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[Hayate The Combat Butler] Episode Eleven

Maria. If you're willing you can continue therapy

to find out the reason you lost your memory.

Isn't it proven to be useless?

Mistress, I'm not resentful.

I'm very grateful that God allowed the amnesic me to come to San Qian Yuan family.

Mistress, you misunderstood.

There's nothing between us.

Why do I feel relieved?

Forget it, don't think about it anymore.

I have to work hard to become a top butler.

I wonder if there are any books here that can increase a butler's skills.

Butler, butler...

Is there? Is there?

'Killer Dating Techniques'

'Will definitely get her to fall in love with you.'

This book's name is so straightforward.

Love, love...

Butler, butler...

I don't need to read books like this.

I want books on butlers. Butler, butler...

The only method to make the girl you love to fall in love with you is by...

being naked in front of her?

How can this be a killer technique?

How can I be naked in front of the Mistress?

Why did I say Mistress and not Maria?

[The girl you love.]

Did I fall in love with the Mistress, like Young Master Ju Xuan?

No way. I definitely don't like the Mistress.

I thought of her because I've been spending a lot of time with her recently.

No way...

No way...

No expiration date. Any movies.

Voucher for a movie ticket?

What is this?

Didn't you get first place in the marathon?

- That's the prize money. - Prize...

You get NT$1,000,000 for first place.

Even though I have a big drinking debt

I should at least have more than NT$20 left.

I'm keeping the rest so you can't spend it recklessly!

Also, you're too much.

You plotted with Xiao Zhi.

Thank goodness no one told on you.

Or else you wouldn't get the prize money!

And you would probably be fired.

I really need money.

Also, Miss San Qian Yuan guaranteed that nothing will happen to those two.

If you need money, you can tell me.

Don't do that again.

- Understood? - Yes.

Is second place still NT$300,000 this year?

No. Since the prize for first place raised to NT$1,000,000

the prize for second place has been eliminated.

Eliminated?

Then that means Xiao Sa doesn't get anything.

No, second place gets a special mysterious small gift.

Mysterious small gift?

I feel a bit feverish.

Am I getting sick from over-exercising?

Mistress, may I come in?

Yes.

Xiao Sa, you can't fall asleep either?

You feel a bit feverish too.

We really over-exercised today, our bodies aren't recovering.

Mistress, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Did you need something?

This is a coincidence.

Really coincidental. Very coincidental.

Coincidental.

Xiao Sa, what are you trying to say?

I found a book in the study.

There happened to be two free movie tickets in the book.

There were two free movie tickets in a book?

Which book?

Definitely not 'Killer Dating Techniques.'

'Killer Dating Techniques?'

I didn't think that Xiao Sa would go read books like 'Killer Dating Techniques.'

So what? You don't have to tell me trivial things

like getting free movie tickets in a book.

I was thinking that since the Mistress worked hard running the marathon

so if you possible we should go watch a movie together.

Consider it as a reward.

You want to go to the movies with me?

Are we going to my family's movie theater?

San Qian Yuan has its own movie theater?

It's in Hawaii, so we'll need to take a private plane.

It's okay. We can be more simple and go to a nearby movie theater.

Xiao Sa, does this count as a date?

Date?

Does it count?

Of course. Since it's a date you've to follow the rules.

Dating rules?

Tomorrow, you leave first. I'll go over there later.

That way, it feels like we both waited for each other.

Do you understand?

This is what the Mistress thinks is a dating rule?

The Mistress is really too cute.

When I was in school

I only focused on working.

I didn't know anything about social activities.

I never knew that waiting for my date at the cinema can make me feel so happy.

Maria, I'm going out.

Mistress, you look sick.

I'll call Xiao Sa and cancel the movie date.

No. This is a date with Xiao Sa.

Mistress, Mistress!

Why isn't the Mistress here yet?

The movie is starting soon.

Maria, why did you come?

Where's the Mistress?

She said she's busy and can't come.

The movie is starting soon. Let's quickly go inside.

I really want to see a movie with the Mistress.

Maria, what's wrong?

Maria, Xiao Sa really wants to watch a movie.

So go in my place.

You mustn't tell him I'm sick. Understood?

Xiao Sa, the Mistress didn't come because she's sick.

Sick?

Maria.

Thank you.

Doctor, is the Mistress okay?

She's fine. She just needs to rest more.

I'll be leaving then.

Mistress.

Why didn't you tell me you're sick?

Xiao Sa, you finished the movie already?

You're sick. How can I be in the mood to watch a movie?

Hold my hand.

Mistress, what did you say?

Just like when you got the cold last time

you got better when I held your hand.

So this time, you have to hold my hand.

So the person that held my hand when I had a cold last time

was the Mistress.

Who do you think you are to Xiao Zhi?

I only have NT$20 left and she still laughs.

NT$20.

NT$20.

I can't even buy a red brand rice wine with this.

That proverb is true.

The rich has so much meat that it rots while the poor freeze and starve to death.

Bai Huang School is an elite school, it's number one in the country.

How does it have a very poor teacher like me?

Am I an idiot?

All the students in this school are rich.

How can I not make good use of that?

Amongst all the students they must have great fathers and big brothers.

Their uncles must be very rich too.

Miss Yang, how can I help you?

Miss Gui. Do you have a boyfriend right now?

Why are you asking such a rude question so suddenly?

That's not what I meant. My boyfriend wants to live with me but I think he's too nice.

That's not what I meant either.

Anyways, what do you think I should do?

Why are you suddenly asking me questions like these?

Because you look like someone that have experienced a lot.

So I was thinking that you must be incredible at these things.

What should I do?

Miss Gui.

- Could it be that you never had a... - It would be weird if I didn't.

The reason why I didn't want to say anything is because

I don't want to brag about my experiences.

Honestly, of course I have a consistent person

that picks me up from work

fund all my living expenses and run all the errands.

At the same time, I have two god brothers

three godfathers, and four god uncles.

I also have five spare boyfriends.

I decide which one to see depending on my mood.

How remarkable! Miss Gui, you're incredible!

- Should I go live with him? - Of course not.

Are you going to give up on the whole forest for a small matchstick?

Matchstick, forest.

With your IQ, it'll take a while to understand.

I've to go to class now. Bye bye.

That's not it. It's just that everyone uses a lighter now. Wait...

You don't have teachers or principals?

Can you hold hands at school? Disappear!

- Hello, Miss! - I'm not happy!

You can't judge people by appearances.

With her looks, Miss Yang actually has a boyfriend.

And he wants to live with her. Live with her!

What's so impressive about having a boyfriend?

I'm going to look for a fiancé that will let me drink and eat limitlessly!

It's really her. How cute.

She's coming over, she's coming over.

I'm so nervous.

Such a cute woman. If I confess to her she should like me, right?

Of course not. You're so ugly.

That's my beautiful and talented little sister.

Even though I'm a girl, I want to be involved with her.

But even though we are of the same blood

instead of men wanting to come closer to me

as time pass by

men want to go further and further away from me.

Is my sister spreading pheromone and I'm spreading scent of uselessness?

How can that be possible? Big idiot!

The teacher is going crazy. Quickly run!

Oh no!

Mei Xi? Mei Xi! Mei Xi, quickly tell me.

When is the annual ball this year?

- Bai Huang School's Ball? - Yes.

You mean the frequent dance parties that seem like luxurious balls?

I'm talking about the ball that you can get rich husbands from.

- Miss Gui, you're really blunt. - I don't have time.

Quickly tell me when it will be held.

Honestly speaking, there won't be one this year.

What?

Bai Huang School isn't holding the ball this year?

Looks like if I want to get a rich husband

I'll have to ask that love expert for guidance.

What? Secret love tactics?

Yes. Quickly tell me about L-O-V-E between a man and a woman. Love.

Why are you asking me?

Because you've always been an expert in love games.

- Are you being sarcastic? - Of course not.

This is a compliment.

You've depended on woman on-line for a long time. You're an otaku boy toy.

So I'm seriously asking you. How can I get a virtual boyfriend?

Gui Xue Lu.

I won't allow you to create a term such as 'otaku boy toy.'

All right, why are you so mean?

You want a boyfriend?

Aren't there quite good men around you?

Who?

Where? What's his surname? Who?

It's... It's...

It's...

Don't say it's you.

I'm not interested in otaku boy toys at all.

Forget it, everything is my fault.

I shouldn't have asked you.

- I'll find someone else. - Hey... Gui...

Jacky, Jacky...

What is an otaku? I'm a boy toy?

What should I do?

There won't be a ball.

I won't be able get an internet lover.

How did this happen?

Miss Gui, are you okay?

No, not at all.

Tell me what should I do to get a rich husband.

That's simple.

The proverb says, it's easy for a woman to pursue a man.

Just confess your feelings directly.

Me? Confess my love directly?

Yes. Miss Gui, don't you know how?

Do it like this.

Xiao Sa, I like you.

Can we date on the prerequisite of marriage?

Looks like this won't work either.

That's true.

Miss Gui, do you really want a boyfriend?

Hearing your question, I realize I honestly don't really want a boyfriend.

I really want

Dom Pérignon, king of champagne.

Or at least this ginseng medicine wine.

If that's so, why would you force yourself to get something you don't need?

You're right.

I don't even want a boyfriend.

I want an unlimited supply of alcohol.

You've awakened me from my dream.

Not a bad performance.

Xiao Sa, are you considering my confession?

You thought it was real?

Don't scare me.

No, no.

- Hello, Miss Gui. - Hello.

That's right. A boyfriend can't be drank.

Alcohol is the best.

I don't know why I was being dumb.

But I only have NT$20 on me.

How can I buy alcohol?

Didn't I want a boyfriend because I didn't have money?

Life is so cruel.

Hello, Miss.

What did you say?

I hope you can work harder and quickly get Xiao Zhi.

My crush on Xiao Zhi has nothing to do with you.

Just quickly get Xiao Zhi

otherwise she'll be with Xiao Sa all the time.

Do you have a crush on Xiao Sa?

So you think that if I become Xiao Zhi's boyfriend

Xiao Zhi won't bother Xiao Sa, right?

Don't you think what I said is reasonable?

I'm done talking.

If you're a man, you should quickly get the girl you like.

It's not like I can get her just because I want to.

Looks like without help, you'll never get Xiao Zhi.

Hey!

Why would you say that?

Let's cooperate.

Cooperate?

How do we cooperate?

We gather and exchange data of the other's crush.

We suggest methods to pursue the other's crush.

What do you think?

That doesn't sound bad.

If we understand more of the other person

we have a higher chance of winning.

Know your enemy and know yourself.

And you'll always win.

What are you doing?

Fist pump, fist pump.

Xiao Sa, if you want to pursue a girl

you have to work hard and become strong.

Also, you've to be more gentle than others.

Most importantly, you need stamina to take care of that girl forever.

She shouldn't be worrying about life and living in poverty.

She can't be living in poverty?

But I'm so poor.

So before you become rich

you don't have the right to have a girlfriend. Do you hear me?

That hurts a lot.

I didn't expect to remember everything Xiao Na said so clearly after so long.

She's right.

Not only am I a butler

I'm a butler in debt.

I don't have the right to like someone.

Especially if that person is my mistress.

I need to stop thinking about this.

I'm her butler.

Other than that I shouldn't think of anything else.

Xiao Sa.

Maria, morning.

What a coincidence. Let's wake up the Mistress together.

Xiao Sa.

Maria.

As a male butler, it isn't appropriate for me to enter the Mistress's room.

Please wake up the Mistress from now on.

I'm going to prepare breakfast.

Xiao Sa, why are there broccoli?

Mistress, you just got better.

You need to eat more vegetables. It's good for your body.

Xiao Sa, why are you so weird today?

Mistress, you're worrying needlessly.

Mistress, eat quickly.

It's almost time to go to class.

Feed me then.

Mistress, please don't make such a joke.

You don't have to keep using the formal you, okay?

You're so weird today.

I think I was more weird in the past.

Starting from today, I need to act like a butler.

What are you saying? I don't understand.

You don't have to understand a butler's thoughts.

Xiao Sa, what's wrong with you?

Mistress, you have a letter from Bai Huang School.

They probably want me to donate money again.

I don't need to see it.

Mistress, this is a notice from the principal.

Since you and Xiao Sa got second place in the marathon

and didn't a prize this year

they're providing another reward instead.

Reward for second place in the marathon?

Yes. But this reward is a bit weird.

What is it?

Mistress, you and Xiao Sa can go to the home of

Bai Huang School's teacher, Gui Xue Lu.

You can experience the teacher's life outside of school

and her passion for teaching for two days and one night.

Miss Gui Xue Lu's house?

- Gui Xue Lu is... - Gui Chu Ju's big sister.

So Miss Gui Xue Lu's house is also Gui Chu Ju's house.

I don't want to go. What a terrible prize.

The letter said that you can claim or deny the prize.

If the Mistress doesn't want it

I can reject it.

I want to go.

Xiao Sa, why do you want to stay at Gui Chu Ju's house?

Mistress, this a reward for us working hard at the marathon

No matter the value

I want to experience it.

So, I want to go.

Mistress, please allow me to go.

Even though you know I dislike Chu Ju, you're still going?

This has nothing to do with Gui Chu Ju.

This is reward for working hard.

I want to go.

Okay. If you want, go by yourself.

I don't care. You're going to be going by yourself.

Thank you, Mistress.

I'm warning you.

Remember to come back

or else you're dead.

Mistress.

I'm sorry for making you mad.

But right now, I really need to stay away from you and calm down.

You... Don't come over.

- Don't come over. You mustn't come over. - Come over.

- I don't want to. - Come over now.

- No. You'll hurt me. - I don't care. Come over here quickly!

Don't be like this.

It wasn't my idea. The principal decided on his own.

- Really? - Yes.

- Really? - I promise.

Okay.

- I'm going to call the principal. - Wait, wait.

Okay. I admit that I suggested it.

But the principal agreed to it quickly.

- Gui Xue Lu, you're killing me! - Don't be like this.

You know that the principal black-listed me.

He has deducted most of my paycheck.

I just want to have a good relationship with him.

Also, think about it.

We're just providing a night's stay at our house and two meals as a prize.

Why are you angry?

- Gui Xue Lu, your home is my home. - All right, all right.

I won't do it again.

You don't need to overreact.

I'm overreacting because...

Because what?

Because the person I like is coming to live with me

so obviously I would be overreacting.

- What? - That's because...

Don't you have class soon?

I do?

That's right!

Ju Xuan.

Why did you come see me?

I'm here to tell you that tomorrow, Xiao Sa is going to stay at my house for a night.

So these two days, Xiao Zhi will be alone.

You can use this chance to think of how to ask Xiao Zhi out

and improve your relationship with her.

I got it.

Tell me on the phone about these things next time.

You don't have to come to my store unless you want to rent a DVD.

Do a favor for me.

I didn't expect someone to need a favor from me.

What is it?

It is...

I bought a pile of newly bought clothes.

From men's perspective, which one looks better?

Which one will make me look more feminine? Look.

There's this one.

Look. This is very trendy.

How is this?

There's this one too.

[Second Place Celebration]

One, two, three.

One, two, three, four.

Welcome! Warm welcome!

Encouragement of love!

Hurray!

- Congratulations. Qi Sa, congratulations. - Congratulations.

Xiao Sa, welcome.

Massage.

- Eat... - Xiao Sa, eat this.

- Thank you. - It's delicious.

How nostalgic.

Xiao Sa, what are you saying?

Before I became a butler for San Qian Yuan

I lived in a cozy house like this too.

Xiao Sa, you don't have to be so polite.

Compare to San Qian Yuan's mansion this house is like a restroom.

Then our family lives in a restroom.

Xiao Sa, I'm sorry that you have to eat in the restroom.

Since that's the case, here. Eat more. Drink more.

The flavoring is perfect.

Stop messing around.

Chu Ju isn't happy anymore. Then you sleep in the corridor.

We'll continue living in the restroom.

Here, here.

- Xiao Sa, eat more. - Thank you.

This is your room.

Sleep here today.

Thank you.

Xiao Sa.

Are you waiting for a call?

No.

Chu Ju.

- Here, drink tea and talk to Xiao Sa. - Thank you, Mom.

- You're welcome. - Thank you, Aunt.

Eat some fruits.

Okay.

Your mom is very friendly.

When I chat with my friends

my mom wouldn't have brought fruits to us.

I remembered that when I was little

my dad would cleverly put a cracker inside a cake box to celebrate my birthday.

Red bean bread.

I celebrate my birthday with red bean breads.

On my seventh birthday

I clearly remembered that my sister didn't have money

but I kept crying that I wanted a birthday cake.

She spent all her money to buy a red bean bread for me.

How is that possible?

Don't you have parents?

My big sister and I were adopted after I was seven.

I'm sorry. I didn't know that.

You don't have to apologize.

Honestly.

I'm very happy to be adopted by my parents.

Even though I don't know why my birth parents abandoned my big sister and I

I don't want to investigate it further.

I used to hate them.

But now I'm grateful.

I'm grateful that they abandoned my big sister and I.

Now we have a happy and perfect family.

Sometimes I think that

they definitely had a good reason to abandon us.

I didn't think you'd be like me.

Chu Ju, we have to work hard.

We have to live very happily. Very happily.

So that we can prove to the people that abandon us

that our life wasn't ruined by them.

Mistress, instead of waiting for a call, why don't you call first?

I'm not waiting for a call.

I don't want to call anyone either.

Hello, Xiao Sa?

You are...

It's an editor from the manga publishing house that I submitted a draft to.

Yes.

I can't fall asleep.

I wonder what the Mistress is doing now.

Who is it?

What's the reason you won't go to school?

No matter what's the problem, we can all help you.

Young Master Ze Yu, is it because you lost your skill to exterminate spirits.

Gui Xue Lu, you became a robber because I wouldn't lend you money!

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