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[UP-TEMPO ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYS]
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JAKE: Beemo, turn the music
down.
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Beemo, turn it down!
[VOLUME INCREASES]
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[GROANS]
Come on, beemo!
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You're messing up my game!
Hey, dude, can I borrow that
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paper?
FINN: Mm-hmm.
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JAKE: [WHISTLES]
Bad computer! No! No!
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[MUSIC STOPS]
Now go sit in the corner and
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think about your life.
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[CRASH!]
BOTH: Snail attack!
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Aaaaaah!
Oof!
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[CRYING]
[BOTH COUGHING, GAGGING]
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FINN: Oh, sick!
JAKE: Ugh!
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FINN: Dude, how do you fight
a snail?!
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JAKE: Hold on! I got this!
[GRUNTS]
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Don't make me use this, man!
Salt?!
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But I heard you guys were
heroes.
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FINN: We are heroes.
We thought you were trying to
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attack us.
Why'd you break in here all mad,
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squirting that juice all over
us?
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It's not mad juice.
It's sad juice.
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My name's snorlock, and I'm
sa-a-a-a-d!
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[SOBBING]
FINN: Stop squirting slime!
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Just tell us what's wrong!
I need a girlfriend.
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I have no one to love.
FINN: Jake, hero huddle.
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[SQUISH!]
What do you think?
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JAKE: I think our house is
all jacked up.
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FINN: Yeah, but he's just an
innocent goober looking for
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love.
JAKE: Yeah.
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Okay, let's help him.
But he's got to lay off the
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house.
FINN: Right!
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All right, man.
We'll help you hook up as long
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as you --
yay!
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BOTH: Whoa!
[SMASH!]
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[CRE-E-E-E-AK!]
Aaah!
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JAKE: Lay off the house, man!
[SADLY] You guys won't help
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me?
[WHIMPERS]
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FINN: All right! All right!
We'll help you, dude!
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Just put our house back!
Okay!
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Right after I get a girlfriend.
FINN: Aw!
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All right, you big crazy.
It's a deal.
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[GIGGLES]
FINN: Jake, what time is it?
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JAKE: I don't know, but
you're probably gonna say...
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BOTH: Lady time!
[WOLF WHISTLE]
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F okay, snorlock, iyouf
want a lady, you have to be
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yourself.
How do I be myself?
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FINN: Uh, how does he be
himself, Jake?
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JAKE: Just do whatever you
want, man, as long as it comes
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from the inside.
Like sad juice?
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BOTH: No!
JAKE: You keep that stuff
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inside you, brother.
You just got to talk to 'em.
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Oh. I never done that.
JAKE: Finn, you see any hot
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mamas?
FINN: Um...
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Bam!
JAKE: Go talk to her!
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Go talk to her!
[SIGHS]
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Okay.
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Oh! [INHALES]
Hello.
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Hi.
Mm.
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You seem like a reasonable male.
We should go to a movie
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sometime.
JAKE: He's got this.
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FINN: Yeah.
Uh...
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I like old movies.
[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, uh, uh...
Um, are you okay?
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[SCREAMING]
Aaaaaaaaah!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
BOTH: Aaah!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
FINN: Dude! Our house!
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We got to do something!
JAKE: Relax. I got it.
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Snorlock! Hey, snorlock.
You okay, buddy?
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Went a little nuts there, guy.
You got to get that under
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control, 'cause you're scaring
ladies and jacking up our house.
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I'm sorry.
Are you gonna leave me?
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JAKE: Aw, who could leave
you?
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Come here, you big hot mess.
FINN: Break it up, you two!
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We have ladies to attend to!
JAKE: Yeah, the ladies.
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Talking to ladies is hard.
JAKE: No, it's not.
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Check it out, snorlock.
Finn, you be the guy snail, and
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I'll be...The chick snail.
FINN: Ugh! Gross, Jake!
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JAKE: Come on, man.
We're just pretending.
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Do it for love.
[WHIMPERING]
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FINN: Okay.
I'll do it for this guy.
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[GASPS]
FINN: [CLEARS THROAT]
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What's up, lady snail?
JAKE: [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
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Well, I'm just sitting
here thinking about mating with
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snails.
FINN: No!
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I can't do this, man! I am out!
I'll mate with you.
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JAKE: [NORMAL VOICE] We're
just role playing, buddy.
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Aww.
JAKE: Here, Finn.
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This time you be the chick and
I'll be the snail dude.
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[SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!]
Hey, baby. What's up?
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FINN: Uh -- wha?!
Mm-mmm!
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[SNIFFS]
Mm-mmm!
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[DEEP VOICE] Girl, you smell
good.
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Did you take a bath in rainbows
and cupcakes?
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Say "yes"!
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Say
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"yes"!
[DEEP VOICE] Say "yes"!
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Say
"yes"!
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FINN: Okay! Yes!
JAKE: [NORMAL VOICE] See,
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snorlock?
Talking to ladies is easy.
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Just act like me.
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Uh...Girl, you smell good.
You can smell me?
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May I smell you more?
Uh, okay.
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[SNIFFS]
Cupcakes.
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Uh, I have to go.
Did you take a bath?
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Don't ever talk to me again.
Please don't go! Don't go!
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Aww.
JAKE: Aw, it's okay, buddy.
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Come here and give us a hug.
Man, I wish you guys were
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ladies.
FINN: Uh...
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JAKE: Stay focused, snorlock.
You have any cool talents that
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ladies might like?
No.
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JAKE: Um...
Hey, Finn, teach him how to use
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swords.
The princesses always love this
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one.
FINN: Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
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Yaaaah! Hyah!
JAKE: Do you think you can do
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that, snorlock?
I don't know.
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JAKE: Hmm.
Maybe you're musical.
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Can you do this?
[INHALES DEEPLY]
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[BEATBOXING]
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Try doing all that.
Hmm.
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[GRUNTS]
[POP!]
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[SHING!]
[BEATBOXING]
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BOTH: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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My word, Eleanor!
What is that alluring sound?
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I have no idea.
JAKE: Yeah, snorlock!
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Show us that talent!
FINN: Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, my!
What is that?
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What is that wonderful sound?
Do I see swords?
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FINN: Jake, these chicks look
pretty serious.
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JAKE: Let's just let snorlock
do his thing.
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Go to it, buddy!
[BEATBOXING CONTINUES]
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Ohh!
Ooh!
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Ahh.
JAKE: Look at him go!
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Bringing in the ladies.
FINN: Uh, he's bringing in a
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lot of ladies.
Mm!
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[CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!]
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Beep!
[CRASH!]
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
FINN: Snorlock!
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These ladies are ruining our
tree house!
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Stop!
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[CONTINUES BEATBOXING]
[SMOOCHING]
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BOTH: Whoa!
JAKE: Wedge, dude!
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FINN: [GRUNTING]
JAKE: [GRUNTING]
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It's no use, man.
It's stuck with snail slime.
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FINN: Wha?!
[GRUNTING]
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JAKE: Finn! Aah!
[BOTH GRUNT]
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FINN: How are we gonna get
our house back?
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Salt?!
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JAKE: Dude, I'm going in.
FINN: Wha?! Jake! No!
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You'll get slimed or grinded on!
JAKE: [PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Hmph!
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FINN: [GASPS]
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JAKE: Snorlock, I'm gonna
give you till the count of
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three, mister!
One...
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Two...
Three!
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[CONTINUES BEATBOXING]
JAKE: Fine.
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I didn't want to have to do
this.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
[BLOWS]
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[BEATBOXING SLOWS]
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[BEATBOXING STOPS]
[SIZZLE!]
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Aaaaaah!
Ow! Ow!
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Owwwwwww!
Oh, my gosh. He's naked.
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[LAUGHTER]
What? I'm naked?
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But I've never had a shell.
JAKE: Snorlock, you never had
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a shell?
That means you're not naked.
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You're a slug.
Me, a slug?
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FINN: Yeah, man.
That's why you have trouble with
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snail chicks.
You need slug chicks.
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I don't know any slug chicks.
Actually, I-I'm not really a
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snail.
I'm a slug.
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My shell's made of peppermint.
[LAUGHS]
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[SMOOCHING]
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FINN: That's gross!
JAKE: I don't know why they
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have to make out so close to our
house.
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FINN: I don't know.
Come on.
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Let's finish rebuilding it.
I got some ear plugs you can
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borrow.
[UP-TEMPO ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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Where's that music coming from?
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
FINN: Beemo!
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Get over here and help us
rebuild the tree house.
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JAKE: Yeah.
You live here, too!
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[VOLUME INCREASES]
BOTH: Oh, beemo!
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[SQUIRRRRRT!]
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