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Look, Carol, I know you think you look
dashing in your navy blue scrubs,
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but I can't deal with the fact that
I walk into the front door of this place
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and I find you standing there taaaalking at me.
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All I said was "good morning".
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Exactly! And who in God's name
wants to hear that every day?!
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"Good morning." In the immortal words of Daffy Duck:
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I demand that you shoot me now.
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If only.
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I couldn't help but think two things.
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First, I do look stunning in these navy scrubs --
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I mean, come on, who wants a taste?
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Second, everyone's day begins
differently around here.
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The surgeons for instance are
the most superstitious bunch.
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So they always start their mornings
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with an oddly homo-erotic ass slap...
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Dude! Too deep!
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...and then their own personal
good luck rituals.
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Ohhh, where's my lucky Tabasco 'do-rag!?
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Why don't you just use Power Rangers?
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How are Power Rangers as lucky as Tabasco?
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You remember when communications with Zordon
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went down and
the Megazord was destroyed?
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How did I miss that episode?
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Ohh, that's right --
I was making love to a woman.
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Power Rangers, hoooaaa!
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All you can really hope is
that nothing bites you on the ass.
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Gaby, you all set for your
bone marrow transplant today?
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I'm scared. I wanted to bring
my stuffed pink doggie with me,
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but Mean Nurse says I can't.
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Well, I promise you you'll have it.
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Honestly, Mean Nurse,
why would you say that?
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Because she lost her stuffed
pink doggie two days ago.
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Frick!
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Since I been wearing
that Tabasco 'do-rag,
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my surgery record's like 23 and 0.
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Are you counting
the boil you lanced yesterday?
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Question: Did he die?
Answer: No, he did not.
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The point is, I gotta stick
with whatever's hot.
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Like last month, it was
not wearing any underwear.
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So why don't you just
take off your underwear?
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That's what I keep telling him!
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Todd knows about the underwear thing?
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No.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look, the 'do-rag still
has the juice, okay?
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I mean, can you imagine
what could happen without it?
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I can't find any kind of obstruction!
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Keep looking. It must be there!
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I felt it!
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Powerful, tiny fists....
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Hm!
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He's back.
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Some people say everything
comes down to luck....
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I need my lucky 'do-rag!
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What I believe is that the most minor event --
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even a butterfly flapping its wings --
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can affect everything.
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Hillside landing.
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Because once that seemingly
insignificant event happens...
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What is wrong with you!?
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Baby, I wasn't looking at her lovelies. Okay?
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I was looking at the butterfly
that just happened
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to land on her lovelies.
And who could blame it?
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There they are, all snuggly
and safe and whatnot....
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...It sets everything else in motion.
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Uncomfortable!
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Okay, who do I kill?
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She did it!
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Man, I don't wanna clean this up!
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Well, then, I think you picked
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the wrong day to be the janitor.
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Janitor? Could you help me find
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a little girl's pink stuffed doggie?
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I would love to, Darlin', but I'm
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a little bit busy right now.
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And insignificant events
can lead to significant events.
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Like me being on time and
Dr. Cox being late for a change.
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Where the hell is Dr. Cox?
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His shift started four minutes ago!
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Uh-oh. You've gotta cover for him.
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Have to learn to play the banjo.
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Dammit, son, are you listening to me?
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Yes, sir!
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And buy a banjo.
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Hey, fellas. What'd I miss?
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And here he is!
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Goodness gracious.
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Suddenly I'm getting the most intense headache.
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Better. Worse. Better. Worse.
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I could do this all day!
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You know, Perry, since Dr. Dorian was on time
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and you were busy in the break room coming up
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with that hilarious "better-worse" bit, maybe
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you should answer to him all day.
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Uh, Dr. Kelso? That's my pen.
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Nice grab.
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Well, I'm a lefty.
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You know, my head's probably going to melt
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when I say this but Kelso's idea wasn't half bad.
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Letting you run this place for a day
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would be a great educational experience.
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And, come on, let's face facts -- the training bra's
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got to come off eventually. So, it's your show, Debbie.
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Is this moment just the way you always pictured it?
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It's your show, Debbie. Is this moment just
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like you always pictured?
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Stupid homemade dolls....
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It's a little bigger...?
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Ehhhhh.
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Turk, I just got off of a 12-hour shift.
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I'm starving and I have yet to take
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a single bathroom break -- which, by the way,
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is why I'm dancing a little -- and you want me
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to run home, search through your nasties,
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and bring back your lucky 'do-rag?
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And if you could be back in twenty minutes
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that'd be great.
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Nurse Espinosa, your shift ended nine minutes ago.
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How is it that your time card isn't punched out?
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Well, sir, I--
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Dr. Kelso, how is it that you had an ambulance
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take you to your dinner reservation last night
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just so you wouldn't lose it?
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How do you know that?
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Because I'm the "homeboy" you screamed at to get my
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"ghettomobile" off the road.
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Turk! I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
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It makes me look like I can't defend myself!
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You're absolutely right, baby.
And I apologize! Remember! 'Do-rag!
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Huh!
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Hello?
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Hey, it's Elliot. What are you doing?
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Nothing disgusting.
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I can't find that girl's little pink doggie anywhere.
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I got a pink doggie for you -- but it is not little.
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Okay, if you show me your penis,
I'm gonna take it away from you.
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Cool.
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Yeah, that was Todd.
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Don't worry about the doggie. I'll be right there.
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Basically, I've had nausea and
stomach pains for a couple of days now.
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Mr. Strauss, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life,
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but maybe you should avoid
eating sushi from the Gas 'n' Go.
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It came free with the fill-up!
What am I supposed to do,
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just throw it away?
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Yes. Yes, you are. Fortunately, though,
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your vitals are normal, so we'll check back
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with you in a little while.
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Sounds to me like a G.I. bleed.
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Sounds to me like angina.
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Look, Newbie, if you leave this hospital
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knowing only one thing -- and, God save me,
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it seems like there's a pretty good chance
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that just might happen -- let that one thing be this:
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that medicine is a collaborative effort.
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And that means that your opinion is just
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as important as mine. So, let's see if
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you got the gobstoppers to take the lead.
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Be me!
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Come on...you can do this.
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Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs!
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Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor:
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We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy.
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So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage,
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why don't you go ahead and get an order
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on EKG with cardio biomarkers.
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If you need to know where those are,
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they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog --
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right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater
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you've wanted for so long but haven't had
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the courage to order...'cause you're worried
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the weave's so thin, your nipples might just
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go ahead and peek their little pink selves through.
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Isn't that right, Dr. Cox.
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Dr. Cox...
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Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world,
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talking to myself and
dreaming about candy bracelets.
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I don't like candy bracelets.
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I love them!
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Now you gotta grab that elevator.
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But not without giving him
his patented shoulder bump!
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Good day.
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OW!
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How you like me now?
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Hey, you find your pink doggie yet?
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Nope. But I had the pleasure
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of meeting Helen, the laundry room lady.
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Oh, I think I know her! Does she have blonde hair?
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No.
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Brown hair?
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Y-nuh-uh.
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No hair!
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That's the one.
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Yeah, that's from the dryers.
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Hey! You know, the janitor's still downstairs.
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Why don't we just check his custodial closet?
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Hey. You're not welcome here.
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'Sup.
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Randall?!
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Just got the job, brah.
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So that's why he's been back in my dreams....
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Beat it.
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Gotta go.
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Did you bring my lucky 'do-rag?
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Why don't you wear the fluffy
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puppies 'do-rag that I got you for Lent?
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Baby, I hate to tell you this, but the fluffy puppies?
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They killed like three people -- they banned from the O.R.
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Well, what do you want me to do, Turk? I forgot!
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You forgot. You never pay attention to the little things
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that are important to me.
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You'd be surprised how when one thing goes wrong around here,
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everything seems to go wrong.
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What happened?
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Vitals are tanking!
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No pulse in lower extremities.
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I don't get it, he wasn't showing any signs of distress!
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Come on, come on, come on! We gotta make a decision here.
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Uh...let's get him a CT angiogram -- stat.
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Good.
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It's an aortic dissection. It's bad.
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Call surgery. Tell 'em we're on our way.
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In a hospital, it's hard to avoid letting people down.
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Whether it's someone you made a promise to...
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I want my doggie!
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I'm so sorry.
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Let's go, Gandhi! You're on!
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...or someone you love...
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I gotta go.
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Turk, I'm sorry!
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...or even letting down
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someone you barely knew at all.
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In the end, it's the "what ifs"
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that hurt the most. Like, what if
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things had gone a little differently?
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Lookit, it's just that aortic dissections
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are a doctor's worst nightmare.
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If you don't catch 'em early, there's
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about a ninety percent mortality rate.
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I mean, honestly, unless your patient
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was lucky enough to trip and fall
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into a CAT-scan machine, he wasn't gonna
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have a happy ending. Newbie, we didn't have
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a chance on this one.
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Me, I don't believe in fate. I believe
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we have more control than we think,
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and that every action has a reaction. After all....
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The most minor event -- even a butterfly
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flapping its wings -- can change everything.
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Sometimes for the better. Even if
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it doesn't seem like it at first.
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Look away.
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I can't.
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It's funny how a seemingly insignificant
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event can set everything else in motion.
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Hillside landing.
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What is wrong with you? I can't believe
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you're looking at that guy's cleavage
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while Suzy Big-Rack over there is sitting
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there busting out of her niece's tank top.
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How the hell did I miss that?
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Damn, you're whipped.
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Uh-uh!
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Kssshhh!
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Mmmm! Orange Goo Goo!
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Ain't nothing here for you, mooch!
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All done.
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Janitor, could you help me look for
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a little girl's pink stuffed doggie?
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I would love to. I'll meet you upstairs in ten minutes.
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You are like...the sweetest guy!
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I'm blushing.
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Heh. So charming. Could you be half
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as nice to me as you are to her?
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You are right. We need a fresh start. Come on.
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Fresh start.
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Mm-hmm.
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I think we need a longer fresh start.
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How long do ya...suppose this'll be?
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Probably ten minutes.
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Ease into it. Let's mix it up --
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let's saw some wood. There we go. Nice. Very good.
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And insignificant events can lead to significant events.
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Like me being late because I was in the world's longest handshake.
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Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
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Take a wild guess.
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I should get Turk a washboard!
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Son, do you think I got to be chief of medicine by being late?
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Nooo, Bobbo! You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing.
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Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at 8.
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Uh, Dr. Kelso? That's my pen.
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Nice grab.
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I'm a righty.
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Ehhhhh.
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...You want me to go all the way home and search through
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your nasties and bring back your lucky 'do-rag?
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And if you could be back in twenty minutes, that'd be great.
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Nurse Espinosa, your shift ended nine minutes ago.
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How is it that your time card isn't punched out?
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Well, sir--
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Start punching out on time or I'll punch you out on time!
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I don't mean that violently, I was just trying to turn a phrase.
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Turk! Why didn't you stand up for me?
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Baby, you said I was too whipped.
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I need you to be more supportive.
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You're absolutely right, baby. And I apologize!
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Remember! 'Do-rag!
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Hey, Helen.
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Hey, cutie.
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Janitor? Thanks again for your help,
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but I know that you're busy. I mean, I could just call Carla, and--
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No! Mark my words: We will find that little girl's stuffed animal.
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You are really taking a personal interest in this!
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Mommy! Where's my teddy bear?
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Oh. I must have accidentally thrown it out when I was cleaning up.
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You know, this never would have happened if your room weren't so filthy.
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Never again.
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Ewww.
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Eeeuugh!
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Ugh.
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Oh, hey. Thanks, Rowdy.
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Hey, by the way, as soon as we're married, you're outta here.
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Basically, I've had nausea and stomach pains for a couple of days now.
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Maybe you should avoid eating sushi from the Gas 'n' Go.
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It came free with the fill-up! What am I supposed to do, just throw it away?
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Yes. Yes, you are. Fortunately, though, your vitals are normal,
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so we'll check back with you in a little while.
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Sounds to me like a G.I. bleed.
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Look, Newbie, if you go ahead and leave this hospital
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knowing only one thing -- and God save me, it looks like
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there's a real chance that might happen -- please let
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this be that one thing: I'm in charge, and I don't care
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about your opinion. Now go get me a cup of coffee.
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Whatever. Just avoid the shoulder bump, catch the elevator,
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and make a great wise-ass remark before the doors close!
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Hoohoo, hey, Dr. Cox, if you're so smart, maybe you should just...
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go ahead and be the...you're the kind of...
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...Oh, dammit!
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I don't know what happened there. I'm usually quick and funny....
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So I had this guy today presenting vomiting and
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abdominal pain? Two hours and one CT later, I tell him
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he's got ischemic bowel.
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Mm.
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Have you ever noticed that words that rhyme
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with "bowel" are always bad? Like "scowl", "growl"...
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"movies with Andie MacDowell"....
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You're right, J.D. You are funny.
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Stop.
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Ischemic bowel! That's it!
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Uhhmmm....
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Heeeeyyy! Get outta here.
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It's all right, Butchie, she's with me.
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Where is that lost & found box?
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Over here, brah.
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Why does it say "free stuff"?
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Heh-heh. I have no idea.
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Hey-hey-hey! Is that what you're looking for?
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Awesome! What time is it?
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Uhhh.... 4:30.
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Dibs.
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Dibs.
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Butchie.
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Dude!
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Back to work!
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You found it! Ha!
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'Course I did.
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See, that's what I love about you, baby.
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You always pick up on the little things that are important to me.
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Yeah, that's my job.
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Ah.
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You'd be surprised how when one thing
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goes right around here, everything seems to go right.
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Look, Dr. Cox, I know my opinion doesn't mean anything
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and I'm always wrong and apparently useless --
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which deep down you know isn't true because...
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shoot, I forgot your coffee. Anyway, I was thinking
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we should get a CT scan on Mr. Strauss, because
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he might have bowel ischemia.
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You know what, what the hell. It can't hurt. Let's get on it.
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All right.
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It doesn't look like he's ischemic.
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No, Newbie, but that right there is the start
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of an aortic dissection, and dammit all if we didn't catch it early.
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Is that good?
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That's very good. Laverne, will you call
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the O.R. and have it prepped?
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In a hospital, it's great when you get to come through for someone.
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Thanks!
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See you when you wake up.
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Will you be joining us, there, Gandhi?
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Good luck.
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Already got it.
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Of course, it still doesn't always work out the way you'd hope.
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Rachel, clean up.
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In the end, you learn to treasure the times when things go your way.
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So glad you're okay!
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And be there for the ones you love when they don't.
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And most importantly, you learn to accept that
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some things are out of your hands.
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Didn't matter when we caught it, Newbie.
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It was just his time.
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Yeah....
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But still, with so much of life left up to chance,
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you can't help but look back and wonder...
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What if things had been different...?
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