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Previously, on Now, Apocalypse:
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- Ahh!
- Sorry, dude.
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You know, when I first met Jethro...
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- Teach me, baby!
- Can you slow down a litle bit, please?
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Barnabas, you should send
me one of your scripts.
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For real?
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Get on your knees!
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If you want to give the "open
relationship" thing a... try?
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Something... strange
seems to be going on here.
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This sort of feels like:
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- Fate!
- Fate.
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Carly, don’t you ever
get bizarre premonitions?
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- Breathe! Breathe!
- [EXHALING]
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Ahh!
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, hold on a second.
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[FORD GRUNTING]
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Whoo. Sorry, okay.
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Ha! What’s up?
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Huh?
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You alright? You seem kind of out of it.
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I’m fine.
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Uh, I just took a spill on my bike.
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- But I’m fine though.
- You sure?
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You, you look like you
just saw the Boogeyman.
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I’m good.
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What-so uh, where, where’s Severine?
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Uh, she...
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went home.
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Everything uh, good with you guys?
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- Well...
- [SEVERINE MOANING]
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Oh, I love you.
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Thank you.
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Are you going to finish too?
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Uh?
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If so, can you please hurry.
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I need to go so I can get back to work.
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What, you’re not staying over?
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I can’t tonight.
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But I’ll make it up to you, I promise.
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So would you like to
ejaculate in my vagina?
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I found that's normally faster
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than when I pleasure you orally.
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[FORD] I mean, I get it.
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She’s doing like really important
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top secret government work and shit.
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Yeah, but still.
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- I know...
- Sorry dude.
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Everything else okay?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Uh, you know what, I'm,
I’m gonna uh, to crash.
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Cause I've had a really long night.
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Oh, cool.
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Uh, Uly?
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Nothing. Uh, sweet dreams.
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Kay, night.
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- [UPBEAT MUSIC]
- [DOOR SLAMS]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Holy fucking...
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MAN: Welcome, you found me at last.
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My name is Mitchell Kent.
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And I’m speaking to you now
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as a modern day Paul Revere to warn you
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about an alien conspiracy
so vast, so pervasive,
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it boggles the mind.
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And if you raise your voice
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to alert others to this plight
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you will be ridiculed and scorned.
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That’s because they
need to silence you.
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But I’m telling you.
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Right here and now.
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Do not let them.
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[UNEASY MUSIC]
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Carly, I’m telling you.
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This shit is totally real.
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Because you read it on the internet?
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Would you just take a look at this?
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- What is this?
- Just watch it.
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MITCHELL: As incredible as it may sound
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reptilian aliens have
been infiltrating media,
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the government, every
level of our society
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- for generations.
- Dude, really?
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Some jackhole on YouTube is your idea
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of empirical evidence.
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This is Mitchell Kent.
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He’s one of the leading experts
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of extraterrestrial
lifeforms in the country.
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His channel has over two million views.
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I’ve seen sneezing cat
videos with two billion views.
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Okay, here. Look, check this out.
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Just read it.
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Obama is a reptile.
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And Putin, and Hitler, Queen Elizabeth,
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Bill Gates, and Beyoncé.
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They shape shift...
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via mind control projection.
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I feel like you’re not
taking me seriously.
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Your feeling is correct.
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I’m sorry, I'm, I’m confused.
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You-you saw this whole thing
happen and then you didn’t?
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Well, it’s a little
foggy, but it’s exactly
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like this weird nightmare
that I’ve been having.
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[MAN MOANING]
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- [MAN] Help me.
- [HISSING]
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[ULYSSES SCREAMS]
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But then, I must have
passed out or something
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because the next thing that I remember.
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Ow.
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- [SQUEAKING]
- [ULYSSES SCREAMS]
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Wait. You woke up
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in the same spot where
you crashed your bike?
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Yeah.
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How did you get there?
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Did the alien finish
like, raping the guy
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and then pick you up and
carry you like a bride
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over the threshold? [GIGGLES]
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- I don’t know.
- Okay, Uly.
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You know that I heart
you like a homely sister.
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But how fucking high were you?
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- A little bit high?
- Exactly.
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So please, can we just move on?
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Give me all the dirt on
sexy angst boy... Gabriel.
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Yeah, uh, we kinda really hit it off.
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Wait, wait, what if someone sees us?
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Isn’t this kind of dangerous?
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That’s what makes it fun right?
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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CARLY: Right there in the gross alley?
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That's hot.
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But then when we came,
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well it got like sort of crazy.
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Isn’t it like the
definition of coming.
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No, no, we’re talking
like bizarre, shroomy, crazy.
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Like something cosmic was
starting to take over our...
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Okay, hey, hey. I’m
gonna stop you right there.
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You have the tendency
to meet these guys...
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No, it was... it wasn’t like that.
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I’m just saying, don’t
make too big a deal
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out of everything too soon.
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Don’t worry, I got it.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Because I-you know, I’m
gonna hear about this job.
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Maybe today or, or tomorrow.
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Uh, it’s fine, I’m uh, I'm...
I'm cash rich this week.
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I’ve been gambling online for money.
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I'm sorry, sorry what?
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I can’t believe you
read my script already.
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I don’t fuck around.
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In business or in life.
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So I’m going to be brutally
honest with you, Ford.
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Alright.
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I didn’t like it.
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I loved it.
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Wait what?
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- I loved it.
- Really?
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I was just messing with you.
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Look it’s sexy, it’s action-packed,
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it has all the makings
of a four quadrant hit.
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Dude, do you really think so?
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I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t.
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I told ya, I don’t fuck around.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I, I-don’t even, I don't
even know what to say.
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I hope you’re ready for it.
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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.
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So Barnabas wants to
produce it and everything.
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- Produce what?
- My script.
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Meet Your Maker.
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- Did you ever finish it?
- Not yet.
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I’ve been very busy and
the format confuses me.
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But that’s good news
about Barnabas, right?
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Are you kidding? It is totally
like a dream come true.
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Well then, let’s get together
at my place later to celebrate.
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That would be awesome.
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But what time, cause Barnabas invited me
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to the red carpet premiere of
the new Chris Hemsworth movie
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and it starts at 7:30.
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I’m working tonight so later
is better for me anyway.
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- I’ll text you.
- Sweet.
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I cannot wait to see you.
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Me as well, but I have
to go into a meeting now.
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Okay bye babe, I love you.
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I have the most terrifying
super lucid dreams too.
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And I wake up feeling like
the world is about to end
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and it’s up to me to warn everyone.
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[ULYSSES SIGHS]
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Hello.
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Yeah, yeah, this is Ulysses.
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[EXCITED SHOUTING]
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- Push. Push.
- [GROANS]
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I can see the head coming out.
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- Oh, my God.
- [BOTH CRYING]
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I love you so much.
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Thank you Kai and Magenta,
that was absolutely beautiful.
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Okay, that’s it for today.
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Uh, scene for next week is on the table.
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As usual memorize your lines and
be off book by next week’s class
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or face my wrath.
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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You know, you should maybe consider
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masking your disdain for
your classmates a little.
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What?
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I don’t think it would kill you
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to fake a smile every once in a while.
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It is an acting class.
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Uh, I'm sorry I didn’t
realize I was being so-obvious.
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Well, to be fair, that birthing
routine was excruciating.
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Especially Kai.
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The overall lack of ability in that room
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can be mind-boggling.
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Present company excluded, of course.
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- Thanks.
- I’m serious.
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You have a natural, raw talent.
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Well, thank you.
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Uh, anyway, I should probably get going.
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- See you around.
- Bye.
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[LIVELY ROCK MUSIC]
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This is so good.
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I can’t believe it’s all free.
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Well, enjoy.
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Yeah thanks, I’m so hungry.
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And thanks for the movie, too.
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It was amazing.
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I found it rather tired.
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It was just so been there, done that.
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And I’m sorry, but Jessica
Chastain needs to fire her agent.
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Huh, I guess.
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OTTO: Barnabas.
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- Otto.
- [LAUGHTER]
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- How are you?
- Bored shitless.
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Of course. Of course.
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And who have we here?
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Well, this is the exciting
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and brilliant new writer, Ford Houston.
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Ford, this is Otto West.
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Whoa.
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Otto...
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West?
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Mr. West, I am such a huge fan.
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The Violin Player is in my
top five best movies ever.
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Only top five?
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Well no, it’s number three.
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I’m playing with you.
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And please,
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- call me Otto.
- Okay.
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I’m sorry, I do not mean
to geek out on you,
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but I cannot believe I’m
actually shaking your hand.
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Oh, the pleasure’s all mine.
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You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.
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Oh, I’d love to read it.
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Holy shit.
259
00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:50,233
[PHONE BEEPS]
260
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,336
Whoops.
261
00:13:52,976 --> 00:13:54,978
Uh, uh, I gotta take this.
262
00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:12,658
Sorry, uh...
263
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,420
My girlfriend just got home from work
264
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,983
and I gotta go meet up with her.
265
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,545
- Is that okay?
- Of course.
266
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:23,390
Cool. Um, just so great
to meet you Mr. West.
267
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:25,632
Ah, I mean Otto.
268
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,314
Same here.
269
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:30,758
Oh and um, don’t forget
to send me your script.
270
00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:33,881
Barnabas here has my contact info.
271
00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:37,205
For sure. Thank you.
272
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:41,409
And thank you Barnabas
for just ah, everything.
273
00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:43,932
You are most welcome Ford.
274
00:14:44,032 --> 00:14:46,034
- Go have some fun.
- Okay.
275
00:14:46,555 --> 00:14:48,257
See ya.
276
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:51,220
ULYSSES: Call me paranoid
but that Barnabas dude
277
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,302
seems ultra sketch.
278
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,304
And when it comes to
these kinds of situations
279
00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:58,748
Ford is basically a gullible baby.
280
00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:02,272
Oh, it’s cute when you helicopter mom.
281
00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:04,755
I didn’t know what to say to him.
282
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:08,118
Like I love Ford like a blow
job on a Sunday afternoon,
283
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:11,122
but his script was terrible.
284
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:14,966
Is this the one that’s like a
post apocalyptic Lethal Weapon?
285
00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:16,848
With the cyborg vampires, yes.
286
00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:18,486
I seriously don’t think
I got through more than
287
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,552
- like two pages.
- Yikes.
288
00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:23,415
Sorry, but
289
00:15:23,515 --> 00:15:26,819
the sight of you in a
uniform is disturbing
290
00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:28,921
yet strangely erotic at the same time.
291
00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:32,563
Basically I just sit
around here doing nothing.
292
00:15:32,605 --> 00:15:34,707
It’s pretty much my ideal gig.
293
00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:36,830
So what should I do about Gabriel?
294
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,471
There’s nothing to do.
295
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,954
- He’s ghosting you.
- Don’t say that.
296
00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:42,516
Well then let’s be optimistic.
297
00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,758
Maybe he’s dead or in a coma.
298
00:15:44,858 --> 00:15:46,961
Thank you for being so supportive.
299
00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:48,282
No prob.
300
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,244
Hey um, I gotta go douche though.
301
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:53,007
Jethro’s coming by later
for some more mediocre sex.
302
00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:54,449
Fun.
303
00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:56,551
As a stick in the eye.
304
00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:59,674
[KNOCKS]
305
00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:02,958
SEVERINE: It’s open.
306
00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:15,792
Whoa.
307
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,675
You look like a sex robot.
308
00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:20,778
I am a sex robot.
309
00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:35,313
Do you think about fucking other women?
310
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:38,277
Uh...
311
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,401
No.
312
00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:45,785
Why do you think about other guys?
313
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:47,587
Of course.
314
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:50,330
Everyone does. It’s
perfectly normal and healthy.
315
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:56,356
I, I sometimes think about it.
316
00:16:56,456 --> 00:16:58,399
But it’s not planned or anything.
317
00:16:58,499 --> 00:17:02,723
It’s more like a surprise cameo.
318
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:06,087
I understand that lying
has evolutionary value.
319
00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:08,850
Studies indicate the
larger the neocortex
320
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:11,613
of a species, meaning the
more intelligent it is,
321
00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:13,755
the more likely it is to be deceptive.
322
00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,018
Uh-huh.
323
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,900
If we’re going to be together
324
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,622
I want you to know that you don’t need
325
00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:21,724
to protect me from the truth.
326
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,068
Ditto.
327
00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:27,170
I’ll put these in water.
328
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:35,639
[FORD SCREAMS]
329
00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,802
You like that baby, yeah you like that.
330
00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:40,445
Yeah, oh yeah.
331
00:17:40,545 --> 00:17:42,547
[PHONE BUZZING]
332
00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:47,728
Bro, are you looking at your phone?
333
00:17:47,752 --> 00:17:50,896
- Nah, bro.
- Bro, I saw you.
334
00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:53,138
So-sorry, I just thought
it might be my agent.
335
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,641
- Is it?
- Nah, it’s my mum.
336
00:17:57,483 --> 00:17:59,485
Oh, my God.
337
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:03,129
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
338
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,654
Ford, what are you doing?
339
00:18:08,976 --> 00:18:10,798
I see you met Daphne.
340
00:18:10,898 --> 00:18:12,359
Hey, sorry to freak you out.
341
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,961
I just came from an Antifa protest
342
00:18:14,061 --> 00:18:16,063
and I didn’t have time to change.
343
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:23,632
Come Ford, sit.
344
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:33,783
So...
345
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:35,625
I invited Daphne over
346
00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:38,027
because I wanted the two of you to meet.
347
00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:40,430
How do you guys know each other?
348
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:43,393
We met about a year or so ago.
349
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:46,677
- At an orgy.
- Daphne is polyamorous.
350
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,200
I have three boyfriends.
351
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,521
Wow.
352
00:18:50,621 --> 00:18:52,723
That sounds...
353
00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:54,565
time consuming.
354
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:57,369
My iCal is crazy right now.
355
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:01,093
Daphne why don’t you make
yourself more comfortable.
356
00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:03,595
Yeah, sorry I’m covered in bomb dust.
357
00:19:05,117 --> 00:19:07,840
[SOFT POP MUSIC]
358
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,688
She’s beautiful, don’t you think?
359
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,832
CARLY: Now what is it?
360
00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:20,914
Well, I know you’re a feminist
361
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:23,397
or whatever, but I
think it’s kinda weird
362
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,160
that you’re using a vibrator
while we’re fucking.
363
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,763
Why are you afraid of
robots taking your job?
364
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:32,967
No, I just really want to
connect with you right now.
365
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,090
Your dick is inside of me.
366
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,008
I’m pretty sure we can’t get
much more connected than that.
367
00:19:37,032 --> 00:19:39,414
I’m not talking about genitalia.
368
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:42,137
I’m talking about spiritually.
369
00:19:42,237 --> 00:19:44,400
[CARLY SIGHS] Fine.
370
00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:49,425
If this is such an
affront to your male ego,
371
00:19:49,525 --> 00:19:51,227
I won’t use it.
372
00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:55,112
- [VIBRATOR CRASHING]
- [CARLY SIGHS]
373
00:19:55,212 --> 00:19:57,214
I need a new condom.
374
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,200
Are there no more in here?
375
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,503
Might be a box in the
closet, check the top shelf.
376
00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:12,631
Mother fu... what the fuck?
377
00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:15,814
Oh shit.
378
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,377
My God, a dildo just hit me in the eye.
379
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,059
What if I get conjunctivitis
380
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:21,256
and I get called in for an audition.
381
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,622
What the fuck, dude?
382
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,724
What is all this shit?
383
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:27,187
Go on.
384
00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:28,788
Touch her.
385
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:30,891
I want you to.
386
00:20:31,571 --> 00:20:34,494
[SOFT POP MUSIC]
387
00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:49,431
Okay.
388
00:20:53,475 --> 00:20:56,799
Damn, you’re like the reason
the female gaze was invented.
389
00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:06,209
Tonight I just want to watch you.
390
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,676
DAPHNE: Go ahead.
391
00:21:12,776 --> 00:21:15,019
Use my body any way you want.
392
00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:23,048
JETHRO: Who do you use this stuff with?
393
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,150
No one.
394
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:31,777
Sometimes, I like
dressing up in dominatrix
395
00:21:31,877 --> 00:21:34,300
type of stuff and pretending.
396
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,902
So you bought all this stuff
397
00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:39,025
and you’ve never used it with anyone?
398
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,708
Yes.
399
00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,670
It’s kinda like, remember
during the Cold War
400
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,193
how the U.S. stockpiled like
a bunch of nuclear weapons
401
00:21:46,293 --> 00:21:48,275
just in case they might
need them one day.
402
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,637
Okay just so I’m clear,
403
00:21:49,737 --> 00:21:51,118
you’re saying that these ball gags
404
00:21:51,218 --> 00:21:54,202
- are like your nukes?
- Exactly.
405
00:21:54,302 --> 00:21:56,444
Why didn’t you ever tell
me about any of this before?
406
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:58,206
I don’t know, I just...
407
00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:00,308
I was embarrassed, I guess.
408
00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:03,592
I thought you’d get all judgy on me.
409
00:22:04,353 --> 00:22:06,335
Plus,
410
00:22:06,435 --> 00:22:09,458
I didn’t think you would be into it.
411
00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:14,384
Being that you’re so a
dominant alpha male and all.
412
00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:16,746
That’s true.
413
00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:18,848
I am very manly.
414
00:22:19,609 --> 00:22:23,353
But look, if it means so much to you
415
00:22:23,453 --> 00:22:27,218
I might be down to, you
know, at least give it a try.
416
00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:30,341
Wait, you...
417
00:22:31,302 --> 00:22:33,304
want me to spank you?
418
00:22:38,069 --> 00:22:41,073
[SLOW PERKY MUSIC]
419
00:22:45,838 --> 00:22:47,840
[MUSIC STOPS]
420
00:22:51,284 --> 00:22:53,686
[ALARM RINGS]
421
00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:01,695
["HIDDEN PLACE" BY BJORK]
422
00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:06,440
- [PADDLE SMACKS]
- Is that okay?
423
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,543
Yeah bro, I’m not a pussy.
424
00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:16,591
You’ve been a bad boy.
425
00:23:17,232 --> 00:23:18,654
Haven’t you Jethro?
426
00:23:18,754 --> 00:23:20,936
Oh I don’t know, have I?
427
00:23:21,036 --> 00:23:22,458
Hm-mm.
428
00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:26,382
You’ve been a bad...
429
00:23:26,482 --> 00:23:28,024
bad boy.
430
00:23:28,124 --> 00:23:30,667
Oh, are you gonna punish me?
431
00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:33,029
- [PADDLE SMACKS]
- Oh.
432
00:23:33,129 --> 00:23:38,095
You’ve been a bad, bad, boy, Jethro.
433
00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:40,958
You never
434
00:23:41,058 --> 00:23:44,922
look at your phone while
you’re fucking me again.
435
00:23:45,022 --> 00:23:46,965
- Okay, okay.
- Did you hear me?
436
00:23:47,065 --> 00:23:49,327
I said never,
437
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:51,890
ever again.
438
00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:55,214
Say it, say "I will never
look at my phone again."
439
00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:56,775
Okay, okay.
440
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,818
Okay, I promise I will
never look at my phone
441
00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:00,499
while we’re fucking again.
442
00:24:00,599 --> 00:24:03,282
[JETHRO SCREAMS]
443
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,666
Fuck.
444
00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:10,190
I’m sorry, just uh, give me a second.
445
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:12,152
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
446
00:24:12,252 --> 00:24:17,137
Relax, just think of
Daphne as your sex toy.
447
00:24:18,099 --> 00:24:21,562
Uh, this might sound kinda weird
448
00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:23,244
but would you mind,
449
00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:25,286
I promise I don’t mean it or anything.
450
00:24:25,386 --> 00:24:28,210
Would you mind if I said I love you.
451
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,512
Of course, this is a safe space.
452
00:24:31,713 --> 00:24:33,716
Okay.
453
00:24:35,397 --> 00:24:37,400
Oh, I love you.
454
00:24:38,641 --> 00:24:40,263
Oh, fuck I love you.
455
00:24:40,363 --> 00:24:42,365
I’m sorry was that too much?
456
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:46,850
[JETHRO BREATHES HEAVILY]
457
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:52,216
Are you okay?
458
00:24:53,497 --> 00:24:55,199
Sorry.
459
00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:57,301
I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
460
00:24:59,944 --> 00:25:02,507
- [JETHRO CRIES]
- It's okay.
461
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,471
It’s okay baby, you can cry.
462
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:12,998
♪
463
00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:15,842
♪
464
00:25:17,243 --> 00:25:19,946
I love you.
465
00:25:20,046 --> 00:25:22,048
Oh I love you.
466
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:29,296
♪ Imagination ♪
467
00:25:33,461 --> 00:25:37,425
♪
468
00:25:39,267 --> 00:25:43,672
[MOANING]
469
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,516
[YAWNS]
470
00:25:49,598 --> 00:25:52,321
[UNEASY MUSIC]
471
00:26:01,491 --> 00:26:03,494
Hello?
472
00:26:07,618 --> 00:26:09,620
Somebody there?
473
00:26:14,225 --> 00:26:16,668
[WOMAN MOANS]
474
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:20,172
[SCREAMS]
475
00:26:20,272 --> 00:26:24,497
[JETHRO AND CARLY MOANING]
476
00:26:24,597 --> 00:26:26,379
Oh my God.
477
00:26:26,479 --> 00:26:29,522
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
478
00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:35,028
Okay, got to run.
479
00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:36,710
I’m meeting up with my boyfriends
480
00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,632
and we’re setting
Bank of America on fire.
481
00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:41,075
Good night Daphne.
482
00:26:41,175 --> 00:26:42,676
I’ll see ya.
483
00:26:42,776 --> 00:26:45,740
- Uh, thanks.
- Uh huh, bye.
484
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:50,985
So you really liked that.
485
00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:55,330
Watching me doing it with Daphne.
486
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:57,853
Yes, it turned me on...
487
00:26:57,953 --> 00:27:01,737
seeing someone else enjoy your body.
488
00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:04,781
I gotta say I felt weird at first,
489
00:27:04,881 --> 00:27:07,363
but I kinda got into
watching you watch me.
490
00:27:08,685 --> 00:27:10,687
I loved seeing you come.
491
00:27:11,207 --> 00:27:12,709
Really?
492
00:27:12,809 --> 00:27:15,472
I feel like I must look so stupid.
493
00:27:15,572 --> 00:27:17,114
No.
494
00:27:17,214 --> 00:27:19,917
Some people possess structural beauty.
495
00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:23,401
Some emotional beauty,
but you have both.
496
00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:28,166
Your face is like a
masterfully crafted cello
497
00:27:28,266 --> 00:27:31,149
playing an exquisite symphony.
498
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,193
Wow, Sev.
499
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,356
Your words are like poems.
500
00:27:48,528 --> 00:27:51,572
[PLAYING "CUT THE WORLD"
BY MOSCOW OLYMPICS]
501
00:27:57,378 --> 00:27:59,380
♪ I don't know ♪
502
00:28:02,383 --> 00:28:05,287
♪
503
00:28:05,387 --> 00:28:08,730
♪ Don't want to say ♪
504
00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:10,833
♪ So I cut this world ♪
505
00:28:12,835 --> 00:28:15,438
♪ I cut this world ♪
506
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:19,202
♪ I cut this world ♪
507
00:28:20,403 --> 00:28:22,405
♪ I cut this world ♪
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