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[Hayate the Combat Butler] Episode Eight

The Mistress drew a butt that's bent over.

She really drew a butt!

Then she drew a bee here.

That's a bee?

Together, it means a person excreting.

In other words, pooping.

He poops out a bee's head.

Using homonyms

the idiom is

'to be successful.'

You can do that?

Would Bai Huang School give such a crude question like this?

Mistress, I really admire your artwork.

With a glance, people can understand your message.

Really? I drew that well

that you can understand with a glance?

Xiao Sa.

Did you not understand the Mistress's message?

I...

Mistress, I'm sorry.

I really didn't understand it.

It's okay, Xiao Sa.

You never understood my drawings anyways.

Forget it. Go study.

Mistress.

I can iron the uniform you'll wear tomorrow.

It's okay. Bing Shi can do it.

How weird.

Why do I dislike Mu Rong Bing Shi so much?

Is it because he replaced me

as the person next to the Mistress?

What's wrong?

I already ate my lunch. Coughing is useless.

Why would you say that?

Do you think that I only come to you when I want to eat your lunch?

Then what do you want?

I have a favor to ask.

That's the same!

How can you have no loyalty?

I heard that you're testing Ling Qi Sa.

So what?

I have a favor to ask.

What are you doing?

Stop! All right!

You're so annoying.

Xiao Sa.

Don't be nervous. Relax and take the test.

Maria, don't worry.

I'll definitely pass!

Xiao Sa, I'll accompany you today to the test.

It's a shame that my days as a substitute butler

ends today.

Xiao Sa, I hope you'll pass Bai Huang School's test.

I definitely will.

Mistress, are you satisfied with my services these past few days?

If you have any need in the future

I would be honored to serve you again.

If you don't want Xiao Sa anymore, I can replace him.

Mu Rong Bing Shi!

Didn't you say you're prideful of your loyalty?

I won't let you take my place.

I'm San Qian Yuan Zhi's butler.

Now and in the future.

Very good. Take the test with this attitude.

Ling Qi Sa, good luck.

I'll show Butler Mu Rong out.

Did he say those things to motivate me?

Probably.

But would he be that kind-hearted?

Xiao Sa, let me ask you something.

Did you mind that I asked Mu Rong Bing Shi to replace you?

Honestly.

I'm not a very competent butler.

I don't do a lot of things well.

But I don't know why.

I want to stay beside you.

I hope that in the future

you won't have any other butler than me.

Only look at me.

- Mistress. - Xiao Sa.

Don't worry.

No one can replace you.

When I was kidnapped

only you noticed the light from the lighting house on my face.

When I was lost

only you found me on a road with small amount of people.

Only your heart

truly worries about me.

To me, you're an irreplaceable

and priceless butler.

Mistress, for you

I'll definitely become a more excellent butler.

I'll definitely pass!

Xiao Sa's relationship with the Mistress seems to be getting better.

This is good.

If Xiao Sa really falls in love with the Mistress

then the misunderstanding in the beginning

would have a perfect ending.

Ling Qi Sa, you cost me a deduction in my paycheck.

You're in my hands today.

I'll be testing you.

You'll die in a painful way.

Miss Gui, I only agreed for you to test him with me.

Did you forget?

Don't be like this.

Mr. Jin, for today's test

I just want you to remember four words for me.

Which four?

'Look on, do nothing.'

How are you going to thank me?

We've known each other for so long. You shouldn't take advantage of me.

You know I don't have money.

Who wants your money? I'm not that low-class.

Is it possible that you want...

my...

my alcohol?

I don't drink.

Why are you so weird?

Then what do you want?

Get down.

You... You...

Pick up the trash.

A teacher should be a role model.

Next time you go out to drink

invite me too.

Didn't you say you don't drink?

You won't agree to it?

Then I'll test him alone.

Okay, okay. I'll invite you next time.

This is the testing site.

Ling Qi Sa.

Welcome to Bai Huang School's transfer entrance exam.

I've waited for you for a long time.

You are?

Miss Gui Xue Lu.

You're giving the test today?

That's right.

I am.

I'll be testing you today.

Ling Qi Sa, starting from this second

every one of your actions and words

will influence the result of the test.

So don't offend me.

Nonsense. That's not a rule.

Miss Gui, I don't think to offend you.

You don't have to think.

You've already offended me.

You caused me to get a deduction in pay

and I was so tired running around campus.

You can't blame Xiao Sa for that.

Miss San Qian Yuan, I'm not blaming him.

I just hate him!

But don't worry.

I won't mix private affairs with business.

But you clearly are.

Let's not waste time talking.

You want to enter the testing site, right?

Come. This way.

My apologies, Miss San Qian Yuan.

Only the examinee can enter the testing site.

So please wait outside. Okay?

The banana isn't hung too high up.

I just need to go over and get on the wooden box

to get it.

The stick on the ground is a trick.

This is a previously tested question.

I remember that after I take the banana

a group of monkeys will appear!

No monkeys appear.

Then now...

Counting down from two minutes. Counting down for what?

Counting down the bomb in the wooden box under your feet.

There's a bomb in the wooden box?

You have two options now.

Choice one, move your body and let the bomb explode immediately.

Miss Gui.

I don't believe Bai Huang School would use bombs on students.

Then try moving.

The school obviously wouldn't do that.

But I would!

With the rivalry between us, if you don't die

I want you to be at least paralyzed!

Even if there isn't a bomb

she could had placed something powerful there.

Besides, this could be part of the test

I better not move.

Then... What's the second option?

The second option is

if you can break the timer to stop the count down

then the bomb won't explode!

Break the timer?

I wish you luck. Lucky!

It's glued. You're too wicked.

Mr. Ling

you don't have much time left.

How was it, Mr. Ling?

Were you nervous?

Were you comfortable?

Hey, who were those masked people?

They're people who don't understand meaning, but they do know loyalty.

Your prank is too mean.

It's all right.

That was a prank?

Hey, Mr. Ling.

Please be aware of your word choices.

That was a joke, not a prank.

There's a difference between the two.

And the difference is...

I'll tell you when I think of it.

Okay, the joke ends here.

Let's start the official test.

That wasn't part of the test?

How could that be a test question?

Ling Qi Sa, the bomb you stepped on was a small joke Miss Gui made.

I don't know anything. Now let's go to another classroom for the official test.

I used too much energy just then.

I feel kind of tired.

Ling Qi Sa, stay strong.

You must pass!

Miss, aren't you too close?

Am I?

I don't think so.

- Focus. - Okay. But...

If you take all the numbers and divide by three

divide by three...

- and add two... - Focus.

[Chinese writing abilities test]

[Real Variable Theory and Functional Analysis]

[International Relations Sociology]

[International Law]

[Trend in Contemporary Art]

[Chinese and Western history]

Xiao Sa will be fine.

Xiao Sa, how was the test?

I answered every questions.

Then you'll be fine. Your answers must be all correct.

Mistress.

Why do you believe in me so much?

Why does the sun rise from the east and set in the west?

I believe in you because

just like every day's sunrise and sunset

it's natural.

Do you understand?

Thank you, Mistress.

Xiao Sa!

I heard you took the transfer exam today.

How was it? Did you do well?

What was on the test this year?

I don't know if there were any repeats.

We can compare!

On the English test, did that word I told you appear?

That word...

- Astronomy, right? - That's right!

It was so hard. I didn't understand it.

Really? Are you okay?

- Oh no. - Xiao Sa!

We have to go home now.

Mistress.

Hurry, there's something important for you at home.

Important?

Congratulations.

- Congratulations. You did great! - Thanks.

Is this the important thing you were talking about?

I don't like parties.

I hate crowds.

But for you, I asked Maria to set this up.

Xiao Sa, congratulations on getting into Bai Huang.

But I haven't received notification yet.

Don't you think it's arrogant

to host a celebration before getting notification?

Xiao Sa definitely made it.

So it's okay to celebrate earlier.

It's over.

The world is ending!

Gui Xue Lu, which scene are you acting?

Little sister.

Take me to the doctor.

Something is wrong with my eyes.

Something must be wrong with my eyes.

What's wrong with your eyes?

This is a notification letter.

No matter how I look at it, the result is the same three words.

Which three?

This is a notification letter.

Look!

Does not accept?

You saw a rejection too? It's over.

That means Xiao Sa didn't make it to Bai Huang School!

I was just joking.

I just wanted him to know that when he attends school

he can't mess with me because I'm fierce.

I didn't think he would be rejected.

- Gui Xue Lu! - Don't yell at me, I didn't mean to.

How can you make a joke on such an important test?

I'm sorry, but I...

Don't yell at me anymore.

Xiao Sa would be very disappointed.

I'm disappointed too. Very.

The principal is forcing me to deliver this personally to him.

Will you deliver it to him?

Who would want to deliver it for you?

But if I don't deliver it

the principal will deduct my pay.

Will you accompany me then?

I beg you.

Xiao Zhi is quite pretty in dresses.

I already knew that.

Why are you here? Why are you copying me by hiding here?

Don't talk.

Your dress is on the floor.

When you stand up

it'll be dirty.

It's okay. My family is very rich.

I'll just buy another one.

Then...

do you know that my family is bankrupt?

Yes.

All the adults think I don't know.

But I already know.

My family is bankrupt.

My parents are dead.

Hey, don't cry.

Boys can't cry so easily.

Do you understand?

What are you daydreaming of?

It's still uncomfortable that there's so many people.

Do you want to leave and rest?

No, I'm here to celebrate your acceptance.

I have to dance even if I'm uncomfortable.

Miss Maria, Miss Gui is here.

Let them in.

- Just leave quickly! - Don't push me.

I'll say it. I... will.

[Celebrating Mistress's butler's acceptance to Bai Huang School]

This... This is...

Our Mistress hosted this party for Xiao Sa.

So... This is...

Celebrating...

Celebrating Xiao Sa's acceptance to Bai Huang School.

You two are?

I...

- I'm Gui Chu Ju! - You're Gui Xue Lu!

Yes, same thing.

I'm a teacher from Bai Huang School.

You're Miss Gui. Come celebrate with us.

Okay.

But... Xiao Sa didn't get his notification letter yet.

We're just celebrating in advance. Come.

That...

Congratulations to Xiao Sa on his acceptance.

- Thank you. - No problem.

- I'll go get Xiao Sa. - Okay.

What are you doing? He didn't make it!

How can I say that in this situation?

Miss Gui, Chu Ju, you came.

Yes. What a coincidence.

It's such a big party.

Yes, it's to celebrate Xiao Sa's acceptance.

He's really something.

Are you here to celebrate too?

Actually...

Well...

This...

To be honest...

Miss Gui, Chu Ju.

What brought you here?

To celebrate your acceptance, of course.

Yes... Yes.

Gui Xue Lu, are you going to continue to be an irresponsible adult?

No! Of course not!

Xiao Sa.

Actually, I want...

You're here to tell me

that you're my homeroom teacher?

That is possible.

Actually...

Gui Xue Lu!

How long are you going to pretend? You made Xiao Sa fail!

I didn't pass?

Xiao Sa.

Did you just say 'fail'?

- Xiao Sa didn't make it? - She said it!

Xiao Sa, sorry.

We wanted to tell you nicely.

Yes, but I didn't expect you to throw a party.

It doesn't benefit anyone, right?

I didn't make it?

My life

is in total darkness after all.

Xiao Sa, sorry.

I shouldn't have joked while you were taking a test.

Sorry, sorry.

Xiao Sa!

Mistress, let me resolve this.

Let me deal with butler issues.

I didn't pass in the end.

Ling Qi Sa!

Sorry.

I tried to do something that was out of my league.

That's why

I disappointed everyone so much.

How embarrassing.

I can't study at a school like Bai Huang School.

I was too arrogant.

I should be like how I was in the past.

I shouldn't have any expectations.

If I don't have expectation

then I won't be so disappointed like I am now.

You're a person with no hope.

A hopeless person isn't qualified to be a butler for San Qian Yuan.

Sorry, I shouldn't despair.

But this time

I disappointed everyone.

Not everyone has that chance.

Maria, even though I'm very sad you don't need to comfort me like that.

Use this chance to work harder!

This... What is this?

Butlers that attend Bai Huang School wears this badge.

With it, you can enroll.

Now I can really say

congratulations on becoming a member of Bai Huang School.

I really am a student at Bai Huang School now?

Maria, how did you do it?

I was once a student at Bai Huang.

When I graduated, I got the highest honor.

According to their rules

with the highest honor graduate's recommendation

you get fifty percent increase of your scores on your exam.

The highest honor?

It's a title you get when you get the highest grade in all your classes.

Maria.

You're so smart!

Xiao Sa, I hope you remember that you must always have hope.

Only then, can you use your own ability to protect the Mistress.

You must become a top butler for the Mistress.

I know.

I'll definitely work hard to repay you.

Don't do it for me.

The Mistress is more important.

Xiao Sa, you look happy.

I didn't even dare dream

that I can go to school.

This is all thanks to Maria and you.

If I could skip grades like Maria

then I could have recommended you.

Maria also skipped grades?

She finished four years of classes in a year.

She's so amazing.

Ling Qi Sa, the talented people in Bai Huang exceeds your imagination.

The weird butler and young master again.

They appear and vanquish mysteriously.

Bing Shi, thank you for your encouragement before.

I advice you that you need to always be alert at this school.

My bow-tie.

Bing Shi, you're so handsome!

Why did you take his bow-tie?

Of course it's because I'm Mu Rong Bing Shi!

Yes!

Bing Shi is super handsome!

Bing Shi is super strong!

Heed my advice.

Don't mess with anyone with a butler's uniform at Bai Huang School.

- Young Master. - Yes!

Don't stop.

Bing Shi, you're so handsome!

Of course, I'm Young Master Da He's butler.

So awesome!

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Is this the confidence that a top butler should have?

Xiao Sa.

Miss Chu Ju.

You can just call me Chu Ju.

Does student president have nothing to do?

You're always wandering around campus.

I wanted to introduce the school clubs to the new student out of kindness.

Xiao Zhi.

I heard you didn't join any clubs.

So what? Do I have to?

So you can't introduce clubs to Xiao Sa.

I...

I...

Xiao Sa, let's go. I'll show you all the clubs.

Clubs?

I never joined one before.

Mistress, let's go together.

Okay, it's nice to have the student president personally show us.

Let's go.

[Kendo]

This is the kendo club.

The members aren't here yet?

Why is there only one person here?

Club President, you're here. Let's train together.

Kendo club only has two people right now.

Just me and him, Kang Tai Lang.

You would introduce a club that only has two people to Xiao Sa?

I believe it can be the biggest and strongest club.

As long as we have someone serious like Xiao Sa join

kendo club will definitely be popular.

- You're a butler? - Yes, I'm Ling Qi Sa.

Ling Qi Sa.

If you want to join kendo club

you have to beat me.

That would be easy.

You're so weak. He can easily beat you.

You're so mean!

- How can you say that about me? - Is it not true?

She's right.

Then I won't fight you.

I'll tell my butler to fight you.

You have a butler?

Yuan Ye Feng!

How cool.

He's an expert.

Miss Zhi.

Hello.

Miss Chu Ju, hello.

Mister, hello.

I'm Young Master Tai Lang's butler.

- Yuan Ye Feng. - Yuan Ye Feng.

Beat him for me quickly.

Yes, sir. But...

Before I beat him

I have something to do.

Lend me this.

Beat him with my weapon.

I told you to beat him.

Why are you hitting me?

You're hitting me again!

Young Master, how many times have I told you?

As a man, you must accept the fight even when you know you can't beat him.

It's an attitude. How can you give up from the start?

Did I tell you to be weak?

- Hit me back! - I...

Don't hit me anymore. I know I'm wrong.

Can a butler hit his own young master?

I'm used to seeing this.

Kang Tai Lang is always being hit by Yuan Ye Feng.

Don't hit me anymore. I know I'm wrong.

That's good.

I'm going to beat Ling Qi Sa for you.

Catch.

Thank you.

Ling Qi Sa.

Are you willing to accept my challenge?

But I don't know kendo.

Me neither.

Okay.

Chu Ju, please tell me the rules of kendo.

Wait.

It gets weirder as I think about it.

Why is Ye Feng and Xiao Sa fighting?

Please be quiet. The match is starting soon.

Watch carefully.

A good show is going to start.

A brutal show.

Start!

He's so strong.

It's impossible to beat him.

Even though he gets hit often

at the most crucial point, he blocked my attack.

He has potential.

I must not underestimate him.

Let's start again after switching swords.

Okay.

Round two!

Defeat him!

Score!

San Qian Yuan Zhi, starting from today our engagement is off.

I have hidden this feeling for a long time.

Ever since we first met, I started feeling it.

I know why Ju Xuan canceled the engagement.

It's because he likes Maria.

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