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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,735 J.D.: The second we got to the Abacos for the Janitor's wedding, 2 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:08,798 Dr. Kelso, well... He set up shop at the bar. 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,241 That's the best Bahama Mama I've ever had. 4 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:17,045 I'll be the judge of that. Hi, Bob Kelso. Excuse me. 5 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,081 Mercy. 6 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,424 If you would be so kind as to store this for me, 7 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:29,792 we can get this party started. One Bahama Mama, please. 8 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,632 You can have this back when mine comes. 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,868 J.D.: Things weren't going that well for the rest of us. 10 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:41,897 Jordan wasn't happy with Dr. Cox for pretending he had work to do. 11 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:46,344 Elliot was mad at me for never saying "I love you" in a romantic enough way. 12 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,806 And Carla was so busy being a mom... 13 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:53,148 Hush, little baby, don't say a word 14 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,949 Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird 15 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,047 J.D.: She left Turk alone at sea. 16 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,886 Hey. What's up? 17 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,268 Ma'am? 18 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,404 Lady? 19 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:19,137 What's up, Blaquaman? 20 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:20,703 I think I just saw a mermaid. 21 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,476 Maybe you just spooked it. 22 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,517 Oh, cute. Look, an eel. 23 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:29,082 - I'm naked. - All right, that's you. 24 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:32,523 I was supposed to meet Carla out here for a little surf n' Turk. 25 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:36,154 Took off my swim trunks, those bad boys just floated away. 26 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:40,661 Elliot's mad at me because I didn't say "I love you" right. 27 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,332 You know what? That eel's looking at me funny. 28 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,667 I'm gonna switch over here. 29 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:48,003 Yeah, he's got a mind of his own. 30 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,771 Plus, I needed to say how much I loved her 31 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:53,472 and I needed to be looking right into her eyes. 32 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:56,505 Well, what's the difference? Look at me and say it. 33 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,214 I love you. 34 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,017 Well, that's about right. 35 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,616 And you're naked. Perfect. 36 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,990 Either one of you two idiots seen my computer? 37 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:10,086 Maybe the mermaid took it. 38 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,189 He's not great in the heat. 39 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,995 I did see a mermaid. 40 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,598 J.D.: Plus, the Janitor wanted to kill me 41 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,196 for forcing him to have a wedding ceremony. 42 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,267 If I'm gonna have a ceremony. I just need a little help. 43 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,400 Go sunscreen up again 44 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,344 and call an emergency meeting of the Brain Trust. Island style. 45 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,539 Where's Todd? 46 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:31,414 Last time I saw him, he was stuffing seaweed into his bathing suit. 47 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,884 Sure. Where's Doug? 48 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:36,377 Oh, no. I forgot to give him his invite. 49 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,687 He's getting married and he didn't invite any of us? 50 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,625 Oh, come on! 51 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,061 And why are you carrying around your invitations? 52 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,429 Just stupid. You look stupid. 53 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:52,002 Book Doug into the next Dealing with Rejection seminar in my garage. 54 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:55,735 - Eighty bucks. - Eighty bucks? Can I take that class? 55 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,402 No room for you, Ted. 56 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,240 Oh, man. 57 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,974 See, that's not dealing with rejection. 58 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,914 I could work wonders with you, my friend. 59 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,643 One hundred bucks. 60 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,245 Hundred bucks? Sweet. 61 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:13,014 I can't do this all on my own 62 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,651 No, I know 63 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,252 I'm no Superman 64 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,527 I'm no Superman 65 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:31,007 Salad tastes like sunscreen. 66 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,370 That's because you put sunscreen on it. 67 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,680 Oh, man. I put ranch on my face. 68 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:43,348 All right, welcome to the second international meeting of the Brain Trust. 69 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,324 I'll begin this as I began the meeting six years ago in Guatemala. 70 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,452 I'm getting married tomorrow, and I need help. 71 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,485 Ted, you're in charge of location and music. 72 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,522 Todd, you are in charge of locating a justice of the peace 73 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,002 and finding a sea turtle to serve as a ring-bearer. Any questions? 74 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,196 Yeah. 75 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:03,772 Who's this dude? 76 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:04,970 That is Ira. 77 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,605 As per our bylaws, the Brain Trust must always have a fourth. 78 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:10,081 Plus, he can speak to dolphins. Or so he says. 79 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,310 Drink. 80 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:15,281 Drink. 81 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,486 - Ah. The man's a born leader. - Drink. 82 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,392 - You know what? Let's, uh... - Drink, damn it. 83 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,597 J.D.: Time to smooth things over with Elliot. 84 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,969 Seagull! Hey, baby. 85 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,538 Check out this awesome place Turk and I found this morning. 86 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:40,512 It's called Tahiti Beach, and it's out, like, right in the middle of the ocean. 87 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:43,310 We got a kid to videotape us, but it was good you weren't there, 88 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:46,716 because he had red hair. I know how that nauseates you. 89 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,711 That's us doing some muscle poses. 90 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,315 Look how firm Turk looks. 91 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:55,225 Anyway, that's when we realized the kid was trying to steal the camera. 92 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,387 Hey. 93 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,154 Dude. 94 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,427 Yo! My wife gave me that camera! 95 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:03,264 His mistake was running backwards with the camera on us. 96 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,168 Are you out of your mind? 97 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:07,502 J.D.: Unfortunately, the smoothing over didn't work. 98 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,306 So we're not gonna talk about yesterday? 99 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,710 J.D.: For anyone. 100 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:15,407 So we're not gonna talk about yesterday? 101 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,149 So we're not gonna talk about yesterday? 102 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,286 There's nothing really to talk about, sweetie. 103 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,850 You were a little crazy before, now it's over. 104 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,419 What is so crazy about wanting to hear "I love you" 105 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,727 in a meaningful and romantic way? 106 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,926 Oh, good, it's not over. 107 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,900 So you just wasted a whole vacation day 108 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,871 pretending to work just to mess with me? 109 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:43,171 I recall you saying that you were happy I couldn't spend time with you. 110 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,040 Oh, you knew I wasn't serious. 111 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,137 That's how we interact. That's our thing. 112 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,204 Then you know what? 113 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:50,272 I'm sick of pretending that we don't like each other. 114 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,876 It is distinctly not fun anymore. And would you like to know why? 115 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:58,585 Because A, we are over 12 and B, we actually do like each other. 116 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,616 In fact, brace yourself, we love each other. 117 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,191 I can't believe you left me out there yesterday. 118 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,327 I was in the ocean for so long I got jellyfish stings on my dingaling. 119 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,338 I had to make sure Izzy fell asleep. 120 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,237 Why do you have to be a mommy all the time? 121 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,970 Hey, I still make sure you get sex at least once a week. 122 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:21,878 Yeah, but you always start with, "This has to be a quickie." 123 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,109 Why do you always say that? Huh? 124 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,744 Baby, we both know my longies aren't that long. 125 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:27,810 I got to be honest with you, 126 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,913 sometimes it makes me feel like you don't love me. 127 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,287 On behalf of all women, 128 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,088 I just want to thank you for equating getting sex with love. 129 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,459 We think it's awesome when you do that. 130 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,659 You're welcome. 131 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,765 Yeah. No, I know he's upset, 132 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:44,201 but just put him on the phone? Okay, Carol? 133 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,601 Hey, buddy. 134 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,234 I guess you're pretty bummed about the wedding mix-up, huh? 135 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,870 No, man. I got a lot going on here. 136 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,005 So, what's it like there? Is it awesome? 137 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:57,277 Uh, it's pretty awesome. 138 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,250 Yeah, I thought it would be. 139 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,309 But you know what, pal? 140 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,754 I am gonna stay on this phone with you until I'm... I gotta go. 141 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,054 Carol? Close me up. 142 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:14,789 So I found you a justice of the peace. Say hello to Van. 143 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:18,136 - Van? - Van. Stretch it out. 144 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,695 - Van. - Van. 145 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,104 I drive one of you. 146 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,403 You were right not to laugh, that was stupid. 147 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,775 Thanks. 148 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:26,870 Where'd you find this idiot? 149 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,141 Van got me through med school. 150 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,809 He's the dude we used to practice all the rectal exams on. 151 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,717 Did a couple of them right here in this very bar. 152 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,948 Right there. With you. 153 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,117 I find that both fascinating and disgusting. 154 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,963 You already know I love you. 155 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,465 I shouldn't have to make some crazy gesture. 156 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,127 I'm not a big fan of those. 157 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,068 You just went online for three hours 158 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,435 and spent a fortune getting a tiki for Turk. 159 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,341 Elliot, I don't really think $436 160 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,811 for an actual faux-marble imitation tiki is a fortune. 161 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,242 - Was that total or each? - That's irrelevant. 162 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,440 Besides, weren't you the one who said 163 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,577 we were past all this dumb relationship drama? 164 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,450 And I meant it. Then. 165 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,546 But you don't now? 166 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,181 I'm a girl. That's how it works. 167 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,294 And guess what? All relationships have drama, okay? 168 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,193 Okay, when a woman says there doesn't have to be any drama, 169 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,356 it's just because she's so excited 170 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:20,058 that there's no drama at that particular moment 171 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,999 that she can't wait to share that warm, fuzzy feeling with you 172 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,194 before there's any new drama. 173 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,637 I want you to be comforted by the fact that that doesn't sound ridiculous at all. 174 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,401 We are at a wedding. 175 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,909 Why can you not get to a romantic place? 176 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,410 Elliot, it's not a real wedding. 177 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:36,313 It's a crazy cleaning person's scam for presents. 178 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,874 Oh, then, by all means, continue being an ass. 179 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,254 And do you want to know why I'm a mommy all the time? 180 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,313 Please. 181 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:48,953 It's because I am a mommy. All the time. 182 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,659 I have a baby at home, I have one in here, 183 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:56,065 and I have another one who expects me to work, 184 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,730 raise his kids, buy his clothes, make his food, 185 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,672 run his life, and still have all the energy in the world left 186 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,368 to sex him up every night, 187 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:06,606 even though his longies are actually pretty damn long. 188 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,113 I know, right? 189 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,180 You obviously know how I feel about you. 190 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,814 Why are you trying to change me? This? That works for us. 191 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:20,485 Remember when my dog died and you told me he went to doggy hell? 192 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,892 And then you said my mom was gonna go to doggy hell, too, 193 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,055 when she died? 194 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,996 Because of her dog face. 195 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:29,729 Right. I wanted to do you right there in the vet's office. 196 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:33,170 Why are you trying to change our dynamic? I don't want to. 197 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,235 Suit yourself. Just leave me alone. 198 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,941 Just leave me alone. 199 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,242 Just leave me alone. 200 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:47,349 Fine. I'll see you at the wedding. Smile for the camera, honey. 201 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,213 Hmm. 202 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:53,186 Excuse me. Payback time. Let's go. 203 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,957 - But I... Really? - Let's go. 204 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,455 Bye, boys. 205 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:58,622 You're okay with this? 206 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,894 I've got to let my man be my man. 207 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,126 Stop it. 208 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,534 Oh, babe, don't be late for the wedding. 209 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,628 Shut up. 210 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,138 You shut up. 211 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,944 J.D.: The Janitor's wedding day seemed like any other. 212 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,474 - Morning, Bob. - Well, good morning, Gary. 213 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:21,383 One Bahama Mama, please. 214 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,446 And, if you could, the electric razor from my bag. 215 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,614 Thanks again. 216 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,258 For God's sake, Ted, get some sun. 217 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,991 I've not sun-screened up yet. 218 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,400 Live a little. 219 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,371 It's warmer than I thought. 220 00:10:56,922 --> 00:11:01,291 Damn you, Mother Earth! Damn you! 221 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,429 Why? 222 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,067 Here's the incredibly breathtaking view of Hope Town, 223 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,666 and, what do you know? 224 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,870 It's J.D. What's he doing here? 225 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,243 Well, he made me change my wedding plans, 226 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:25,182 and, as punishment, he's gonna spend 10 minutes on top of this lighthouse. 227 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:26,777 That's all I gotta do? 228 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,480 That's it, my friend. 229 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,285 Then how come I got these fish taped to my hands? 230 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,985 Sea birds! No! 231 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,354 No! 232 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,455 Psych! None for you, preggers. 233 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,693 Damn it. 234 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,193 - Do I look like Audrey Hepburn? - Mmm. 235 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,635 - Yes, of course. - Yep. 236 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,764 Crap. He hates Audrey Hepburn. 237 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,775 Oh, no, no, no. You look beautiful. 238 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,436 Let me fix your hair. 239 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,476 Okay. Thanks, guys. 240 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,680 I just want to look great for my honey bunny. 241 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,947 Oh, that's my nickname for him. 242 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,146 He also loves it, 'cause it's his favorite sandwich. 243 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,280 Ah! 244 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:06,849 I feel like I've finally found the perfect man, you know? 245 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,686 Oh, please, there's no such thing. 246 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,391 Look at Perry, he pretends he's cold and emotionless, 247 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,762 but underneath, he's a sweet guy 248 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,097 who wants to talk about our relationship all the time. 249 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,263 Face it, men are just gassy, selfish, sex-crazed egomaniacs 250 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,604 who were put on this Earth to make your life miserable, that's it. 251 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,370 I'm getting married in, like, 10 minutes. 252 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,741 Oh, you'll live. 253 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:29,145 Lady, are these some roots I'm seeing? Is this your natural color? 254 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,115 No, I'm actually a redhead. 255 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,216 Well. I'm just gonna go grab a sip of my drink. 256 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,744 - Okay. - I touched it! It's all over me! 257 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,783 - Go take a shower. - Thank you. 258 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,568 Nice hat. Does it come in a human size? 259 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,864 Shut up. 260 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,931 A hungry seabird pooed on my shirt. 261 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,067 Go get a new one from the gift shop. You're gonna miss it. 262 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,602 You think they sell this shirt? 263 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,342 Oh, you're an idiot. 264 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:06,877 Hey. Hey. 265 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,114 - What? - It's the mermaid. 266 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,614 Then why doesn't she have a tail? 267 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,626 Because she's on land. 268 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,032 Oh, my God. This is the father of my child. 269 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,293 Come on, come on, come on. We're waiting, we're waiting. Come on. 270 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:27,100 All right, I am not a strong public speaker, 271 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,300 nor am I that familiar with the Bible. 272 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,400 So we will do what we can. 273 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,642 Now, if you're excited for a wedding today, 274 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,579 let me hear you say, "Whoo!" 275 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,707 Just like that. It's fun if you throw your shoulders back. 276 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,116 Whoo! Try throwing your shoulders back. 277 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,382 - We're not gonna do that. - Okay, he doesn't want to do that. 278 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:45,356 Here we go. These guys are getting married today. 279 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,816 And, as a special treat, they thought it would be nice 280 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:51,591 if you all stood and they were to sit. So. Shall we? 281 00:13:55,801 --> 00:14:01,103 All right, then. It is now time to join these two as only the Creator can. 282 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,432 - Where's Bob? - He's right over there. 283 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,445 Of course. 284 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,513 Hey. No. 285 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,914 - It's hot! - Too bad. 286 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,717 Marriage is a dead institution. 287 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,621 Uh, it hasn't worked for me. 288 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,888 It hasn't worked for anybody in my family. 289 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,122 But there are certain signposts that you can follow. 290 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,154 You know, to try and make the best of it. 291 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,995 Try not to yell at each other. It's always a great idea. 292 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,434 Don't share any money. Always sound, sound advice. 293 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,896 Never strike each other above the shoulders. 294 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,237 From here down. From here down for hitting. 295 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,640 J.D.: Even though it was a wedding, 296 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,270 none of us were caught up in the romance of the moment. 297 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,007 In fact, before we knew it... 298 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,071 Don't share cars. 299 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,709 You're gonna find that it always has the other person's stink on it 300 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,810 and you can't get that stuff off your shirt, 301 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,821 you're gonna live with it for the rest of your life. 302 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,584 You don't want it when you're driving to work. 303 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,989 You know? 304 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,053 J.D.: Before we knew it, we were already here. 305 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,793 Okay, do you, Ladinia Williams, 306 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:04,868 take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 307 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,330 I do. 308 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,700 J.D.: Oh, my God. We were gonna find out the Janitor's name. 309 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,977 And do you... 310 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,847 What? It's 4:37. High-tide five. 311 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,415 J.D.: Damn it! 312 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,886 It's all right, we'll just start again. No biggie. 313 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,287 And, do you... 314 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,192 Ow! That was off the burn. 315 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,863 You know what we'll do? We'll just say this. 316 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,626 Do you take this lady 317 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,929 to be your lawfully wedded Lady? 318 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,931 I mean, of course you do. Look at her. She's like a little ladybug. 319 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,601 I'll just touch you right there for a second. 320 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,803 - You're done. Out. - Okay. 321 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,643 Terrible job. Good luck. 322 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,814 I just want to say something before we kiss. Okay? 323 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,322 And thanks for coming, even though I didn't want you here. 324 00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,749 Uh. 325 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,490 I know that I'm weird. 326 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,088 But, you know, you'd be weird, too, 327 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,156 if your mother aged backwards like mine did. 328 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,969 So the thing is that I always kind of figured that I would end up alone. 329 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,501 - And then you came along. - Mmm-hmm. 330 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:20,876 And you don't just accept my quirks and my crazy stories 331 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:24,644 and my lies about my mom, you actually appreciate me for them. 332 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:29,278 And I don't think I'll ever stop appreciating you for that. 333 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:33,418 But I know that I'll never stop loving you for it. 334 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,051 I love you, too. 335 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,995 J.D.: And right then, we all realized the value of the romantic gesture. 336 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,938 From one person who loves someone 337 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,939 to another. 338 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,774 My baby don't mess around 339 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:58,647 because she loves me so at least I know for sure 340 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:07,081 But does she really want to but can't stand to see me walk out the door 341 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,859 You can't stand to fight the feeling 342 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:16,129 'cause the thought alone is killing me right now 343 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:21,871 Thank God for mom and dad for sticking two together 344 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,603 'cause we don't know how 345 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,912 Hey ya 346 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,207 Hey ya 347 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,784 Hey ya 348 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,385 Hey ya 349 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,594 You think you got it no you think you got it 350 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:46,655 I remember you. 351 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,791 Got it, just don't get it till there's nothing at all 352 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,734 Want to get in the water? 353 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:51,929 For shizzle. 354 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,438 We get together, oh we get together 355 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:59,376 but separate's always better when feeling's involved 356 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,443 If what they say that nothing is forever 357 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,978 Hey. What time does that wedding start? 358 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,988 Classic stuff, Bob. 359 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,016 Hey. 360 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:17,993 Everything I do is more fun if you're doing it with me. 361 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,695 Was that so hard? 362 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,825 - Yes. - Oh, really? 363 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,636 What are you doing? What are you doing? 364 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,572 - No! Perry! Don't. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 365 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,472 - Don't... - Oh, yeah! 366 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:37,044 Oh! I love you. 367 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,606 I love you. 368 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,019 Bahama Mama. 369 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,046 Big mama. 370 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,994 Oh, it's cooler than being cool 371 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:52,087 God, it's so beautiful here. 372 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:58,597 Look, Elliot, I don't know if it's possible 373 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,004 for me to put how I feel about you into words. 374 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,899 But I guess I'll give it a shot. 375 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:11,109 I never really believed I would find somebody that I love as much as you. 376 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,920 I love you more than anything in the whole world. 377 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,155 Elliot, 378 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,784 I love you more than Turk. 379 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,922 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know. 380 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,057 That's even hard for me to say, but it's true. 381 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,970 I had to wrestle him to the ground to get this, 382 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,666 but it's more important for you to have it. 383 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,014 Look at me. 384 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,211 You're my dream girl. 385 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,060 It's getting a little chilly. 386 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,547 Hey, Bob. 387 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,786 You been sitting here for three days now. 388 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,317 Why don't you get up and go see this beautiful island, man? 389 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,989 You're right. 390 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,008 I'll have a Bahama Mama, please. 391 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,712 Yeah, this is a beautiful place. 30607

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