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Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- You're walking at Tommy's show

for the first show ever.

I mean, what are the flipping odds of that?

Yeah, uh-uh. You've got it.

[upbeat music]

- We're in México.

Alejandro, who is an agent at The Agency,

this is his uncle's home.

It's very authentic Mexico.

- Oh, I love it.

It's so rough and wild and gorgeous.

- Kyle's afraid to turn her back on her sister,

because they're this close to Kim dying.

- Wow.

Kyle's guilt came up

and the fact that she enables her.

- This is... - It got intense.

- Rinna has said that she doesn't believe

that your sister is truly sober

and that she is near death.

And that... - What?

- Yes, and that is what she's telling Eden.

- What are you gonna do? Are you gonna ask her?

- I don't even know. I don't even know.

- Hello! Hello, hello, hello!

♪ ♪

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it where it belongs.

- I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you: don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil,

but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled the world,

you can speak in any accent you want.

♪ ♪

- I'm an expert on luxury,

and I can always spot a fake.

[lively Latin music]

♪ ♪

- Hello! Hello, hello, hello!

- Hi. - Hello, everybody.

- What can we get you to drink?

- Oh, it's so good to see you.

You look so pretty.

- Hello, everyone.

- I apologize for not greeting you better,

but we're really at a perfect moment right now.

- I'm sorry I'm not standing up.

- I cannot just say, "Hey, welcome.

I'm so excited that you're here."

It feels awkward.

It just does.

- Do you know where your room is?

- I don't. I'm going there now.

But I wanted to come say hi first.

- Kyle, where's her room?

- There's two rooms. Just pick which one you like.

- Okay, great. Okay. - By the ocean.

- I'm looking at her, you know, and thinking,

"I know what you did and what you said,

and I'm pissed off."

- Okay, I feel bad.

I feel like a hypocrite. You know what I'm saying?

- I don't feel bad at all. - Okay.

♪ ♪

- You look stunning.

- I cannot get my hair to dry.

- It's because it's 500 degrees out.

[cork pops] - That was a good one.

- Very good, honey.

Tonight is the big event for the opening

of The Agency in Punta Mita.

- Did I give you one of these yet?

- No. I'm so excited.

I love a goody bag. - All your goodies.

- It's a really big deal,

because it is the second real estate company

my husband is opening in Mexico, which is his country.

My husband's Mexican, so he's proud right now,

and I don't blame him; I'm proud of him.

- I haven't seen Eileen yet. Has she come out?

- She's here. - Yeah, I heard she's here.

- She's here, but I haven't seen her.

- Hi. - Hey!

- This is amazing. This is so amazing.

- Welcome.

- Thank you so much for coming.

Seriously, I appreciate the support.

- I wish you the best of luck tonight, buddy.

- Salut. - Salut.

- Careful; it's really slippery.

- I hear a screeching voice.

- Screeching voice. Who could that be?

- Hello! - Hello, Lisa Rinna.

- Hi, girls. - Wow, look at that color.

We look like Christmas. - It's green.

Oh, look, Christmas. Hi.

- Hi. - How are you guys?

- How are you? - You're pretty.

- I'm going to have to pull out the Beverly Hills greeting

when you're really pissed off at someone

but you don't want to ruin the party.

- Lisa, you're wearing my color.

- That is mine, and don't even think about it.

- We should get going. - Let's go.

- Oh, look at this. How cute this is.

- Come on, ladies.

- This is like a Disneyland ride.

♪ ♪

- Oh, how pretty.

- Look how beautiful this is.

♪ ♪

Okay, girls. Honey, hop in the photo.

♪ ♪

Okay, ready? Smile.

It's margy time.

[pounding music]

♪ ♪

Hola. Cómo estás?

Una margarita, por favor, sin sal.

Can you add a little more tequila to this?

I'm married to a Mexican;

I need to have, like, a real-deal situation.

Oh, that's good.

- Give us a straw.

- Ugh! You know what?

Just give me that whole bottle.

Thanks.

Delicious.

- Honey, you want to be up here?

- Oh, yeah. - Hey, guys.

Hello, everybody! Welcome!

Let me stop you for one second.

Welcome. I just want to say a quick little word.

I'm so passionate in opening up The Agency

and bringing people back to Punta Mita

because of the energy, the love, the need for passion,

and the need for life... - And the margaritas!

- And the enjoyment of life that everybody in Punta Mita has.

[cheers and applause]

And, of course, I want to thank my wife,

that without her, I would do nothing.

I mean... [laughs]

- When I met Mauricio, he was a kid.

Now he's a man and he's running his company,

and he's just accomplished so much.

He's worked really hard, and it's paid off,

and I could not be more proud.

[applause]

- I want to introduce you

to the grand mariachis... [speaking Spanish]

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Yes!

Perfect!

I'm loving the sombrero!

Is that your husband on the bar?

Is he doing the Mexican hat dance?

- Oh, my God, he is. - Oh, my God.

- I'm ready to go have some fun.

Por favor, margarita.

♪ ♪

- What have you been doing for the last week?

Fill me in.

- Me? No, you start, because you were in New York.

- Okay, so New York was fabulous.

- Yes! We have to here about Delilah.

- Who did she walk for? Because...

- Tommy Hilfiger.

- Nice. Really nice.

- She did the Tommy show.

This is a big thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And, you know, this is the most ironic thing of all.

Gigi...

- Did she do her collection?

- She did her collection.

- Is that crazy? - What are the odds of that?

- Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell you something.

You need to jump on that.

- I was so proud.

I just... I mean, Harry and I were just...

I mean, tears streaming down our face

when she was walking.

So proud.

- I have to get a glass of water.

I'm feeling a little barfy, not so good.

- Let's get somebody

to bring us over maybe some water.

- What the hell did I ever do to Montezuma

to have this kind of revenge

placed upon my shoulders?

- What do you think Kyle will do?

Do you think she'll say something to Lisa tonight?

- I don't know.

I would be very upset

if somebody was saying that kind of crap.

You don't know 1,000%

that what either of them are saying is correct,

but Rinna just gets too radical

and makes these bold statements,

and I think you've got to be more responsible

with what you say, especially when

you put it out there and people are talking

and people start to know.

You can't say, you know, somebody's near death.

I mean, I'd be pissed too.

- Well, you know, I had a vitamin drip.

- Oh, you had the vitamin drip.

And you had it with Eden, yes?

And how was it?

- Well, she's complicated.

I think the whole Kyle-and-Kim thing

is bringing up a lot of stuff for her.

- Right now, I don't see Kim as the problem.

I see Kyle as the problem.

- The problem like in what way?

- Just behavior.

You're not nice, you have an attitude,

and you speak for your sister.

- She feels like Kyle is disrespecting her

or is talking down to her.

But she's got a real problem.

- I mean, I think she sees herself in Kyle.

- I think you need to talk to Kyle.

- Me? - Yeah.

- Why? - Why?

- I think you guys need

to sort out the Eden issue.

- With Kyle? - Yes.

- Why? - Why? Is something going on?

- Yes. - What happened?

- Oh, God, what did I do?

What did I do now?

- Eden, you know, has inserted herself

in Kim and Kyle's relationship,

and now she's kind of

inserted you in there too.

- What? How am I getting dragged into this?

I'm trying to understand.

- You need to talk to Kyle.

- F...

- I'm not gonna deliver this message.

I... you need to talk to the source.

- Should I grab her?

- Well, I don't know.

What's being said about Kim,

what's being said about Kyle,

these things have real impact,

and it needs to be cleared up right away

between the two of them.

- Okay, I need to chat with Kyle.

- Kyle? - Kyle.

I'm gonna chat with her right now.

Kyle?

I hate to do this at... at Mauricio's,

but Erika said I need to talk to you about Eden,

and I have no idea what's going on.

To be honest, I have no idea whatsoever.

So can we talk?

- Well, that solved my problem.

Now I don't have to pretend anymore.

- I told her she needed to talk to you.

- I really don't know, Kyle. What happened?

- Oh, she's speaking to her right now.

- A lot of things have been coming back to me

through Eden.

- Right.

- Eden's gone and had conversations

with almost everybody in our group

from the second she walked in,

and it's always about my sister and our relationship.

So I find out that...

she said some things that you said

that were really, really upsetting.

- Like what?

- Did you or did you not say that my sister

is close to death

and that she is not 100% sober

and that I'm an enabler?

[tense music]

- What the hell?

What the f...? I can't remember this.

I am in shock.

I can't say yes to this, because I don't remember it.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I will not f... ing take it.

I'm sorry. I won't take it.

- Shut the f... up.

♪ ♪

- Did you or did you not say

that my sister is close to death

and that she is not 100% sober

and that I'm an enabler?

♪ ♪

- What is your opinion on the Kim Richards stuff?

- Like, yeah, you're sober, but that's not the issue here.

- I would say she's probably mostly sober right now.

To me, they're this close to Kim dying.

- Wow.

- And Kyle's her enabler.

I mean, I will say that.

I do not ever remember saying that.

- That's what's being said.

- Eden came to me and said you said

Kim is close to death.

- And that my sister is, you know, not sober.

- She's an enabler. - And that I'm an enabler.

And that we all know that she's, like, close to death.

- All I can say to you is, I had a very deep conversation

with Eden about Eden and about you and...

- Were those things said about Kim?

- I really don't think I said that, but I... I mean...

- Lisa, you would remember

if you said Kim's close to death.

- How did she arrive here? - What did you say?

- I said I do not want to talk about this.

I do not want to have this conversation.

She wanted to try and fix my relationship with Kim.

- Every conversation that has come back to me

has been the same exact thing.

- It seems to me like there's a great case

of selective memory going on.

- This is Eden.

I'm sorry; I'm not gonna take this.

- Her whole feeling is that

because of how she lost her sister,

she feels like it's her responsibility

to not let anything slide by.

- Oh, my God!

She's been doing great.

These kind of things being put out there

can actually take someone from being on a good track

to a bad track... - I understand that.

- When somebody is a fragile person.

- What did she say to you about Kim?

She told me she went off on Kim to you.

- About Kim. - About Kim.

- She did.

- Kim, she's a bitch.

And why are all these women afraid to tell her?

It's like, "Let's just keep it quiet and calm."

Well, guess what?

I did that to my sister, and she's dead.

- Okay, so maybe Eden needs to own her...

- If you're saying you didn't say it,

then where did she get that information from?

- She's coming up with it herself

that night at game night.

- I mean, am I supposed to keep a journal

of my life with my sister and tell everybody

about what I've gone through and what I've done?

- This is a stranger.

- This is where I'm not okay.

- This is, like, the biggest game of Telephone ever.

Everyone in this group, at one time or another,

"doesn't remember."

- This is f... ing bullsh..., if you ask me.

I am not gonna allow Eden Sassoon to twist

what I have done.

I have tried to be so careful

with how I use my words.

- Careful with how you use your words?

You stood there, and you said,

"Oh, let's talk about your arrest."

That's not careful, and I came to you.

- You played dirty.

- I never said a word about it.

- Well, let's talk about your arrest.

Why don't we do that?

- I said... - Okay, you're right about that.

- That's a low blow.

- I did say that, Lisa. And you're right, yes.

You are right, absolutely.

But I am not gonna allow Eden to twist this around.

- Well, then you talk to Eden when you get back.

- That's not fair. I've been open.

I've shared with her the stories of what have...

You know, what's gone on with me.

- But you don't think, in that moment,

maybe you said those things that she said?

Because that seems really weird

that she would have such a strong opinion...

- Well, I mean, if I did say it...

- Plucked out of the f... ing air.

- You know, I didn't say it in a hateful, mean way

if it was said.

- First you're saying you didn't say it.

Now you're saying if you did say it,

you didn't mean it in a hurtful way.

You either said it or you didn't, okay?

Let's get that part straight.

- So you were saying 1,000% that you did not say

Kim is close to death.

- You know what?

- You would know if you said that, Lisa.

[women arguing]

- Obviously, someone heard somebody say it like that,

so if I did say that, it might have been

in another context.

- There's no other context of saying Kim's close to death.

- I don't know.

- Lisa...

[dramatic music]

Come on. Now's your big moment.

Remember how you "own it, own it"?

This is your chance. "Own it!"

- I said maybe, if anything.

I can't yes or no in that moment,

because whatever my intent was was not bad.

It wasn't bad, you guys,

and what she's doing is not right.

- Rinna you're lying or Eden's lying.

- It's Eden. She's projecting it onto me.

I will not f... ing take it.

I'm sorry; I won't take it.

- Tell her to shut the f... up.

- Well, from now on, I'm gonna tell her more

than to shut the f... up.

It's not right.

- I've known Lisa Rinna a long time,

and it's been a struggle

navigating through our friendship

because of her issues with Kim and Kim's issues with her.

So I really would love to give her the benefit of the doubt,

but just because of all the things

that have been said in the past, I'm struggling with that.

- You see why Kyle's upset.

- She wants your loyalty.

- You should have more loyalty to Kim and Kyle

than you do to Eden.

- I don't have loyalty to Eden. I hardly know her.

- But you're still taking her into your confidence,

and you're still having

a personal conversation about Kim, no?

- I feel really sad about it now,

to be honest with you, Kyle, and I'm sorry.

- You don't have to be trapped in a corner.

- I'm... - By the way, I am too, so...

- Really literally in a corner.

- I want you to know that I love you

and I have your back

and I really tried to extricate myself

from this situation.

- She f... ed you.

- She f... ed me, big-time.

In the ass, right like that.

- I'm getting a margarita.

- I'm sorry.

I'm not letting somebody come in and do this bullsh...

When I get back to Beverly Hills,

I need to have a chat with Eden.

I let her in too quickly.

I got too close too soon.

- For some reason, with you, I go deep with real quick.

- I honor that you feel safe with me.

- It's really refreshing.

Now it's a big f... ing mess.

- I hate this sh... so much.

I hate this sh... I hate this sh...

I hate it. You hear me?

- I honestly... I never heard her say

she's close to death, ever, ever.

- Not to you. - Well, I know.

But I'm saying I never heard that.

- Rinna does say things and then regrets it.

I think she says something, then regrets it

and maybe doesn't remember what she said,

and I don't know.

Time will tell, won't it?

- I think Lisa Vanderpump absolutely wants it to be true.

It's a little opportunistic on Lisa Vanderpump's part.

She just seems too excited about the whole thing.

- Where's Lisa Rinna going?

- I don't know.

- I want to go home.

I want to go home.

[lively band music]

♪ ♪

- Lisa, I need to make sure

you're not gonna, like, dive in the pool or something.

- [laughs]

- You're not gonna try and end it, are you?

- No.

- Lisa...

- Dorit, I can't do it.

I just want to go home.

I want to be with my family.

[tearfully] I just want to be with my family.

I want to... - I know.

- Dorit, I just had

the biggest moment with my daughter.

It was so beautiful.

She... I can't do this. I can't deal with this.

I've been down this road.

I just can't go there anymore.

Eileen, I just want to go home.

[crying] I just want to go home.

I want to go home.

Eileen, I can't do it.

I want to go home.

- Coming up...

- How many times have you fallen asleep

whilst waiting for her to peel that big underwear off?

[people talking at once]

[thunder rumbling]

- I don't want to do this. F...

I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.

Please take the knife out of my back,

because it's not okay with me.

What did I do?

I did not know any of this was going on.

I just feel so blindsided.

[crying] And now I have to f... ing deal with this.

And I never cry. F... you.

I never cry. I hate to cry.

- Oh, honey.

- I hate to cry!

- Cry. - God damn it.

I'm f... ing so mad at Eden Sassoon right now.

Why did she say this to me?

Why did she say any of it to me?

It's not okay!

My life is too good for this f... ing bullsh...

[lively band music]

♪ ♪

- How about this?

- Hey, Rinna didn't really

own any of it, did she?

- No, she... - She didn't, right?

- No, she did not.

- Somebody's not being honest,

and it could be the same person

that was f... ing lying last year, right?

- Was anybody saying, "Hey, it's okay"?

You know, "We love you. We trust you." No.

None of it.

I mean, how about coming up to me

and saying, "Lisa, I heard this.

It doesn't sound like you, or did you really do it?"

How about just that?

I feel completely ambushed.

It shouldn't have happened like that.

Why?

- Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle,

they are kind of jumping on a wagon, I think,

that they shouldn't be on quite yet.

They're not letting Lisa Rinna tell her side of the story.

Sorry. I'm just not feeling very well.

- Okay. - It's not getting any better.

- I'll go with you. Do you mind?

- No, no, no.

- There's no reason for me to be here anymore.

So I'll take you back.

You guys, I'm gonna take Eileen back.

She's feeling sick. - Are you ill, babe?

- She's gonna... feels like she's gonna throw up.

- What?

- I've just been ill all night long,

trying to, like, be okay, but I'm not.

- Okay. - So I'm gonna take her back.

'Cause I don't feel so good myself.

I'm sorry, Kyle.

- Thank you for coming.

- Are you sick?

Like what? You throwing up? - Sorry you both are feeling

so badly. - Have you been crying?

- Yeah. [laughs]

- I'll see you guys later.

- Okay.

- Oh, God.

- Why is Rinna crying?

- Um, can we get a car?

- I'll be back. Hold on.

I have a lot of compassion for people.

I'm not going to ignore someone who's in pain,

anyone who's crying.

I don't want to see anyone cry.

- Is Eileen really not well,

or does she just want to get Rinna out of there?

- I can't tell.

I can't really tell, to be honest.

- Rinna does have rage-and-regret syndrome.

Clearly. She has this anger.

And then when she sees the reaction,

she regrets it.

You can't do that in life.

- You okay? - I'm not.

I'm not okay.

- Lisa was saying she's taking Eileen back,

but it looks like Eileen's really taking Rinna back.

- I know, right?

I feel ill, Kyle. Take me home.

- My life is just too good.

I just can't... I can't be with another sick person.

Ugh!

- I certainly hope that she hasn't said these things,

but it's very easy

to not remember everything that you've said.

- What's going on? - Nothing.

Rinna and Eileen left.

- Why?

- Rinna was crying, and Eileen didn't feel well.

I don't know. I feel bad.

We got into a whole conversation.

- What happened? - So she asked me.

And then we got into a whole conversation.

Then she ended up crying.

- Can I have you just one second?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So listen. I'm gonna go back.

- Okay.

- 'Cause Rinna was crying kind of hard.

I'm just gonna run back to the house.

If you need me, I'm on the phone.

- Okay. We'll see you soon.

We'll come back.

I know that she's crying.

And I feel bad Eileen... - Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go check on Lisa Rinna.

I'm gonna go back to the house.

I'm gonna make sure Eileen's not vomiting

or whatever.

See you guys later. - Okay.

- I love the event. - Thank you.

- I had fun and... - Thank you.

- Yeah, it's really good. - I'll see you guys at home.

- Okay. - Bye.

- I love having a party

and people are getting sick and crying.

- I'm gonna go put my PJs on. - Okay.

- I mean, of course I don't want to have a party

and have people leave like that.

But, hey, if you said those things,

you said them.

[light knocking at door]

- Lisa. - Yeah.

- You okay? - Hi.

- Come on.

- I don't know if I'm okay or good, but...

Yeah.

Um...

- I just don't like to see you crying,

and I've never seen you cry like that.

And I know that you feel hung out to dry.

Whatever happened, however it happen,

you've got to tell facts only,

because this sh... is ugly.

The words "near death," "enabler,"

these words are big words.

- They're big words.

- If they came out, you've got to say.

- Well, I... - Do you know what I'm saying?

You have... Babe, you have to tell her.

- And if I did, if I did it,

I will cop to it.

I just don't know if I said those words.

- Those are big words.

Come on, now. Please.

- I don't know if I said those words.

I really don't.

- Lisa Rinna tends to own up to her sh...,

so maybe she doesn't know, or maybe she's overwhelmed.

I bet you she'll get around to owning it.

Lisa, I'm begging you to just tell the facts.

Okay, babe, please.

- Well, I want to tell the facts,

but I can't tell the facts

if I don't know the facts 100%.

- You don't... You really don't remember

if you said it?

- I swear.

- Mauricio, amazing party.

- That was fun, huh?

- Congrats, man.

- Thank you. You guys ready?

- Yeah, let's go. - Let's go.

- Hey, I've got a great idea.

I've never done it before.

I've never been asked. I've never thought about it.

Tonight we should do wife swapping.

[laughter]

- Yeah, but who's the unlucky f...

Who ends up with you?

- Did you just say that?

Who's the unlucky f... That ends up with me?

And you're my... [laughing]

- I really love Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd.

But I don't think that my love goes that deep.

- How many times have you fallen asleep

whilst waiting for her to peel that big underwear off?

[laughter] - Never.

[people talking at once] - Hey, Lisa!

- And you're gonna see how big they are.

- [laughs]

- Ken, remember that time

you thought Lisa's knickers were a bedspread?

- There they are. They're that big.

That big, okay?

- I cannot believe Lisa Vanderpump's knickers.

Can you believe this? [laughs]

- You know what you should do?

You could take your knickers

and make them into a pillowcase.

- Or drapes.

- I'm sure Ken wants to wife-swap right now.

- Lisa? - Yeah.

- See you in a minute. - I'll be in my room

on all fours, barking like a dog.

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- It's sad, Mom.

It's really overwhelming to me.

And all they saw was me trying to cause trouble.

- Do you know what, it's not your life. Zip it.

[light Latin guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

- Hola. [speaking in Spanish]

- [laughs]

- And can I have an orange juice?

- I love the way she says "verdad."

- Do I sound fluent? - Amazing.

- Excuse me. [speaking in Spanish]

Can I have orange juice?

- [laughs]

[phone rings]

- Hello?

- Hi, baby. How are you?

- Hi, darling.

- We had a little bit of an issue last night

that I did not expect.

- Uh-oh. - Yeah.

I walked in to something that I had no clue,

and I just need your sage advice,

because it really took me off guard, and...

- What happened?

- Uh, evidently,

Eden Sassoon, she went to Lisa Vanderpump's house

and said that I have been saying awful things about Kim and Kyle

and something about that I said Kim was near death and that...

- Well, you've never said that to me.

And... and you've said just about everything to me.

I don't remember you ever saying something like

Kim was near death.

I mean, you have said that she was an addict.

Now, is that the only thing you said about Kyle?

- And that she was an enabler.

Now it's all been dumped on me, and I don't think it's right,

and I am not gonna allow it.

And I was in tears last night.

- After all that's gone down, Kim needs to figure out

how she's gonna deal with her stuff herself.

And as far as Kyle goes, if she wants to recognize

what element of enabling she brings to the situation,

that's her thing to recognize it or not.

- Well, the thing that's so interesting is,

it's Eden that's calling her an enabler right now.

And Eden's trying to put it onto me,

and I go, "That's not okay. I'm not taking this on.

It's f... ing bullsh...," is what I said, basically.

- Okay, well, then that's what it is,

and don't take it on.

Don't get drawn into that. - Okay.

- Go get a suntan or something.

- Harry has the best, most sage advice.

He talks me off the cliff.

Life is too short.

Let it go, and you move on.

I love talking to you.

You just put me right at ease.

I'm like, "Oh, thank God."

- Love you, baby.

- I love you so much. - Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[knocking at door]

- [shrieks]

Oh, Mom.

I love you.

- Oh, that feels good.

I love you too.

- I'm making you Calm Plus Calcium.

You had your calcium today?

- No, nor have I had my calm.

- And then I have poke bowls.

Have you had a poke bowl?

- I just did, in Columbus, Ohio.

- When did you get back?

Were you here for Cat's birthday?

- I was here. I was here.

- Go sit down. I'll make you your calm.

- Do I get my calm? - Yeah.

- At least we're drinking this and not what we used to.

Cheers. - Cheers, baby girl.

- My mom and I have not always been close.

My mom was an alcoholic.

When she started to get sober is when I started to drink.

And she was sober until my sister died

January 1, 2002.

All these things are happening in my life,

and Cat keeps coming up and coming up and coming up.

And I'm like, "I need to talk to my mom."

It wasn't until we both grew up and got sober

four years ago

where we could really develop this relationship

and friendship and bond that we have as two women.

Remember when she did "Tuff Turf"?

- That was with James... Jimmy Spader

and Robert Downey Jr.,

and they were always at the house.

- But do you remember the female actresses?

- Kim Richards.

- She's recently come back in my life,

and the minute we sort of saw each other,

it was really an overwhelming moment.

- Nice to see you. - Hi, hi.

- Thank you. Aw.

- I see these two women, Kim and Kyle,

and when I see them or I'm around them,

it's almost like I see Cat and Eden.

- You were little girls, you know?

And these are grown women, so it's a whole different...

You're in a different space.

I'm not saying don't get involved or participate,

but it's not your life.

- It's sad, Mom.

Like, I'm not a troublemaker.

Like, I really just think I saw this

and I saw a lot of us,

and it was Cat and everything that happened,

and it was really overwhelming to me.

And all they saw was me trying to cause trouble

and to get involved in something that I don't know.

- You, my dear, are powerless over other people's lives.

So we can share it, but you can't change it, okay?

- Okay.

- Some people don't want to...

They don't want to interact that way,

and it's just the way they choose to live their lives.

And that's okay, because you know what?

It's not your life.

- I guess that's what's so hard...

- So many times, I say certain things

about my kids or their spouses or relationships or whatever

and I have to go, "Okay, this is not my life."

- [sighs] - "Zip it."

- Why does it, like, get me so deep?

- 'Cause you're your father's daughter.

[laughs]

You are one passionate cookie.

- She's right.

She's telling me all the things I already know.

I just can't get out of my own way to see it.

I love you.

- I love you too, sweetheart.

Little baby girl. Can I have a hug?

- You'll give me the hugs I'd like.

You have to be open and receptive to me

or allow me in to change with you.

When someone doesn't want that, like Kim and Kyle,

then I need to realize I am powerless.

Let it go. Stop.

- Okay, we can do this again but not too often,

See? See? [laughs]

- Let go.

- Coming up...

- Vanderpump couldn't be happier that I'm...

- That's the strangest thing right there.

- She wants, more than anything,

for me to go down, bam.

[fast-paced Latin guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Let's call Peggy.

[phone line rings]

- Hi. - Hi, Peggy.

How are my babies?

- You want to say hi to Mama?

- Hello, Mama.

- Mommy's right here, Jag.

Mommy's right here.

- Mama!

- Peggy, just tell him that...

Tell him we'll be back tomorrow.

- Dorit, please don't start crying.

- Peggy, what are you doing to my wife?

- That's why I didn't want to tell her he said, "Mama."

Please, Dorit, don't cry.

They are okay.

They are splendid children. They are clean.

They don't have no poo-poo in their pan-pan.

And we fed them, and they are good.

- To be away from my kids,

it's painful; it hurts.

- Okay. - Love you.

- Love you, Mr. PK.

- Love you, darling. Bye.

- It's like someone's sticking their hand inside my chest,

squeezing my heart, and not letting go.

- They're in such good hands.

[upbeat music]

- Hi, guys. - Hi, darling.

- Good morning. - You're okay.

I thought you looked a bit emotional down there.

- Oh, just having a chat.

I called the kids.

- Oh, that'll do it.

- Jag was just, "Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama."

- That's good, though, right? "Mama, Mama, Mama"?

- Oh, yeah.

- Well, where's Rinna and Eileen?

'Cause I want to say good-bye to everybody.

- Is Eileen feeling any better?

- Yes, she is.

She hadn't eaten, so she wasn't feeling her best.

She feels much better today.

- Good morning.

- Oh, you look pretty. - Hi, darling.

Are you going now, then?

- Going where?

- On the boat. - Yes, we're going on the boat.

- So I'm leaving now too. - You're leaving?

- Yeah. - That's so depressing.

Why do you have to go?

- 'Cause I'm going to Washington.

I'm going to speak at Congress

to stop the Yulin dog meat festival in China,

where they cruelly and barbarically torture dogs.

- Stop Yulin forever.

Crowd: Stop Yulin forever!

- I've shed so many tears over it.

You have no idea.

But we need to make it political,

put the pressure on China, and that's what we're doing.

I'm going to get my things together, okay?

And then I'll come out,

so don't go before I go, right?

And I think that's gonna be a lot easier to deal with

than Rinna and Kyle on the boat together all day.

So adios, amigos.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Morning, Lisa. How are you?

- Good to see you.

- You too.

- Hi. - How are you?

Good morning. Did you sleep okay?

- I did, actually, believe it or not.

- I didn't.

- I don't know how I did.

- I didn't.

I'm feeling uncomfortable

because of what happened last night with Lisa Rinna.

But I also feel bad that she left in tears.

Okay, so we're going on the catamaran.

How long are we going for?

- 3 hours, 3 1/2 hours.

- Even though it was uncomfortable last night,

I feel better that at least it was talked about.

You know, holding it in

would have been a lot worse for me.

- You guys off? - Yeah.

- Well, we're off.

Thank you so much for coming down

and for supporting us.

I hope you had a good time.

- Have a good trip back, you guys.

- It'll be better. - I know it will be.

- You'll learn something from it.

- I will... I've learned a lot already from it.

I... I will make it better.

I don't tell Lisa Vanderpump to mind her own business,

because she's not gonna mind her own business.

That's not what she does.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This is where I belong: back of the bus.

♪ ♪

- Look, an iguana! - Where?

- Look, right there! He's massive!

- Oh, yeah. - Right there!

"Jurassic Park"!

- You are a good iguana spotter, Erika.

- I'm a really... When we go to safari,

I'm a really good spotter.

I can spot all kinds of sh...

- Can you spot snakes?

- It's my specialty.

- Snakes in the grass?

- My specialty.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- It's not a catamaran; it's like a yacht.

♪ ♪

- This is beautiful.

- Hola. Cómo estás? - Muy bien.

- This is what, really, Mexico is about...

You know, swimming, sun, fun, laughs,

a margarita or two.

- Whoo!

- Welcome aboard. - Hola. Thank you.

- Thanks. - Very nice.

- Margarita.

If anyone needs a drink, it's me.

- You're gonna be fine, honey.

- Thank you. I know.

- Stop letting random strangers give you advice.

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

[laughs]

- What a gorgeous day.

Look how lucky we are on this beautiful boat

on this beautiful place.

- Kenny and Lisa missed out today.

- They did miss out. - I know.

- What a great trip.

- Yeah, you've excelled yourself, Mo.

- I feel like I have a hangover, but I don't.

You know that feeling?

- Yeah, when the emotions run that high,

it really takes a toll on your body.

- I feel like I have an emotional hangover.

The worst, most emotional part of this

is not feeling seen or heard

and not really understanding where it all came from.

And Vanderpump couldn't be happier that I...

- That's the strangest thing, right there.

That, I don't understand.

- Yes, you do.

- That, I don't... Okay, you're right; I do.

- Of course you understand it.

It's because I called her out.

Why did you come after me at your house

and say, "Bring Kyle into this.

Why didn't you bring Kyle into this?"

- No, no, no, no, Lisa.

- Don't deflect. Why did you say that?

- That is not true.

- And so now she wants, more than anything,

for me to go down, bam.

- To say that everything you say all the time is just...

- Is just wrong and a lie.

Well, I'm sorry.

- Yeah, that's not cool.

- Rinna, you're lying or Eden's lying.

- It's Eden. She's projecting it onto me.

I will not f... ing take it.

I'm sorry. I won't take it.

Oh, she was so gleeful last night.

She was having an orgasm in her pink dress.

[laughs]

She was like, "Oh, Rinna's going down. Yes!"

She loved every minute of it.

- Coming up...

- There's a shark. - [screams]

- [laughs]

- [screams]

- Put the pedal to the metal!

Let's get out of here.

[playful music]

- Eileen and Lisa, they isolate themselves.

- Very much a twosome.

- Know what I mean?

- They have a bond.

- You know, if you want to ingratiate yourself

to people, you don't necessarily go

and sit in the furthest point of the boat, the two of you.

Do you know what I mean?

- They are very close.

- They're a package deal.

- They're not a package deal.

I wouldn't say that. They're individuals.

But you know what? They do have a bond.

And I can respect that, and I understand that.

- Yeah. - It doesn't bother me at all.

Why does PK care if Rinna and Eileen

are chatting at one side of the boat?

I mean, they are friends.

It...

I don't see this as some great conspiracy.

All right, let's go. in front. - Yeah?

- Yeah, come on. - Okay.

- I'm gonna go eat something.

Hi!

Gorgeous, right?

- Yeah, it's amazing.

- Hi, baby!

- I'm coming to ruin your privacy.

- Look at this. Is this not heaven?

- Are you in a good place?

Are you in a better place than you were last night?

- Please tell me the word is "yes."

- I am. Yes, for sure.

Are you kidding?

I'm sorry; I'm in the moment.

I am actually living in the moment...

Right here, right now... Which is wonderful.

- Okay. - It's beautiful.

- You recover well, yeah?

- That's really nice of you to say, PK.

Thank you.

- I think it's a good characteristic.

- Oh, that's so nice.

- Let's go swimming. Is it time?

- What about the sharks?

- Sharks?

Aren't you more concerned about the company you keep

than f... ing sharks?

- I'm more concerned about the women than the sharks.

- Right. F... the sharks.

Let's go jump.

- I just want to have fun, for God sakes.

- [screams]

- Is it cold? - It's great, Eileen.

- I want to put last night behind us.

- There's a shark. - [screams]

- [laughs]

- And, you know, somebody could push me off.

Absolutely.

But I'm gonna jump before I allow that to happen.

[screams]

- Wow, good girl.

- Oh, my God. - [screams]

- Now.

- Dorit and I don't care.

We have nothing to prove.

We don't want to waste our margaritas.

Why would we waste our margarita?

Idiots. [laughs]

- Dorit, I'll get you a Birkin if you jump.

- A Birkin?

- Now you've just upped the stakes.

- Want to lose those diamonds when you jump?

- That offer's expiring in a minute.

- Say "Birkin" in just about any situation,

and you're probably gonna get me

to do just about anything.

[laughs]

Please tell the children that I love them very much.

[shrieks]

- Baby, you're awesome.

- And that is how you get a Birkin.

- Whoo! - Yes!

- She did it! - You did it!

- Proud of you. [applause]

- Thank you, Erika, by the way.

- Hello, Lisa. - Hello.

Any music?

- If you put on "Painkillr," I'll get on the table.

- Here we go, girls.

["Painkillr" playing]

- [shrieks] Okay, wait a second.

- ♪ Leaning on you ♪

♪ Pushing me deeper, striking... ♪

- Oh, my God.

Oh... my... God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- ♪ Striking me down ♪

♪ When all I had was love ♪

♪ Like a painkiller ♪

♪ Killer, killer, killer, killer ♪

♪ Painkiller ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Like a painkiller ♪

- Yes, bitch! I knew you had it in you.

See, I knew you wanted to.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Kyle, you're next.

- Rinna, all is forgiven after that.

- How many f... s do I give? Zero!

How many? Zero!

What? Zero!

F... you. Zero, zero, zero!

[laughs]

- Bravo! Bravissimo!

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- This is not that hard.

You guys can manage your high heels.

- How would Harry Hamlin know what it's like

to walk in heels down a driveway?

- You look beautiful.

- Now, I love an award.

This is probably my first one I've ever gotten.

[laughter]

And it's probably gonna be my last.

- The little drug scene, that's all...

Everything's all clear?

- Everything's clear. - And what do they use for that?

- Baby laxative.

- Snorting a baby laxative?

- Yeah. - [laughs]

- What can you cook?

- Me? I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

- Ooh. - A cheese sandwich?

A grilled cheese? - Yeah, what I'm good at, man.

The worst meal I've ever made?

F..., every meal. [laughs]

- Lisa Rinna said that she's not sure if you're sober,

that you're close to death, and your family knows it.

I know.

- When I talked to Vanderpump...

- Why would you go to Vanderpump?

- [sighs]

- Do not go behind my back and talk about me

with these other women

and then expect me to be there for you.

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