,324 --> 01:30:16,380 Aw! This is just not possible! 1211 01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:26,123 Good, Michael. You're a tenth of an hourglass ahead 1212 01:30:30,139 --> 01:30:32,147 Mas rapido! Haa! Haa! 1213 01:30:39,330 --> 01:30:42,386 Go, Lovesix. You're the best! 1214 01:30:43,419 --> 01:30:46,092 Lovesix! Lovesix! 1215 01:30:49,634 --> 01:30:52,688 Was it a good idea giving the potion to Brutus? 1216 01:30:52,894 --> 01:30:54,903 Patience, Obelix... 1217 01:30:54,972 --> 01:30:57,831 Patience? But now, Lovesix is last. 1218 01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:03,638 Mas rapido! 1219 01:31:46,026 --> 01:31:48,535 What? He's ahead and he stops? 1220 01:31:48,614 --> 01:31:51,779 Yeah, maybe someone changed the rules. 1221 01:31:53,993 --> 01:31:56,304 It's all on the line now, guys. 1222 01:32:02,711 --> 01:32:04,633 Jean, I need more traction. 1223 01:32:04,634 --> 01:32:07,149 OK. Put on the dual traction wheels! 1224 01:32:08,362 --> 01:32:11,364 No more pit-stops. It's all up to you, Michael. 1225 01:32:15,949 --> 01:32:17,864 Yaah! Yaah! 1226 01:32:18,936 --> 01:32:20,411 Let's go, guys. 1227 01:32:25,193 --> 01:32:28,497 3 tenths of an hourglass. Good work, guys! 1228 01:32:40,885 --> 01:32:42,862 How's your rod? Alright? 1229 01:32:42,863 --> 01:32:45,075 Can you lend me some parts? 1230 01:32:51,470 --> 01:32:54,205 Bye-bye, fat Teuton! 1231 01:32:58,911 --> 01:33:00,456 Cheater! 1232 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,130 Impossible! 1233 01:33:06,245 --> 01:33:07,974 Look, ma, no hands! 1234 01:33:07,975 --> 01:33:09,959 Call this a chariot race? 1235 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,598 I call it a circus. Lamentable! 1236 01:33:12,599 --> 01:33:14,407 I'm noting it down! 1237 01:33:15,410 --> 01:33:18,457 Prepare the emergency horses! Hurry! 1238 01:33:20,051 --> 01:33:22,135 My beloved! 1239 01:33:25,304 --> 01:33:26,773 Brutus! 1240 01:33:31,826 --> 01:33:33,123 Irina! 1241 01:33:33,124 --> 01:33:34,460 What? 1242 01:33:34,890 --> 01:33:36,423 What the?... 1243 01:33:36,612 --> 01:33:38,871 It's just to encourage him. 1244 01:34:13,933 --> 01:34:15,444 Thanks, Jean! 1245 01:34:28,753 --> 01:34:29,859 Obelix... 1246 01:34:30,381 --> 01:34:32,421 - Obelix! - What? 1247 01:34:32,971 --> 01:34:35,982 - Stop that chariot! - Why? It's empty. 1248 01:34:36,526 --> 01:34:39,066 Exactly! Come on, just do it! 1249 01:34:39,511 --> 01:34:40,872 Hold him! 1250 01:34:48,887 --> 01:34:50,353 Perfect! 1251 01:34:51,693 --> 01:34:54,006 Yaah! Go, my babies! 1252 01:34:55,476 --> 01:34:57,102 What's he up to? 1253 01:34:57,689 --> 01:34:59,617 Don't you understand me? 1254 01:34:59,618 --> 01:35:01,571 He can't beat Lovesix! 1255 01:35:02,418 --> 01:35:05,419 "Iberian chariot". Anda, siii! 1256 01:35:27,828 --> 01:35:31,121 Hey, Lovesix, who's her champion now, huh? 1257 01:35:33,341 --> 01:35:34,810 Yaah! 1258 01:35:43,706 --> 01:35:44,875 Stop! 1259 01:35:44,877 --> 01:35:46,267 Whoa! 1260 01:35:51,350 --> 01:35:53,310 OK, go! 1261 01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:11,664 Is that sheepskin? 1262 01:36:13,690 --> 01:36:16,425 He's not here. Where's Dogmatix? 1263 01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:19,521 Oh, excuse me, Obelix, I was with a fan. 1264 01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:21,453 Dogmatix disappeared! 1265 01:36:21,964 --> 01:36:24,911 It's not my fault! I didn't even sing! 1266 01:36:25,824 --> 01:36:27,264 Dogmatix? 1267 01:36:27,485 --> 01:36:31,797 Praetorians, the race'll be over, soon. So, what's our plan, again? 1268 01:36:31,871 --> 01:36:33,580 The podium... us... 1269 01:36:33,581 --> 01:36:36,337 Infiltration. Encirclement. Formal caution... 1270 01:36:36,338 --> 01:36:40,419 Like we rehearsed, I say: "You are under arrest!" 1271 01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:42,421 Who? Us? 1272 01:36:42,717 --> 01:36:44,423 No, not you! 1273 01:36:46,493 --> 01:36:47,993 Brutus? 1274 01:36:48,090 --> 01:36:50,222 Not Brutus. 1275 01:36:51,475 --> 01:36:53,034 Lovesix! 1276 01:36:56,881 --> 01:36:58,911 Lovesix, jump! 1277 01:37:09,710 --> 01:37:13,605 Don't forget, it's important to 'finish' the race! - Yes! 1278 01:37:18,087 --> 01:37:19,681 Thanks, Asterix! 1279 01:37:20,659 --> 01:37:22,924 Obelix! He's over there! 1280 01:37:22,925 --> 01:37:24,556 - Where? - There! 1281 01:37:24,557 --> 01:37:25,884 Dogmatix! 1282 01:37:25,901 --> 01:37:28,120 Now that's stronger than puppy love! 1283 01:37:28,121 --> 01:37:30,641 - Seems kinda serious. - I'll say! 1284 01:37:30,642 --> 01:37:34,059 It's a plot! With Caesar arrested, Brutus takes power 1285 01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:36,098 and covers me in gold. 1286 01:37:37,588 --> 01:37:39,283 And us? 1287 01:37:40,131 --> 01:37:41,232 Hmm... 1288 01:37:41,653 --> 01:37:45,289 No, I don't recall anything about you guys. 1289 01:37:45,330 --> 01:37:46,665 C'mon! 1290 01:37:47,245 --> 01:37:50,458 Did you hear that? A plot against Caesar! 1291 01:37:55,829 --> 01:37:57,516 Gluteus Maximus! 1292 01:37:59,990 --> 01:38:02,407 Get me loose, moron! 1293 01:38:07,389 --> 01:38:08,984 Gently! 1294 01:38:12,439 --> 01:38:14,094 See you, Brutus! 1295 01:38:22,697 --> 01:38:24,457 Piss off! 1296 01:38:27,114 --> 01:38:29,930 You'll be farting fireworks! Open up! 1297 01:38:30,041 --> 01:38:31,599 Good stuff, huh? 1298 01:38:31,999 --> 01:38:34,091 This'll pep you up! Go! 1299 01:38:38,171 --> 01:38:40,985 C'mon, take it. It's good potion! 1300 01:38:42,051 --> 01:38:44,613 -Go, Lovesix! -Go, go, go! 1301 01:38:54,529 --> 01:38:57,061 Los jetzt! ( Come on, now! ) 1302 01:39:13,182 --> 01:39:14,534 Yaah1 1303 01:39:50,444 --> 01:39:51,616 Hah! 1304 01:39:57,081 --> 01:39:59,887 BRUTUS, BRUTUS, BRUTUS... 1305 01:40:00,748 --> 01:40:03,191 Louder! I can't hear you! 1306 01:40:07,267 --> 01:40:09,240 Brutus! 1307 01:40:10,804 --> 01:40:12,740 [ WINNER ] 1308 01:40:12,741 --> 01:40:14,039 Louder! 1309 01:40:23,746 --> 01:40:25,089 Voila! 1310 01:40:25,185 --> 01:40:27,037 Brutus won the Games. 1311 01:40:27,038 --> 01:40:28,912 And Greece won a prince. 1312 01:40:28,913 --> 01:40:30,353 Caesar is happy. 1313 01:40:30,354 --> 01:40:33,182 He finds these games very entertaining . 1314 01:40:33,183 --> 01:40:35,548 They may not last 2,000 years but... 1315 01:40:35,549 --> 01:40:38,868 you must admit they're entertaining. - Thank you 1316 01:40:42,387 --> 01:40:44,586 Everything's going well. 1317 01:40:46,836 --> 01:40:48,810 Objection! 1318 01:40:48,893 --> 01:40:50,477 Contestation! 1319 01:40:50,686 --> 01:40:52,411 Protestation! 1320 01:40:53,322 --> 01:40:57,012 J'accuse Brutus of using a magic potion 1321 01:40:57,052 --> 01:40:59,616 which gives superhuman strength! 1322 01:40:59,617 --> 01:41:00,765 What? 1323 01:41:00,847 --> 01:41:01,909 Me? 1324 01:41:01,910 --> 01:41:03,527 'I' cheated?! 1325 01:41:04,825 --> 01:41:07,286 You've lost your marbles, little Gaul! 1326 01:41:07,287 --> 01:41:09,960 Brutus needs no magic potion to win! 1327 01:41:10,499 --> 01:41:13,140 First, I can't make magic potion. 1328 01:41:13,141 --> 01:41:17,271 Second, I don't know any druid who can make magic potion. 1329 01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:20,433 And, third, I won. So, zip it! 1330 01:41:21,268 --> 01:41:22,677 So, zip it! 1331 01:41:25,988 --> 01:41:29,809 A Greek princess may not be betrothed to a cheater. 1332 01:41:29,944 --> 01:41:34,454 I demand that Brutus take the beetlyser test! 1333 01:41:37,319 --> 01:41:39,577 Who asked her to butt in? 1334 01:41:39,774 --> 01:41:42,608 Gladly, my myrtle-berry extract. 1335 01:41:42,609 --> 01:41:45,630 I'll submit to any controls you wish. 1336 01:41:46,035 --> 01:41:47,198 Hm! 1337 01:41:58,550 --> 01:42:00,110 Sacrilege! 1338 01:42:00,844 --> 01:42:03,481 The beetles have disappeared! 1339 01:42:03,971 --> 01:42:06,253 Aww... bummer! 1340 01:42:06,356 --> 01:42:09,350 And I was so ready and willing, and all.... 1341 01:42:09,351 --> 01:42:13,500 Really, Brutus? It turns out, we don't need the beetles. 1342 01:42:13,608 --> 01:42:17,223 Our druid coloured the magic potion 1343 01:42:17,297 --> 01:42:19,750 to trap cheats like you! 1344 01:42:19,783 --> 01:42:23,231 That's why your horses' tongues... 1345 01:42:23,857 --> 01:42:25,280 are blue! 1346 01:42:25,281 --> 01:42:26,890 Like yours! 1347 01:42:28,428 --> 01:42:31,131 A blue tongue? Absurd! 1348 01:42:31,132 --> 01:42:33,215 Ah, no! Get serious! 1349 01:42:33,947 --> 01:42:35,322 Brutus? 1350 01:42:36,216 --> 01:42:37,803 If you want my hand, 1351 01:42:37,804 --> 01:42:41,052 I order you to stick out your tongue at me. 1352 01:42:45,559 --> 01:42:48,803 I couldn't, ma cherie. It'd be too rude. 1353 01:42:49,008 --> 01:42:50,673 Brutus! 1354 01:42:58,020 --> 01:42:59,911 Better than that! 1355 01:43:03,700 --> 01:43:05,260 More! 1356 01:43:11,540 --> 01:43:13,223 Long live the Gauls! 1357 01:43:14,129 --> 01:43:15,847 Long live the Gauls! 1358 01:43:26,227 --> 01:43:29,661 ♪ We are the champions! 1359 01:43:30,399 --> 01:43:33,204 Couldn't you have told me?! 1360 01:43:43,077 --> 01:43:44,773 ♪ Up, Gaul! 1361 01:43:44,774 --> 01:43:46,580 That's the last straw! 1362 01:43:46,581 --> 01:43:48,886 Mr Brutus, no hard feelings, huh? 1363 01:43:48,887 --> 01:43:51,053 The main thing is to participate. 1364 01:43:51,054 --> 01:43:52,891 Hey, whiskers, not now, OK! 1365 01:43:52,892 --> 01:43:56,550 Ah, Mr Brutus, some men are plotting against your papa! 1366 01:43:56,551 --> 01:43:58,923 - Romans! - Dressed in black! 1367 01:43:58,924 --> 01:44:01,563 Maybe we should give him a hand. 1368 01:44:01,675 --> 01:44:05,035 You, do, have whiskers. I never noticed, before. 1369 01:44:05,826 --> 01:44:07,889 You are under arrest! 1370 01:44:13,194 --> 01:44:15,168 Oh, yeah, Papa! 1371 01:44:16,447 --> 01:44:19,713 Unlucky at games, lucky in succession! 1372 01:44:20,033 --> 01:44:23,048 - It was Brutus' plot! - Now, that's... 1373 01:44:23,081 --> 01:44:26,550 Caesar's dead! Brutus is born! 1374 01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:30,137 Long live Great Brutus the First! 1375 01:44:30,170 --> 01:44:32,105 Seize him! 1376 01:44:36,009 --> 01:44:38,025 I said, seize him! 1377 01:44:41,338 --> 01:44:43,912 Tenacius, seize him! 1378 01:44:56,573 --> 01:44:59,990 Nice games, huh? Very relaxing. 1379 01:45:01,953 --> 01:45:04,723 When I said, "Seize him"... 1380 01:45:04,901 --> 01:45:08,046 I was joking. I meant, "Help him climb up. " 1381 01:45:08,047 --> 01:45:09,740 Oh, yeah? 1382 01:45:11,424 --> 01:45:14,119 No, that's not a slap, Mr Caesar. 1383 01:45:14,384 --> 01:45:16,529 Who asked you, fatso? 1384 01:45:16,553 --> 01:45:18,382 Permit me. 1385 01:45:23,518 --> 01:45:25,278 That's a slap. 1386 01:45:25,437 --> 01:45:26,995 Thank you, Gaul. 1387 01:45:35,348 --> 01:45:37,927 Render unto the little Gaul 1388 01:45:38,059 --> 01:45:40,750 that which is the little Gaul's. 1389 01:45:41,662 --> 01:45:45,185 The race and the Olympic Games 1390 01:45:45,601 --> 01:45:47,883 were won by the team 1391 01:45:47,893 --> 01:45:49,936 of Gallo-Romans! 1392 01:46:40,350 --> 01:46:44,186 Thank you! Thank you, people! 1393 01:47:05,211 --> 01:47:08,044 King Obnoxias being a man of his word, 1394 01:47:08,045 --> 01:47:11,178 Irina and Lovesix's wedding is held in Greece, 1395 01:47:11,179 --> 01:47:13,478 with the whole Gaulish village present 1396 01:47:13,479 --> 01:47:15,692 who made the trip for the occasion 1397 01:47:15,693 --> 01:47:18,401 as did the upper crust of all antiquity, 1398 01:47:18,402 --> 01:47:19,648 Voila, 3 - 2! 1399 01:47:24,062 --> 01:47:26,155 Edifis is here! 1400 01:47:31,153 --> 01:47:32,363 Obelix! 1401 01:47:32,364 --> 01:47:35,084 - I ' m glad to see you! - My friend! 1402 01:47:35,630 --> 01:47:37,743 What a pleasure to see you! 1403 01:47:37,744 --> 01:47:39,718 Getfixed! 1404 01:47:39,746 --> 01:47:41,506 Great to see you. 1405 01:47:41,539 --> 01:47:43,347 Edifis! 1406 01:47:44,649 --> 01:47:46,382 -Hamsterixm! - 'ix'. 1407 01:47:46,415 --> 01:47:48,868 - ixmm. - You said it wrong! 1408 01:47:51,425 --> 01:47:52,984 I dunno, I... 1409 01:47:54,006 --> 01:47:56,147 You look handsomer than last time.. 1410 01:47:56,179 --> 01:47:58,569 -No, stop it! -It's true. I swear. 1411 01:47:58,641 --> 01:47:59,746 Good to see you. 1412 01:47:59,747 --> 01:48:01,740 Me too, I hear you won the Olympics. 1413 01:48:01,741 --> 01:48:03,938 Yes! Let me tell you... 1414 01:48:03,939 --> 01:48:05,898 We started with the potion. 1415 01:48:05,899 --> 01:48:07,410 Then, they said... 1416 01:48:15,802 --> 01:48:18,465 Mrs Geriatrix - Edifis. 1417 01:48:18,828 --> 01:48:23,646 - He's Cleopatra's personal architect. - It's important to stipulate that. 1418 01:48:23,647 --> 01:48:25,925 -Hello, Edifis. -Hello. 1419 01:48:30,453 --> 01:48:31,785 Hello, ladies. 1420 01:48:31,786 --> 01:48:33,795 Friends, please! 1421 01:48:33,951 --> 01:48:36,578 Leave it to the professionals please. 1422 01:48:36,579 --> 01:48:39,398 Um, may I present a fellow bard. 1423 01:48:39,421 --> 01:48:41,263 You'll see, he's great. 1424 01:48:43,111 --> 01:48:45,073 Francrix Lalenix. 1425 01:48:45,082 --> 01:48:46,529 Hey, Olympix! 1426 01:48:46,733 --> 01:48:50,618 Give him a triumpal welcome. 1427 01:48:50,737 --> 01:48:52,996 ♪ My love! 1428 01:48:55,326 --> 01:48:59,507 Gentlemen, let me present 1429 01:48:59,581 --> 01:49:01,922 the new prototype of feet-ball. 1430 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,066 I've done all kinds stuff. 1431 01:49:04,075 --> 01:49:06,501 I built the Taj Halal. 1432 01:49:06,502 --> 01:49:08,893 Heard of it? It's in Papua. 1433 01:49:09,170 --> 01:49:11,247 -What's in it? -Nyanya, nya? 1434 01:49:11,259 --> 01:49:14,277 What's in it? There's nothing in it. 1435 01:49:14,346 --> 01:49:16,907 It's a sheeps belly. It's circular... 1436 01:49:17,002 --> 01:49:19,284 The Tower of Peas, for example 1437 01:49:19,285 --> 01:49:22,419 I did that. OK, it din't turn out too well, but... 1438 01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:23,916 It's a concept. 1439 01:49:24,379 --> 01:49:26,650 -It's like... -It'll never work. 1440 01:49:26,651 --> 01:49:30,063 I can build a cockpit for your two friends. 1441 01:49:30,221 --> 01:49:31,447 Not funny? 1442 01:49:31,532 --> 01:49:34,654 It'll never work. To hell with your "It'll never work"! 1443 01:49:34,660 --> 01:49:36,752 You'll see if it works. 1444 01:49:36,855 --> 01:49:38,376 Hey, Asterix! 1445 01:49:51,139 --> 01:49:53,467 Huh? What did I tell you? 1446 01:49:53,468 --> 01:49:56,106 That is good! It's called bucket-ball. 1447 01:50:04,069 --> 01:50:05,993 You're a sportsman? 1448 01:50:06,569 --> 01:50:09,954 Yes, of course, on several occasions. 1449 01:50:10,302 --> 01:50:12,753 Show me what you can do. 1450 01:50:13,737 --> 01:50:15,157 OK. 1451 01:50:15,644 --> 01:50:17,428 With the ball. 1452 01:50:18,956 --> 01:50:20,516 OK... 1453 01:50:24,090 --> 01:50:26,825 Does it excite you, when I do that? 1454 01:50:29,405 --> 01:50:32,236 - Rather not, - What do you mean? 1455 01:50:57,998 --> 01:50:59,557 What do you want? 1456 01:50:59,958 --> 01:51:04,158 - Zidanis, how long have we been cousins? - Way, too long. 1457 01:51:05,912 --> 01:51:08,675 - You're Egyptian, like me. - I'm not Egyptian. 1458 01:51:08,676 --> 01:51:10,802 You dressed me in this Egyptian crap. 1459 01:51:10,803 --> 01:51:13,394 I bought you nice hair. Like it? 1460 01:51:13,472 --> 01:51:15,191 Yes, I like the hair. 1461 01:51:15,850 --> 01:51:17,742 That's thanks to me. 1462 01:51:28,076 --> 01:51:29,614 You're bustin' my pyramids. 1463 01:51:29,615 --> 01:51:32,778 No, you're bustin' my pyramids! I'm working on something big. 1464 01:51:32,779 --> 01:51:36,543 It's always something big with you! And we get the crap. 1465 01:51:36,561 --> 01:51:39,912 I found this... and I'm keeping it. 1466 01:51:39,917 --> 01:51:41,673 "And I'm keeping it"! 1467 01:51:41,919 --> 01:51:43,477 Tough luck! 1468 01:51:44,238 --> 01:51:47,387 Oh lala! Look, isn't that Olympic, huh? 1469 01:51:47,444 --> 01:51:49,973 Amazing what he does with his feet! 1470 01:51:49,974 --> 01:51:52,226 It's like he's done it all his life. 1471 01:51:52,227 --> 01:51:54,608 He's sure not about to retire! 1472 01:51:54,699 --> 01:51:56,265 Hey, Gramps? 1473 01:51:58,979 --> 01:52:00,704 Want it? 1474 01:52:02,650 --> 01:52:04,209 There you go! 1475 01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:28,608 That's good! 1476 01:52:28,635 --> 01:52:33,563 Hold on. I'll call it hands-ball. 1477 01:52:34,057 --> 01:52:36,994 Edifis! Good to see you. 1478 01:52:37,020 --> 01:52:38,698 Can I have my ball? 1479 01:52:53,627 --> 01:52:55,845 Look, Michael Jordanus. 1480 01:52:58,453 --> 01:53:01,861 You're risking your health doing that to me! 1481 01:53:02,087 --> 01:53:05,858 Please, mister, can I have my ball back? 1482 01:53:15,643 --> 01:53:19,063 So, are you sure we were a hit? 1483 01:53:19,454 --> 01:53:21,554 A 'smashed' hit. 1484 01:53:21,757 --> 01:53:23,358 Stop sulking. 1485 01:53:23,359 --> 01:53:25,618 - Yes or no? - Yes. 1486 01:53:25,695 --> 01:53:27,254 Gimme a kiss! 1487 01:53:28,241 --> 01:53:30,333 - No, people can... - Kiss! 1488 01:53:30,368 --> 01:53:33,504 - They can see us. - I said, kiss! 1489 01:53:33,780 --> 01:53:35,796 - I'm Edifis. - Now! 1490 01:53:36,165 --> 01:53:37,724 Now! 1491 01:53:40,253 --> 01:53:41,764 There! 1492 01:53:45,445 --> 01:53:48,079 Not bad at all, these Olympics, huh? 1493 01:53:48,095 --> 01:53:51,361 Yeah but, not as good as a boar hunt. 1494 01:53:59,047 --> 01:54:02,648 Hey, Brutus, you were supposed to cover us in gold. 1495 01:54:02,656 --> 01:54:04,792 But we're covered in chains. 1496 01:54:04,824 --> 01:54:07,750 I never said that. You misunderstood me. 1497 01:54:07,751 --> 01:54:09,226 Silence! 1498 01:54:09,284 --> 01:54:11,709 Caesar needs calm... 1499 01:54:12,543 --> 01:54:15,122 to appreciate his imperial reflection. 1500 01:54:15,123 --> 01:54:16,717 Hey, you two! 1501 01:54:17,807 --> 01:54:19,955 Row faster and no chatter! 1502 01:54:20,966 --> 01:54:22,872 You too, my son. 1503 01:54:23,757 --> 01:54:25,851 Ave, Papa. 1504 01:54:27,678 --> 01:54:29,272 Ave, me. 95802