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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:25,993 MOONLIGHTING 2 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:10,663 2x12 "NORTH BY NORTH DIPESTO" Subtitles subXpacio 3 00:03:13,118 --> 00:03:15,329 You looking for something? 4 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,961 Get back to your workstation. 5 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,830 It's not there. 6 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,423 He switched the numbers. He switched the numbers. 7 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,104 - Morning, Ms. DiPesto. - Morning, Ms. Hayes. 8 00:04:23,522 --> 00:04:26,483 Ms. DiPesto, is everything all right? 9 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:28,652 All right? 10 00:04:29,361 --> 00:04:33,449 Well, you seem a little, I don't know, down. 11 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:38,037 Down? Me? No, I'm not down. 12 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,914 All right. 13 00:04:44,835 --> 00:04:46,295 Blue Moon Detective Agency. 14 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:50,591 If you're in trouble, if you're in a jam, don't tell me, I don't give a damn. 15 00:04:56,221 --> 00:04:58,515 Ms. DiPesto, would you step into my office. 16 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:01,644 What for? 17 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,689 Right away, Ms. Hayes. 18 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:25,876 - You wanna tell me about it? - No. 19 00:05:27,044 --> 00:05:30,756 - Nothing to tell. - Ms. DiPesto, I saw you out there. 20 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:35,177 Ms. Hayes, it's not something you'd understand. 21 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:38,639 It's just something I do. Something I go through. 22 00:05:38,847 --> 00:05:40,182 Did something happen? 23 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:45,646 It's a new year, that's all. A new year. 24 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:50,526 At the beginning of every new year, I sit down and review my life. 25 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:54,113 - Well, that's a good thing to do. - It takes about a minute. 26 00:05:55,864 --> 00:05:59,284 I do the same thing each day, Ms. Hayes. 27 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,162 - Excuse me? - My life... 28 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,374 ...it's nothing but the same thing, day after day. 29 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:10,421 I get up at the same time, 6:30. I take the same bus, the number five. 30 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,257 I order the same doughnut when I get to work, jelly. 31 00:06:13,424 --> 00:06:15,968 I answer the same phone, yours. 32 00:06:17,094 --> 00:06:19,930 It's not a terrible life... 33 00:06:20,097 --> 00:06:24,310 ...but it's not a soon-to-be major motion picture either. 34 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,936 What about after work? 35 00:06:26,145 --> 00:06:28,397 After work? 36 00:06:28,564 --> 00:06:31,191 After work, there's me... 37 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:34,903 ...Pat Sajak, Vanna White and the Wheel of Fortune. 38 00:06:39,408 --> 00:06:42,328 - I hate my name. - DiPesto? 39 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:45,080 No, Agnes. 40 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:50,419 - You don't like DiPesto? - Me? No, I love DiPesto. 41 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:53,922 - I love Agnes. - Well, I hate it. 42 00:06:54,089 --> 00:06:57,259 I've always wanted to be a Barbara... 43 00:06:57,426 --> 00:06:59,928 ...or an Elaine. 44 00:07:00,304 --> 00:07:03,849 - I once knew a Barbara. She wasn't- - I hate having black hair. 45 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:16,111 - I didn't mean to depress you. - You didn't. 46 00:07:16,278 --> 00:07:18,072 Yes, I did. 47 00:07:19,531 --> 00:07:22,534 I better get back to my rut. 48 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,757 - Picked up the suit- - Wouldn't it be awful... 49 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,510 ...to wake up every morning and know that every day... 50 00:07:39,677 --> 00:07:41,720 ...was gonna be the same as the day before? 51 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,682 The polka shoes too, but I ain't doing no bunny hop. 52 00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:48,018 To know every week is gonna be the same as every other week. 53 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:51,772 A band whose idea of hot is playing "Born in the U.S.A." on the accordion. 54 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,316 - Answering the same phone. - I have a confession. 55 00:07:54,483 --> 00:07:55,734 - I don't wanna go. - Where? 56 00:07:55,901 --> 00:07:58,946 Were you talking to me? What are you saying? You first. 57 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:04,660 What were you talking about? 58 00:08:04,868 --> 00:08:08,247 The California Investigators Association annual banquet. You? 59 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,333 Ms. DiPesto. She's been acting very strangely. 60 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,919 - How can you tell? - She's depressed, sick of life. 61 00:08:14,086 --> 00:08:15,504 - I'm worried. - Don't worry. 62 00:08:15,671 --> 00:08:17,339 She's just having an attack of UMS. 63 00:08:17,548 --> 00:08:18,966 - UMS? - Ugly mood swing. 64 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,176 A peculiarly feminine disease. 65 00:08:21,385 --> 00:08:25,097 - About this banquet- - Exactly, I don't wanna go. 66 00:08:25,306 --> 00:08:27,266 - We're going, it's important. - For what? 67 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:29,977 It's a chance to fight in public, but what else? 68 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:32,813 - Business. - Business? Business what? 69 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,190 Now, the Annual Convention of Wife Cheaters... 70 00:08:35,357 --> 00:08:37,067 ...would be good for business. 71 00:08:37,276 --> 00:08:39,278 - It'll be interesting. - It'll be boring. 72 00:08:39,445 --> 00:08:43,240 The only thing that could liven it up is a strip-search demonstration with you. 73 00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:45,117 Addison... 74 00:08:45,284 --> 00:08:47,870 ...thank you. I think. 75 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:49,705 - We're going. - Oh, come on, Maddie. 76 00:08:49,872 --> 00:08:53,083 Being detectives is what we do all day, every day. I don't wanna- 77 00:08:53,292 --> 00:08:54,918 - Say that again. - "That." 78 00:08:55,127 --> 00:08:57,546 David, you've just given me a wonderful idea. 79 00:08:57,713 --> 00:09:01,091 That strip-search thing? How do you feel about barnyard animals? 80 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:05,471 Being detectives is what we do all day, but it's not what Ms. DiPesto does. 81 00:09:05,638 --> 00:09:08,974 - Not what Ms. DiPesto does at all. - Thank the Lord for small favors. 82 00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:11,060 This could be exactly what she needs. 83 00:09:11,268 --> 00:09:14,146 Are you suggesting sending DiPesto to this banquet? 84 00:09:14,355 --> 00:09:17,191 There will be other banquets for us, but Agnes... 85 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,526 ...how many banquets are in her future? 86 00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:23,113 - All right, you convinced me. - I'll give DiPesto my ticket... 87 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,657 ...and you can be her escort. 88 00:09:24,823 --> 00:09:28,327 Wait a second! Maddie, we can't do that to Agnes. 89 00:09:28,494 --> 00:09:30,204 - We can't? - She shows up with me... 90 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:32,414 - ...she won't meet other men. - Think so? 91 00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:33,874 Yes, I know so. 92 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,670 Guys don't hit on other men's women. It's like the rule, a code, like- 93 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,755 - Honor among thieves? - Exactly like that. 94 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,925 Maddie, Agnes has gotta be free to network... 95 00:09:43,092 --> 00:09:46,011 ...chitchat, knickknack, paddywack, give a dog a bone... 96 00:09:46,178 --> 00:09:48,806 ...if she wants a guy to roll her home. 97 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,601 - You might be right. - Might be? Am be. Definitely am be. 98 00:09:52,768 --> 00:09:56,730 Maddie, it's time to let our little girl grow up. 99 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,817 So I vote no to the chaperone at the dance. 100 00:09:59,984 --> 00:10:01,485 Give her the keys to the car... 101 00:10:01,652 --> 00:10:03,862 ...and hey, let's forego the curfew, huh? 102 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:06,365 - You think so? - Maddie... 103 00:10:06,532 --> 00:10:08,450 ...I know this is very hard for you... 104 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:11,453 ...but there comes a time when you just have to let go. 105 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,914 David, let go. 106 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:18,502 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you... 107 00:10:19,461 --> 00:10:22,047 Ms. DiPesto, I just had an idea. 108 00:10:22,214 --> 00:10:24,091 You ought to get somebody look at that. 109 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:27,553 Would you like to go to a soiree with a bunch of private dicks? 110 00:10:27,886 --> 00:10:30,431 - Excuse me? - What Mr. Addison is trying to say... 111 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,349 ...is I had an idea. 112 00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:34,727 - You doing anything tonight? - She is going... 113 00:10:34,893 --> 00:10:37,855 ...to the California Investigators Association annual banquet. 114 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:39,398 - I am? - You am. 115 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:42,735 - But I don't have a date. - You don't need a date. 116 00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:45,321 All you need's a ticket and something to wear. 117 00:10:45,529 --> 00:10:49,116 - Don't have that either. - But you will. 118 00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:51,660 - I will? - You will. 119 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,831 Remember, no plunging necklines or patent-leather shoes. 120 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,025 Go! 121 00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:54,533 Oh, Ms. DiPesto. 122 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:29,943 Some kind of jam-up up ahead. You mind if I let you out up here? 123 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,248 CALIFORNIA INVESTIGATORS ASSOC. 124 00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:52,132 - Oh, my. - Dance with me. 125 00:13:56,929 --> 00:13:58,722 Excuse me? 126 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:06,730 Dance with me. 127 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,935 You have a name? 128 00:14:45,269 --> 00:14:46,895 Yes. 129 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,733 What is it? 130 00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:53,110 It's... 131 00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:56,071 ...Elaine. 132 00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:05,331 Well, Elaine, I really appreciate this. 133 00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:08,042 Do you work in town? 134 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,545 The Blue Moon Detective Agency. Why? 135 00:15:13,839 --> 00:15:15,799 I wanna give you something. 136 00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:20,179 Hold on to this number. 137 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,606 Elaine, how long can you hold your breath? 138 00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:32,775 You mean, like in scuba? 139 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:04,598 Elaine, thanks a lot. 140 00:16:05,849 --> 00:16:07,434 Don't mention it. 141 00:16:35,671 --> 00:16:37,089 So... 142 00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:43,721 - ...how'd it go? - Oh, Ms. Hayes, it was nice. 143 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:46,223 Only nice, huh? You meet somebody? 144 00:16:46,432 --> 00:16:48,517 Oh, boy, what a body. 145 00:16:48,726 --> 00:16:51,854 - Was he nice? - Nicer than nice. 146 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,064 At first I thought he'd made a mistake... 147 00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:56,442 ...and he meant to come up to somebody else- 148 00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:59,320 Morning, children, what's the poop on the prom? 149 00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:01,613 Ms. DiPesto met a man at the banquet. 150 00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:04,867 No kidding, facial hair and everything? That explains the smile. 151 00:17:05,075 --> 00:17:07,077 - The smile? - You should try it sometime. 152 00:17:07,244 --> 00:17:09,621 - Perfect cure for UMS. - UMS? 153 00:17:09,788 --> 00:17:11,457 Urgently missing sex. 154 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,002 Excuse me, Ms. Hayes. We'll talk at lunch? 155 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:16,712 I promise. 156 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:22,384 Blue Moon Detective Agency. Say your pooch hasn't yet come home. 157 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,386 Called his name, bought him a new bone. 158 00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:26,805 Give us a shot. Mad and Dave will find Spot- 159 00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:28,599 Elaine. 160 00:17:30,976 --> 00:17:34,438 - How you doing, Elaine? - Could you call back? 161 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,402 - I need to talk to you. - You do? 162 00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:44,573 You wanna go get something to eat? 163 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:49,036 - He's here. - Who's here? 164 00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:51,955 - He's here. - He's here? Him? 165 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,459 - He wants to take me to lunch. - At a quarter after 9? 166 00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:58,545 - Would it be okay? - Sure it'd be okay. Can I meet him? 167 00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,589 Sure you can meet him. 168 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:05,386 Do me a favor, call me Elaine. 169 00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:10,557 I'd like you to meet my employer. 170 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,101 - Madelyn Hayes. - Hello. 171 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,436 - Hi. - We've really gotta go. 172 00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:17,690 - Well, it was nice meeting you, Mr...? - Likewise. 173 00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,733 Ms. DiPesto, have you seen my-? 174 00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:24,613 - Where is she going? - Lunch. 175 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:27,032 That the guy from last night? 176 00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:30,536 - Big appetite. - What is that supposed to mean? 177 00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,788 Come on, Maddie. A man, a woman. 178 00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:34,707 - A nooner. - A what? 179 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:37,459 Or in this case, a niner. 180 00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:45,676 This is nice. 181 00:18:45,843 --> 00:18:47,886 This is different. 182 00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:50,389 I never knew this was here. 183 00:18:50,556 --> 00:18:52,308 They serve good food here? 184 00:18:57,521 --> 00:19:01,984 - Listen, about last night... - That was something, huh? 185 00:19:02,151 --> 00:19:05,154 I mean, I don't know what a guy like you was doing... 186 00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:09,283 - ... dancing with a girl like me, but- - Look, I appreciate what you did. 187 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:14,246 If you hadn't been so pleasant about everything... 188 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,082 I love to dance. 189 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,961 Only wish you hadn't disappeared so fast, though. 190 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,964 If you hadn't given me your number... 191 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:27,051 ...I was afraid I'd never see you again. 192 00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:30,554 - I don't even know your name. - It's Kyle. 193 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,683 About that piece of paper. The one with all the numbers on it. 194 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:37,603 I must have called it about 600 times. 195 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,647 I need it back. 196 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:41,899 The piece of paper, I need it back. 197 00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:45,235 Telephone call for Agnes DiPesto at the front desk. 198 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,738 - Telephone for Agnes DiPesto. - How about that. 199 00:19:47,905 --> 00:19:51,909 Somebody's paging my sister. I'll be right back. 200 00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:53,994 Yeah. 201 00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:07,675 Hello? 202 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,219 Hello? 203 00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:13,973 Excuse me, sir, are you sure somebody called me? 204 00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:16,308 - There's nobody here. - Maybe they hung up. 205 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:17,851 Then why did they call me? 206 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,229 Maybe they're from that show, In Search of... 207 00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:22,731 Between the time they called and you picked up... 208 00:20:22,898 --> 00:20:24,900 ...they found what they were looking for. 209 00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:34,284 - Excuse me. - That's okay. I liked it. 210 00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:50,092 - Don't scream. - Don't scream? 211 00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:02,646 Mister? Please, come quickly, hurry. 212 00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:04,440 - What's the trouble? - Please! 213 00:21:04,648 --> 00:21:06,900 There's something wrong with my date. 214 00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:08,652 Not much I can do about that. 215 00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:12,406 No, you don't understand. It's like he's dead, lifeless. 216 00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:14,992 Some guys, average bowlers, you buy them a ball... 217 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,330 No, I mean he's really dead. 218 00:21:20,789 --> 00:21:24,627 And I came back from the phone and- 219 00:21:27,171 --> 00:21:30,215 Oh, my goodness. 220 00:21:31,008 --> 00:21:33,052 He was right there. 221 00:21:34,511 --> 00:21:37,056 He had his head down on the table... 222 00:21:37,222 --> 00:21:39,808 ...and he had a knife in his chest. 223 00:21:42,394 --> 00:21:46,190 - Maybe he wandered off. - With a knife in his chest? 224 00:21:46,398 --> 00:21:48,817 Oh, I don't think it was one of your knives. 225 00:21:49,777 --> 00:21:52,154 - Out of my alley. - Why? 226 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:54,281 I don't want you here. Out of my alley. 227 00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:56,408 Get out of here! My alley, get out! 228 00:21:56,575 --> 00:21:58,744 - But there was a man murdered here. - Get out. 229 00:21:58,911 --> 00:22:00,245 - Out. - There really was. 230 00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:06,043 I'm telling you for the last time, get out of here. You hear me? Get out! 231 00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:07,498 - So how'd you do? - Excuse me? 232 00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:10,167 How'd you do, bowling? 233 00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:12,878 Not many people bowling at 9:45 in the morning. 234 00:24:14,171 --> 00:24:16,256 Me? I bowled 188... 235 00:24:16,423 --> 00:24:19,677 ...which is a significant improvement over my afternoon performance. 236 00:24:19,843 --> 00:24:23,222 A theory I have about morning versus afternoon versus evening... 237 00:24:23,389 --> 00:24:25,182 ...physical performance in humans. 238 00:24:25,391 --> 00:24:27,768 I've found mornings, across the board... 239 00:24:27,935 --> 00:24:31,730 ...yield better results in overall physical activity. 240 00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:33,732 Makes you wonder, doesn't it? 241 00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:37,569 Maybe our professional sporting teams should play each other in the morning. 242 00:24:37,736 --> 00:24:40,656 Maybe the team that comes from the latest time zone... 243 00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:42,241 ...has an unfair advantage. 244 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:46,286 And I'm not just talking about sports, I'm talking about any activity... 245 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:49,748 ...that requires physical exertion for a protracted period of time. 246 00:24:49,915 --> 00:24:52,042 - You live around here? - Excuse me? 247 00:24:52,209 --> 00:24:56,463 - Wanna go to your place? - What I just told you, it's only a theory. 248 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:59,800 - Now. - I'll get my rosin bag. 249 00:25:02,219 --> 00:25:05,055 - This seems like a very nice place. - Thank you, I like it. 250 00:25:05,222 --> 00:25:08,892 Direct-dial phone, in-room TV, queen-sized bed. 251 00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:10,728 Direct-dial phone, huh? 252 00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,738 Could you draw the drapes, please? 253 00:25:28,787 --> 00:25:31,915 - Thank you. - Wanna watch some in-room TV? 254 00:25:32,082 --> 00:25:34,585 Would you give me a hand with this thing? 255 00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:36,920 A hand? 256 00:25:37,796 --> 00:25:39,840 What is it exactly you wanna do with this? 257 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:42,259 Put it in front of the door. 258 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:46,096 It's gonna make it kind of tough to get the paper in the morning. 259 00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:53,646 Listen, I realize we hardly know each other... 260 00:25:53,812 --> 00:25:57,566 ...but I was just- I mean, we are in my hotel room... 261 00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,193 ...moving furniture and all. 262 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:04,281 I was just kind of wondering, what's your name? 263 00:26:07,409 --> 00:26:10,162 - Agnes. - Douglas. 264 00:26:10,329 --> 00:26:12,623 We're both S's. 265 00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:15,084 Is someone chasing you? 266 00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:18,128 Your husband? 267 00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:20,881 I'm not married. 268 00:26:21,423 --> 00:26:24,885 - Boyfriend? - I don't have a boyfriend. 269 00:26:25,427 --> 00:26:27,262 Not that I know of anyway. 270 00:26:28,514 --> 00:26:32,226 Does this perhaps have something to do with your profession? 271 00:26:32,434 --> 00:26:35,479 - What is it you do, Agnes? - I work for a detective agency. 272 00:26:35,813 --> 00:26:39,525 - No kidding. - No kidding. I answer the phones. 273 00:26:39,692 --> 00:26:42,027 Which is how I got into this in the first place. 274 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:44,613 Because I wasn't happy just answering the phones. 275 00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,699 So my boss, Maddie Hayes... 276 00:26:46,865 --> 00:26:50,327 ...gave me these tickets to go to this dance, and I met this guy. 277 00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:52,287 Guy? 278 00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:57,793 Don't worry. For one thing, I don't think I'm his type... 279 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,004 ...and for another, he's dead. 280 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:02,339 - Dead? - Dead. 281 00:27:02,715 --> 00:27:05,551 If you're a woman, death after the first date... 282 00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:09,263 ...does not do a lot for your self-confidence. 283 00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:12,558 What are you doing hanging around with people who die? 284 00:27:13,392 --> 00:27:17,646 If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not talk about all that right now. 285 00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:21,859 I'd really like to talk about something else. 286 00:27:23,652 --> 00:27:26,113 So, what do you do? 287 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,781 Me? 288 00:27:28,324 --> 00:27:31,452 I'm involved in the personal-services industry. 289 00:27:32,494 --> 00:27:34,538 - I sell shoes. - Shoes? 290 00:27:34,705 --> 00:27:37,541 Shoes. Everybody needs them. Everybody uses them. 291 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:39,793 Everybody needs to replace them. 292 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,712 Shoes. 293 00:27:41,879 --> 00:27:46,967 Yep. I help keep America on its feet. That's on a poster where I work. 294 00:27:47,384 --> 00:27:49,970 - Do you like it? - Shoes? 295 00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:53,349 You may not have noticed, but I'm kind of short. Low to the ground. 296 00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:55,601 But for a shoe salesman, this is a big plus. 297 00:27:55,768 --> 00:27:57,603 You're much closer to your product... 298 00:27:57,770 --> 00:28:01,315 ...and where your product's gonna be used. It's sort of my destiny. 299 00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:07,029 You know, this isn't how I thought it was gonna be at all. 300 00:28:07,738 --> 00:28:12,242 When I told Ms. Hayes that I wanted to do something exciting... 301 00:28:12,409 --> 00:28:16,956 ...I thought it would all be less dangerous and more fun. 302 00:28:18,415 --> 00:28:21,377 Why don't I give you something to drink. 303 00:28:23,212 --> 00:28:24,755 Something to drink maybe. 304 00:28:27,049 --> 00:28:29,176 You know what I should do? 305 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,804 I should try calling them. 306 00:28:36,558 --> 00:28:39,103 I'll just tell them I'm here with you and- 307 00:28:42,064 --> 00:28:44,233 Sorry, Agnes. 308 00:28:53,575 --> 00:28:55,285 Hello? 309 00:28:56,161 --> 00:28:58,455 What happened? 310 00:29:00,332 --> 00:29:03,002 Did something happen? 311 00:29:03,752 --> 00:29:07,798 Whatever it was, I didn't sleep through it, did I? 312 00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:09,300 Nothing's happened. 313 00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:13,262 I've just given you a shot of sodium pentathol. Truth serum. 314 00:29:13,429 --> 00:29:15,055 Truth serum? 315 00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,640 To relax you... 316 00:29:16,807 --> 00:29:20,853 ...help you lose your inhibitions, help you clear your mind, that's all. 317 00:29:21,186 --> 00:29:24,940 Just listen to me, just think about what I'm asking you. 318 00:29:25,316 --> 00:29:28,527 Douglas, I don't like this. 319 00:29:28,694 --> 00:29:30,404 Here's the first question. 320 00:29:30,571 --> 00:29:34,825 - Who do you work for? - Well, David Addison hired me... 321 00:29:34,992 --> 00:29:37,911 ...but I really work for Maddie Hayes. 322 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:40,205 We all work for Maddie Hayes. 323 00:29:40,664 --> 00:29:42,458 And who's Maddie Hayes? 324 00:29:42,666 --> 00:29:47,796 Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes? 325 00:29:48,672 --> 00:29:51,925 It's important that you let me ask the questions, Agnes. 326 00:29:52,968 --> 00:29:57,723 - You have a great mouth too. - Thank you. 327 00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:01,852 To the best of your knowledge, are either of them involved in espionage? 328 00:30:02,728 --> 00:30:05,230 I just had a thought. 329 00:30:06,315 --> 00:30:08,817 I bet you don't sell shoes for a living. 330 00:30:08,984 --> 00:30:12,321 - Answer the question, Agnes. - No. 331 00:30:12,488 --> 00:30:15,407 I mean, "No, to the best of my knowledge... 332 00:30:15,574 --> 00:30:17,785 ...neither of them are involved in espionage." 333 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:21,080 Not, "No, I won't answer the question." 334 00:30:21,705 --> 00:30:24,416 Now you say something nice about me. 335 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,251 - Excuse me? - It's your turn... 336 00:30:26,418 --> 00:30:29,797 - ...to say something nice about me. - It is? 337 00:30:34,843 --> 00:30:37,012 I like what you're doing with your hair there. 338 00:30:37,179 --> 00:30:39,473 It's very different, very nice. 339 00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:44,645 But I don't do anything with my hair. 340 00:30:44,812 --> 00:30:48,023 So you'd never met Kyle till he asked you to dance? 341 00:30:48,649 --> 00:30:50,859 Kyle. 342 00:30:51,652 --> 00:30:54,947 - What a gorgeous man. - Answer the question. 343 00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:58,701 You sound angry. There's no reason to be angry. 344 00:30:58,867 --> 00:31:01,745 I never met Kyle until he asked me to dance. 345 00:31:03,622 --> 00:31:07,918 - Kyle danced great. - I know. 346 00:31:08,085 --> 00:31:10,921 - I saw you. - You saw us? 347 00:31:11,088 --> 00:31:14,300 - How could you have seen us? - I was there. 348 00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:18,053 Kyle and I worked together. I was sort of his boss. 349 00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:20,556 Wait a second. 350 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,727 So when you bumped into me at the bowling alley- 351 00:31:24,893 --> 00:31:28,063 I knew somebody was after him. I had to find out if it was you. 352 00:31:28,814 --> 00:31:30,316 Are you guys spies? 353 00:31:33,527 --> 00:31:35,571 Better get your coat. 354 00:31:36,947 --> 00:31:39,033 GAYLORD APARTMENTS 355 00:31:55,633 --> 00:31:57,635 - Where you wanna go? - Straight to the top. 356 00:31:57,801 --> 00:32:00,804 President of Blue Moon Detective Agencies. 357 00:32:00,971 --> 00:32:04,099 No, I mean now. Here in this cab. 358 00:32:04,475 --> 00:32:06,268 Do I have to go somewhere? 359 00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:09,980 There are things I have to do. Work I have to attend to. 360 00:32:11,607 --> 00:32:13,275 Don't worry, I'll see you again. 361 00:32:13,442 --> 00:32:15,152 - You promise? - Absolutely. 362 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,321 Well... 363 00:32:24,995 --> 00:32:28,415 Will one of you tell me if this is gonna go on? I'll start the meter. 364 00:32:35,089 --> 00:32:38,175 - Why did you do that? - I couldn't help myself. 365 00:32:38,384 --> 00:32:40,594 I understand that. 366 00:32:40,928 --> 00:32:43,305 Now, where do you live? 367 00:32:44,974 --> 00:32:48,227 This thing between us is really zipping along, isn't it? 368 00:32:48,394 --> 00:32:51,814 No. I mean, so this man can drive you home. 369 00:32:51,981 --> 00:32:56,276 - What's your address? - Oh, 6338 Hope Street. 370 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:59,446 Isn't that a wonderful name for a street? Hope Street. 371 00:32:59,613 --> 00:33:02,491 That's why I moved there, because of the name. 372 00:33:02,658 --> 00:33:05,285 Other than that, it isn't much of a place to live. 373 00:33:05,619 --> 00:33:07,621 You're a very special woman, Agnes. 374 00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:35,065 - Why have we stopped? - Red light. 375 00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:42,990 - 2151 Sherwood Way. - Sorry, pal, I already have a fare. 376 00:33:44,742 --> 00:33:48,329 That's okay, I don't mind sharing. 377 00:34:03,636 --> 00:34:07,181 - Please. - Thank you. 378 00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:12,770 Although I still think it was rude of you, after I let you share my cab... 379 00:34:12,936 --> 00:34:15,105 ...not to let me go where I wanted to go. 380 00:34:15,272 --> 00:34:16,815 Stop that. 381 00:34:16,982 --> 00:34:20,611 - Stop what? - That! That gibberish talk. 382 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:25,908 I don't believe it, and I don't believe you. 383 00:34:28,744 --> 00:34:30,955 I know who you are. 384 00:34:31,455 --> 00:34:33,832 You're Kyle's girl. Or you were. 385 00:34:35,584 --> 00:34:38,504 And now you're Doug's. Doug's girl, Doug's contact. 386 00:34:40,923 --> 00:34:43,759 - So give us the number. - What number? 387 00:34:49,098 --> 00:34:53,978 The bundle number. The number of the bundle that contains the plans. 388 00:34:54,687 --> 00:34:57,731 I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about. 389 00:34:57,898 --> 00:35:00,818 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 390 00:35:00,985 --> 00:35:03,654 We've been smuggling plans out of High Castle Defense... 391 00:35:03,821 --> 00:35:05,447 ...in laundry bundles. 392 00:35:05,614 --> 00:35:08,867 Your people figured out what we were doing and planted a man here... 393 00:35:09,034 --> 00:35:11,412 ...in the middle of the laundry. 394 00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:15,666 - We did? - We found out and killed your man... 395 00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:19,295 ...but not before he was able to switch the bundle numbers... 396 00:35:19,461 --> 00:35:21,297 ...on some very important plans. 397 00:35:22,339 --> 00:35:26,260 What makes you think I have this number? 398 00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:29,346 The man who infiltrated us was Kyle. 399 00:35:29,513 --> 00:35:33,976 And we know that Kyle passed the number on to you. 400 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,812 - He did? - At the dance. 401 00:35:36,979 --> 00:35:41,567 Just like he was supposed to, just as you had planned it. 402 00:35:42,026 --> 00:35:44,862 So, what is it? 403 00:35:45,571 --> 00:35:47,531 I don't know. 404 00:35:50,951 --> 00:35:53,370 - I don't know. - The number! 405 00:35:53,537 --> 00:35:56,749 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what happened. 406 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:03,589 Last night I went to this reception, a man asked me to dance. 407 00:36:03,756 --> 00:36:06,717 This morning he took me to coffee and got killed. 408 00:36:06,884 --> 00:36:09,345 This other man shot me with truth serum. 409 00:36:09,511 --> 00:36:11,847 The two of you hijacked my cab. 410 00:36:12,014 --> 00:36:16,268 I don't know what's going on. I don't know anything. 411 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,855 I'm nobody's contact. Nobody's girl. 412 00:36:20,022 --> 00:36:25,527 I answer phones. I'm a lady who answers phones. 413 00:36:31,867 --> 00:36:34,161 Do you think I could use the facilities? 414 00:36:41,251 --> 00:36:43,963 Let's not make a career of it. 415 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:30,217 How we doing in there? 416 00:37:32,261 --> 00:37:33,846 Did you fall in? 417 00:37:47,985 --> 00:37:50,112 Get back here, you! 418 00:38:40,371 --> 00:38:41,872 Hey, you! 419 00:40:10,419 --> 00:40:12,755 COLD WATER RINSE 420 00:40:41,951 --> 00:40:43,661 Here. 421 00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:48,457 What good's a romantic hero if he's not there when you need him? 422 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,628 - Doug! - Everything's gonna be fine. 423 00:40:55,297 --> 00:40:59,134 Agnes, just stay calm. You're perfectly safe up there. 424 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,054 Doug! 425 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:09,561 Doug! Doug! 426 00:41:12,982 --> 00:41:14,984 HOT WATER RINSE 427 00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:20,155 Doug! 428 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:43,887 - Thanks! - Don't mention it. 429 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:47,952 Agnes! Are you okay? 430 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:10,057 Here we go again. 431 00:43:16,355 --> 00:43:18,107 Thanks, Lou. 432 00:43:18,273 --> 00:43:22,820 - You know him? - Yeah, he works for me too. 433 00:43:28,409 --> 00:43:30,869 Agnes, what's that? 434 00:43:37,293 --> 00:43:40,504 Doug, don't get upset. 435 00:43:40,671 --> 00:43:43,048 This is Kyle's phone number. 436 00:43:43,215 --> 00:43:46,343 - He gave it to me last night. - Kyle's number? 437 00:44:06,613 --> 00:44:09,491 And this laundry bundle was filled with plans? 438 00:44:09,658 --> 00:44:11,702 Honest Injun. 439 00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:18,709 Agnes, you understand, you won't be able to tell anyone... 440 00:44:18,876 --> 00:44:21,879 ...about what went on today. National security. 441 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,591 Yeah, no. National security. 442 00:44:25,758 --> 00:44:28,302 I'm sorry you had to get involved. 443 00:44:29,303 --> 00:44:31,305 You are? 444 00:44:34,892 --> 00:44:36,435 Well... 445 00:44:38,187 --> 00:44:39,980 Well? 446 00:44:41,398 --> 00:44:42,941 Well... 447 00:44:44,068 --> 00:44:47,154 You got any more of that truth stuff with you? 448 00:44:47,655 --> 00:44:48,989 No. 449 00:44:50,407 --> 00:44:52,034 Guess we'll have to do without. 450 00:45:04,004 --> 00:45:05,339 Here she comes. 451 00:45:05,506 --> 00:45:08,008 I gotta be honest, I never thought she had it in her. 452 00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:11,679 - David, we don't know what happened. - Come on, she left 24 hours ago. 453 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:14,264 - She had more than a tuna sandwich. - Will you stop? 454 00:45:14,431 --> 00:45:17,810 Face it. Her nooner became an afternooner, which became a nighter... 455 00:45:17,977 --> 00:45:20,270 ...which probably became an overnighter. 456 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:25,401 Morning, Ms. Hayes. Morning, Mr. Addison. 457 00:45:25,567 --> 00:45:27,653 - Morning, Ms. DiPesto. - Morning, Ms. DiPesto. 458 00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:31,782 Sorry I'm a little late. Actually, I'm a lot late. 459 00:45:31,991 --> 00:45:34,576 Kind of missed yesterday, didn't I? 460 00:45:35,703 --> 00:45:37,288 I stopped over at the cleaner's. 461 00:45:39,248 --> 00:45:42,084 You didn't have to do that. 462 00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:46,422 - So? - So? 463 00:45:46,588 --> 00:45:47,631 So? 464 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,009 Did you at least get a nice dinner out of it? 465 00:45:50,175 --> 00:45:51,677 David. 466 00:45:52,303 --> 00:45:54,263 I'll tell you something. 467 00:45:54,430 --> 00:45:55,806 I missed you guys. 468 00:45:57,433 --> 00:46:02,187 I missed this place, I missed that phone. 469 00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:04,565 Life is pretty good. 470 00:46:05,024 --> 00:46:06,817 Yeah... 471 00:46:07,109 --> 00:46:09,528 ...life is pretty good. 472 00:46:10,863 --> 00:46:13,032 So she's not gonna share the intimate details? 473 00:46:13,198 --> 00:46:15,701 - We better get back to work. - We don't have any work. 474 00:46:15,868 --> 00:46:18,454 We have to tell the writers to write bigger parts... 475 00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:20,831 - ...for next week's episode. - I'll buy that. 476 00:46:26,962 --> 00:46:30,716 - Special delivery for an Agnes DiPesto. - I'm Agnes DiPesto. 477 00:46:31,634 --> 00:46:33,636 Sign here. 478 00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:39,850 Thank you. 479 00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:53,364 Dear Agnes: 480 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:57,451 Unfortunately, I had to leave Los Angeles this morning. 481 00:46:57,618 --> 00:46:59,787 Of course, I can't tell you where I'm going... 482 00:46:59,954 --> 00:47:02,289 ...and I can't tell you when I'll be back. 483 00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:03,958 The truth is... 484 00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:06,543 ...I can't tell you much of anything... 485 00:47:06,710 --> 00:47:10,881 ...except how terrific I think you are. 486 00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:15,219 Thinking of you, Doug. 487 00:47:25,729 --> 00:47:30,567 Bakery. Ms. DiPesto of Blue Moon. You know my usual jelly? 488 00:47:30,734 --> 00:47:33,237 Make it a cruller. 489 00:48:46,727 --> 00:48:48,812 Subtitulada by SDI Media Group Ripped by subXpacio and TusSeries 37889

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