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♪ My girl has a wicked style
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♪ From her lips to her tits
and don't you forget that mind
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♪ My friend
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♪ I'll say I'm through
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♪ They all think I'm whipped
'Cause I'm down with you
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♪ In this world
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♪ It's good to be alive
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♪ When you miss
the one you love
Then she drops by
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♪ You've got the key
to my door
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♪ You've got the key
to my door
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♪ And when I hear
that lock turn
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♪ Anytime of day
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♪ Anytime of night
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♪ Come without a warning
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♪ I've got nothing to hide
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♪ There used to be a day
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♪ As with traffic that came by
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♪ Ex-girlfriend,
drug, my friend
You know what it's like
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♪ In this world
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♪ It's good to be alive
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♪ When you miss
the one you love
Then she drops by
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♪ My girl
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♪ She's too
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♪ You've got the key
to my door
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♪ You've got the key
to my door
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♪ And when I hear
that lock turn
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♪ When I hear
that lock turning
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♪ I know it's got
to be a good thing
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♪ When we wake
in the morning
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♪ I know
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♪ Watch me now,
watch me now,
watch me now
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♪ You got me coming
with the baby talk
all night
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♪ You got me coming
with the baby talk
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♪ With the pillow talk
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♪ To the lover's lot
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♪ With the baby talk
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♪ Don't fear it
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♪ In this world
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♪ It's good to be alive
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♪ When you miss
the one you love...
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Hey.
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Virgil.
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♪ You've got the key
to my door
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♪ And when I hear
that lock turn ♪
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Oh, Virgil.
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I love you, Virgil.
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Oh, Virgil.
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FRANCINE:
Virgil, come on,
it's time to get up.
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You'll be
late for school.
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Oh, my God.
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Good morning, Mom.
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Good morning, honey.
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Good morning, sweetheart.
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Uh, you know...
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Oh, you are so bad.
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Are you gonna spank me?
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Just don't start anything,
you won't get any breakfast.
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Is that a threat or
a promise?
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Shit, shit, shit.
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Uh-oh.
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We will continue
this later.
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So, Mom, how's
the arthritis today?
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Like you give a shit.
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Earthquake!Sorry.
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Shit!
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Stanley.Mmm-hmm?
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I've been thinking.Mmm-hmm.
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Virgil needs
a girlfriend.
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Hmm.
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I mean, he really
needs a girlfriend.
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What brought this on?
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Well, you know,
he's a teenage boy
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doing what most
teenage boys do
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when they don't
have a girlfriend.
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You don't want him
to go blind, do you?
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Stanley.
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Yeah. You know,
our real concern
should be if he's...
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If he's what?
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Oh, if he's,
you know, normal.
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What are you
talking about?
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Well, look at him.
He's 17 years old.
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He's never been
out with a girl.
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Doesn't that
tell you anything?
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What's it supposed
to tell me?
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That he's a fag.
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How can you say that?
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Virgil's just a little slow
when it comes to girls.
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It just started
doing this.
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And Virgil is not gay.
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He's just a little immature.
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VIRGIL: Hey!
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Who turned off the water?
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Uh...
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Back on in a minute.
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You know, he does have
your bottom.
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Stanley.
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Talk to Virgil.
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Encourage him
to start dating.
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You're his father.
Talk to him man to man.
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I've had enough of you two.
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I'm gonna take a dump.
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Tomorrow,
we call the nursing home.
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Dwayne, you forgot
your lunch!
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And here's
your breakfast.
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Thanks, Ma.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
I'm just not very hungry.
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Get back in the house.
I'm calling the doctor!
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Mom, I'm not sick. I...
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I'm just a little nervous.
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About what?
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You know. That thing
we talked about last night?
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Oh, you mean about asking
Margaret Lapinski to the prom.
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Oh, don't be nervous,
there's nothing to
be nervous about.
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Oh, just ask her.
It'll be good for you.
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Going out with a girl.
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Maybe you won't spend so
much time in the bathroom
with those dirty magazines.
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Ma!
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What? You don't think
I know what you do
in there?
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Ma!
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It's normal,
for a teenage boy.
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Now, your father,
what's his excuse?
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I'm gonna be
late for school.
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Well, have a nice day,
sweetheart.
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Morning, dear.
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So, Virge,
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Mom tells me
there's a senior prom
coming up at your school soon.
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Uh, yeah.
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All right.
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Well, do you
have a date yet?
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You know,
Dwayne and I were
just talking about that.
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Really?
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And what did
you guys decide?
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Dwayne's gonna ask
Margaret Lapinski.
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And who are you asking, dear?
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I don't know.
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I'm thinking about it.
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Well, hang in there, Son.
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If Dwayne can get
a date, anybody can.
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Thanks.
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MARGARET: Dwayne, wait up.
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Hi, Margaret.
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Hi.
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You on your way
to school?
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Yeah, unfortunately.
You, too?
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Yeah.
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What kind of
sandwich is that?
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Uh...
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It's a salad. Egg.
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Oh! It looks good.
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Well, you want a bite?
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Oh, thanks!
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That was good.
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You want the rest?
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Oh, thanks.
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Gee, it's hard to imagine
that the senior prom is
only a couple of weeks off.
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Yeah.
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I suppose
you've already
asked somebody.
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No, not really.
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I mean,
there was this
one time and I was...
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And then another time
when I was thinking...
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But then the other day
I was thinking about and...
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Yes!Huh?
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Yes, I'll go with you!
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Really?
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That's great.
I mean, that's great!
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We'll make
such a cute couple!
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Right. Fat and fatter!
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What did you say?
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Nothing.You called me fat!
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No, just
pleasantly plump.
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Oh! You shitheel!
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You think I'm fat?
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Try looking in the mirror,
blubber butt!
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Does that mean we're not
gonna go to the prom together?
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Of course
I'm gonna go with you.
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You can't get out of it
that easy.
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She is a rough girl.
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I like it.
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You know, Son,
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when a boy gets
to be your age,
there's...
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Well, there's,
like, these urges,
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I guess you'd call them.
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Being a healthy
young male, these...
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Well, these urges,
they need to be addressed.
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Oh, God!
Please don't go there.
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I know, sometimes
being a teenager...
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Heck! I was
a teenager myself once.
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Sometimes the hormones
get going so fast,
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you don't know if it's
a girl or a boy that
you want.
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I mean, it's normal.
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It doesn't mean
that you have to
be gay or anything.
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I mean, it doesn't mean that
you're gay or anything
like that.
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You know what I mean?
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No.
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I mean, you should
just go for the girls.
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Yeah, girls
are the way to go.
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Dad, I don't want girls.
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Yes, you do.
Believe me, I know
what's best for you.
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No, I don't
want any girl.
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Try it first. I know
what I'm talking about.
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No, Dad,
there's this one
girl that I want.
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Now, look, it's just...
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What did you say?
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There's just one girl
that I wanna ask
to the prom
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or anywhere else
for that matter.
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It's Kellie Guthrie
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and she is the
most beautiful,
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most wonderful...
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Well, yeah, that's
great, Son.
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Yeah, that's great.
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Put on your seat belt.
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Yo, Virge,
check this out.
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Hey, Amy, baby,
how's it going?
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So, when are
we gonna hang?
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Later, huh?
Okay, you keep walking.
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I'll meet you there.
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Okay, Virge,
tell me the truth.
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Do I got a shot at
getting lucky with
Margaret?
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I think
that all depends on
how you define lucky.
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Well, shit, man,
I just know it's gonna happen.
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I mean,
it's the law of averages.
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How many times
can I strike out?
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You really want me
to answer that?
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Okay, you see this baby?
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I've been
saving it for two years
and every day it says to me,
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"Tonight,
is it going to be tonight?"
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Well, on prom night
I get to say, "Yes!"
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Your condom
talks to you?
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No, asshole,
I mean it... Well...
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Forget it.
He no understand, Pierre.
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How do you know
it's still any good?
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Why shouldn't it be?
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Look, I know it's a couple
years old and a little sticky,
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but it's still good.
Oh, yeah.
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I swear, Dwayne,
you have got to be
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the biggest dumbshit
I have ever known.
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Oh, yeah?
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00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,713
Well, okay Mr. Big Shot,
so who're you gonna ask
to the prom, huh?
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Kellie.Kellie Guthrie?
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Yeah. Why not?
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00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,373
Well, one reason
may be that Scott,
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her boyfriend,
will rip off your head
and use it as a bowling ball.
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00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,770
Oh, no, no, no.
See, you haven't heard.
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They broke up, my friend.
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They broke up.
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The field is wide open.
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00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,172
Yeah, well, still, how
the hell are you gonna
ask her, smartass?
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You can't even think
about Kellie without
getting a hard on.
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00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,657
I got that
taken care of, too.
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Come here.
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00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,057
Uh-huh.
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00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,798
Today is the day.
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You could've
washed it first.
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♪ Another pain in the ass
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♪ Another pain in the ass
259
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,334
Hey, Kellie.
260
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,031
Hi, Herbert.
261
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,903
♪ Another, another,
another pain
262
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:32,948
Virgil.
263
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:39,172
♪ Another pain
It's all in my head
264
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:43,045
♪ Another day in my head
265
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,064
♪ Sitting in World History
266
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,805
♪ The final in-class essay
267
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,763
♪ You were sitting
next to me
268
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,548
♪ Your skirt
all short and sassy
269
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,725
♪ Hands start shaking
270
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,683
♪ Turn my test
into the teacher
271
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,903
♪ Turned around
and heard him say
272
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,298
♪ "Wait a minute
273
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:22,476
♪ "You, there
You got it all wrong
274
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,695
♪ "Neatness counts
275
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:25,696
♪ "Do it again"
276
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,278
♪ Sitting in the parking lot
277
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,150
♪ After a scary movie
278
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,065
♪ You were looking
wicked hot
279
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,936
♪ The fire burns
right through me ♪
280
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,894
Well, well, well.
281
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,854
What have we here?
282
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,597
It's not possible
one of our students
is cheating.
283
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,295
Now, that's not
possible, is it?
284
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,517
It appears to me,
Miss Guthrie,
285
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,172
you've left me no choice
but to give you an "F."
286
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,087
Of course,
you know what that means.
287
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,392
You flunk US History.
288
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,136
So, class,
289
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,009
can you think of anything
worse than cheating?
290
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,186
Your boyfriend farting
on your first date?
291
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,970
Your girlfriend telling you
she's pregnant?
292
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,537
Having your mom
walk in on you
while you're...
293
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,540
Enough. I get the point.
294
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,195
Now, as for you,
young lady...
295
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,805
Excuse me,
Mr. Klausman?
296
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,114
Virgil. Those are my notes.
297
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,246
What?What?
298
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,120
Those are my study notes.
299
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,992
I like to go over them
before a test, you know.
300
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,560
But they must have
fallen out of my pocket
301
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,301
when I went
for my inhaler
'cause I have this asthma...
302
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,955
What are you babbling about,
Mr. Heitmeyer?
303
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,524
Well, I'm sorry
if I caused
any trouble, sir,
304
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,657
but those are my notes.
305
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,528
You, sir, are a liar.
306
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,969
Mr. Klausman,
I may just be
a kid, you know.
307
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,146
Immature in many ways
and, you know, not yet
308
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,887
sophisticated in the ways
of the world per se...
309
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,020
Do you have a point,
Mr. Heitmeyer?
310
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,197
Yes, sir.
I do not lie.
311
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,679
My integrity's never been
brought into question
and frankly,
312
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:22,161
I kind of
resent the accusation.
Now, those are my notes.
313
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,339
Not that I needed them.
I mean, this test is
really easy.
314
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,255
You know,
it's kind of a joke.
I mean, number six,
315
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,822
"Who was
the general in charge
of the Confederate Army?"
316
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,608
What kind of idiot doesn't
know that that was
Robert E. Lee?
317
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:36,914
And number 10,
318
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,526
"Which Union general
captured Atlanta?"
319
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,136
Sherman.
320
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,270
Could it get any easier?
Look at this.
321
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:48,012
"When did the Civil War end?"
April, 1865.
322
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,233
"Where is Fort Sumter
located?"
323
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,671
Charleston,
South Carolina.
Hello?
324
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,631
"What was the name of the
North's ironclad warship?"
325
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:58,849
The Monitor.
And you know what,
326
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,591
if you don't know
that Ulysses S. Grant
327
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,332
was the head
of the Union Army,
328
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,204
you really shouldn't
be in this class
to begin with.
329
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,685
Have a nice day.
330
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,311
Oh, way to go, bro.
331
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,226
Old man Klausman
didn't know whether
to shit or go blind.
332
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,315
I don't know
what came over me.
333
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,665
You know,
I was just like,
334
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,884
I didn't like the way
he was talking to Kellie
and so I just, you know...
335
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,756
Ah, man,
you saved my ass.
336
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:39,107
Look, I'll probably
pass that test now.
Mmm-hmm.
337
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,195
Virgil.
338
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,067
Hi.Hi.
339
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,461
I just wanted to thank you
for what you did.
340
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854
It was really brave of you.
341
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,595
It wasn't anything.
342
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,510
Oh, believe me, it was.
343
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,859
If I would've
flunked that test,
344
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,730
I probably
wouldn't have graduated.
345
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,777
I don't know what
I can do to thank you.
346
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,996
Well, you could go
to the prom with me
347
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,911
and after that
we could have sex.
348
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,871
Kellie, Kellie,
we have some fabulous news.
349
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,134
Fabulous.
350
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,527
Okay, give me a minute,
Debbie, I'm talking
to Virgil.
351
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:10,791
Just kind of
don't announce it.
352
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,621
Thanks again, Virgil.
We'll talk later.
353
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,366
You really
saved my butt.
354
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,805
Jesus, Scott,
you see that?
355
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,763
She just kissed
the little jerk.
356
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:27,851
Of course, I saw it.
I'm not blind,
for Christ sake.
357
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,071
Oh!
358
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,682
Oh, man.
359
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:34,945
That was better
than a wet dream.
360
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,385
You better watch out, stud.
361
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:40,516
She might be going
for the brainy type.
362
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,474
Go fuck yourself.
363
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,477
Hey, how's it going?
364
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,695
Good. How are you?
365
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,394
Hey!
366
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,700
Oh, okay.
367
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,704
If you even look at
Kellie again,
368
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,186
I'm gonna
tear your arms off and
shove them up your ass.
369
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,057
Is there a problem here?
370
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,625
Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Hooperman.
371
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,758
Virgil here just
spilled his milk
372
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:06,760
and I was helping
him dry off.
373
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,851
That was real
nice of you, Scott.
374
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,113
There you go,
little buddy.
375
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,245
You gotta be more
careful next time.
376
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,907
I don't understand you,
Kellie.
377
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,909
I thought you'd
be thrilled to death
that Scott wants you back.
378
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,433
Well, you thought wrong.
379
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,912
But you guys make
such a cute couple.
380
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,611
You know, Kellie,
there's not a girl
in the school
381
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,047
that wouldn't die to
trade places with you.
382
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,051
Well, that works,
because there isn't
a girl in the school
383
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,139
that Scott
wouldn't screw if
he had the chance.
384
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:40,881
Is that
what happened
at Gina's party?
385
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,926
Oh, hmm,
you think?
386
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:43,623
You know,
I think you're being
really narrow-minded.
387
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,148
Hi, Kell.
388
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,196
Can I talk to you
a minute?
389
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:53,937
Yeah, we'll...
We'll just wait
in the car.
390
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,461
We will?
391
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,728
So, I've thought a lot
about us in the past
few days.
392
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,384
I was thinking, well,
maybe I made a mistake.
393
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,125
Oh, really.
About what?
394
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:09,866
You know, about
breaking up with you.
395
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,260
I mean,
the prom's coming up
396
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,393
and well, we make
such a great couple.
397
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:15,742
Do we?Well, yeah.
398
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,918
I mean, everyone says so.
399
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:19,963
Hell, we'll probably
get voted king and queen.
400
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,967
You know, Scott,
you have a short
goddamn memory.
401
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,535
What?
402
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,016
Gina's house
last Saturday,
you forget already?
403
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,671
You take me to a party and
end up screwing Melanie in
the back bedroom.
404
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,064
Is any of
this sounding
familiar to you?
405
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,417
Come on, Kell.
406
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,157
I mean, you know
she doesn't mean anything
to me.
407
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:41,811
Obviously, neither do I.
408
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,247
That's not true.
You're my girl.
409
00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:44,597
I'm nobody's girl.
410
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,122
And just to
set the record straight,
I broke up with you, asshole.
411
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:50,341
And the last thing I wanna do
is get back together.
412
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,606
Hey, what is it with you?
413
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,477
What do you...
You want me to
apologize or something?
414
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:56,913
I don't want you
to do a damn thing.
415
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,263
Now get your
hands off me.
416
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,746
I suppose you'd rather go
to the prom with that
geek Virgil.
417
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:05,966
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
418
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,796
At least he has his brains
in his head and not
in his dick.
419
00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:13,930
♪ One day
I'll get rid of
all the assholes
420
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:18,282
♪ Like you
In my life
421
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:24,985
♪ One day
I'll get rid of
all the assholes
422
00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:28,902
♪ Like you
In my life
423
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,035
♪ In my life
424
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,959
Oh, Virgil.
Oh, Virgil, man.
425
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,224
Virgil, check this out.
426
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:48,661
Have you ever seen
such a beautiful snatch?
427
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:50,750
Ain't it incredible?
428
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,189
Maybe if you're
a gynecologist.
429
00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,845
Oh, shit, man,
I'm telling you,
430
00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:01,587
this is
the best magazine
ever to jerk off to.
431
00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:03,937
You wanna
use my bathroom?
432
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,112
Hey, yeah. Can I?
433
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,681
No, I guess I'll wait
till I get home.
434
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,683
Dwayne's a whack-off.
435
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,165
Oh, that's it.
They say you're a parrot.
436
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,473
A parrot's a bird.
A bird's a chicken.
437
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,606
And fat people
love to eat chicken,
438
00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:23,522
so leave me alone
or I'm gonna eat you.
439
00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:27,961
Fat fuck.
Fat fuck,
fat fuck.
440
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,486
Oh, that's it!
Virgil, get the frying pan.
441
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:34,184
Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne,
Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne!What? What? What? What?
442
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,664
Oh, shit.
443
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:41,017
You're arguing with a parrot.
444
00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:44,717
Well, he started it.
445
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:51,854
Okay, let's just forget
about the parrot for now.
446
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:59,383
Do you realize
how completely cool
I became today?
447
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,168
How's that?
448
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,084
Dude, Kellie kissed me,
449
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,914
in public, right
in front of everybody.
450
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:11,526
Well, yeah,
and you almost had
your head handed to you.
451
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,658
Remember that?
452
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:20,274
It was worth it.
453
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:27,237
Do you realize
if I had moved my head
just a little bit,
454
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,241
she would've kissed me
right on the lips.
455
00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:35,724
Maybe you're right.
456
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,903
Dude, if you're cool
457
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,298
and I'm your best friend,
458
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,040
dude, that makes me
cool, too.
459
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,695
Yes!
460
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,139
Amy's such an airhead.
461
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:00,444
We have
high impact double
step speed aerobics
462
00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,316
in an hour and
she forgot her outfit.
463
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:07,103
And, dork, why do you take
a shower before you work out?
464
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,279
Josh is going to
be there.
465
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,630
Geez, Deb, you want me
to smell or something?
466
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,113
Kell.
467
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:23,206
Look, I... I know
that you're pissed
at Scott right now,
468
00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:24,991
but in a day or two,
things will look different.
469
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:26,557
Not a chance in hell.
470
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:29,473
I hate that egotistical
son of a bitch.
471
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:35,958
You were kidding about
going to prom with
that geek, weren't you?
472
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,786
His name is Virgil
473
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,180
and I was only half kidding.
474
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:43,400
Jesus, Kellie,
do you wanna destroy
your reputation totally?
475
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,620
What's so bad about Virgil?
476
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:48,014
Maybe he's a bit of
a nerd, but...
477
00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:49,798
A bit? Get real.
478
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,150
He's not bad looking,
and he's smart
479
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,545
and there's sort of
an innocent charm
about him.
480
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,983
Are we talking
about the same guy?
481
00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,553
Maybe you don't see it,
but he's more of a man
than you think.
482
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,339
Mature, sophisticated,
483
00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:11,690
even worldly.
484
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,092
Top that, bro.
485
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,100
Okay.
486
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:52,208
Gas mask! Gas mask!
Oh, my God.
487
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:56,256
I gotta use your bathroom.
488
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:57,561
I'm gonna get going.
489
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,479
Okay, but you know, just
think carefully before you
do something you'll regret.
490
00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:06,266
Look, Deb,
Virgil really
saved my butt.
491
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,964
If it wasn't for him,
I probably wouldn't graduate.
492
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:13,099
What he did for me
was very gallant.
493
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,492
Gallant?
494
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,017
Yeah, like one of
King Arthur's knights.
495
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,237
Oh, maybe you should
buy him a suit of armor.
496
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:24,414
You know, I really wanna
do something nice for him.
497
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,895
Well, he's probably
still a virgin.
498
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,811
Why don't you
just fuck him?
499
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,603
Now, why didn't
I think of that?
500
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,257
Oh, God,
tell me you're joking.
501
00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,302
Relax.
502
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:47,089
Not me, but Amy did
give me a great idea.
503
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,838
I caught one.
504
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:12,419
Yeah?
505
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,681
KELLIE: Virgil.
506
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,118
Hi, Kellie.
507
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,513
Um...
508
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,169
I'm just over
at Debbie's house
509
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:24,692
and we're talking about
what a cool guy you are.
510
00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:26,650
Really?
511
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:27,651
Yeah, really.
512
00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:30,959
What you did for me
was very gutsy.
513
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:33,179
I just don't know
what I can do to
thank you.
514
00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:34,441
Oh, dude! Blow job!
515
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:39,402
I'm glad that
I was able to help.
That's all.
516
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:44,494
That's what I like
about you, Virgil.
You're so nice.
517
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,717
Thanks.
518
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,632
I was thinking,
if you're not doing
anything tomorrow night,
519
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,677
maybe you can
come over to
my house.
520
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:54,983
We could, you know,
have dinner,
just kind of hang out.
521
00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:57,768
On a school night?
522
00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,597
Well, we could
make it Friday
if you want.
523
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:01,860
No, tomorrow night
is great.
524
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:02,861
It's better.
It's perfect.
525
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,950
Okay.
526
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,343
Well, my address is
234 Ashbrook
527
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:10,129
and I guess I'll see you
about 6:00?
528
00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:11,782
Okay, 6:00.
529
00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:13,872
Okay.Bye.
530
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,267
Oh, man. Oh, man.
531
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,968
I don't believe this.
You and Kellie Guthrie
alone together.
532
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,796
Just the two of you.
533
00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,537
Oh, man,
this is so great.
534
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:30,671
What's the matter?
535
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:31,890
Holy shit, Dwayne.
536
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:35,719
I'm gonna spend a whole
evening alone with
Kellie Guthrie?
537
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:39,332
I've never spent that much
time alone with a girl before.
538
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,725
What if I can't
think of anything to say,
539
00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:44,163
or what if I just
ramble on or I can't...
540
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:48,297
What if she finds out
that I'm really just,
you know, a dork?
541
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,126
Virge,
542
00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:54,564
you're not a dork, okay?
543
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:55,652
So knock that shit off.
544
00:31:57,176 --> 00:32:00,570
Look, Kellie invited you,
no one else.
545
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:05,097
Out of all
the guys in school,
Kellie invited you.
546
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,840
You're so cool.
You're the Ice King.
547
00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:12,191
Till I melt down.
548
00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,630
No way, dude.
549
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,024
I'm not gonna
let that happen.
550
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:21,548
You just listen
to your old buddy.
551
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:25,987
All you gotta do
is think John Travolta.
552
00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:29,382
John Travolta?
553
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,384
Yeah, as in
Saturday Night Fever.
554
00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,212
Oh, man,
that was so cool.
555
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,127
He was, like,
the coolest dude
that ever lived.
556
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:40,132
So that's all I gotta do,
is just act like
John Travolta.
557
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,438
No, not act like.
558
00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:46,094
You gotta be
John Travolta.
559
00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,184
It's all a matter of attitude.
560
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,666
Well, attitude and a condom.
561
00:32:54,842 --> 00:32:56,800
Oh! Virge!
562
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,196
We're talking hump city here,
you know?
563
00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:07,463
Slipping her the sausage,
stuffing the weenie,
reeling out the old snake.
564
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,205
What are you
talking about?
565
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,555
I'm talking about
getting your V card punched.
566
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:16,559
Her parents are gonna
be there, for Christ sake.
567
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,170
Oh, man,
her parents are old.
568
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,128
They're, like, 40.
569
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,000
They'll be asleep by 9:00.
570
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:26,134
Okay.
571
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:28,441
Okay.
572
00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:33,011
I was saving
this for myself,
but what the hell,
573
00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:35,013
what are friends for?
574
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:43,238
That's okay. I'll just...
575
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,458
I'll pick
one up myself.
576
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:46,850
All right.
577
00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,156
Not that I'm gonna
need it.
578
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,203
Attitude, man.
579
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,208
Look, think
John Travolta
and you will prevail.
580
00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,169
You are the Ice King.
581
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,566
You know something,
Dwayne, you're right.
582
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:07,610
I know.
583
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,659
Kellie invited me.
Me, Virgil Heitmeyer.You. You.
584
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,008
The Heitmeister.
585
00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:17,098
I'm cool.You're hot.
586
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,059
I am the Ice King.
587
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,975
I am John Travolta!
588
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,544
Hey, hey, hey.
Virge, Virge.
589
00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:30,677
Hey, hey,
Virgil, Virgil,
590
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,897
you think Debbie would
go out with me if
I asked her?
591
00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:37,075
You never know till you try.
592
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,470
But I don't even have
her phone number.
593
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:45,474
Dude, you don't need
her phone number.
594
00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,218
Star 69.
595
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:52,568
Mmm?
596
00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:59,184
Remember.
John Travolta, hmm?
597
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:21,641
Hello?
598
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,034
Hey, Debbie.
Hey, it's me, Dwayne.
599
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:25,471
Yeah, Virgil's friend?
600
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,343
You sure you got
the right number?
601
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:32,913
Well, I was
sort of wondering
602
00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:35,655
if you weren't busy
tomorrow evening,
603
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,485
maybe me and you could,
well, you know, sort of
604
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,402
hang out?
605
00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:45,882
With you?
606
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:47,536
Uh, yeah.
607
00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:59,548
I guess I'll take that
as a no.
608
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,640
Big fat fuck.
609
00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,121
Sure.
610
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:08,905
Go ahead
and shit on me.
611
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,647
Everyone else does.
612
00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,609
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.
613
00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:47,030
What the hell
are you doing?
614
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,210
Come on,
hurry up and get dressed.
615
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,646
Look, we gotta get
to school early today.
616
00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,387
The sun isn't even up yet.
617
00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:58,433
Yes, it is.
Please, Virge,
I need your help.
618
00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:00,348
Come on,
I'll explain later.
619
00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,657
This has gotta
be a nightmare.
620
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:08,748
Geez, Dwayne.
621
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,621
I could've slept for
another hour, you know.
622
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:15,276
Oh, you could've slept
for another hour.
623
00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,017
I haven't slept all night.
624
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,280
So what is this,
misery loves company?
625
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,021
It's Debbie.
626
00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,937
What about her?
627
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:27,114
I've been turned
down by girls before.
Lots of times, actually.
628
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,377
So I'm pretty much
used to it,
629
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:32,337
but I have never,
ever, ever have been
shot down like that.
630
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,904
It was pretty brutal.
631
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,472
Well, she's not gonna
get away with it.
632
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:43,391
You're not
thinking of doing
anything stupid, are you?
633
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:45,741
No.
634
00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:48,918
I'm thinking of doing
something smart.
635
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,531
Okay, because
I'm familiar with
your past schemes,
636
00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:56,535
and the fact that you haven't
been expelled or thrown into
jail, for that matter,
637
00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,580
I just kind of chalk up
to pure dumb luck.
638
00:37:58,711 --> 00:37:59,842
See, this is different.
639
00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:02,410
Remember my Uncle Carmine
I was telling you about?
640
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,631
The one with the
spy shop downtown?
641
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:07,589
Right.
642
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,294
Okay.
643
00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:25,781
Get off me.
644
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,109
Okay.
645
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,336
Stop.
646
00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,515
Okay. You're the lookout.
647
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:05,386
You see anybody coming,
you knock
648
00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:09,042
three times.
649
00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:10,826
Okay.
650
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,089
What's that gonna do?
651
00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:16,223
I don't know.
It'll give me a chance
to hide or something.
652
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,007
In the girls' room?
653
00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,750
Just do it, okay?
We're running out of time.
654
00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:23,099
Okay, but you still
haven't told me
what we're doing yet.
655
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:24,840
Okay.
656
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:31,847
Margaret Lapinski told me
that every morning before
first period,
657
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,850
Debbie goes
into the last stall
in the girls' bathroom.
658
00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:37,592
She's pretending to
take a leak,
659
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:41,509
but what she's actually
doing is grabbing a smoke.
660
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,212
What's that?
661
00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,866
A miniature TV camera.
662
00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:52,694
Oh, no kidding.
663
00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:55,654
Uncle Carmine's got
all kind of shit
like this.
664
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:01,224
Receiver,
transmitter,
665
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:04,532
anything the miniature camera
can see can be sent to any
television I want.
666
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,188
Oh, okay.
667
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,712
No. Are...
Are you sure about this?
668
00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,498
I mean, this could
totally backfire on you.
669
00:40:15,282 --> 00:40:17,023
Oh, after what
Debbie did to me,
670
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,592
I would say
it's worth the risk.
671
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:25,074
So, are you with me, bro?
672
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,165
Come on.To the bitter end.
673
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:32,430
All right.
Let's go get her.
674
00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:08,117
Showtime.
675
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:25,483
Dude, here she comes.
676
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,140
♪ From our first little kiss
677
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,012
♪ To our last goodbye
678
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,405
♪ When I think of you
679
00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,669
♪ I just wanna die
680
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:40,280
♪ There should be a law
681
00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,848
♪ Against the pain
you caused
682
00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:44,502
♪ Lookin' innocent
683
00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:47,113
♪ Hope you're suffering
684
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:51,726
♪ Oh, yeah
You make it hard on me
685
00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:55,556
♪ Oh, yeah
You stole my heart from me ♪
686
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,396
What do you people
think you're doing?
687
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:32,854
You!
688
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:35,291
To the principal's office.
689
00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:37,250
Now!
690
00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,782
And as for
the rest of you,
691
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,307
when I find out
who was responsible
for this outrage,
692
00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:56,574
and I will find out,
believe me.
693
00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:02,580
The culprit or culprits
will wish they had
never been born.
694
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:22,164
Yes!Yes!
695
00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,513
Oh, man, we did it.
696
00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,690
Who said revenge
isn't so sweet?
697
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,866
It was awesome.
It was fucking awesome.
698
00:43:27,996 --> 00:43:30,259
Dude, forget about
all the detention
she's gonna get.
699
00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:32,174
Wait till her parents
get a hold of her.
700
00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:33,828
She's gonna
be grounded for
the rest of her life.
701
00:43:34,873 --> 00:43:36,091
And we need to
go to the drugstore.
702
00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:38,224
What for?
703
00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,269
Duh, you and Kellie tonight.
704
00:43:41,183 --> 00:43:42,663
Bedroom Olympics.
705
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,665
No, you see,
I got that all covered.
706
00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:48,713
My dad, he keeps
a secret stash
by his bed.
707
00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:50,802
So, you know, it's not
like he's gonna miss one.
708
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,630
You mean,
your parents actually...
709
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:55,371
Yeah, it's not
a pretty picture, is it?
710
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:56,416
No.
711
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:00,855
So, do you know
how to use a condom?
712
00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:04,032
What's to know?
713
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,645
Geez, man,
there is a technique.
714
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:10,778
I mean,
you don't wanna
be fumbling around
715
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,520
while Kellie's lying there
waiting for you.
716
00:44:14,347 --> 00:44:15,217
Hi, Kell.
717
00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:21,180
Besides, I mean, if
you're taking too long
fumbling and stumbling,
718
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,704
well, you know
you could... Well...
719
00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,797
Before you even
get to Kellie.
720
00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,497
Trust me on this one.
721
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:38,850
Okay, what's the technique?
722
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,679
Got any bananas at home?
723
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:44,072
What, are you hungry?
724
00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,688
Okay, now hand me
the raincoat.
725
00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:52,907
Hmm?The condom.
726
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:54,300
Mmm, right,
right, right.
727
00:44:56,868 --> 00:44:59,522
Okay. Now,
the thing is,
728
00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:01,437
you need two hands
to do this correctly.
729
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:03,831
Technique.Right.
730
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,791
Okay, so what we have
to do now is...
731
00:45:08,618 --> 00:45:11,926
Okay, you hold the banana
right there, while I put
the rubber on.
732
00:45:14,146 --> 00:45:16,496
Wait a minute.
Something's not right here.
733
00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,458
Ah! See, you don't
put the condom on
someone else,
734
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:23,851
you put a condom
on yourself.
735
00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,724
No shit. No shit.
736
00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:29,596
That's it.
Shut up, you fleabag.
I will feed you to the cat.
737
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,293
Wait, wait, Dwayne,
Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne.
738
00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:32,730
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.What?
739
00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:35,515
Could you forget
about the parrot
for a second,
740
00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:36,646
and, you know, focus?
741
00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:39,171
Okay, I'll deal
with you later.
742
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,738
Page me, sweetheart.
743
00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:43,697
Okay. Get behind me.
744
00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:45,612
I'm sorry?
745
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,135
Just do what I said.
Get behind me and
reach around.
746
00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:48,702
Uh...
747
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,358
Okay, look at that.
What's going on?
748
00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:53,751
Relax.
749
00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:56,275
Just hold the banana
out in front of me.
750
00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,537
All right.Okay?
751
00:45:57,667 --> 00:45:59,321
So, what you do now is,
752
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,108
you take the condom
from its wrapping, okay?
753
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,544
Uh-huh.There you go.
754
00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:06,241
Place it on the tip
of your dick.
755
00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:08,113
Gently, gently.Okay. Okay. Okay, yeah.
756
00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:10,332
And you just
start unrolling it.
757
00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:12,030
Oh, yeah.
758
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,292
Just like that. You see?
You see how that works?
759
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:14,684
Yes.Technique.
760
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:15,773
Yeah, I like that.You like that?
761
00:46:15,903 --> 00:46:16,556
Yeah.I like it, too.
762
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,910
Stanley!
763
00:46:32,441 --> 00:46:34,879
I can't let you
do this, Kellie.
764
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:36,881
I'm your best friend
and I cannot stand by
and watch you ruin your life.
765
00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,708
Are you okay?No!
766
00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:40,449
What are you
talking about?
767
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,234
I'm talking about you
and the geek.
768
00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:44,323
You and Virgil spending
the evening together.
769
00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:47,021
That's what
I'm talking about.
770
00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:51,199
Debbie, you and I have been
good friends for a long time,
so I appreciate your concern.
771
00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:53,723
But this is really
none of your business.
772
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:56,988
But it is.
Can't you see?
773
00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,599
As my friend, everything
you do reflects on me.
774
00:46:59,729 --> 00:47:02,471
I spend an entire lifetime
building this incredibly
cool reputation
775
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,604
and you're gonna tear
it apart in five minutes?
776
00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:09,000
So, let me get this straight.
This really isn't about me,
it's about you.
777
00:47:09,652 --> 00:47:12,481
Well, yes, but Kellie...
778
00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,136
It's about you, too.
779
00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:18,574
I mean,
this is what
life is all about.
780
00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:20,228
If you can't be cool
if you can't be popular,
781
00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:22,361
if you're not seen
with the right people,
782
00:47:22,491 --> 00:47:26,191
then, well,
what's the point of
going to school at all?
783
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:33,589
Oh, okay.
Just go home, Deb.
784
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,156
I can't deal
with this right now.
785
00:47:35,287 --> 00:47:36,984
I need to get
to the kitchen.Listen, Kell...
786
00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:42,033
I was just wondering...
787
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,774
I mean, I'm probably gonna
be grounded for a really
long time,
788
00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:47,690
but I was just thinking that
maybe after that, if you
didn't mind,
789
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:50,868
if it'll be okay with you
if I... If I go after Scott.
790
00:47:56,438 --> 00:47:59,311
You know, sure,
that will be great.
791
00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:02,967
I actually think
you two would make
a really great couple.
792
00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:05,404
Really?Oh, really.
793
00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:08,146
Gee, thanks, Kell.Oh, sure.
794
00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:10,191
Bye.
795
00:48:50,884 --> 00:48:52,407
Hi.
796
00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:53,756
You're late.
797
00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,367
I know, I'm sorry.
798
00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:59,066
It's kind of
a long story, but
me and Virge, well,
799
00:48:59,197 --> 00:48:59,545
we sort of
had a problem
with a banana.
800
00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:03,853
Bananas are
not on your diet.
Way too many carbs.
801
00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,333
The problem was
not eating the banana,
it was putting the con...
802
00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:06,378
Forget it.
803
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:10,164
What are you wearing?
I thought you'd never
been jogging before.
804
00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:12,253
My mom forced me
to fat camp.
805
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,953
Okay. Two miles today,
then tomorrow we up
it to three miles.
806
00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:19,565
Two miles?
Like in miles?
807
00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:21,610
Mmm-hmm. And if we
keep up a good pace,
808
00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,438
we can burn up to
1,000 calories
per mile.
809
00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,006
But two miles?
810
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:30,010
We made a pact
in school this morning,
Dwayne.
811
00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:31,316
Or have you forgotten?
812
00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:33,361
No, I know
we made a pact,
813
00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:35,102
both to lose
20 pounds before
the senior prom, but...
814
00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:38,714
Right. And this is
the only way we can do it.
815
00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:41,065
But two miles?Dwayne!
816
00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:38,383
Am I glad that's over.
817
00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:40,037
I couldn't have
gone another foot.
818
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,734
Dwayne, we've only gone
a quarter of a mile.
819
00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:44,432
What? Come on, Margaret.
820
00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:46,608
You don't
want me to have
a heart attack, do you?
821
00:50:48,393 --> 00:50:50,917
I mean,
if I had a heart attack,
who would take you to prom?
822
00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:53,615
Okay. Maybe we're
pushing it for today.
823
00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:55,052
But tomorrow
we go again, right?
824
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:57,837
You got it.
825
00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:02,537
You'll see, Dwayne,
all the good things
that can come from exercise!
826
00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:28,563
It's like working up
a healthy appetite.
827
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:30,870
Bring on the dogs.
828
00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:38,486
Aw, come on.
829
00:51:38,617 --> 00:51:41,359
I know times are tough,
but I like a lot
of sauerkraut.
830
00:51:42,011 --> 00:51:43,317
Kid, it's none
of my business,
831
00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:45,406
but you gotta go
easy on this sauerkraut.
832
00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,756
Are you kidding?
This is the healthiest
thing I've eaten all day.
833
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,109
All year.
834
00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,897
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Pull over, pull over.
835
00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:00,726
I'm gonna have some fun
with that fat fuck.
836
00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:12,259
DWAYNE: So how many
now was that? Four?
837
00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:13,695
Six.Six?
838
00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:15,871
Hey, dickhead.
How's it going?
839
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:18,700
Where's that little
geek pal of yours?
840
00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:26,404
Come on, get over here.
841
00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:28,797
Well, I got
a message for him and
you're gonna deliver it.
842
00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,017
You got that, tubby?
843
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,281
Just back off, Scott.
I'm starting to feel ill.
844
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,982
You hear that, guys?
Poor baby's
starting to feel ill.
845
00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:41,593
ALL: Aw.
846
00:52:44,378 --> 00:52:45,727
Listen to me,
you little shit.
847
00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:48,556
If I catch Virgil
anywhere near Kellie,
848
00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:49,949
I'm gonna pound him
into the ground.
849
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,561
And then,
I'm coming after you.
850
00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:58,610
Just for the fun of it.
851
00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:02,309
Okay, just don't
push me again, Scott.
852
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,658
I'm warning you.
853
00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:05,965
You're warning me?
854
00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,852
Oh, hell, no.
Not my car, we ain't.
855
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:42,044
You know,
I'm hungry again.
856
00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,090
Let's go for
number seven.
857
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:08,245
♪ Oh, can't you see
I'm your imaginary lover?
858
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,943
♪ Your body's moving
'cause I'm making it
859
00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:13,685
♪ I am, I am, I am
Your unreal lover
860
00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:16,775
♪ And I could feel
when you're faking it
861
00:54:17,689 --> 00:54:20,387
♪ Come on,
be my imaginary lover
862
00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:23,129
♪ Come on,
let's get intertwined
863
00:54:23,782 --> 00:54:26,045
♪ Make believe
and you will see
864
00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:27,481
♪ There's more
than meets the eye
865
00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:29,483
♪ When your eyes meet mine
866
00:54:30,702 --> 00:54:32,660
♪ Yeah, when your eyes
meet mine
867
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:37,186
♪ Imaginary lover
868
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,933
♪ And when you imagine
a life, put on ♪
869
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,458
Not bad.
870
00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:52,637
Not bad at all.
871
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,169
Oh, yeah, right there, baby.
872
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:11,917
Hello.
873
00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:15,616
Yeah, hi, it's me.
I'm getting ready
to leave.
874
00:55:16,182 --> 00:55:18,358
Okay, hey,
remember what I told you.
875
00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:20,012
John Travolta.
876
00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:22,406
Right. Got it.
877
00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:26,105
Hey, what are you
doing tonight?
878
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:28,412
Actually, I'm kind of
busy right now.
879
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,631
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
880
00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:32,285
Doing what?
881
00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:35,636
Look, can I call
you tomorrow? Oh!
882
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:40,337
Oh, baby!
Yeah. Oh!
883
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:53,306
Think Travolta.
884
00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:55,003
Ah, yeah.
885
00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:21,421
Oh, Virgil!
886
00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:24,946
Oh, my gosh, my baby.
Virgil, are you okay?
887
00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:27,427
Let me look
at your head.
888
00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:29,690
Oh, it's just a little bump.
It's just a little bump.
It's okay.
889
00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:32,693
There you go.
890
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:34,913
Oh, okay.
891
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,915
Well, you look
pretty spiffy.
892
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:39,134
And you got some roses.
What are you, going on
a date?
893
00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:41,789
As a matter of fact...
894
00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,530
Oh!
895
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,140
Kellie Guthrie.
896
00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:47,969
Is that the Kellie
you were drooling over?
897
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,318
Mmm, yeah.
That's the one.
898
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:50,885
Okay. That's my boy.
899
00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:56,238
Oh. Oh, are you sure
you should go, though?
900
00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:58,153
You might have
a concussion and...
901
00:56:58,284 --> 00:57:00,678
Oh, he's okay.
A little bump on the
head's not gonna hurt him.
902
00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:01,679
Uh-huh.
903
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,246
Oh, you know what,
I'm kind of running late.
904
00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:05,944
Can I borrow the car?
905
00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:08,033
Absolutely. I got it
all gassed up,
ready to go.
906
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:09,382
Ow!
907
00:57:13,386 --> 00:57:15,083
Thanks. Bye.Okay.
908
00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:17,477
Hey, Virge, get lucky.
909
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:29,402
You know, speaking
of getting lucky...
910
00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:32,579
You devil.
911
00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:34,494
Race you to the bedroom.
912
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:35,495
I'll beat you.Oh!
913
00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:49,291
Shit!
914
00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,525
FRANCINE:
Monkey. Swing me, baby.
915
00:58:05,656 --> 00:58:06,787
STANLEY:
Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.
916
00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:19,757
John Travolta.
John Travolta.
John Travolta.
917
00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:22,324
Okay. Okay.
918
00:58:28,461 --> 00:58:31,508
♪ Been walkin' all over
Kentish Town
919
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,427
♪ Trying my best
to track you down
920
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,347
♪ One, nine, two
and four, one, one
921
00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:48,612
♪ Eight, six, seven, five,
three-oh-nine
922
00:58:48,742 --> 00:58:51,528
♪ Walkin' all over
Camden Town
923
00:58:55,619 --> 00:59:00,624
♪ Doctor, Doctor
Give me the news
924
00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:05,280
♪ Got a bad case
of lovin' you
925
00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:11,722
♪ Every song on the radio
926
00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:14,986
♪ Is about you and me
927
00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:17,945
♪ How I love my radio
928
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:47,888
♪ I saw this woman
She had it going on
929
00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,718
♪ I saw this moron
His head would seem gone
930
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:56,593
♪ If I play my cards right,
there's going to be no joker
931
00:59:56,723 --> 01:00:00,727
♪ I'd give my side
932
01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:04,688
♪ You've heard the story
933
01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:07,908
♪ Don't you know
that unique got so bleak
934
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:11,216
♪ Is what I witnessed
He treating her bad
935
01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:14,219
♪ And I don't want her
to be sad
936
01:00:14,349 --> 01:00:17,091
♪ I'm here to protect
and serve
937
01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:22,357
♪ The world is going down
There's a new sheriff in town
938
01:00:22,488 --> 01:00:24,098
♪ The world is going down
939
01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:27,058
♪ There's a new
sheriff in town
940
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:31,149
♪ The world is going down
There's a new sheriff
in town ♪
941
01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:42,900
Ah!
942
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:52,213
I stuck...
943
01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:55,347
Oh, well,
these are for you.
944
01:00:57,958 --> 01:00:59,873
They're lovely.
945
01:01:00,004 --> 01:01:01,788
Virgil, thank you.
That's very thoughtful
of you.
946
01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:05,662
Come on in.
947
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,582
Make yourself at home.
948
01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:16,150
I will
find something
to put these in.
949
01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:20,111
How did you know
that I like roses?
950
01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:24,332
Oh, I don't know.
You just seem like
a roses kind of person to me.
951
01:01:27,161 --> 01:01:30,599
You're late.
I was beginning
to worry about you.
952
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:33,515
You were?
953
01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,519
Yeah. I mean, you're
the kind of person
who's always on time.
954
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:40,000
You're very responsible.
955
01:01:43,395 --> 01:01:44,483
Thanks.
956
01:01:46,877 --> 01:01:47,791
So, what happened?
957
01:01:48,269 --> 01:01:49,183
Huh?
958
01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:52,796
Oh, it was a long story.
959
01:01:52,926 --> 01:01:54,667
There were sprinklers
and they were like,
and stuff.
960
01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:58,889
But it's okay.
Now it's all good.
961
01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:01,021
Good.
962
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,850
Unfortunately,
I have some bad news.
963
01:02:05,983 --> 01:02:07,593
What?
964
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,726
My grandmother's ill.
She lives in Santa Barbara,
965
01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,379
so my folks drove up
to be with her.
966
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,251
They're not gonna
be back till tomorrow.
967
01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:15,688
So it's just you and me.
968
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,995
You're gonna have to
put up with my cooking.
969
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:20,998
Oh! Well, that's...
That's great.
970
01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:23,914
I mean, not about
your grandmother
'cause that's not...
971
01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:27,961
That's not great at all.
That's bad, but your cooking.
972
01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:32,183
So that's great.
I look forward to eating you.
973
01:02:33,401 --> 01:02:35,273
To your cooking.
To eating your cooking,
not your...
974
01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:37,579
Well, you know.Yeah.
975
01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,411
Oh, God. Here.
Are you okay?
976
01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:45,152
Yeah.
977
01:02:46,414 --> 01:02:48,677
Okay. Okay.
Do you wanna
try to get up?
978
01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:51,898
Okay.Okay.
979
01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:55,423
Here, okay.
Under your arms. Ready?
980
01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:56,773
Slow.
981
01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:02,213
Where does it hurt?Um...
982
01:03:03,736 --> 01:03:05,390
Well...Over here?
983
01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:11,570
Little lower, actually.
984
01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,267
Over here?
985
01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:15,792
Yes.
986
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,448
I think we better
have dinner.
987
01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:22,276
Okay.
988
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:25,802
Smells good.
989
01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:28,674
Mmm.
990
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:32,721
Was everything okay?
991
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:36,508
Oh, it was great.
It was incredible.
You are one good cook. Yeah.
992
01:03:36,638 --> 01:03:38,945
Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed everything.
993
01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:40,947
Really good.
994
01:03:41,078 --> 01:03:42,514
And so how's
your back doing?
995
01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:45,299
Hmm? Oh, it's...
It's fine.
996
01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:49,173
It's fine. It's great.
The pain is very mild.
997
01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:51,828
That's good.
My dad has back problems,
998
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,351
so I know how painful
they can be.
999
01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:56,745
Well, it's
much better, really.
1000
01:03:57,790 --> 01:03:59,313
So, can I help you
clean up?
1001
01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:02,403
Oh, no. Clarietta, will
get them in the morning.
1002
01:04:02,969 --> 01:04:05,842
So what do you wanna do now?
1003
01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,366
Well, what I'd like to do is
tear your clothes off and
fuck your brains out.
1004
01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,150
What would you
like to do?
1005
01:04:13,197 --> 01:04:14,676
Wanna shoot some baskets?
1006
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:17,288
Baskets? Um...
1007
01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:20,639
Like basketball.
You do play, don't you?
1008
01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:24,382
Yes. Yes, I do. Yes.
1009
01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:26,993
Yes, I'm a regular
Toby Ryan.
1010
01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:30,475
Great. Come on.
1011
01:04:59,112 --> 01:04:59,983
Virge, your turn.
1012
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,988
Balls.
1013
01:05:05,118 --> 01:05:05,989
Oh, no.
1014
01:05:07,512 --> 01:05:08,774
Are you okay?
1015
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,210
Mmm-hmm.
1016
01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:13,997
Well, is there
anything I can do?
1017
01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:17,217
Well, you could put it
in your mouth and
keep it there
1018
01:05:17,348 --> 01:05:19,959
for two hours or so
until it stops hurting,
1019
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,353
whichever takes longer.
1020
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,485
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
1021
01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:28,402
Oh. Oh, you poor baby.
1022
01:05:30,056 --> 01:05:32,929
Oh, I know just
what'll make you feel better.
1023
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:36,149
A hot Jacuzzi.
1024
01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:37,934
Well, it'll help
your back and your...
1025
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:39,936
Well, everything.
1026
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:43,330
Okay?Mmm.
1027
01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:46,855
You wanna get up? Okay.Yeah.
1028
01:05:49,119 --> 01:05:51,164
Okay.
1029
01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,252
Okay?Okay.
1030
01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:55,908
I'm good. Come on.
1031
01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,129
I'll get
the door for you.
1032
01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,142
Here's one of my dad's
bathing suits.
1033
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:14,448
You can just
put it on in there.Thanks.
1034
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,276
And, Virge, I want
you feeling better.
1035
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:18,757
I have
a little surprise
for you later, okay?
1036
01:06:40,213 --> 01:06:41,127
Hi, Kell.
1037
01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:43,651
What are you doing here?
1038
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:47,307
Whoa. Whoa, what
happened to, "Hi, Scott?"
1039
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,049
I'm really busy right now.
1040
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,485
Oh, come on, Kell, I just
wanna talk to you for
a minute.
1041
01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:54,097
Hey, whose car is out front?
1042
01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:57,317
Somebody over here?
1043
01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:00,146
Oh, that would be
none of your business.
1044
01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:02,061
Now you and your boys
need to go.
1045
01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:05,195
Christ. I turn my back
for five minutes,
1046
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,848
you're already screwing
around with somebody else?
1047
01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:11,114
What does it take
to get through that
thick skull of yours?
1048
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,551
You and I,
if there ever was
a you and I, are through.
1049
01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:18,251
Finished. Kaput. Now,
like I said befre,
I'm really busy.
1050
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:21,341
Yeah?Yeah.
1051
01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:23,952
Doing what?
1052
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,955
Entertaining a guest.
1053
01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,527
SCOTT:
Why do you always think
I'm trying to start a fight?
1054
01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:34,963
KELLIE:
'Cause that's
what you do, Scott.
1055
01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:36,661
You've got a typical
jock mentality.
1056
01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:38,141
Just because I happen
to be a great athlete
1057
01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:40,621
doesn't mean
I don't care
about people.
1058
01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:43,015
Jesus, Scott, the only person
you've ever cared about
was yourself.
1059
01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,408
You're jealous,
aren't you?
1060
01:07:44,538 --> 01:07:46,323
That's what
this is all about.
1061
01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:48,499
Well, it's not
my fault that girls
find me irresistible.
1062
01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:50,936
You don't have a clue, do you?What?
1063
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,156
You are the shallowest, most
narcissistic human being
I've ever known.
1064
01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:54,722
You've got some guy
over here, don't you?
1065
01:07:54,853 --> 01:07:56,028
Scott, give it a rest.
1066
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,725
Who is it?
1067
01:07:57,856 --> 01:07:58,944
Just get out of here,
Scott. I mean it.
1068
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,120
No, not until
you tell me who it is.
1069
01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:02,469
What, so you can
get into a fight,
1070
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,471
show me what a macho
jerk you are?
1071
01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:05,690
DWAYNE:
1072
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,257
I'm busy cooking dinner
for my donkey.
1073
01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,302
Shit!
1074
01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:10,999
Would you just get out of
here, Scott? Now! I mean it.
1075
01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,393
No. It's not
my fault that girls
find me irresistible.
1076
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:26,102
Damn it, Kellie, stop
playing head games with me.
1077
01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,930
I don't
give a damn
what you say.
1078
01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:31,194
You and I belong together
and that's the way
it's gonna be.
1079
01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:33,021
Stop it, Scott.
1080
01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:35,241
Hey, you...
1081
01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:38,114
You just let her go.
1082
01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:42,118
No, it's okay, Virgil.
Scott was just leaving.
1083
01:08:45,251 --> 01:08:46,209
Like hell I am.
1084
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,517
This is the little
shithead you've been
fucking around with?
1085
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:53,129
You get out of here,
Scott, right now.
1086
01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:55,435
I mean it.
1087
01:08:55,957 --> 01:08:57,002
What?
1088
01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:03,965
And who's gonna make me?
You skinny little dork.
1089
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:21,853
My arm's broken.
1090
01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:25,161
It's my throwing arm.
1091
01:09:26,379 --> 01:09:28,164
You son of a bitch,
you broke my arm.
1092
01:09:30,644 --> 01:09:33,473
I'm gonna sue
the shit out of you.
My dad's a lawyer.
1093
01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:37,042
Yeah, you do that, Scott.
1094
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,479
I'm sure everyone in school
will love to hear
how Virgil broke your arm.
1095
01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:41,916
Come on, Scott,
let's go.
1096
01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,702
Careful!
God! Get me
to an emergency room.
1097
01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:48,271
Hurry up. Oh, shit.
Coach is gonna kill me.
1098
01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:56,627
Well, what do you
think, Sir Galahad?
1099
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,716
Shall we try
the Jacuzzi now?
1100
01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,021
Huh.
1101
01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:11,381
All ready?
1102
01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:15,211
Well, that's a bathtub.
1103
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:17,909
It's a Jacuzzi.
1104
01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:22,087
Oh, come on, we're
in our bathing suits.
1105
01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:25,960
Virgil, this will be
good for you.
1106
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:35,883
Come on.
1107
01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,237
Oh! Oh, oh, sorry.
1108
01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,677
It's hot.
1109
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,374
Is the bathing suit okay?
1110
01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:52,683
Yes, it's great.
It's, you know, roomy.
1111
01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:55,468
And how are you
feeling now?
1112
01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:58,254
Oh, my back is fine.
1113
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,126
I meant the other.
1114
01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:05,130
That's fine. That's great.
1115
01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:07,567
Not that it's,
you know, great.
1116
01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:09,874
It's just, it doesn't...
Doesn't hurt anymore.
1117
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,926
So, I wanted to thank you
1118
01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:22,234
for having me over tonight.
1119
01:11:22,713 --> 01:11:24,410
Oh, it was the least
I could do.
1120
01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:26,630
I mean,
after what you did for me.
1121
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,240
You were so brave
1122
01:11:30,677 --> 01:11:32,723
and I'm not talking about
what you did with Scott
just then.
1123
01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:34,899
I mean the way
you stood up
to Klausman.
1124
01:11:35,029 --> 01:11:37,467
He didn't have a clue
as to what was going on.
1125
01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:41,427
Guess it was
kind of funny.
1126
01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:47,085
Why did you do it?
1127
01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:51,307
Well, I guess I just
1128
01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:55,789
didn't like the way that
Klausman was talking
to you, that's all.
1129
01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:00,925
Yeah, but you could've
gotten in a lot of trouble,
1130
01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:02,927
and for someone
you hardly knew.
1131
01:12:04,798 --> 01:12:07,584
I mean, I've never even
really been friendly
towards you.
1132
01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:12,850
And to tell you the truth,
Virgil, I hardly knew
you existed.
1133
01:12:16,114 --> 01:12:17,420
I know that.
1134
01:12:20,814 --> 01:12:21,902
Then why?
1135
01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:27,343
Because I thought you were
1136
01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:33,000
the most beautiful,
most wonderful girl.
1137
01:12:34,785 --> 01:12:38,266
And I knew that...
I don't know. I...
1138
01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:41,748
I knew a guy like me could
never be with a girl
like you, but...
1139
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:45,186
I mean, 'cause you could have
anybody that you wanted,
you know?
1140
01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:46,797
You could... Like Scott,
1141
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:50,496
someone who's handsome and
athletic and all that stuff.
1142
01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:54,805
I mean, I can't...
I can't compete with that.
1143
01:12:57,503 --> 01:13:01,072
But still, I dreamed.
1144
01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:04,380
And when
Klausman started
in on you, I just...
1145
01:13:06,512 --> 01:13:08,079
I just felt
I had to do something.
1146
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,300
Don't put yourself
down like that, Virgil.
1147
01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:16,217
You have so much more
going for you than
that jerk Scott.
1148
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,657
And I'm glad you did
what you did.
1149
01:13:22,746 --> 01:13:25,488
Otherwise we wouldn't have
a chance together like this.
1150
01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,406
Me, too.
1151
01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:34,540
You are nothing
like I thought you'd be.
1152
01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:36,673
How's that?
1153
01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:37,848
Well...
1154
01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:44,420
I don't know,
a girl like you,
you know, I mean, beautiful...
1155
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:48,728
Sometimes they can be
really shallow.
1156
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:53,559
And they just don't care
about anybody else, but
you're different.
1157
01:13:56,562 --> 01:13:57,911
You care about other people.
1158
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:03,569
I care about you, Virge.
1159
01:14:08,269 --> 01:14:09,445
I care about you,
too, Kellie.
1160
01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:20,151
Uh...
1161
01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,848
Oh, um...
1162
01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:24,111
That, uh,
1163
01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,288
surprise I was
telling you about.
1164
01:14:28,246 --> 01:14:29,769
I guess it's here.
1165
01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:32,293
Oh, uh...
1166
01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:35,340
Uh... Uh...
1167
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:41,477
Well, come on, Virge,
this is for you.
1168
01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,399
Um, just...
1169
01:14:52,052 --> 01:14:54,315
Just wrap the towel
around you and follow me.
1170
01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:57,884
Great.
1171
01:15:04,761 --> 01:15:06,153
Just go in there.
1172
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,387
Am I on time?
1173
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,085
Yeah, just on time.
1174
01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:35,835
Are you Virgil Heitmeyer?
1175
01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:40,187
Yes.
1176
01:15:41,362 --> 01:15:42,799
I'll be in the other room.
1177
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,195
Well, then you
are under arrest.
1178
01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:52,243
What did I do?
1179
01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:55,942
Oh, it's not
what you did, Virgie.
It's what I'm gonna do to you.
1180
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,253
Usually I just dance.
1181
01:16:49,909 --> 01:16:50,997
But tonight, Virgie,
tonight you're gonna
get it all.
1182
01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:04,184
That was quick.
1183
01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:05,229
You can say that again.
1184
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,797
Why? What happened?
1185
01:17:07,927 --> 01:17:09,581
That's the point,
nothing happened.
1186
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,149
You don't think
he's, like, gay,
do you?
1187
01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:15,195
No.
1188
01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,415
Not a chance.
1189
01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:45,748
♪ There is a place
1190
01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:59,675
♪ There is a time to love you
1191
01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,594
I guess my idea
of a surprise
wasn't so great.
1192
01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:10,511
♪ You like to move
1193
01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:19,259
♪ Nobody's wrong
1194
01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:24,090
♪ But it's time to move on
1195
01:18:26,353 --> 01:18:30,444
♪ We're no less than angels
1196
01:18:33,796 --> 01:18:36,755
♪ I'm only guessing
1197
01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:38,148
Oh.
1198
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,373
You know, you're an
unusual boy, Virgil.
1199
01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:50,943
I don't know too many guys
who would've passed up
an opportunity like that.
1200
01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:53,772
Yeah? Neither do I.
1201
01:18:55,948 --> 01:18:56,993
Then why did you?
1202
01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:06,350
Because this has been
the most wonderful night
of my life,
1203
01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,747
and the reason is
because I was with you.
1204
01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:15,751
I mean,
1205
01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:20,364
If I had,
you know, with her,
1206
01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:22,932
it would've spoiled
everything.
1207
01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:27,719
And I just didn't
want that to happen.
1208
01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:32,158
So you mean being with me
would've been okay?
1209
01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,903
No, it would've been perfect.
1210
01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:43,779
♪ Rock me gently
1211
01:19:48,131 --> 01:19:52,222
♪ No less than angels
1212
01:19:54,964 --> 01:19:56,400
Let's go for perfect.
1213
01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:58,445
♪ I'm only guessing
1214
01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:01,448
♪ I believe it
1215
01:20:02,972 --> 01:20:05,670
♪ In this heart of mine
1216
01:20:38,007 --> 01:20:39,922
So, do you know
how to use a condom?
1217
01:20:42,098 --> 01:20:43,012
What's to know?
1218
01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,842
Geez, man,
there is a technique.
1219
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,192
What you do now is,
you take the condom
1220
01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,672
from it's wrapping, okay?
1221
01:20:51,803 --> 01:20:53,065
Uh-huh.There you go.
1222
01:20:53,196 --> 01:20:54,762
Place it on the tip
of your dick.
1223
01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:56,416
Gently, gently.Okay, okay.
1224
01:20:56,547 --> 01:20:59,028
Okay. And then
you just start unrolling.
1225
01:20:59,158 --> 01:21:00,159
Look at that.
1226
01:21:00,986 --> 01:21:03,771
DWAYNE: Technique.
1227
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,876
Can I help you
with that?
1228
01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:28,231
No, I'm fine.
1229
01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,372
You were so much
1230
01:21:42,419 --> 01:21:45,335
better than I thought
you would be.
1231
01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,256
♪ I want to groove
1232
01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:55,649
♪ I want to groove
All night with you ♪
1233
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:57,260
Oh, Virgil.
1234
01:21:58,826 --> 01:21:59,871
Oh, Virgil.
1235
01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:03,353
Oh, Virgil.
1236
01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,097
Oh, Virgil.
1237
01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,446
Baby, are you all right?
1238
01:22:10,534 --> 01:22:11,622
Um...
1239
01:22:12,014 --> 01:22:13,189
Speak to me, baby.
1240
01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:16,279
Oh, I think
he's coming around.
1241
01:22:19,717 --> 01:22:21,066
Oh, shit.
1242
01:22:22,633 --> 01:22:24,156
What?
1243
01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:26,289
Maybe we should get him
to the emergency room.
1244
01:22:26,724 --> 01:22:28,073
I mean, he could
have a concussion.
1245
01:22:28,204 --> 01:22:29,118
Well...
1246
01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:33,078
It's just a little
bump on the head.
It's no big deal.
1247
01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:39,911
I should get going.
1248
01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:41,957
Hey, what's the hurry?
1249
01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:44,698
And why are
you so dressed up
and carrying roses?
1250
01:22:45,438 --> 01:22:47,745
I have a date.
1251
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:49,747
Oh!
1252
01:22:49,877 --> 01:22:51,096
With a girl?
1253
01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:53,272
Yes, with a girl.
1254
01:22:54,317 --> 01:22:55,883
Really, dear, who is she?
1255
01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,190
Kellie Guthrie.
1256
01:23:00,105 --> 01:23:01,977
Is that the Kellie that
you've been drooling over?
1257
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:03,282
Yeah.
1258
01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:09,158
Have we not had this
conversation before?
1259
01:23:10,811 --> 01:23:12,117
What are you
talking about?
1260
01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,860
Never mind.
1261
01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:18,689
Oh, can I borrow the car?
1262
01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:20,691
Well, of course you can.
1263
01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:24,390
Hey.
1264
01:23:25,087 --> 01:23:26,001
Right.
1265
01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:28,220
Well, bye.
1266
01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:30,266
I'm going.
1267
01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:33,834
Are you sure
you're all right, dear?
1268
01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:35,793
Yes, Mom, I'll be fine.
1269
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,363
Hey, Virge, get lucky.
1270
01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:43,714
Right.
1271
01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:50,416
You guys aren't planning on
1272
01:23:52,288 --> 01:23:55,726
doing anything
when I leave,
are you?
1273
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:57,728
Like...
1274
01:23:59,904 --> 01:24:03,734
You know, never mind,
just forget I said anything.
1275
01:24:04,648 --> 01:24:06,824
Just, see you.
1276
01:24:37,855 --> 01:24:41,511
♪ Luft balloons, I got 99
1277
01:24:44,731 --> 01:24:49,562
♪ Senses workin' overtime
1278
01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:54,437
♪ I got one, two,
three, four, five
1279
01:24:57,570 --> 01:25:00,660
♪ Every song on the radio
1280
01:25:01,052 --> 01:25:03,837
♪ Is about you and me
1281
01:25:04,403 --> 01:25:07,580
♪ How I love my radio
1282
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,631
♪ Every song on the radio
1283
01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:17,895
♪ Is about you and me
1284
01:25:18,025 --> 01:25:19,592
♪ Now I miss you
1285
01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:44,791
♪ I saw this woman
She had it going on
1286
01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:49,187
♪ I saw this moron
His head would seem gone
1287
01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:53,278
♪ If I play my cards right,
there's going to be no joker
1288
01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:57,717
♪ I'd get my side
1289
01:25:57,848 --> 01:26:01,286
♪ You've heard the story
1290
01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:04,594
♪ Don't you know
that unique got so bleak
1291
01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:07,814
♪ Is what I witnessed
He treating her bad
1292
01:26:07,945 --> 01:26:10,774
♪ And I don't want her
to be sad
1293
01:26:10,904 --> 01:26:13,168
♪ I'm here to protect
and serve
1294
01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:17,607
♪ The world is going down
There's a new sheriff in town
1295
01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:23,352
♪ The world is going down
There's a new sheriff in town
1296
01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:25,441
Ah!
1297
01:26:27,878 --> 01:26:30,446
♪ The world is going down
1298
01:26:31,838 --> 01:26:33,840
I stuck...
1299
01:26:36,147 --> 01:26:37,801
These, which are for you.
1300
01:26:37,931 --> 01:26:39,019
Oh!
1301
01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:45,896
They're lovely.
1302
01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:46,940
Thank you, Virgil.
That was very
thoughtful of you.
1303
01:26:49,116 --> 01:26:50,117
Come on in.
1304
01:26:57,037 --> 01:26:58,822
Just make yourself
at home.
1305
01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,693
I'll find something
to put these in.
1306
01:27:01,781 --> 01:27:02,956
How did you know
I liked roses?
1307
01:27:13,053 --> 01:27:14,577
How is your grandmother?
1308
01:27:14,707 --> 01:27:16,883
Oh, not so good.
1309
01:27:17,014 --> 01:27:19,103
My parents drove
to Santa Barbara
to be with her.
1310
01:27:26,806 --> 01:27:28,199
How did you know
about my grandmother?
1311
01:27:29,896 --> 01:27:33,335
Oh, um... Wild guess.
1312
01:27:35,119 --> 01:27:40,211
♪ Would you give me
just one look my way
1313
01:27:41,212 --> 01:27:42,344
♪ Make my day
1314
01:27:42,474 --> 01:27:43,475
Yes!
1315
01:27:49,742 --> 01:27:53,006
♪ The movies and the dinners
Yeah, they've been lots of fun
1316
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:54,747
♪ But when I bring you
to your door
1317
01:27:54,878 --> 01:27:56,967
♪ I hope we're not done
1318
01:27:57,097 --> 01:28:00,144
♪ But I'm a little shy
and scared to make
the first move
1319
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:03,800
♪ So, please invite me in
so we can get in the groove
1320
01:28:03,930 --> 01:28:07,456
♪ Let's do it, let's do it
Let's get it done
1321
01:28:07,586 --> 01:28:11,111
♪ Let's do it, let's do it
Come on over now
1322
01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:14,332
♪ Let's get the sex
out of the way
1323
01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:17,422
♪ Let's stop pretending
What do you say
1324
01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:21,470
Okay, you son of a bitch.
I've taken all the shit
I'm gonna take from you.
1325
01:28:22,122 --> 01:28:23,515
Now it's payback time.
1326
01:28:30,043 --> 01:28:32,829
Gotcha!Oh, damn bird!
1327
01:28:33,830 --> 01:28:36,920
♪ Let's get the sex
out of the way
1328
01:28:37,050 --> 01:28:40,663
♪ So we can concentrate
on love ♪
1329
01:29:10,997 --> 01:29:14,305
♪ My girl has a wicked style
1330
01:29:16,307 --> 01:29:19,789
♪ From her lips to her tits
and don't you forget that mind
1331
01:29:20,529 --> 01:29:24,663
♪ My friend
I'll say I'm through
1332
01:29:26,317 --> 01:29:29,538
♪ They all think I'm whipped
'Cause I'm down with you
1333
01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:34,194
♪ In this world
It's good to be alive
1334
01:29:35,413 --> 01:29:36,936
♪ When you miss
the one you love
1335
01:29:37,067 --> 01:29:39,025
♪ Then she drops by
1336
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,902
♪ You've got the key
to my door
1337
01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:50,863
♪ You've got the key
to my door
1338
01:29:52,778 --> 01:29:55,390
♪ And when I hear
that lock turn
1339
01:29:57,130 --> 01:29:58,480
♪ You're mine
1340
01:29:59,611 --> 01:30:04,442
♪ Anytime of day
Anytime of night
1341
01:30:04,573 --> 01:30:08,446
♪ Come without a warning
I've got nothing to hide
1342
01:30:08,925 --> 01:30:10,970
♪ There used to be a day
1343
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,320
♪ As with traffic that came by
1344
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:16,280
♪ Ex-girlfriend,
drug, my friend
1345
01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:18,064
♪ You know what it's like
1346
01:30:18,195 --> 01:30:19,936
♪ In this world
1347
01:30:20,066 --> 01:30:23,243
♪ It's good to be alive
1348
01:30:23,374 --> 01:30:24,941
♪ When you miss
the one you love
1349
01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:27,378
♪ Then she drops by
1350
01:30:27,509 --> 01:30:31,774
♪ My girl, she's too
1351
01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:38,998
♪ You've got the key
to my door
1352
01:30:40,783 --> 01:30:44,003
♪ You've got the key
to my door
1353
01:30:45,614 --> 01:30:48,399
♪ And when I hear
that lock turn
1354
01:30:49,922 --> 01:30:51,533
♪ You're mine
1355
01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,841
♪ And when I hear
that lock turning ♪
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