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l've got to say, l can cope with
Iots of different feelings at once.
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l can be totally happy
yet quite ill at the same time.
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l'm really consumed with doubts about
life and also a disregard for death.
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This combination is perfectly possible
ifyour spirit is strong,
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ifyou're robust. l mean, for someone
who wants to fight to the bitter end
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and is as cynical as the King of Siam.
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Someone like me.
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l've got that in me,
that doubting and moods that change.
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l'd even go as far as to say that
those feelings dictate my work.
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Aparrt from that, l just blunder along.
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Looking to see
which way the wind is blowing
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and making sure l don't crack up.
That's all.
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The price offame?
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lt's a strange phenomenon. l make no
secret ofthe fact that l live in Ostend
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and people do come and bother me
now and then.
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Some even go as far as ringing the
doorbell and asking for an autograph.
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Sometimes there are young chicks
who think l'll want to fuck them.
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Strange people, strange visitors.
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Like yesterday. Three handicapped guys
came round yesterday.
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Real losers.
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And they were handicapped as well.
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They had a rock band without a drummer
and they were looking for a drummer.
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l asked how come they'd come to me
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and the first one said
that his mother had thought of me.
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The second one shouted that
he'd heard l was good at drumming.
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The third one didn't say anyything.
He just sat there, staring at my girl.
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Dangerous guy. He was the singer.
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And his handicap was a speech
impediment. He spoke with a lisp.
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Usually you can't really refer to a lisp
as a handicap but in his case you could.
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He'd also been to prison for assault.
More than once.
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He said that he kind of specialised
in assault at the time.
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Koen De Geyyter
mainly used to beat up women.
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The arrogant fucking bitches.
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l'd like to drag their kissers open,
ifyou get me.
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The way they take a drag on a cigarette.
You ever seen one take a drag?
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Eh? Have you?
- Yes, evey day.
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How they suck on it with their stupid
lips. l'd like to drag them open.
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Get what l mean? Get it?
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Watch 'em next time. l've seen 'em.
l'm not taking that!
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And how they always
step in the puddles when it rains.
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Never round them, in them.
As ifthey don't see the puddles.
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No, can't say l've ever noticed that.
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And how they use the phone.
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Ever noticed that?
How they use the phone?
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A bitch on a phone...
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l'd like to beat the hell out of her.
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l'd like to shove the phone
down their kisser.
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And when they park...
They're finally parked OK
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and then they go forrward a bit.
And backward a bit.
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And then forrward again.
And backward again. And forrward again.
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And backward again.
And then they're parked OK.
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The second one had a stiff arm.
Well, he had an arm he couldn't bend.
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He was gay, although
he didn't really look like a faggot.
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He was the one
who kept on about his mother,
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which made me decide that
his interminable mother complex
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could be regarded as a handicap.
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His name was Jan Verbeek, the only
child of Gaston and Suzanne Verbeek.
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His future looked bright
in a world like this one.
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And the family bathed in bliss,
as it were.
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But then it all went wrong.
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And how come Jan's got a st,iff arm
and his mother is bald
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l don't know.
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But Koen says that
it's to do with Jan's first love.
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Apparently it was
a traumatic experience.
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My arm! My arm! Go away.
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One day, mowing his grass
became too much for Pa Verbeek.
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From then on Jan had to do
the household jobs.
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Loser!
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The third one was almost deaf.
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Even though, at first glance,
he looked blind.
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His name is Ivan, he was the guitarist
with the band without a drummer.
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lvan thinks being deaf is the most
ridiculous handicap someone can have.
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lvan wanted to become a rock star.
Deaf people don't become rock stars.
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''You're better off blind,'' he said.
''You've got more chance.
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A blind man playing is so pathetic
you're behind him,
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even if it's only out of pity.''
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He was married to Marleen
and they had a child, Mia.
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Look! What's this?
What's this?
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l can't play without taking something.
- l know, it's the same evey week.
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What?
- It's the same evey week.
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l'm telling you,
it's gonna be my day today.
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The guys were at the door.
l just let them in.
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What a bunch of losers!
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They're handicapped. Just look at them.
- Smell them. They stink.
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Fantastic, eh? Three handicapped guy, s
with a rock band without a drummer
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looking for fame. And success.
- They want your success.
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That's obvious, isn't it?
- Darling, we'll use them.
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There's a stoy in this.
What do you want?
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We've been fans for ages. We've seen you
on TV... your books... interrviews.
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You're quite well known, eh?
- We read that you could play the drums.
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What?
- He can play the drums.
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Yes, we need a drummer.
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But l think there's a problem.
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ls there? What?
- Eh?
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What problem?
- You're not handicapped.
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The fourrth band member
also has to have a handicap.
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But you knew l wasn't handicapped.
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Doesn't have to be much. A mole or
a warrt or something that you can't see.
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Dries, you haven't got a handicap.
- What? What did she say?
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That's it then, guys.
No handicap, no drummer in your band.
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Yes, but...
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Can you play?
- He doesn't want to.
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Can't he play the drums?
- l'll think about it. Come back later.
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What?
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He'll think about it. We'll come back.
- Tomorrow?
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Right.
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l told you.
- We're off.
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He's much too clean.
- l could only ask, eh?
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You can see he's much too clean.
- Come on. Now isn't the right time.
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Dries speaking.
- De Geyyter here. l forgot something.
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What?
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The band's only going to perform once.
Just one performance and that's it.
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OK. Now l've got you on the phone,
l will join the band.
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Really? Great! What about the handicap?
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l've got a handicap, quite a
conspicuous one. l can't play the drums.
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Oh. OK.
- And l've got a good name for the band.
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The Feminists.
- The what? Feminists?
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Yes, four handicapped guys
are just as good
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as four feminist bitches? Get it?
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Oh. Yes. OK. See you tomorrow.
Say hello to Lio.
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OK. See you tomorrow.
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Who was that?
- Koen De Geyyter.
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What a sucker! You say you can't play
the drums and he just believes you.
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l can't play the drums.
- You can.
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And you can speak perfect French.
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Why d'you absolutely want to play
with that fucking band?
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l don't really know. l think
l want to step outside my happy world.
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Descend into
the depths of stupidity, ugliness,
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obtuseness, unfaithfulness and fake.
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Latch onto the life of losers
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but without belonging to that world
and in the knowledge
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that l can always return
to my own world.
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And to you.
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Ma?
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Ma?
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Ma? Have you gone deaf?
Why don't you answer?
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ls that the next step?
Are you going deaf?
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This is Dries Vanhegen. This is my ma.
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Are you the famous author?
l haven't read any ofyour books.
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A lot of people say that.
That's the price offame.
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You haven't got a drink. Want a beer?
- No, thanks.
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Are there any beers?
- You know where the fridge is.
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Yes. And where your stupid head is.
- l'm going to check Pa.
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Go and check him then.
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And you know there's no smoking indoors!
- Don't tell me!
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Tell him...
- Go and see Pa, you filthy slut!
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l've had enough ofyou!
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Don't you want anyything to drink?
- No, thanks. What's up with your pa?
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Pa's not well. Now and then we have
to check that he hasn't hurrt himself.
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Hurrt himself? Could he hang himself?
With an extension lead or something?
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Come outside. l'll show you something.
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Have you lived here long?
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Of course, you can't compare it
to where you live.
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And your pa is upstairs?
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We rehearse here.
We can make a row here.
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Shall l play something?
- Yes, go on.
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This is a bar.
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A bar?
- Yes, with all that beer.
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Right.
- We play here. Just a minute.
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Where did you learn that?
- Dunno. Just tried it.
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Just tried it, fucked around.
How's Pa?
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He'd shit himself again.
- Again? The filthy old bugger.
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l hear you can't play the drums?
- No.
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ls there something you can do?
- Yes.
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l can see from a long way away
if someone is wearing a wig.
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Get out!
- Do something about your fridge, slut!
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Take him outside! Outside, l said!
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l'm going. My arm! Calm down.
- Get out of here!
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Fucking whore!
- Shut your face!
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Her wig is a bit of a sore point.
- She doesn't always wear it.
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What's up with your pa? Is he ill?
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Eh?
- Yes, he's...
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Haven't you got a job?
- l'm on the dole.
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l get money like that.
So why get a job?
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Got a light ?
- What ?
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Got a light?
- Hang on.
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Give that here.
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We thought about doing
a cover of Devo's Mongoloid.
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Mongoloid? That goes with our image.
- Mongols, handicapped.
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Because we are, aren't we?
- l'm not a mongol.
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lsn't that the same thing? Handicapped
or mongol, that's the same thing. Fuck!
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What's going on?
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Fuck!
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My head, man!
- Take it easy!
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What about that cover?
- Devo's Mongoloid, man!
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Who?
- Mongoloid.
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Oh, right.
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Where's that fuckin' Moroccan?
How long have we been here?
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How's your pa?
- What about my pa?
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How long has he been there like that?
- Don't know. A long time.
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l feel sory for your ma.
- Yes, so do l.
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She's some crazy babe and
she's stuck with your pa.
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How long since she's had sex?
- Don't starrt, eh? Don't starrt.
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How long?
- Please don't starrt.
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l'm not starrting. l'm just asking you
a question, that's all.
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Eh?
- l don't know.
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l think she's some crazy babe.
- You'd know that better than me.
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l wouldn't mind fuckin' her.
Her big tits really turn me on.
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Shut your kisser!
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No, l won't shut my kisser.
l think she's one hot bitch.
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l wanna shoot between her tits.
- Fuck off, man.
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You fuck off!
- You can get it yourself.
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Don't laugh like that, man.
- l was doing OK, wasn't l?
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Sing a bit quieter. l can't hear myself.
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OK. Three, two, one...
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l don't know the lyrics,
you'll have to sing.
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Fucking hell, man.
Can't you sing a bit quieter?
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That's quiet, isn't it?
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l can't hear myself, Ivan.
Can you sing a bit quieter?
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Sing on your own.
- That's not so difficult, is it?
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Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid,
happierthan you andme,
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Come on, again.
- Do l have to sing?
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Shut your kisser! May l?
- Shall l sing?
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OK. Three, two, one...
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Fuckin' hell, man!
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l wanna fuck you.
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Not now, Jan'll be home any minute.
You mustn't.
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Come here.
- Hey!
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Calm down!
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l wanna poke my dick in your pussy.
- Leave me alone.
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Fuckin' hell, come here.
- l said no.
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Come on, Jan's not here. Don't go on.
Fuckin' hell. Come on.
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No!
- Come on!
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l'm really gonna give you one.
- And what'll you do if Jan comes home?
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Let me have that pussy! You've got
a sey stomach. Fuckin' hell!
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What a sey fuckin' stomach!
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Will you stop it?
- What a sey stomach!
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00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:11,020
Get off!
229
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:14,790
D'you want a kick in the balls?
230
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,450
Bad drumming doesn't come easily.
231
00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:21,770
Of course not. You can play the drums.
- Yes, but l can't do it.
232
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,470
lt's really difficult.
233
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,320
And the number?
234
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,670
They're pleased.
- Are they?
235
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:31,310
Yes, it's a good number.
- But can those guys play?
236
00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:34,110
They're fantastic musicians.
237
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:40,260
You wouldn't say so to look at them.
They look like a bunch of mongols.
238
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,720
Well, they really are
fantastic musicians. All ofthem.
239
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,450
They're good. Really good.
We're doing well.
240
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,570
Who's that?
- What ?
241
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,470
What is he doing here?
- He's come to watch.
242
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,740
Chuck that faggot out!
- He's come to watch.
243
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:41,080
Verbeek, chuck that pansy out.
- But he's just come to watch!
244
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,560
Fuck, are you asleep again?
- l was just dozing off.
245
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,730
You mean you've been asleep all day!
- Yeah, sure!
246
00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:48,050
Get him a beer! l'm going to
get some cigarettes. Hury up!
247
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,170
l'm doing it!
- Jesus!
248
00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:53,450
Not for me, thanks.
- No?
249
00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:57,450
What does he do for work?
- He just messes about. Fucks around.
250
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,510
Just fucks around.
251
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,180
ls it a boy or a girl?
- Hasn't got a cock or tits.
252
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,680
So it's a little girl.
- Yeah.
253
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,230
What about you? Are you that writer?
- Yes.
254
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,180
Haven't read any ofyour books.
- Can you read?
255
00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:17,350
l'm not really interested in reading.
256
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,470
Did you go to school?
- Until l was 15.
257
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,960
So, yeah. Got a cigarette?
258
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,320
Yes. Here you are.
259
00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:29,910
Thanks. l stink.
- Yeah, you do.
260
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:33,440
My cunt does too.
- Your cunt?
261
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,750
Yeah. Offish. Rotten fish.
262
00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:40,780
Are you happy about that?
263
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,250
What can you do about it? If it stinks,
it stinks. It's probably rotten.
264
00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,710
We used to have a gardener
and his cock was all sticky.
265
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:52,800
He stank of pigeon shit,
the whole thing did.
266
00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:56,400
His cock stank of pigeon shit?
- Yeah. And it was all stickky.
267
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,810
What are you talking about now?
268
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,740
Are you moaning again?
- No.
269
00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:06,100
Do you have to moan, the one time that
we've got a visitor? Aren't you happy?
270
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:10,520
Yeah, yeah.
- We'll be on stage together next week.
271
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,710
Yeah, right!
- Drop dead first.
272
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:14,660
What?
- l'm off. Bye.
273
00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:16,610
Say hello to Lio.
274
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,570
Who's this?
- This is Christine.
275
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,580
Christine is
the Minister for Hygiene's daughter.
276
00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:13,520
Hygiene? Then your vagina
won't stick of rotten fish, will it?
277
00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:56,190
Hello. Dries speaking.
278
00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:59,680
Hello Dries. It's Christine here.
From yesterday. We slept together.
279
00:31:00,310 --> 00:31:02,990
Yes. l know who you are.
What d'you want?
280
00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:05,660
l rang to ask something.
281
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,500
lf it's for sex
you'll have to wait until!Lio's home.
282
00:31:09,030 --> 00:31:11,770
l only have sex with other women
if Lio's there.
283
00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:14,680
No, it's not for sex.
Well, that's not the main reason.
284
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,450
l want to ask you something.
- Do you? What?
285
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,500
l'm in the middle ofwriting my thesis
and l'm doing a surrvey.
286
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,070
What kind ofthesis?
- For my sociology degree.
287
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,090
The title is Collective Sorrow.
288
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,400
Good title. l'm mad about titles.
Ask your question.
289
00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:37,110
What were you thinking, l mean,
l'd like to know where you were,
290
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,350
what you thought and
what was the first thing you said etc.
291
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,430
when you heard that
King Boudewijn had died?
292
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,300
Well, well. Sweet Christine
293
00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:50,600
with your inspiring tits and
a cunt you can drink honey out of.
294
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,030
So you think that
events such as the death
295
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,350
of His Majesty King Boudewijn the First
Iead to collective sorrow?
296
00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:01,530
Darling. Firstly,
collective sorrow doesn't exist.
297
00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:03,260
Secondly, it'd only happen
298
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,580
ifthe price of petrol or bread
suddenly shot through the roof.
299
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,800
But not when someone dies.
300
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,270
Cerrtainly not a moronic arsehole
like King Boudewijn.
301
00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:16,800
OK, for the first few days
after something like that
302
00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:19,830
there may be
a sorrt of collective surprise.
303
00:32:20,350 --> 00:32:24,680
A collective ''who'd have thought?'' and
''last week he looked so well on the TV''.
304
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,180
But you can't call that
collective sorrow, you horny bitch.
305
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:32,200
lt's not the sorrt of sorrow
you can write a whole thesis about.
306
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,820
Because, like l said
collective sorrow doesn't'exist.
307
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,490
There's only personal sorrow.
308
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,750
The King of Siam was the last king to
almost provoke something collective.
309
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,990
Do you still want to take parrt or not?
- Yes, of course. Why not?
310
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,680
What did you think when you heard
that King Boudewijn had died?
311
00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:58,400
At 3 o'clock that night
Lio went to bed to go to sleep
312
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,790
and there was plaintive,
almost unbearable music on the radio.
313
00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:06,880
Then l realised
there'd either been a terrible disaster
314
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,360
or someone vey imporrtant had died.
315
00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:12,890
Whose trip across the Styx
was accompanied by strange music
316
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:16,190
that wasn't constantly interrupted by
the usual DJ bullshit.
317
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,000
lt wasn't me. l was still alive.
318
00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:23,940
Not Phoebe or Gloria, l could feel
their hearrtbeat in my arrteries as usual.
319
00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:27,040
Nor my mother,
she'd already passed on.
320
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:29,850
And suddenly l knew.
321
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,830
lt was the king.
It had to be him.
322
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,070
Lio.
323
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,030
Lio.
324
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,820
The king has died.
325
00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:06,860
Yes? What do you want?
326
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,590
l've come to get you for the rehearsal.
- Rehearsal?
327
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,300
We've got to rehearse. Come on.
- l'll get myjacket and l'll be down.
328
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,400
There he is. Verbeek.
329
00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:30,150
You shaking, man?
- No, l'm not shaking.
330
00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:34,840
ls something up?
- No.
331
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,670
No?
- No, nothing's up.
332
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,480
Hello.
- Fuckin' hell! We've had it!
333
00:35:42,030 --> 00:35:45,400
Why? What's the problem?
- Hary Mulisch is going to Leffinge.
334
00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:48,170
Who?
- Hary Mulisch. Hard rockers.
335
00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:49,860
D'you know them?
- Yes.
336
00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:52,860
What's the problem?
What does it matter ifthey're going?
337
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,550
l bumped into the singer yesterday.
- Yeah, Big Dick.
338
00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:58,030
Big Dick?
339
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,880
They call him Big Dick.
Stop interrupting me!
340
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,360
lt's almost weekend
l'd like to cut my grass!.
341
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,570
What?
- A play on words, a metaphor. Jesus!
342
00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:09,090
Why do they call him Big Dick?
343
00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:12,150
lfthey called him Big Cunt
he'd be a woman.
344
00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:14,670
l was in a bar yesterday with Big Dick.
345
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:18,710
Which bar?
- Christ, l don't know what it's called.
346
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,980
Cary on, Van Dorpe.
It doesn't matter which bar it was.
347
00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:26,630
l was sitting there with Big Cunt...
Big Dick, having a quiet chat.
348
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,710
Suddenly he says, ''Hary Mulisch is
taking parrt in the rally in Leffinge.''
349
00:36:32,510 --> 00:36:34,510
l say, ''So are The Feminists.''
''Who?'' he asks.
350
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,980
''The Feminists,'' l say.
He doesn't know what l'm on about.
351
00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:42,630
l told him we've got a new band.
352
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,840
And that we... No.
353
00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:49,760
And that we've got a new number,
a brand new number, Deep Fish.
354
00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:55,860
To cut a long stoy shorrt,
he's also got a number called Deep Fish.
355
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,880
He says one of us just has to
write a new number or change the name.
356
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,730
That'd be ridiculous, with two...
- What ?
357
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,820
lfthere are two bands with...
358
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:10,780
What's the problem? Hary Mulisch
can write another number.
359
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,590
No, he said
we have to write another number.
360
00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:17,190
And why did
the moronic arsehole say that?
361
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:20,900
He said that he'd written Deep Fish
five years ago.
362
00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:25,380
Fantastic. To which you replied that
we'd written Deep Fish six years ago.
363
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,820
That we wrote Deep Fish six years ago.
364
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,480
l didn't say that.
l said we'd written it two weeks ago.
365
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:36,300
Fantastic. Brilliant, Van Dorpe. Thanks.
366
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,070
Thanks. He also said that
ifwe dare to play Deep Fish,
367
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:43,190
he'll climb on the stage
and smash us all in the kisser.
368
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,440
The kisser?
- Ever been thumped by him?
369
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,380
We're playing Deep Fish, not Hary
Mulisch. l'll have a talk with Big Dick.
370
00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:53,300
D'you know him?
- We were both students of Dutch.
371
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,070
What?
372
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:59,780
Students of Dutch?
- Is your chick as hot as she looks?
373
00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:05,690
Want me to come?
374
00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:22,480
Did you know my dad was the first
one round here to bring in darkies?
375
00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:24,940
Your father?
- Yes, my father.
376
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:30,250
He was an eel seller. He sold eels.
Skinned eels and stuff.
377
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:34,550
Maybe that's why l've got a big dick.
- Could be.
378
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:39,400
He was fed up with employing Belgians,
he thought they didn't work hard.
379
00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:42,880
He had the chance to imporrt
an Indian guy, a dark guy.
380
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,980
A dark Indian, a real Indian.
So he imporrted the Indian.
381
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,730
He came to work for us.
A good guy, a decent guy.
382
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:52,260
But he kept talking about
'fickie fickie'.
383
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,320
''You have done fickie fickie?'' he asked.
- What's that?
384
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,840
'Fickie fickie'.
- Oh!
385
00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:01,940
All the darkies come here
to fuck our women.
386
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,130
We should send 'em all fuckin' back!
387
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,900
He brought his wife over.
They bred like rabbits.
388
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,280
l think the whole of Ostend is
full of Indians. Fuckin' hell!
389
00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:15,340
And we pay for them.
- Right, and we pay for them.
390
00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:18,500
They receive benefits and we...
391
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,730
We mustn't say anyything,
otherrwise they say you're a racist.
392
00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:25,210
Fuckin' hell!
393
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,610
Jesus, look who it is!
What do you want?
394
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,510
How are you?
- Fine. Take a seat. Want a drink?
395
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,070
Or are you on the wagon
like all the old drunks?
396
00:39:35,550 --> 00:39:39,170
Water.
- Water! Erna, two beers and a water.
397
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,150
Jesus, just look at you.
398
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:46,090
Who'd have thought
you'd become famous?
399
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,800
Happened by accident.
- By accident? The luck ofthe devil!
400
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,380
How's your career going?
- My career?
401
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,900
Have you starrted that book yet?
- Yeah, l've already starrted my book.
402
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,000
l do fuck all! Fuck all!
403
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,610
ln the evening l rehearse with
Hary Mulisch. That's my rock band.
404
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,230
We're going to take parrt in
the first big rock rally of Leffinge.
405
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,320
l'll give it to you in black and white,
you ugly walnut, we're going to win.
406
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,510
'The first big rock competition
of Leffinge' is a stupid name.
407
00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:20,820
And 'Give it to you in black and
white' is a stupid expression.
408
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,110
Anyything else you want to know?
409
00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:27,570
Big Dick. Why do they call you that?
410
00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:30,750
ls it metaphorical?
- Metaphorical, my arse.
411
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,440
Erna! Come here, you whore.
412
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,840
Show our visitor
why they call me Big Dick.
413
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,260
Come on, bitch. Come on.
414
00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:43,940
Go on, show him.
415
00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:47,510
lt's something else, eh?
416
00:40:51,150 --> 00:40:53,610
l made this. With my cock.
417
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,210
My creation.
418
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,900
Amazing, eh?
419
00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:02,070
Jesus, it stinks in here!
420
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,630
l think she wants a piss.
Let's get out of here.
421
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,750
l get it, Erna.
422
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,730
Sory.
- Sory, my arse.
423
00:41:13,190 --> 00:41:17,110
There's nothing she likes more than
showing her exploded rat to visitors.
424
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:20,670
Don't you think
'exploded rat' sounds stupid?
425
00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:23,860
Yeah. Anyything else?
- The Deep Fish matter.
426
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,760
lt's vey simple.
The Feminists axe their version
427
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,260
and we don't. As simple as Simon.
428
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,500
l've got one suggestion.
- Don't bother.
429
00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:38,880
Give me a piece of paper and a pen.
- Erna, a piece of paper and a pen
430
00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:41,000
for the writer here.
431
00:41:43,550 --> 00:41:45,480
Fuckin' hell, you slow bitch!
Come on!
432
00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:48,190
Back in your cage!
433
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,650
What are you doing?
- Just a minute.
434
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,510
Tell me when you've finished.
- Here you are.
435
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,300
lfyou get rid of Deep Fish,
you can have these lyrics.
436
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,420
Fuckin' hell!
437
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,510
How do you do that?
438
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,550
This is a good number.
It's a good number.
439
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,590
This is a mega hit.
440
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,030
But how do you do that?
Let's have a drink to it.
441
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,630
Erna, four beers and a water.
- No, thanks. l'm off.
442
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,590
Five beers and no water.
- See you in Leffinge?
443
00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:33,760
Make sure you come second.
- You too.
444
00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:36,260
Hey.
445
00:43:36,630 --> 00:43:38,500
Who are you?
- This is our roadie.
446
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,710
Roadie? Who are you?
447
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:43,090
He's coming to Leffinge
to help with things.
448
00:43:43,550 --> 00:43:45,730
Who are you?
- l'm Dorian.
449
00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,480
Roadie. He's coming...
- He asked me to...
450
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,840
To come so that...
- And take things down, etc.
451
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,150
D'you fuck him?
452
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,800
No, it's just to help.
- D'you fuck him?
453
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,230
Yes. But that's got nothing to do
with it, as long as the work is done.
454
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,000
What's all the row for?
- Will you go away, Ma Verbeek?
455
00:44:04,630 --> 00:44:08,610
This is a meeting between The Feminists'
drummer, bass player and roadie.
456
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,820
Don't you understand Flemish?
457
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,400
Get out of here, Ma.
Go inside and do some cleaning.
458
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,730
Fuck off!
Don't stick your nose in.
459
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,650
ls it OK? Can he come?
- Yes.
460
00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:24,190
ls it OK? He can come?
461
00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:31,710
Verbeek. Verbeek!
462
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,260
Two things..
463
00:44:35,230 --> 00:44:38,010
Firstly,
no French-kissing the roadie in public.
464
00:44:38,590 --> 00:44:41,050
OK.
- And something else, Dorian.
465
00:44:41,590 --> 00:44:45,030
Where were you when you heard
King Boudewijn had farrted his last farrt?
466
00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:48,880
His last farrt?
- When you heard he was dead, you pansy!
467
00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:52,820
He was dead? Where was l?
- Yes. You're quick on the uptake!
468
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,650
You and l are gonna have
some good discussions!
469
00:44:56,150 --> 00:44:58,400
l'll repeat the question,
in case you've forgotten.
470
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,480
Where were you
when King Boudewijn died?
471
00:45:02,030 --> 00:45:03,710
l don't really know.
- Just answer!
472
00:45:04,150 --> 00:45:05,530
That's ages ago.
- Is that hard?
473
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,710
No, it's not hard but...
- Where were you? Answer me.
474
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,030
l heard it on the radio, l think.
Yes, on the radio.
475
00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:17,630
ln my bedroom. l was in bed.
- Who were you in bed with?
476
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,920
Eh? Who were you in bed with?
- Koen's not coming today.
477
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,510
What's the matter with him?
- Problems. Serious ones.
478
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,630
Shall l go and see him?
- Yeah, go and see him.
479
00:45:29,150 --> 00:45:30,420
Right.
- Shall l come too?
480
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,630
No, stay here. l'm off.
See you later.
481
00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:45,230
Where were you?
482
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,960
Where?
- We had a rehearsal.
483
00:45:49,510 --> 00:45:52,630
Oh. How did it go?
- Brilliantly. With no singer.
484
00:45:53,630 --> 00:45:55,150
There's blood on the wall.
485
00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:59,360
Yeah, so?
l hit her and made her nose bleed.
486
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,750
Who?
- Who?
487
00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:03,590
A filthy slut from the bar.
488
00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,340
With dyed blonde hair.
489
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,590
She asked for it.
She wanted to come back to my flat.
490
00:46:12,230 --> 00:46:14,030
''OK,'' l said. ''Come on then.''
491
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,010
What had she done wrong? Smoked
a cigarette? Drunk a glass ofwine?
492
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,920
Did she phone someone? Have a hooked
nose? Remind you ofyour bald SS bitch?
493
00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:25,090
Moronic arsehole!
494
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,280
D'you want to sing at Leffinge?
- What d'you think?
495
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,110
So don't call me an arsehole
you arsehole!
496
00:46:31,630 --> 00:46:33,460
Fine, don't go on!
497
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,130
One ofthese days
l'm gonna give your Lio one.
498
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:08,380
Thanks.
499
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,690
Dries, you mentioned the King of Siam
before. Can you tell me anyything else?
500
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,730
l'm not his biographer
but l do know a few things about him.
501
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:23,730
That he was a much-loved king. An honest
head of state. That sorrt ofthing.
502
00:47:24,670 --> 00:47:28,010
But he was also vey active
in other areas.
503
00:47:29,590 --> 00:47:31,840
He was also an inventor, for example.
504
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,210
Of all the inventions that
can definitely be attributed to him,
505
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,980
the game of chess is the most imporrtant.
- Chess?
506
00:47:42,230 --> 00:47:47,110
De Geyyter, where were you when you heard
that King Boudewijn had died?
507
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,940
ln bed?
508
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:55,070
That impotent postage stamp? King
Boudewijn? His Majesty? That saint?
509
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,570
What's so funny? Eh?
510
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,730
What's so funny about the death
of a decent, monogamous man?
511
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,150
l'll tell you something. l heard
he sometimes did it with little boys.
512
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,210
Verbeek, chuck that pile of shit in
a cesspit and look for another roadie.
513
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,420
lt was a joke.
- No, seriously. That's what l heard.
514
00:48:14,110 --> 00:48:16,610
You faggots think the world is simple.
515
00:48:17,150 --> 00:48:20,320
You think.. we're faggots, eveyone's
a faggot. The king and the cat too.
516
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,510
l don't like things like that.
Another thing, Dorian.
517
00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:26,250
My drum isn't right.
Are you going to see to it?
518
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,800
l'll see to it.
519
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,090
lt was a joke.
520
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,320
Koen, we still don't know
where you were when the king died.
521
00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:43,210
Look, your sweethearrt!
- You here again?
522
00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:44,940
lvan phoned.
- Who?
523
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,030
lvan. His little daughter has died.
524
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,880
l'll kill her! It's her fault!
525
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,440
Where is she?
- What?
526
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,500
Where's your wife?
- At her mother's, of course!
527
00:49:30,070 --> 00:49:33,340
Things get a bit difficult and
she's off! Instead of being here!
528
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,170
She does fuck all!
- Ivan, how did the kid die?
529
00:49:36,670 --> 00:49:38,070
What?
- How did she die?
530
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,610
Don't know.
She'd had stomach ache for three days.
531
00:49:41,110 --> 00:49:43,460
The kid had been lying there cying
for three days.
532
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,530
But she does fuck all.
She gave her some coke.
533
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:49,070
l'm not a doctor. l don't know, man!
534
00:49:49,550 --> 00:49:51,340
l have to cope all by myself.
535
00:49:52,710 --> 00:49:54,460
People like you shouldn't breed.
- What?
536
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,400
You shouldn't breed. l've been shouting
that for ever but no one listens.
537
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,610
l've got to cope all by myself.
What do l do now? Eh?
538
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,210
You can... Fuck!
539
00:50:08,110 --> 00:50:11,340
l'm telling you, you can't do anyything
about it. Don't you understand?
540
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,880
The kid was lying there cying
for three days. And what does she do?
541
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,010
lvan!
- She couldn't care less.
542
00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:19,920
Come on, let's go to the beach.
543
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,280
What?
- To the beach. Come on!
544
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,280
You've got to help me, Dries.
545
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,650
l can't help you.
- Eh?
546
00:50:34,110 --> 00:50:35,590
l can't help you.
547
00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:40,480
l don't know what to do. l haven't...
548
00:50:42,630 --> 00:50:46,050
Can't you do anyything?
You're an intelligent guy.
549
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,800
You could have yourself committed.
- What?
550
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,570
You could have yourself committed.
551
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,610
Mother, is Marleen here?
552
00:51:11,230 --> 00:51:12,570
Where are you, slut?
553
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,570
Don't starrt!
- Where are you?
554
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,780
What, don't starrt?
l'm gonna kill you!
555
00:51:17,230 --> 00:51:20,010
l'm gonna kill you.
- Leave me alone!
556
00:51:20,590 --> 00:51:21,760
l'm gonna kill you!
557
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,900
Did you hear? With a kitchen knife.
You go at a slut like that with a drill!
558
00:51:56,590 --> 00:51:59,150
De Geyyter knows all the answers.
D'you know of a new guitarist?
559
00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:01,090
Do you?
- No.
560
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,280
Actually...
561
00:52:06,550 --> 00:52:08,210
Dorian used to play the guitar.
562
00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:12,320
Of course, Dorian is a fantastic
guitarist. We should've known!
563
00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:16,820
Yes, Dorian.
- He can have a go. Can he have a go?
564
00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:18,710
Play something.
565
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,460
lf it's no good, it's no good.
- Right.
566
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,260
Careful. That's Ivan's guitar. Ifyou
break it you'll have to pay for it.
567
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,510
He won't break it.
He's played the guitar before.
568
00:52:44,510 --> 00:52:47,570
When and where did you learn to do that,
you amazing faggot?
569
00:52:48,190 --> 00:52:50,760
That's one problem less.
But now we haven't got a roadie.
570
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,510
We don't really need one.
571
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,530
Jimmy could do it.
- Who?
572
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,030
Jimmy.
- That faggot?
573
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,090
Are you gonna find someone else?
- Man! Not a faggot!
574
00:52:59,670 --> 00:53:02,940
Are you gonna find one?
- Fuckin' hell, two faggots is enough!
575
00:53:03,590 --> 00:53:04,710
Jimmy then.
576
00:53:06,070 --> 00:53:09,480
This is the second millennium, one
faggot more or less makes no difference.
577
00:53:10,150 --> 00:53:11,480
l think it does.
578
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,730
You find someone then.
- Something else.
579
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:15,460
What?
- He's a faggot
580
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,670
but has he got any other handicap?
- Yes.
581
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,460
Yes?
- Yes.
582
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,280
Yes, actually.
- Here.
583
00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:26,280
Shit, man, what's that? Revolting!
584
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,210
That's revolting.
- D'you mind?
585
00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:32,090
lt's no secret that
people in rehab centres
586
00:53:32,630 --> 00:53:35,230
are used for medical experiments.
587
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,420
They tried out some of
the latest techniques on Van Dorpe.
588
00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:43,900
Contray to what you'd expect,
these worked on Ivan.
589
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,260
He could hear again.
590
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,840
When did you go deaf?
- Oh, is sir a doctor?
591
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,360
No, just out of interest.
Pals who...
592
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,820
Pals? Are you using the word pals?
You're a rotten baboon!
593
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,170
Hey, ifyou want to know, l'll tell you.
594
00:54:08,670 --> 00:54:12,530
One day, l walked past Ma's bedroom door
595
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,710
and l looked through the keyhole and
saw her getting off under another guy.
596
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,710
l went deaf right there, on the spot.
- Deaf? Not blind?
597
00:54:20,230 --> 00:54:24,940
What are you doing here?
Fuck off, arsehole! Get out!
598
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,210
Can eveyone just come in?
- It's always the same.
599
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,630
l want some dope, man.
My dope's gone.
600
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,530
l want my little girl.
- Your little girl is dead.
601
00:54:39,230 --> 00:54:40,750
Why did you let her eat shit?
602
00:54:41,150 --> 00:54:45,230
Maybe 'cos l was high on dope,
out of my head.
603
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,610
Maybe l never saw her eating it.
Maybe l thought it was chocolate.
604
00:54:55,630 --> 00:54:59,460
You look at your beer.
Behave, eh? You behave!
605
00:55:00,190 --> 00:55:02,550
You too, eh? Behave.
- Got a problem?
606
00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:05,170
l haven't got a problem.
Have you got a problem?
607
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:08,730
l haven't got a problem.
- You haven't got a problem. Nor have l.
608
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,800
You can tell me ifyou have.
609
00:55:11,590 --> 00:55:14,340
Here's another bunch of pansies!
The Feminists.
610
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,170
Big Dick. How are you?
- How are you?
611
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,730
Fine.
- Well?
612
00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:25,230
Want a beer? Beers?
613
00:55:27,070 --> 00:55:29,670
Four beers, five beers and a water.
614
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,820
Dries, is that Big Dick?
- Yes.
615
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,110
You talking about me? What d'you want?
- You're Big Dick, so...
616
00:55:36,710 --> 00:55:39,480
l'm Big Dick, so?
- Well...
617
00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:45,070
l'm Big Dick. Who are you?
Little Cock?
618
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,110
Wanna see it, my big dick? Wanna see it?
You can see my big dick. Here you are.
619
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,920
Here you are, man.
Here you are.
620
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,440
D'you mind?
621
00:55:57,190 --> 00:55:58,780
Wow!
- Well?
622
00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:01,480
ls that a big dick or what?
- Yes.
623
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,690
Lick it, you filthy faggot!
624
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,630
Lick it then.
- Come to the toilet with me?
625
00:56:09,550 --> 00:56:14,260
Go on, get out of here.
l'll fuckin' stick it up your arse!
626
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,710
You're never to go with that guy, OK?
627
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,980
You're never to go with that guy!
628
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,210
OK, OK. Drop your trousers.
- Wait, wait.
629
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,480
Drop your trousers.
- Wait, darling.
630
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,500
l'll put it in. l'll put it in.
631
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:37,400
l'll put it in. Come on.
Give it here. Yes, there.
632
00:56:38,070 --> 00:56:40,980
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
633
00:56:41,590 --> 00:56:44,360
Yes, more. More.
Not too deep. Not too deep.
634
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,760
Not too deep! Not too deep! No!
635
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,840
Shut up, lowlife!
- Take it out!
636
00:57:38,590 --> 00:57:40,380
Fuck! Fuckin' hell!
637
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,480
Fuckin' hell!
638
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,940
With you lying there like that,
l can say what l like.
639
00:58:36,030 --> 00:58:37,360
D'you want to know something?
640
00:58:39,070 --> 00:58:40,730
l like sucking off cocks.
641
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,690
Have done for a long time.
642
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,820
l sucked off my first dick
when l was sixteen.
643
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,110
lt's weird, the first time.
644
00:59:28,590 --> 00:59:30,730
Like a cigarette.
Doesn't taste that good.
645
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,550
You have to fill it up.
Play everything as much as possible.
646
00:59:57,190 --> 00:59:59,510
l played too much.
- Too much?
647
01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:02,630
Yes. With his stiff arm.
- The drummer.
648
01:00:03,190 --> 01:00:06,780
Eveyrything together. That's best.
- No, just over it.
649
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,460
Here's Jimmy. Does it still hurrt?
- Does it still hurrt?
650
01:00:11,070 --> 01:00:14,170
Has it closed yet?
- l'll need a Pamper until l'm fifty!
651
01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:18,250
Fuckin' hell.
- What's that?
652
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,360
The poster for Leffinge.
Look, here we are.
653
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,550
Take it.
- Come on!
654
01:00:25,110 --> 01:00:29,300
Hary Mulisch is playing at 8 o'clock.
- A real bunch of arseholes.
655
01:00:30,070 --> 01:00:33,230
We're playing at half past ten.
- Real arseholes!
656
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,250
Thee Fake Of Gentlemen are also on here.
One ofthose guys has got cancer.
657
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,980
That's good for us.
- Six Million Jews.
658
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,400
Great name!
How come l didn't think of it?
659
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:47,090
'Cos you never think of anyything, except
about fucking someone's bald mother.
660
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,820
Shut up about that! Shut up about my ma,
OK? Please, stop! We're here to...
661
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,750
How's your pa?
- What d'you mean?
662
01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:57,420
How's your pa?
663
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,820
Well? How's your pa?
664
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,420
He's not doing vey well.
665
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,090
l asked how your pa is.
- Not doing vey well.
666
01:01:08,590 --> 01:01:11,900
l'd heard he wasn't doing too well and
l'd just like to know how he is.
667
01:01:12,550 --> 01:01:15,610
l'm not asking you to save
the world's economy, am l? Meathead.
668
01:01:16,230 --> 01:01:17,920
How's your pa?
669
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,960
My pa's not doing too well.
670
01:01:22,190 --> 01:01:23,980
Can l go and see him?
- No.
671
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,630
l'd like to go and see him now.
Can l? l'll go now.
672
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,480
No, you can't go and see him.
No one's allowed in.
673
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:31,980
Why not?
- Because not.
674
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,650
Why not?
- No one's allowed in.
675
01:01:34,030 --> 01:01:37,130
Why not, Verbeek?
- My ma doesn't want people in there.
676
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,920
Your ma? A dead daughter is bad,
but your mother complex...
677
01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:43,440
is also serious...
- Leave him alone, man!
678
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:48,300
Have you been fucking
without splashing blood on the wall?
679
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,380
See you the day after tomorrow.
- That's it, get lost.
680
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,170
Don't go now. We've got to...
What's your handicap?
681
01:01:57,670 --> 01:02:00,230
See you in Leffinge, poo pokers.
- What shall we do then?
682
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,400
How are you going to drum?
We haven't got the handicap yet.
683
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,300
Of course, who else would it be?
Who else would it be?
684
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,940
lt's nothing to do with him.
- So it's my fault?
685
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,190
lt always is!
- It's nothing to do with him.
686
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,480
Who asked you to sit down?
687
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,860
Who asked you to ask me in?
688
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,380
l'll be brief.
- Your wig's crooked.
689
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,230
You make me want to puke.
690
01:02:27,710 --> 01:02:31,150
l don't give a shit
that you're a well-known writer.
691
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:36,050
l'm doing it all for Jan.
692
01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:39,420
For his band.
693
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,420
Why don't you get another drummer?
694
01:02:44,550 --> 01:02:48,840
Because he needs someone famous.
And get your feet offthat chair.
695
01:02:49,630 --> 01:02:52,590
Dries? Come inside
l want to ask you someth'ing.
696
01:03:17,590 --> 01:03:21,360
Who asked you to take a seat?
- Who asked you to ask me in?
697
01:03:22,070 --> 01:03:24,420
l'll be brief.
- Your wig is crooked.
698
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,840
You make me want to puke.
699
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,690
You may be a good writer
but you're still a piece of shit.
700
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:35,010
The only reason you're allowed
in my house is because my son needs you.
701
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,920
Why doesn't he get another drummer?
- Because he needs someone famous.
702
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,050
And get your feet off my chair.
703
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:48,460
And stop asking all those questions.
Leave us alone.
704
01:03:49,150 --> 01:03:52,380
Leave Koen alone, leave Jan alone.
Leave us all alone.
705
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,340
First, you want me to stop
asking questions about Pa Verbeek.
706
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:00,960
Second, you don't want me to joke
about you fucking that other baldy.
707
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:04,030
Get lost.
- l've also got a first and a second.
708
01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:09,690
First, where were you when you heard
that King Boudewijn was murdered?
709
01:04:10,590 --> 01:04:12,840
Murdered? He wasn't murdered.
710
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,730
He died in his bed.
He was a decent man.
711
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,630
But shit like you hasn't got any respect
for anyone. Get out of here.
712
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,280
Second, when l go in somewhere l put
my feet where l feel like putting them.
713
01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:31,880
You fuckin' bastard! Look at that!
My cupboard! Look at that!
714
01:04:32,670 --> 01:04:36,920
You fuckin' bastard! You brainless
writer! With your filthy mouth!
715
01:05:56,150 --> 01:05:57,230
Verbeek!
716
01:05:58,230 --> 01:06:00,800
Verbeek !
What's that fat cow doing here?
717
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,170
She's our manager.
- Manager?
718
01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:05,780
Who needs a manager
for such a crap event?
719
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,260
She can help. Tell us
when we have to go on stage and stuff.
720
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,250
Bullshit!
721
01:06:12,110 --> 01:06:15,380
What can she do? She can't...
- Fine, fine.
722
01:06:16,030 --> 01:06:19,820
l'd like to introduce you to Ivan Van
Dorpe. Ex-junkie, -father, -colleague
723
01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:22,440
and today drum roadie.
- Is he?
724
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,400
We'd agreed l was roadie today.
725
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,760
You should be glad you're still alive.
- Six Million Jews?
726
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,880
There's only a few left and
they breed like rabbits.
727
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,130
Who are you?
- l'm StefVanneste
728
01:06:34,550 --> 01:06:37,750
the mayor's son, the organiser...
Get your hands off me.
729
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:42,010
And presenter of all this.
- l'll have some coke and some grass.
730
01:06:42,710 --> 01:06:45,380
He's got a great arse.
- Who are you? Guys!
731
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,050
Who d'you think? Eh?
- l don't know.
732
01:06:51,630 --> 01:06:54,510
The Feminists.
- Oh, that'll be right.
733
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,670
l've only got six passes.
l'll have some more made.
734
01:07:01,110 --> 01:07:02,300
Beers?
- Watch out!
735
01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:06,050
The Feminists. The sausage jockey
is there too. Had it stitched yet?
736
01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:10,400
Leave Jimmy alone.
- Shut up! Want my dick in your mouth?
737
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:12,730
Stick it up my arse.
Like with Jimmy.
738
01:07:13,150 --> 01:07:15,650
Fuck, you talk like a man!
Did you teach him that?
739
01:07:16,190 --> 01:07:19,210
Hey, Nico, up to your tricks again?
Is that 'cos Erna's not with you?
740
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,210
Bring someone to fuck with you?
741
01:07:21,590 --> 01:07:24,050
Yes. But she hasn't got
an exploded rat between her legs.
742
01:07:24,590 --> 01:07:25,780
Arsehole.
743
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:27,800
Here you are.
744
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,730
That's not right either.
- Shut your stinkin' kisser or l'll...
745
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,280
And don't tell my drum roadie
to shut his stinkin' kisser.
746
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,610
OK, lame brain?
- Lame brain! Like it!
747
01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,090
Must remember that.
- What with?
748
01:07:42,550 --> 01:07:45,050
What with, yeah, right.
Come on, it's going to starrt.
749
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:52,280
Good evening, Leffinge.
Poety from Hary Mulisch from Ostend.
750
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,630
Bunch ofwankers!
751
01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:05,760
Now you're gonna hear some real music!
752
01:08:47,070 --> 01:08:48,520
Well, well, look who it is.
753
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,230
Are you writing another book?
754
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,440
Yes.
- l've read all your books.
755
01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:57,810
What's the title going to be?
- The 12.07 train.
756
01:08:58,390 --> 01:09:00,460
ls it going to be another thick book?
757
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,800
Yes. In the first chapter
it's running half an hour late.
758
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,880
Who is?
- Your brain tumour.
759
01:09:07,430 --> 01:09:10,380
Oh. Is it going to be a thick book?
- Yes.
760
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,680
Have you got a title already?
761
01:09:13,110 --> 01:09:16,310
Goodbye, l'm going.
- Oh. Good title.
762
01:09:27,270 --> 01:09:28,780
Been giving someone a blowjob?
763
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,570
Listen, ma of all managers.
Tell StefVanneste to announce us
764
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:37,530
as The Feminists, four handicapped
guys from Ostend. OK?
765
01:09:38,190 --> 01:09:40,590
There may be women or faggots
in the juy. That helps.
766
01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:44,000
Rub that red muck offyour face.
People will starrt wondering.
767
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,680
Found yourself a new victim?
768
01:10:48,390 --> 01:10:49,320
Fuck you!
769
01:10:52,310 --> 01:10:55,300
Fuckin' hell!
My dick's caught in my zip!
770
01:10:56,110 --> 01:10:58,780
Fuck! My dick's caught in it!
771
01:10:59,350 --> 01:11:01,350
My dick's caught in my fuckin' zip!
772
01:11:50,230 --> 01:11:53,810
Next on are Funeral Dress!
773
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,920
And you can all kiss my arse!
774
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,230
Leffinge!
775
01:14:10,390 --> 01:14:11,970
Bunch of bastards!
776
01:14:13,270 --> 01:14:16,530
The following band has come straight
from Ostend!
777
01:14:17,190 --> 01:14:20,310
Four handicapped guys.
The Feminists.
778
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,960
You with the exploded mattress
on your head, you're just an arsehole!
779
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,650
Leffinge!
We're gonna do some damage!
780
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:19,000
That was crap music! Fuckin' crap music!
781
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:23,560
And now the juy's going to decide
who's the winner.
782
01:17:24,310 --> 01:17:28,350
Meanwhile, we're going to listen to
the biggest tosser in Belgium,
783
01:17:29,110 --> 01:17:33,050
the biggest tosser who thinks
he's gonna be a hit in France,
784
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,050
here is Aldo!
785
01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:33,230
We don't need to go on and on about it.
Only one band is good enough
786
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,300
and that's Hary Mulisch.
787
01:18:38,070 --> 01:18:39,400
l don't agree.
788
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:43,930
Hear it once and it sticks in your head.
- Let it stick, it makes no difference.
789
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,720
lt's rubbish. Useless.
790
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:50,320
l don't know. It's got shit potential.
791
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:54,000
The Feminists were the only ones
who were any good. They should win.
792
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,980
They're handicapped,
they could use some help.
793
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,860
That's one argument.
- Come off it, handicapped!
794
01:19:00,390 --> 01:19:03,930
Vanhegen is handicapped, yeah right!
Handicapped my arse!
795
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,730
lf he's handicapped, l'm a nun.
- You're a nun.
796
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,670
D'you know what? Heads or tails.
797
01:19:20,110 --> 01:19:21,630
l'm off.
- It's always the same.
798
01:19:22,030 --> 01:19:24,250
Heads or tails.
- Yes, heads or tails.
799
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,560
OK. We'll sorrt it out like that.
Then that's it.
800
01:19:28,150 --> 01:19:30,360
Tails is The Feminists.
If l can manage it.
801
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,470
Up it goes. Oops!
802
01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:39,360
The Feminists have won, guys.
- It's heads. It's Mulisch.
803
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:45,840
No, it's not. l'm telling you,
The Feminists have won!
804
01:19:48,430 --> 01:19:51,610
What's up with you?
l'm telling you, The Feminists have won.
805
01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:56,520
Bunch of arseholes!
806
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,180
Stop throwing beakers!
807
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:03,210
Here comes the result ofthe fuckin'
rock competition here in Leffinge.
808
01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:06,600
Leffinge that votes for my father.
809
01:20:07,110 --> 01:20:09,720
And my father is a big fat arsehole,
810
01:20:10,270 --> 01:20:15,090
who doesn't know the difference between
a right-wing cunt and a left-wing cock.
811
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,770
Stop that! Or d'you want me
to come and smash your face in?
812
01:20:19,350 --> 01:20:23,210
Here comes the result.
In third place, Six Million Jews.
813
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,380
ln second place, Hary Mulisch.
814
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:31,480
And in first place, The Feminists!
815
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,590
Come up on stage, guys. Come here.
816
01:20:36,190 --> 01:20:39,460
l've got some questions for you.
Come here.
817
01:20:40,110 --> 01:20:45,690
How come you're famous
with such a stupid kisser?
818
01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:45,810
A few days later Verbeek phoned me
and asked me to call round.
819
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:51,810
He sounded quite official, saying The
Feminists had a meeting at 8 o'clock.
820
01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:53,730
l had to laugh.
821
01:21:54,070 --> 01:21:57,720
l said, ''Feminists? What fuckin'
Feminists? Are you offyour rocker?
822
01:21:58,430 --> 01:22:00,960
Have you been devoured
by your bald mother?''
823
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:05,170
He just said, ''Our manager has got
other plans. 8 o'clock. See you then.''
824
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:08,890
l went. l was curious.
825
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:13,390
l knew what they were up to but l was
curious to hear how they'd put it.
826
01:22:14,110 --> 01:22:17,730
Lio said l should go,
that it'd probably be embarrassing
827
01:22:18,430 --> 01:22:22,390
and l could then tell her all about it.
Lio loves listening to my stories.
828
01:22:23,150 --> 01:22:25,680
l went in. l could onlyjust
stop myselffrom puking.
829
01:22:26,230 --> 01:22:28,720
l told Ma Verbeek she was crazy.
830
01:22:29,270 --> 01:22:32,110
l told them the whole thing
had been a sillyjoke on my parrt,
831
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,360
that had lasted a bit too long.
832
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,760
Eveyone starrted shouting and screaming.
833
01:22:37,230 --> 01:22:40,010
Jimmy shouted that
he would finally be a drummer.
834
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:46,220
ln shorrt, Jimmy became the new drummer
and StefVanneste the new singer.
835
01:22:48,230 --> 01:22:52,100
Eveyone seemed determined.
Ma Verbeek couldn't be budged either.
836
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,470
l said that they'd forgott,en one thing,
one detail
837
01:22:56,030 --> 01:22:59,220
that the drum was mine and
l could do what l wanted with it.
838
01:23:00,470 --> 01:23:02,140
l think they understood.
839
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,060
Do you wear a wig?
l didn't know that.
840
01:23:29,430 --> 01:23:32,590
Later that evening l heard
Hary Mulisch's single on the radio.
841
01:23:33,230 --> 01:23:35,270
And it was then
that Christine phoned me.
842
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:40,640
l told her about the King of Siam,
that his wives had left him four times.
843
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:45,310
lt wasn't because he didn't show them
any love or friendship or affection.
844
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:50,140
He was the perfect husband to each wife.
The only problem was his tool.
845
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:55,690
A dick that l could only compare to one
l'd recently seen at a rock festival.
846
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,780
l told her the singer from Hary Mulisch
dropped his trousers.
847
01:24:00,430 --> 01:24:05,100
And that at that moment all l could
think ofwas the King of Siam's dick.
848
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:08,630
Christine starrted breathing heavily
while l told her
849
01:24:09,190 --> 01:24:12,560
that we then talked to Big Dick
about poety, literature,
850
01:24:13,230 --> 01:24:16,470
politics and relationships. And after
a quarrter of an hour l'd forgotten
851
01:24:17,110 --> 01:24:20,140
about the monster
between the guy's legs.
852
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,470
She asked me
if l could arrange for her to meet him.
853
01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:28,280
l said l couldn't promise anyything
but that l'd do my best.
854
01:24:57,030 --> 01:24:59,980
What are you doing here, man?
- It's nice and clean here again.
855
01:25:01,470 --> 01:25:03,470
l had an illegal black woman yesterday.
856
01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:08,530
Strange, eh? That a black woman's blood
is as red as ours?
857
01:25:09,190 --> 01:25:11,550
lt tastes a bit different. More sour.
858
01:25:12,070 --> 01:25:16,140
But she had a fat cunt. That was fine.
- Yeah, De Geyyter.
859
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,340
What about Ma Verbeek? Eh?
860
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,520
What?
- Still got her on your mind?
861
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:24,420
What d'you think?
Of course l've still got her on my mind.
862
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,060
What's it to you?
- Fuck all.
863
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:30,510
But there's Pa Verbeek, all locked up.
- What about the lunatic?
864
01:25:31,110 --> 01:25:33,510
What ifwe were to let him out?
- What?
865
01:25:34,030 --> 01:25:39,310
lt's a stupid idea, but l'd love to see
Ma Verbeek's face if she comes home
866
01:25:40,230 --> 01:25:43,320
and he's not lying there, tied up,
but jumps out from behind the hedge
867
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:45,640
or is sitting at the kitchen table.
868
01:25:46,070 --> 01:25:48,960
She'd piss herself. Great idea!
Why didn't l think of it?
869
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:50,930
When?
- Now.
870
01:25:51,310 --> 01:25:54,760
The Feminists are performing in a bar
and their manager's always with them.
871
01:25:55,430 --> 01:25:57,070
That guy's lying there all alone.
872
01:25:58,430 --> 01:26:00,430
Right. OK. Fine. Let's do it.
873
01:26:01,350 --> 01:26:03,000
There's one problem.
- What?
874
01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:05,390
We'll have to break in.
Have you got a key?
875
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,270
Of course l have.
l'm having an affair with the woman.
876
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:09,880
l fuck her day and night.
877
01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:13,050
We'll go separately. If it goes wrong,
we'll escape separately.
878
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,250
You've prepared this, eh?
- No.
879
01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:56,980
Turn the light off.
- Put it back on, Koen.
880
01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:00,360
Use your brain.
Who lives round here? No one.
881
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,030
Turn it on.
882
01:27:05,230 --> 01:27:06,710
You're crazy, man.
883
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:09,340
Yeah, sometimes. When it suits me.
884
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:13,850
Let me trash the place.
- Don't be stupid!
885
01:27:16,110 --> 01:27:19,600
l feel like trashing...
- OK, OK.
886
01:27:20,270 --> 01:27:22,350
l've got another idea.
Where is the old geezer?
887
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:24,920
Upstairs.
888
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:35,690
Straight ahead.
Wait a minute, it's locked.
889
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,070
Undo him.
890
01:27:54,350 --> 01:27:55,860
Show that you're a man.
891
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,250
l'm thirsty.
- Let's get out of here.
892
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:13,930
Let's a have a drink first.
- He'll be down any minute.
893
01:28:14,430 --> 01:28:15,670
We've got plenty oftime.
894
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,440
What d'you want, Dries? Wine? Gin?
895
01:28:21,190 --> 01:28:22,560
A beer.
896
01:28:54,150 --> 01:28:55,460
Ma Verbeek.
897
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:59,150
She treated me like shit sometimes.
898
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:02,730
She whipped me, had a filthy mouth.
899
01:29:03,350 --> 01:29:05,520
But she paid me attention,
gave me affection.
900
01:29:06,030 --> 01:29:07,190
l'm satisfied with that.
901
01:30:46,230 --> 01:30:50,350
From the age oftwelve l cycled to
the factoy evey day on my little bike.
902
01:30:52,310 --> 01:30:54,920
At that time
they didn't talk about child labour.
903
01:30:56,470 --> 01:31:00,060
Rich children went to school
and the trash had to go to work.
904
01:31:01,310 --> 01:31:03,310
Now they make a big fuss about it.
905
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:06,960
But they shouldn't forget that
our county was built on that.
906
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,930
l'm proud ofthat.
907
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,930
l'm HIV positive. l've got AIDS.
908
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:21,020
l've had eveyone l can.
909
01:31:23,430 --> 01:31:27,090
l don't want to die alone.
They can all come with me.
910
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:29,380
l've even had a woman.
911
01:33:15,270 --> 01:33:16,750
l used to play football.
912
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:20,390
l enjoyed that.
913
01:33:22,310 --> 01:33:24,560
Especially afterrwards.
914
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:27,050
ln the shower.
915
01:33:28,350 --> 01:33:31,340
With all the boys from my team.
916
01:33:33,150 --> 01:33:35,090
l liked them all.
917
01:33:37,430 --> 01:33:39,300
But when l got older,
918
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:41,930
then...
919
01:33:43,390 --> 01:33:45,220
Then it became a problem.
920
01:33:48,070 --> 01:33:49,970
l always got a hard-on.
921
01:33:52,030 --> 01:33:53,970
The others didn't like that.
922
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:58,170
l had to leave.
923
01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:01,500
Jan.
924
01:35:05,190 --> 01:35:06,770
Jan.
925
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,100
Jan.
926
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:41,850
Fifty centimetres when it's asleep.
927
01:35:42,350 --> 01:35:44,500
lmagine that between your legs,
aS a WOman.
928
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:47,270
But they all came back.
929
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:50,270
l don't know why.
A sorrt of sick curiosity, maybe?
930
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:54,150
But they didn't want to fuck,
just give me a blowjob.
931
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:56,570
But l got so fed up with that
after a while.
932
01:35:57,030 --> 01:35:59,460
They were soon lying
on their back again.
933
01:36:01,070 --> 01:36:05,050
l don't know. A big dick,
all men want that. They can have mine.
934
01:36:06,150 --> 01:36:10,360
When l was six
l often had sex with my! father.
935
01:36:11,150 --> 01:36:13,020
He wasn't a minister then.
936
01:36:13,470 --> 01:36:14,520
And...
937
01:36:15,310 --> 01:36:19,810
l can clearly remember the feeling of
that big, fat dick inside of me.
938
01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:23,470
At that time
that dick seemed gigantic to me.
939
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:25,880
And...
940
01:36:26,230 --> 01:36:29,140
l've carried on searching
for that feeling.
941
01:36:31,270 --> 01:36:33,310
ln fact, l've got him
to thank for eveyrything.
942
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:47,560
Loser!
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