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- Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Do you think we should go to Hong Kong?

- Yeah. That would be good.

- We're gonna have our own dog rescue center,

and I can't save them all, but I can save some.

- My God! My mother!

My mom was a young mom.

Full of life. She's creative.

She's a real inspiration.

- We're having a baby.

- I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

- We're having a baby!

- When I make a mistake I make an amends for it, and I own it.

And I also have to have compassion that everybody

has their own pace of doing things.

I have so many reasons to be resentful

and not forgive people,

but if I held on to that, I'm drunk.

[upbeat music]

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it where it belongs.

♪ ♪

- I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you: don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled the world,

you can speak in any accent you want.

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- I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.

♪ ♪

- My God. I love him so much. - Harrison, come.

- Giggy, what are you doing?

Giggy, are you jealous

because I'm giving him so much attention?

♪ ♪

- Do you realize how high you are?

- Hi. How are you?

We have a little private table.

- I know. - We're so romantic.

- Eileen? - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?

- I got rock star parking.

- You got a rock star car. That's why.

- Well, you know, you got to go fast sometimes.

I know.

- Do you ever get a ticket? - Not on that one yet.

- Oh, my God. - No.

- That is so awesome.

- She's a little far away from the curb, but that's okay.

- "She." - I think my love of fast cars

comes from my redneck raising.

Ever since I started driving it was my goal

to get behind the wheel and go as fast as possible.

I'm in town in ten minutes.

- What's happening with you? - Oh, I'm going to visit my mom.

- That's in Georgia? - I would love for you to come.

My mom is in a play.

- She's in a play? - My grandparents moved out

of the city years ago.

And when they became very ill

and couldn't take care of themselves anymore

my mom moved into their home

so she could be close to them and got another degree.

But while she was getting it she took

an acting class, and she kind of, like, had fun.

- So fantastic. - So she's in the local play.

- Oh, my God. - My mom's doing this play.

She's always doing plays or giving a recital,

or she has an art showing.

She's kind of had this really cool resurgence

and this really cool rebirth.

She's way more artistic than I'll ever be.

Isn't that cute?

- So cute. - You know.

- It's beyond cute. I mean it's really fantastic.

- Well, it's very inspirational. - It is!

Honestly, I wish I could go.

- I'm so excited for The Fat Jewish.

- I know.

- We decided to do an event for him in our store.

- To launch... is it a book? - A book and a wine.

- Because everybody I know follows him.

- Everybody follows him. - Everybody. Everybody.

- The Fat Jewish became famous on Instagram,

and anytime I can have an event at my store,

people are gonna be talking about my store then.

And that's good for business.

We do a lot of events in our stores.

We did my niece Nicky's book signing there.

- Right here. Right here. - To the right.

- Store looks great. Thank you for having me.

- Very pretty.

- Now I need to come sign the books. Okay.

- Have you met him in person? - I'm like a fan.

No. That's why I'm all excited to meet him.

- Oh, I'm excited to meet him. - Wait.

Did you always have bangs?

So you did not have bangs yesterday?

It's so good on you. I think you should have them permanently.

- Swear? - It's so pretty on you.

- I'm, like, testing it out.

- How crazy was that last night, by the way?

- I know. I will tell you this.

Kim was an absolute raging rock star last night.

- You told Eden that I am near death.

That is so uncalled for.

- I mean that stuff gets around in this town?

It is gasoline and a match. - Yeah.

- At least Lisa will say, "Hey, I said it."

- Yeah, she owns it.

- And I told her. I said, "You're gonna have to walk

in there and just take your licks."

- Yeah. I thought it took a lot of balls to do what she did.

To walk in there.

- 100%. - In that group.

Lisa Rinna can sometimes get herself into trouble

with things that she says,

but I'd much prefer to deal with someone like Lisa Rinna

than someone who is covert.

- They're never gonna be best friends.

Just so they can get to a place

where they don't murder each other each time

they're in the same room... For no one other than Kyle.

- I know. - Out of respect for Kyle.

Just how about let's not kill each other?

- Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down!

Sit.

Kim and I had a moment of release

and of saying we are sorry.

I think that there has to be movement forward.

We have to be able to move on now.

We have to. Can I hug you?

- Sure. - Do you feel like a hug?

Should we hug? - Sure.

[both laugh]

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Thank you for your apology.

- Thank you for being open to me tonight.

Sit. Good girl!

I'll give you a treat.

If you hold on to anger and resentment, it only hurts you.

It only hurts me.

Would you like one?

It's like just taking some poison and drinking it.

It's that bad for you, I believe.

So if I can let go of anger and resentment,

I can put out positive energy

which will then bring positive energy into my life.

Lola, I make a darn good smoothie.

- Rinna keeps doing something, and then owning it,

and saying, "I want to move on."

But it keeps happening over and over.

It would make it increasingly more difficult to move forward.

- Well, you start not trusting.

- "I hope everything's good with you and I. Hope you..."

it just... it doesn't feel very genuine.

I wouldn't say I'd put my wholehearted trust

in Lisa Rinna.

She can be super charming, and you really feel, like,

connected to her

and that you can trust her.

And then you blink your eye,

and it's something entirely different.

- But maybe she thinks that's the right thing to do,

in her defense... sorry.

What if that's the way she does things?

I don't, but maybe she thinks,

"It's Kyle's sister, you know.

To make the peace I'm gonna say this," or whatever.

It's not the way I would go about it.

Maybe she just does that. That's just how she is.

I don't know.

- I've never understood why Kyle gives Rinna such a pass.

I'd be more pissed off with Rinna

than I would be at Eden, you know?

- It obviously stems... Everything stems from Rinna,

'cause she said it.

- Exactly.

If I was Kyle, if Rinna said that I was an enabler,

that would be enough for me.

That would set me off.

- She actually said that? - She did.

Rinna's supposed to be a friend of Kyle's.

- I think she just says what comes into her mind, Rinna.

- Here's what I think.

I think what she said to Eden

is probably what she really feels and thinks.

- Yep. - And maybe it's exaggerated

because she's angry with my sister.

Some of it. But she's not a bad person though.

I do know that.

Kim has been through a lot,

but I do feel like Kim and Lisa Rinna

were able to work things out.

For now. And if Kim's okay with Rinna, I'm okay with Rinna.

- Well, you're very forgiving. - I am, but it's like,

I mean, how many times does it have to happen?

- Coming up...

- I really want you to come to Hong Kong.

Would it be rude to ask you to bring your plane?

- Actually, um, yeah.

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- Nice to finally meet you!

- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?

- Nice dress. - Have to kiss both cheeks.

- There we go. - Hi. How are you? Kyle.

- Nice to meet you. - How are you?

- Nice to meet you. - I really like funny people,

so if someone can really make me laugh,

I think I'm a little bit obsessed.

And The Fat Jewish is really funny.

I have all my friends coming.

One friend just called to say

she was really sick with a fever.

- Okay. - And then her Instagram

showed her shopping, but whatever.

Wait. Will you call Lisa Rinna and say,

"Why did you say that you couldn't come,

but yet you... on Instagram

you were shopping for shoes?"

Come on.

- "Rinna Lisa Rinna." - I have to do that,

'cause I've got too many Lisas... I can't make any mistakes.

- How many Lisas are in your phone?

- Hello? - Hi, Lisa.

- Hi. - Hey, how are you?

- Who is this? - It's The Fat Jewish.

- Is it The Fat Jewish? Oh, my God.

I am so sad that I'm not there.

- Why are you not coming? What is the story?

- I have the stomach flu. - No.

- Yes I do, and it is not cute. - You were shopping earlier.

- Oh, my God.

I had gone to the doctor,

and then there were these shoes at Saks.

The doctor's... The doctor's right next to Saks.

I mean...

- [laughing]

Okay. Feel better.

- Oh, that was great fun. Thanks so much.

- Bye. - Bye.

♪ ♪

- There you are. - Oh, hi.

- How are you? - It's beautiful in here.

- Oh, have you ever been here? - No.

- Nice to see you. - Amazing.

- Thank you. Nice to see you. Thank you for coming.

- You too. Thanks for having us.

- Thank you for having us, gorgeous.

♪ ♪

[thump]

- I thought I heard a noise. I thought you'd fallen over.

- Yeah. I did kind of.

Oh, here it is. I am a klutz.

Hair perfect. Makeup perfect and then... zhoo!

- Look at you! - I took a dive out of our car.

- You fell? - I took a little, like...

Little smile. Stand up. Shoulders back. It's all good.

- Honey, try these glasses on. - Oh, yeah.

- God. Wow. - Hi, girls.

- Hi, gals. - Both: Hello.

- I'm shopping. - How are you?

- You look like sisters. - Hello. How are you?

- Hello. - Good to see you.

- I didn't come in this hat.

- It's gorgeous. - Love the hair.

- This is my hair. I know. This is not my hat.

- Fabulous. - Love the hair.

- Hi, babe. How are you? - Mwah.

- Eden. Ooh. - Hi.

I love your dress. You look good.

- Thank you. Thank you. - So what are you up to?

Have you been working? Look up!

- Miss ma'am over here. - Oh, look at this.

Oh, this looks like deliciousness.

- Oh, this is so funny. I didn't...

- Are we really drinking it, or are we just joking?

- No. I'm drinking it. - She's gonna be on my show.

- Oh! Wait.

Oh, my God. Is it in your eye?

Oh, f... Oh, my God. Do you need help?

Sh... Did I do this?

- Pair of underwear. - Ow!

I better take these underwear home with me.

- Hey. Look at you, Stacey. - Oh, thanks for turning up,

like, an hour late.

- Hello. - What's happening?

- You look good. - Oh, look at this.

You look beautiful.

- Well, I'm kind of sedate. Well, I mean I...

- Sedated? - Okay.

Well, I don't have to be so...

- Whoa! Okay, so The Fat Jewish is here

promoting his rosé, and I said...

- Well, that is so rude. You cannot call somebody a fat Jew.

- He calls himself The Fat Jewish.

Okay. Here they come. Oh, my God. They're gangsters.

- Someone's getting a lap dance.

I just haven't really chosen who.

- Are you giving a lap dance?

- Yes. - I'll take it.

- It depends on how much rosé we drink.

- That's what I'm saying. - I mean it's my store.

It should be me. Oh, but there's my husband. Never mind.

Hi, honey. - What's up?

- Oh!

- Oh, my God! - Ahh! Here he is.

- Speak of the devil. - Oh, my Lord.

- Hey, do you wear these jeans? These are really good.

- Oh, are they amazing?

- Well, you don't need this, because you're, like, a rail.

- No, no, but does it make your butt look lifted?

- Makes your ass high, your stomach flat,

and your legs long.

- Okay, well, then I'm getting a pair.

We all want to look like that.

- You're gonna ride with me on this one.

- They're ready. They're ready.

- Ready? - Kyle, don't be a victim.

Interact.

- This is marketing.

- Yeah! - [laughing]

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- Whoo! - Hey!

- Uh-oh. - Whoo-hoo!

- She's probably getting crushed out there.

Poor thing. Sweat on.

- Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

There's only one Jewish man allowed near this woman.

There's not two Jewish men allowed around this woman.

Not three Jewish men.

One Jewish man's allowed around this woman.

[laughing]

- He may be Jewish, but he is not Mauricio.

- She said, "Have you spoken to The Fat Jew?"

I said I've been speaking to him all night.

- I'm out. I'm out.

I don't say these phrases. I'm out.

- Hello, you. - Oh, my gosh. Look how sexy.

- Hello, guys. - To what do I owe this?

- Well, you can kiss properly, right? Come on.

- You always say that, babe, but by the way,

your husband's been killing me for the last ten minutes.

- Yeah. He's been giving him a hard time.

- He loves you. - Yeah. He's going into like,

"You're The Fat Jew. You're this. You're that."

- I love your hair. It looks very fresh on you.

- That's very sweet of you, Erika.

That's the first compliment I've ever gotten from you ever.

- That's not true.

I've said many times you look pretty.

I've said many times I like what you were wearing.

- Aw. - Now don't say that.

That's not true.

This is not the first compliment I've given Dorit.

- You look beautiful. Happy birthday.

- Thank you. Thank you. So do you.

- And thank you for coming to my birthday.

You get extra points for pumps and a hat box.

I mean is she keeping score?

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome very much.

- You know, I've got English humor.

I love that type of banter,

and so I have no idea

why Erika seems to have this sort of wall or guard up.

- But listen. I was just going to ask you.

I really want you to come to Hong Kong, but...

- What's going on in Hong Kong?

- Would it be rude to ask you to bring your plane?

- Actually yeah. - Okay. No. Seriously.

You know I've got this dog sanctuary over there,

and I'm doing a documentary trying to stop Yulin.

Do you remember all this?

- Yeah. I know. You told me all about it. Yeah.

- Yeah, so I'm going anyway,

but then Kyle said she would go,

because Ken can't go, because we're opening

this dog rescue center and setting up this gala.

I want to go to Hong Kong

because we're trying to make a documentary.

- I'll go with you. - Will you?

- Yeah.

- We could do some shopping there as well.

- It's about the dogs, Lisa. Stop. [laughs]

- You know that's my biggest passion.

- I know that's your passion.

- Yeah.

- Hi. - What's your passion?

- Trying to stop people eating dogs.

Torturing dogs. - Oh. Well, yeah. You know.

- Would you like to go to Hong Kong with us?

- Wow! Erika, I don't know if you can invite someone

on someone else's trip. - Hold on a second.

Let me think about this for a second.

- What? What? What? - Nothing.

- I just invited her to Hong Kong.

Oops.

Do you want to come to Hong Kong?

Everyone's going.

- Are we bringing our husbands? - We're only going

because Ken's not available.

- Kyle's going, but Ken wasn't going.

- Hi. - And now we've got another.

- I just thought maybe you missed me.

- Lisa, if I were you, I'd just drop invitations right now.

- Well, why don't we invite the whole bloody shop?

Oh, yeah. Just invite everybody.

What about The Fat Jewish guy as well?

Invite him. - Wait. What?

- Do you want to come to Hong Kong?

- Yes I do. - Can you really exclude Rinna?

- This seems so ridiculous. I'm going to have a drink.

You guys... I'm going to Hong Kong.

If you all want to come, come with me.

- Yes I want to go to Hong Kong.

- Lisa, are you paying for the flight?

- We're going on Erika's plane. - No. It's unavailable.

- I'll pay for my own flight. Let's go.

- Coming up...

It's very difficult to sort of engage with you.

- I'm a different animal.

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♪ ♪

- I've made that balsamic for the strawberry salad.

- Mm-hmm. - This is the sesame dressing

for the tuna, which is in there.

- Okay. - Yeah.

And this is balsamic for the chopped salad.

- Okay. - Okay?

I'm just going to put a little bit of red cabbage on

to pink it up.

Sex it up.

- Baby, I'm gonna go. - Where are you going?

You don't want to have lunch with my friends?

- Oh, yes please. - Come on.

- Bye, darling. - Pandora and Jason are

bringing a rosé to the market.

It's been a lot of work,

but I need to try it out on everybody first.

And lunch at Villa Rosa?

What could be more perfect?

Oh, look at you, sexy girl!

Oh, your heels are gonna do so well on my lawn.

- Oh, yeah. Wonderful. - Hello.

- How are you? - Welcome to my humble abode.

- Hi.

- Come here, Erika. Come on in.

Come on, Erika.

Come on. Just get nice and cozy.

- Come on. Break it up, you two.

- Really? I don't...

Where do you want us, honey? - You guys have the view.

- Erika, you go in the shade.

You don't even have sunglasses so...

- I'm good right here. - Hello. Look at you.

- Oh, look who's got on the hat. - Sitting in the garden!

- How are you? - How are you?

- Good. Thanks for last night. It was funny.

- That was fun wasn't it?

- Everybody looks so nice and rested.

- I do? - Yeah.

- My makeup must be really good. - Does anybody want sangria?

I'm gonna bring rosé out.

You probably want to mix it.

- While you guys are here...

- Yes? - Oh, God. What? What now?

- I'm gonna tell you... - What?

- My sister Kim is a grandmother.

- All: Yeah! - Oh, my God. When?

- Last night after the party. - Get out! Have you been?

- Oh! - Did you see the baby?

- Yep. - Did she have the baby?

- I was there till 1:30 in the morning.

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

- It was amazing. - Is she happy?

- both: Oh, my God.

- Brooke's husband is one of six kids.

They were all there. All of Kim's kids were there.

All of my kids were there.

Kathy, myself, Faye.

I mean, it was a full house.

- Cheers to Kim. - Here's to Kim. Bless her.

Bless her. Lovely.

- I am so hungry. - Oh, Erika,

I've got a bone to pick with you.

Last night when we talked about going to Hong Kong,

and you're like... - I didn't know!

- I mean, yes you did! You went, "Eileen,

why don't you come to Hong Kong?"

Like, that is... - [laughing]

- Genius. - Wait, so I wasn't

standing there when that happened.

- Genius. It was too funny.

- Kyle thought it was just us going, okay?

And so then I said, "Dorit?" Yeah she wants to come.

And then I was saying to you, "Do you want to come?"

And then she goes, "Eileen, why don't you..."

- Well, I just didn't want anybody to feel left out.

- If Erika hadn't invited Eileen,

of course I wouldn't have invited her.

The last time I went away with Rinna and her,

it was a bloody nightmare.

- I don't see how you get around not asking Rinna

when you've invited Eileen.

- Honestly with the social media following they've got,

the more people that come

or the more people that support it, the better.

- Mm-hmm. - With people like Rinna

and Eileen talking about it and supporting it,

and really drawing attention to it,

they've probably got another couple of dozen followers,

haven't they?

[laughs] Sorry.

Eden literally said, "I'm coming. I want to come."

She did, by the way. She did.

- Your face is amazing right now. [laughing]

- Maybe Eden's gonna want to be spooning with me

on the plane to Hong Kong. [sighs]

- I think with Eden, if you kind of

got to know her a little bit better,

you might see more of what I see in her.

- Like Eileen. - Like Eileen.

- She's a nice person. I agree. - But, you know, I didn't have

a very good impression of Eileen and Rinna.

Don't know if I'd say 100%

that I would trust them with my innermost secrets.

- Well, you shouldn't trust anyone

with your innermost secrets, except for PK.

- Erika, you know, I... I have more of a...

- No. I trust girl friends. I do.

- I like to have, you know... - I like to have girl friends

that are really close that I... - Share a lot.

- A nice family around me. - Really?

- I'm just going to get some more wine, okay?

- I mean, do you only just trust your husband?

- No. I have a couple of friends that I do,

but they're very few.

My mom sometimes was so trusting and so open,

you know, and she got hurt a lot.

I remember my mother. She was in a purple polo and navy shorts.

She was sitting in our den, and she was crying,

so hurt and so devastated that this man had left her.

And I just grew up very, like, controlled.

And I remember in that moment looking at my mother saying,

"I'll never be like that."

I'll never f... ing be that weak.

- But when you meet new people, 'cause you must... I mean you're...

- Well, I... we already know.

I mean everyone always says that I'm guarded and controlled.

- Everybody's entitled to be how they are.

- Well, yeah. It doesn't mean that I'm not sympathetic,

or empathetic, or that I don't hear you,

or that I don't relate... It just means

that when it comes to me sharing back,

I watch and I measure.

My mother was very hard on me when I was a child.

I think she was raising me how the world was treating her.

- Have you been hurt? - Well, not necessarily that.

I just grew up that way.

I think it was all with good intention,

and a little bit of impatience,

and a little bit of being a single mom.

And a little bit of being overwhelmed.

- It's sometimes very difficult to read you,

and I like to meet people.

I'm engaging.

I'm, you know, talkative and so on.

Until someone kind of gives me a reason not to.

You know, that's just the way I am.

- I think you're the reverse. - Yeah. I am.

- I feel like that's the total opposite.

- Right. Exactly. - Right.

- Erika's very guarded, and I think

I got that about her from the moment I met her.

- Nice to meet you. - How are you? Erika?

- Yes. Erika. - It's so nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

- But I've gotten to know Erika a lot better,

and I think I understand her.

She's guarded because a lot of people have judged her,

and women can be mean.

So it makes sense.

- It's very difficult to sort of engage with you or to get there.

- I'm a different animal. Just taking it all in.

Babe, I have got to go. I love you, but I have to go.

What is this? Candy? I'm here. Forget it. I'll be out in five.

- Coming up...

- My grandmother, you know, suffered from Alzheimer's

for over a decade.

To see someone just slip away... It's inhumane.

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♪ ♪

- I want to say thank you for coming down to Atlanta.

You know my mom adores both of you,

and we're gonna glam her up

and make her feel really special.

- Paint her. - Paint her up

and have a good time.

I mean listen, again,

we're at my grandparents' house in the country so, you know...

- Amazing. - Yeah.

- I don't know if it's every girl's dream

to go home with Glam Squad in tow,

but it's definitely mine.

Oh, yes. Just what we need to kick this...

- To kick this... - Kick this party up.

You don't want to show up at the hotel looking f... ed up.

Let me tell you. "What happened to her?"

Cheers.

Homebound here we come.

- Brunch somewhere. - Get ready for us.

I am a Southern girl. I grew up having a go-kart.

I like to fish.

I will always 100% be a tomboy,

even underneath all this.

It's easy to do both.

When you're camping you're camping.

When you're glamming you're glamming.

- I'm so excited. - Thank you.

- For sure. - No glitz.

No glamour, but we're gonna have a lot of fun.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Hello? - Hello?

Hello? [laughing] Hi.

- Like, I feel like a grandma trying to get this over here.

Hi!

- Careful with the "grandma" stuff. Hi!

- Hi. Oh, my gosh.

There's a whole bunch of little fun goodies down there.

- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh.

- Can you believe this was Portia's,

and now it's gonna be your grandson's?

- I can't believe it. It's so great.

- Let me wheel it in here. Let's go in here.

Oh, I don't want to scratch your floors.

- Should we go up and put it up in the nursery

or just go in here? - Let's go here first.

- Okay. I'm a grandma to a grandson.

It makes me so proud.

It makes me the happiest.

Oh, look at the bath this morning.

- Oh, my... Is this his first bath?

- No.

- Both: Oh! - Look, look, look.

- Look how perfect his face is.

- Being in that room was by far

the most amazing experience of my life.

- Here are all the brothers and sisters.

They're all in the labor/delivery room.

The room was filled with family,

and the nurse walks in.

She's like, "Oh, my."

- It was the most amazing labor

and delivery room you've ever seen.

My other kids... they came in.

At one point they are standing at the end of the bed,

and they look like this.

- You're not gonna be budging.

You're not gonna... You can't go anywhere.

You can't leave anywhere. I'm going to Hong Kong.

- What? - I'm going to Hong Kong.

- Why? - You know, Lisa's

really involved with the Yulin dog festival

and her organization.

Ken couldn't go with her, so then I said I would go.

I've never been to Hong Kong.

- You guys will have fun anywhere.

- Yeah. We will. - But with that group,

I mean, I'm still not sure

about that whole experience from your party.

- Oh, from Carnie's dessert tasting?

- Yeah.

- It's annoying to have to have people like Lisa Rinna

saying things like that

when you've worked so hard,

and you are in such a good place.

Like, when are you gonna be able to just, like,

leave that behind and move forward?

Like, why does that always have to come up?

- And it's always like, you know, "I made a mistake,

and I'd just like to put that behind us."

- You know. She wants to own it. - Hopefully she is sincere.

I just... I don't know. We'll have to see if it's real.

You know, I'd like to believe it is.

I don't have that energy to expel with these people.

- Right. I do. - I'd rather...

[both laughing]

- I'd rather take... - Let me expel my energy.

[both laughing]

[Southern rock music]

♪ ♪

- Pretty-Mess-Mobile for the weekend!

Where is the drive on this thing?

Oh, here. Well, this is it!

[in Southern accent] Make a right up here,

and then go right down there, and just, you know.

♪ ♪

- So we're going to your mom's house

or actually your grandparents' house?

- No. This is my grandparents' house.

My mother moved out from the city into their house.

Is this it?

- It is, like, so charming, honey.

- So this is it.

My grandparents bought this house

when I was about 17 years old,

so there's a lot of memories that we shared here.

Hello? - Hello!

- Hey. How are you? Good to see you.

- Oh, it's so good to see you.

- Good to see you. - Thank you. This is Chip.

This is Preston. - Nice to meet you.

This is Clyde. This is Chip.

- Good to meet you. - She's not home yet?

- Not yet. About 30 minutes.

- About 30 minutes for the big show.

The big show. Come on in.

There were so many good times here.

So many Christmases, birthdays.

So it's great,

and it's emotional at the same time.

- Oh, my God. - Mad. Just mad.

- What year is this? - She's... I had to be 18 maybe.

- And where is this? What's this?

- Oh, God.

I had shaved my head, and then it had grown out.

- It's so cute. - It is not!

My grandparents swooped in

and helped my mother when she was working

or she was busy, or she was overwhelmed.

I lived with my mom the whole time.

But, you know, I was always at my grandparents'.

Come on upstairs.

- There is, like, so many treasures...

- I have fallen down these steps 100 times, so be careful.

- [laughs] Okay. - My grandfather is really

the only father I've ever known.

He was wonderful.

He provided for a lot of people.

Oh, my gosh. What's all this stuff on my bed?

You know what's really interesting?

My grandmother, you know, suffered from Alzheimer's

for over a decade,

and then she died just... Almost two years ago.

- Was it a slow... How it developed or just...

- The most slow, most agonizing,

most heinous disease ever.

And she started forgetting where you are

and forgetting... And then it goes down

to not being able to write,

not being able to walk,

not knowing anyone.

And the worst of all, losing speech.

You know, and just having that whole thing,

so she suffered, but she is out of pain.

For sure. My grandmother and I used to speak on the phone

for an hour every day about nothing.

When those phone calls stopped, that was the hardest,

because I knew she could no longer communicate.

We would bring her dolls, you know,

because she still enjoyed to, you know, hold...

Like, you know babies and things like that.

So this was Baby Blue. This was her Baby Blue.

I had always gotten such strength

and such love from those phone calls,

and when they stopped, it was a real marker of,

"This is over, Erika."

Like, the woman that you know is no longer.

It's nice to still see that her things are still here.

Even though they were painful memories,

they're still very important to me.

You know, it's what it is.

What are you gonna do? People get sick.

You know, she was so vibrant, and she was so strong.

And to see someone like that just slip away

is... it's inhumane.

Yeah... no... it's okay! - Give me a hug!

- Oh, I hate you. Don't make me cry!

- Damn baby dolls. - I'm not gonna cry.

I'm not gonna cry.

We're gonna have fun. We're here to celebrate.

- Yeah. - We're not here

to have meltdowns.

Come on. Let's go downstairs. Go ahead. I'll follow you.

Chip, can we get a drink? What do we have?

- Tequila. - All right!

- Coming up...

- I thought you were a real bitch last year.

- I know you did. - Right? Okay. Sorry.

- And I thought you were, too. - Oh, f... you.

[Southern blues rock]

♪ ♪

- Maybe that's her. Mom? - Yeah.

- Oh! It's her. Get over here. - Yes, it's her.

- Oh! Hey! Not the [indistinct] t-shirt!

That's adorable. Hey! How are you?

- How are you? - Thanks, Mom, for the support.

I'm totally f... ing embarrassed.

You know, it's kind of like your mom

is your biggest cheerleader, but really, girl?

- This home is gorgeous. - Oh, thank you.

- I gave them a tour. - You did?

- And I really appreciate you sticking out every photograph

that has ever been taken of me.

That is so...

- What? - You're embarrassing me.

- Oh, no I didn't. What? Which one?

- Every... [both laugh]

- How was the play?

- It was good. - How'd you do?

- Good. - My mother grew up

playing the piano, and became a piano teacher.

My favorite childhood memory is

waking up on a Saturday morning

to this glorious music.

My mother's really good. I was a terrible student.

That's why I don't play, 'cause we would fight at the keyboard.

So I became a singer/dancer.

All right. You guys get out of here. Come on.

- All right. - What a lovely home.

- My relationship with my mother at this point in my life

is probably the best it's ever been.

My mother was 18 when I was born,

and she was raising me in the best way

that she knew possible.

Mom, do you have any tea? I feel like I'm getting...

- Hot tea? - Yeah.

- Yes. Absolutely. Hold on here.

- She always told me she loved me.

Always gave me hugs, but she never bullsh... ed me.

- Would you like some cookies? - Yes. Please.

- Okay. - [laughs]

She never really cut me any breaks.

I wasn't allowed to be shy. I wasn't allowed to be a baby,

and there were times when I wanted to lean on her,

when I wanted her to be there for me,

to, like, swoop in and protect me.

Wasn't having it.

- Oh, let me get some napkins. - Here. I'll take this.

It was always, "Oh, you want something?

"Go to f... ing work. Oh, you have big dreams?

Go make 'em happen, 'cause nobody else is gonna do it."

It's kind of like throwing the kid at the end of the pool

and telling 'em to swim.

But I didn't drown.

- You got your tea? - Yeah.

- So what's going on in your play?

Do you like your cast mates? Have you enjoyed this?

- Yes. This is a tough play.

It's a lot of lines to learn,

and it's so much fun to do this.

- Mm-hmm. - And it's good for me,

because, you know,

with Alzheimer's in our family,

this keeps me going and alert.

- I think it's incredible for you,

and I think it's important to stay creative.

And it's important that you continue to express yourself.

My mother... she has gone through so much

with the death of her parents.

And I think it's a great way for her

to find some joy through all the pain.

- Maybe tomorrow we can go over to the cemetery, if you want to.

- I would like to.

Well, I'm gonna go to bed. I'm tired.

- Okay. You want to go to bed? - I would like to.

- Okay.

[punchy electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Hey.

Oh, you've got him. Do you like him?

- I love him.

- He is a sexy boy. How are you?

- Good. He's heavy. - He is heavy.

So did you get all the furniture and stuff?

- I don't know where those clear chairs go.

- This is so much fun. I feel like a little kid.

I want to make the rescue center

more like a lifestyle shop for dogs.

I don't want it to be like a typical pet shop.

Where's all the stuff?

I thought we had a whole warehouse that was coming?

- We do. It's in there, and upstairs,

and in the fitting room.

- Oh, they're so cute!

- Cute, right? - We've got products,

and a little doggy cafe,

and a doggy spa where you can get Vanderpuffed

and get the best blow job in West Hollywood.

- The sangria. - That's so cute.

- Panky. - Panky.

All my favorite things.

About the bra.

The bra is so cute! Isn't it?

- Yeah. I love that. - We're gonna take doggies

from the kill shelter.

We're going to bring them to Vanderpump Pets

for their safe haven,

and hopefully they'll be adopted.

- Hello? How are you?

- Welcome to the Vanderpump Dog Rescue Center.

- Isn't that great? This is fantastic.

- Yeah. - Hello.

- Sorry. Don't even touch me, 'cause I'm grubby.

Well, you probably don't want to anyway.

I look lovely. Splendid.

Not as good as you, but hey.

- Well, you know, I've been in sweats all week,

and I thought, "You know, I just have

to put something on that feels nice."

I'm still not 100% well.

I'm a little dizzy, and I'm a little bit nauseous.

And there's Lisa Vanderpump. [laughs]

So tell me about everything.

- Well, what happens is

we started Vanderpump Pets as a company.

We got so engrossed in that,

and then our attention was drawn in China

to what was going on with a barbaric festival.

Which we marched for last year, right?

- Which I came to march with you. Yes.

- Hey, can you believe

how I've manipulated all these people to follow me?

- But for a goddamn good cause, okay?

- So with the documentary,

we need somebody to be on all fours.

- [laughs]

Ken. Perfect for Ken.

- So that's why I thought... That's why I need you.

- So you'd like me to go to Hong Kong it sounds like.

Are you bringing us?

- Well, I thought that maybe you would like to go,

because Eileen's going on,

and I know the word got out.

- Would you like me to go to Hong Kong?

- No. I'm... you know what, Lisa?

- Tell me? - I actually

just want to forget about Dubai

and forget what went down there.

And there are so many things going in my life,

and there are so many things

that I'm emotionally kind of drained from.

I just can't put the energy into this.

- I agree. - So I want to move on.

- I agree. - Even though I thought you were

a real bitch last year.

- I know you did. - Right. Okay. Sorry.

- And I thought you were too. - Oh, f... you.

So, okay, but I do want you to come.

We have to somehow mend the fences

that were absolutely broken,

but I will never forget.

It's not holding a grudge. It's called being smart.

And I want you to help me, and maybe just tweet about it,

and talk about it, and everything.

But I want you to come. And I want to go back

to where we were when we were looking for ponies.

- It's really nice, because I've moved on,

so to hear it from Vanderpump...

It's just like getting a bonus check.

- So if you give me your feathers now

I know that you're coming to Hong Kong,

and we're going to go back to where we were.

- Oh.

- I always ask Lisa Rinna where she gets her eyelashes,

and so now I can't resist the urge

to see her leave the rescue center

with her bald little eyes.

It would just be divine retribution.

- You want them really? - I do.

Yes!

- I've never, ever done this ever.

- With feathers.

I love these feathers. Look at them.

- Yay. - Those are the feathers.

- I think she's right.

I think I can manipulate the sh... out of her.

She should come to Hong Kong.

I wonder if she would carry my bags.

You really need to put on those sunglasses now.

- Do I? Okay. - Oh, my God.

- We're going to Hong Kong! - Yeah.

We're going to Hong Kong.

Fantastic.

- Coming up...

- I miss them. - But see,

I talk to 'em every day.

- I really didn't want to cry today.

[train horn blows]

[relaxed Southern music]

- Okay. Now, be careful, 'cause we're...

- Mom, I am not speeding. - It's right here.

Oh, I know. I just don't want you to miss it.

- Good Lord. - Here we go.

♪ ♪

- All right. Let's get out.

♪ ♪

Are you ready for me to, like, sling you out of this golf cart?

- Yes. - Per usual.

- Now, this is not a go-kart. - Yeah, mama.

- It's a golf cart. - I got it. Hold on.

- Okay. - You ready?

- I'm ready. Okay. Hit it. - The last time I was

at my grandmother's grave site was about a year ago.

Every time I go home we always swing by the gravesite.

Make sure everything's great. Drop off flowers.

Hang out and check on the grandparents.

- Yeah, so if anything happens to me,

just throw me out here with Ann and Hollis,

but don't bury me.

I have a fear of being buried.

- Well, what am I supposed to do with you?

- Cremation.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- You know, I love my mom, but my grandmother

and I had a connection that is super.

She's somebody you could go to with any problem,

and she would always listen.

She was quick to call you on the carpet.

Quick to tell you, you know,

"Hey, that's not right," or, "I don't agree with that."

And she always gave it to you straight.

- Hold that.

Oh, this'll be so pretty. It looks nice out here.

- It's beautiful.

- When was the last time you were here?

- When the lizard jumped on my leg over there.

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a special place.

- This makes it very final, to come and see this.

- I think crossing over... - Don't you miss them?

- You know how they talk about that? Of course I do.

- I miss them.

- But see, I talk to 'em every day.

- I really didn't want to cry today.

- You didn't cry when you were a kid either.

- Nope.

I think sometimes you treated me like an adult

when I really wasn't ready.

- Right. - Yeah, so.

For a long time I thought,

"Well am I being..." you know, "am I overreacting?

Is this... "No, but no. My mother was hard on me.

- And I think that had a lot to do with the fact

that we're very... - Close.

- I was a young mom. - And you know what?

And I know you were under a lot of pressure.

And, you know, you were raising this kid and stuff like that.

So I know that you didn't do it with bad intents,

but it was hard.

- But it made you a tough old bird.

- Is that what it done? - Yeah.

- I get accused of being cold 'cause I don't cry.

- No. You're not cold at all.

- Being raised like that, I have very little patience

for crybabies and "Oh, my God,"

and people that I feel need

a lot of support and handholding.

It makes me not like them.

- Are you kidding? I know who you are.

The sweetest girl in the whole wide world.

- Thank you, Mommy. Thank you.

- Yeah. - For my mother to admit

that she was hard on me meant the world, really.

And it kind of confirms the fact

that what I thought was happening was really happening.

I really was being treated that way.

- And you've been really good to your entire family.

- Thank you. - You really have.

- I'd like to think I have.

- You have. Yeah. - I appreciate that.

- Your grandparents would be very proud of you.

- Thank you.

Well, they would be proud of you too.

- You're a good mom. A good wife.

- Am I a good daughter?

- I was getting ready to say that.

- Okay. [laughs]

- The best. Only had one. - I know.

- I know, sweetheart.

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I can't believe we're in Hong Kong. Oh, my God.

- Whoo! This is exciting!

- This is beautiful! - Oh, my God. Look at that.

- Wow. Both: Let's take a selfie.

- [screams]

- They've been talking, but she's never met.

- I'm treating him to New York.

- Oh! - That is a no-no.

- I am gonna be half naked. I'm gonna be in the bed.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He could be crazy. - What if he's not?

- What if he is? - I could be strangled and dead,

but I could kill him.

- I've heard some things that maybe you took

as I have a problem.

- I'd just like to know who actually told her that.

- Dorit, what is your issue with me?

- You're the only one in this group

that I haven't managed to somehow connect with.

- Because I don't like bullsh..., Dorit,

and that's what I think you are.

- Then why don't you just f... ing say it?

- I just did.

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