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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Isn't this insane?

- If he's gonna sell this, I think he's gonna make

a sh... load of money.

- What?

- Do you want to be on my show? - F... yeah,

I want to be on your show! Are you serious?

- I am, yes. - Oh, my God!

- I've worked so hard to be where I am and who I am today,

and then I see this and, I'm like,

"She could be struggling."

My sister didn't see the light,

and everyone tried to make it okay.

Is Kyle doing that for Kim?

And in one day, they're gone?

- I'm starting to worry and go back through those first mother

instincts again, and all the sudden,

I'm like, ugh, like, ooh. - Oh, of course.

- Do you feel like you're holding onto this in your mind

and it's physically taking effect upon you, you know?

- No, no, no. - [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it where it belongs.

♪ ♪

- I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you: don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled the world,

you can speak in any accent you want.

♪ ♪

- I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.

♪ ♪

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Hello, Glenn.

- Hello.

- Can you believe this place?

- Unbelievable

- Every year, everyone's always asking me,

"When's the white party?

You know, I got my outfit already."

- You look beautiful, darling.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Ahh!

Now how do we get out? - We don't.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. - Okay, that's fun.

- The old Camille I knew would be in there.

- And this year, I decided to throw them a little curveball.

Sorry, it's a "Great Gatsby" party.

Is this all gonna be cleared out by tomorrow?

- Definitely not. - What do you mean,

"definitely not"? - Of course it is.

Of course it is. - All of this equipment

and everything? - Yeah.

- We chose "The Great Gatsby" theme,

because the Malibu property feels so grand,

and we thought, you know, the 1920s, it's all about excess

with the alcohol and the money flowing, right?

Wasn't it?

- I'm nervous that people are gonna gather around here

and not realize that the party's out there.

- Well, but they're not gonna think it's here.

- You know how people are.

- I want people to walk down that red carpet

into this gorgeous home and out to that amazing view...

that they may not see if it's nighttime.

So tomorrow's supposed be a high of 74 and low of 68.

That's not bad, right?

- Not horrible, but I'm glad that we have these heaters.

- No, for sure, 'cause being cold could really kill

a party vibe.

- On top of the bars, we're gonna do an absinthe station

that is so beautiful. - A what station?

- Absinthe.

- What's absinthe?

- Absinthe is what they used to drink in the '20s

that they are convinced made people hallucinate.

- The last thing I need are people hallucinating.

I mean, half this crowd is crazy enough as it is.

[upbeat music]

[line trilling]

- Hello. - Hello.

- You miss me? - Yeah.

I miss you squeezing my breasts

and trying to kiss me all the time.

- [laughs]

- Okay, so are you enjoying your vacation?

- I am. I'm having a great time.

- Tomorrow is the party.

You have to be here.

- Are you gonna beg?

- I mean, I'm not above begging.

- I have been working my socks off.

Well, if I wore them, I'd be working them off.

- Anyway, I'm gonna expect you here.

I'm just gonna say that.

- And I need just a few days reprieve with my husband,

so I'm not coming back for any party, even Kyle's.

- Listen, there's gonna be, like, 300 people here,

but I want you here.

- Well, you can't have exactly what you want, so stop it.

- You could fly in, come to the party,

and then fly back out.

I know Lisa Vanderpump like the back of my hand.

She loves to make an entrance.

She'll be here.

- I'm in France.

- You are not in France.

[laughter]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm pre-heating the oven to 350.

♪ ♪

- Okay, pie number one is about to be made.

- What else can I do? - The pies.

Help me get the corn starch out of there.

And I need a roller... rolling pin.

Do we have a rolling pin somewhere?

- I don't know if we have a rolling pin.

Shoot. I swear I don't...

- I need some flour. Where's the flour?

- I don't think we have flour.

- This is a disaster.

- No, it's not a disaster.

- [groans]

- Lorena, you come check...

I'll run down to Bakkos' and see if they have

a rolling pin, 'cause I don't think we have one.

Oh, we do.

Oh, see, I knew Lorena would find it.

This is Lorena's kitchen more than mine.

But we don't have any flour.

- No flour? - No.

This is everybody's kitchen more than mine.

Whoo! - I put it in the garage.

- You had it in the garage?

- Yeah, I totally forgot it was there.

- Yay, Lorena.

I'm just a visitor in that kitchen really,

but I know where my pills are.

[laughs]

[upbeat jazzy music]

Can I help you?

Harry Hamlin is a master pie maker.

So these are the wild blueberries?

One summer, Cindy Crawford and Harry

had a little bit of a pie-off...

Ooh, that's gonna be pretty.

Cindy's rhubarb pie, Harry's blueberry pie,

and then they finally just let each other own their piedom.

[laughs]

- Ahh.

Okay, there's pie number one.

Good job, Lisa.

- Thank you, Harry. - All right.

Let's go outside and see what else we've got out there.

- I am pooped.

That cooking is tough. Whew.

[upbeat music]

Barbecue time.

♪ ♪

Should I put the chips and salsa up there?

- Yeah, we're gonna hang that up there first.

- Okay, that's what I thought.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

- Don't try this at home.

- [laughs]

So cute.

Perfect.

When Kyle had a barbecue, she had it catered.

- You said barbecue. I said casual.

- I know. Well, you know what?

I had on jeans, and I wasn't feeling it,

so I had to change.

I'm actually not barbecuing any food either.

- Erika's barbecue was more of a festival of butts and penises.

[laughs]

Oh, my God. There's, like, men with their shirts off.

- Oh. See, I fit right in.

- But when I throw a barbecue...

perfect.

It is a real barbecue.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, beautiful. - Hello.

- Oh... hi. - Hi.

Don't let me get anything on you. You're in all white.

- Welcome. Mwah! Mwah! Welcome.

- Oh, hi, baby.

This is for the two of you.

Because of you, you actually... you make me a stronger

woman, and you make me want what you have as far as family.

I'm a single mom. - Ohh.

- Aww. - And so...

So that's a bottle of love? - It's a bottle of love.

- It's... I was gonna bring my chlorophyll and water

to fill it... [laughs]

- Or aloe water. - You put in anything you want.

- I love that. - It's your bottle of love.

- Thank you.

It's a sweet gesture, but I don't know what the f... it is.

- Oh, it's fabulous. - You're so sweet.

I don't even think you can re-gift a love bottle, can you?

Eden... I mean, Dorit.

Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. I'm Dorit.

- I called you Eden. What's wrong with me?

- It's okay. - Hello.

- I don't know who to hug first. I'll go for you, baby.

- Harry Hamlin. There you go. That's a girl.

- Hi. How are you? Nice to meet you.

- So nice to meet you, Harry. I'm Dorit.

Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Dorit, yeah.

- Sexiest man alive?

I'm going right in, baby.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Ahh!

- Richards in tennis shoes.

- Welcome. Hi.

- How are you? - Nice to see you.

Do you guys want to see what the real barbecue looks like?

Come on down.

- By the way, you're like, "It's a barbecue,

not like yours, Kyle."

Just gonna say, those are pretending to be flats

when they're actually heels.

That is a set table with beautiful flowers and crystal,

and... bartenders.

I was trying to barbecue shame you.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Camille, welcome. - Hi.

- I'm so glad you guys are here.

- It really has a great feeling here, doesn't it?

- It does.

- It's actually very similar... - To Vanderpump's.

- Vanderpump's view, yeah. - That's what I was thinking.

- It is similar to Vanderpump's view.

- Hers is just that way.

Vanderpump, ahoy.

Do you ever spy on her?

You know what? You could.

Do you have any binoculars?

- Miss Erika. - Hi, Erika.

- Hi, beautiful. - Hello.

- I'm here for Harry Hamlin's meat.

- Okay. - Hi, honey.

Nice to see you.

I'm excited to taste Harry's meat,

because Lisa Rinna keeps raving about it.

But thanks for having us over.

It's all I hear.

"Harry's meat, Harry's meat."

- Hi, girls.

- Look at this body. - Oh, you look so cute.

- I'm so over this.

Thanks for making me feel bad.

- Sorry, they were dying to meet you.

- Thanks for... oh, please.

- They're like, "We want to meet Erika Jayne."

- So gorgeous. - Amelia Gray.

- Hi. - Hi, honey.

- And this is their friend Andrew.

Hey, Erika. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you, baby. - And Delilah Belle.

- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi, gorgeous.

- I am obsessed with Erika Jayne.

- She is so fabulous.

- So cool.

- I'm following you all on social media.

- Really? - Don't think I'm stalking.

But I am.

- Now I'm starstriking.

Is that a word? Yeah.

- Starstriking? - Starstriking.

Makes sense.

Yeah, I'm starstruck.

- [laughs]

- What's going on?

'Cause last time I spoke to you,

you were really worked up

about what happened at PK's party.

- And there was this connection that Kim and I had

at game night.

- Mm. - And then at your party,

she couldn't get down the stairs,

so I helped her, because that's who I am,

so I should have just let her crawl.

Sorry, I'm gonna just unleash, okay"?

- Hit me, baby.

- She's not nice.

I don't think Kim knows or feels or cares about

what anyone else thinks but herself.

So I've done, like, 100 Pilates classes, and I'm fine.

- Yeah? - I'm kidding.

- Oh. - [laughs]

- I'm like, "Really? Wow.

Maybe I should think about Pilates."

Eden has a tendency to be a little bit too aggressive.

You can be who you want to be,

but at times it's almost like

she's trying to say something for effect,

like she enjoys the shock value.

You know, I think Rinna was kind of expecting that, you know,

you might bring some... help bring some peace

to their relationship. - Peace, yeah.

- And, you know, I didn't see Kim

behaving that way towards you.

- She wasn't, like, throwing her water on me

or tripping me or pulling my hair

or doing things that people would be like,

"What's going on?"

She just wasn't kind.

Kim's behavior at PK's birthday was really closed off,

and she didn't listen to a word I had to say.

She didn't care.

And as an addict, that's a red flag.

- Kyle's a friend of mine as well,

and I just don't want conversations to be, like,

we're having them behind her back, right?

- Right, I think it's...

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Who was just really abrasive towards me.

- Oh, the dog's pooping right now.

Good timing. [laughter]

[upbeat music]

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- Lisa, can I help you?

I'm terrible, but I can try.

- I think we're good at the moment.

- Come on down.

- This is really pretty over here.

- Thank you. - How many years have you...

I know that... I mean, I've been here, but...

- 30 years. - You lived here first.

- This is 30 years. - Amazing.

- You know what, Eden? I really like you.

Kyle's a friend of mine as well.

And I just don't want conversations to be, like,

we're having them behind her back, right?

- Right. I still stand in everything that I said.

- Yep... - And I'm okay with it.

- Well, do you think that you should talk to Kyle about it

and maybe chat to her?

I definitely have learned my lesson

after the incident with Erika

and the no panties.

It doesn't serve you any purpose to have any conversations

behind anyone's back.

- When the moment arises, I think...

I'm pretty good at jumping in.

And I don't want you or anyone else to fill uncomfortable.

- Which this haircut... it's kind of Tom Brady's.

- It's the Tom Brady cut. - It's that Tom Brady...

- '90s. It's the '90s. - '90s.

I like it up.

How do we get it to stay up like that?

- Like, spray.

- It is like Tom Brady's. [laughs]

- It's the new thing.

- Eileen. Hi.

- Oh, my God. What up, guys?

Welcome.

- Hi, darling. - Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. - Hi.

- I hate to... to dash out. - I know.

I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.

Sorry, girls, I need to dash. Lisa, I'm so sorry.

- Where are you going? - It's a hi-bye.

- It's my son's preschool new parent orientation.

- Oh, of course.

- Believe me, I wouldn't dash.

I never do, but I have to do it.

Bye, guys. Bye. Have fun.

- Bye. Have fun.

- Is Kim coming?

- I don't think she was invited.

- Aww.

- By the way, I had the nicest conversation

with her at Dorit's.

- It seemed so natural, and you guys were talking,

and all of a sudden, I went, "Oh, my God.

Kim and Eileen are talking." - Yeah.

- I think with my grandson coming...

- Well, it's like your maternal instincts are, like,

clicking in all over again.

They're in, like, uber-drive.

- And I didn't foresee that coming.

- Yeah, it was nice. I mean, I think it's the first

time I've had just, like, a really nice,

normal conversation with her.

- That's so nice.

- I just... I don't like icky energy between people.

It's really hard. - Of course not. It's the worst.

- You know?

- Well, now that you bring that up...

- Oh, sorry. What?

- Uh-oh, is there something... - Not icky energy,

but Dorit and I were just talking,

we went to dinner the other night,

and I just want to share my...

I just want to share my feelings.

This is between Kim and I, but I'm sharing it with you

out of respect.

At Dorit's party, something changed between her and I.

She just wasn't nice. - At the party?

- I think maybe you're reading into things

with a magnifying glass or something.

I feel like it's Groundhog's Day with Eden Sassoon

every flippin' time I see this woman.

I... I mean, what did she say or do at the party?

Did I miss something? - No.

It wasn't... it wasn't that she went out of her way

to say or do anything.

It's that every time I was there, she sort of cut me off,

or she was sort of rude.

She was just really, like, abrasive towards me.

- Can I get you another drink?

- I just don't... I don't know.

I mean, I didn't... I didn't see anything.

- I think it's one thing for Eden to share her feelings

with Kyle in a one-on-one setting,

but for Eden to come into my home and get into an intimate

conversation that doesn't need to be shared

with anybody but Kyle, no.

Eat a hot dog and go home and deal with it tomorrow, you know?

- You know, I don't... I don't... Oh, the dog's pooping right now.

[laughter]

Good timing. - Oh, Lola.

- That's how Lola feels about this.

- I'm so embarrassed.

- I don't know what you guys have been talking about,

but Lola just gave her two cents on it.

- I think Lola and I share the same feelings

regarding Eden right now.

Lola's Team Kyle.

Lola's right.

This is bullsh...

- That is the best thing ever.

- I think you're really reading into things too much.

I thought everything was fine. That's why I'm kind of like,

"Why does this keep getting brought up again and again?"

- I just see what I see in front of me.

- I don't really know what to do with that, to be honest.

I think it's just injecting yourself in something

that you don't know anything about.

I didn't see my sister having an interaction with you really.

- That's fine, and you don't have to do anything,

and you can take it however you want, to be honest.

- I don't know what Eden is trying to accomplish.

I've been to places where I wasn't treated kindly.

But I never said anything.

She should just try to, like, be chill with the whole thing.

You know, you can't expect too much from Kim or from Kyle

or from anyone.

You know, you may greet them with a certain energy

or with a certain openness, but you can't expect that back.

- Right.

- Lisa, I know you're not cooking.

Where are you going?

- I'm always in this position.

I'm sitting around with people talking about my sister.

And she didn't do anything, and maybe she felt defensive.

- I'm uncomfortable talking this much about Kim

without her present. - That's what I'm saying.

- It happens too much.

- Excuse me, I'm gonna get something to drink.

- Me too. - Excuse me.

- I mean, I have a drink, but...

- Yes, but I want get something... I want food.

- You know, I'm not upset with you for having your feelings.

We're all entitled to our feelings.

Just like I can feel a little, like, whoa, you know.

- Of course, of course.

I completely understand.

- I think if you had met Kim and you were on a stranded beach

together, you guys would probably get along great.

I would love for her to have, you know, great sober friends

that she could go and laugh with.

- Ideally, yes.

- We all need support systems, right?

- Yes.

- Oh, you're gonna do one of those long, awkward hugs.

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- Eden comes in for a hug like this.

You know, it's like this, the hug.

Mmm.

And they go on and on...

And on.

- Grab a burger. Grab some corn.

- Now, this is a real barbecue.

- This is a real barbecue, baby.

- Walk on down here and grab some steak.

Here, come on down.

♪ ♪

You like it how?

- However you make it is how I like it.

Thanks, Harry.

- Who else needs food?

- We do not wait on ceremony.

You eat right away.

- Harry, you did a great job.

- Ahh, well, welcome to the...

- Thank you, Harry. - Yay.

- This is Harry's meat abbondanza.

- Harry's meats are pretty good.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not disappointed,

Lisa Rinna. [laughs]

- This is not going to help me look good

in my "Great Gatsby" outfit Friday.

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

It's gonna be a lot. Wait till you see the house.

- You know, I went to Kris Jenner's.

- I was there too. We were both there

at "The Great Gatsby."

- You're not wearing the same thing, are you?

- Yes, I am motherf... er.

I am wearing the same thing, you bitch.

- Kris Jenner's out of town.

She won't be able to make it, so you can wear the dress...

- Okay, good. - You wore to her party.

- So she won't know. - Here comes the blueberry pie.

[upbeat music]

- I make this in Canada, because up there,

they have the wild blueberries,

but you can't get the wild blueberries here, except frozen.

- Oh, you made this? - Yeah, Harry made this pie.

- You made this pie?

- Listen, Tom's not making a pie.

- I can't do any of this.

- What is it that Harry Hamlin cannot do?

He bakes pies.

He makes tri-tip.

And he can act his ass off.

I mean, the man can do it all.

I love you, and it's not a secret.

- Thank you for dinner. - I love your husband.

Thank you, Harry. - Oh, and you too, Lisa.

- Coming up...

- I'm not used to being mean to you.

- Well, get it on, girl.

- Everyone else is. - Get it on.

- Everyone else is being mean to you.

I'm not being mean to you.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Come on. Where's this trainer?

I'm getting nervous now.

- Why are you getting nervous now?

- Just of what everyone's been saying about her.

She's like a machine.

She's definitely a machine.

- Grr.

- Let me tell you thing things that I definitely

would like to work on.

I definitely want to work on my stomach.

- Me too. - Because that is the one area

particularly after... - After you have babies.

- Yeah, it's all soft and jiggly.

I want to work on my arms. - Okay.

- 'Cause I love when it's, like, a little bit of definition.

- Tummy in and thigh out. We do that...

- Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like, I want to...

- She'll make us do squats. - But I don't want to do squats.

- She'll make us do squats, and I can't do them.

I'm terrible at them.

- Having a good body is more important in Beverly Hills

than it is in New York City.

I'm weak.

Every single part of my body is weak.

I mean, it's cold half the year, so you're always layering

scarves and big jackets, and it's just easier

to get away with it.

[doorbell rings]

- Is that our trainer?

- Oh, are we allowed to be eating before we train?

- Yeah. - Andrea, we're coming.

- Okay.

Hey, sweetie. - Hi, Andrea.

- Hey, are you ready? - Oh, my goodness.

We found this new trainer, Andrea.

- Wow, you are fit.

- My husband used her once and said, "Dorit, she's perfect.

She's great. She's gonna get you motivated."

Let me see. Go on. - Are you serious?

- Yeah, give it up.

Whoo. You've had a child?

- I've had a child, so it's doable.

- Okay. - Okay?

- So not picking up my shirt right now.

[laughter]

- Are we ready? Here's what we're gonna do.

It's sort of like Frankensteins,

and you're just gonna bring 'em up.

- Oh, this already hurts.

- Me and me old lady.

- Ow.

It's, like, I want that toned body...

- Yeah. - But I don't really want

to work for it.

I've always sort of dipped in and out of working out.

You know, a good few days, committed,

and the second I stop, for whatever reason,

it's, like, I just can't get back there.

- Squeeze your derriere. Good.

- I feel like we're doing synchronized swimming lessons.

- We look like the Rockettes. - I know.

- Squeeze that buttock at the top.

- How is it even with a stretch you manage to hurt us?

- Three... - Ooh.

- Good.

Give me 20.

- [breathing rapidly] - Nine, eight, seven....

And come up.

And row back again.

- [gasps]

I want to be able to look good.

I love to dress.

- Six...

- Can't you count any faster, Andrea?

And sometimes you have a bigger variety of fashion

if you can fit into more things.

- Can we have a cocktail?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- God help me.

This is the part where I go right down in flames.

♪ ♪

I'm here to see Eileen Davidson and Sheila Guthrie.

There's a real trick to auditioning.

You know, it's kind of like a technique.

You know, some people are great auditioners.

Other people, mm, not so much.

And where am I going from here? - Go up to the second floor.

- Second floor. Okay got it.

I'm going to rely on what I know from the stage,

which is enter boldly.

If you f... up, keep going.

Smile.

Smile, and pray.

[laughs]

Poor Eileen.

She has no idea what she's done to herself.

- Yeah, so perfect. - [laughs]

- Hi. - How are you?

- And there she is. - Hi.

- Hello. - This is Erika Girardi.

- Hey. Hi, sweetie.

- Hi, honey. How are you? - How are you?

- Good. How are you doing? - Oh, my God.

I'm crawling out of my skin. - This is Sheila.

- Hi, I'm Sheila. - I'm Erika.

- Hi, pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you.

Thank you. - Such a pleasure.

So what we are going to do is put it on tape.

- And they're gonna show that to the writers.

- Yes. - Eileen.

- And then the writers are gonna have a better idea...

- I am scared to death right now.

I couldn't tell you how many auditions I've been on,

because it's been, like, 100 years ago.

I've done some acting in the past,

but that was, like, as a kid.

I thought I could just leave the paintings up,

'cause the other things were still the same.

I just hope I don't embarrass Eileen, truthfully.

- So I think this is brilliant, though, because that way,

they'll know what you can do.

- Oh, God. - You know?

And this is a scene that I shot six weeks ago.

- So you already know this.

- Well, no, because once I set it, I totally forgot it.

- Forgot it, because you needed more space for the next stuff.

- I just... pthew, pthew!

- So tell me, how does something like this go?

- You just have to worry about relating to me.

- But I'm not used to being mean to you.

- Well, get it on, girl.

- Everyone else is. - Get it on.

- Everyone else is being mean to you.

I'm not being mean to you.

I don't want to be mean to Eileen.

- Your turn.

You never know what's gonna happen

once the cameras are rolling.

A lot of people choke.

- All right, so what... you're gonna hear a little beep.

- Okay. - Remember to breathe.

Okay, here we go.

[camera beeps]

- Listen, I have been pulling strings and setting traps for

years, and I won't be ashamed of protecting my daughter.

- Even if it hurts your relationship with her

and with Jack?

- What? Jack and I are fine.

- One of the best things an actor can do is listen,

because then you're supposed to react to what you're getting.

So if you're not listening, then you can't react honestly

to what somebody's giving you.

Boom.

That's an acting tip, people.

- Instead of focusing on my life,

why don't you actually get one of your own?

Good. - I have no idea what happened.

- That was good. That was good. - Okay.

- Now, I was thinking if you could almost own

your point of view.

It's just a power thing, and you have it.

And you'll hear a beep.

[camera beeps]

- I've been pulling strings and setting traps for years,

and I'm not gonna be ashamed of helping my daughter.

- Even if it hurts your relationship with her

and with Jack?

- Jack and I are fine.

- She's really able to take the direction in,

make the adjustments you need,

and then spit out that different character.

Honey, you two aren't fine.

Instead of focusing on Summer's marriage,

you should be focusing on your own.

- Yeah, well, instead of focusing on my life,

why don't you actually get one of your own?

I am so nervous.

This is so crazy. - That was awesome.

- This is so crazy.

- I have to tell you...

- I'm telling you, she's a natural.

- You absolutely... - [laughs]

I'm not one of those performers that, like,

nails it on the audition,

but I think that they, you know,

kind of know what I'm all about

and will hopefully be kind to me.

I'm having a meltdown. - You were awesome.

- I can stand in front of, like, a whole bunch of people

naked right now. - I know.

- [laughs]

- Coming up...

[upbeat jazzy music]

- You're kind of hyper. - [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- I locked myself out of my jewelry,

so these are my options.

This could be a little bit... I don't know... too much.

Then I thought something like this.

- Yeah, I don't like those as much, actually.

- And then these.

These are from Lady Gaga.

- I think those are cool. - Even though this is gold?

- But it matches your necklace.

- I feel like the 1920s was just all about money and glamour.

I could wear something like this.

- Ooh. - It was, like, you know,

flash and diamonds furs

and pearls and cigarettes and alcohol.

I mean, everybody looked like they were having a blast.

- I don't know, or do you like the ones I just have on?

Or not really?

It's a very big decision, girls.

- I'm scared.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I look like a condom.

[laughs] Don't I?

- I will pay you $100 to go to the party like that.

- $100? - Come on.

- Please.

To put my costume together for the Gatsby party,

I got the wig from Y&R Hair Department.

Oh, my God. This is awesome hair.

- Oh, it's so good.

- And I got my dress from "Days of our Lives."

- Yes.

- I love being on TV.

It comes in handy for costume parties.

♪ ♪

- [laughs] Oh, God. You're gonna be molting.

- Mauricio.

- Si, mi amorcita?

- We need to go. I'm getting worried.

Where is everybody? - I am so ready.

- Let's get out of here.

- I know, but where are our friends?

- Oh, they're not here yet?

- That's what I'm saying. - [groans] Not good.

- Well, what are we gonna do?

It's gonna take us an hour to get there.

[horn honks]

- You look so handsome. - They're here.

- So fun, baby.

Hello.

- Oh, my God. - Hello.

- Look how gorgeous you look. - Ohh!

- Oh, my God. You look amazing. Mwah!

Oh, my God. This is, like, next level.

You look so gorgeous.

I'm living for this.

- Really? - Yes.

Bye, Portia. Love you.

Sophia, Hailey, let's go.

- You need an extra 15 minutes just to say your good-byes.

- Jennifer, Mike...

- Jennifer, Mike, Tommy, Kim, get in the van.

- Come on, guys. Let's go.

- Please tell me we have some champagne

in this nice bus you've got. - We do. We do.

[upbeat music]

Eden's coming. - Is she?

- That was a really awkward moment the other day.

Oh, you left. - I didn't hear about it.

- Well, I saw you guys talking. - Right.

- So she came up after, and she said that at PK's party,

Kim was rude to her. - Right.

- I started out really liking her, but now I'm, like,

nobody asked you.

You know, it's just... it's weird.

- So your name came in when she had said,

"Kyle's her sister, and Kyle enables her."

I said to her... - Who's accusing you

of being an enabler?

Both: Eden.

- She doesn't know sh...

- I know. That's what I'm saying.

- That's not true.

- Can you please enable me and pour some champagne?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Shall we? - Yes, we shall.

- How pretty.

Wow.

This is one of the most beautiful properties

I have ever seen.

- [gasps] - Gorgeous.

Both: Ahh.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This is so fun. - I know. Yay.

- Hi, girls. - Hello.

- Hi, honey. - Gorgeous.

- You're gorgeous. - Thank you.

- Look at you. Wow. - Ooh.

Both: Mwah!

- Hell, Miss Thing.

- Oh, my gosh.

You look gorgeous.

- Oh, my God. I love this wig.

Everybody with wigs.

- Hi. - Hi. Hey, how are you?

Gangster Moll is my character for the Gatsby party.

- Oh, my God. Look at this. - Unbelievable.

- Thank you.

Short Harlow wig, plunging, fierce.

The best.

Duh.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- You guys, do you want to come get a picture

in front of the car?

- Oh, my God, Kyle.

- Everybody get in front of the car.

Can you get all of us?

- I'm on this side.

All right.

♪ ♪

- Okay, guys, let's go in.

- Let's do it.

- Oh, there's people already here.

- Your legs look amazing. Did I already say that?

I've got to say it again. - You know, it's just the dress.

I'm like... - No, it isn't.

- Pilates. There you go.

That f... ing Pilates class. [laughter]

- There's Kyle.

- Well, hello. - Hi.

- Oh, my God.

- Hi. - I didn't even recognize

everybody over there.

- Hi, gorgeous. - How are you?

- Good to see you.

- Hello, bronze goddess.

- Hi. How are you?

I want to get to know Eden.

You look good with dark hair. - Thank you.

- But does every time have to be a therapy session?

If Eden comes up to me one time at my party,

I'm gonna start charging her per session.

It's gonna be $200 an hour, babe.

Okay, a couple things. - Okay.

- Music, what happened? Is that...

- Yeah, they're turning it on right now.

- Okay. - Blake, can you turn it louder?

- I hope people are dressed warm.

- Do you want me to get pashminas?

- Well, how? How are we gonna get them.

- Just go run up to Walmart or something and...

- There's a Walmart near here?

You're lying. Sh...

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What did you say?

- How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm a little stressed right now.

I can't... we're trying... having a problem with the heaters.

And...

- Hi.

- We're trying to get all these heaters on.

Thank you. You look beautiful. - Thank you.

- Having a problem getting all the heaters on.

I didn't realize it was gonna be this cold.

Supposed to be 80 degrees. - I thought it was a big lamp.

- No.

I am a perfectionist.

And I do get stressed when I have a party.

What can I say?

I don't like where the DJ booth has been set up.

The heaters aren't working.

I can't see the ice sculpture.

That is really upsetting.

If there was a full moon, we could see the ocean.

But there's, like, the smallest sliver that I've ever seen.

Like, I can't control the moon, Kim.

- [laughs]

Maybe we can light it up somehow.

- That's what I want to... can't we light up the damn ocean?

- May I?

- Sure.

- Um...

- Coming up...

- [laughs] - Look at you two.

You're almost like the two muppets on the balcony,

but glamorous, you two.

- That's weird.

- [laughs]

- May I? - Sure.

- Um...

I look at the two of you, and I feel like it's me and my sister,

and so I get emotional.

- Augh, stop.

- And it really has nothing to do... you guys are the most

incredible people.

- I just told this woman I need her to back off

and let me get to know her

and not put her nose where it doesn't belong.

And now here nose is right up in my face at my party.

- And in my head, I just look at you, and I'm like...

It's like the Cat in Eden's story, and it's not.

I look at Kim, and I look at Kyle,

and I see my relationship with my sister in both of them.

I want to create a space for a healing.

- It felt like you were concerned about

my sister's behavior.

I mean... - My behavior?

- And just to be clear,

I am not an enabler. - No.

- Kyle doesn't want to deal with any of Kim's issues.

I think that it's easier just to, like, "Ooh,

"let's leave this alone, and when something comes up,

let's just try to smooth it over."

And so by doing that, you just enable Kim's behavior.

- Just because I don't announce to the world what's going on.

- Or nobody sees how she doesn't enable me.

Nobody gets the phone calls like I got over the years.

- I don't share that.

I'm the first one to think, "Oh, my God,"

when something's going on with my sister.

She's been really great.

And I'm not gonna have somebody mess around with that.

- [gasps] They're talking.

- I want to know what they're saying.

- Well, you could go over there and sit with them.

- No, that's okay.

- Kyle is so stressed out.

It's a soup can telephone. Hello.

- Yeah. - And it gets into this whole

thing, and I'm like, "Don't want to go there."

- Yeah, yeah. - You know?

- What I'm hearing is that you're judging me.

- I did judge you.

- You're not supposed to judge.

You're not supposed to have expectations.

These are things in recovery that we know.

- Yes, and I'm not saying I'm perfect.

- You were looking for trouble, and I just...

I didn't want to be around that.

- I want to tell Kim and Kyle, "I'm here. I care."

I've lost my sister to this disease.

I'm a recovering alcoholic.

But they don't want to know that I care.

- I just need you to back away from me a little bit. I just...

- Wow, if I had someone like me to talk to Cat and I

before she died, could it have saved her life?

Maybe.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- You know what Harry said? - What?

- Since we've known you, it's been so exciting

just to watch your rise... - I know. It's true.

- And your success. - You're so sweet.

- No, it's true. He was talking about it

the other day, and he said, "Watch,

ten years, Mauricio is a billionaire.

- Oh, my God. - Ten years.

- You're the best. - And can I just fly on your

plane when you have one? - Yeah.

- Yes, every time.

- Your two planes. You're gonna have two.

- Every time. One for you.

- Look at you two. You're almost like the two

muppets on the balcony, but glamorous, you two.

- That's weird.

- He's talking about old men that are that are puppets.

- It's a double act. It's genius.

- Oh, God. - I love it.

- Oh, please.

- I think that when you said, "Why are you attacking Rinna?"

You put her on the defense, honestly.

- When I hear you attack,

there's just something deeper here.

- You did jump in and use the word "attack,"

which I felt was really not the right choice of words.

You know, you weren't there. You didn't know.

- You felt defensive after she said that.

- I did. I just thought, "Wow.

You don't know."

Negative things bring negative consequences.

And Lisa and Eden are gonna make their own mistakes.

I don't want to get in their way.

- I mean, I don't understand why all these conversations

are happening. It feels gossipy.

- You should ask your friends then.

- Did they ask you? - Yeah.

- Who asked you? - Who?

- All of them ask me how I feel, and I tell them.

- Who asked you?

- I'm not the only one talking about this.

Lisa Rinna brought up all of her feelings

about Kim and Kyle to me.

- I would say she's probably mostly sober right now.

Kyle's her enabler.

- And where's Lisa Rinna now?

[laughter]

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

- What? - I knew you'd be here.

- What are you doing here?

- I was in the neighborhood.

- I'm so glad I have it on record that I said you will be

here, and you'll make an entrance.

- You know I wouldn't miss a party of yours.

- Aww.

- Kyle Richards' party. How could I let her down?

I'm here, 'cause that's what friends do.

Don't you forget it, Richards.

- Hello.

Lisa, oh, you look gorgeous.

Mwah!

- Sorry I missed your barbecue, darling.

- No, you're not, and I'm not sorry you weren't there either.

- Oh, I didn't recognize you.

Look at you.

I didn't recognize you. How are you?

- I love this illusion on you.

- Thank you. - You look quite regal.

- Well, you know, it has been said before.

- There you go. - Don't try and steal

that crown.

- What crown? Is there one up here?

- It's there somewhere. - Thank you.

Just kidding. How are you?

- I'm good. Thank you.

So you're looking gorgeous.

- Thank you, obviously.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- Oh, Cheyenne.

Hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson.

- So nice to see you. - Mwah!

- Hi, Lisa Rinna. How are you? - Hi.

We've met too. - We have.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- Cheyenne's in the... Our scripted show.

- Shut up.

- How lucky are we to get him?

- Oh, you are so lucky.

This man is genius. - Oh, you are so sweet.

- Everyone dies over him. They die.

- I did. I did.

- I know. I get it. I get it.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Are you being a little bit nicer to my wife now?

- Am I nice to your... - A little bit warmer.

- Yes, of course. - Less cold.

- Well, I'm a cold fish.

But once you get to know me, I'm very warm.

But I'm kind of a...

- You're kind of a what? - ...

- Did you really say that? - Yeah.

I say it quite proudly.

- Well, I wouldn't like to agree with you, because...

- But you do.

- Calling you a... I would never do that...

- It's okay. - 'Cause I don't use that word.

- Well, you can now.

I wear it like a badge of honor. - Really?

- Yeah. - You're a cold bitch.

- Yeah, a little bit. - Until when?

- But you know what? Until I get... until I trust you,

and then I'm warm. It's all good.

You know, I'm a cautious person, so I'm always gonna be cautious

of anyone. Will I ever completely trust

anyone 100%? Probably not.

- Do you trust us yet? - [laughs]

- Well, you I'm not so sure about.

This one's easier. - [laughs]

- Coming up...

- We started off on the right foot, okay?

And I'm happy about that. - Me too.

- But my other foot will kick you in the ass

if you come after my girl Kyle.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- I just want to do the Charleston.

And...

♪ ♪

- You're kind of hyper.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- I can't dance... - You're out of your mind.

I'm gonna get a drink. - So am I.

- I'm going away tomorrow.

- You are? - I am.

- Nice. Where are you going, girl?

- Bet you want to know.

- And a hot guy?

- I am.

- Yay. - Yeah.

I'm so happy for you. - Yeah, it's good.

- And you'll come back, and you'll have...

- And you'll want to know all about it.

- Yes, 'cause I can't seem to find a guy here.

This is a dry well.

I have to move back to New York or something.

I did tell Eden that this is the happiest I've seen you,

and you're in such a great place.

- Thank you. - And that she feels for you.

I think that you guys can be good friends at one point.

Maybe. - What's... yeah, I mean...

- I think so. I mean... - I don't have any...

- Look at you and Brandi, right?

- Yeah, jeez. - God.

You guys started off rough.

- We're all trailer park compared to you.

- No, you're the only on in here like that.

- All right, all right, at least I don't do crystal meth

in the bathroom all night long, bitch.

- I seriously doubt Eden and I will ever be friends

like Brandi and I.

- Hello, darling. - My... ahh!

- Mwah!

- Hello. - Hello.

- Mrs. Richards, what are you doing?

- Oh, my God. - You didn't recognize me.

- [laughs] - It's okay.

- I love how no one recognizes.

- Hello.

- Hi. - You like warm porta potties?

- I can't wait.

I love a warm porta potty.

- Did somebody say "porta potty?"

- Yeah. - I'm not real big on the

porta potties.

- [singing the "Charleston"]

- I don't trust 'em.

I don't like 'em.

It's not usually a pleasant experience.

- Look at my body in this outfit; it's good.

- You look amazing. - Right?

- It's good. It's good. It's liquid gold.

- Okay, so your body in that outfit too.

Come on. We don't go to a porta potty?

- But we are. [laughter]

- Okay, Charleston up those stairs, Eileen.

- I'm going in, baby.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Tell me, what's going on?

'Cause, you know, let me just step all over you and say

I kind of feel a little protective of you.

- Thank you. - 'Cause I root for you.

- Thank you. I appreciate you. - And that's all.

You know, you and Kyle have been through a lot.

It's kind of hard when new people kind of insert themselves

in your sh...

- At the end of the day, you have to know this.

Everybody's in your corner.

- Yeah.

- And you need to know that.

- Like, I feel like Eileen and I would be really good friends

if she would just call a spade a spade.

And if sometimes she would mind her own business.

♪ ♪

- Hey, go get me a drink, darling.

- What do you think I work for you?

- Go get me a drink, darling.

I'd do the same for you.

- Honey... what do you want?

- Whatever you come back with.

- PK, just surprise her.

Thank you, PK.

Oh, Vanderpump.

- Why are you so...

- I'm trying to snap out of it. I'm trying to get myself...

- What are you trying to snap out of?

What are you worried about? - You know..

- What's going on?

- It goes back to the game night when I interrupted Kim

yelling at Lisa.

- Why does that got anything to do with you?

- Well, I think that Kim got a little upset and offended,

and then of course Kyle being her sister

manages the situation.

- But she's been a really supportive sister.

But, like, when you say, "Oh, she's enabling Kim,"

she's not at all, and I said that to you at my house.

She's not.

Read my lips, sweetie.

If you're gonna come to me and talk negatively

about my friend Kyle, I'm not gonna listen.

I don't know that this is your business.

I'm really... I'm telling you that.

I mean... - No, I...

- Maybe you've got a different perception or a different

perspective than any of us because of what you've been

though, and I understand that.

- I think... - But let me tell you

from my point of view, okay?

Like, we started off on the right foot.

- Yes. - Okay?

And I'm happy about that. - Me too.

- But my other foot will kick you in the ass

if you come after my girl Kyle.

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- We're in Mejico.

- I want a margarita.

[together] Wow.

- Look at the ocean.

[rock music]

- Ahh!

- Oh, sh... - Oh, no.

- Oh, sh... Oh, sh... Is she okay?

- I'm nervous for Delilah. - I know.

- It's a big deal. - I mean, is this her first

walk, 'cause I know she's been... - Yes.

- It is? - It's her very first walk.

- I'm in a show with Gigi.

- Rinna said to me that Kim is on the path to destruction.

- Rinna said she doesn't believe that your sister is truly sober

and that she is near death, and that's...

- What?

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