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WANDA: Previously on WandaVision...
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The town show fundraiser
is the most important event of the season
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and I want us to fit in.
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I don't know what I'm doing here.
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-I'm Wanda.
-Geraldine.
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Wanda, can you read me?
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WANDA: Something strange
happened with Dottie.
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Well, something strange happened
before that, too. It's hard to explain.
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-It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.
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What is that?
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No.
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Is this really happening?
-Yes, my love.
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WandaVision
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WandaVision
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We got something cooking
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And it's looking good
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We've got something cooking
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And who knew we could
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All great expectations
Lead to complications
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But it's groovy and fun
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It's me and it's you
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Together, one plus one
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Is more than two
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WandaVision
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WandaVision
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Some sudden surprises
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Come in all shapes and sizes
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But it's rainbows and sun
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It's you and it's me
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Together, one plus one is family
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WandaVision
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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-Yep! Definitely pregnant.
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Well, that much we figured.
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It's just kinda taken us by surprise.
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It's just kinda suddenly.
Quite suddenly, wasn't it?
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I mean, practically overnight.
I mean... How did this happen?
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You see, when a man and a woman
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love each other very much...
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Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.
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You're at about four months now.
Is that right?
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I thought as much.
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We let the little ladies keep tabs
on their growing babies with fruit.
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Makes it simple for them.
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At four months,
the fetus is about as big as a pear.
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At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit.
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-Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.
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Hypothetically speaking,
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what size fruit would it be
at, say, hmm, 12 hours?
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Uh, pardon? 12 hours?
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Well, I think this line of questioning
is fruitless.
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Well, hypothetically speaking,
should we be concerned?
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Hypothetically speaking,
every new father-to-be gets nervous.
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Well, I have nerves of steel,
so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor...
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Vision, why don't you see the doctor out?
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Good idea. Yes.
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Thank you so much
for dropping by, Dr. Nielson.
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Well, I'm just glad you caught me in time.
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I'm taking the wife
on vacation this afternoon.
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Oh! Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb!
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Hey, buddy!
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Listen, you can keep
the news of Wanda's...
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You know, just between us because, uh,
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I don't know,
everything's happening so quickly.
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We'd like to keep the news
just in the family for right now.
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Of course. Mum's the word.
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I'm off. Bermuda, baby!
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Yes.
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Hey, Herb!
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Think you might've
taken the hedge-trimming
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a little too far there, old chum.
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So, I have.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Yeah. Don't mention it.
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Huh.
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Strangest thing
just happened outside with...
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Whoa, Nelly!
Have you gotten bigger?
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Have I? I can't tell from this angle.
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...to be a proud papaya.
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"Nesting, the overwhelming
urge during pregnancy to clean,
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"organize, and prepare
the home for the new baby."
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See? You're an expert already.
We've got nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to worry about
outside of morning sickness,
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mood swings, aching back and...
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Feet. Darling,
you should probably sit down.
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Don't be silly. All I feel is excitement,
happiness, and... Oh!
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Kicking? Already?
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-Wow!
-Oh, it's such a strange sensation.
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Oh, did I do that?
I didn't mean to.
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-Oh. Uh, darling.
-Oh.
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-Hello, little fella.
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Well, if that was the first kick,
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that puts you at about six months!
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Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had super speed.
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I can't keep up.
Please don't misinterpret.
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I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.
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-Billy?
-Yeah.
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Well, I was thinking Tommy.
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Just a nice, classic, all-American name.
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Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah.
Then there's Billy, isn't there?
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Named after William Shakespeare.
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"All the world's a stage.
All the men and women, merely players."
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Well, I guess there's only
one solution to this debate.
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Hope for a girl.
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-Well, we ought to decide soon.
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I estimate the baby's due...
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It's not a constant progression,
assumingly logarithmic,
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but were I to graph
the fetal development thus far...
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He's gonna be here
before you figure it out.
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-Nearest I can conclude is that Billy...
-Tommy.
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Hmm.
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...is due Friday afternoon.
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In three days?
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Maybe I should sit down.
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I think we have an understanding.
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Start the clock.
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Time.
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-Your personal best.
-Yes!
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We are nothing if not prepared.
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Oh!
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-Darling?
-Ooh!
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Do any of your books talk about this?
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It's not painful, but it's strange.
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-A tightening sensation?
-Yep, that's it.
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Yes. Where was it, where was it?
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"Braxton Hicks contractions,
also known as false labor,
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"usually starts in the third trimester.
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"Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875."
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Honey.
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Sorry. Yes. Yes. Ooh! Excellent!
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Gives us a chance
to work on our breathing exercises.
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It should go like this.
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Yeah, it's not working.
I can still feel it.
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I'm sorry.
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-What the... What the Dickens?
-What's happening now?
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-Let's abandon the kitchen.
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It stopped.
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Yes.
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I'll go check on the neighbors.
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Yes.
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Phil?
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Do these earrings make me look fat?
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Oh, thank God.
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It appears that the whole block is out.
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Oh, and that was just a fake contraction.
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Who knows what will happen
when the real thing starts.
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Do you think they know it's my fault?
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Our neighbors?
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Well, yes, with all the close calls
we've been having,
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it seems the people of Westview are always
on the verge of discovering our secret.
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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But it's more than that, isn't it?
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Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner.
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Outside with Herb.
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I think something's wrong here, Wanda.
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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The truth is, we are in unchartered waters
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and you know what?
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I'm anxious, too.
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We just don't know what to expect.
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Nope.
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Will the baby be human or Synthezoid?
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A bit of both?
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If he's anything like his ma,
Billy will be perfect.
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You mean Tommy.
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-Mmm...
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-Oh, no, darling, are you all right?
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-This is a real one!
-What?
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I thought you said Friday afternoon!
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Well, I didn't consider that the timings
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between developmental benchmarks
could be quite random!
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Better.
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Yes, darling, thank you, it's passing.
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Vis...
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Yes, dear?
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I think my water just broke.
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Yes, dear.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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-Sorry, Mom.
-Oh.
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MAN: Do you need a break?
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You read my mind.
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MAN: Come with me.
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Escape to a world all your own,
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where your problems float away.
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When you wanna get away,
but you don't wanna go anywhere.
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Hydra Soak, find the goddess within.
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Well, I was just reading about
the advantages of water birth.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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-Let me help you up, dear. There you go.
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What a mess.
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-Oh, that's better.
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Darling, do you think it's time to...
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-Call the doctor?
-Yeah.
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Yes, I do, dear.
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-Damn, the phones are down, too.
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I better run.
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Except, he might
have already left for vacation.
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Where? At a time like this?
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Well, in fairness, darling, the baby
is approximately nine months early.
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I better leg it.
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-You'll be all right here?
-Hmm.
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Okay.
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Oh, shoot.
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Uh... Oh!
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Wanda, what's up?
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It's 75 degrees out.
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You're making a fashion statement?
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Hi, Geraldine.
You know, now is not really a good time.
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No, no, no, it's foxy.
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You'll have to let me borrow it sometime.
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But first, I gotta borrow a bucket.
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Not to wear, to use.
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Somehow, all the pipes in my ceiling
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burst at once and I gotta bail myself out.
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All right, sure.
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Just stay right there.
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I think I might have
a bucket in the kitchen.
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Okay, then.
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I think it's just here
under the sink!
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Are you all right in there?
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Yes, I am just looking.
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Oh!
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GERALDINE: I'll come help.
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No! I mean, no thank you.
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Bingo.
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Would you look at that?
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What?
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Fruit. Wanda! Thank you.
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Yummy.
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Well, good luck with the leak.
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Oh, that... Oh! Say, Wanda,
I've got a question for you.
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You know how I've been
working that temp job, right?
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Well, my boss, Mr. Haddox,
he was going crazy yesterday...
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Oh, look at me going on and on
like you got all the time in the world.
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-Let me go on and get out...
- Wait. No.
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-Tell me about the temp job.
-Oh, that's my girl.
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So, yesterday my boss, Mr. Haddox,
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was going crazy working on the slogan
for a new breakfast cereal.
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You know, the one
with the little marshmallow Moonmen?
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-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.
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So, it's 10 minutes
before the big presentation,
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and Mr. Haddox has got nothin'.
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Nothin', that is, except
the worst case of hiccups I ever did see.
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Oh, Wanda.
He couldn't get out one word,
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-let alone a whole pitch.
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GERALDINE: So I'm tryin' every trick
in the book to help this poor man.
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I'm hidin' behind filing cabinets
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and jumpin' out
when he least expects it, like, boom!
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-Wanda.
-
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What was that?
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-Did you hear that?
-No.
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It was like a chattering sound, like...
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Oh! Like a...
260
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,351
Yeah.
261
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,855
That's my new ice maker
built right into the fridge.
262
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,441
-Oh!
-
263
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,989
So now, at this point,
264
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:10,543
I am helping Mr. Haddox
do a handstand under the water cooler...
265
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,039
-...because, you know, why not try
266
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,791
a little upside down,
drink those hiccups away.
267
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,844
And wouldn't you know it,
in that moment, in walks the client.
268
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,000
Oh, no.
269
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,258
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. But you know me, Wanda,
270
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,090
I keeps my cool,
no matter what's goin' down.
271
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,846
I look at the client,
272
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:32,178
and I look at Mr. Haddox's feet
floating in the air next to me,
273
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,476
and I look back at the client, and I say,
274
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:39,021
"Gravity Os, launch into your day,
the right way."
275
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,395
Thank you.
276
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,986
Yes, and that's exactly
what Mr. Haddox said
277
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,582
right before he told me
to clean out my desk.
278
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,658
Oh, no, Geraldine.
279
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,286
He didn't fire you.
280
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,790
Oh, sugar.
281
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,041
He hired me.
282
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,134
Oh!
283
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,922
-Oh, Wanda! I landed a promotion.
-
284
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,723
And now that I've gone all corporate,
I need some office supplies.
285
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,258
Which brings me to my question.
286
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,471
Do y'all still keep
those in your spare room?
287
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,932
Because I was hoping you wouldn't mind
288
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,473
-sharing with your good friend.
-WANDA: Wait. Wait.
289
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,024
Is that what I think it is?
290
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,062
Oh, a stork, yes, I can explain.
291
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,896
No! The crib.
292
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,741
It's coming. Oh. The baby's coming.
293
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,240
You're pregnant?
294
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,656
Ow.
295
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,288
Bermuda awaits and my car
296
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,789
decides to poop out right at this moment.
297
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,959
Whoa. Mr. Vision?
What, is everything okay with the wife?
298
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,375
Yes. So long as we hurry.
299
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,137
But, Stan!
300
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,139
What about my brand-new two-piece?
301
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,222
Okay, Wanda.
302
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,518
-Now, let's get you comfortable. Okay?
303
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,730
I think I'm gonna
lay down right here.
304
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,852
-Okay.
-Vision ran to get the doctor.
305
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:01,978
He'll be back soon.
306
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,864
No, no, there's not enough time for that.
307
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,481
-Relax. Relax.
-
308
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,030
-You know your breathing, right?
-
309
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,452
Wanda, I can't hear you.
310
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,577
I may be late to the party,
311
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,086
but I imagine there is
a logical explanation for this.
312
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,262
-Hey, you're doing great.
-
313
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,169
You're doing great.
Look at me. Look at me.
314
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,878
-Come on.
315
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,846
I can't do this.
316
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,009
Yes, you can.
317
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,717
I can't. I can't.
318
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,019
You can do this.
319
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,810
Yes, you can. You can do this.
320
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,016
-It's time to start pushing.
-Oh.
321
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,146
You ready? You're ready. You're ready.
322
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,403
Push. Push, Wanda. Push!
323
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,196
Push! That a girl.
324
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,418
It's a boy.
325
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,352
Hi.
326
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,059
Hi.
327
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,353
Oh, he's perfect.
328
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,103
-
329
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,937
Oh, no. I missed it.
330
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:34,030
Hey, Doc, why don't you help me out
in the kitchen there?
331
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,704
We went so fast,
it was like we were flying.
332
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,869
Well done, Wanda.
333
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,957
Well, don't you wanna
meet your son as yourself?
334
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,806
Ooh. You're strong.
335
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,099
Hello there, little Tommy.
336
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,860
Tommy?
337
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,074
Yes, Tommy.
338
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,453
-What?
-
339
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,575
Good heavens!
340
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,250
There's another baby coming.
341
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,581
Billy?
342
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,166
-Wanda, push! Push!
343
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:37,298
Twenty fingers and 20 toes.
344
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:41,136
You've got two healthy baby boys
on your hands.
345
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:42,465
-Thank you, Doctor.
-Yeah.
346
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:43,888
All in a day's work.
347
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,767
And thank you
for your assistance, young lady.
348
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,765
I think you might have
what it takes to be a nurse.
349
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,154
VISION: Allow me to walk you out, Doctor.
350
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:59,236
Oh, all right. As long as
we actually walk this time.
351
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,534
VISION: Come.
352
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:07,918
I do owe you a debt of gratitude.
-
353
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,880
Well, Dr. Nielson,
354
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,916
I hope you're still
able to make your trip.
355
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,965
Ah, yes, my trip.
356
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,432
I don't think we'll get away after all.
357
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,012
Small towns, you know. So hard to...
358
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,473
Escape.
359
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:30,895
Yeah.
360
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,904
What is she doing in there?
361
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:34,994
-I don't know.
-Howdy!
362
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,068
HERB: Hey!
AGNES: Howdy!
363
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,912
Did you see her go inside?
364
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,449
She went right in.
365
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,409
And her tummy was...
Did Geraldine...
366
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,583
Remarkable day we're having, no?
367
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,122
That's fine.
-Did you lose power, too?
368
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,667
Oh, sure did.
369
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,420
But Ralph looks better in the dark,
so I'm not complaining.
370
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,587
Hi, Herb.
371
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,335
Hey, buddy.
372
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,643
Okay.
373
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,183
Well, I'll get back to Wanda.
374
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:04,522
AGNES: Vision.
375
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,390
Is Geraldine inside with Wanda?
376
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,109
Yes. Why?
377
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,609
GERALDINE: You're such a strong lady.
378
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,690
Oh.
379
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:19,359
-Can you believe it? Twins!
-
380
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,816
-Hi.
381
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,791
I'm a twin.
382
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,712
I had a brother.
383
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,790
His name was Pietro.
384
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:07,743
He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
385
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,631
What did you say?
386
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,789
HERB: She's new to town. Brand-new.
387
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,165
There's no family.
388
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:20,838
No husband.
389
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,764
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
390
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:23,843
Hmm.
391
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,217
No home.
392
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,142
What?
393
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:39,324
What did you say just now?
394
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:45,412
I said, Wanda,
395
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,368
you're such a strong lady.
396
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:51,502
Should I say it one more time
for good measure?
397
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,660
No.
398
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,092
What did you say about Pietro?
399
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,709
Pietro?
400
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,340
Uh...
401
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,046
Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies.
402
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,426
No, I think you should leave.
403
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,353
Oh, Wanda, don't be like that.
404
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,602
What do you mean, she has no home?
405
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,233
She came here because...
406
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,855
She came here because...
407
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:24,655
She came here because we're all...
408
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,025
She came here because we're all what?
409
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,405
What're you trying to tell me?
410
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,492
-WANDA: What is that?
-What?
411
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,827
WANDA: That.
412
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:36,962
That symbol.
413
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,594
I, uh... I...
414
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,421
Who are you?
415
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,297
I don't...
416
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,844
She came here because we're all...
417
00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,007
Stop it!
418
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,561
Who are you?
419
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,230
Wanda...
420
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:03,824
I...
421
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:05,778
Wanda.
422
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:11,124
Well, I better get going.
423
00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:14,576
That macramé's not gonna hitch itself.
424
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:16,213
-
425
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:20,843
Herb?
426
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,129
Catch you on the flip side, Vision.
427
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:35,980
Wanda?
428
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,323
Where's Geraldine?
429
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:46,359
Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.
430
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:52,617
Hmm.
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