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- Previously on the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- What a gorgeous home. - Thank you.

Welcome to our home. - And we live very close.

- Might not be a good thing. - Up here... shut up.

- It might not be a good thing? - I'm just saying.

- What no one knew is that you lost your mom over the reunion.

- I didn't want anybody to know

'cause I didn't want it to color anything.

- Sorry, but Kyle needs some underwear.

- I don't have any. - Oh!

- What am I supposed to say? Close your legs, darling?

I don't like the view? I didn't mind the view.

- He's a man, for crying out loud.

PK could not stop staring at Erika's hoo-ha.

I don't think you can expect someone's husband

that doesn't know you to say something.

- Got it. - Is this the end of it?

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it where it belongs.

- I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you... Don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled the world,

you can speak in any accent you want.

♪ ♪

- I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.

♪ ♪

- What do we need for this video?

What are we doing? - Let's see.

Let's take a gander.

- Hey, did you see this? - I am obsessed.

- It's good, right? Chanel Cuban link?

- Should we put that in the video maybe?

That might be a nice little addition.

- We've been in pre-production

for my new music video, "Expensive,"

for about three, four weeks now.

Any time you collaborate on an idea

and it starts to come to life, it's the best feeling ever.

Did I tell you about this?

- What is that?

- I didn't tell you about these underwear?

These are the underwear...

- Why are they full bottoms? - I didn't choose these, okay?

These were given to me the other night

at escape room.

- It's a little present for you.

- Oh, these are beautiful. - Aren't they?

Since we've all seen your pretty little puss now.

- Shut up! I f... ing hate you.

I didn't wear underwear,

and allegedly, her husband saw up my dress.

- Okay, who would wear these under a Mugler runway dress?

- Well, who would wear anything under a Mugler dress anyway?

Right, exactly.

- And if he was a gentleman,

why wouldn't he say something?

Be like, "Hey."

- Well, that's... - Or, "Tell your new friend,

like, I can see something."

- Let me know. I would've let her know.

And then to find out that allegedly it's her husband

that was looking the whole time.

But why wouldn't he let me know?

- Tom would've said, "Hey, Erika."

- Oh, "Let your girl know."

- Or not said anything at all, quite honestly.

I'm not really buying it in my soul,

and I don't really give a f...

Because it wasn't intentional.

It just sounds mean.

- Mean. - I mean, it sounds mean.

This says more about Dorit than it does about Erika, okay?

I didn't wear underwear. Whatever happened happened.

She's never worn a dress without underwear?

This has never happened to her?

Or potentially could happen to her?

It's highly judgmental.

It's that kind of girl

that takes all the fun out of hanging out with women.

- Exactly. - It's that kind of personality

that ruins it for everybody else.

- This is why you hang out with queens only.

- It's just wrong.

♪ ♪

- PK, do I look okay, bub?

- You look sensational, babe, honestly, sensational.

- Okay, you know I haven't worn this dress...

- Love your hair tonight.

- I haven't worn this dress since before I had the kid.

Do you think it's too short for me?

Do you think I look appropriate?

- I think compared to Erika Jayne, it's quite long.

- [gasps]

Well, at least I have underwear on tonight.

[both laugh]

I had drinks with Lisa and Eileen,

and I invited Lisa Rinna tonight.

She's on her own.

Where are your husband and kids now?

- They are at our place up in Canada.

- What are you up to this weekend?

We're having kind of a little dinner party.

Just a handful of us.

- That sounds fun. That sounds easy.

- Yeah, but if you're alone, you're very welcome to come.

- I would love to come, actually.

- Has he eaten a second time?

- Baby, come on, Downstairs. Let's go.

- Okay, I just don't want to leave our guests.

Thank you.

- Thanks. Bye, Jags.

[both squeal]

- You're here. - I'm beyond.

- I grew up middle-to-upper class.

I come from a long line of women

that take a lot of pride in presenting

and serving and hosting.

Do we look better than we did before we had babies?

I think so.

It started with my mother.

I think before that with my grandmother.

- Hello, hello. - Hello!

- Hi. - Hello, hello, hello.

I love when I have people over for dinner.

I love fresh flowers,

I love there to be a beautiful table,

and I am the type of person

that likes to take it to another level.

You have a drink and I don't. - I got one right there.

- What's the matter with this place?

- You can get one right at the door.

- Who do you know around here?

- Here you go. Here's a bottle. - Oh, thank you.

Who do you know around these parts

that you got a drink?

- Hi, gorgeous. - Oh, it's so nice to see you.

- Thank you so much for having me.

- Welcome.

- It's good for the have-nots

to see how the haves live, no?

- Ooh, what have we got here?

- Who killed JFK, it was... - We don't know.

- Lee Harvey Oswald. - Lee Harvey Oswald.

- Yeah, but I don't think they've proved that, have they?

Baby? I'm digging that view.

- Having the right people at my parties

is super important,

particularly in this town.

- I love orchids. I love white orchids.

- And at this hour of the night, the air is fresh,

and the orchids come alive.

- Even from the smallest of dinner parties,

the guests that I invite needs to have

something about them that's interesting.

Don't like boring people.

- Just intuitive expression. - I like that.

Cheers to intuitive expressions.

♪ ♪

- How's it looking, guys?

Salads are good. These look gorgeous.

Everyone's hungry, guys,

so I think we should fire it out.

♪ ♪

My guests, shall we sit for dinner?

Lisa... - Yes, my love?

- You are next to me if you don't mind.

- I'd love.

♪ ♪

- Bon appétit, everyone.

- Bon appétit. Thank you so much.

- Please have a drink and be merry.

- I will.

- I only like people to enjoy themselves

at my dinner parties, by the way.

- Well, good. - Okay, good.

- Sometimes, there are moments.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Where people get a little rowdy.

- Lisa, do you ever analyze...

Are you a self-analytical person?

Do you ever, like, go home and think, "You know what?

Maybe I shouldn't have said that? Maybe I..."

- Yes, well, you know, I... - Do you know what I mean?

- When we were here the other night at your party,

I actually went up to Vanderpump and I said, "I was hard on you.

I'm sorry I was so hard on you."

- I would like a f... ing apology.

- I'm sorry for treating you

and being hard on you.

I was hard on you.

- Why were you hard on her?

- Because I wanted her to do something

that I needed her to do,

and she wasn't capable of doing that.

- Yeah, but maybe that's, like, a lack of understanding, no?

There's an old saying... You can't put your head

on someone else's shoulders, so.

- Yeah. - That's true.

- I don't know what went on, but I love Lisa.

- I think we've both...

- She's always given me what I wanted.

- I love Lisa. Sweet lady.

She's always been very kind and very generous,

but my overview is beyond Lisa or an individual.

Life is a subjective call.

We see everything from where we are.

- Elliot Mintz's words are very gently poetic.

- It's not a time to talk.

One should not be thinking.

♪ ♪

- Surreal. Ethereal.

♪ ♪

They're like this... If it was a dance,

this would be the Elliot Mintz word dance.

- Hang on tightly. Let go lightly.

- It's very sweet...

but I don't know what the f... He's talking about, really.

Mm. - Mm, I love that.

- Embrace the moment, whatever the moment might be.

- So true.

- To the best you can. - That's right.

- And when that moment is fleeting...

- Let it go. - Just toss it to the wind.

- And that's exactly what happened

between us, in a nutshell.

- You didn't let it go, though, did you?

- No, she hasn't. - I have, absolutely.

- Yeah, but a year later. - No, not even.

- Honey, what difference does it make when?

- I'm just interested.

When you say you let something go,

if you let something go... I let something go immediately.

- PK's very interested in my conflict

with Lisa Vanderpump.

He seems to know more about the conflict

maybe than he would normally know

unless somebody filled him in on it.

I pretty much let it go pretty soon, right after.

- Did you? - Yeah.

I mean, I didn't see her...

- But Lisa never let it go?

- I don't think she let it go.

I love Lisa for who she is.

I had a moment with her,

and I am staying true to my truth,

and then that's that.

The whole situation

I wish hadn't happened, to be honest with you,

because it was unfortunate that we went down that...

- Are you gonna tell me what it was or not?

- Rabbit hole... no, I'm not.

At your house, when I mentioned the Munchausen,

you asked me why I didn't bring Kyle up.

Why did you ask me that?

- No, you said I said you should speak to yourself.

- If we talk about it, we keep it alive.

- Yeah. - And life is so short...

You know, I lost my father this year.

- Oh, I'm really sorry, Lisa. - Sorry, Lisa.

- And... thank you, but it changed my life.

It was a big moment,

and I was with him when he passed,

and so to be with somebody while they're passing...

- That's life-changing. - Just changed my life forever.

- Absolutely.

- Do you think that that may have, like,

planted an emotional seed in you that... yeah.

- That's what I said. I'm like... well, how funny.

- I didn't realize that you lost your father this year.

- I'm not gonna justify anything, I'm...

- That's not justifying it, Lisa, Lisa...

- My father was dying.

- Lisa, that is a perfectly rational,

reasonable excuse to anybody in mankind.

- This man is telling me how I'm feeling

and how I'm acting,

and it's shutting me down.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I could do with a little less of all the...

Everything that you're working so hard for

and a little more time with you.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

- I didn't realize that you lost your father this year.

- I'm not gonna justify anything, I...

- That's not justifying it, Lisa.

- My father was dying. - Lisa, that is a perfectly

rational, reasonable excuse to anybody in mankind.

Why don't you phone Lisa and say

"Lisa, I just got to let you know,

I don't think I realized"... - She knows, though.

- "What an effect the loss of my father had to me."

Lisa, I think that's massive. I think that's a game changer.

- You know, that happened right before the death of my dad.

I clearly can't change PK's opinion

of what he thinks about me,

my bereavement for my father,

and what went down with his friend Lisa Vanderpump,

but what went down had nothing to do with my father's death.

Zero.

You know, what's also interesting

is Eileen also lost six people

in her family in the last year.

- No, please don't say that.

- Yes, and the time that we were having

the toughest moment among all of us women,

Eileen had just lost her mother two days before,

and she didn't tell anybody.

She told me and one other person.

Eileen's mother passed away

couple of days before the reunion.

You look gorgeous, Eileen.

- Thank you, so do you. - How do you feel?

- I really feel okay. I don't know if that's bad.

- I'm there for you if you need me.

- Thank you, honey.

- She wanted to come to the reunion

and sit there and be able to speak her truth

and get through it and then go bury her mother

and grieve and go through her process,

and, as her friend, I supported her.

She said, "Please don't mention it

because I want to be able to stand here"...

- That's not fair to other people, though.

- No, it's not. I agree with you 100%.

- It was a shock.

She was just ...it had just happened.

She needed not to say in that moment

that "my mother just died."

- You have to allow other people to understand

someone's circumstances.

- I give Eileen a lot of credit,

actually, for going and sitting there

and being able to go through it.

- It's kind of like, "I'm not gonna tell them

I've lost my mother,

and however they behave, yeah, is who they are."

- She had to. It was survival.

- But you can't expect people then...

- It was absolute survival mechanism.

I just don't understand it.

PK and Dorit are dissecting

how Eileen and I have handled the deaths of our parents.

It's odd to me.

- I don't know. I think it's kind of weird.

If you're friends with people... - I disagree.

I think everyone should have a choice in what they share.

♪ ♪

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- What's your plan?

Are you sticking around for dinner

with all of us, right?

- Yes.

- And then you're going out with your friends?

- Yeah.

- Hello. - Hi, honey.

- Are you getting ready for dinner?

- Yes.

- Excellent, how're you doing?

- Your beard's getting so long. - It's getting scruffy.

- You don't even have time to shave it, you're so busy.

- Guess what I got in the mail today?

- What?

- A speeding ticket

of me and Alexia in the Ferrari in Italy.

- No! - [laughs]

- Whoo! - Whoo!

[laughing] Yes. - You got a ticket?

- I got a speeding ticket with Alexia on the Ferrari.

- But you guys never told me you got a ticket.

- How crazy?

- They took a picture. - There's a picture.

- What if you get pulled over here?

- I get a ticket.

600 Euros. - 600 Euro?

- 600 Euro, they... - How fast were you going?

- I don't know, maybe 100 miles an hour or something like that.

I wish I knew how fast I was going.

- I know, 'cause it's, like, weird.

- I think we're only going, like, 85 miles an hour.

- You really think so?

- Only a baller gets a speeding ticket

in Italy in a Ferrari.

- Let's see what a baller you are

when you don't have any balls left

after I chop them off,

driving with my child in the car like that.

- It's not that fast, actually.

I bet you 181 kilometers is probably more like 90.

- 181 kilometers is actually 112 miles per hour,

which means I will chop off his penis.

- I'm gonna go watch some TV. - All right, love you.

- Love you. - You had a hard day? Busy?

- So busy. It's just so crazy.

It's fun. I mean, I love that every single time about it,

but it's getting to a point where it's like

I'm doing four things in the same minute.

The problem is that it's gotten to the point

where when I have, you know, 10 minutes of doing nothing,

I don't even know what to do with myself.

- I'm very, very proud of my husband.

I mean, when he started the agency,

it was four agents in one little tiny office,

and now there are 10 agencies and over 200 agents,

so he's really built his company from the ground up.

I could not be more proud of you, honestly,

but it would be nice if you were less busy.

- It's not every day you get to make a brand.

And it's just a little bit more work to get there.

- I could do with a little less of all the everything

that you're working so hard for and a little more time with you.

- Love, I mean, I get that. - You know?

- I understand that.

- There have been so many changes

in our lives, with my work and his work,

that it's been an adjustment,

and we like to be together,

so if he misses something, I miss his presence,

and vice versa.

Well, maybe if we bought less stuff...

- Light... - We could work less.

- So stop buying stuff. - Hello, what about you?

- What about me?

- Just 'cause I buy more often,

you buy some things I would not... never buy.

- All right, love, let's do it. - Go get cleaned up.

- Thank you.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Honey? - Yeah?

- Do you want a glass of wine?

- Perhaps.

- What is it... What are you doing with that?

- This is great. You know what this is?

I just got this yesterday.

Put the bottles down.

Think quick. - Aah!

This is, like, super heavy.

- Yeah, it's nine pounds.

- Is this what we're gonna do now in the house?

- Because we're playing tennis again,

I got this to re-strengthen my arm, right?

- Uh-huh. Vinnie was number 25 in the world for playing tennis.

He was a phenomenon because he came from, like,

basically nowhere,

and he beat McEnroe and played all over the world,

and he was on the tour for quite a while.

- 'Cause we're gonna play the doubles thing, right?

Coming up? - Right, yeah.

- Great. - Got a little...

- All right, you drinking wine? - Yeah.

- I'm gonna have a beer.

- I got a interesting text from Lisa Rinna.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Lisa Rinna was at a dinner party with Dorit and PK,

and somehow the fact that

I had so many people in my life die

in the last couple years

came up as a topic of conversation.

- Mm-hmm? - The gist of it is,

is that Lisa Rinna told them

that I chose not to tell the ladies at the reunion.

Dorit and PK had apparently a very big reaction to that.

They thought that I should've told everybody.

I don't understand why Dorit and PK have an opinion

about me and my mother's passing.

I don't understand why they're judging my behavior.

I don't get that.

Because Lisa's father had died,

and I had suffered so much loss,

they thought that was the reason why

Lisa Vanderpump and the two of us had had issues.

- Yeah? Yeah.

- Which is ridiculous because actually that death...

All those deaths happened

long after the Lisa Vanderpump stuff.

- Of course, right? - Months and months.

This kind of stuff happened with Lisa Vanderpump.

That was all very real.

- I mean, they have a few drinks,

and they all of a sudden make assumptions like that, right?

- Right. - That's what it is.

So they're all, "We understand them.

Oh, it must've been because of that."

- They're trying to find some justification,

like they can't believe that, you know,

certain behavior happened...

- Right.

- On other people's parts, like Lisa Vanderpump,

but they can't believe that she would act a certain way

and so they're trying to make us look like we're wrong.

- Of course they wouldn't go attack Lisa.

Lisa's wonderful... Lisa Vanderpump.

- Right, so they're not gonna want to see the rude behavior.

It absolutely seems like PK and Dorit

are trying to rewrite history

that they had absolutely no part of,

and I'm not quite sure... Why are they doing that?

I was there. I know what happened.

I'm gonna see Dorit.

We're gonna go for a walk on the beach,

and I'm gonna ask her about that and just say,

you know, "What was that about, and"...

- Of course. When people start talking about you,

you just get right to the point.

- Okay. You have, like, one stray hair.

- Don't touch. Don't touch the hair.

- You want me to. You have one stray hair.

- Let's play tennis. - No, it's not tennis.

It's a ball. - This is gonna be tennis.

You're gonna play in the tournament.

Strengthening.

So we go in the backyard.

We throw this at each other.

Boom! Hard as you can.

- Can I throw other things at you instead?

- Perhaps.

- Coming up...

- That goes in your vagina?

- Oh, God, no!

I could never fit that in mine.

[laughter]

- Well, that tells us a lot about Ken.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- I look so ugly today. - No, you don't.

- You haven't seen me without my glasses.

Horrible.

- If you had to bonk somebody else's husband, who would it be?

- If I had to? - If you had to.

- Let's go through them.

- PK... Well, he's used to somebody,

you know, 15 years younger, so no. It... no.

I think Ben is kind of cute, but he's not that shaggable.

Mauricio is an attractive man, but I...

No, I just... I couldn't.

He'd be thinking of Kyle anyway. No. No, no.

With Harry Hamlin, I'd have to say,

"I'm so sorry about this," you know?

Maybe Tom. Maybe actually he's the only one

I wouldn't have to apologize to.

Tom is the one I would shag.

We'd even give each other a high five.

- I don't mean to be rude,

but I don't find any of those people

attractive like that in any way, shape, or form.

- We're all shagging people we don't want to sometimes.

[both laugh]

Kelsey Grammar?

- Shag Kelsey Grammar? - No, I'm saying that's...

- I don't want to shag Kelsey Grammar.

- No, I'm saying, that's a question.

- Why would I sleep with anyone's husband

other than my own... Why would I downgrade?

- Why don't you just say Ken?

Because then I'm not offended and it gets you out of the game.

- Oh, okay, Ken. - Oh, you're such a slut.

[both laugh] - Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- This is cool.

- I know. I've been dying to try this.

- Go ahead. You go first. - Okay.

- Hi. - Hi!

- How are you? - How are you?

- I haven't seen you in so long, it seems.

- You look amazing.

- Hi. - Hey, I'm Eden.

- I'm Erika.

- Nice to meet you. Let me see that hair. Wow.

- Just something to get it out of the way.

- Tell me you did that yourself.

- Oh, no way. No way.

I wouldn't lie to you.

- You could just lie 'cause you look amazing.

- Thank you so much. I appreciate that.

- Eden is Vidal Sassoon's daughter.

Now, Vidal Sassoon

is one of the most iconic hairdressers of all time.

If you don't look good, we don't look good.

That's Vidal Sassoon.

- Is it wrong that I see all these wrinkles on my nose?

♪ ♪

- All right, ladies. - Okay.

- Kyle, we're gonna have you have a seat here.

- I live in a town where everybody looks

unbelievably good... ridiculous.

- Knock, knock. Hi, ladies.

How are you? - Hi. Good to see you.

I want to look my best... For myself,

for my husband, for my children.

- Kyle wants her hoo-ha-ha tightened.

You actually do that? - Yeah.

- You've had four children... - You need help.

- I do not need help.

- Okay, let's do this. - Yeah, no.

- Let's do this. - Come on, let's do this.

- I'm gonna fight it every step of the way,

and when it comes to that day,

will I have a facelift?

Probably.

I smell smoke. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- All right, you guys. You ready to rock?

Let's get started, guys.

Stacking your hips here. Nice.

Exhale as you draw the hips up. Squeeze. Hold.

- People have this misconception

that because you have a ton of money

you can automatically make yourself look great.

Not true.

- She's cheating. - No, I'm not.

I'm not cheating.

- Bend the elbows into your waist.

- Oh, sh... that burns.

Well, you have to work hard to look good,

stay healthy, stay fit... This is hard work.

- Let's tighten my vagina. - They have lasers for that.

- I will do a lot of things, but I won't do that.

- Really?

- I don't even know if I'd need it.

I don't look.

- How many kids did you push out?

- What? Two. - Two? Yeah, you need it.

[both laughing]

- Now it's time to burn your neck. Go.

- Oh, God. Okay. - All right.

It's a jelly pad.

- We need to look good.

Don't act like you've never done anything to your face.

We can come back, and we can do your vagina.

- Yes. - It doesn't need to be done.

It needs to be made...

- You don't know what you're missing.

- I do know what I'm missing. Trust me.

- I'll show you the probe.

Hey, Alexa, can you grab that probe?

- That goes in the vagina? - Oh, God, no.

I could never fit that in mine.

[laughter]

- Well, that tells us a lot about Ken.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Three, two, and one.

- You did it. - I'm hungry.

- Why don't we go to Fabrocini's?

- Okay. - Let's go.

- Honey, I am half dead. - After you.

I know. That was hard. - But thank you.

I don't know why I'm thanking you for killing me.

We're walking by my love story right now.

- Where? - I will show you.

The Optical Connection.

It wasn't called the Optical Connection.

This was 24 years ago.

Hi, Dwayne. How are you, my love?

- Hey, baby. - Hi, beautiful.

- How are you, love? - Hi, gorgeous.

How are you? - Hey.

- Erika. Pleasure. - Thank you.

- I was telling them about how I met Harry.

How Lisa met Harry. - Right here in my store.

- You were selling glasses, and you met...

- Yeah. - He came in?

- Yeah. - Hold on, and?

- And I gave him his glasses. He came...

- Yeah, but he came back. - He came back.

- Did he all... wait.

So he was flirting with you when you bought the glasses?

- No. - Nothing?

- No, he just came in to pick up his glasses.

- And you were like, "Holy sh..., that guy's hot."

- I was like, "Holy sh..." No, "That's Harry Hamlin.

"Holy sh..."

I remember he had the best arms.

I don't think it mattered really what his personality was,

is, whatever came out of his mouth, nothing.

It's like I had seen the second coming of Christ.

It was just, like, a starstruck moment of,

like, "Oh, my God."

We got to eat. She got killed at.

Bye, lover. - Love you.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi!

- I knew you were a California girl.

- Can you believe? This is my birthday present.

- It's amazing.

- It's insanely gorgeous down here.

Do you think it's too windy for our beach walk?

- I don't know. What do you think?

- I feel like it is.

I feel like we're gonna be windblown into the ocean.

I think we're crazy.

- I feel personally responsible for the weather.

- Honestly? - I'm sorry.

- This is so... it's stunning.

- Let's just see if there's anything we can do,

'cause it is so incredibly beautiful, isn't it?

- No, it's beyond beautiful.

- Okay. Okay. - Oh, yeah. Pretty tushy.

- Not gonna happen.

- Eileen, I've already seen one.

Are you going to show me yours as well?

Eileen, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for wearing underwear.

I think I've seen enough hoo-has lately.

Ah, that's better.

- Sorry about that. - No, no.

- Oh, my God, I feel like I've been through

a fricking war.

- I know. - So how are you?

How was your ride out here? Did it take you...

- It took me forever and a day. - I know, I know.

- At some point, I thought, "Oh, my goodness.

Should I have brought my passport?"

But then again...

- I really feel bad sometimes, inviting people out.

I'm like, "You don't have to come.

Like, it's gonna be a long drive."

But, so are you... I mean, are you

up for coming back out to Malibu in the near future?

'Cause we have a friend that's having just, like,

a little... short little lunch.

- Oh, my goodness, when?

[both laugh]

Let me think. Wait a minute. I think in 2022 maybe.

- It's a chance to drive your gorgeous car again.

- I know, I know, and I have to tell you,

it does make the drive so much easier.

- Right? - I'm not gonna lie.

- It's my friend Camille. - Okay.

- Do you know Camille? - I don't.

- No? Okay. She knows Lisa Vanderpump.

I don't know if Lisa is coming. - Oh, Camille Grammar?

- Yeah.

- I don't know her, but I know of her. Lovely.

- Yeah. - Yes.

- Now, how did you fare

with the whole escape room thing?

Did you enjoy it? We were good.

- We were good. It's cinnamon.

It's definitely cinnamon.

Did you put that down as cinnamon?

- Something about a competitive nature

I think made Lisa Vanderpump and I,

like, overcome everything,

'cause really it's about f... ing winning.

- I know, I know, I know, it really...

- Let's let bygones be bygones, people.

- That time that we were in that room...

It was like everything was sort of lost,

because there was a bit of tension

between... I think with the whole situation

with Erika and I, and I...

- Either way I got to tell you, I felt bad for her.

I mean, I understood what you were trying to do,

but I'm pretty sure she felt completely blindsided.

Like, everybody was in on the joke but her,

because I saw her looking around the room

when she realized that everybody knew about it,

but not her.

- My husband's like, "Dorit, I could not stop staring."

♪ ♪

You clearly have the prettiest vagina in the world.

- She was embarrassed. - It's a faux pas.

Sometimes those things happen, and... not a flashing,

but sometimes you have these little incidences,

and then, you know, relationships are formed.

- Well, that's kind of funny,

because I wanted to talk to you about something...

When I told Lisa Rinna that I was gonna be here,

she texted me that, at your dinner party,

that there had been something brought up

about a gathering that we had with all the women

right before my mother died.

- At my dinner party?

- That Lisa Rinna was at last weekend?

- Oh, you're gonna have to remind me.

Forgive me, I just don't remember.

- Okay.

How do I even explain then

if she doesn't remember how it was brought up?

I guess you and PK were both saying

that I should've told the ladies

that my mother had died.

- I don't really ever remember your name being mentioned...

- Okay, well she told me it was.

She brought it up.

You don't even f... ing remember it.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- You wear your hair, like... Come on, don't ever change it.

- I love you.

Just for that, you're gonna get a big hug.

- What happened?

- My hair is iconic, and don't you f... ing forget it.

- When I told Lisa Rinna that I was gonna be here,

she texted me that, at your dinner party,

that there had been something brought up

about a gathering that we had with all the women

right before my mother died.

- Oh, you're gonna have to remind me.

Forgive me. I just don't remember.

- You guys had said something

like I should have told everybody

that my mom had died before that.

- I said that you should've told everybody your mom had died?

- You and PK had, I guess.

- Eileen had just lost her mother.

Two days before, and she didn't tell anybody.

- That's not fair to other people, though.

- No, it's not. I agree with you 100%.

I don't remember in what context we were talking about.

- Wow. Okay.

- I'm not gonna remember

every single topic of every conversation,

particularly when it didn't actually mean that much to us.

I don't really understand what the text was.

- You and PK may have gotten the idea

that because of the deaths we'd experienced

that it somehow affected

how we handled the situation with Lisa Vanderpump.

Her father passed, and my mother passed,

months and months and months

after all the sh... hit the fan.

♪ ♪

She wasn't here. We were going on a walk.

She mentioned it to me... It would've been weird

if I didn't bring it up, let's put it that way.

- I think it's weirder that you did bring it up.

- Oh, for Christ's sake.

- I'm gonna be honest with you. - How is it weirder?

- Because you can't speak for someone...

- I'm not speaking for someone.

- I first of all can't even understand most of it.

I have no idea what Eileen's talking about.

She wants to put credence on something

that I have no recollection of,

and she's driving me a bit nuts.

- I have to say, the fact that you don't remember

her bringing up that part that she just texted was...

- Bringing up what part? The part about your mother?

- Yeah, and all that. - She wasn't talking about you.

That wasn't the focus of the conversation.

- Whatever! That's what she told me.

I mean, certainly... If it doesn't concern me,

why would I bring it up?

It concerned me, so I brought it up. That's all.

If that part hadn't been brought up,

I wouldn't have brought it up.

Does that make sense?

- No. - Okay, it does, though.

- Sorry. - It makes perfect sense.

I'm getting nowhere. I'm getting nowhere.

I'm getting nowhere, and the more I'm trying

to clarify it, the more I'm confusing it.

I'm just making it worse.

- Let me tell you my interpretation,

and then you tell me if this is right.

- Okay? All right. - Okay. Yes.

- You want me to understand

that the fight that you had with Lisa Vanderpump

has zero to do with your mother's...

- Yes. Of grieving, yeah.

- Okay, so that's what you're trying to tell me.

Well, why the hell didn't you just say it?

- I did! I did. I did.

- No, you didn't.

- I just said it to you, like, five times, Dorit.

- Okay, well, I definitely didn't get it.

- Well, I thought I was a pretty blunt person,

but I'll work on that.

Even better. I'll be even more blunt.

- Yeah, okay... - Watch out, world.

[both laugh]

- Sounds good.

Am I still invited to this lunch, by the way?

- Of course. Of course.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi. Three?

- Three, please.

- Want to take the one in the middle?

- Sure.

♪ ♪

Thank you.

I'm just so in awe of your father,

and he was one of those icons growing up for me

that just... And he was such a sweet man.

I got to meet him, you know?

- I'm sure he adored you. Adored you.

- When I would see him, I would be like "Harry,

I just got to talk to Vidal Sassoon, my God!"

- Well, he defined a whole generation.

- My father changed the world with one haircut.

He created the bob.

Women wore their hair as if it was a piece of art.

Before he knew it, his work was on nine covers on "Vogue"

around the world.

- First of all, you wear your hair, like,

come on, don't ever change it.

She really... she rocks the look.

- That's hilarious. - Oh, I love you.

- Oh, why? What happened?

- I love you. Just for that, you're gonna get a big hug.

- What happened?

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Who am I gonna listen to?

Daughter of Vidal Sassoon, or... who is that again?

- You've had the same hairdo for 20 years,

and you're basing it on my look?

- My hair is iconic, and don't you f... ing forget it.

You've had an interesting life, haven't you?

- It's been fun. - How many kids are you?

- There was four, one of my brother's adopted,

my eldest brother, and then my... the oldest sister,

but she's gone.

- She passed away? - Mm-hmm.

- And how old was she? - In '02, she was 34.

She... you could tell it was just a matter of time.

- Time? - Yeah.

My sister Catya died of overdose.

For a long time, I was numb, very numb to it,

and just completely shut off.

Kyle's sister Kim, they did the first movie together

called "Tough Turf"

with James Spader and Robert Downey...

- I don't know... - I didn't know that.

- This is how way, way back in the day...

- Oh, my gosh.

- When my dad bought Frank Stallone's house

in Bel Air...

- Oh, my gosh. - And Kim would come over

with Robert Downey,

and Robert would play the piano like crazy.

I'm like, "Who are all these insane, like, just yeah?"

And then sure enough, you know,

they all sort of had their stuff.

At the time Cat was really alive and she was vibrant,

and they all had this '80s hair and these skirts

and they were all just, like, alive.

And then on this set was the beginning of everyone's hey,

drug and alcohol abuse, if you really look at it.

So it was kind of pre-f... ed-up days.

- You know what we should do? You know Kyle, so...

- Yes. - She's doing a game night soon.

You should come. - Where?

- At Kyle's house? - At Kyle's house.

- Okay, so it's a date.

- I got to go, you bitches. I'm over you.

- [laughs] Get out of here.

- Coming up...

- She just had her ninth number-one single.

- Wow. - Isn't that crazy?

- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

- I don't know much about Erika Jayne's music career,

but maybe a hobby of hers, I guess?

- Hi, how are you?

- What it was used as...

Different methods that are outside the box.

♪ ♪

- Hi, girls. I brought you some salads.

Will you help me with this?

- Yeah, what do you want me to do?

- One's for you. One's for Farry.

- Thank you. - Hey, you're off the phone.

- Hi. - Hi, honey.

- What's up? - Nothing.

- How are you?

Don't you guys rather meet in my office?

Sit there? Or do you want to do here?

- My husband has been working so hard

that sometimes I'll bring him food,

and the fact that I have two daughters at the office now

makes it more fun for me to bring them food,

'cause that's how I get to see them these days.

So what's going on?

So tell me what you guys are gonna do in San Francisco.

I hate that you're leaving town again.

- It's gonna be an exciting trip actually.

I'm very excited about it.

- Father-daughter trip? That's nice.

- And Alexia's gonna learn a lot, too.

Alexia, have you told your mom how you're doing here?

Are you enjoying working here?

- Mm-hmm.

- Alexia is going to school in Boston.

While she's here this summer,

Alexia has an internship at the agency,

so every day she's with Mauricio

and her sister Farrah.

It's a family affair.

- 11 offices in 12 months.

- The more work that he does now,

the less work he does later.

- True, true. - We talked about that.

It's four or five more years of sacrifices.

- Yeah, well, as long as we get our family time

and balance, then it's okay.

- Yep. - I think we have great balance.

- I do too. - Alexia.

- What? - He's my husband.

Quit saying we have balance. You don't know.

From your perspective, whenever you're home, it's like,

"Oh, okay, Dad's coming home," but, like...

- That's true. - And you're in Boston.

It's just hard finding the balance.

I'm doing a lot of stuff. He's doing this.

It's like... you know, it's hard.

- You know what happens with you,

is when you get busy, you like to project it on me

and then you like to make me the busy one.

- That's not true. - Whoa, man.

- Oh, guess what? I'm so excited.

We can film in L.A., 'cause that was a big part of it.

- Oh! That's huge. - Huge.

'Cause that's, like, another thing

I'd have to leave town for to do,

and I don't want to have to keep being apart.

Here's the difference between a man and a woman.

I take care of the kids and you first,

and then that stuff comes down here.

- We're in 100% agreement with that,

which is why you have to be supportive of me being busy.

- I know.

It's challenging now that Mauricio and I

are both so busy.

- She just loves you too much. - I do.

- I love her too much too. - She does.

- I have four children, my scripted show,

I just opened a sixth store...

But we know that our marriage and our family are the priority,

so we're doing the best we can.

Be happy... I could be so glad you're busy

and just do my own thing.

- This is true.

- I just want to be with you more.

[both laugh]

♪ ♪

- Hey, girl.

- Do you want the hot stuff in here?

- Yes, please.

I went through an awful, public divorce.

I beat cancer.

And this house is a new, fresh start for me.

[dog barking]

both: Hi!

- Hi, how are you?

- I'm so happy to see you.

So happy to see you.

- Oh, okay. It's a little top heavy.

- Oh, my God, no, no, that's gorgeous.

- This is kind of falling apart. - It's a big house,

but it's a very unique property.

The guest house was 8,000 square feet,

the main house around 9,000 square feet,

and here I am, a single mom with two kids.

It was just too much house.

- Okay, I'm having troubles with the wine.

[laughter]

I'm gonna break that cork.

- The last few years of my life have been hell.

I don't know if the ice will ever thaw

between Kelsey and I.

He's so closed off.

When he shuts that door, that door is closed forever.

- I broke it. - I hit myself in the nose.

- Are you okay? - Oh, my God.

- One thing about the new house that I love, it's mine.

All mine.

[laughs]

all: Yay!

[dog barks]

- Okay, Joey. Calm down.

It's okay.

I know you want to greet everybody.

I know.

Hello. Hi! Hi.

I'm Camille.

- I'm Dorit. - Dorit, so nice to meet you.

Welcome to my home.

- Well, thank you for having me. - Oh, thank you for coming.

- Hey. - Hey, how are you, beautiful?

- For you. - Oh, thank you.

- Of course. - Nice to see you.

- Thank you for driving all the way out.

- Oh, my God, my pleasure. It's nice.

It's beautiful out here. Are you kidding?

- Hi, Erika Jayne. - Hey.

How y'all doing? This is so pretty.

How are you this fine day?

Good to see you.

- Nice to see you as well. - Thank you.

[exhales loudly] Chill.

I got on my underwear, babe.

- Okay, so do we want to make our way outside,

and then you can?

- Yes, definitely.

♪ ♪

Oh, my goodness, I've got my eye on that.

♪ ♪

- So, Erika, I heard through the grapevine

that you're having a rehearsal?

- Well, on Friday, I think I'm shooting the video.

- What's this video for, Erika?

- It's for this song that I have.

It's just cool.

It's kind of an '80s-themed thing.

- Did you release the song yet? - No.

- So what happens... So do you do the video...

And I probably should know this,

being somewhat in this industry...

Do the song...

- Well, ordinarily,

you record a whole bunch of stuff,

you curate the album, and then you,

you know, pick your singles,

and then you go shoot videos to those singles,

and then you pick release dates and target dates

and then, you know, let it all come down from there.

- I don't know much

about Erika Jayne's music career,

but I do deal with Boy George on a daily basis...

- The people did the meet-and-greets...

They paid, like, $500.

- People just basically turn into Mickey Mouse.

People stand in line.

- So for me it's kind of like, I don't know,

maybe a hobby of hers I guess.

- She just had her ninth number-one single.

- Wow. - Isn't that crazy?

- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

- She doesn't really bring much of the performer...

allure in her daily conversations.

She seems quite reserved and closed off.

- I'm so proud of you... I mean, we were saying that earlier...

- Thanks, that means a lot.

- It's even sweeter that it's happening

this time in your life... I just absolutely love it.

- Well, it's unusual... You know, it's highly unusual,

and it's a cool thing.

- Wow, why is it unusual?

- Well, it's unusual because you should be 20 years old

and shown the door when you're 25.

No, but just because I think you're older

doesn't mean you have to stop being inspired or stop...

- No, but you're kind of a long way away from being

at that point where you can say "when you're older."

I mean, you know, you're a young girl.

- Yeah, no, I'm not a young girl, but...

I'm in my mid-40s... But I think for what I do,

I'm older, yes.

- Don't you think in your 40s,

what comes with 40s is this confidence

and this sort of sense of being and self-awareness?

- Yeah, well, you've been 40 a week.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- I mean, I wasn't... I didn't go through all of it...

- And I think that's why she wanted to clarify,

because you weren't there... - Let me just finish.

- Don't you think in your 40s,

what comes with 40s is this confidence

and this sort of sense of being and self-awareness?

- Yeah, well, you've been 40 a week.

[laughter]

You know what I'm saying, darling.

- I know. - I'm giving you a hard time.

- No, no.

- Yeah, I do think that when you're in your 40s,

you definitely become more poised

and more comfortable in your own skin,

and I think that it's something

that I know for me... I feel very good.

- I think you care less and less

about what other people think too.

- You really do. - So you have more freedom then.

- You really do. - To express yourself and...

- And you're not so caught up

with what other people are doing.

You're really making your own lane

and really your own life.

- It's very emancipating.

- It is, for sure. I agree.

- I know you went on a hike. Where'd you guys go?

- Well, we tried. We ended up at a picnic table.

- Eileen was telling me about a conversation

that happened at a dinner party that Lisa Rinna was at,

and I didn't want to make it seem like I was dismissive

to the situation... I certainly...

- Wait, there was a situation?

- I don't think there's a situation.

Lisa Rinna was simply concerned

that perhaps it was being conveyed

that because of the deaths in our subsequent families

it had affected our behavior towards Lisa Vanderpump.

I'm not saying you did say, you didn't say it.

I wasn't there. It was not that big of a deal.

I don't think I was confrontational at all with you.

I was just saying "Hey, you know what? This happened."

- No, I didn't say you were confrontational.

I said that we had a chat yesterday,

and it was... What we started talking about...

- I know, I just sense that you're somehow... you know?

It seems to me that Dorit is trying to make me a problem

when I'm not trying to be a problem at all.

- This is what happened. It's very simple.

All Eileen... and I think I'm right in saying this,

is that... "Hey, Lisa Rinna and I had some issues with Vanderpump,

"but it doesn't... You know, the fact

that our parents were dying basically has nothing"...

- That didn't affect it. Has nothing to do with...

- Well, it doesn't change the facts.

- Exactly.

- Of what happened and what led up to it.

- Yeah, but Erika, I'm hearing that from you

as your interpretation from Eileen...

- But I was... - Not from Lisa Rinna.

- I'm speaking on behalf of myself

'cause I was there.

- What I got yesterday... Because I wasn't there,

so, I mean, I didn't go through all of it...

- And I think it's why she wanted to clarify,

because you weren't there... - Let me just finish.

♪ ♪

- Oh, okay. - Well, I...

- Oh, snap.

♪ ♪

- Next time

on the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- There's no question I feel like I'm in the hot seat.

Every time I have a conversation,

there's a little bit of a dig or a...

- I don't think anybody was doing that.

- I've never come to game night, but I've heard the stories.

- Penis? - Peepee.

- Cock?

- Yes, she's wanted to do this to me all night!

- Masturbation! - Masturbating!

- Sex!

- Hello, it's, like, her dream.

Her dream come true.

- I'm gonna be very honest with you.

You said to me... let me just...

- Stop talking. You talk too much.

♪ ♪

- I never said anything about your husband.

- Yes, you did. How dare you?

Are you kidding me?

Let's talk about your arrest.

♪ ♪

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