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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Five, six! Five, six, seven, eight!

- Got some shows coming up... Denver, Vegas, and Greece.

What I'm really most excited about

is this new video "Expensive."

- Here we go.

- ♪ Don't give a f... ♪

- Yes!

Breast exam?

- Masturbating?

- Sex? - Is it sex?

- Yay, you did it! - Whoo!

[all cheering]

- We actually can get along and have fun and play games.

- For some reason, with you, I... I go deep with real quick.

- I honor that you feel safe with me.

- We have a lot in common.

- You came after me all last year.

- You know what? The truth is the truth.

- Excuse me. - The truth is the truth.

- I'm talking right now. - Let's talk about your arrest.

- Lisa, come on.

Low blow.

- We, as sober women, like, lead by example,

and when I hear you attack,

there's just something deeper here.

[upbeat music]

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it where it belongs.

♪ ♪

- I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you: don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled the world,

you can speak in any accent you want.

♪ ♪

- I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ms. Laia, you ready? Come on, snap out of it.

- I know.

- Come on, now. - Sort of.

- Today's a good day.

- Are you excited? - Yeah, I just have...

You know, tired. - I feel you.

♪ ♪

- All right, we're gonna have to hurry, honey.

I gotta be there at 7:00. You gonna have to hit the gas.

♪ ♪

"Expensive," the video, it is over the top,

signature Erika Jayne.

"It's expensive to be me.

Looking this good don't come for free."

That's definitely true.

♪ ♪

How are the girls looking in there?

- To die for.

- Those sets are ridiculously good.

- Next level. - I'm so excited.

People are usually offended by my videos,

and I think I just won an award for that.

- Does that feel comfortable?

- Bitch, whatever.

- [laughs]

- Guys, here we go.

- Roll camera, please.

- All right, I'm ready.

- Gorgeous.

And some... someone's calling.

- ♪ My kitty's like a python, tick-ticking like a time bomb ♪

♪ Limited edition, gotta buy it with no try on ♪

As long as I like the music I'm creating,

then I will be passionate about the videos as well.

I really don't care when people are offended.

I mean, you know, being offended,

what a waste of time.

I mean, who cares?

Go be offended at your own life.

- Action, pillows!

Oh, yeah, girls!

Whoo, yes, I love it!

- ♪ It's expensive to be me ♪

- Yes, it's to die for, oh!

Having so much fun!

We're so rich, we just can't take it!

Yes, give it to me, girls!

And cut!

Boom.

- Oh, my God, it's so exciting.

It's like cotton candy meets Vegas

meets Miami meets...

- We're giving you pillows. - That's great.

- Everything we wanted it to be. - Dream realized and more.

Erika, that was great. Girls, fantastic.

That's a wrap, thank you!

[cheers and applause]

So fun.

- Hi! - [laughs]

How are you? How are you?

- You look so gorgeous. That was so fabulous.

- Come with me, and I'll show you the lilac.

- Oh, look at this. - It's so '80s.

- You can entrance and exit these sets.

- Oh, you can, lookit! - So you can actually...

have all kinds of, like, moments.

- Don't you just, like, wanna do, like, some moves

and, like, go there?

- You know she's dying.

- I gave Erika a part on my show,

so I'm thinking that maybe she should give me a part

in one of her music videos, people.

- She's ready to get up here and just go.

- Erika, jazz hands!

[upbeat music]

- Jagger, who do you want to get the fries?

- Mama. - Mama.

Good talking, Jagger.

- Hi, baby. - Hi, Papa.

- What's going on? What's he want?

What do you want, mine? - Yeah.

- You don't know why. Now, do you want it?

Oh. - He's so our child.

Can you come with me and I'll change?

- Do it by yourself... Oh, now look!

- I gotta get ready. - All right, running late.

♪ ♪

- Let me get my dress, and I want to show you.

- Okay, show it to me.

- You know this whole Erika panty thing.

- Erika, sorry, Kyle needs some underwear.

- I don't have any. - Oh, oh!

- What am I supposed to say? "Close your legs, darling.

I don't like the view"? I didn't mind the view.

- Eileen said to me last night...

She's trying to come in and defend Erika.

- She said what? - She said, "Stop talking."

- You talk too much.

- To you? Swear to me.

- I swear to you. - Ugh.

- Oh, my God. - Really?

- I swear to you. - You should...

- I know... - You know what

you should've done? - The thing is...

- You should've said, "Darling, I'm calling over

a broomstick; you're going home."

I mean, honestly. Telling you you talk too much.

- The thing is, PK... - I mean, you do talk too much.

- Tell me. I can hear you. 'Cause I'm gonna change.

Tell me, my darling. - Well, I'm just saying,

you do take a long time to tell a story...

- No, PK! - But I'm just surprised

you didn't close that woman down.

- Ugh, trust me, I tried.

- You know what George would say.

"Eileen, #GetALife."

- When it comes to friends or any part of our lives

that I feel overwhelmed, somehow PK comes out

with three or four words, the perfect thing to say.

- Babe, you look amazing. I love it.

- And it suddenly makes me feel better,

and then I can go conquer the world again.

- You know what you should do is buy Eileen a mixer.

Let's buy Lisa a cuckoo clock.

The only f... ing normal one is Vanderpump.

- Oh, PK. Oh, God, help me.

- Love you, love you. - Thank you. Bye, guys.

- Are you going to Mykonos? Will we not see you for a while?

- Yes, I'm going to Mykonos. I'm gonna give a show.

- Oh, have a great time. - I'll be thinking about you.

- Thank you. See you all later.

- Thank you for letting us come in.

- Of course. - Yeah.

- Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited to go to Mykonos.

You have no idea.

- Bye. - That's just a vision.

- I know. She's so cool.

I wanna dance.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ My kitty's like a python, tick-ticking like a time bomb ♪

[laughter]

- We're such idiots. - I know. We're idiots.

- It's all right. We're actresses.

We'll do anything. - We can't help ourselves.

- I'll do anything for money. You know I will.

[upbeat music]

- Maybe once our kids are older, live out here.

- I don't know. - Well, if you had

an agency out in Malibu, we could.

- Yeah, I don't know.

- Could you live down here? - I think so.

- No. - Where are we going?

- Oh, there's Ken and Lisa. Oh, catch them.

- I think we're lost again.

- This is a dead end, isn't it?

- That... is that it? - Are you lost?

- Yes. - Oh, good, well,

I'm glad I found you, then.

Come, follow me.

♪ ♪

All right, guys. - Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me? - Crazy, huh?

It's almost 17 acres.

You have the pond right here, a tennis court,

and then it's a four-hole golf course.

- My husband went from working as an agent for someone else

to opening his own company five years ago,

and now he's one of the top brokers

in the nation, and I'm very proud to say that.

You know a house is big when there's a tennis court

and you can't even find it.

Some of Mauricio's listings are, you know,

outrageous, crazy listings, like the Playboy Mansion

for $200 million.

That's crazy.

♪ ♪

- Look at that view. - Lovely, gorgeous.

- It's all outside living, isn't it?

Beautiful. - Isn't this insane?

- We're trying to get a helicopter permit,

to bring in your chopper, and you land right here.

Wouldn't that be cool? - As one does.

- There's nothing like bringing in your chopper, is there?

- I hate when I have to land my chopper in my backyard.

- This property is absolutely extraordinary.

If he's gonna sell this, I think he's gonna make

a sh... load of money.

- I mean, I think it could be worth anything.

I think it's one of these properties that

could be worth $120 million. - Yeah.

- I mean, I don't wanna, you know,

decide what it's worth or not.

I don't think we're gonna put a price on it.

I think we're just gonna bring people that can afford it,

and we're gonna let them make offers,

and we'll take it from there. - Right.

- So somebody'll come in here.

They'll just do their own design.

They'll put $6 million, $8 million into design,

furniture, all that stuff,

and they could be living in it in six months.

- I always tell my husband, "I'm not any more happy,

you know, the more money you make."

I was just as happy living in our two-bedroom apartment

with three kids.

I was just worried.

You know when you get that bill and you're so scared,

you don't wanna even open the mailbox?

I don't miss stressing over things like that.

- You guys, watch your step on these things, right?

'Cause they're not, you know.

- Oh, f... me.

- You're not owning this house, Ken.

You're not suing us for the house.

The drawbacks of owning your own company

is, you are your own boss.

That means there's no 9:00 to 5:00.

So then, you know, I'm thinking,

"Oh, wouldn't it be nice if he came home at 6:00

every night on the dot?" That's not gonna happen.

- Closet in there, and then the balconies are great, right?

- Yeah. - Can somebody bring me a tea?

- I know, right?

- But he tells us, you know, this is for our family.

This is for our children.

So I put up with him working really hard

and building his company for the end picture.

- Nice, right? - Beautiful.

- Come on, then. Let's have lunch.

- Are we taking the Bentley, Mom?

- Coming up...

- I would say she's probably mostly sober right now.

- Yeah, you're sober, but that's not the issue here.

- They're this close to Kim dying.

- Wow.

[upbeat music]

- No, I need to put my coat over my hands.

- She's such an LA girl.

How could she be cold on this gorgeous day?

- It's windy. - Hello.

- Ah, beautiful, beautiful.

♪ ♪

- No, it was something else, the property.

It really was amazing.

- Thank you so much. I'm super excited about it.

- Yeah, you should be. - It's amazing.

- Yeah. - You know why you're so good

at what you do? Because you love it so much.

- Do you like this photo I took of you?

- What are you doing, Portie?

- She's taking scary Snapchat pictures of you.

- And you're making me look rather strange, aren't you?

Aren't you, Portie?

Show it to me.

- [laughs]

- Is that me?

I like that. - That's cute.

- When I play with Portia, I just love the interaction

with little girls.

So when I do finally get a grandchild,

I already have my name picked out.

I'm gonna be Nanny Pinky, and Nanny Pinky's

gonna be like the fairy godmother.

I'm going to ruin that little thing.

- You wanna know what Portia would...

Wants to call her yacht if she buys one?

- "Rosé, You Say."

- "Rosé, You Say"?

- She came up with that on her own.

- I like that.

[upbeat music]

- Here you go. Welcome.

- Thank you.

- Hello. - Well, hello!

Mwah.

Let's go in the store. I need some pants.

- Love those... oh, my God, love the lighting bolts!

- Why a lightning bolt?

- Because it's the new... Instead of the heart emoji,

it's the lighting bolt.

That is... I bought the lightning bolt sweatshirt.

- You're so cute.

- The other night was so much fun for me

in so many ways. - Right?

- So many ways. - It was so much fun

for me in so many ways... - Until...

- Until that moment, and then I hear Kim Richards

going around with the other girls, saying,

"Lisa's giving me dirty looks. Lisa's rolling her eyes at me."

I said nice things to her when I got there

about her gra... Being a grandmother,

and I meant it.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

If you thought you couldn't get any closer to your child,

definitely brings you even closer.

- I'm happy for you.

I try to be nice.

- And she just was like...

It was like vomiting, like,

this spitfire fuel.

Like, I'm like, "This is not okay."

- Well, it's not.

- When you lose someone, it's terrible...

- It has nothing to do... - But it's no excuse

for going around and being mean

to Lisa, myself, Yolanda. - Well, it's not why I was mean.

My father was not going through anything when I went after you.

- Is Kyle, like, her... - Kyle just stays quiet.

- She stays out of it. - She stays out of it.

- Okay, okay.

- You came after me, and you never really sincerely

said you were sorry, Lisa. - You never sincerely

said you were sorry to me, Kim. - Excuse me.

- Tries to, at least. - Okay.

- She's very torn.

♪ ♪

- I hear that Rinna was really rude to Kim.

Really rude. - She said something...

You know what? They got into a fight.

They were both arguing. - If I had been there,

I wouldn't have let her say that.

- They were both arguing. - She didn't have a choice.

What was she gonna do, dive across the table

and strangle her? - Well, Rinna would.

- You f... ing understand that?

Don't you ever go after my f... ing husband.

- They don't like each other, period,

and Rinna said, "We don't like each other, Kim."

- That's just aggressive spice there.

- It's terrible.

You know, Kim's going... Trying really hard,

and then somebody says that to her.

- What Lisa Rinna said to Kim, "Let's talk about your arrest,"

was just typical Lisa Rinna: being impulsive

and saying something she shouldn't say

that's going to be unforgivable.

- Lisa Rinna was just inappropriate.

You know that. You know that.

- I can't even hear about the Kim

and Lisa Rinna thing anymore.

I don't wanna think about it.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't want any part of it.

- I think if somebody's flown across the table

and tried to strangle you and then sent a text saying,

"I'm gonna f... you up"...

- [laughs]

- Auntie Lisa has a gutter mouth.

- Oh, sorry. You're right, sorry.

The two sisters have a very complex relationship.

It's been a tumultuous relationship.

We've all seen that.

- You better watch your step.

- No, you better watch yours. - No.

- [yelling] - Stop it!

- You are a liar and sick and an alcoholic!

- You drive around with a cell phone to your ear.

- What are you talking about? You've never even been

in a car with me in years 'cause I don't even

hang out with you, so please.

- I'm so done with you and your f... ing lies.

- I'm sorry you see it that way.

- No, everybody sees it that way.

- But Kyle is very supportive of her sister's sobriety,

end of story, won't hear otherwise.

- I was just like... [gasps]

I mean, well, we told her, "You can't say that.

Don't talk like that. It's not nice."

- I know.

- I have to be honest. Her sister...

For some reason, I had no connection.

- To Kyle? Really?

- This is Kyle. This is Eden.

- Oh, that's so sweet. - Thank you for having me.

- Thank you so much. What can I get you to drink?

- I'm happy you took... - Martini, margarita, wine...

- So I don't drink. - Oh, okay.

- I'm happy with water.

I got no love. I got no... I was like...

I brought a gift. I got... - So she didn't even

pay attention to you? - Which is fine.

- Interesting. - I'm fine, but I'm like,

"You know what?" - Maybe she was just preoccupied

'cause she was hosting the party,

'cause that's so not Kyle.

She would... If you went to her,

she would not be aware that she...

- Well, what if, like, I... What if I asked her

to, like, lunch? - Absolutely.

- Then I might ask her, because it was really,

really strange, and you know I'm big on energy.

I left the house, I said good-bye to both of them,

and she was still... - Really?

- I'm really hoping to connect to Kyle.

I mean, I'm completely fine. I'll be like...

- I think she would be horrified

and go, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry."

So cute, I love those.

- They're a small, but, like, I like them baggy.

Oh, she'll say, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry"?

- That's my feeling.

- There's something there that I wanna figure out,

that I'm gonna figure out.

I will know her.

- [gasps] - Anything looks amazing on you.

- That's cute, isn't it? - Yeah, it's fabulous.

- Oh, my God, this is such a heavy-duty conversation

we're having here.

What is your opinion on the Kim Richards stuff?

You know, like, what do I do with it?

Nothing. - Look, if she were open

and loving and kind and came to you and said,

"You know what? I really...

There's something about you. I wanna talk to you."

Then great, you would. - Of course I would.

- But she's not doing that. - No, when we get together,

all I see is, like... - I felt... I saw it.

- Smoke coming out of her ears, and I'm like, "Okay,

no, I'm not going there." - Like, yeah, you're sober,

but that's not the issue here. - I don't understand it.

I would say she's probably mostly sober right now.

I don't think she's completely. - I almost feel like...

I don't know, can I help... What can I do to help you?

How can I help you, Kim? Like, how can I,

as another sober woman, understanding,

seeing what you... How can I help you?

- You're the only person I think that she would even

let in to discuss it because you come

from a place of understanding and being a sober woman.

- Maybe that's what Kyle was rubbing off on me

because here comes another sober woman who knows there's history

and strong and this and that, and then... I don't know.

There was something. There was something.

- That's interesting. Well, Kyle's her enabler.

I mean, I will say that.

An enabler is someone that continues to support...

Whether it's through love

or financially... Support an addict.

- You know what? I'm more... I am a tough love.

Like, I... the day my sister called me, the day she died,

she was calling, talking, wanting to meet me

for New Year's Eve, and I literally delete.

- See, that's what Kyle's afraid of.

I've got chills all over my body.

She's afraid to turn her back on her sister because of that.

She's afraid she's gonna die.

I know it. You know it.

You know what's going on. You've lived it.

Like, to me, this is what's gonna happen next.

They're this close to Kim dying.

- Wow.

I'm hearing from Rinna that Kim's close to death.

Kyle's an enabler.

This disease impacts the entire family.

Kyle's her sister.

I wanna get to know her. I wanna understand her.

And by doing that, I can then maybe help Kim more,

more than Kyle can.

- She's standing there saying, "Well, I'm sober three months."

- Yeah. - She thinks we're all

attacking her, which we only tried to help her.

I think a lot of the women have voiced that they think

I don't want her to do well.

It's the absolute opposite.

All I've ever tried to do is help her, but it looks like

I'm being a mean f... ing bitch.

Three times is the charm. - The charm, you're right.

- I'm f... ing done.

- Coming up...

- Hold on a second.

- You okay?

- Oh, God, I'm not doing this crying.

- It's okay.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- EJ, time to pack for Mykonos.

- Perfect timing.

♪ ♪

Okay, do we have a plan here?

- Yeah, everything on this rack, everything on this table.

- So what do you... - Okay, let's talk about

costumes, first of all. - Blue!

- I love it. - I think it's gonna be great.

- Amazing, all sparkled out. - Listen, by the time

you get it up onstage and gorgeous,

it's gonna be beautiful.

This is a huge deal because Erika Jayne

is going international.

This is the chance for me to really introduce myself

to all of Europe and, you know, gain some new fans.

- This is a cute little poochie moment.

- The event is Mykonos International Gay Festival.

[laughs] Is that what it is?

Ooh, we definitely have to take this one.

- Yeah, we love the leopard. - Kyle is coming.

She's the only one that can come.

She gave me this in Dubai.

- Aww, well, then we should bring it.

- Never worn. - Give it a moment. Love Kyle.

- Kyle's the most fun. She'll have a margarita with me.

She doesn't take anything too seriously.

She likes to laugh and have fun and smile,

and I'm really into that.

How many trunks are we taking?

- We'll have, like, eight to ten trunks.

- Do we want to actually put these in the box?

- Well, why don't we have the girls and Laia

pack that up later?

Like, manual labor's not...

- Our thing. - Not our gig.

- It's a big deal. - We're gonna smash it.

Always, honey.

[upbeat music]

- I'm coming, sorry. I'm just raising my car, sir.

Is that spot there for me? - Yeah.

- Yeah, you have to raise it when you pull in

so that the bottom doesn't scratch.

- Yeah, you do.

- Oh, now if I could only get out of my car properly.

- It's so LA of me, but I want a glass.

- A glass? Absolutely.

- Thank you.

Hi, pretty girls. - Ooh, this is lovely.

- Some water for now? - I would love some water,

and I would love an iced tea. - I will have an iced tea

as well, please. - Perfect.

- Uh, hello? There's always,

like, these new, fabulous things on you.

- Oh, that's not new. That was my mom's wedding ring.

- [gasps]

This was her wedding ring? How many carats is that hulk?

- 10 1/2.

My mom's wedding ring is very sentimental to me.

It feels like I have a little bit

of not only her with me

but, like, a little bit of power.

- There is something to this diamond.

That's why I wonder about your mom.

There's something. What...

Was your mom... What was she?

- She passed away 14 years ago from breast cancer,

and, yeah... and, so, yeah.

- I would've loved to have met her mom.

- Yeah. - Right.

- She's very entertaining, that's for sure.

- How did... May I?

Where did the drinking come from in your family?

Did it pass... Get passed down from somewhere?

- Oh, with Kim? Um...

- Was your mom a drinker?

[dramatic music]

- No, she wasn't an alcoholic.

- So she was just normal.

- Does it always have to come from somewhere?

Whoa, back up, I don't even know you.

Why are you jumping to conclusions?

- No, but, I mean, you would think at some point...

- Yeah. - Yeah, definitely somewhere.

She reminds me more of my sister.

She reminds me of my sister that was in the thick of it

and just sort of sitting... - From the other night?

You said she was with her game night.

- I know. She was...

She's sad. Her energy's heavy. She's...

- I think she's stressed right now, but she is sober.

- Does she, like... Did she work a program?

- She is now. - Does she work with people?

Does she... - I don't wanna talk about it.

- She's coming... She's going through it.

She's journeying through it. - Mm-hmm.

"Let's talk about Kim.

"How's your relationship with Kim?

"Tell me more about Kim.

"Tell me about your family background.

Tell me about your family tree."

Can you just be quiet for a minute?

- There's so much in here that just hits, like, deep in me.

I feel sad. I get it.

I feel pain. And it's hard.

It's hard for me to watch.

I've worked so hard to be where I am and who I am today,

and then I see this and, I'm like,

"Like, she could be struggling."

My sister didn't see the light at the end of the tunnel,

and everyone tried to cover up and make it okay.

Is Kyle doing that for Kim?

And then one day,

you don't see it, and they're gone?

I felt her sadness, and then, obviously, I saw her anger.

- Yeah, their... their stuff goes deep and way back.

- It goes deep.

It isn't just between myself and Kim because

we were all there, and we all experienced

the ripple effect, you know? - The thing is this:

it's like, it's been so long. Everybody has to move on.

- Well, I agree. - And I think that to keep

talking about it is so counterproductive.

- It is, but it's awful for everybody.

It's gotta be.

Eileen and I have been down this road, and Kyle makes it

very clear she does not want to talk about Kim or any of it,

so I'm hopeful that this conversation

is a step toward healing,

but it could absolutely backfire.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- So I was 30 when we adopted him, right?

- Where does time go? - I don't know.

I adopted him. - Mm-hmm.

- And how could you love anything more than Puffy?

Max has expressed interest in maybe finding the whereabouts

of his birth parents.

Fill in your name. - What is it?

- What, you mean the name before I got you?

I'm not gonna tell you that.

- I just want to know my heritage.

I don't care about that.

- Do you feel weird about going back there now?

- Going back to her office? - Yeah.

So we're meeting with the adoption lawyer

that facilitated the whole process 24 years ago

when we got him from foster care.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - This is wonderful,

after all this time. - 24 years.

- Plus.

- I often felt threatened when he was younger.

If he says to me, "I want to find my birth parents"...

- How would you feel about that?

- I've had the good parts, haven't I?

Nobody can take him from me now, right?

But now he's 24 years old, I don't.

I think it might be emotional for all of us,

but I'm there to support him.

Was it difficult to find the file,

'cause it was so many years ago? - Uh, no, no, we keep our files.

People need access to their legal records

and don't often maintain them.

- Can I have a look? - Sure.

- [speaks indistinctly] - Mm-hmm.

- I knew very well

that I could have more children biologically,

but the adoption was my choice.

And we heard of Max,

who was in foster care,

and I just wanted him.

I just said I'd have him before I even got there.

We actually tried to adopt four more children

when we lived in England.

We were turned down because we were too old,

and at the time, I think I was 35.

I had no idea what he'd look like.

He wasn't a very pretty baby,

but he became like a...

A little doll.

We are always your parents, right?

- Yes, Mom.

- I think that said it all, "Yes, Mom."

- Yes, Mommy.

- Yeah, I think that said it all.

[laughter]

Pandora will probably put up a bit of a fight about this,

but that's why she's not here.

Why are you crying, anyway? - He's ours.

- Well, he's not... That's not gonna change.

He's always gonna be ours. I need you to be supportive

of whatever he wants, do you understand?

Pandora was, you know, five or six,

and she'd been an only child... - Right, not easy.

- When we got him at the airport,

Ken kind of brought him through the security thing,

and, uh... hold on a second.

- You okay, Mom? - Ish.

- Huh, you okay? - It's emotional.

- Yes. - It was emotional

at the time, that's for sure. - Yeah, yeah.

- You okay? - Max, you were this big.

- No, wait, hold on a second.

Oh, God, I'm not doing this crying.

- It's okay, Mom. - Yeah.

- Coming up...

- So excited. - So excited.

Can't wait for our show.

You're performing for 30,000 people,

just so you know, and don't f... it up.

- It's gonna be difficult. - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. - [chuckles]

- Mm-hmm. - Okay, I'm back.

- You okay, Mom? - Okay. Yeah.

- But anyway, what I was trying to say

before I acted like such an idiot,

an emotional idiot, is that when we got you,

we gave Pandora Max.

- Mom, you okay?

- I'm not, but I just remember, so then...

- Just good emotions, you know? - Yeah, then...

So we gave him to her.

And I was looking through the pictures.

She's holding him, and it's like her baby.

And there was never any jealousy between them.

When I talk about it, all those years ago...

Of course it's emotional.

He's my son.

In an ideal world, of course I wish that he wasn't adopted.

No, this is a good story. It's not a sad story.

It's a good story. - What are you crying for?

- Of course.

But then I wouldn't have had him.

He wasn't mine to have, but he's mine now.

Did you see... is that... Does that say "collect geese"?

What's this? - Look.

- What? - Music: guitar.

- Every situation is different.

- Oh, my God, that's so weird.

Max just picked up a guitar when he was 14 years old,

and he taught himself.

[guitar music]

- Just keep holding that down.

- And now to see it in black and white,

that his birth father played the guitar,

that just shows you that kind of talent

is inherited.

- We should get a private detective

and let him come back and tell us

where they are at the moment,

and then we'll make a decision

whether Max wants to take it any further.

- That's right. - And if he does,

Karen can approach them and see if they want

to sort of have a meeting. - Mm-hmm.

- They might think that we're trying

to take him back to them.

[laughter] - Oh, yeah. Sounds good.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I love you so much, honey.

- I love you so much. I'm gonna miss you.

- I'm gonna miss you more.

Portia, I love you so much. - Have fun, though.

- I struggle every time I have to leave

my kids and my husband.

I love you guys so much. I miss you already.

- Should I come down?

- No, you don't have to. Stay in bed with Portia.

But I'm looking forward to just being away with Erika.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[cork pops]

- That's when I was the cocktail waitress.

- Expensive. - Starting the day off right.

- Mm-hmm. - So excited.

- This is so exciting. - So exciting.

- I can't wait for our show.

- We're going to f... ing murder it.

- Mm-hmm. Tomorrow we have sound check.

- What time? - At 10:00 p.m.

Because you're performing at 3:00 a.m.

Club doesn't open till 1:00 a.m. - What?

- And then we need to do a little rehearsal, though.

I just wanna make sure that we got the new number down.

We're performing "Expensive" for the first time ever.

- Ever, true. - Rest of the show, you know,

but that song... - Yeah, that's important.

- Don't you agree? - Yeah.

- You're performing for 30,000 people,

just so you know, and don't f... it up.

- I am so tired from the traveling,

but this is work.

You know, that's really why we're here.

Here's to Kyle... - Here's to Kyle.

- For hauling her ass... - All the way to...

- All the way to Mykonos! That means something.

Good for you, Kyle.

♪ ♪

- Oh, it's so windy. Hello?

- Kyle?

[screaming]

- Hi! - Oh, my God.

- Thank you for coming all the way

around the world just to come and see me.

- Well, thank you for having me. - Are you kidding me?

- Oh, my God. - Welcome to Mykonos.

We'll have a really good time. - Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

- Come inside, come inside, come inside.

- This is just what I imagined.

All the white and then

the blue water and just the gorgeous open views.

It's perfection.

- I'll show you all around.

- How many people do you have staying here?

- I have about ten in my crew.

- I love how Erika Jayne travels with her posse.

There are a lot of people.

- Wait, how did our look hold up?

Was it good? - I thought it looked great

until they tied this, like, black Bedouin thing

around my head, and I was like, "No, there goes my head!"

- Over the braid?

- And she takes very good care of them.

She spends a lot of money on her posse, let me tell you.

- Come with me.

Let me show you your room.

- Loving that caftan on you.

- I know. I'm so glad I got to wear it.

♪ ♪

When I saw this room, I was like,

this has to be yours.

- Oh, my gosh.

- And it has a little Juliet balcony.

Pop on out there.

Juliet waiting for Romeo. - Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna have my coffee here tomorrow morning.

Show me around. - Let's go.

- Okay. - Okay. Pool, bar.

Be careful here, 'cause these rocks

are kind of like... - Little hidden steps.

- Shady-balls.

This is, like, the glam house, where hair and makeup happens.

And then the boys are staying actually underneath there.

Kyle's not judgmental. I like her energy.

I think that she's levelheaded.

- Tomorrow night's the big show. - Tomorrow night's the show.

- We'll be dancing. - All night long.

I've stayed away from women in the past because they

tend to be a little bit judgmental and gossipy.

- It's a cheeky little gift,

since we've all seen your pretty little puss now.

Do you know that it literally went over my head that night?

My husband's like, "Dorit, I could not stop staring."

- I've never found Kyle to be rude or ugly to me.

And I really appreciate you coming

and supporting me like this. - Oh, my gosh,

I'm so excited to see. - I really am, like,

indebted to you. - Well, hello, you see

how excited I was in San Diego.

- ♪ I'm a princess, princess, princess ♪

I know. [laughs]

Well, wait till you see... - A lot of times,

I'm gonna be... - Wait till you see this, honey.

This is gonna be on st... San Diego on steroids.

- Coming up...

- It's enough. - I'm really trying to see this

from your point of view. - Well...

- And I... Well, let me finish.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Let me check. Okay, all good.

Who taught you that, by the way?

Was it Peggy? - No, that was me.

- Ooh.

I pay attention to detail.

I love for everything to be perfect.

Let's get out of here, Phoenix.

- Bye, Phoenix. - Well done, Neila.

Thank you, honey. - You're welcome.

- I don't like tension, and I don't like conflict.

This is not, like, to make Erika feel bad,

and you guys raising it... - Because it's uncomfortable.

We're talking about her crotch, Dorit.

- Well, for f... 's sake, you're the one

who brought it up, aren't you?

So I'm definitely the type of girl

that would pick up the phone and try and resolve an issue

that I had with one of my girlfriends.

[line rings]

- Hello.

- Hi, Eileen, it's Dorit.

- Oh, hi, Dorit, how are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm fine.

- Well, I think things got a little out of hand

and a little heated the other night at game night,

and I was just wondering if you and... well,

I will be calling Lisa as well... But if you would like

to get together and just have a little bit of a girl chat?

- I think that would be a very, very, very good idea

to do that.

- All right, have you been to the Huntley Hotel

in Santa Monica?

- Uh, actually, I haven't, but I've seen it.

It's gorgeous.

- So maybe we could meet there about 12:00?

- Uh, sure, sounds good.

- All right, Eileen, I look forward to it.

One down, one to go.

Hi, Lisa, it's Dorit.

- Hi, Dorit.

- Things got a little out of control the other night.

- They did, didn't they?

- Coupled with a few drinks and, I think, some misunderstanding.

I would very much like it if perhaps you, me, and Eileen

can sit down together.

- I would love that.

I think that is such a great idea.

I'm so glad you called.

I look forward to it. Thanks, Dorit.

- Me too, Lisa. Take care.

- Okay, you too, bye-bye. - Bye-bye, bye.

Do I have my reservations?

Slightly, but I'm definitely prepared to see what happens

and have an open mind.

I can hear my little baby girl.

[upbeat music]

- All right, you guys, listen up.

Okay, so we have a new song in the show, "Expensive."

And it needs to be just as killer

as every other song in our set.

Hit it, John!

- As challenging as a music video is,

it's, like, nowhere even close to what a live performance is.

♪ My kitty's like a python ♪

- Drop! - ♪ Tick-ticking like ♪

You get no second chances.

I know the vocal stuff I have to do.

There are a lot more moving parts

with the boys around, including the lift,

which is the first time I've ever done it.

- Everybody, what? - ♪ Everybody knows that I'm ♪

♪ A million-dollar diamond ♪

- From here, you guys take off your shirts.

Audience goes nuts. It's a bunch of gays.

They love it. Yada yada yada.

You throw the shirts into the audience.

- ♪ Bentleys and Benzes through cash-colored lenses ♪

- Bop, bop, bop, bop, look!

- ♪ Ching, it's expensive to be me ♪

- Erika and I have very, very different lives.

- Oh, oh!

- I mean, I'm still waking up and making breakfast

for my kids and snacks and carpool.

- Here we go.

- And meanwhile, she's being tossed up in the air

by all these good-looking naked guys in Mykonos

and getting paid to do it.

I mean, hello, she's having a lot of fun.

- Oh!

Make your way back to center.

Engage the audience.

Both: Uh, bitch, what?

- ♪ That's just who I be ♪

♪ It's expensive to be me ♪

- And hold.

- Oh, do I end there? No, I'm here.

Expensive to be me.

- When in doubt, pat the puss. - Yes.

- Yeah!

We have to get this number right.

You cannot fall on your face here in Mykonos.

- I just wanna perfect this lift real quick.

So we're dropping down.

Okay, "expensive," turn her around.

And then walk her forward.

[screaming]

- Oh, sh...

[laughter]

- I f... ing hate you!

- I don't wanna be Debbie Downer,

but they just spent three hours

getting her hair to look like that.

- Rehearsal is over, thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I have to eat. I'm really, really hungry.

- I'm starving. I just am hungry all the time.

Whoo!

- Good afternoon. How are you? Thank you.

- I figure that we've seen two different Dorits, right?

'Cause in the beginning, she was so charming.

- Lovely.

♪ ♪

I don't like to have issues with people,

so if somebody wants to talk something through,

I absolutely will do it, 100%.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hello!

- Hello, and it's so nice to see you both.

- Thank you. - It's nice to see you too.

- And I'm really happy

that you girls agreed to come for lunch

because I feel like it got escalated and heated

the other night,

and hopefully we can resolve it

in, you know, adult, happy, comfortable fun.

And if not, then, well, we tried.

- Coming up...

- Eileen, darling, honestly, you're bringing it up again.

- Please, Dorit, please, Dorit, just shut up.

- First of all, I'd had a few too many drinks that night.

I just wanna say that first and fore...

That's no excuse, per se, for...

You know, I don't think

I behaved necessarily bad or wrong.

Thank you. Is that flat?

- It's flat. - Thank you.

The thing that happened with Erika... and I appreciate,

as her friend, that you wanted to let me know that you

felt bad for her and that she was blindsided.

But when she's okay with it, we have it out,

and it's sort of been put to bed, and then,

in every conversation I have with you,

you seem to want to resuscitate it...

And she's even saying... Even at Camille's lunch,

she had said, you know, "It was done and dusted

for me that night."

- I told her yesterday, and I may have misspoke.

It was just my opinion. I thought you felt

a little blindsided.

- It's all good.

- And I really want to understand

why you keep bringing it up.

- I don't feel like you keep bringing it up, but...

- Yeah, well, she does to me, whenever I've been

with her after from, you know, Malibu, to Camille's,

and by the time it was the last time

that you brought it up, it was already at that moment

like, okay, it's enough. It's enough already.

- I understand. - I mean, Erika's fine with it.

I'm fine with it. I had it out with Erika.

- Uh-huh. - Everyone, I think,

at that moment, had had enough. - Right.

At the game night, when I said, "You talk too much,"

it's because I couldn't get a word in.

- To me, it's just a bit peculiar

that you're speaking on behalf of her.

She's a big girl. - But can I ask you something?

I'm not speaking on behalf of her.

I'm speaking on behalf of myself.

It's part of Dorit's charm. She likes to talk a lot.

So you think I was, like... In Malibu, you thought I was,

like, coming at you in an attacking way?

- Eileen, darling... - I'm just asking.

- No, I don't think you were coming at me or attacking me.

The only time I really felt, "Okay, enough is enough.

Honestly, you're bringing it up again?"

Certainly, at game night, which is why I was

really defensive, but it was like, oh, my God.

- I'm really trying... Really trying to see this

from your point of view. - Well...

- And I... Well, let me finish.

Please, Dorit, please, Dorit, just shut up.

We're so close. Shut up!

I don't remember that happening exactly that way,

but if that's how it came across, I'm sorry.

I never meant it that way.

- Well, I appreciate you saying that.

And as far as the text message that you erased...

- Lisa Rinna, she texted me that

you guys had said something like I should've told everybody

that my mom had died and that... - I said that you should've

told everybody your mom had died?

- I think, yeah, you and PK had, I guess.

- I-I don't remember.

- D, this was about me more than anything.

- Right. - It wasn't anything

to do with you. It was to clear up with Eileen.

- Right. - But the fact that you said

it didn't come up made it complicated and confusing.

See, that was my own thing. - Okay, I'm sorry that I don't...

I-I didn't remember.

- It's always a good thing to get an apology,

because it just validates what I said.

'Cause you know what? Everyone hates me for it,

but the truth is, in the end, I'm always right.

I sent the text, and so that started

a lot of this ball rolling.

If we were to reset the button,

I wouldn't have sent the text to Eileen.

We would've called you.

- How about if we just try to set the reset button?

'Cause we got off to a great, great start.

- Yeah. - And I really do apologize.

I didn't mean to put you in the hot seat or make you

feel uncomfortable, and I would rather

just start fresh... - Me too.

- And put all this behind us, and let's move forward.

- Sounds good to me, girls, yeah.

- Good.

- You know, I'm not gonna forget the way they treated me,

but I'd like to have a real positive outlook.

I'm hopeful.

- It's silly. - Nobody is coming

from a bad place here. I know that.

- Right.

And you know what? Maybe PK's right.

Maybe I just talk too much.

[laughs]

- So if we have a problem, come to each other.

- Yes. - And if you have a problem

with Eileen saying something offhand, whatever...

- Let's hope not.

- Well, I know, but you know what I'm saying?

Like, you could also say, "I don't like that

"you're speaking for Lisa Rinna.

Let's let Lisa Rinna speak for herself."

Whatever! - Right.

- But we cannot make a big deal, and we...

- I think I'm just gonna take a vow of silence.

- And I'm just gonna take a Valium.

[laughter]

- Can I have one?

- Yeah, sure.

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

[upbeat music]

- Ladies and gentlemen, Culture Club!

- Hi, beautiful people.

- Oh, my God, I love Boy George.

- Mykonos!

♪ It's expensive to be me ♪

- I have not put alcohol in a smoothie,

but I have thrown a Xanax in.

- I would do that.

- Have you talked to Kim about this, then?

- No, but I want to.

She has the behavior of a straight-on alcoholic.

- A piece of what I first went through starts

to come back a little bit. - Yeah.

- Like, all of a sudden, it's like...[gasps]

- Why are you having anxiety over your grandson's birth?

It's a red flag.

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