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I hear that you are trying to buy a house in Manikonda.

Hell with it, brother. What's the use anyway?

I know a builder. You can trust him. You can buy it from him.

-Is it? -I'll talk to him.

How much will it cost me?

Even I was thinking to buy there, as it's so close to the station and all...

I'm sleepless all night, and now I have to see him smile like a fool!

I'll take back the case only if you arrange 10 lakhs.

This is fixed!

Yeah, who's next?

I'll be there in 10 minutes. Arrange some liquor for me.

Hey, take the calls outside.

It's nothing, sir. Was arranging a party.

-Let's close this fast. -Hey, go sit in the corner.

Will call when the SI sir is here.

-204, take his phone away. -Ok, sir.

Hey, go sit there. Give your phone first.

-Who's Chimpiri Rao here? -Sir, present sir.

-Come sit. -Yeah... Thank you, sir.

What! You seem so innocent.

How did you commit a rape?

How can I do that, sir?

What is this then? 498A...

2005 DVC...

Hindu marriage act 1956...

What's with all these cases?

What's all this, sir! What does DVC mean, sir?

Domestic violence case. Marital rape.

Marital...Rape?

So they filed a rape case on me!

Hey, are you that hot?

-Talk! -It's not me, sir. She raped me.

Bloody witch!

Hey, Chimpu... How long will you take?

The Swathi Muthyam (pure pearl) marriage bureau people kept calling.

Kamesh, how long will be take?

Grandma...

You have no idea what it takes to make him look good.

Damn it!

You have no idea even where to shave!

Listen, they look at your face during the matchmaking...

Not your under arms.

I told you many times not to be friends with this Kamesh...

Look what he's doing...

Keep calm, grandma. You have nothing to do but to blame him.

It's been itching there and I can't scratch it in front of them, right?

We'll be there in 5 minutes. Make it fast!

Do as you wish...

But if you are not out in 5 minutes...

I'll crush his head under a car tyre...

You old moron... Get lost!

-What?-Listen...

-What's all the hurry...-The priest...

Yeah, he asked to get married ladies only. I called Shanthi sister already.

I'm sending you as I can't come.

You have to get him married.

As if I'm really elder or something!

-Don't say that. -Ok.

-Bye. -What did the old lady say?

She says she's not feeling well.

Of course, she can't even handle a common cold.

-Old school! -Yeah.

I'll be there to arrange your matchmaking...

Marriage and even first night.

Ok, aunty. You are also like my mother, right?

-My boy! -Thanks.

-Fast, Kamesh. We are getting late. -Ok ok.

-Hello! -Hello!

Hello hello!

They are respecting us even if we got late by half an hour.

-I like it. -Did they tell you everything?

They said you are in the room.

Is that it? Yeah, they told us.

Like the weddings of Gods...

Our boy's wedding should also make a lot of noise.

I want to arrange it in that fashion.

Let's leave the talking to the people.

But only we seven has to attend the wedding.

This is too much. It's like you took me on to a mountain and pushed me from it.

How can a marriage happen with just seven people?

Don't take it personally.

Our family don't like making much noise for anything.

We brought up our girl the same way. Right? Tell them.

-Yes yes. -It's like making a dosa without batter.

But how can we get him married without the relatives?

This won't work.

You give simplicity as a silly reason.

They seem like a miserly family.

Keep calm, aunty. You think too much.

Just like your mom.

If you keep supporting them like this...

What will you tell all our relatives?

We'll do something. Let's arrange a live.

Kamesh can do it. You can, right?

Yeah.

Let's do it as they like.

Your grandma sent me to take all the decisions.

You do as you wish. But don't blame me later.

It would have been nice if everyone is here.

Take care of the dothi, you'll fall.

Ok.

-[Kamesh singing] -Is it? God!

I'm tensed about his first night and you are making Tik-Tok?

Why do you keep shouting at him all the time?

Nothing like that... If we miss this night...

-You can't have it for 3 months. -[Kmesh sneezes]

Such a bad omen. He sneezes right when we talk about something good.

-Bloody fool! -Will it be done or not?

-Who's that? -It's me...

It's open. Come in.

Are you that busy to even come to the door?

Hey, why are you watching this video?

This is my first first-night, right?

I'm trying to take care if it pains.

First stop that video. Stop!

We need to leave few things to nature.

-It will teach us. -Are you sure?

Hmm, sure.

Here. This is really important.

-What's this? -Condoms.

It has all the flavours.

-Let's go. -Let's go have dinner.

-What are the specials? -Get off!

Hungry all the time! These are for our Chimpu.

Today is his first night, right?

She did all these using 100 drumsticks, and lots of love.

-Enough. -Some more.

-It tastes good. -Ok.

Don't forget the fry.

-He'll love it. -Ok.

Have it.

Serve fast, Kamesh. They'll get late to their first night.

Enough.

She cooks really well!

Eat fast. We need to start.

Grandma will take care of the rest.

Why did she go like that? She needs to take the milk with her, right?

According to our culture, the girl will wait in the room...

The boy has to go in with the milk.

She went off with shyness.

Such creepy culture!

It's the girl who has to take milk.

I never saw or heard of anything like this.

We are following this from many generations.

Even I went in with milk glass.

Oh, God!

The camel got shocked with donkey's singing.

The donkey fell unconscious with the camel's beauty.

That's how it sounds... The things you say!

Damn it! Keep calm aunty... You are talking like grandma lately.

It's their culture it seems. Let's do it this time.

We can think of our culture at our home.

What can I even do now? Let it be so.

As you wish. But grandma will come question you later. I don't care.

Eat fast. We need to start. I have a lot of work to do.

I might get mad being here for long.

Take care, Chimpu.

I'm leaving my boy with this weird family!

[Chimpu singing]

Hey.

-Shilpa... -What?

-Milk... -Give.

[Chimpu humming]

Wow!

After your lips touching the glass...

The milk become even sweeter.

Can I have some more?

Want some?

-No. -Ok.

-Shilpa... -What?

Is she going to sleep?

-Shilpa... -What?

-I mean... -Ok, come on.

Oh!

Hey!

There are no touching and kissings here.

I will choke you to death if you touch me.

-Go sleep in that corner. -Hey!

What the hell is she talking about?

She's still sleeping. Did I dream all that?

My first night is ruined!

What shall I do? Should I go to her or not?

That's what happened, sir. I didn't rape her, sir.

She raped me.

Shouting like a freak. She's a devil, sir.

Just like my wife!

-What did you do all night? -Fighting with mosquitoes, sir.

I'll be a fool if I get out. And I can't sleep beside her.

It's like being in the middle of an ocean, but not having a sip of water to drink.

Did you tell you grandma about this?

How will they let me, sir? They are performing on Oscar levels, sir.

Bloody devil family!

Listen... You are already sleepless.

You might not get to sleep tonight too. So why drive and get tired?

I already hired a driver. You go sit in the back seat. Go.

Sit in the AC.

What is he talking about? Has he gone mad?

Her sister... She...

She feels shy all the time. Her mother is a real evil.

He gave birth to all devils.

Look at the devils eat!

-Give me that sweet. -There's only one left.

-Damn! -Why are your eyes so red?

Didn't you sleep enough?

He didn't let me sleep at all.

-What is he talking about, uncle? -Uncle?

-Ok, go on. -Like a lizard becoming a chameleon...

The minute I enter in, she screams like a devil.

But out of the bedroom...

She acts so innocently. I feel like killing her, sir.

Hey, this is a police station.

It's just frustration, sir. He can't even touch her.

-Is that it, Kamesh? -How do you know my name, sir?

I can say looking at your face.

What happened on the second day?

Look at what he and my grandma did.

[Kamesh humming]

[Kamesh singing]

Hey, what are you doing?

-Flowering the bed. -Are you planning with them?

-Or decorating the bed? -Don't hit me all the time!

Hit? You should be killed. Do something...

Wear it like this and play with it.

-I asked you to make it quick. -Yeah, I'm almost done.

And you are playing with them. Do it properly.

-O course... -You can do nothing!

You are only good for Tik-Tok.

You fool! Tik-Tok kind of fool!

What's with all this decoration?

Here is my boy. My baby!

Come in.

This is what our Guntur people are like.

Aunty, the arrangements are super!

-It's nothing... -Damn!

You might be tired from the journey. Go freshen up.

-Hey. -Look how week he looks.

You Tik-Tok, stop with him already. Come into the kitchen.

My boy, go take some rest. Don't get tired.

These evil ladies, my grandma, and Kamesh... Great combination!

So much fuss for nothing.

Look at the lights and stuff!

I'll teach them a lesson.

Did you see it? He's romantic.

The song is about you. 'Girl, your mother is so great'!

Why will I praise that evil lady, uncle?

What planet they are from?

Why is she making a garland of snacks?

Everyone got fresh?

They are to eat. Not to make garlands.

Last night we forgot this culture of us.

So we are finishing it now.

Who needs to wear them?

Who else? The boy and the girl.

They'll eat them cutely inside the room.

How can someone eat cutely, uncle?

-He's the real evil bastard. -Sorry!

-Language! -Sorry, uncle.

Looks like evil is singing holy songs.

Now Chimpu needs to wear this around his neck?

What's this crazy culture, Seshu?

Take care of my sister.

Damn it! Devils!

God!

Damn!

What's this?

She's getting naked! Today is the day.

She might be joking on the first day.

Do you feel comfortable in nightware?

Come fast.

Do it fast or get lost.

I mean... I can't be that fast.

We need to slide into dreams, one kiss at a time.

Hell with your land of dreams...

No test matches. Direct 20-20.

How to play 20-20 without the practice for it?

Stop talking and do it fast. Or just get lost.

She might turn into a devil if I touch her again.

Hell with my life.

-Lift the call. -[Kamesh humming]

-[Kamesh singing] -Did he just reject my call?

-Answer it. -[Kamesh singing]

What is he doing?

Can't talk to anyone else and can't do anything else. Lift you, moron!

Are you already done with the condoms I gave you?

As if...

She's making me choke, man!

Is she that romantic?

You understood it wrong. Not that choking.

Do need no more details.

Go get me some liquor and some cigarettes urgently.

So she drinks too. You are so lucky.

You both can drink at home.

Talk one more word and I'll choke you to death.

Come to the balcony with the list I gave you.

Stop it! I'll be there in 10. Cool down.

Naughty!

Did you just give a commercial break?

What is he talking about, uncle? Sadistic fellow. He's even chilling out.

Where is this Kamesh? Damn!

Giving him work is like throwing dirt onto a pig.

Why is he not coming?

Here you are...

-Cheers! -What's to cheer for?

What really happened?

Damn! It was a misfire.

So you can't do it?

No no you can.

I kissed her on her forehead to make the mood.

That devil screamed at me and pushed me aside.

-Now I understood your problem. -What did you understand?

Chimpu, girls feel shy my man.

You have to talk sweet. Not get irritated.

Will you shut it?

You'll understand my pain if you are in my place.

Stop eating drumsticks and stuff... This time, drink up.

Your horsepower will increase and she's come under your control.

I'll teach her a lesson.

Finish this.

Thank God, he left some liquor.

Today I have to get it done. Let me...

Hey!

Ok, let me...

-I can do that. Leave it to me. -Wait.

-Do you know 498A? -Why do we need it now?

We do.

She didn't even let me touch her, uncle.

Like I said, she didn't scold or hit me.

She squeezed my balls, uncle.

Of, God! Mine are already gone.

Domestic violence case is ok...

How can you kick your aunt on her back?

Oh, that?

What, do you need another garland?

-Hell with the garland... -Damn!

What are the bastards saying, uncle?

The case became huge as you kicked her. Now they are demanding 10 lakh rupees.

Uncle...

Don't worry. I'm here for you.

-I'll bring it down. -You have to do something, uncle.

You have to save Chimpu from those devils.

-Give it. -Keep it. I'm not that kind of a person.

You called me 'uncle', right? I'll take care.

Go arrange the money.

-Ok, uncle. -Go.

-Bye, uncle. -Ok.

When did it happen? How did she fall?

What happened to her, doctor?

Nothing to get tensed.

She heard shocking news, right? She went into a coma.

Coma? Grandma...

Don't get tensed. I'll be close by. Call me if you need anything.

Ok, doctor. Thank you, doctor.

-Grandma... -Did you see? God is there.

The kind of words she used to scold me. Look at her sleeping like a rock.

How can you say that?

-She's all that I have. -Yeah. ok.

-I feel so hungry. Let's cook something. -Hmm, good idea.

They just gave me some upma in the station. Fools! Let's go.

[Kamesh singing]

God!

-Hey! -Hey... What?

Idiot. Taste it and tell me how it is.

Why ask? You cook well.

-Super. -I understand your pain.

A guy in our office is good with girls. I'll get you a number.

Ask him. Call him now.

He disturbed me in the middle.

Hello!

Here, it's ringing. Have fun.

Hello!

What is your name?

Oh! Chimpiri Rao.

Chimpiri Rao. Rao at the end.

So you sing as well?

Sing a song for me.

[Chimpu humming]

I feel it will be great if you are here.

Right now?

What's your address?

Do it. God!

That's... Why is she walking away?

Who are all these people?

-Hi. -Hi, hello!

-Come. -Where to?

-Ok, baby. I'm little busy.

-Ok. -I'll call you back.

Ok? Bye!

I feel shy!

No... Hey!

What are you doing? Damn!

Hey! God!

Hey!

Hey, what happened?

-Nothing happened. -What?

We are not from around. I came from Palasa.

My mom has cancer. I needed money for her treatment.

My dad is an alcoholic.

I need to pay for his liquor.

-My sisters are studying inter. -Ok.

I need to pay their fees.

I see no other way, but to be a dancer in this bar.

Oh, God!

All this is ok...

What's with those wounds?

These? We are working as dancers...

People burn us with cigarettes.

God! Please don't cry.

No.

Here... Take this money.

Ok.

I'll take leave. Bye!

Ok?

-She's from Palasa. -What?

Her mother has cancer.

-I gave her some money too. -Is it?

-So it's a Self-MISSFIRE.

-Hello, uncle. -Come on, Chimpiri Rao.

-What's up? -How many more days should I sign?

Settle something.

This is not as easy as a land settlement.

Marital rape!

Don't keep saying rape. I feel irritated.

-Are you set now? -Yeah, got some job.

-Doing it. -We are looking for matches, sir.

The court will slap you. With a divorce case already in the court...

Without it being final.

How can you do that? Have you gone mad?

-You can't. -What to do now?

I'll somehow settle it.

There is a batch who cheats you through matrimony sites.

Let's hope this is not that batch. But if it's true.

You have to pay 10 lakhs for sure.

Why are you so dull?

What now? Do you want ribbon cutting?

Yes. But how?

We have an app for guys who left their wives.

My friend uses it. He even told me that he got a girl through it.

Is it? Ask him to add me too. Please!

Let me ask him.

Hello, Suresh.

We have a WhatsApp group for guys who left their wives, right?

Single to mingle.

Nothing much. Can you just add Chimpiri in it?

Even his wife left him.

Ok ok, thank you sir.

-He said he'll add you. -Thanks.

Hey, I got a message.

He added me right away.

Hey, I'm getting a call too.

-Hello!-Hello, sir.

I'm Kailash.

Welcome to Single to Mingle Divorce group, sir.

You have to visit our most happening office tomorrow.

-They are too fast.-Sharp 9 O'clock, sir.

Don't forget.

-I'm very excited, sir.-Ok.

Thank you, sir. Ok?

He's calling me to their most happening office.

-Most happening office? -Yeah.

I feel really excited!

They said it's the most happening office...

But this looks like a park!

Hey...

-Sir. -Hello!

-Is that you? -You said it's the most happening office.

This looks like a park.

Where can we get a more happening environment than this? This is our office.

-Oh! -Tell me.

So, what should I do now?

Looking at your face, I understand one thing.

You seem like someone who got defeated by life.

But by coming here and meeting me...

You are giving new birth to your life.

-Want to know how? -How?

A tree... Look at that tree...

The main reason for making you sit here is...

How trees meet one another.

How they'll take new life through grafting methods.

And they'll get strong. The same way...

Your life should also take a new turn...

You have to get grafter with another girl...

As that is what we all want here for you...

-It sounds great.

But the comparision is a little...

-Why is he laughing all through? -He's like that. Forget him.

Oh, ok.

-What's the next step to get grafted, sir? -Give me that.

We have an agreement, sir.

-Ok. -Read it and you'll understand.

-Ok, give it. -Here, sir.

-Ok, sir. -No no no, sir.

What did you do, sir?

-I'm ok with the agreement, sir. -What did I tell you, sir?

-You asked me to read. -But you just skimmed through it.

Is this right, sir?

One minute, sir.

Sir, I read it, sir.

You read it clearly, right?

Stop laughing.

-All the terms and conditions? -Yes, sir.

I did.

-Ok. Ok, sir. -Ok, sir.

Sir sir sir.

About the 20k.

Oh. Sir...

I'll pay the money. But please ask him to stop, sir.

-Sir... -Ok, sir.

No cash, sir. I can't take money in that form.

-Sir... -I take only online payments, sir.

-Google pay? -Yes, sir.

Ok.

-Ok, sir? -Thank you. Thank you very much, sir.

Ok. Who the hell is he!

Tell me.

Same problem? Ok.

You are also a man who got defeated by life, right?

Ok.

Why are you staring at the phone? What happened?

Nothing much.

What happened at the most happening office?

I went there. He said it's the most happening office...

-And he made me sit in a park. -A park?

He gave me a useless book and made me read every page of it. Moron!

He asked me to pay 20k at once.

-Sent him through Google pay. -You did?

The meeting is at the weekend. What should I do until then?

They also need to be free, right?

These bloody rules... Damn them!

I am irritated.

Damn!

This weekend? Did they tell you the place?

Wait, I got a message.

Welcome to Single to Mingle app.

The location is a coffee shop.

-How can we do it in public? -A coffee shop?

I just reached, sir. Where to come?

Is that you? Ok ok.

-Welcome to the Single to Mingle app, sir. -Thank you, sir.

You look like you are so hot inside. The girl is hot too.

Oh!

You have to impress her.

Then why did I pay 20k?

I would have impressed my neighbour.

Yeah. But only making you meet is our responsibility.

Once the couple meets...

It depends on your understanding and behavior.

You have to like her and she has to like you, sir.

Ok. Let's go.

-Ok. -Hi.

-This is Natasha. -Hey, hi!

Take it easy. Ok ok.

It's better we talk in a personal space.

You can talk upstairs.

-Is it? Super. -Yeah, ok.

-Let's go. -Ok.

-Shall we? -Yeah.

-Hi Chimpko (tear) Rao. -What should I tear?

No no. I have seen your profile.

-You are Chimpko Rao. -No, that's not Chimpko or Ipko Rao.

It is Chimpiri Rao.

But you can call me 'Rao'.

-It sounds cute. -Ok, let's take a photo.

-Do we need a photo? -No no.

If I post that you have booked me, I'll get a lot of likes.

Booked? Might be a slang.

I need what I need.

Tell me Chimpiri Rao...

Chimpiri Rao sounds odd.

I think as you said, Rao is good. Cool.

-You are so cute, Rao. -Damn!

My 20k is paying me back.

-Am I ok for you? -Yeah, ok.

-Anyone is ok for me. -Ok.

-Tell me about you, Rao. -Ok.

My name is Chimpiri. I come from Alipiri.

I'm married. But divorced.

Only once. Just once.

Why did you get divorced? What's your problem with your wife, Rao?

My wife is just evil!

She says 'Lakalakalakalaka...'

-Oh, God! -That's my problem.

-That's why I'm here with you. -Ok.

-I look sexy, no? -Yeah, you do.

-Ok. And I'm from Mumbai. -Oh! Mumbai?

-Yes. -Ok.

I got divorced twice.

But not interested in marriage.

Thank, God! All this is my grandma's blessings.

But need a proper date for physical desires.

-Shall I book a room? -No no, not immediately.

Let us travel together first.

So it can't happen right now.

Once we like each other, we can get violent.

Oh, nice plan!

Ok, let's exchange our numbers.

Urgently... Here...

-As you wish. -Let's connect and travel.

Dial dial dial.

My number is very rare. Damn, the lock!

It was on.

-This is my number. -Nice!

And if...

-Natasha darling... -Yeah.

-Let's try to meet and talk. -Ok.

Then if we get connected...

-You can buy a condom. -I'm waiting for that moment you know.

Oh!

[Chimpu singing]

Natasha!

Hello!

I'm waiting for your phone, Natasha.

Is it? What's up?

When did you do that?

He's ok now. Already dating a girl.

Shut up! Nothing like that, uncle.

Unlucky at home. But lucky outside.

Very nice!

I just want to do it at least now.

Do it... But see that it won't misfire.

-Ok, uncle. -Also...

When are you meeting her?

-Tomorrow.-Why don't I get such chances!

Stop shying away.

The house looks nice...

-Hi. -Chimpu... Hi!

-Have it. -For me?

-Cheers! -Cheers!

-Nice, right? -Hmm.

So... Tell me.

-You tell me. -You only tell me.

You tell me.

I want to have some romance.

-Romance? -Yeah.

No. Not now.

But, romance is good no...

-No! -Then what to do now?

-I want wild sex. -What is wild sex?

Come on...

Someone save me!

-Hey, come on... -No no...

-No. -Wait, man!

-Let me remove your shirt. -No... Don't.

-Hey, wait. -Just get off me.

-Don't irritate me... Get off! -Hey, wait.

Get off, you evil woman!

Let me remove your shirt... Wait!

Hey, stop!

-She's molesting me. Get off, devil. -Don't shout.

-Come on. -Tell me your name, sir.

Chimpiri Rao. Will it tell the truth?

-It will. -Ok.

Tell me what's the future of Chimpiri, Anushka.

Look carefully, dear parrot.

-Ok ok... -It's Lord Shiva...

Which means, even if you think of getting married...

-It keeps coming and going. -Fact.

It comes close and leaves.

The second one comes and leaves. Same with everything...

You have no idea when you'll be married.

You are worried about that. Even the fourth girl left.

You are trying hard for the fifth, but there are a lot of problems.

-Will I get married this year? -Yes.

But there is a little confusion.

-Confusion? -It means...

What confusion?

It means your fate itself is confused.

Oh!

It's ringing.

-Hello!-Hello!

-Hello!-Who's this?

Bommuru Bhaskar gave me your number.

Who's this?

Bommuru Bhaskar...

-What? -Bommuru Bhaskar...

Kovvuru!

Not Kovvuru... Bommuru!

-Ah? -He gave me this number.

-Do you have anyone there?-Yes.

Girls or aunties?

We only have girls. We won't encourage aunties.

Oh!

Can we get someone tonight?

-Yes. -How much per night?

-Per night... How many people? -Two.

How long?

Till morning.

All night is impossible.

She won't let you have her as many times as you want.

Do you think she's a girl or an animal?

She says' Till morning', idiot!

No one is ready for that here. Get lost.

I get really angry if you talk like this.

That is my Disha act is there.

Disha act... You just can't have...

Damn! What's with this old lady?

It's ok. I have another app.

Fast!

-Here. Locanto. -What's that?

We opened it...

Went to personals...

Selected women looking for men...

There are lot of profiles here.

-Also WhatsApp numbers. -Oh!

Even her sizes... Everything is in here.

Even the rate.

Ok... Open a photo.

Not good.

Fat!

God! Not that costly.

Look at this.

Seems interesting...

-Call. -Sure?

Go on.

Hello! Tell me.

We saw your number on locanto app.

This girl...

Red dress... How much?

8 grand? No discounts?

We are coming. Where to?

-Where's it? -[Kamesh singing]

It's somewhere near. There they are.

-Is that you? -[both]: Yes.

You have to drop her back right here.

[both]: We will.

-What's the cost? -10K.

10k? Ok.

Can we give 5k now and 5k tomorrow?

No way. Payment first.

Give it.

Wait. You have to drop her back here.

-Got it? -[both]: We will.

Ok right.

Come darling.

Get me two beers and a biryani.

-What? -I'll go take a bath.

Hey!

-Move! -God!

Beers and biryani. Another loss of money.

Hey, I'll go first.

No way. Me first.

The money we paid is mine, right?

-Ok then, let's toss. -Ok.

Winner goes first.

-Ok. -I don't have a coin.

-Hey. -What's that? Who's here at this hour?

Go see.

Such a bad timing. Let me check.

-Who the hell are these people? -No idea.

They brought me here by force, bother.

God! Who are they?

Are you trying to sell her to Dubai sex racket?

We?

-We are a respectful family. -What 'respectful family'?

Brother, we booked her through a bookie.

-One minute. -Call him.

Just a minute.

-What happened? -Switched off.

This looks like a plan.

Let's go to the police station.

Brother, let's settle something right here. Please!

-Settlement? Ok? -Yes, sir.

2 lakhs.

-Or... -Let's go to the police station.

2 lakhs!

2 lakhs it seems.

No other way. Let's take a loan.

Ok.

This too is a misfire. Damn it!

These?

Just miscellaneous.

Did you ever try these dating apps and stuff?

Hmm. Try them once. You'll get to know the reality...

Let's go. We need to get the sales report ready.

What's that, bro?

-It's Tinder. -Tinder?

-What is that? -You don't know? It's a dating app.

-Dating app? -Hmm.

-How are the costs? -It's free, bro.

-It's free? -Ha.

Install the app and start filling your bio.

-What's a bio, bro? -Biography, bro.

Girls from your location will be shown. Right swipe if you like a girl.

-Or else just left swipe. -Ok.

If a girl also right swipes you, it's a match.

Then you can date her.

-So simple, dude. -Yeah.

-Do you have some time? -I do.

-Right now? -Yeah.

-Install that app on my phone. -Ok.

ok ok... stop blabbering we need someone to fill my Tinder bio. let's go.

Hey, who will find you attractive? What do you need Tinder for?

Hey, what are you talking about?

I'm the cutest in my school, college, and my village.

Do you know that? What say?

If correctly written...

Look at me write.

Those ladies are the targets for your age.

Now...

While writting bio...

We should follow few rules and regulations.

-Oh, God! -First...

Very strictly...

In 500 words or less...

Without any grammar mistakes...

We need to write about you.

Next...

Don't like all the girls just because you have an account.

You'll see Nigeria in between.

Left swipe them.

They'll demand money from you.

-It will misfire again. -God, not again.

After that, if you find a girl...

With WhatsApp number on the photo...

They are like prostitutes.

You have to pay them.

Why do we need them?

We should mind our own business.

Yeah, uncle... Where are they asking us to come?

Come at 9am tomorrow.

So the divorce will be final, right?

Yeah, it will be done.

Thank you so much, uncle.

Our constable uncle...

Those devils are asking us to meet tomorrow.

We need to sign the divorce paper, right? They said we can do that.

Hey, doctor sir... Hello, sir!

-Hi, sir. -Hello, sir!

-How's your grandma doing? -She's good. Thanks to you, sir.

The old life is still strong. Not dead yet.

How can you say talk like that about her?

-How can you say so? -Yeah.

Use the medication right and she'll be ok soon.

-Ok, bye. -Ok, sir. Thank you.

Bye. Such a nice man.

-Hey, come on. -They are already here!

Chimpiri Rao, court has given you 1 week time

Meanwhile arrange the 10 lakhs amount

Your divorce will be confirmed one you settle that amount.

What kind of humans are they?

Damn! Do they even know what self-consciousness means?

See how they acted, as if they don't even know me.

These are cheaters

After you, they cheated 3 more fools like you. It's all a trap.

A trap?

Yeah. They gang-up with Matrimony sites and

find fools like you

Whatever happened has happened. Don't keep saying 'fool', uncle.

Ok Ok. Hear me out Chimpiri Rao,

They create these unnecessary fights and takes money from them.

and then they will share with the Matrimony guys

For me to pay 10 lakhs tomorrow...

I don't feel like doing it. Do something, uncle.

I can't do anything here. It's the law.

Whatever happened has happened, Think of this as one of those bad times. Be careful in the future.

Hmm.. Anyway, what happened to your RIBBON CUTTING?

Oh, that? This evening.

-Hi! -Hi!

Do you stay alone here?

-So now tell me... -That's...

I can't do it fast.

It'll feel nice if we go slow.

-There...

Can I kiss there? -Ok.

Thanks for helping me in my ribbon cutting.

Wait, I'm getting a call. Hey, it's Suresh.

Hello! One minute... Hello, Suresh sir.

-Tell me, sir. -Chimpiri Rao sir...

Upto 7 lakhs will be sanctioned for you, sir.

Why, sir?

You'll only get that much based on your salary, sir.

Sir can you make it 10 lakhs.

Why did he disconnect the call?

Will this also be misfired?

Why do they have kerchieves with them?

Nothing!

What's with these kerchieves?

Bro, one big goldflake.

Big... Big goldflake.

-Brother? -Yes, brother?

Why do they all have kerchieves tied?

They? They are male prostitutes, brother.

Male prostitutes? Means?

Simple...

Those rich girls and aunties...

They'll take them off for fun.

-That fun. -Which fun?

I mean... That fun...

Their husbands will be busy with business.

They won't care about these ladies. What will they do?

They'll book these boys and take them away.

-And do what? -What else... That!

Some are good. They just do it...

-Do it? Do what? -Do that...

-That! -How much we have to pay them?

What? Why will we pay, brother?

They'll pay us.

-How much? -Those ladies?

50k or 1 lakh...

-What? -Per night...

-50k for one night? -Yeah.

How do you know all this brother?

-So they pay that much? -Yeah.

-Can I have a kerchief? -Why do you need it?

Oh, we need to get into the car and the deal is ours.

Ok.

-Let's go. -What?

I mean... Kerchief...

-I'm your male prostitute. -I don't understand.

Naughty! You act too much. You stopped the car, right?

-For a male prostitute, right? -What are you talking about, man?

No need for 50k or 1 lakh. Any amount will do.

-I'll come. -I don't get what are you talking about!

Nothing... I will satisfy you.

Driver, lock the car.

Let's go to police station.

Police station? Ok, you are not here for that.

-I'm sorry. Bye! -Where are you going?

You are sitting here just because of me.

Or else you would be sitting there.

What can I do, uncle? I'm not getting the loan.

And he made me a loss of 2 lakhs in the names of some dirty apps. Damn!

The tea shop guy told me that I'll get 1 lakh per day with the kerchief.

Don't hurt him. He's a nice guy.

How can you do this without telling me? See what he did, uncle.

I'm in losses only because I told you everything.

First, he got me Swathi Muthyam marriage bureau, uncle.

A loss of 10 lakhs.

20k loss with the Single Mingle divorce app.

Some app called Locanto...

A total of 2 lakhs 10 thousand...

It just went into the ground, uncle.

Bloody!

-What's all this? -Nothing, uncle. Can't explain.

Sir, yes sir. I'm coming.

-I'll talk to you later. Go home. -Ok, uncle.

-Subbarao, send them. -Thank God!

-Ok, sir. -Bye, uncle.

-Bye, uncle. -Yeah!

[Kamesh singing]

-God! -What happened?

What happened? Grandma... You are up!

How long it has been!

He's still with you? Bloody fool!

-What did you do? -Nothing. Just Tik-Tok.

Tik-Tok? Anyway, grandma is up and well.

Thank God! Wait, I'll get you some water.

Hello! Suresh sir, how are you?

Sir... The day got lucky with my grandma coming back.

Blessings of Lord Venkanna... I'm getting good news today.

When will I get it, sir?

Tomorrow? Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Bye, sir.

Kamesh... Kamesh...

-We have good news. -What's that?

-The loan got sanctioned. -Oh!

10 lakhs. We have no problems now.

Congrats, Chimpu. Let's tell this to grandma?

No! If we tell her this...

Forget coma. She's die!

-Don't tell her. -Ok.

-Ok? -Come on. Grandma!

-Sign this, Chimpiri. -Ok.

You too.

Sign.

Chimpiri, hand the cheque.

You are seperated from now on.

Divorce! Full and final settlement.

You can leave.

Devil faces!

-Hey, we did it. -Yes.

Thank God!

I feel as happy as a snake that just changed its skin, uncle.

-I didn't get it. -Some crazy comparison.

You brought it down from 10 lakhs to 5 lakhs.

Thanks, uncle.

I did nothing. Your good heart saved you.

-Be careful from now on. -Ok, uncle.

I forgot you are telling about your ribbon cutting the other day...

So you...

It was a successful day. In fact, a historic day.

-You keep calm! -What exactly happened?

Very simple, uncle. There is an app called Tinder.

We need to give our details there. I mean preferences.

Photos... How the girl should be. What should she do...

Those types. They will also upload the same way.

If both the preferences match...

Then you'll be friends.

You have to take it forward step by step.

And it's free.

Wow!

That's ok.

But now stop all that and get married to a nice girl.

-You too Kamesh. -You...

-Bye, uncle. -Ok.

-Hey 602... -Yeah?

Why are you observing them all the time?

-Now you are following them? -Dude, you get in. I'll come.

Please go!

Chimpiri Rao sir...

What, sir?

-What happened! -Nothing. Don't take tension.

I need to talk to you.

-Ask me. How can I help you? -That's... How to ask!

Ask him, sir. He's a walking dictionary.

Nothing, Chimpiri Rao sir. Just now at the station...

-You said Tinder app and girls... -Yes, we did.

To know how it works.

Why do you need it, sir? I did that as everything misfired for me.

-I think you are married, right? -Hey, why do you need all that?

You'll be having a lot of work with me in the future.

-You wait. -Can you download that app?

-You are not understanding my experience. -Hey, get lost.

-Go. -He won't understand now.

He will, once he finds a devilish girl for himself.

Ok. Chimpiri, wait for me.

Tinder app!

-Start! Action! -[Kamesh singing]

Move it!

Come on... Super acting!

Oh, God! It's like a horse changing into a donkey...

You are becoming like him day by day.

You seem like girls, you know that? Damn it!

-Why did you hit me like that? -How else should I hit you then?

You are not getting even a single match.

And now are into that bloody Tik-Tok with him. Damn you!

Listen... You don't fee bad.

It's ok if this married didn't work. You can get married again.

I'll call your Bezawada uncle.

I'll ask him to suggest a nice match.

Don't believe in these marriage bureaus and stuff.

-They just cheat you. -Getting married again...

-What if it misfires again. -Please don't say that.

I'll be happy if you settle down in a marriage...

-And I'll die in peace. -No way.

You are strong. You'll live long.

-Hello!-This is the constable speaking, sir.

-It's the constable. -I expected this.

Just a minute, grandma. Let's go.

-Tell me, sir. -You installed Tinder, right sir?

Yes.

-I met a girl through that app, sir. -Oh, super!

What super, sir? We even had video calls, sir.

-Being nude? -Yes, sir. Nude video calls.

How can she send my nude video back to me, sir?

You should have told her that you are a policeman.

How can be that shameless, sir?

-What did she do, sir? -She did nothing, but squeezed me, sir.

God!

How long will it take? I'm dying out of hunger here.

Almost done, baby. Just two minutes.

Dying out of hunger?

I might die from her torture!

-Bite me! -What?

Nothing, baby. The juice is done. Here.

Who'll pour it into the glass?

I have to clean the glass again, right?

Why are getting so tensed with a call, as if it's your girlfriend who called?

Naughty! Talking about a girlfriend... Get out!

How can I have a girlfriend? You want a glass, right? Wait.

I even got sugar with love on you.

Drink it... It tastes sweet.

This is what happens when you marry for dowry.

Baby, my stomach is aching.

Please allow me for the bathroom.

-Ok, go. -God!

Why did you call?

Not the normal call... Let's talk in Video call.

Video call? Just a minute.

Ear phones...

Thank God!

Hi!

Hi! You look so cute.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good, give me a kiss.

I think we should be more close.

I don't want your vest bestween us. Remove it.

and the lower too.

Thanks!

If you don't transfer 1 Lakh by tomorrow, I'll post this video online.

What should I do now, sir?

Please say something, sir. What should I do?

Very simple, sir.

If you know any good bank...

Simply, apply for a loan.

I told him out of the experience, but he never understood.

Now a devil got him. That's it!