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lucky we didn't go over the edge

or that tire shot yeah it's had it

man what a mess hey watches you're

stepping on my stick

hey get off the truck will ya

i'm gonna take a look around go ahead

somebody's going to pay for this careful

man don't come on get out of here

look at this give me your drums little

guys

really messed things up well somebody's

gonna pay bernie wallace for a 200 buck

trombone if i gotta go to the pentagon

you guys stick close to the truck i

don't want anybody wandering off are you

kidding man

what are we gonna do take these for a

walk you just do what i tell you

i'm responsible yeah

and you're doing a great job

we blew a tower bernie wasn't his fault

so what they shouldn't have tried to

move us by truck in the first place

that's all they had bernie

bologna if i was tommy dorsey you can

bet your sweet face that have a plane

just waiting to take us to the front

how much further we gotta go who knows

ask the driver he's the one who got us

lost

we're not lost we had to come this way

because the bridge was washed out

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hey bernie i can still play

uh how about you hank

hey knock it off you guys you heard what

the side said

okay soldier now wait a minute we're

civilians see

volunteer entertainers we got um

officer status

you guys want to play split

okay give me that

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oh stupid

passed off

your hand there go back and join the

squirrels

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um

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miraculous

what the heck do they think they're

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doing

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scrub patrol moving in i have to flank

him let's go

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foreign

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combat

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starring vic morrow

and rick jason

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yester dan durrier

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huh

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take cover come on let's go

so

stay down

so

oh

so

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um

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yeah look what they did

i got nothing with my sticks last night

you're lucky it wasn't you

you did yeah

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did you see them bernie they were

shooting right out might fit a look

hey you yeah

you come here

you in charge here no sergeant

well get him over here

what are you guys doing up here anyway

that's what i want to know

the army's got no rights sending us this

close to the front we could have got

killed

yourself that's right mac and i want

some protection from my men

i didn't bring them out here to get shot

up this way

somebody's gonna pay somebody already

did

where do you think you uh coney island

we heard you half a mile back instead of

the crowds

from blowing your brains out there with

a passerby and nobody would have got hit

nah

look soldier you just keep your mouth

shut

what are we gonna do with them sarge i

don't know if we can't leave them here

we're just gonna have to take them all

right you're coming with us and if you

want to stay alive you do it i tell you

you do it fast

where you're taking this i'm gonna check

out an area up ahead okay let's go

forget it sweetheart you just got a new

assignment

what'd you say well uh

look sarge this means that we got

officer rank we want to go back to our

own lines now

take you back to our lines as soon as we

finish our mission

kirby move them out oh on you heard the

size let's go

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hey what do you think you're gonna do

with that thing taking it with me don't

worry i

carry it

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so

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what's the matter i got hit

hey sarge

come on guys just give him a little room

huh right man

what happened he got hit why don't you

tell us

i didn't want to cause you more trouble

all right doc we'll take five see what

you can do for him huh he needs a real

doctor

now you gotta take us back i'm holding

you responsible sarge

you're endangering civilian lives

we'll take five crossroads should be

right around the bend check it out huh

right

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you okay hank i'll be fine bernie

don't worry i worry that's my job that

dumb dog

face don't care what happens to us but i

do look mister

wallace bernie wallace

look he's doing what he has to do now

why don't you lay off cause i'm tired of

being pushed around

now let me tell you something soldier

nobody

pushes bernie wallace not even the

generals

i got a lot of friends see i'm sure you

do

but right now you're here and you could

make it a lot easier no

lectures huh just do your job take care

of my buddy here

and i'll put in a good word for you when

i get back

now you take it easy hank i mean um

i got no other trumpet sure bernie

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is ain't gonna be alright yeah

how's the fiddle they're not so good i i

think maybe i can fix the bridge but

how am i gonna fix these strings

look at all these holes those dirty

crowds really tried to ruin me

it's not gonna happen again you see that

next time

old woody's gonna protect yourself

where'd you get that

picked it up back there but throw it

away come on bernie i found it

besides i'm a pretty good shot we ain't

supposed to carry arms

get rid of it looks like that

i don't want to catch any boys playing

soldier you got it don't worry neither

do i

we got more important things to do

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guess what we need to liven up a dull

mission

remember little john i'm from new

orleans i've been around jasmine all my

life

all they think about their music they

live in our own private little world

okay that ought to hold you for a little

while thanks doc

27 years blowing the horn and all i ever

got was a split

lip that's a long time i think dave has

been around a long time

i played in some of the top bands you

know no kidding

how old are you

42

well a little more maybe

see it must be kind of rough on you out

here why do you do it

it's important to me

i had a boy

18 years old when he was killed at omaha

beach

oh it seems like about the only thing i

can do for him now is

keep on blowing that horn

crossroads up ahead there there's a

bummed out building there too

okay let's go well i'd still like to get

me a couple of grouts

when you cut it out woody let the

soldiers do the fight

the world's full of them there's only

one woody jones on the base

all we got to do is stay cool

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so

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no movement nobody seems to be around

girl be around me will check it out

rest you stay put

what is that thing anyway who knows

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so

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so

sure is quiet yeah it's just like a

sunny day in philly man

so

i'll clear this inside all right get the

others in here and take security outside

okay let's go

so

little john radio

this is some hotel man it reminds me of

that flea bag we played in pittsburgh

last year

yeah it smells like it too

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over here easy

you all right i'm kind of feeding wait

wait

take a little drink of this

why didn't you pick up the violin well

it's a little late now

yeah how can you brought that with you

what do you mean

germans would give a lot to get their

hands on a good fiddle like this

roger we'll hold him too relieved over

who you're talking to

can you send us a personal carryover

how long will that be over what's he say

you say again how long will that be over

what's his answer

will you keep your mouth shut

roger roger we'll do out

did you um tell them about us what'd

they say

battalion changed their orders we're

supposed to stay here and hold

what about us i won't worry about it but

talia wants you to stay

put gonna send transportation over to

pick you up

well that's more like it

gage

that little john and kirby or has been

changed but tanya wants us to stay in

hold

okay

i don't know bernie gets out of here

bernie

can you give me a hand

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what's the matter

i must have been dreaming i guess

i thought i heard charlie calling me

who's charlie

he's this kid man

it's awful hot in here aiden

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no thanks

i don't mind bernie he yells a lot but

he ain't so bad

sometimes he he just can't help himself

used to giving orders that's all

you know 10 years ago he had one of the

biggest bands in the country

couldn't do there was 33 of us now

there's only five

wouldn't mean the only ones with them

all away

it's it's hard on them not having a big

crowds anymore

you know when we first come over here

we're supposed to tour some swinging

cats

when it didn't work out

ain't nothing going right since we

started this gig that's for sure

and we're blowing real good too

anyway i just i don't tell you why he is

like he is so uh

so maybe go easy on him

look there are two dead gi's back there

how easy do you want me to be on them

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besides

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get over here on these windows

the rest of you stay down in that corner

hold your fire which leg it closer

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let's go

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looks like they have a machine gun come

on

let's go what do you think you're doing

we're cutting out of here

i mean i've seen our contract baby

you're not going anyplace

man now i've had it you're gonna get us

all killed

i told you not to bring us here not like

you wouldn't get more than 50 feet out

there any of you

so get back in that corner and stay down

come on

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he's got no right keeping us here we

ain't as prisoners

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so

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wow

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what's going on i don't know

how's he doing dad oh he's okay sorry

feldvapor on ludwig getting there

gonzaga inning your house to come in

with them hand and

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there hog come

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contrast

surrender

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hey

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don't shoot

there's a flag

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so

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fun

foreign

radio

what do you think you were doing i was

trying to save everybody's life

we ain't got a chance yeah we got a

great chance now we just cut down two of

their men under your flag of truce

they'll do anything they cannot blow us

out and won't take any prisoners

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gage cage

come on i'll forget it huh

just keep your eye on him

get over there

first nights host nines

years bus nines bring in the arab thai

long hair

supervillain so far happy man

perfect

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well what are you staring at

i only did it for you guys look

we didn't come out here to get killed we

ain't soldiers

we got a right to surrender

we ain't like these guys well we're the

best jazz man in a business

you understand what i mean don't you

it wasn't right bernie what you did

roger oh hey look sir

i'll send this help as soon as they can

kirby how many channel you got

about 20 rows

gage little john how much helmet you got

i got three clips

two clips sarge

water

come on

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wait a second let me give

i better get some practice on one of

these man

you got a union rule book that comes

with this just pull the bolt back

hey it's in trombone okay

let's slip that in

just push it down there hold it down

with your thumb

now push the ball back watch out for

your thumb

better try it again

you should have been in the army yeah

you want to hear something funny my

chick thinks i am in the neon

i've been riding it from all the army

bases that we've played

zack fielder has seen all the big

battles man well what's gonna happen

when she finds out

that's bad news the terrible thing is i

can't even tell her when i got my draft

notice i played the big

scene you know the crazy goodbye number

and all that

for a folks the whole swinging

neighborhood they gave me a big party

then the army turns me down i go

everywhere

i look around uh you know uh even the

coast guard man they don't want any part

of this 4f cat

so i ran right down and i joined the uso

real fast

everybody thinks i'm a lieutenant well

just don't try to give me any orders

you're afraid i had to keep promoting

myself

funny thing is i really want to marry

that chick

thank you you're okay

i uh

i'm sorry phil for what bernie did

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charge he's not doing too good i think

he's going into shock

charlie

charlie

charlie

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i gotta help me i gotta help him

hey where are you going

charlie

hey come back

so

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charlie charlie

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golly where are you

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charlie charlie where are you

i i helped you charlie

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are you surrendering again where's your

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flag

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oh charlie

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can't do any good

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so

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so

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how is it doug well not going to be

going very far on this

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it's pretty bad over there

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go

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they're going to hit us again as soon as

it gets dark without a chance then to

make it out the back

we'll give you all the cover we can how

about you

our owner's here to stay hey man that's

suicide and he ain't got no more bullets

we'll get some

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hey kirby there's a schmeizer about 20

odds out there to the right do you see

it

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yeah one's got some grenades on him too

if it's like we'll try and get him

sarge why don't you try and get out of

here

come on cage take it easy we're all

gonna get out of here

many people

okay but i get going

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i ain't gonna leave him now

we've been together a long time

well what are you waiting for

you know me bernie here i just love to

get myself lost

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yeah me too

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cage take this just in case this

splatters

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remember i've been in all the big

battles man

so

so

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we did it

he's dead

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