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[WHISTLING]
ED!
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[WHISTLING]
ED!
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EDD!
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EDDY!
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BRRR, YEAH!
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SWIMMING CLASS CERTAINLY
IS AN INVIGORATING WAY
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TO START THE DAY.
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DON'T YOU AGREE, EDDY?
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[SNORING]
AAH!
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THE DAM'S BURST!
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MAN THE LIFEBOAT!
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WOMEN AND ME FIRST!
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THIS EARLY MORNING STUFF'S
KILLING ME.
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HEY, WATCH IT, AHAB!
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I'M TRYING TO CATCH
A FEW WINKS HERE.
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ED, IS THAT GRAVY
YOU'RE CONSUMING?
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[WHISTLE]
MY TURN!
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[WHISTLE]
MY TURN!
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OH, SILLY ME.
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I DROPPED MY READY INSTANT
GRAVY MIX.
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GOOD THING IT DIDN'T OPEN UP,
HUH, GUYS?
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ED, YOU'VE CONTAMINATED
THE POOL WITH A THICKENED
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GELATO OF MEAT DRIPPINGS.
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THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.
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WHO NEEDS A LADLE?
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OH, MAN, I THINK I LEFT
THAT ON THE BUS.
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[MUTTERING]
I'VE GOT GRAVY IN MY EAR.
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GREAT!
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SO I END UP WITH A DETENTION
BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID
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EATING HABITS.
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IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?
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OOH, GRAVY CAKES.
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YUM.
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[CHEWING]
EXCUSE ME, ED,
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BUT DON'T YOU FEEL THIS
DAILY DIET OF GRAVY
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MAY BECOME DETRIMENTAL
TO YOUR HEALTH?
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[ENGINE SPUTTERS AND STARTS]
I SWEAR HE'S OBSESSED
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WITH THE STUFF.
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IT'S STASHED HERE.
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HIDES IT THERE.
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I BET YOU COULDN'T GO
A LOUSY DAY WITHOUT
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YOUR LOUSY GRAVY, ED.
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SAYS YOU.
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SO PROVE IT!
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AAH!
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YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS
IN MY DRUMSTICKS, EDDY!
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I AGREE, ED.
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I'VE ALWAYS WISHED EDDY
COULD COMMUNICATE WITH
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A TONE OF VOICE THAT DIDN'T
RATTLE THE TIMBERS OF EVERY
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HOUSE IN A 4 BLOCK VICINITY.
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DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, KIDS.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. ENCYCLOPEDIAC?
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I BET I COULD STOP YELLING
WAY BEFORE YOU COULD STOP
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USING THOSE BIG, FANCY SCHMANCY
WORDS OF YOURS.
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PLANK SAYS DOUBLE D
WOULD GO WACKY IF HE ONLY USED
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WORDS WITH ONE SYLLABLE.
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HA!
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EVEN THE DOORSTOP'S GOT YOU
PEGGED.
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AW, DORK, DORK, AND DORKY
ARE HAVING A LITTLE TIFF.
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AIN'T IT PRECIOUS?
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[LAUGHING]
WHAT DORKS.
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ALWAYS WITH THIS DUCK WORD,
YES, KEVIN BOY?
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ROLF WOULD WAGER HIS LOVE
OF MAMMAL FLESH AND 25 CENTS
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THAT YOU CANNOT RENOUNCE
THIS LABEL FOR THE MIXED NUTS
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ED BOYS.
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25 CENTS?
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WHAT?
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I CAN GIVE UP SAYING DORK
JUST LIKE THAT.
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THINK YOU COULD GO
A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT THAT CHUNK
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OF TERMITE FOOD TELLING YOU
WHAT TO DO?
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZEY,
EDDY.
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RIGHT, PLANK?
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SOUNDS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES
A BET.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOYS?
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YOU IN OR WHAT?
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I'M IN.
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ROLF WILL PARTAKE.
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THIS IS GONNA BE A HOOT.
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NO GRAVY OR BUST.
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VERY WELL THEN.
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I WELCOME THE CHALLENGE
TO MY VAST RESOURCE OF
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THE ENGLISH WORD.
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YO, NAZZ.
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WANT IN ON THIS ACTION?
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AS IF.
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THEN MAY THE BEST...AHEM...
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GENTLEMAN WIN.
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[BELL RINGS]
[GRUNTS]
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WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
FISH FACE!
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HI-LO!
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AHEM.
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NICE TRY, WINDBAG.
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JEEPERS, SARAH.
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WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
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JIMMY!
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QUICK!
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TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING,
ANYTHING!
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OH, OK.
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UM, DO MY MATH HOMEWORK FOR ME.
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[MONKEY CHATTERING]
I'M MY OWN PERSON, PLANK.
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[MONKEY CHATTERING]
I'M MY OWN PERSON, PLANK.
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[MONKEY CHATTERING]
I'M MY OWN PERSON, PLANK.
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CHECK IT OUT, SHAKESPEARE.
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WITHOUT PLANK, GNOME-HEAD'S
FALLING APART, BEGGING
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TO GET BOSSED AROUND.
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READY TO CHICKEN OUT?
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[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
NO. NOT AT ALL.
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IT IS...FUN...
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TO...
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SPEAK IN SMALL WORDS ALL DAY.
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NOT HARD ONE BIT.
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[HORN HONKS]
[HORSE WHINNIES]
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DOUBLE D...
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HOW MUCH LONGER?
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MUST ME EAT GRAVY.
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AND BE AS ONE.
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OH, THE SUFFERING!
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[CHUCKLING]
[BELL RINGS]
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[CHUCKLING]
[BELL RINGS]
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KNOCK IT OFF, YA...!
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UM, YOU KNOW.
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
DON'T, UM...PUSH, ED-DY.
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YOU ARE NOT...OH...FAIR.
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HERE YOU GO, EDDY.
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
WASHED, DARNED, AND STATIC-FREE.
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I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
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TABLE KIND OF TASTES LIKE
GRAVY.
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FORGET THE GRAVY, ED.
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HERE.
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GNAW ON THIS.
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MASHED POTATOES.
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NO GRAVY?
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NICE CATCH, YA...
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DORK!
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DORK, DORK.
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DORKY, DORKY, DORK!
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[BONES CRACKING]
MAN, THAT FELT GOOD.
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MUST FOLD SOCKS.
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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CONSCIENT-IOUS?
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WHAT KIND OF BUNK WORD IS THAT?
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OH, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
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TEMPER-A-MENTAL.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID.
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STOP!
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I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR
SINGLE-HANDED ANNIHILATION
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OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR
YOUR OWN MONETARY GAIN, EDDY.
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THINK, JONNY, THINK.
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JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
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WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?
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YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?
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MOVE ALL YOUR STUFF
TO MY HOUSE?
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YOU WANT TO BOSS ME AROUND
INSTEAD
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AND HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE
WITH A NORMAL-SIZED HEAD?
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YOU'RE A RIOT, PAL O' MINE.
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NOBODY TAKES ORDERS FROM
THIS CHUNK OF TERMITE FOOD
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EXCEPT ME!
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NUTS TO YOUR STUPID BET,
HOME WRECKER.
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THANK YOU, JONNY THE WOOD
BOY.
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ROLF COULD NOT FIND
THE STRENGTH TO OPEN THE DOOR.
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GRAVY?
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I'VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY,
SARAH.
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ME, TOO, JIMMY.
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MMM! MEATY.
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[PIG SNORTING]
YEP. REAL MEATY MEAT.
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THE GAMES HAVE ENDED.
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ROLF CAN NO LONGER RESIST
THE SWEET FLESH DRAPED IN FAT
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LIKE PAPA'S THERAPEUTIC TRUSS.
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IT IS YOU!
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COME TO ED.
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BELLY MISSES YOU.
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ED, STOP!
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YOU AND EDDY ARE THE ONLY ONES
LEFT IN THE BET.
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[BURPS]
I WIN!
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HA HA HA!
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AM I LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU,
DOUBLE D?
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HOW ABOUT NOW?!
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NO?!
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HOW ABOUT NOW?!
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UH-OH.
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BUTTERSCOTCH.
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BUTTER-WHAT?
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OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.
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IT'S FUN WITH BUTTERSCOTCH
PUDDING TUESDAY TODAY.
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IT'S NOT GRAVY AFTER ALL.
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NOT GRAVY?
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[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
$1.25 EXACTLY.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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I DO HOPE THIS EASES
THE DISCOMFORT A TAD.
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WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE
ALLERGIC TO BUTTERSCOTCH
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PUDDING?
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NOT ME, DOUBLE D.
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WHAT'S BLOAT HEAD GONNA DO
WITH THAT CASH?
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SEE?
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A GRAVY CATALOGUE.
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THERE'S MEXICAN HOT TAMALE
GRAVY AND SCOTTISH HAGGIS GRAVY.
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SWISS CHEESE CHICKEN GRAVY.
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YUM.
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OH, COME ON!
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YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE MONEY
ON MORE GRAVY?
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IRONY, EDDY.
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LOOK THAT UP IN THE DICTIONARY.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, LOOKIE HERE.
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I GOT ME SOME BUTTERSCOTCH
PUDDING WITH ED'S NAME ON IT.
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HOW'S THAT FOR IRONING?
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HA!
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HA!
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[CAT SCREECHES]
JUST A DASH OF HAUTE COUTURE
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FOR MY SCHOOL PORTRAIT, SARAH.
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EW!
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OH, GROSS!
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WOW, PLANK, YOU AND JIMMY
ORDERED CLOTHES FROM
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THE SAME CATALOGUE.
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HOW COOL IS THAT?
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I'M SO GENERIC.
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AAH!
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
NAW, TOO GAME SHOW HOST.
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OFF MODEL.
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[BURPS]
DID YOU FORGET TO BRUSH
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YOUR TEETH, EDDY?
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PERPETUATING OUR VANITY,
ARE WE?
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WE'RE PRACTICING FOR
MY SCHOOL PHOTO, SOCK HEAD.
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[SHEEP BLEATS]
I'M SO PRETTY.
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OH, SO PRETTY.
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DON'T YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE A TAD UPSET WITH
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A PHOTO OF YOU WITH A SNAIL
ON YOUR HEAD?
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YOU'RE AN IDIOT, ED.
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GUESS WHO'S GETTING TO MOVE
INTO HIS BIG BROTHER'S COOL
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BEDROOM?
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HERE'S A HINT: ME!
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I WON!
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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I'M IN LIKE FLINT, SOCK HEAD.
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MY MOM JUST WALKED UP TO ME
AND DANGLED HIS KEY
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RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
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SO I LOOKED AT HER LIKE, "HUH?"
AND THEN SHE'S ALL LIKE,
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"YOU CAN MOVE INTO YOUR
BROTHER'S OLD BEDROOM
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IF THIS YEAR'S SCHOOL PHOTO
IS NICE FOR ONCE, EDDY."
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A PERFECT PICTURE
AND NO MORE BABY BROTHER EDDY.
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, EDDY.
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IT SEEMS YOUR PARENTS HAVE
FINALLY RECOGNIZED HOW YOU'VE
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GROWN SINCE YOUR BROTHER'S
DEPARTURE.
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OOH!
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WHOA!
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MAKE SURE YOU GET MY GOOD
SIDE, BOZO!
248
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I GUESS THAT RULES OUT
HER FACE THEN.
249
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:53,458
OH! THIS STUPID DRESS
IS GIVING ME A RASH.
250
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,082
ROLF IS READY TO HAVE
HIS SOUL PILFERED FROM HIS
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VERY EYES, YES?
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00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,168
THANK YOU, YES.
253
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,210
OOH!
254
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:08,172
OHH!
255
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,670
WHAT A JOY IT WOULD BE
TO CAPTURE SUCH BEAUTY
256
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,670
WITH MY HUMBLE CAMERA.
257
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:20,040
MAKE IT QUICK, CUE BALL.
258
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,785
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK
YOU BLINKED?
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00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:32,875
TIME TO SCORE MY BRO'S
SWEET PAD.
260
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:41,418
TIME TO SCORE MY BRO'S
SWEET PAD.
261
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:56,040
[DRUM ROLL]
DORK.
262
00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:02,075
[BELL RINGS]
I CAN'T GIVE THIS
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00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,287
TO MY MOM.
264
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,035
I LOOK LIKE I'M GETTING
MY TEMPERATURE TAKEN.
265
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:09,705
SURELY IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
EDDY.
266
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:13,042
ISN'T YOUR MOTHER FAR-SIGHTED?
267
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,625
AW, YOU LOOK LIKE AN ONION.
268
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,418
MOMS LOVE ONIONS.
269
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,580
OH, I'LL GIVE YOU AN ONION.
270
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,627
I WAS SO CLOSE.
271
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:27,128
I COULD ALMOST SMELL
MY BROTHER'S STUFFED CAMEL.
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00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:35,748
[FOOTSTEPS]
GROAN.
273
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:39,333
[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
THE TEACHER'S WATCHING US,
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00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:44,127
EDDY.
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00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:52,878
[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
YOU KNOW, EDDY.
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00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,668
I AM IN THE PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB.
277
00:15:54,750 --> 00:16:02,080
I'LL JUST RETAKE YOUR PHOTO
DURING LUNCH.
278
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:10,417
METRONOME TICKING]
I LIKE THAT.
279
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:16,540
IT'LL BE LIKE THIS BUM PHOTO
NEVER EXISTED.
280
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,125
HEY, CHARLIE THE BIRDBRAIN
PARKER, EAT THIS.
281
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:25,668
THANKS, EDDY.
282
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:35,710
[HORSE WHINNIES]
PSST!
283
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:47,252
[HORSE WHINNIES]
PSST!
284
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,883
GET A LOAD OF PRUNE FACE.
285
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:54,708
ROLF HAS SEEN PRUNIER.
286
00:16:54,792 --> 00:17:02,002
[BELL RINGS]
OH, LOOK.
287
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,713
PERHAPS A NOTICE FROM OUR
ESTEEMED SCHOOL FACULTY.
288
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,962
OHH!
289
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:12,962
AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
TAKING MY PHOTO?
290
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,632
MY PHOTO!
291
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:15,458
HUH?
292
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,632
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE...
293
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:25,788
[BELL RINGS]
AAH!
294
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,575
HA HA HA HA!
295
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,207
IT'S A MIRACLE, YES.
296
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,792
FINALLY SOME ED BOYS
MERCHANDISE.
297
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,075
IF THAT AIN'T A FASHION
STATEMENT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
298
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,377
SAY SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT
MY BINDER, KEV.
299
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,748
HEE HEE HEE!
300
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,173
UM...
301
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:46,750
I KNEW IT.
302
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,133
[HORSE WHINNIES]
EDDY, WAIT.
303
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:55,038
PERHAPS WE SHOULD--
WE GOT TO DITCH THESE PRONTO.
304
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,415
WARN THOSE FINE LITTLE MEN.
305
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,210
NO, WAIT.
306
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,712
IT'S HORACE.
307
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,212
IN HERE, EDD.
308
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:08,172
I THINK I HAVE A PAPER CUT.
309
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,460
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
310
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,042
BUT THAT PHOTO COPIER'S
SCHOOL PROPERTY.
311
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,705
STUDENTS USE THAT.
312
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,792
IF THAT PHOTO EVER GETS OUT
FOR MY MOM TO SEE, I CAN
313
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,035
KISS MY BROTHER'S ROOM GOOD-BYE.
314
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:35,075
I BETCHA THERE'S MORE.
315
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:38,747
IT'S A NIGHTMARE, I TELL YA.
316
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:46,043
[LAUGHING]
MMWA!
317
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,995
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.
318
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,963
MMWA!
319
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,082
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.
320
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,037
MMWA!
321
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,575
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.
322
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,537
MMWA!
323
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,165
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.
324
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,080
[LAUGHING]
HELP ME!
325
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,877
[BIRD CAWS]
I THINK WE MAY BE ABLE
326
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:06,328
TO SAVE EDDY'S PROVERBIAL BACON
YET.
327
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:07,667
AHEM.
328
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,790
GOOD AFTERNOON, STUDENTS
OF PEACH CREEK JUNIOR HIGH.
329
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,165
THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL SPEAKING
WITH A VERY IMPORTANT, UM,
330
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,380
ANNOUNCEMENT.
331
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,788
VERY GOOD.
332
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,205
AHEM.
333
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:20,542
ALL COPIES OF STUDENT EDDY'S
SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPH ARE TO BE
334
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,125
RETURNED TO HIM IMMEDIATELY.
335
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,708
FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL WARRANT
DETENTION FOR EVERYONE
336
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,922
FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.
337
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,080
THANK YOU.
338
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,627
BUMMER.
339
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,208
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
340
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,172
AHH.
341
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,170
DID I JUST DO THAT?
342
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,380
I DID, DIDN'T I?
343
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,498
I JUST IMPERSONATED
THE PRINCIPAL.
344
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,133
MADE FALSE DECLARATIONS
IN HIS NAME.
345
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,998
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
346
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,423
WHOO HOO!
347
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,710
GET THIS, GUYS.
348
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,882
THE PRINCIPAL JUST MADE
EVERYBODY GIVE BACK
349
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,828
ALL THE COPIES OF MY BUM PHOTO.
350
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:52,827
ME!
351
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,377
WHAT A SAP!
352
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,498
PUT YOUR HELMET NEWTON ON,
SOCK HEAD.
353
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,043
WE GOT A PICTURE TO TAKE.
354
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,875
MY BROTHER'S ROOM IS
IN THE BAG.
355
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:10,958
NOT IN THE HOUSE, EDDY?
356
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,212
DRATS!
357
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:14,462
DUE TO YESTERDAY'S PHOTOGRAPHY
ASSIGNMENT, I'M AFRAID I ONLY
358
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,332
HAVE ONE LAST EXPOSURE
ON THIS FILM.
359
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,037
WHATEVER.
360
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:23,245
ONE-SHOT EDDY'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
361
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:27,583
MAKE-UP!
362
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:31,497
HOW VERY HELPFUL, ED.
363
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,753
OW.
364
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,383
READY ON 3.
365
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,168
1...
366
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,330
2...
367
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,877
3.
368
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,628
OOPS! FORGOT ONE.
369
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:48,038
HA HA HA!
370
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,285
HE DID IT AGAIN, DOUBLE D!
371
00:20:50,375 --> 00:21:00,415
[COPIER HUMMING]
LOOK, DOUBLE D.
372
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:10,170
[COPIER HUMMING]
LOOK, DOUBLE D.
373
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,210
A PICTURE FOR EDDY. SEE?
374
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,582
HE'S GETTING THE KEY
TO HIS BROTHER'S ROOM,
375
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,667
AND IT'S MADE OF POTATO SALAD.
376
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,960
AW, ED.
377
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,382
WHAT A LOVELY GESTURE.
378
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,748
ALTHOUGH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GIVE IT TO HIM WHEN HE'S NOT
379
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:26,173
SO UPSET.
380
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,880
TALK ABOUT ADDING INSECTS
TO INJURY.
381
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:31,038
TWO HOURS OF STINKING CLEAN-UP.
382
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,375
PLUS A WEEK'S WORTH OF DETENTION
FOR IMPERSONATING THE PRINCIPAL.
383
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:38,708
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING
THAT.
384
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,002
REALLY?
385
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,963
A WHOLE WEEK?
386
00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:43,332
GRACIOUS.
387
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:44,577
UM...
388
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,787
ED HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU, EDDY.
389
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,995
DO I EVER.
390
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,333
IT'S A KEY.
391
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,707
HEY!
392
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:55,382
I AIN'T PULLING A STUPID FACE
IN THIS PICTURE.
393
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,578
THIS'LL WORK FOR MY SCHOOL
PHOTO.
394
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:01,247
BIG BRO'S ROOM, HERE I COME!
395
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,003
I'M FLABBERGASTED, ED.
396
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,543
HE SERIOUSLY THINKS HE CAN
APPEASE HIS MOTHER WITH
397
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,995
A CRAYON DRAWING IN LIEU
OF A SCHOOL PHOTO.
398
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:11,333
I MEAN, THE LINES ARE
ALL WIGGLY.
399
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:14,497
CAN I DRAW YOUR SCHOOL PHOTO,
DOUBLE D?
400
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,003
THANK YOU, ED, BUT I'M...
401
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,003
MAKE-UP!
402
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:22,003
NO, WAIT.
403
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,253
SELF-PORTRAIT.
404
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,083
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
405
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:30,127
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
406
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:30,208
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