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Mike: Did I leave someof the groceries on the roof?Rio: Oh, thatwas the sound
I heard when we drove away.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Hey.Hey, Deb.
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Mail call!
Yes!
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[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh.
I knew it.
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This is
Sierra's wedding invitation.
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We were waiting for this
for a long time, and --
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Oh. Wait a minute. Wait.Oh. Huh.
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Looks like it's been,uh, opened.
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Deb,
why is there tape here?
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Your hair is attachedto this tape. Did you open this?
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No, of course not.
My hair's more lush than that.
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So --
Yeah, well, it's --So, Sierra,
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is that one of your
fancy friends from New York?
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Oh, well, she's not that fancy.
She's not that fancy. Sierra?
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Well, her family ownsa couple skyscrapers
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in Midtown Manhattan.Yeah, but she's very
down to Earth.
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She's very cool.Well, didn't --
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Richard Branson taught her dadhow to hang glide.
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That feels --But she -- she sends
all of her old artwork
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to impoverished
countries.
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She loves to take care
of animals.
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Yeah, she's got -- well --Her horses, yeah.
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In the sense that she has
horses, yeah. She has horses.
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But she's great. She's amazing.
You love her, right?
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I love...
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h-how much youlove her.
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I'd love an invite
to a wedding in Iceland.
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How'd you know
it was in Iceland?Yeah, how do you know
it was in Iceland?
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You opened this.
You opened this.
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Too bad you guys
can't afford to go.
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How would you know whetheror not we could afford to go?
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Don't forget your, uh --
your bank statement.
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I got to rush.
I got a lot of mail to deliver.
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This has got tapeall over it, as well.She still thinks that --
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So, she's gonethrough this.There's tape on this?
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♪♪
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Ahhh, I'm just really dreading
[Sighs] telling Sierra
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that we can't go to her wedding
because of money.
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Sure.You know, I feel like
she's gonna use that tone
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that's gonna
make me feel guilty...
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Ugh....that I left her
in New York.
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Hey.
Mm?
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Hey.
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No. Jacob, I want you to try
the rapini frittata.
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It's a rapini frittata.
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I want you to try it.
It's rapini.
Okay.
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I'll try the...rapini.
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Stop playing
with your rapini.
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Jacob, as long as
you're living under my roof,
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until your parents
get back,
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I want you to eat the food
I put down in front of you.
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You're not my dad.You can't tell me what to do.
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Hey.
But you'rea great mother, Rio.
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You're very attentiveand very supportive and kind.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Jacob,
we've talked about this.
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I-I would prefer for you
to not watch me while I eat.
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It's just
very laser-focused.
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Look at that.
Oh, look. Frittata.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]There we go.
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Oh.
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It's Sierra.
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I am gonna answer it
because she's at Art Basel,
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and there's
a small window of time
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before she gets on a plane
to Hong Kong, so --
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Oh, well, that's a dilemmaeveryone can relate to, yeah.[ Sighing ] Okay.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]Hey, girl!
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Oh, my God.
Hello!
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Wha-a-a-a-t?!
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What's up, girl?
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Okay, wait, so,
did you get the invitation?
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Are you kidding me?
How could I miss it?
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It was amazing. Oh, my God.
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Who are you gonna take
as your plus-one?
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Just kidding.
Hi, Mike!
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I would laugh harderat that
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if you hadn't triedto break us up in the past
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'cause I was
too nice.No -- Well --
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He's more than nice.I stand by
everything I said.
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As do I.[ Laughs ]
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No, we're best friends.No, you guys love each other.
Stop it.
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Listen, um...
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I-I do need
to talk to you
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in the spirit
of kind of
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our forever transparency
with each other.
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I -- Mike and I
cannot come to your wedding.
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What? Why?
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Is this about money?
Because I'm --
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We'll cover you.
It's literally just money.
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It's not about money.
No, we have somuch money.
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You know, we came out here
as an agricultural experiment,
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and it turns out,
we're, like, killing it!
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And that's why we have to --
to stay here.
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I mean,
I'm -- I'm devastated.
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[ Sighs ]I know. Uh...
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No, I'm, like,
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physically in pain
andemotionally in pain
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and, like, this is --
must be what death feels like.
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No, I literally have,
like, lacerations
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all over my heart
right now. Like, I don't know
what to do.
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Okay, well,
I got to go.
Okay.
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I'm insanely in love
with you, girl.
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I am idiotically,
irrationally,
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and violently in love
with you. Oh, my God.
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I am, like, ferociously
in love with you.
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[ Chuckling ]
Okay, bye. Bye.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Sorry, hon.
I-I could tell that was...hard.
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I'm upset.
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I feel like it would be
really irresponsible
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to just, like, fly to Iceland
for a wedding right now.
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Sure.I just feel --
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Forlorn?
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Jacob, why don't you,
um...
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run up to your bedroom and --
and get a little screen time?
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Okay. I'm gonna go watchbar-fight videos on my phone.
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Oh, great.
Send me the good ones.
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Okay![ Clears throat ]
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Rudy: Hello,my dearest Constance.
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May I please purchase
these blooms
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to give you
as a floral apology
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for committing insurance fraudand arson years ago?
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You mean when I found out
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that you had burned your farm
down to the ground
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for the insurance money?
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Rudy, this is
not easy for me.
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I mean, I-I represent
law and order in this town.
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I-I-I just need
to think about this, okay?
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I-I-I need --
I need space.
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How much space?
An arm's length?
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If so, whose?
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Bigfoot's arm
or a baby's arm?
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Well, the amount of space
that I need, Rudy,
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is -- is more.
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Yeah, it's just more.
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I understand.
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But please don'tbegrudge this criminal
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a few stolen glances.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Bells jingle ]
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How long's
he been sitting there?
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Jacob: All morning.Constance asked for space.
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Space.
Yeah.
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How you doing, bud?
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Quiet. Dirt time.
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D-Dirt time?
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It's when I stare at the dirt
and contemplate
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how the universe started as dustand will end as dust.
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I find it quite soothing.
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Well, look, I know
exactly how you feel,
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and I can help.
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Yeah, Iknowexactly how you feel,
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and Ican help.
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Thank you, Jacob.
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I'm sure
Rudy feels very comforted
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by the promise
of your wisdom.
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Now, Rudy,
believe it or not,
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Rio asked me
for space once.
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Her girlfriend Sierra
was kind of meddling
in our relationship,
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and she was trying
to break us up.
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Wait, wait.
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Is that why you don't wantto go to Sierra's wedding?
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Okay, this is
none of your concern.
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If it involves your wife,it is.
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So, Rudy, you got to make
Constance think you're fine.
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I'm notfine.
I'm wildly depressed.
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You don't have to
actually feelfine.
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You just have to
pretendyou're fine,
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and then Constance thinks
you're okay without her.
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Then your stock
goes way up.
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[ Chuckling ] Way up.
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So, what are you
suggesting?
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Well, right off the bat,
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I think a shower
would be step 1.
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Okay, you know what?Don't listen to him.[ Sniffs ]
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Rio almost dumped his butt.[ Chuckles ]
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Mybutt?
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Dump-free.
Okay.
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Now, she almostdumped me,
but she didn't,
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because I did exactly
what I'm advising Rudy to do.
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If you want
Miss Connie back,
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you got to dosomething cray-cray-romo.
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L-Let the adults talk,
Jacob.
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It means,"Crazy, Crazy Romantic."
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Make a big gesture.
Sweep her feet.
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I think you mean
"sweep her offher feet."
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No, Mike.I mean "sweep her feet."
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If you sweep her
off her feet,
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she could fall down
and get hurt.
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If you want
Miss Connie back,
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just think of the most romanticthing in the world
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and then times it
by a million.
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Pass.
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I'm hitching my wagon
to the golden eagle.
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Ooh!
Which --The golden eagle is --
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I'm the golden eagle,
right?
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Yes.Oh, come on!
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Sorry, bud.
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Deb is resealing our envelopeswith tape.
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Rio --Like, not even hiding it.
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Yeah, I was like --Rio, I have
so much on my mind.
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This is how
a small town works, okay?
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People gon' --
they gon' know your business.
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Just get with it.
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Mm, I -- Okay.
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Is this because you can't go
to your best friend's wedding
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and the fact that your ass
is just stone-cold broke?
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No, I think --
I mean --
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See, this iswhat I'm talking about.
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Like,why do you know that?
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All of our information is socompromised in this day and age
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that I feelthat the mail is, like,
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the last refuge of privacy
that we have.
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Hey, Rio.
Hey.
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I heard your finances are
a real fart in the wind.
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What --
Thank you, Linda.[ Bells jingle ]
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Brandon's Squatty Potty
came in.
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Hi.
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We've got one of those.
They're great.
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I don't have to sit on Kent's
stomach and bounce anymore.
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Deb,
if I could just say,
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opening mail
is a-a federal crime.
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Federal crime, I think?
Back me up on that.
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Uh, yeah, technically,it's illegal.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, thanks so much. Yeah, no,I appreciate the feedback. I do.
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And I won't open
anybody's mail anymore.
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Ah! [ Chuckles ][ Giggles ]
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Thank you.Okay?
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I feel very seen and heard,and I appreciate that so much.
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Good.Are you warm?
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Deb,
what are you doing?Deb.
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Well, since I'm doing it
all wrong,
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I'm just gonna stop
delivering your mail.
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O-Oh.So I quit.
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Deb, you --Please don't quit.
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Well, too late now.That's not the intention.
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And please don'ttake your pants off.
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Oh, no, no, I'm not
gonna take my pants off.
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I've broken a lot of hearts
in these shorts.
246
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Well, I-I --
247
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Toodle-oo.Deb.
248
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Talk to the hand,
'cause Deb is done!
249
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I'm keeping the hat!
250
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[ Grunting ]
251
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Man.[ Car door opens ]
252
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Hey, Connie.
253
00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,791
Missy, how you doing?I'm alright. I --
254
00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,750
You know what? I amso sorry about howthat went down yesterday.
255
00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:08,359
I feel like Deb, she's gonnafigure out she needs a paycheck,
256
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,930
and then you won't have tobe delivering the mail allover the place anymore.
257
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,618
Yeah, you damn straight
I won't,
258
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'cause youare.
259
00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:15,891
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, right.
260
00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,760
What? You want meto deliver the mail?
261
00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:18,761
You break it,
you buy it.
262
00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,462
What?What did I break?Deb.
263
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,370
I broke Deb?You broke Deb.
264
00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,114
Come on, now.
That's ridiculous.
265
00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,195
I might've hurt her feelings,and I do feel bad for that.
266
00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,164
I don't think I'm the only onethat doesn't want the whole town
267
00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:31,553
to know that, you know, they buyacid-reflux pills in bulk.
268
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,988
Why don't you ask them while
you're delivering their mail?
269
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,685
Connie, I don't havea driver's license.
270
00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,732
But you got a bike.
271
00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,257
I know it looks badassand everything...
272
00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,820
[ Chuckles ] Hey....but it is a cruiser.
273
00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,907
It's not all-terrain.
274
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,695
It doesn't even
have gears.
275
00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:43,569
Oh, oh, by the way,
276
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,790
I got a bowling ball
coming in the mail tomorrow.
277
00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:46,699
Wow.
278
00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,833
Alright, girl,
you can do it!
279
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C-Connie.
280
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,014
[ Car door closes,
engine starts ]Connie!
281
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,712
Mike: You look likea million bucks, Rudy.What do you think of the hair?
282
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:55,359
I still think
it needs more volume.
283
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,844
Well, I thinkif we go any bigger,
284
00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,974
it's gonna collapse
like a soufflé.
285
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,236
Hey, Mr. Rudy,
I washed all your clothes,
286
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:04,149
but now they're just, like,
a big, matted ball of yarn.
287
00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,275
Tell you what.
288
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,807
I've got a pretty sweetcollection of threads,
289
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,720
if you'd liketo borrow something.
290
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,294
No, thanks, Mike.
Your style's bogus.
291
00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,721
You could wear
my high school football jersey.
292
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,727
That's a lot
of horsepower.
293
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,079
Do I have the stones
to pull that off?
294
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,638
What about my sunglasses?
These are fire.
295
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,596
Oh, that's a big,
big swing, Jacob.
296
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,645
Oh, my goodness!
Rudy!
297
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,040
You look amazing.It's the mirroring...
298
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,693
Yeah....and the --
and the red lenses.
299
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,647
Well, the aerodynamicsare so --They're slimming, too.
300
00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,775
Yeah. Can you give usa "Hang loose" in those?
301
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,698
This guy's
chill to the max!Wow!
302
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,274
Mike, you know what?
If you had a pair of those,
303
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,440
maybe Rio wouldn't be trying to
break up with you all the time.
304
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,306
[ Grunting ]
305
00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,788
Alright. Well, that's --
306
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,488
Aw, man!
Ohh! Oh, God!
307
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,705
[ Exhales sharply ]
308
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,844
Hi. Mail c--
Oh. Um --[ Toy squeaks ]
309
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,445
Okay, well,did I get anything important?
310
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,755
What does it say?Fabian! [ Snaps fingers ]
311
00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:46,981
I did not open
and read your mail.
312
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,851
Isn't that refreshing?
Or --
313
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,072
I got toread my own mail now?
314
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,031
Oh.
315
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,548
No, just, um,g-give me the coupons.
316
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,032
Yes, coupons. Just --
Coupons? This might --
317
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,291
[ Crash ]I don't know.
This might be it.Okay! That's it!
318
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,733
Do you want this coupon?
Do you want this?
No!
319
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,730
[ Barking, growling ]It's gonna bite me!
320
00:09:58,772 --> 00:09:59,902
Just make kissy noises.
321
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:00,897
[ Smooches ]
322
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:01,908
[ Growls, barks ]Mm-mwah-mwah.
323
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,079
No, it's not working.
324
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,914
[ Knocks ]
325
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:05,912
[ Panting ]
326
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,743
Hey! Rio!
Hey!
327
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,831
What the hell
are you doing here?
328
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,089
Oh, you know,I'm just filling in for Deb,
329
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,482
so here you go.
Oh -- Oh. Yeah.
330
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,574
Oh. Oh.
331
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,793
Okay.
Heavier than usual.
332
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,921
Yes. That's because I didn't eatany of the chocolates inside.
333
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,655
I just --
Oh, well,
you got to have one.
334
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,876
They are divine!
335
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,234
I'm good on chocolates, but letme just ask you a question.
336
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,284
Do you have water?Just a glass of water?
337
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,800
Mudslides are all I got.
338
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:30,283
Oh, is that a...alcoholic...beverage?
339
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,715
Excuse me.Uh, what about in your faucet?
340
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,112
Hey, Theresa, can I just --
Do you have a hose?
341
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,510
Do you have a hose?
342
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,289
So, what, I just walk up
to Connie and say,
343
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,514
"Hey, biotch.
Enjoying the view?"
344
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,083
Yeah, that's good.No, no, no, no.
345
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,080
We're not even gonnatalk to Connie, okay?
346
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,732
We're just gonna be out here,living our best lives,
347
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,947
having some fun.
348
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,736
If word gets back to herwe're having a blast, bonus.
349
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:54,961
♪ Runnin' hot, runnin' cold
350
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,532
♪ I was runnin' into overload
351
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,699
[ Cheering ]♪ Somehow the wires uncrossed
352
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:00,916
Go!Alright, hey, hey!
353
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,314
Ohhh!
354
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:05,397
[ Indistinct shouting ]
355
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,707
[ Laughter ]♪ I'm feelin' good
from my head to my shoes ♪
356
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,634
Yeah! Just three guys
killin' it!Yeeeeeeeeah!
357
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,150
Yeah!
[ Laughs ] Oh!
358
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,763
♪ I've tidied up
my point of view ♪
359
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,334
♪ I got a new attitude
360
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,072
♪♪
361
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,773
♪ I'm in control,
my worries are few ♪
362
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,381
Mike:These are old-school, Rudy.
363
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,551
Try to keep up,
buster.
364
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,637
Mike: Ohhhh!
365
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,777
Wait! Ohhhhhhh!
366
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:30,779
Ohh!
367
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,870
Jacob and Mike:
Go, Rudy! Go, Rudy! Go, Rudy!
368
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,780
♪♪
369
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:36,865
Oh.
370
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:37,873
Ooooh!
371
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,874
Uh-oh.
372
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:39,865
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:40,996
♪ Brand-new ideals
374
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,008
Ohhh!
375
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,659
[ Whistles ]Hoo-hoo-hoo!
376
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,973
Jacob and Mike:
Chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
377
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,619
[ Laughing ] Yeaaaah!Whooooo!
378
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,583
Rudy: Hey, Connie![ Cheering ]
379
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,011
I'm a caboose!What the hell?
380
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,358
Toot, toot!
381
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,797
[ Indistinct talking ]
382
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,804
My scalp feels electric.
383
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,016
This wind has given my hair
just the volume it needed.
384
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,236
So, how much longer
are we doing this?
385
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,765
Well, we --we could call it for today.
386
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,030
You mean there's more
than one day to this?Yes.
387
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,773
Why is this
just being clear to me now?
388
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,214
You think they did
the Sistine Chapel
in an afternoon?
389
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,861
What's that?Tell me more about
this Tony Romo method.
390
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,206
Cray-cray-romo. Yeah,
the results are instantaneous.
391
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,386
[ Snaps fingers ]
Sold.
392
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,871
Listen, you cannotrush something like this.
393
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,572
You got to trust me.I've been in your exact shoes.
394
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,830
Your plan is bupkis.
I need results.
395
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:24,833
Jacob, read me in.
396
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,184
[ Claps hands ]
It's simple.
397
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,013
You just have to do something
crazy romantic.
398
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,841
So, when me and Janine
had our fight,
399
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,359
I baked myself
into a 10-foot cake,
400
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,142
and then I popped out with
a handful of rubies, right?
401
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,137
And she was like --
402
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,928
That n--That never happened.
403
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,016
Fine.
404
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,461
But I did cover her windowin Post-Its with hearts on them,
405
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,978
and then she let me
borrow her sweater.
406
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,022
You cannot be seriousabout Jacob.
407
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,977
He can't eat a Fruit Roll-Upwithout turning it into a mask.
408
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,157
You can't be
married to Rio
409
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,862
without her dumping you
all the time.
410
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:50,809
Quiet, you two jackals!
411
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,817
Mike, you're out.
Jacob, you're in.Unh!
412
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,209
You're makinga very, very bad decision.
413
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,652
We'll see.
414
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,728
We'll see.
415
00:12:58,908 --> 00:12:59,868
Ye-- Ohh!
416
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,429
It's not even
that good.
417
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,223
Anyway...
418
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,740
I've never seen Rudy
so happy.
419
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,306
And he looked
like a slut.
420
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,222
If he thinksacting like a third-grader
421
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:13,177
is gonna help his cause,he's sorely mistaken.
422
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,927
So, you're not even turned on?
Like, just not even a little?
423
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,969
Come on. All that man on top
of those tiny, little wheels?
424
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,835
[ Inhales sharply ]I'd hit that. I'd hit that hard.
425
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,538
[ Bells jingle ]And Kent would
want to watch, too.
426
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:24,885
I did it!
427
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,854
I delivered the mail
to the whole town
428
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,854
without reading
their private correspondences,
429
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,106
per the law.
430
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,028
Wow. Rio, we didn't thinkyou could do it.
431
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,643
I'm so proud of you.Thank you.
432
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:35,903
You really did
a really good --
433
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,685
You're a real
"Sully" Sullenberger.Okay.
434
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,209
Theresa had
these beautiful chocolates.
435
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,343
She offered me them.
436
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,434
I was like,
"Look, they're yours, girl.
437
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,873
Private property."Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Wait.
438
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,220
Are you j--
Are you joking?
439
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,559
Why would --
Why is that funny?
440
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,478
No, no, this is
a total disaster.
441
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,093
Why?No, no, no.
Her husband's out of town.
442
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,873
That chocolate delivery
came early.
443
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,218
And that means that she's
just gonna be sitting
at home by herself,
444
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,878
watching her brand-new
"NCIS" box set --
445
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,143
seasons 11 through 15 --
and slinging back mudslides
446
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,667
so that she doesn't
have to think about the fact
447
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,450
that they're three months behindon their mortgage.
448
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,584
She's watching DVDs...This is a ba--
449
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,147
Yeah....of TV shows still?
450
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,114
Rio, she has
type 1 diabetes,
451
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,243
and she's terrible
at managing it.
452
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,236
Um --That's why I always drink
half her mudslides
453
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,768
and house her chocolates.
454
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,071
Add alcohol to the mix,
she could be in diabetic shock!
455
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,468
I literally --We got to go.
Come on.
456
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,030
There's literally no way
that I would've known that.
457
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,117
Because you don't
look at her mail!
458
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,256
Come on. Let's go.
We got to go.Rio. We got to go.I feel terrible!
459
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,909
Just -- There's no way --
You know, again, I just --
460
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,523
What the hell has
happened to my car?!
461
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,394
Cray-cray-romo,
my sweet.
Rudy!
462
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,955
Poor timing, buddy.[ Engine starts ]
463
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,132
Oh!There's some secret notesinside, too.
464
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,697
Go, Deb! Hurry!
465
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,924
Pfft!Rio: Just for now.
466
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,143
Oh, no! Oh, no!No, you don't want
these to get out.
467
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,052
They go inside
with her, though.Let me just -- Well, I needto get in there.
468
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,487
Why is it -- No --It'd be better -- Can't youfit in with the balloons?
469
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,494
Oh, geez.
Ow! Ugh!
470
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,016
[ Engine starts ]Excuse me. Thank you.
471
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,060
[ Engine revs,
indistinct talking ]
472
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,185
Connie:I'm just gonna gun it!
473
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,108
[ Siren chirps ]
474
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,202
Is she okay? Is she okay?Is she alright?Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, she's okay. She's okay.
475
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,715
When I got here,
she was a little confused,
476
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,938
and then I tested
her blood glucose.
477
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:02,988
It was almost 400.
478
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,122
Is that high?Yeah, is that high?
479
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,604
Is my husband, Kent,
a perfect 10?
480
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,783
Yeah.
Yeah, it's high.
481
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,038
But I gave her
some insulin,
482
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,731
so she should be fine
in just a couple hours.
483
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:10,738
[ Both sigh ]
484
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:11,819
Thank you, Deb.
485
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,607
I don't know
what I'd do without you.
486
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:17,091
I had got three episodes
into my Navy crime show.
487
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,013
Suddenly,
everything got blurry.
488
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,138
Oh, yeah.Well, no problem, T-Dawg.
489
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,401
[ Chuckles ]
You know what?
490
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,233
From now on, I'm gonna make surethat I intercept
491
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,231
all of your chocolateswith cream centers.
492
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,753
Theresa,
I'm s-so, so sorry
493
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,096
I didn't open your mailand eat your chocolates. I --
494
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,056
Rio, I open people's mail
because I care about them.
495
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,016
That and because it's fun
to do bad stuff.
496
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,854
O-Oh.
Well, see -- Yeah.
497
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,902
Deb has pulled a lot of assesout the fire, haven't you?Yeah.
498
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,549
So much ass.
So much --
499
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:44,072
Oh, Clara, if she gets even
one more letter from T.K. --
500
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,467
that's her prison pen pal --
she's gonna marry him.
501
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,820
So, I just --
502
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,599
a-are -- are those usually
the envelopes
503
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,344
with the
"Nebraska State Penitentiary"
504
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,205
and all the, like,
snake doodles on them?
505
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,336
I-I did deliver that.
506
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,038
We got to go to Clara's.We got to get to Clara's.
507
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,165
I'm so sorry.Okay, call usif you need us.
508
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,608
Come on, come on,
come on!Hey!
509
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,264
Not on my watch, woman.
510
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,698
[ Muffled ] Unh-unh.
Not happening today.[ Gasps ]
511
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,955
No more.
512
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,225
[ Sniffs ]
513
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,840
I should've stuckwith your plan, golden eagle.
514
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,060
I couldn't pretend to be finewhen I'm feeling like this.
515
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,930
You know,
honestly, Rudy,
516
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,242
I-I didn't do
such a good job, either.
517
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,058
When Rio asked me
for space,
518
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,066
I just stopped showering,
519
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,628
and then I took to telling
people that I just cooked fish.
520
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,377
Quickly devolved
into me endlessly weeping
521
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,069
and listening to every voicemailshe'd ever left me.
522
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,377
Until I accidentally
called her.
523
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,514
She was embarrassed for me,
thank goodness,
524
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,686
and took me back.
525
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,041
Well,at least she came back.
526
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,081
Yeah.
527
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,075
The only thing that mattersis love.
528
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,907
Not money, not power,not fashion,
529
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,256
hair volume, allergies...
530
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,385
Totally.
531
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,307
...status, platinumand other precious metals,
532
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,703
pleasures of the flesh,
533
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,095
corn, beans...
534
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,228
shoe size, shoe comfort,
535
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,270
the abilityto hear enemies approaching.
536
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,525
Kind of losing
the thread now.
537
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,277
The point is, Mike, if Riowants to move to the North Pole,
538
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,539
you go buysome long underwear.
539
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,711
If she wants to switchto a raw, all-squid diet,
540
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,407
you smile and startsucking down tentacles.
541
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,885
If she wants to goto her best friend'swedding in Iceland,
542
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,415
you pretend you don't despise
that best friend,
543
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,899
you get on the first plane.
544
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,248
You do whatever you canto make that woman happy.
545
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,469
[ Vehicle approaches ]
546
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,209
Here.
547
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,341
[ Car door opens, closes ]
548
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,167
[ Sighs ]
549
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,777
Rudy, I asked you
for space,
550
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,788
and you -- you filled my carwith balloons.
551
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,141
Constance, I need to know
where I stand.
552
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,881
Respectfully,
I'd like an answer.
553
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,492
I mean, send me to Heaven
or to Hell,
554
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,142
but I can't live like this
in limbo.
555
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,226
You opened my heart
to love.
556
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,495
[ Sighs ]But when it comes down to it,
557
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,238
Rudy, I -- [ Scoffs ]
558
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,799
I am a lawman,and you are an outlaw.
559
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:49,018
I set those fires
years ago.
560
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,768
It's just thatwe are too different.
561
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,589
I'm a desert breeze.
562
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,197
Hot. Dry. Dangerous.
563
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,338
You're bedrock.
564
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,599
Solid, sturdy,
and painful to walk on.
565
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,252
But at the end of the day,we both know
566
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:06,257
that rocks stay putand winds are meant to blow.
567
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,572
You're breaking up with me,
right?
568
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,569
[ Sighs ]
569
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,350
That's not what I want.
570
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,404
But it's what has to be.
571
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,270
'Til the wind
stops blowing.
572
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,231
And this rock
starts moving.
573
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:23,281
♪♪
574
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:28,629
♪♪
575
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,812
Guys, I'm -- I'm so sorry
I'm still here.
576
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,548
I'm just gonna walk home.
577
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,769
I probably should've left
a little bit ago.
578
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:38,769
♪♪
579
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:39,993
Mike: [ Sighs ]
580
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,341
Honey, I really wantto tell you something.
581
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,172
Okay.
[ Sighs ]
582
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,509
What's wrong?
583
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,948
I recognize how importantSierra's wedding is to you,
584
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,605
and -- and if it wouldmake you happy,
585
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,439
I would sacrifice the farmand our financial future
586
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,179
to make sure that you are atthat obnoxious, self-indulgent,
587
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,401
three-daydestination wedding.Um...
588
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,270
It doesn't matter
that I blame her
589
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,972
for the month
we broke up...
Sh-- Yes.
590
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,749
...or that I cannot connectwith her on any real level.
591
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,324
That's mystuff,
and I'm -- I'm a--
592
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,321
Sierra: Good to know.
593
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,322
Hi, Mike.
594
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,283
The feeling's analogous.
595
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,022
Oh, my goodness!
Oh-ho!
It's okay.
[ Chuckles ]
596
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,112
H-Hi.
597
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,241
Well, Rio told me
the reason actuale
598
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,333
you guys couldn't attend,
599
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,851
and, listen,
I totally comprehend
600
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,675
what it feels like
not having any money.
601
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,993
I mean, it's like being
a kid in a candy store
602
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,291
but you don't have a mouth.
603
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,897
Yeah, that -- that's exactly
the -- the same.
604
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,207
You're hilarious.
605
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,343
Um, look, the important thingis that Rio is there.
606
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,295
And we will figure it out.We'll make it work.
607
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:34,004
But the good news is that
we don't have to go to Iceland.
608
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,442
Great! Great.
Yes!
609
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,438
Because we are
getting married at...
610
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,221
[ Singsong voice ]
your farm!
611
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,356
[ Laughs ]We're gonna do it here!
612
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,228
At our farm? Yes!We're gonna do it here!
613
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,450
Uh, h-here --
here with us?
614
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,448
Lars and I were talking,
and we were like,
615
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,360
"Everyonegets married
in Iceland."
Yeah.
616
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,015
But no one gets married
in Nebraska.
617
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,500
Nobody does it.People are gonna freak.
618
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,500
You'refreaking?
I'mfreaking![ Chuckles ]
619
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,892
I, too.I, too, am freaking.
620
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,114
He's freaking!
621
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,373
We're allfreaking!
622
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,805
Well, I got to go.
The march is about to start.
623
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,031
Love you!
624
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,590
[ Singsong voice ]
See you on the big day!
625
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,327
Oh. Okay.
I love you. Bye!
Okay.
[ Smooches ]
626
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,513
Okay, but, like, upward strokes.You know what I mean?
627
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,166
Mm-hmm.
I'm not 20.
628
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,040
We got to go up.
Up. Up.
Mm-hmm.
629
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,081
And, like, touch,but, like, not a lot of touch.
630
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,255
Deb,our mail is
yourmail.
631
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,476
I am so sorry that I wasso hard on you before.
632
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,614
No, I get it.
633
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,086
I'd be cranky, too, if I had
this much credit card debt.
634
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,436
Oh, well, you know,
I think,
635
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,966
compared to the average
American, it's pretty low.
636
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,400
Yeah, in a way.
637
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,616
Oh. You're a little young
to have dryness there.
638
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,406
Oh, that's just for the --Don't --
639
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,450
I'm not embarrassed
about that.
640
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,706
[ Chuckles ]Aww.
641
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,538
I'm so glad
we can be friends, Rio.Yeah.
642
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,886
Me, too. Me, too.
I really am.
643
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,545
I'm gonna just run upstairs
and take a quick look-see
644
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:43,629
in the medicine cabinet.
645
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,067
You know what, Deb?
I-I was wondering
646
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,643
when you'd bump up against
the line, but that was it.
647
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,380
We'll -- We'll keep you
out of our bathroom.Yeah.
648
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:56,036
♪♪
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