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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] ED!

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] ED!

EDD!

N EDDY!

&gtBBRRR, YEAH!

BBRRR, YEAH!

[LAUGHING] GOOD ONE, DR. DOUBLE D.

YOU'RE KILLING ME!

HA HA HA!

ENLIGHTEN ME, EDDY.

WHY ARE WE INFLATING BALLOONS AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING?

TO STRETCH OUR POCKETS, WHAT ELSE?!

THEY GOTTA BE THE SIZE OF SLEEPING BAGS IF WE'RE GONNA

CLEAN HOUSE AT THE JAWBREAKER FACTORY!

I HOPE THIS ISN'T A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR'S FIELD TRIP WHERE I

JUST TAKE NOTES WHILE YOU AND ED GET UP TO YOUR USUAL SKYLARKING.

WELL, DON'T BLAME ME.

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SCRIPT.

HA HA HA HA HA!

[PANTING] HERE COMES THE DIPPY EGG

EXPRESS, BIG BROTHER!

CHOO-CHOO!

HA HA HA!

HERE YOU GO, ED.

OH!

[SNIFFING] OH.

AHEM.

SO, ED, SINCE YOU'RE THE BUS MONITOR AND ALL, AND YOU GET TO

PICK WHO SITS WHERE ON THE BUS FOR THE FIELD TRIP TODAY, AND

SINCE I'M YOUR CUDDLY-WUDDLY BABY SISTER--

HOLD IT!

WE NEED THOSE FRONT SEATS SO WE GET FIRST DIPS ON THOSE

JAWBREAKERS!

RIGHT, ED?

WHAT?

SO, FISH-FACE THINKS HE'S GONNA GET THE FRONT SEATS, HUH?

BUT, SARAH, HOW WILL WE GET AROUND EDDY?

HE'S SUCH A SLIPPERY WEASEL.

AND THEN WE'LL...

AND THEN HE'S GONNA GO LIKE THIS.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA...

SARAH, THAT'S SO DEVILISH.

I LOVE IT.

GENTLEMAN, THE BUS TAKING US TO THE

JAWBREAKER FACTORY IS SCHEDULED TO DEPART AT 7:45 A.M.

PRECISELY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

GET OFF MY BACK!

ED!

HELP ME!

BABY SISTER!

ARE YOU OK?!

WHERE ARE YOU?!

BIG BROTHER WILL SAVE-- YOU.

UHN!

OH, ED, IT JUST--

IT JUST--UH!

FELL!

LIKE A LEAD WEIGHT FROM ABOVE.

OH!

FELL?

FELL!

THE SKY, YOU IDIOT!

IT'S FALLING!

THE SKY...

IS FALLING?!

ED, PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL STAY IN THE HOUSE WHERE IT'S

SAFE!

GOT IT?!

I PROMISE, O BRAVE LITTLE ONE.

ED INSIDE WILL STAY.

UM, ED, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

AAGH!

THAT BETTER BE GETTING-READY NOISES I HEAR IN THERE!

SLACKERS.

I'LL BE ABLE TO CRAM, LIKE, A ZILLION JAWBREAKERS IN HERE.

UH...

DUCK, HIDE, RETREAT!

THE SKY IS FALLING!

THE SKY IS FALLING ON US!

IT HIT ME ON THE HEAD.

IT DID.

YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST GROWING A BRAIN, LUMPY.

ED, FROM THE SIZE OF THE CRANIAL SWELLING, I'D BE MORE

INCLINED TO BELIEVE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL THEN THE SKY

MAY HAVE FALLEN ON YOUR HEAD.

POCKETS!

POCKETS!

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!

ED, JUST AS THIS BALLOON...

IS OVERFLOWING WITH WEIGHTLESS AIR, SO IS THE SKY.

WEIGHTLESS, YES?

CURSE THIS SMALL STATURE OF MINE.

[CAT SCREECHES] FIELD TRIP, HERE I COME!

OH, WAIT FOR US, EDDY!

OH, HURRY, ED.

BOY, SURE HOPE WE DON'T MISS THE FIELD TRIP, PLANK.

OH, HEY, EDDY, CAN YOU HELP ME AND PLANK?

COST YOU A QUARTER, JONNY.

EDD, GET HIM DOWN.

OH.

HEY!

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!

BAD SKY FALLING ON US!

MY DUMB ROOM WILL PROTECT US!

WE ARE SAFE.

GO FISH?

PERHAPS SOME TASTY RATIONS.

THERE'S ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN 3 LIVES FOR...

GO FISH?

YOU'LL BE PLAYING FISH WITH MY FOOT IF I MISS THAT

JAWBREAKER FIELD TRIP!

YOU CAN'T EAT JAWBREAKERS IF THE SKY KILLS YOU, EDDY!

OUCH!

GET OUT OF THERE, YOU-- EDDY, PLEASE!

THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE OF MAKING THE SCHEDULED BUS

DEPARTURE IS TO PLAY ALONG WITH THIS DELIRIUM OF HIS.

AHEM.

EDDY, SARAH CERTAINLY HAS BEEN OUTSIDE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

COULD IT BE THAT THIS SCURVY SKY HAS FOUND ITS NEXT MARK?

COULD IT BE THAT THIS SCURVY SKY HAS FOUND ITS NEXT MARK?

AAGH!

ED IS COMING FOR YOU, LITTLE ONE!

AND WE'RE OFF!

MY APOLOGIES, EDDY.

BUT DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.

THERE'S NO TIME TO MAKE IT BY FOOT.

QUICKLY, PASS ME THAT FAN, PLEASE.

SARAH?!

SARAH?!

SARAH?!

AAGH!

QUICK, ED!

BOARD OUR TACTICAL SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE.

THESE SKY-REPELLING FORCE SHIELDS SHALL PROTECT US FROM

ANY PLUMMETING COSMOS COMPOSITE.

ED, WOULD YOU MAN THE SISTER-DETECTO-METER AND ALERT

US TO SARAH'S LOCATION?

BATTEN DOWN THE POOP DECK!

PULL UP YOUR BRITCHES!

LET'S SIT AND SERVE!

OH, OH!

IT SAYS SARAH IS THAT A-WAY, BUCKOS!

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, PLANK.

WE GET THE BUMPITY-BUMP BACK SEATS!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

HEY!

THEY DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR US!

HOLD ON!

[WHISTLES] [HORN HONKS]

I'LL BE SURE TO SAVE YOU SOME JAWBREAKERS--

NOT!

THERE SHE IS, GUYS!

DOUBLE D, DO SOMETHING!

[GRUNTS] HMM.

YEEHAW!

MY TEETH ARE ACHING ALREADY, JIMMY.

I LOVE JAWBREAKERS, SARAH!

BEAT YA, EDDY.

IDIOT.

AHA!

[GASPS] THIS SEAT'S MINE!

IS THAT SO?

OH, MR. BUS MONITOR?

ED IS HERE.

HAVE NO FEAR, LITTLE ONES!

HERE.

PROTECT YOURSELVES UNDER THESE FORCE SHIELDS I'VE--WHOA!

[GASPS] [GRUNTING]

ED, STATUS REPORT?

IT'S STUCK, DOUBLE D.

GOT IT!

[SCREAMING] TOO FAST!

TOO FAST!

WE'RE GOING TO COLLIDE!

AAGH!

[CRUNCH] GET 'EM, JIMMY!

WHY, YOU LITTLE-- [ALL YELLING]

WHY, YOU LITTLE-- [ALL YELLING]

SUCKERS!

AH HA HA HA!

I GOT 'EM, GUYS!

I GOT THE FRONT SEATS!

EDDY, WE'RE BEING PROPELLED INTO OUTER SPACE!

[SCREAMING] WE'VE HIT THE SKY?!

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

ED WAS RIGHT.

THE SKY IS FALLING.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO, NOW WHAT?

I'M AFRAID WE MAY JUST FIND OUT, EDDY.

[SCREAMING] POSITIVELY UNEQUIVOCALLY

FASCINATING!

UM, MAY I HAVE A PIECE OF TAPE, SIR.

PLEASE!

I'M SORRY!

THIS IS SO TYPICAL.

A JAWBREAKER FACTORY FIELD TRIP AND I MISS IT BECAUSE ED HAD TO

GO AND BREAK THE STUPID SKY.

OH!

I THINK I ATE TOO MANY JAWBREAKERS.

HELP, SARAH.

[GRUNTING] SARAH'S FACE IS BEING

DEVOURED BY THE SKY!

HUH?

ONE ANOMALY AT A TIME, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

RELEASE MY SISTER, NEMESIS OF BLUE YONDER!

HEY, SQUIRT, HOW ABOUT SHARING SOME OF THOSE

JAWBREAKERS WITH UNCLE EDDY?

SARAH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

AAGH!

[GRUNTING] [RUMBLING]

HEY!

[GROANING] OH, MY LORD!

EDDY, STAND CLEAR!

EDDY!

YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

[RETCHING] [BELL RINGS]

[CHEERING] SEE YA, TEACH,

AND HELLO WEEKEND!

[CRASH] SATURDAY, SUNDAY!

MY DAY FUN DAY.

A CELEBRATION MAY BE A TAD PREMATURE, GENTLEMEN.

IT LOOKS AS THOUGH ALL THE REQUIRED BOOK TITLES FOR OUR

HISTORY OF PEACH CREEK ASSIGNMENT HAVE ALL BEEN SIGNED

OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, DOUBLE D!

[BUZZING] HEY, GUYS,

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYBODY...

WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY TO COME OVER TO MY PLACE FOR THE MONSTER

TRUCK MARATHON TOMORROW.

[CHEERING] RIGHT ON!

PLANK SAYS LAST ONE IN FRONT OF KEVIN'S TV IS A YOU KNOW WHAT!

VERY WELL.

ROLF WILL INCLUDE HIMSELF ONCE AGAIN TO SHARING YET ANOTHER OF

YOUR MENIAL CUSTOMS AND ALL THE WHILE WONDER WHY.

SO, KEV, WHAT TIME TOMORROW DOES THIS

SHINDIG OF YOURS START?

GET A CLUE.

I SAID, "ALMOST EVERYONE," DORK.

[LAUGHTER] TOODLE-OO!

SEE YOU AT THE NEXT THING WE CAN'T COME TO, KEVIN!

WHO THE HECK DOES SHOVELTON THINK HE IS?!

NOT INVITING ME OVER TO WATCH MONSTER TRUCKS TOMORROW!

HONESTLY, EDDY, WHY WOULD YOU CARE?

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS.

SO?

ED, WAIT!

THE LOCKERS!

ARE YOU LISTENING?

THEY'RE ABOUT TO-- LOOK WHAT I WON, GUYS!

THEY'RE ABOUT TO-- LOOK WHAT I WON, GUYS!

"FORT PEACH CREEK."

COULD IT BE?

THIS IS THE ONE, EDDY-- THE BOOK OUR HISTORY TEACHER

THOUGHT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND AS IT'S BEEN OUT OF PRINT

FOR QUITE SOME TIME!

THAT STUPID THING ALMOST KILLED ME.

A STROKE OF LUCK, I WOULD SAY, AS THERE'S DEFINITELY

ENOUGH INFORMATION HERE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE OUR

PROJECT.

OH, LOOK AT THIS!

SOMEONE'S TORN OUT A PAGE.

YEAH, YEAH.

BIG STINK, WORDSWORTH.

INTRIGUING.

AND THE BOOK DOCUMENTS THE EARLIEST KNOWN SETTLEMENT IN

PEACH TREE--DATING BACK TO OVER 300 YEARS AGO.

IT SEEMS SUCH SETTLEMENT WAS LED BY A...

GOODNESS!

EDDY, LOOK!

TELL ME--WHAT DO YOU SEE?

UM...

IT'S A GAGGLE OF EDDY'S AND THEY'RE ALL WEARING FUNNY HATS

ON THEIR HEADS.

VERY GOOD, ED.

THIS BOOK STATES THAT IT WAS EDDY'S ANCESTORS WHO LED THE

FIRST SETTLEMENT HERE IN PEACH CREEK OVER 3 CENTURIES AGO.

EDDY'S A PEDIGREE, ED.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

LET ME SEE THAT STUPID THING!

EDDY, IF YOUR ANCESTORS HADN'T JOURNEYED HERE WITH

DREAMS OF A NEW LIFE, PEACH CREEK AS WE KNOW IT MAY NEVER

HAVE COME TO BE.

SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY

ANCESTORS, WE WOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE?

ISN'T IT EXCITING, EDDY?

I HAVE AN IDEA HOW WE CAN INCORPORATE THIS INTO OUR SCHOOL

PROJECT.

OH, YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOUR DEEP-ROOTED LINEAGE.

LIKE WARTS, DOUBLE D?

NOT QUITE, ED.

LIKE A POTATO, DOUBLE D?

NO, ED.

TEETH?

THAT'S ENOUGH, ED.

DANDELIONS!

ED, PLEASE!

[ROOSTER CROWS] [DOORBELL RINGS]

"GOOD MORROW, DEAREST NEIGHBOR.

UNBEKNOWNSTED TO THEE, THERE IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF OUR

HERITAGE LIVING AMONG US..."

"THE LIFE THOU DOEST ENJOY IN OUR BELOVED PEACH CREEK WOULD

NOT HAVE COME TO PASS IF NOT FOR THE KINSMAN OF..."

"THE OFT-OVERLOOKED NEIGHBOR EDDY, THE DIRECT DESCENDANT FROM

THOSE FIRST PIONEERS WHO FOUNDED THIS TOWN MANY MOONS AGO..."

"AND MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR THINE ANCESTORS TO CULTIVATE

A PROSPEROUS LIFE HERE.

PLEASE INQUIRETH AT DOUBLE D'S GARAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION."

[LAUGHING] WELL DONE, FELLOWS.

I TRUST YOU DID SUFFICIENT RESEARCH WHEN REPLICATING THESE

ARTIFACTS.

I GIVE 'EM 10 SECONDS BEFORE THEY'RE ALL OVER HER APOLOGIZING

AND KISSING MY FEET FOR THE YEARS OF NOT INVITING ME TO

STUFF AND LAUGHING BEHIND MY BACK.

[GROANING] WHAT DID I TELL YA?!

JONNY'S ON HIS WAY OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

GROVELING.

[HUMMING] [DOORBELL RINGS]

[HUMMING] [DOORBELL RINGS]

[GROWLS] HEY!

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

THE BOOT-LICKING'S GOING ON OVER HERE!

NICE BUSBOY OUTFITS...

DORKS!

HA HA, HA HA HA!

YAY!

WE'RE GOING ON A BUS!

WE'RE GOING ON A BUS!

WE'RE GOING ON A-- THEY SNUBBED ME AGAIN,

DOUBLE D!

PERHAPS THEY JUST NEED SOME TIME TO REFLECT ON OUR

ILLUMINATING LEAFLET.

TIME NOTHING!

I'VE GOT A BETTER WAY OF GRABBING THEIR ATTENTION.

[VOICES ON TELEVISION] BEER-JAMMING POWER AND A

MUD-PIT.

GOTTA LOVE IT, MAN!

PA'S TRACTOR WOULD SQUASH THESE PUNY DOOHICKEYS LIKE THE

TICKS THAT CLING TO VICTOR'S TUCHUS.

PLANK'S GOT GOOSEBUMPS ON HIS SPLINTERS!

[STATIC ON TV] HEY!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON!

[ALL YELLING] [GRUNTING]

GO ON.

GET IN THERE.

UM...

GOOD MORROW TO THEE.

I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH THOU FELLOW VILLAGERS THE TALE OF

FORT PEACH CREEK.

LET US BEGIN, SHALL WE?

I HATE PUBLIC ACCESS.

A LONG TIME AGO, PEACH CREEK WAS BUTETH AN UNTAMED WILDERNESS

OF TOWERING TREES, TORRID WATERS, AND SAVAGE BEASTS.

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

I AM A SALVAGED MOOSE!

AAGH!

OH!

OH, REGARDETH OVER THE HORIZON, FOR THE HERO OF OUR EPIC TALE

DOTH APPROACH.

I HAVE COME FROM AFAR AND SO CLAIM THIS WILDERNESS AS OUR

OWN!

HARK, YE, OF SAVAGE MOOSE.

MOVETH ALONG OR BE TURNED TO MOOSE CHALK, YOU HEAR YE?

THIS LANDETH IS YOUR LANDETH, O GREAT SHORTETH ONE.

YES!

THIS LAND IS FULLEST OF PEACHY FUZZY FRUIT!

AND FOR THIS REASON, I CLAIMETH THIS PLACE AS FORT PEACH CREEK!

[GROWLING] AND THERE YOU HAVETH...

AHEM, IT.

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

AND HERE IS WHERE MY FAMILY'S MANSION ONCE STOODETH.

BUT, ALAS, IT IS NOW THE HOME OF ONE SELF-CENTERED, FAT-HEADED

KEVIN AND HIS DEADBEAT TOO GOOD FOR EVERYONE PALS!

EDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OUR PROJECT IS MEANT TO EDUCATE, NOT--

AND ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, AS THE LIVING HEIR

OF EVERY GRAIN OF DIRT IN THIS STINKING TOWN, YOU OWE ME 300

YEARS WORTH OF UNPAID BACK RENT.

HA!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS?!

MONSTER TRUCKS!

MONSTER TRUCKS!

MONSTER TRUCKS!

MONSTER TRUCKS!

MONSTER TRUCKS!

MONSTER TRUCKS!

THEY'RE WATCHING THEIR STUPID SHOW IN THERE!

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO HOOK UP THE CAMERA TO KEVIN'S ANTENNA.

YOU IDIOT!

HONEST, I DID, EDDY!

[GRUNTS] CROSS MY EYES AND HOPE TO

SPELL, I DID!

ANTENNA'S HOOKED UP JUST LIKE YOU SAID, EDDY.

THIS THANKSGIVING SHOW IS A HOOT!

IT'S NOT A THANKSGIVING SHOW, STUPID!

THERE'S NO TURKEYS!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

I SAW 3 OF THEM.

OH, LOOK!

IT'S THEIR GRANDMA!

LEE'S A TV STAR!

HEY, GIRLS, IT'S THE TURKEYS!

TURKEY NOTHING!

HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT CABLE OFF OF KEVIN'S ROOF?!

[LAUGHTER] WHAT'S SHAKING, DORKADIAH?

HA HA HA.

[LAUGHTER] THIS TURKEY LOOKS LIKE IT

NEEDS SOME BASTING.

AAGH!

WE'VE BECOME OBJECTS OF DESIRE!

NOT SO FAST, MARIE.

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SUBJECTING US TO THE USUAL AMOROUS

ONSLAUGHT ON EDDY'S LAND IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW.

EDDY'S LAND?!

YOU HEARD HIM.

YEAH, WELL...

HERE'S THE FACT, JACK: YOU GUYS NEED TO BRUSH UP ON

YOUR HISTORY.

IT'S THE MISSING PAGE.

"AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE FOUNDER'S LAND WAS SIGNED OVER

THUSLY TO ONE WHO BESTED HIM IN A GAMBLING MATCH--

LORD KANKER!" WHAT?!

LORD KANKER?!

THE KANKER'S OWN PEACH CREEK?!

SAY IT AIN'T SO-ETH, DORKADIAH!

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE OWED SOME BACK RENT, HUH, GIRLS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

300 YEARS WORTH OF SMOOCHING AND WOOCHING.

HISTORY IS SO UNKIND!

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

--www.ncicap.org--] ♪ ED, EDD, AND EDDY

BBRRR, YEAH!