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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,085 --> 00:00:01,585 (waves lapping) (gulls cawing) 2 00:00:01,685 --> 00:00:05,625 ♪ One voice ♪ 3 00:00:05,725 --> 00:00:10,725 ♪ Singing in the darkness ♪ 4 00:00:11,806 --> 00:00:16,806 ♪ Joining with your one voice ♪ 5 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:22,266 ♪ Each and every note another octave ♪ 6 00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:25,267 ♪ Hands are joined and fears unlocked, ♪ 7 00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:29,507 ♪ If only one voice ♪ 8 00:00:29,607 --> 00:00:32,147 ♪ Would start it on its own ♪ 9 00:00:32,248 --> 00:00:36,308 ♪ We need just one voice ♪ 10 00:00:36,408 --> 00:00:38,228 ♪ Facing the unknown ♪ 11 00:00:38,328 --> 00:00:42,388 ♪ And then that one voice ♪ 12 00:00:42,489 --> 00:00:44,909 ♪ Would never be alone ♪ 13 00:00:45,009 --> 00:00:48,529 ♪ It takes that one voice ♪ 14 00:00:52,249 --> 00:00:53,229 - First you wanna be an actor, 15 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:54,750 then you wanna be Barry Manilow 16 00:00:54,850 --> 00:00:55,950 and you know what they say about him. 17 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:58,510 Who ends up paying for it all, eh? Muggins here. 18 00:00:58,610 --> 00:00:59,350 - It's like Richie said, 19 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,710 we're only doing it to get an Equity Card. 20 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,270 - That's how it works, if you can prove enough work 21 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:03,910 with an Equity contract, you get a card. 22 00:01:04,011 --> 00:01:06,751 - Now, I don't understand why it's so hard to join. 23 00:01:06,851 --> 00:01:09,271 Thank God for Maggie, she made a pledge, 24 00:01:09,371 --> 00:01:10,951 she's gonna stop all this union stuff. 25 00:01:11,051 --> 00:01:13,391 - I know, good for her, just wish she'd hurry up. 26 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,751 - Well, what's it all for? 27 00:01:14,852 --> 00:01:15,892 So you can end up in Birmingham Rep saying, 28 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:16,712 "Anyone for tennis?" 29 00:01:16,812 --> 00:01:17,872 - All right, you've made your point. 30 00:01:17,972 --> 00:01:18,872 - What, so I can't even speak now, eh? 31 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:21,592 Is that, is that it? Shall I just shut up? 32 00:01:21,692 --> 00:01:24,112 - What do they say about Barry Manilow? 33 00:01:24,212 --> 00:01:27,592 - Your father says he's queer, which is ridiculous. 34 00:01:27,693 --> 00:01:28,673 The ladies love him. 35 00:01:28,773 --> 00:01:31,273 - Right, I've gotta get this signed, or it doesn't count. 36 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:33,373 Might take a while, yeah. 37 00:01:34,893 --> 00:01:38,233 Actually, if I do end up in Birmingham Rep, I'll be happy, 38 00:01:38,334 --> 00:01:40,514 because I'll be working and that's all I want. 39 00:01:40,614 --> 00:01:42,614 Okay? 40 00:01:44,574 --> 00:01:45,314 - Well, that's me told. 41 00:01:45,414 --> 00:01:47,884 - It's a shame you can't stay for Christmas, Jill. 42 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,795 You can't go back to London, not after the bomb. 43 00:01:49,895 --> 00:01:52,955 - No, I'll go straight home. My Mum does a great Christmas. 44 00:01:53,055 --> 00:01:53,795 - All right. 45 00:01:53,895 --> 00:01:56,055 All the same, you're very welcome to stay. 46 00:01:57,096 --> 00:02:00,076 You two, you spend so much time together. 47 00:02:00,176 --> 00:02:02,396 I think that Ritchie's gonna miss you. 48 00:02:02,496 --> 00:02:03,996 - We're not a couple though. 49 00:02:04,096 --> 00:02:06,036 I've told you, we're really not. 50 00:02:06,136 --> 00:02:06,876 - Oh. (laughs) 51 00:02:06,977 --> 00:02:09,597 I saw you. Singing a love song. 52 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,277 I know it's acting. 53 00:02:11,377 --> 00:02:13,077 Well, I'm hardly an expert, but... 54 00:02:13,177 --> 00:02:15,477 well, from the little I can gather, 55 00:02:15,577 --> 00:02:19,597 good acting is when it's true, isn't it? 56 00:02:19,698 --> 00:02:22,278 (lively dance music) 57 00:02:22,378 --> 00:02:25,038 (gulls cawing) 58 00:02:25,138 --> 00:02:27,358 (heavy breathing) 59 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:28,358 - [Man] Oh, slow down. 60 00:02:28,459 --> 00:02:29,719 - I haven't got long. My Dad's up there with the car. 61 00:02:29,819 --> 00:02:33,079 - Well, we can meet tomorrow. There's a party on the beach. 62 00:02:33,179 --> 00:02:33,919 - I can't. I've gotta get back. 63 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:34,759 - Back where? 64 00:02:34,859 --> 00:02:36,079 - London. 65 00:02:36,179 --> 00:02:37,319 - I thought you lived up the hill? 66 00:02:37,419 --> 00:02:38,159 - I do. 67 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,419 Well, I did, that's my family. I live in London. 68 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:46,520 - I'd better get back. 69 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,760 - Come on, let's finish off. 70 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:49,680 - No, I'm fine, I better go. 71 00:02:49,781 --> 00:02:50,801 - What happened? What did I do? 72 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:53,081 - Nothing. Just... 73 00:02:53,181 --> 00:02:54,441 - What? 74 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,561 - London. 75 00:02:55,661 --> 00:02:57,481 - So? 76 00:02:57,581 --> 00:02:59,001 Oh, my God, don't be so stupid! 77 00:02:59,101 --> 00:03:00,521 It's Americans you don't sleep with, 78 00:03:00,622 --> 00:03:02,622 not Londoners, Americans! 79 00:03:03,262 --> 00:03:05,362 There's nothing wrong with boys from London! 80 00:03:05,462 --> 00:03:10,462 ("Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division) 81 00:03:18,303 --> 00:03:21,243 ♪ When routine bites hard ♪ 82 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:24,684 ♪ And ambitions are low ♪ 83 00:03:24,784 --> 00:03:27,644 ♪ And resentment rides high ♪ 84 00:03:27,744 --> 00:03:29,724 ♪ But emotions won't grow ♪ 85 00:03:29,824 --> 00:03:31,404 - You look really nice. 86 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:34,254 ♪ And we're changing our ways ♪ 87 00:03:34,345 --> 00:03:35,125 ♪ Taking different roads ♪ 88 00:03:35,225 --> 00:03:36,725 - [All] La! 89 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:37,845 - Oh, you look lovely. 90 00:03:37,945 --> 00:03:38,785 - Gregory's outside, he's waiting. 91 00:03:38,865 --> 00:03:39,645 See you later. 92 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:41,325 - [Jill] Roscoe, don't get in trouble. 93 00:03:41,425 --> 00:03:42,645 - [Roscoe] Moi? 94 00:03:42,746 --> 00:03:45,666 (car horn honking) 95 00:03:46,546 --> 00:03:49,646 - Look at you, Rosalind, very nice. 96 00:03:49,746 --> 00:03:51,846 I've decided, in honor of the big day, 97 00:03:51,946 --> 00:03:53,286 I'm not gonna charge you petrol. 98 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:55,387 - Oh, thank you very much. 99 00:03:59,067 --> 00:04:00,807 (gentle music) 100 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,167 - How far is she gone now? 101 00:04:02,267 --> 00:04:03,527 - Five months. 102 00:04:03,628 --> 00:04:05,628 - [Gloria] Naughty boy. 103 00:04:07,228 --> 00:04:09,588 What's he like, is he handsome? 104 00:04:10,548 --> 00:04:12,548 - Don't know. 105 00:04:15,029 --> 00:04:17,629 (gentle music) 106 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:35,070 (upbeat dance music) 107 00:04:47,832 --> 00:04:49,992 (inhales) 108 00:05:00,913 --> 00:05:03,133 ♪ And now it's true ♪ 109 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:06,573 ♪ Gonna get along in spite of you ♪ 110 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,733 ♪ Don't want to hear your alibis ♪ 111 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:10,574 (moaning) 112 00:05:10,674 --> 00:05:15,674 ♪ Don't want your part time compromise ♪ 113 00:05:16,034 --> 00:05:18,044 - See you then. 114 00:05:18,475 --> 00:05:20,475 Bye. 115 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:23,195 - Bedroom's free. 116 00:05:25,355 --> 00:05:26,815 - Who was he? 117 00:05:26,915 --> 00:05:28,055 - [Roscoe] Dunno. 118 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:28,855 (faucet running) 119 00:05:28,956 --> 00:05:30,956 - [Colin] Don't you even know his name? 120 00:05:31,556 --> 00:05:32,936 - Have you ever had sex? 121 00:05:33,036 --> 00:05:33,976 - Yeah. 122 00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:36,076 - [Roscoe] When? 123 00:05:39,437 --> 00:05:40,977 - Colin? 124 00:05:41,077 --> 00:05:43,477 (chattering) 125 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:50,157 Question, have you got a passport? 126 00:05:51,198 --> 00:05:52,658 - No, sorry. 127 00:05:52,758 --> 00:05:54,858 - Well, it takes three to four months, 128 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:58,098 so you've got time if you apply straightaway. 129 00:05:58,198 --> 00:06:03,098 We've booked three days from Sunday, the 8th of July. 130 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:04,259 - What for? 131 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:06,259 - New York. 132 00:06:06,359 --> 00:06:08,979 You're going to New York! 133 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:11,059 - Um, but why? 134 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:15,140 - The Honorable Clement Bridger is a long-standing customer 135 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,060 and he's removed himself to New York 136 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,460 and he needs fittings for a number of winter suits, 137 00:06:21,561 --> 00:06:23,561 which requires Mr Hart. 138 00:06:25,361 --> 00:06:27,621 And his assistant. 139 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,781 - But, New York? (chuckles) 140 00:06:29,881 --> 00:06:31,021 Is it expensive? 141 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:32,781 - Well, no, we pay! (chuckles) 142 00:06:32,882 --> 00:06:35,942 Oh, Colin, you are funny! 143 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:40,222 It's all on expenses. Hard work though. 144 00:06:40,322 --> 00:06:43,142 Don't go thinking it's a little jolly. 145 00:06:43,243 --> 00:06:46,323 You're there to do exactly what Mr Hart says. 146 00:06:47,203 --> 00:06:49,883 (clock ticking) 147 00:06:53,284 --> 00:06:55,144 - I'd give anything to go to New York! 148 00:06:55,244 --> 00:06:57,064 You're such a bloody misery! What is the problem? 149 00:06:57,164 --> 00:06:58,264 - He's the boss. He's a bit creepy. 150 00:06:58,364 --> 00:06:59,864 - For God sake, Gladys Pew! 151 00:06:59,964 --> 00:07:01,264 I'd suck him off to get to New York! 152 00:07:01,364 --> 00:07:02,944 - You'd suck him off to get to Ealing Broadway. 153 00:07:03,044 --> 00:07:03,794 (laughing) 154 00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:04,745 - I would! Sexual Ealing! 155 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:06,545 - Just be careful, though. You know what they say, 156 00:07:06,645 --> 00:07:08,265 don't sleep with anyone out there. 157 00:07:08,365 --> 00:07:09,225 (laughing) 158 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:10,465 - Oh, yeah, 'cause Gladys never stops! 159 00:07:10,565 --> 00:07:11,505 - You sex machine! 160 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:12,665 - The virgin from the valley! 161 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,025 - Only you would go to the one place in the world 162 00:07:15,126 --> 00:07:17,066 where you can't have sex. 163 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:18,546 (upbeat dance music) 164 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,786 La! 165 00:07:19,886 --> 00:07:21,886 ♪ La ♪ 166 00:07:23,326 --> 00:07:25,566 (clapping) 167 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,507 - [Pete] Can I leave those with you? 168 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:30,427 - Oh, for God Sake, don't be so stupid! 169 00:07:30,527 --> 00:07:32,787 Grizzle, he's doing it again! We're being victimized. 170 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:33,987 - You should read this stuff. 171 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,107 - Oh, for the last time, get out 172 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,308 and take these sodding things with ya! 173 00:07:37,408 --> 00:07:38,948 - Look, I just wanna leave 'em on the bar. 174 00:07:39,048 --> 00:07:39,788 I'm not causing trouble. 175 00:07:39,888 --> 00:07:41,188 - You wouldn't say that shit about straight people. 176 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:42,428 - Roscoe, get him out. 177 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:44,428 - Come on, we're trying to earn a living, 178 00:07:44,528 --> 00:07:46,428 This stuff's gonna drive people away. 179 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:48,069 - It's all true, every word of it. 180 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:50,149 - Listen, my father preaches Armageddon 181 00:07:50,249 --> 00:07:52,349 every Sunday afternoon, and every Monday morning, 182 00:07:52,449 --> 00:07:54,029 I wake up, still alive. 183 00:07:54,129 --> 00:07:54,869 Go! 184 00:07:54,969 --> 00:07:55,989 - Do you see? It's not fair! 185 00:07:56,089 --> 00:07:57,309 Every time we go out, it's this shit. 186 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,910 The whole thing is a pack of lies. 187 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,830 - No, but that man, Pete, he said he met this man, 188 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:01,670 who said he was- 189 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,150 - Oh, he said, she said, they said. 190 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,190 They're always saying something, 191 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:05,270 but do you wanna know the truth? 192 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,110 Do you know what it really is, AIDS? 193 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,910 It's a racket, it's a money-making scheme 194 00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:09,711 for drugs companies. 195 00:08:09,811 --> 00:08:10,951 Do you seriously think there's an illness 196 00:08:11,051 --> 00:08:12,511 that only kills gay men? 197 00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:14,671 It can calculate that you're gay and kill you, 198 00:08:14,771 --> 00:08:15,791 but no one else? 199 00:08:15,891 --> 00:08:17,231 Hm, what about bisexuals, 200 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,511 do they only get sick every other day? 201 00:08:18,612 --> 00:08:22,152 And they say it's a cancer, but you can't catch cancer. 202 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,292 Cancer is not a thing that can get caught. 203 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:26,072 It's not like a cold or a cough, it's cancer. 204 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,672 It doesn't transmit. 205 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:31,192 Just imagine it, gay cancer. How is a cancer gay? 206 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,313 I mean, what does it look like? Is it pink? 207 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,033 Where is it? Is it in the wrists? 208 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:35,873 I mean, for God's sake. 209 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:38,313 You get all these stories and all these rumors 210 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:39,473 and all these nightmares, 211 00:08:39,574 --> 00:08:42,194 because that's what they want you to think, that lot. 212 00:08:42,294 --> 00:08:44,554 They wanna scare us and stop us having sex 213 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:45,634 and make us really boring, 214 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,194 basically because they can't get laid. 215 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,434 That's the truth. 216 00:08:49,534 --> 00:08:52,444 'Cause according to them, how does it work, this AIDS thing? 217 00:08:52,535 --> 00:08:55,255 Okay, they say it's spread by poppers. 218 00:08:56,255 --> 00:08:58,115 They say it arrived from outer space on a comet. 219 00:08:58,215 --> 00:09:01,515 And they say that God created it to strike us dead! 220 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:02,356 (thunder claps) 221 00:09:02,456 --> 00:09:05,196 They say it was created in a laboratory to kill us. 222 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:06,036 (beaker shatters) 223 00:09:06,136 --> 00:09:07,356 They say it's the Russians. 224 00:09:07,456 --> 00:09:08,836 (soldiers marching) 225 00:09:08,936 --> 00:09:10,356 They say we got it from the jungle. 226 00:09:10,456 --> 00:09:11,196 (ape shrieks) 227 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:12,437 They say it's caused by friction! 228 00:09:12,537 --> 00:09:13,477 (shouts) 229 00:09:13,577 --> 00:09:15,577 They say it's in the spunk. 230 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:16,957 They say Freddie Laker spread it, 231 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,637 when he introduced cheap flights. 232 00:09:18,737 --> 00:09:20,197 They say there's one patient zero 233 00:09:20,297 --> 00:09:22,197 spreading it wherever he goes. 234 00:09:22,298 --> 00:09:23,038 (shouts) Woo! 235 00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:26,758 They say it affects homosexuals, Haitians and hemophiliacs, 236 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,598 like there's a disease which has targeted the letter H. 237 00:09:29,698 --> 00:09:30,638 Who's it gonna get next? 238 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,718 People from Hartlepool and Hampshire and Hull? 239 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:36,699 Don't you see what all of these things have got in common? 240 00:09:38,299 --> 00:09:40,299 They're not true! 241 00:09:41,459 --> 00:09:43,459 And how do I know? 242 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:46,580 How do I know it's not true? 243 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:51,840 Because I'm not stupid! Which means... 244 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:54,360 (energetic dance music) 245 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,461 I don't believe it. 246 00:09:58,301 --> 00:09:59,721 ♪ That you're really something baby ♪ 247 00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:01,821 I don't believe it! 248 00:10:02,261 --> 00:10:06,801 ♪ Will you stay or will you go away ♪ 249 00:10:06,902 --> 00:10:07,882 ♪ Don't go away ♪ 250 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,602 I don't believe a word of it! 251 00:10:09,702 --> 00:10:12,442 Now hit me with those lasers, please! 252 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:16,842 ♪ Good lovin' on ya ♪ 253 00:10:16,943 --> 00:10:19,163 ♪ What will it cost me baby ♪ 254 00:10:19,263 --> 00:10:20,483 ♪ What will you ♪ 255 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:23,183 (bus rumbling) 256 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:29,484 (bell dings) 257 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,044 - [Gloria] Ding, ding, all aboard! 258 00:10:31,144 --> 00:10:33,124 - Hey, Gloria, nice uniform! 259 00:10:33,224 --> 00:10:34,444 - The joys of nylon. 260 00:10:34,544 --> 00:10:36,614 One spark and I'll go up like a Buddhist monk. 261 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:38,845 - So, are you gonna be there? Ritchie's big day. 262 00:10:38,945 --> 00:10:40,925 - Ritchie Tozer's 21st. 263 00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:43,005 There'll be such a queue, legal at last. 264 00:10:43,105 --> 00:10:46,365 - Excuse me, can we move on now, please? 265 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:48,286 - Keep your hair on, Shirley Williams. 266 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,286 Hold tight, girls! 267 00:10:50,386 --> 00:10:51,446 (bell dings) 268 00:10:51,546 --> 00:10:52,366 See you Saturday, Bill. 269 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:53,286 - [Jill] See you, Glo! 270 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,626 (laughing) 271 00:10:58,387 --> 00:10:59,127 (energetic music) 272 00:10:59,227 --> 00:11:02,087 Tell you what, I haven't seen Gloria. Is he here? 273 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:03,407 - No, I don't think so. 274 00:11:03,507 --> 00:11:05,407 - He said he was coming. Maybe he's working late. 275 00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:07,507 He might have a shift on the night bus. 276 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:11,168 Did you see Gloria last night? 277 00:11:11,268 --> 00:11:13,568 - No, I haven't seen him for ages. 278 00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,668 - Not like her to miss a party. 279 00:11:16,268 --> 00:11:17,448 - He always disappears. 280 00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:20,008 He'll have found some bloke, and he'll come crawling back. 281 00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:22,109 Same old story. 282 00:11:23,509 --> 00:11:26,109 (bell dinging) 283 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,270 - Yay! 284 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:38,790 (chattering) 285 00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:43,231 - I'm looking for Jill Baxter. 286 00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:44,891 Jill Baxter? 287 00:11:44,991 --> 00:11:47,491 (soft music) 288 00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:50,291 (man grunting) 289 00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,372 It's your brother, he called the office, 290 00:11:52,472 --> 00:11:53,732 said it was an emergency. 291 00:11:53,832 --> 00:11:56,772 That's his number. It sounded quite urgent. 292 00:11:56,872 --> 00:11:59,212 He said it was about someone called Gloria. 293 00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:00,972 - Okay, thanks. I'll phone him. 294 00:12:01,073 --> 00:12:03,093 (anxious music) 295 00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:05,333 (phone dialing) 296 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,093 Hello, it's Jill. Who's this? 297 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,733 - [Gloria] Well, that took you long enough, 298 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,613 I wish to God that you lot would get a phone. 299 00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:11,453 - I'm missing my class. 300 00:12:11,554 --> 00:12:13,094 What's all this stuff about a brother? 301 00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:14,974 - [Gloria] I haven't been very well. 302 00:12:15,074 --> 00:12:17,214 I just need someone to go shopping. 303 00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:18,334 - Why? What's wrong with you? 304 00:12:18,434 --> 00:12:21,014 - [Gloria] Can you just say yes or no? 305 00:12:21,114 --> 00:12:22,384 - Well, of course I will. I'll come round tonight. 306 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,175 I'll bring the boys. 307 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,335 - [Gloria] No, don't tell anyone, okay? 308 00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:26,215 Don't tell that lot, I mean it. 309 00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:28,315 I swear to God, don't tell anyone. 310 00:12:29,075 --> 00:12:29,815 - Why not? 311 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,175 - [Gloria] I don't want anyone to know. 312 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,975 That's why I phoned you. 313 00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:34,816 Please. 314 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:37,656 (knocking) 315 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,656 - Gloria? 316 00:12:39,756 --> 00:12:41,756 Come on. Are you there? 317 00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,477 (knocking) 318 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,437 - Just keep your distance. 319 00:12:54,078 --> 00:12:56,078 Close the door. 320 00:13:03,838 --> 00:13:05,298 I'm not infectious, I'm absolutely not. 321 00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:07,139 You're perfectly safe. 322 00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:11,459 But I need milk and bread and food and stuff. 323 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,939 I've wrote a list. It's there with my card. 324 00:13:14,039 --> 00:13:16,679 If you could just go shopping and bring it back for me. 325 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,020 - Okay, but I'm not doing anything 326 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,120 until you tell me what's wrong. 327 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,460 - They said it was tuberculosis. 328 00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:28,101 - Oh my God, that's infectious! You let me walk inside? 329 00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:30,221 - No, but it stopped. I'm getting better. 330 00:13:30,321 --> 00:13:32,941 I had this cough and it stopped. 331 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,181 Look at me, am I coughing? No. 332 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,421 I'm a lot better than I was. 333 00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:39,262 - So, what did the doctor say? 334 00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:41,362 - They took me into hospital. 335 00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:44,002 And they gave me this questionnaire, 336 00:13:45,122 --> 00:13:47,222 and I was, like, "What's this for?" 337 00:13:47,323 --> 00:13:50,503 They said, "It's for people like you." 338 00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:52,543 (coughs) 339 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:54,423 And it asked about, you know, medical history 340 00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:56,523 and place of birth and... 341 00:13:57,644 --> 00:13:59,644 it said sexual preference. 342 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,304 And then it said... 343 00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,444 there was a question that said... 344 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:10,034 have you ever had sex with animals? 345 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:10,905 - What? 346 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:13,185 - [Gloria] Have you ever had sex with animals? 347 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,985 - I don't understand. 348 00:14:15,085 --> 00:14:15,985 - It said in the questionnaire, 349 00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:17,905 "Have you ever had sex with animals?" 350 00:14:18,005 --> 00:14:19,145 - [Jill] But why? 351 00:14:19,246 --> 00:14:22,466 - They don't think that it's tuberculosis. 352 00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:24,726 - [Jill] Then, what is it? 353 00:14:25,926 --> 00:14:27,146 (sobs) 354 00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,406 - What do you think it is? 355 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,087 What do you think it is? 356 00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:38,087 (sobbing) 357 00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:48,188 But I'm getting better, 358 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,288 and you don't get better from AIDS do ya? 359 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:51,949 - I don't know. 360 00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:55,109 - Well you don't, you die. And I'm getting better. 361 00:14:55,209 --> 00:14:58,969 They say that AIDS is a cancer and I haven't got cancer. 362 00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:03,029 - But the I and the D stand for immune deficiency, 363 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,710 and that could be tuberculosis, is that right? 364 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,350 - But, caused by cancer, 365 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,950 the deficiency happens when you get cancer, doesn't it? 366 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:10,910 - Does it? 367 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:11,750 - [Gloria] I don't know. 368 00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:13,851 - I don't think anyone knows. 369 00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:16,631 And what's it got to do with animals? 370 00:15:16,731 --> 00:15:18,591 - I don't know. 371 00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:20,871 Someone told me this story. 372 00:15:20,971 --> 00:15:21,871 There was a production 373 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:24,291 of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in Chicago. 374 00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:27,332 And all seven brothers are dead. 375 00:15:28,732 --> 00:15:29,792 - Is that true? 376 00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:32,952 - I just like the idea of seven brothers fucking each other. 377 00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:35,193 - The point is, they let you go home, 378 00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:37,293 so you can't be that bad. 379 00:15:38,053 --> 00:15:40,053 - I discharged myself. 380 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:41,273 - Oh. 381 00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:44,133 - But they didn't try to stop me, so how infectious is that? 382 00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,994 All I need to do is keep getting better. 383 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,274 He gave me the drugs, 384 00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,194 and I've got a letter saying it's tuberculosis, 385 00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:52,874 so that means I can have four weeks off work. 386 00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:56,324 If I can use those four weeks to get better 387 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,415 and shake it off, then I'll be fine. 388 00:16:00,135 --> 00:16:02,135 If you help me. 389 00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:03,715 - What do you want me to do? 390 00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:06,755 - Just this. Just shop and things. 391 00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:08,876 You can pop into work and get my sick pay. 392 00:16:08,976 --> 00:16:09,956 You can leave things on the table. 393 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,276 You don't have to come anywhere near me, just in case. 394 00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:15,376 But... 395 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,557 please don't tell anyone. 396 00:16:17,657 --> 00:16:18,557 - We could all help though. 397 00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:20,837 - I'll get sacked if word gets out. 398 00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:23,517 They sack people for being gay, never mind AIDS. 399 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:24,677 - [Jill] Let me tell Roscoe, he's your mate. 400 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,717 - Roscoe talks. 401 00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,598 He talks and talks and talks, 402 00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:31,258 and I don't want anyone to know, because I'm not... 403 00:16:36,259 --> 00:16:38,259 - Not what? 404 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,020 - A slut. 405 00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:01,221 - Okay. 406 00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:03,921 (upbeat music) 407 00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:06,421 (chattering) 408 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:25,763 ♪ What you're doing to me yeah ♪ 409 00:17:25,863 --> 00:17:29,563 ♪ What you're doing to me yeah. ♪ 410 00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:32,084 ♪ You leave me dry ♪ 411 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,604 ♪ You leave me dry ♪ 412 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:39,444 ♪ I say give me baby all your loving. ♪ 413 00:17:39,544 --> 00:17:44,294 ♪ I say give me baby all your loving. ♪ 414 00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:49,565 ♪ Oh now take a little time out for me baby ♪ 415 00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:51,885 ♪ Oh do me do me do me ♪ 416 00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:54,086 ♪ Give me more, ♪ 417 00:17:54,186 --> 00:17:58,966 ♪ Now give me more more more more more yeah ♪ 418 00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:03,766 ♪ Now give me more more more more more yeah ♪ 419 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:08,767 ♪ Now give me more more more more more yeah ♪ 420 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:13,867 ♪ Now give me more more more more more yeah ♪ 421 00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:16,648 ♪ Give me baby ♪ ♪ Give me baby baby ♪ 422 00:18:16,748 --> 00:18:19,208 ♪ All your lovin' ♪ ♪ All your lovin' ♪ 423 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,728 ♪ I said give me baby baby ♪ ♪ Give me baby baby ♪ 424 00:18:21,828 --> 00:18:24,128 ♪ All your lovin' ♪ ♪ All your lovin' ♪ 425 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,769 ♪ Oh now take a little time ♪ 426 00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:28,569 ♪ Take it take it time ♪ 427 00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:30,729 ♪ Ooh do me do me do me ♪ 428 00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:33,489 ♪ Give me give me more ♪ 429 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:38,450 ♪ Now give me more more more more more yeah ♪ 430 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,450 - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Back, back back! 431 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,330 ♪ More more more yeah ♪ 432 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:48,370 ♪ Now give me more more more more more yeah ♪ 433 00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:52,051 (door opens and closes) 434 00:18:52,151 --> 00:18:52,931 - La! 435 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,371 - La! 436 00:18:54,472 --> 00:18:55,212 Where you been? 437 00:18:55,312 --> 00:18:56,572 - Well, big surprise. 438 00:18:56,672 --> 00:18:58,012 We were heading back from Pamela Tanner's. 439 00:18:58,112 --> 00:18:59,332 - Oh, she's having a party next Saturday, 440 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:00,252 said we can all come. 441 00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:03,132 - And guess who we bumped into, long time no see? 442 00:19:03,232 --> 00:19:06,652 Tah-dah! 443 00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,253 - Oh, my God. 444 00:19:08,353 --> 00:19:09,213 Hello. 445 00:19:09,313 --> 00:19:10,053 - Hiya, Bill. 446 00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:12,133 - He's been ill. That's why we haven't seen him. 447 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,453 He's been sick as a dog. We caught him in the street, 448 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,933 and we said, "Come back and have a laugh." 449 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:16,774 That's what he needs. 450 00:19:16,874 --> 00:19:17,814 - My first time out. 451 00:19:17,914 --> 00:19:20,974 I just needed sunlight, found myself walking. 452 00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,894 And I feel good, I do, I really do. 453 00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,214 - [Roscoe] Which means we've got Gloria Monday 454 00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:25,944 literally in sick transit. 455 00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:28,415 A joke which none of you are gonna get. 456 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,535 - So, what was wrong with you? 457 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:33,395 - I had a cold, which got worse. But I'm better now. 458 00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:38,496 - The man on the phone said, "We don't give out Equity Cards 459 00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:39,776 to someone who sings in a pub." 460 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:42,016 And I said, "Oh, I'm far more than that." 461 00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,296 My voice went all grand, I said, "I love it." 462 00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:45,896 I said, "I'm born for this." 463 00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:47,456 But he said, "Well, I'm gonna have to check these contracts, 464 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,177 'cause what happens is venues get sent a booklet 465 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,617 of Equity contracts, but if your mate's with the boss, 466 00:19:51,717 --> 00:19:53,257 you can get a few signed on the sly." 467 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:55,217 So I said, "Are you accusing me of cheating?" 468 00:19:55,317 --> 00:19:56,077 And then he started blustering, 469 00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:58,657 but that's what he meant, calling me a liar. 470 00:19:58,758 --> 00:19:59,698 - I'm a bit knackered to be honest. 471 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,858 I'll get a taxi on the main road. 472 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,778 - Oh, money bags! Look after yourself. 473 00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:05,718 - I'm feeling a lot better now, I really am. 474 00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:07,698 - Glad to hear it. See you soon. 475 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:09,058 I'll come round one day, yeah? 476 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:10,619 - Yeah, that'd be nice. 477 00:20:10,719 --> 00:20:11,539 Bye then. 478 00:20:11,639 --> 00:20:12,339 - [Roscoe] La! 479 00:20:12,439 --> 00:20:14,439 - La! 480 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,019 - Thing is, his Dad's the money bags. 481 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:18,379 He's in the tax office, apparently, 482 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,979 they've got a really nice house in a posh bit of Glasgow. 483 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,260 - So, what happened? 484 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,220 - What do you think? 485 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,580 Gloria ends up in a council flat, 486 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,020 'cause he's a friend of Dorothy. 487 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,220 Bunch of bastards. 488 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,720 (chattering) 489 00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,881 (anxious music) 490 00:20:44,282 --> 00:20:47,002 (faucet running) 491 00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:21,885 (uneasy music) 492 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,687 (mug shattering) 493 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,308 - [Doctor] How's it been? 494 00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:52,868 Any sickness or headaches? Have you put on weight? 495 00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:54,748 - No, I've been fine. 496 00:21:54,849 --> 00:21:56,069 It's not like I need the pill, to be honest, 497 00:21:56,169 --> 00:21:58,149 but you never know. (laughs) 498 00:21:58,249 --> 00:21:59,589 I live in hope. 499 00:21:59,689 --> 00:22:01,769 (laughs) 500 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,109 I wanted to ask, have you got any... 501 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:06,630 I just thought I'd ask while I'm here, 502 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:11,730 I was wondering if you had any information about AIDS? 503 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,030 - [Doctor] What would you want that for? 504 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:15,390 - I just wanna know. 505 00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:17,270 You know, any official facts. 506 00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:19,151 - [Doctor] Well, it doesn't affect you. 507 00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:19,991 - I know. 508 00:22:20,091 --> 00:22:21,631 - [Doctor] It literally doesn't affect you. 509 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:25,191 - I know, but friends of mine, I just wanna help. 510 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,391 Have you got anything, any booklet? 511 00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:28,712 - Why would I? 512 00:22:28,812 --> 00:22:30,312 I don't understand what you mean. 513 00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:32,972 Why on earth would I have anything to do with that? 514 00:22:34,372 --> 00:22:36,372 Are we done? 515 00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:37,953 - Yes. 516 00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:40,053 - Good. 517 00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:42,593 - We're only going for three days, 518 00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:45,873 but Mr. Hart says I need a different suit for every day. 519 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,273 He says, "It may be the New World, 520 00:22:47,374 --> 00:22:49,394 but we still have standards." 521 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,114 He actually calls it the New World. 522 00:22:51,214 --> 00:22:52,634 - Yeah, I was wondering, I got this list, 523 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,834 there's all these gay bookshops and things in New York. 524 00:22:54,934 --> 00:22:56,794 I thought, if you could pop in and take a look. 525 00:22:56,894 --> 00:22:58,324 - I'm going there to work. I'm not shopping. 526 00:22:58,415 --> 00:22:59,555 - I just need some help. 527 00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:01,655 I'm trying to find stuff about AIDS. 528 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:03,555 - What for? 529 00:23:03,655 --> 00:23:07,875 - Because there are boys dying all over the world from sex, 530 00:23:07,975 --> 00:23:08,835 and I wanna know why. 531 00:23:08,936 --> 00:23:10,556 But no one knows, Colin, no one really knows. 532 00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:12,676 No one knows anything. 533 00:23:12,776 --> 00:23:14,636 And there's nothing in the library, there's nothing on TV, 534 00:23:14,736 --> 00:23:16,756 there's nothing in this entire country. 535 00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:18,796 There's no information anywhere. 536 00:23:18,896 --> 00:23:21,196 We've got this great big killer disease 537 00:23:21,297 --> 00:23:22,717 and it's happening in silence. 538 00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:25,397 But it's bigger in America. It's more advanced. 539 00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:27,717 So here's 20 quid. 540 00:23:27,817 --> 00:23:30,077 Go to those bookshops and anything you can find, 541 00:23:30,178 --> 00:23:32,718 buy it for me, okay? 542 00:23:32,818 --> 00:23:34,798 (upbeat music) 543 00:23:34,898 --> 00:23:36,798 - Oh, don't, it's breaking my heart. 544 00:23:36,898 --> 00:23:38,238 Our little girl's flying the nest! 545 00:23:38,338 --> 00:23:39,038 - Send us a postcard. 546 00:23:39,138 --> 00:23:40,358 - I'll be back by Wednesday! 547 00:23:40,459 --> 00:23:41,679 - Remember now, don't touch the boys. 548 00:23:41,779 --> 00:23:43,679 No yanking the Yanks. 549 00:23:43,779 --> 00:23:46,379 (upbeat music) 550 00:23:49,699 --> 00:23:51,979 (shouting) 551 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:57,800 (car horns honking) 552 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,700 (energetic music) 553 00:24:19,182 --> 00:24:21,182 - 1949. 554 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:25,682 I was a lad, brought here by Sir Nicholas St. Laine. 555 00:24:25,783 --> 00:24:29,443 He needed a new suit, because he had a special game of poker 556 00:24:29,543 --> 00:24:31,523 planned for the Friday night. 557 00:24:31,623 --> 00:24:34,263 A new suit for a game of cards. 558 00:24:35,144 --> 00:24:38,584 And we made it with Brooks Brothers in five days flat. 559 00:24:39,424 --> 00:24:40,484 And let me tell you, 560 00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:43,644 we stayed in a better class of hotel back then. 561 00:24:43,744 --> 00:24:45,754 Ah, room 218. That's you. 562 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,265 Oh, 209. Right opposite. 563 00:24:50,785 --> 00:24:53,085 Well, I'll leave you to your own devices tonight. 564 00:24:53,185 --> 00:24:55,045 I'll be dining with the Bridges. 565 00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:57,886 But don't wander. Busy day tomorrow. 566 00:24:57,986 --> 00:25:00,606 Breakfast at 7:00 sharp. 567 00:25:00,706 --> 00:25:01,646 Muldoon's. 568 00:25:01,746 --> 00:25:02,726 - Thank you, sir. 569 00:25:02,826 --> 00:25:04,526 (upbeat dance music) 570 00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:08,206 ♪ Spread yourself over me like peanut butter ♪ 571 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:12,687 ♪ Come on spread yourself over me like peanut butter ♪ 572 00:25:12,787 --> 00:25:15,467 (siren wailing) 573 00:25:25,548 --> 00:25:27,008 - [Ash] Too late, here she is. 574 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,109 - Oh, my God, I was tidying! 575 00:25:30,149 --> 00:25:31,649 - This is her. 576 00:25:31,749 --> 00:25:33,749 Look. 577 00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:35,409 (gasps) 578 00:25:35,509 --> 00:25:38,409 - Stellar, say hello to your Uncle Roscoe. 579 00:25:38,510 --> 00:25:40,510 - That's amazing! 580 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:42,810 That is not true. She's not yours, you stole her. 581 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,130 - Do you want a cup of tea? 582 00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:45,810 - Oh, I'd love one, thanks. No sugar. 583 00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:46,970 I'm supposed to be losing weight. 584 00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:49,070 (chuckles) - Okay, give us a minute. 585 00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:51,731 - Here, take her. 586 00:25:51,831 --> 00:25:53,331 - Yeah? - Yeah. 587 00:25:53,431 --> 00:25:54,171 There you go. 588 00:25:54,271 --> 00:25:55,011 (baby babbles) 589 00:25:55,111 --> 00:25:55,891 Careful, hold her head. 590 00:25:55,991 --> 00:25:57,491 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 591 00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:58,331 - Oh. 592 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,972 - There, that's it. - There we are. 593 00:26:02,072 --> 00:26:04,392 (chuckling) 594 00:26:05,392 --> 00:26:06,212 I don't believe it. 595 00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:08,832 You can't have a baby, you're just a kid yourself. 596 00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:12,173 - Ruben's at the football. I've got ages. 597 00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:14,273 He won't even know I'm gone. 598 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:16,833 It's our little secret, Stellar. 599 00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:20,693 - Has anyone said Stella doesn't have an R on the end? 600 00:26:20,794 --> 00:26:22,454 Stella with an R on the end is a word. 601 00:26:22,554 --> 00:26:23,614 But the name, Stella doesn't have an R. 602 00:26:23,714 --> 00:26:24,774 It's just Stella with an A. 603 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,494 It ends in an A. That's how you spell it. 604 00:26:26,594 --> 00:26:27,894 - Not if you spell it with an R. 605 00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:29,134 - But it doesn't have an R! 606 00:26:29,234 --> 00:26:30,744 - I like Stellar with an R! 607 00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,015 - Well, don't say I didn't say. 608 00:26:32,115 --> 00:26:34,055 - She's my baby and if I want Stellar with an R, 609 00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:34,855 then that's that! 610 00:26:34,955 --> 00:26:36,015 - All right, I've said it, I'm done! 611 00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:37,175 - Can't you just be happy for me? 612 00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:39,055 - Shut up! 613 00:26:39,155 --> 00:26:41,255 How's Mum? How's things? 614 00:26:41,356 --> 00:26:43,136 - Yeah, she's... 615 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:45,236 She's all right. She's... 616 00:26:45,556 --> 00:26:48,316 Well, she's got Aunty Bea and Aunty Bumasola moving in. 617 00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:51,296 They're gonna live in your room and my room 618 00:26:51,397 --> 00:26:53,397 so she's not on her own. 619 00:26:53,797 --> 00:26:55,137 - What do you mean? 620 00:26:55,237 --> 00:26:56,937 Where's Dad? 621 00:26:57,037 --> 00:26:59,217 - He's going back to Lagos. 622 00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:01,217 And then he's traveling up north to Sokoto. 623 00:27:01,317 --> 00:27:05,017 - But what for? It's the fucking Dark Ages out there! 624 00:27:05,118 --> 00:27:07,338 Sorry, Stellar, but it is. 625 00:27:07,438 --> 00:27:09,418 - He needs a cause, he needs... 626 00:27:09,518 --> 00:27:10,938 he needs comfort, he needs help. 627 00:27:11,038 --> 00:27:11,738 (Stellar cries) 628 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,138 - Why, what's wrong with him? 629 00:27:13,239 --> 00:27:14,379 - Us. 630 00:27:14,479 --> 00:27:16,019 It's because of us. 631 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,339 We've broke his heart, Roscoe. 632 00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:21,299 I got pregnant, you got bent. 633 00:27:21,399 --> 00:27:23,539 And he walks around all day in despair. 634 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,640 - So, it's our fault? 635 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,680 Yeah, well, good riddance. 636 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,320 (intense electronic music) 637 00:27:43,921 --> 00:27:46,901 ♪ Looking out a dirty old window ♪ 638 00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:52,142 ♪ Down below the cars in the city go rushing by ♪ 639 00:27:52,242 --> 00:27:57,242 ♪ I sit here alone and I wonder why ♪ 640 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,903 ♪ Friday night and everyone's moving ♪ 641 00:28:02,003 --> 00:28:05,263 ♪ I can feel the heat but it's soothing heading down ♪ 642 00:28:05,363 --> 00:28:07,063 (car horns honking) 643 00:28:07,164 --> 00:28:11,024 ♪ I search for the beat in this dirty town ♪ 644 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:13,904 ♪ Downtown the young ones are going ♪ 645 00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:16,874 ♪ Downtown the young ones are growing ♪ 646 00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:19,145 ♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 647 00:28:19,245 --> 00:28:19,985 ♪ Whoa ♪ 648 00:28:20,085 --> 00:28:22,105 ♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 649 00:28:22,205 --> 00:28:22,945 ♪ Whoa ♪ 650 00:28:23,045 --> 00:28:28,045 ♪ Everybody live for the music go around ♪ 651 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,986 ♪ Bright lights the music gets faster ♪ 652 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:37,226 ♪ Look boy don't check on your watch not another glance ♪ 653 00:28:37,327 --> 00:28:40,467 ♪ I'm not leaving now honey ♪ 654 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:41,427 (knocking) 655 00:28:41,527 --> 00:28:43,527 - Oh, Colin! 656 00:28:47,607 --> 00:28:50,507 The wine was a gift. 657 00:28:50,608 --> 00:28:52,988 And rather expensive. 658 00:28:53,088 --> 00:28:55,348 But I don't want to carry it home in my suitcase, 659 00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:59,048 so, it would be rude not to share. 660 00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:06,749 (anxious music) 661 00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:08,149 Did you have a nice night? 662 00:29:08,249 --> 00:29:09,389 - Yeah. 663 00:29:09,490 --> 00:29:10,710 - [Mr. Hart] Did you eat? 664 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:11,550 - Yeah. 665 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,350 - Good. 666 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:15,290 Build yourself up. There could be a little bit more of you. 667 00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:19,070 (cork pops) Oh! 668 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:20,070 Will you join me? 669 00:29:20,171 --> 00:29:20,911 - I'm all right. 670 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,591 - [Mr. Hart] I insist. 671 00:29:22,691 --> 00:29:23,671 - I shouldn't though. 672 00:29:23,771 --> 00:29:25,711 - Who's in charge? 673 00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:30,371 Huh? (chuckles) 674 00:29:34,052 --> 00:29:35,112 Salut. 675 00:29:35,212 --> 00:29:35,952 (glasses clink) 676 00:29:36,052 --> 00:29:38,052 - Salut. 677 00:29:40,893 --> 00:29:42,893 - Mm. 678 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,213 You need to be aware of stains. 679 00:29:51,053 --> 00:29:53,153 Did you get hot water? 680 00:29:53,254 --> 00:29:56,394 Oh, it takes a while for the pipes in these old buildings. 681 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:59,954 I had to stand there, waiting, naked, for 10 minutes. 682 00:30:00,054 --> 00:30:03,084 But then, I got a good hot steam. 683 00:30:03,175 --> 00:30:05,915 It's important to be clean, don't you think? 684 00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:08,075 What's your ritual, Colin? 685 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,715 Shower, or bath? 686 00:30:09,815 --> 00:30:10,715 - I like a shower. 687 00:30:10,815 --> 00:30:12,815 - So you smell clean? 688 00:30:13,496 --> 00:30:14,276 Do you? 689 00:30:14,376 --> 00:30:16,376 Do you smell clean? 690 00:30:16,696 --> 00:30:17,436 - I suppose. 691 00:30:17,536 --> 00:30:18,756 - Let me see. 692 00:30:18,856 --> 00:30:20,856 Come and sit over here. 693 00:30:23,377 --> 00:30:24,197 - I'm okay. 694 00:30:24,297 --> 00:30:25,837 - Oh, come on. 695 00:30:25,937 --> 00:30:27,757 Come on, huh. 696 00:30:27,857 --> 00:30:29,857 All boys together. 697 00:30:31,777 --> 00:30:33,777 Come and sit with me. 698 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,180 Better get some sleep. 699 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,180 Muldoon's, seven o'clock. 700 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:04,180 - Yes, sir. 701 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,560 - Goodnight, then. 702 00:31:06,661 --> 00:31:07,921 - Goodnight. 703 00:31:08,021 --> 00:31:10,521 (door opens and closes) 704 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,621 (gasps) 705 00:31:17,062 --> 00:31:19,202 - Only me! 706 00:31:19,302 --> 00:31:20,422 Didn't know if you wanted me to keep on coming, 707 00:31:20,502 --> 00:31:21,842 but I made some lasagna. 708 00:31:21,942 --> 00:31:24,122 - Who are you? 709 00:31:24,222 --> 00:31:26,922 - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Gregory's friend. 710 00:31:27,023 --> 00:31:29,023 - How'd you get a key? 711 00:31:29,783 --> 00:31:32,443 - She's the one with the food, obviously. 712 00:31:32,543 --> 00:31:34,003 He did say. 713 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:36,103 We've got him now, so.. 714 00:31:36,543 --> 00:31:38,323 you can leave the key there, thank you. 715 00:31:38,424 --> 00:31:40,124 - She's wearing rubber gloves. 716 00:31:40,224 --> 00:31:41,884 - Where's Gregory? 717 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:42,684 Is he all right? 718 00:31:42,784 --> 00:31:43,884 - Why is she wearing rubber gloves? 719 00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:45,524 - I said, you can go now, thanks. 720 00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:48,174 - Dad, should we be wearing rubber gloves or what? 721 00:31:48,265 --> 00:31:49,685 - Christ! Will you stop going on, Irene? 722 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:51,965 How do I know? 723 00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:54,245 We're taking him home. 724 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:55,245 - Oh, my God, are you all right? 725 00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:56,885 - [Father] What, are you a doctor? 726 00:31:56,985 --> 00:31:57,725 - [Jill] No. 727 00:31:57,825 --> 00:31:58,965 - Well, do us a favor, eh? Keep out of it. 728 00:31:59,066 --> 00:31:59,806 We've gotta hit the road. 729 00:31:59,906 --> 00:32:01,926 - My Dad and my Sister. 730 00:32:02,026 --> 00:32:04,026 They're taking me back to Glasgow. 731 00:32:05,146 --> 00:32:07,226 - But is that what you want? 732 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:09,326 Yeah. 733 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:10,207 - What about Roscoe? 734 00:32:10,307 --> 00:32:12,367 Don't you wanna say goodbye? I can go and get him. 735 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,087 - Don't tell him, Jill. Please, don't tell him. 736 00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:17,567 - Don't you say a word about my son to anybody. 737 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,207 You understand that? Have you got that? 738 00:32:19,307 --> 00:32:20,807 Not one word. 739 00:32:20,908 --> 00:32:21,848 - [Sister] I just want to know, right, 740 00:32:21,948 --> 00:32:23,288 should we be wearing rubber gloves? 741 00:32:23,388 --> 00:32:26,788 - Will you stop squawking? Find out! 742 00:32:27,748 --> 00:32:29,728 Do some work for once in your life! Find out! 743 00:32:29,828 --> 00:32:30,848 And you! 744 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,929 Thank you. 745 00:32:33,029 --> 00:32:35,089 For nothing! 746 00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:37,189 For encouraging him. 747 00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:40,809 We're done, aye? 748 00:32:40,909 --> 00:32:42,909 The key? 749 00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:47,650 - I made some food. 750 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,750 - Fuck off! 751 00:32:59,991 --> 00:33:01,251 - [Roscoe] Guess what! Ritchie's got news! 752 00:33:01,351 --> 00:33:03,691 - It's really seriously fantastic! 753 00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:04,972 - Oh, not now. 754 00:33:05,072 --> 00:33:06,052 Can it wait? 755 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,852 - No, but, guess what. 756 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,292 Go on, just guess what arrived. 757 00:33:09,392 --> 00:33:10,132 - Boys, I'm knackered-- 758 00:33:10,232 --> 00:33:12,492 - No! You listen to him. 759 00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:14,332 No. (chuckles) 760 00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,093 - Come see! Come and see! 761 00:33:16,193 --> 00:33:18,393 - [Ritchie] Jill Baxter, what could this be? 762 00:33:19,313 --> 00:33:20,533 - Oh, no. 763 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:21,373 Really? 764 00:33:21,473 --> 00:33:23,473 - First post, 9:00 a.m. I was screaming! 765 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,094 We're members of Equity! 766 00:33:30,194 --> 00:33:31,574 (screaming) 767 00:33:31,674 --> 00:33:33,374 - Woo! (whistles) 768 00:33:33,474 --> 00:33:34,584 (clapping) 769 00:33:34,675 --> 00:33:36,095 You're gonna be superstars! 770 00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:37,695 - Oh, sugar, don't be daft! 771 00:33:37,795 --> 00:33:40,615 Look at us, we did it! We're proper actors. 772 00:33:40,715 --> 00:33:42,215 What is it? What's wrong? 773 00:33:42,315 --> 00:33:44,215 - Nothing. 774 00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:46,315 - Well, this is good news, isn't it? 775 00:33:49,276 --> 00:33:51,016 - I saw Gloria. 776 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:52,496 He's going home. 777 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:54,596 I mean, for good. 778 00:33:55,717 --> 00:33:57,377 - What do you mean? 779 00:33:57,477 --> 00:33:59,017 - He's going back to Glasgow. 780 00:33:59,117 --> 00:34:01,057 - He never said. When's he going? 781 00:34:01,157 --> 00:34:02,777 - Now. I mean, he's gone. 782 00:34:02,877 --> 00:34:05,177 Don't go round, 'cause he won't be there. 783 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:08,497 I saw him on the street and he said goodbye. 784 00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:09,898 (cries) 785 00:34:09,998 --> 00:34:11,098 - I thought he hated Glasgow, 786 00:34:11,198 --> 00:34:12,898 the way he talked about his parents. 787 00:34:12,998 --> 00:34:14,378 - Sod it. Don't go on about him. 788 00:34:14,478 --> 00:34:16,098 He was someone we knew, that's all. 789 00:34:16,198 --> 00:34:16,938 He couldn't hack it. 790 00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,019 That's what London does. It's tough. 791 00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:20,179 So what? 792 00:34:20,279 --> 00:34:22,059 He's walked off owing me 10 quid. 793 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,159 Thanks very much, Gloria, bye. 794 00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:27,139 - Did you... 795 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,460 Did you ever go out with him? 796 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,660 Did you sleep with him? 797 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,760 - No, thanks. 798 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,300 - What about you? 799 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,940 - Oh, he's too old! He's 30. 800 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,740 - [Roscoe] He's 34. 801 00:34:37,841 --> 00:34:38,581 - Yuck! 802 00:34:38,681 --> 00:34:39,841 - He was there that night, the general election. 803 00:34:39,921 --> 00:34:40,901 - The general erection. 804 00:34:41,001 --> 00:34:42,541 - [Ritchie] He just had a wank in the corner. 805 00:34:42,641 --> 00:34:44,141 We were having Bobbie McCreadie. 806 00:34:44,241 --> 00:34:45,501 - God, you all had each other. 807 00:34:45,601 --> 00:34:47,301 - When I'm desperate. 808 00:34:47,401 --> 00:34:49,261 - [Ritchie] Oh, you're begging for it. 809 00:34:49,362 --> 00:34:50,102 - You beg for me, boy. 810 00:34:50,202 --> 00:34:52,142 - [Ash] I don't beg. I just wanked. 811 00:34:52,242 --> 00:34:54,702 - Don't you ever think you should... 812 00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:56,782 - What? 813 00:34:56,882 --> 00:34:58,962 - Stop for a bit. 814 00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:01,143 - Stop what? 815 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:03,243 - Sex. 816 00:35:05,043 --> 00:35:06,223 - Why do you say that? 817 00:35:06,323 --> 00:35:07,063 - I don't know. 818 00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:08,263 - No. 819 00:35:08,363 --> 00:35:10,503 Why did you say it? 820 00:35:10,604 --> 00:35:11,664 Oh, my God, they got you. 821 00:35:11,764 --> 00:35:13,384 The thought police, you are infected. 822 00:35:13,484 --> 00:35:14,504 - [Jill] No, I'm just saying. 823 00:35:14,604 --> 00:35:15,784 - Jill, don't listen to that shit. 824 00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:18,184 - Do you know what? I'll listen to whatever I want. (sighs) 825 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,194 Because the problem with you is you're too clever. 826 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,105 - Ah, it has been said. 827 00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:22,585 - No, I mean it. 828 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:24,905 You're too clever by half, like, in your mind, 829 00:35:25,005 --> 00:35:27,265 you can think your way out of anything. 830 00:35:27,365 --> 00:35:29,105 But think about this, head boy. 831 00:35:29,205 --> 00:35:32,185 If there was an illness, and say you had it, 832 00:35:32,286 --> 00:35:34,666 and you slept with him and then you slept with him 833 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,586 and then you slept with 500 people, like all of you do, 834 00:35:36,686 --> 00:35:40,026 every weekend, then tell me, Ritchie, if you're so clever, 835 00:35:40,126 --> 00:35:42,126 what's going to stop it spreading? 836 00:35:42,847 --> 00:35:44,707 What's gonna save you? 837 00:35:44,807 --> 00:35:46,807 Your A Levels? 838 00:35:50,287 --> 00:35:52,307 Get smart, idiot. 839 00:35:52,408 --> 00:35:54,488 (kisses) 840 00:35:55,888 --> 00:35:57,968 (scoffs) 841 00:36:00,608 --> 00:36:01,548 - I didn't actually go anywhere, 842 00:36:01,648 --> 00:36:03,428 'cause we were too busy working. 843 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,709 I mean, I saw the Empire State 844 00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:07,669 and the Chrysler Building in the distance. 845 00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:09,769 That was good enough for me. 846 00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:14,269 Funny thing is, steam really does rise up from the streets. 847 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,890 You know, like in the films, steam from the subway. 848 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,990 But I'm sorry. 849 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:20,830 I did look for that stuff, 850 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,150 but I couldn't find anything anywhere. 851 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,250 I did try. 852 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,031 - Oh well. 853 00:36:27,131 --> 00:36:29,751 That's okay. Never mind. 854 00:36:29,851 --> 00:36:31,391 - No, I'm lying, here you are! 855 00:36:31,491 --> 00:36:33,791 - Oh! You fibber! 856 00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:34,751 - [Colin] Fooled you! 857 00:36:34,852 --> 00:36:36,232 There you are. 858 00:36:36,332 --> 00:36:37,632 - You're getting cheeky, you are. 859 00:36:37,732 --> 00:36:39,272 - Yeah. 860 00:36:39,372 --> 00:36:41,312 And I had pastrami. 861 00:36:41,412 --> 00:36:43,612 - Colin, you can get pastrami on the corner. 862 00:36:44,572 --> 00:36:47,392 I tell you what, you know your Filofax has got everything? 863 00:36:47,493 --> 00:36:48,233 - Yeah. 864 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,433 - Do you have an address for Gloria? I mean Gregory. 865 00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:52,553 A home address, in Glasgow? 866 00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,033 - I've got it, yeah. 867 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,113 - Have you? 868 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,154 Why? 869 00:36:57,254 --> 00:36:58,634 - I've got everything. 870 00:36:58,734 --> 00:37:01,634 - I don't know his father's name, but the surname is Finch. 871 00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:06,054 36 St Elm Road, Mount Vernon, Glasgow, G32. 872 00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:09,315 - [Woman] Sorry, that number's ex-directory. 873 00:37:09,415 --> 00:37:11,415 - Oh, right, sorry. 874 00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:13,035 Thanks. 875 00:37:13,135 --> 00:37:14,395 (sighs) 876 00:37:14,495 --> 00:37:17,175 (curious music) 877 00:37:21,976 --> 00:37:23,396 Do you want to say hello? 878 00:37:23,496 --> 00:37:25,496 - What for? He's gone, hasn't he? 879 00:37:43,338 --> 00:37:45,338 - Colin... 880 00:37:47,258 --> 00:37:50,558 Apparently, it all went very well. 881 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:52,599 A great success, I'm told. 882 00:37:52,699 --> 00:37:53,519 - It was brilliant. 883 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:54,599 - And New York? 884 00:37:54,699 --> 00:37:55,439 - Amazing. 885 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,519 - Mm. 886 00:37:56,619 --> 00:37:58,619 I've never been lucky enough. 887 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:01,560 Now... 888 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:06,240 Mr Hart said he's been reviewing the books 889 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:10,240 and, well, really, it's been three years. 890 00:38:10,341 --> 00:38:13,921 So we can consider your apprenticeship to be at an end. 891 00:38:14,021 --> 00:38:15,681 Very well done. 892 00:38:15,781 --> 00:38:17,321 Thank you. 893 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:19,201 - So, that'll be it. 894 00:38:19,301 --> 00:38:21,281 I'm sure you understand. 895 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,802 (clock ticking) 896 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:24,642 - What do you mean? 897 00:38:24,742 --> 00:38:27,522 - Well, the job has come to an end. 898 00:38:27,622 --> 00:38:28,642 - But... 899 00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:30,742 I don't understand. 900 00:38:31,663 --> 00:38:32,523 Am I sacked? 901 00:38:32,623 --> 00:38:34,643 - No. 902 00:38:34,743 --> 00:38:38,783 it's more like you're not employed anymore. 903 00:38:39,823 --> 00:38:42,043 - But can't I stay? 904 00:38:42,144 --> 00:38:44,144 - I'm afraid not. 905 00:38:46,944 --> 00:38:48,004 - Did I do something wrong? 906 00:38:48,104 --> 00:38:50,304 - I don't know. Did you? 907 00:38:53,305 --> 00:38:55,305 - I'd really like to stay. 908 00:38:55,745 --> 00:38:58,085 I mean, I'd love to stay. 909 00:38:58,185 --> 00:39:00,185 I love it here. 910 00:39:00,665 --> 00:39:02,665 I really love it here. 911 00:39:04,026 --> 00:39:07,446 Is there anything I can do? To stay? 912 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:11,446 - We're duty bound to give you one month's notice, 913 00:39:11,546 --> 00:39:14,006 but I'll just post you a month's salary in lieu, 914 00:39:14,107 --> 00:39:17,607 because there's no point in haunting the place, is there? 915 00:39:17,707 --> 00:39:19,707 Best to move on. 916 00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:22,447 Today. 917 00:39:22,547 --> 00:39:23,847 - I'm finishing today? 918 00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:25,948 - [Woman] No need to wait. 919 00:39:28,788 --> 00:39:31,628 - You want me to go? - Well, I don't see why not. 920 00:39:32,668 --> 00:39:36,268 And thank you very much for everything. 921 00:39:53,630 --> 00:39:56,150 (keys jangle) 922 00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,512 - Thank you very much. 923 00:40:40,635 --> 00:40:41,655 (chattering) 924 00:40:41,755 --> 00:40:42,455 (taps microphone) 925 00:40:42,555 --> 00:40:43,295 (microphone screeches) 926 00:40:43,395 --> 00:40:44,415 - Oh! Working? 927 00:40:44,515 --> 00:40:45,255 - [Man] Yeah! 928 00:40:45,355 --> 00:40:46,055 - Okay. 929 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:50,055 So, by public demand, for one night only, 930 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,136 called out of retirement, 931 00:40:51,236 --> 00:40:53,096 'cause the stripper got stuck in a bomb scare, 932 00:40:53,196 --> 00:40:54,336 ladies and gentlemen, 933 00:40:54,436 --> 00:40:57,936 the final appearance of Tozer and Baxter! 934 00:40:58,036 --> 00:40:58,776 (cheering) 935 00:40:58,876 --> 00:40:59,856 Woo! 936 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,957 - Baxter and Tozer. 937 00:41:02,717 --> 00:41:04,717 Thank you. 938 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,937 ♪ La dah dah ♪ 939 00:41:08,037 --> 00:41:10,137 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 940 00:41:10,238 --> 00:41:12,618 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 941 00:41:12,718 --> 00:41:14,978 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 942 00:41:15,078 --> 00:41:17,378 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 943 00:41:17,478 --> 00:41:19,818 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 944 00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:22,218 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 945 00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:24,699 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 946 00:41:24,799 --> 00:41:27,459 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 947 00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:31,019 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 948 00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:34,379 ♪ Can you hear me ♪ 949 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,260 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 950 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,700 ♪ I'm moving further away ♪ 951 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,660 ♪ Want you near me. ♪ 952 00:41:44,761 --> 00:41:49,421 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 953 00:41:49,521 --> 00:41:51,621 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 954 00:41:51,721 --> 00:41:53,541 (door opening) 955 00:41:53,642 --> 00:41:57,702 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 956 00:41:57,802 --> 00:41:59,702 ♪ Only you ♪ 957 00:41:59,802 --> 00:42:01,802 - [Woman] Card in mail. 958 00:42:03,723 --> 00:42:06,543 ♪ Sometimes when I think of her name ♪ 959 00:42:06,643 --> 00:42:09,823 ♪ When it's only a game ♪ 960 00:42:09,923 --> 00:42:13,143 ♪ And I need you ♪ 961 00:42:13,243 --> 00:42:15,943 ♪ Listen to the words that you say ♪ 962 00:42:16,044 --> 00:42:19,504 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 963 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:23,424 ♪ When I see you ♪ 964 00:42:23,524 --> 00:42:28,274 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 965 00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:32,265 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 966 00:42:32,365 --> 00:42:36,505 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 967 00:42:36,606 --> 00:42:38,066 ♪ Only you ♪ 968 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,566 (chattering) 969 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:42,306 - Oh, hi! 970 00:42:42,406 --> 00:42:43,466 ♪ Bah dah ♪ 971 00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:44,706 ♪ Bah dah ♪ 972 00:42:44,806 --> 00:42:47,146 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 973 00:42:47,247 --> 00:42:48,627 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 974 00:42:48,727 --> 00:42:51,987 ♪ Bah dah dah dah dah dah dah ♪ 975 00:42:52,087 --> 00:42:53,187 ♪ Bah dah ♪ ♪ Bah dah ♪ 976 00:42:53,287 --> 00:42:54,347 ♪ Bah dah ♪ ♪ Bah dah ♪ 977 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,787 ♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪ 978 00:42:56,888 --> 00:43:01,888 ♪ Bah dah dah dah bah dah dah bah dah dah dah ♪ 979 00:43:02,408 --> 00:43:07,028 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 980 00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:11,029 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 981 00:43:11,129 --> 00:43:15,269 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 982 00:43:15,369 --> 00:43:20,369 ♪ Only you ♪ 983 00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:24,150 ♪ This is gonna take a long time ♪ 984 00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:27,390 ♪ And I wonder what's mine ♪ 985 00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:30,670 ♪ Can't take no more ♪ 986 00:43:30,771 --> 00:43:33,511 ♪ Wonder if you'll understand ♪ 987 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:37,071 ♪ It's just the touch of your hand ♪ 988 00:43:37,171 --> 00:43:41,031 ♪ Behind a closed door ♪ 989 00:43:41,132 --> 00:43:45,672 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 990 00:43:45,772 --> 00:43:49,372 ♪ All I needed for another ♪ 991 00:43:53,373 --> 00:43:56,133 (bird whistling) 992 00:44:06,934 --> 00:44:09,934 (bonfire whooshing) 993 00:44:28,896 --> 00:44:31,056 (sobbing) 994 00:44:37,337 --> 00:44:40,097 (fire crackling) 995 00:44:53,139 --> 00:44:56,499 (energetic dance music) 996 00:45:15,061 --> 00:45:17,481 ♪ Gloria ♪ 997 00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:20,841 ♪ You're always on the run now ♪ 998 00:45:20,941 --> 00:45:24,721 ♪ Running after somebody ♪ 999 00:45:24,822 --> 00:45:28,362 ♪ You've gotta get him somehow ♪ 1000 00:45:28,462 --> 00:45:31,702 ♪ I think you've gotta ♪ 68881

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