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ARF! 13 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:05,420 - HA HA HA! 14 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,040 BOY, BALLOON POOCHIE, 15 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:09,165 YOU'RE SO KEENO NIFTY. 16 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,210 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 17 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:13,042 NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE? 18 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:15,957 - GREETINGS, EVERYONE! 19 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:19,382 - IT'S MR. CALCULATOR PANTS! 20 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:20,958 - SALUTATIONS, PANDA EDDY. 21 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:24,132 BALLOON POOCHIE, ARE WE READY FOR TODAY'S SCHOOLING 22 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,418 ON ALGEBRAIC MATHEMATICS AND THE-- 23 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,130 - TOOT! TOOT! 24 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:31,788 - HEY, IT'S THE ELEPHANT CHOO-CHOO! 25 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:32,875 "RUFF! RUFF!" 26 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:36,038 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, BALLOON POOCHIE. 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:38,960 - OUCH! 28 00:01:39,042 --> 00:01:42,832 - LOOK, KIDS, IT'S MR. RAILROAD RUMP! 29 00:01:43,042 --> 00:01:45,712 - THAT I AM, KIDS. 30 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:47,962 JUST CALL ME "RUMPY." 31 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,252 - HEY, KIDS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 32 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,833 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO ADOPT YOUR VERY OWN BALLOON POOCHIE? 33 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:56,077 WELL, YOU CAN FOR JUST 25 CENTS. 34 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:56,957 "RUFF! RUFF!" 35 00:01:57,042 --> 00:01:59,542 YEP. JUST 25 CENTS. 36 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:03,625 - "KINDERGARTEN!" IS RIGHT, PLANK. 37 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,208 LET'S BLOW THIS POP STAND. 38 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:08,502 - WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE, A COUPLE OF BABIES? 39 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:10,133 BOY, WAS THAT STUPID. 40 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:13,328 - PAY THEM NO HEED, BALLOON POOCHIE, 41 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,707 'CAUSE YOU'RE CUTE. 42 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,333 - I'VE HAD IT! 43 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:20,707 WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME WITH THESE TWERPS. 44 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:25,168 ALL WE DO IS BUST OUR BUTTS FOR THESE GUYS, 45 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,880 AND WHAT'S IT GET US? 46 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:27,878 SQUAT! 47 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:29,208 - OH, COME, NOW, EDDY. 48 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:33,082 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SCAM WAS A TAD INFANTILE, 49 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:33,997 DON'T YOU THINK? 50 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,213 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 51 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:38,792 YOU'RE MR. CALCULATOR PANTS, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 52 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:41,075 - IF YOU'D JUST TAKE THE TIME TO NOTICE, EDDY, 53 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:44,877 YOU'LL FIND THAT THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN ARE CHANGING-- 54 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,128 GROWING UP, ONE MIGHT SAY. 55 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,172 - SUCKLE? 56 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,958 AAH! 57 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,583 - WHAT LAME-BRAINED SCHMUCK 58 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:00,667 THROWS AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD TRICYCLE? 59 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,330 [JIMMY WHIMPERING] 60 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:11,075 - SEE, EDDY? 61 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,207 JIMMY'S MATURING. 62 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,382 ISN'T IT INSPIRING? 63 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,628 HE'S ADAPTING FROM A JUVENILE 3-WHEELED BIKE 64 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:19,628 TO A 2-WHEELED SYMBOL OF BURGEONING ADULTHOOD. 65 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:22,128 - DO NOT TAUNT THE TRIKE, DOUBLE D. 66 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:24,708 - YEAH, WHAT DID THE TRIKE EVER DO TO YOU? 67 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:27,042 - I'M CONVERSING WITH PUERILE IMPS. 68 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:30,375 PERHAPS OTHER EXAMPLES ARE IN ORDER. 69 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:38,792 LOOK CLOSELY, EDDY, 70 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,705 FOR UNDERNEATH THAT CALM, COOL, 71 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,332 BRING HOME TO MEET MOTHER EXTERIOR, 72 00:03:42,417 --> 00:03:45,537 NAZZ IS DEVELOPING ON A MULTITUDE OF LEVELS 73 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,205 BOTH CELLULAR AND GENETIC. 74 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:50,042 A MATURING ORGANISM, GENTLEMEN! 75 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,875 - WHERE'S THE GAG, DOUBLE D? 76 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:55,078 - GROWING UP ISN'T ALWAYS FUNNY, ED. 77 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:57,577 - BORING! 78 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:01,037 - YO, ROLF! CHECK OUT THE BEARD. 79 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,083 - BEARD? 80 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:05,247 - PRETTY MANLY, HUH? 81 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,043 - HA HA HO! 82 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,745 BRACE YOURSELF, LITTLE BOY, 83 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:14,043 FOR THIS IS WHAT IT IS TO BE A MAN! 84 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:17,003 - I'M GONNA HEAVE! 85 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,753 - ROLF MUTATED! 86 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,463 - PHYSICALLY DEVELOPED, ED. 87 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:21,882 ALBEIT A TAD EXTREME, 88 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:25,078 JUST ANOTHER INDICATION OF IMPENDING ADULTHOOD. 89 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:27,167 WHY, IT'LL ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME 90 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,040 BEFORE THE KIDS DECIDE ON CAREERS 91 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:33,075 AND BECOME PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY. 92 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:35,003 - I'M OK. 93 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,213 - CAREERS, HUH? 94 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:39,002 - A SURE SIGN OF MATURITY, EDDY. 95 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:41,463 - CAREERS EQUALS EMPLOYMENT. 96 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,002 EMPLOYMENT EQUALS CASH! 97 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,673 - OH! OH! MY TURN! 98 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:46,580 - NOT NOW, ED! 99 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:47,417 COME ON, DOUBLE D! 100 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,460 WE AIN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 101 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,882 - BUT, EDDY... 102 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:58,248 - EDDY'S CAREER COUNSELING? 103 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,213 HMM. 104 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,672 - ONLY AT EDDY'S CAREER COUNSELING 105 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,540 CAN OUR HIGHLY TRAINED EXPERTS USE YOUR INDIVIDUAL... 106 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:05,785 [PRO-FEEL] PROFILE... 107 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:08,035 AND A COMPUTER TO PICK A CAREER JUST FOR YOU, 108 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,285 ALL FOR A MEASLY QUARTER. 109 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,995 - GO ON, SARAH. IT'LL BE FUN! 110 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:14,713 - OH, I BET IT WILL. 111 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,127 - HEH HEH HEH. 112 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:21,208 - SHALL WE BEGIN? YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 113 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,132 - MAGENTA. 114 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:23,128 - MAGELLAN! 115 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,498 - THANK YOU. PANTS SIZE? 116 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,213 - 12, I GUESS. 117 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,672 - BUTTERED TOAST! 118 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,130 - AND FAVORITE VEGETABLE? 119 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,248 - RELISH! - NO, ED. SPROUTS! 120 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:33,043 [TAPE MEASURE SNAPS] OW! 121 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,325 - GRAVY! 122 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,497 - YES, WELL, IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME, JONNY, 123 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,083 TO OUR VAULT OF VOCATIONS, 124 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:40,957 AND SELECT AN ITEM OF YOUR CHOICE. 125 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,578 - A BALL OF TWINE! 126 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,247 ARE WE LUCKY OR WHAT? 127 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,753 - I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK YOU. 128 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,880 [WHISPERING] 129 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,998 OUR COMPUTER WILL NOW PROCESS, EVALUATE, 130 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:59,003 AND DETERMINE JONNY'S EXACT CAREER. 131 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,253 - VROOM! BUZZ! CLICK! HUM! 132 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,833 BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! 133 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:05,077 HUM! HOMINA, HOMINA! 134 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:06,077 BANG! 135 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,377 JONNY IS A GOPHER! 136 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:09,498 - A GOPHER? 137 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,383 - CONGRATULATIONS, AND HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA. 138 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,328 GO OUT THERE AND BE THE BEST GOPHER YOU CAN BE. 139 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,037 NEXT! 140 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,455 [JIMMY SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 141 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:19,877 - HA HA HA! 142 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:20,578 HA HA HA! 143 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:22,077 THIS GROWNUP STUFF'S GOLD! 144 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,457 - A POTATO MONGER? 145 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:26,292 - WELL, ACCORDING TO OUR COMPUTER-- 146 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:29,165 DEAR ROLF, YOUR PROFILE DID LEAN TOWARDS MORE, UH-- 147 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,830 - ROLF WISHES TO BE A BARBER. 148 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,037 - A BARBER? 149 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:34,165 - IN THE OLD COUNTRY, 150 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,580 HE WHO CUTS HAIR IS VIEWED A MAN AMONG MEN. 151 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,077 - BUT, ROLF... 152 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:40,577 - ROLF IS A BARBER! 153 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,417 - PARTY AT ROLF'S HOUSE! 154 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,290 - A BARBER IT IS. 155 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,705 NOW GO BUZZ SOME HEADS THERE, FIGARO. 156 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,422 - I'M READY FOR MY CAREER, DOUBLE D. 157 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,420 [NAZZ GIGGLES] 158 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:54,330 - WHY DOES NAZZ WANT A CAREER? 159 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,417 - 'CAUSE SHE'S GROWING UP, NIMROD. 160 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,500 YOU WANT ONE, COUGH UP. 161 00:06:58,583 --> 00:06:59,423 - NIMROD? 162 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,170 I TELL YOU WHAT, DORKY. 163 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,500 MEET ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE 164 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:06,713 AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MY BOOT WANTS TO DO WHEN IT GROWS UP. 165 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,252 HA HA HA! 166 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:09,633 - A DENTIST? 167 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:10,628 ME, A DENTIST? 168 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:14,128 AW, DOUBLE D, THAT'S SO COOL. 169 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 - MY TURN! MY TURN! 170 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,633 - YEAH! I WANT A CAREER! I WANT A CAREER! 171 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,628 - THEY CAN GROW UP ALL THEY WANT, 172 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:22,248 'CAUSE I'M STAYING A KID. 173 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:25,287 JAWBREAKERS! 174 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:26,995 [HORSE NEIGHS] 175 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,543 [LAUGHTER] 176 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:32,250 LAST ONE TO MY HOUSE IS A ROTTEN... 177 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:34,785 WHAT SCATTERBRAINED SCHNOOK 178 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:36,625 WOULD LEAVE A CHAIR LYING AROUND? 179 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,128 - GOOD MORNING, PATIENTS. 180 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,458 I'M DR. NAZZ, "DENTIRESS." 181 00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:42,792 [NAZZ GIGGLES] 182 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,075 FIRST THING'S FIRST, DUDES. 183 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,957 JAWBREAKERS ARE SO BAD FOR YOUR TEETH. 184 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:48,422 CAVITIES AND STUFF? 185 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,080 TOTALLY! 186 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:53,827 - AAH! 187 00:07:53,917 --> 00:07:56,287 - THERE. NOW LET'S DO THIS. 188 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:58,540 COZY? 189 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,125 - JEEZ. WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHT? 190 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:03,038 - BUT I ALREADY HAVE A DENTIST! 191 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,285 - LIGHT. 192 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:08,285 - HEY, THIS LOOKS COOL! 193 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,668 - I'M SORRY, MR. TREE, 194 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,080 BUT I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. 195 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,210 MY CUMMERBUND! 196 00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:25,752 AAH! AIEE! 197 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,963 OW! NO! HURT! 198 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:29,462 AAH! 199 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,712 JOB-RELATED OWIE. 200 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:33,002 - HUH? 201 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:35,463 BUSY DAY, HUH, GUYS? 202 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:37,042 DENTAL EMERGENCY! 203 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,495 - HOW UNFORTUNATE FOR JIMMY 204 00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:40,463 AND EXTREMELY FORTUNATE FOR US. 205 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:43,172 - THE JAWBREAKERS! 206 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:52,832 - GENTLEMEN, HASN'T ANY OF THIS TALK OF MATURITY, 207 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:55,787 ADULTHOOD, OR RESPONSIBILITY SUNK IN? 208 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:59,035 - JAWBREAKERS, DOUBLE D! 209 00:08:59,125 --> 00:08:59,995 - BELIEVE YOU ME, ED, 210 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,463 I, TOO, SUCCUMB TO THE SIGHT 211 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,752 OF THOSE SUCCULENT, TOOTHSOME ORBS. 212 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,173 BUT OUR ACTIONS NEED TO REFLECT 213 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:08,830 THE EMERGING MATURE ADULTS WE ARE. UH... 214 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,210 WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 215 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:13,132 - MY HOUSE! 216 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:14,578 MY DAD'S GOT POWER TOOLS! 217 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,787 - BUT, EDDY, YOU'RE JUST A KID! 218 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,040 - A TRAFFIC LIGHT! 219 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,915 WHAT KIND OF A STUPID CAREER IS THAT? 220 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,580 IDIOTS! 221 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:27,995 - OH! 222 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,003 OOH! 223 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,133 AAH! 224 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,958 [LAUGHTER] 225 00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:34,172 [DOUBLE D PANTING] 226 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,630 - STOP! 227 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:40,832 - WHAT DID YOU STOP FOR? 228 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,037 GO GET THE JAWBREAKERS! 229 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,035 - MY MOM AND DAD SAID TO ALWAYS OBEY... 230 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,205 [SIG-E-NALS] TRAFFIC SIGNALS... 231 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:47,132 EDDY. 232 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,628 SEE? STOP. 233 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:50,918 - BRAVO, ED! 234 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,210 THAT WAS A VERY RESPONSIBLE AND GROWN-UP DECISION. 235 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:56,212 - SARAH, CHANGE THE LIGHT! 236 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:57,212 NOW! 237 00:09:57,292 --> 00:10:00,422 - I'M JUST DOING WHAT YOU KNOW-IT-ALLS TOLD ME. 238 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,500 [SARAH GROWLS] 239 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,503 GO! STUPID. 240 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:05,753 - I GOT IT! 241 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:08,503 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 242 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:10,253 HA HA HA... 243 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:17,457 - OF ALL THE-- ED, YOU GET BACK HERE! 244 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,460 - UH-OH. 245 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,042 NO! 246 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,205 HURT. 247 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,882 - ED! 248 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,127 - HOLY COW, PLANK! 249 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:39,288 AM I THE BEST GOPHER OR WHAT? 250 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:44,082 - WAS THAT JONNY? 251 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,710 WHERE'D THE DESK GO? 252 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:55,830 AHA! 253 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,077 - YOU MAY NOW THANK ROLF 254 00:10:57,167 --> 00:11:00,627 FOR EMBELLISHING THAT CHICKEN POSTERIOR YOU CALLED A HEAD. 255 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:03,628 - AND A FINE HOWDY-DO TO YOU, TOO. 256 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:06,038 - COME ON! PUSH, WILL YA? 257 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,128 - UNHAND ROLF'S TOOLS OF PROFESSION! 258 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,708 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ROLF'S SHAMPOO TABLE? 259 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,082 - SHAMPOO TABLE? 260 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,575 - OH, YEAH! HEY, AIN'T I NEXT? 261 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,167 [WHISPERING] 262 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,210 [ED CHUCKLES] 263 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,292 NOTHING TOO OUT THERE. 264 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,705 STILL LIVING AT HOME, YOU KNOW. 265 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:30,172 - YEP. IT'S ME, ALL RIGHT. 266 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,673 - JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP THERE, PICASSO. 267 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:38,290 - WHY, THAT HAIRCUT LOOKS VERY... 268 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,785 RESEMBLING, ED. 269 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:40,705 - SILENCE! 270 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:43,792 AS THE BARBER HAS HAIR TO PRUNE. 271 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,583 [ROLF HUMMING] 272 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,247 YOU ARE COMPLETE! 273 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:54,463 BEHOLD THE MIRACLE BESTOWED UPON YOU! 274 00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:57,252 YOU MAY BOW TO ROLF. 275 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,583 - UH... 276 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,167 - THAT WILL BE TWO CHICKENS AND A PILLOW, THANK YOU. 277 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:10,463 - YEAH, SURE. JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB. 278 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:13,172 - VERY WELL, PATRON. 279 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,080 TAB? 280 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,417 WHAT IS THIS TAB? 281 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,333 [EDDY GRUNTING] 282 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:21,377 - BINGO! 283 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,038 GET SOME NAPKINS, BOYS... 284 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,205 'CAUSE WE'RE SLOBBERING ON JAWBREAKERS. 285 00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,792 - HA HA HA! 286 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:32,455 - THIS DAY HAS BEEN SIMPLY THE MOST GRATIFYING DAY I CAN REMEMBER, EDDY. 287 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,752 YET I CAN'T HELP BUT PONDER OUR OWN PATHS INTO MATURITY-- 288 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,293 - WHO'S MATURING? YOU MATURING? I AIN'T MATURING. 289 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,745 - OH, COME, NOW. 290 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:44,003 EDDY, TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOUR ASPIRATIONS OF ADULTHOOD? 291 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:48,253 - WHEN I GET OLD, I AM GOING TO BE RICE-- 292 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,543 'FRISCO STYLE. 293 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:53,995 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE USEFUL AND GET TO WORK? 294 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:56,213 YOU, TOO, GABBY. 295 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,327 - I YEARN THE ROMANTIC LIFE OF AN EXPLORER 296 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:00,577 WHEN I BECOME OLDER, 297 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,877 TRAVELING AND DISCOVERING EXOTIC PEOPLE, PLACES, 298 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,668 AND MY TRUE INNER SELF. 299 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,167 WELL, EDDY? AND YOU? 300 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,630 - SCAMMING KIDS FOR A ZILLION YEARS, DOUBLE D, 301 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,538 'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER GETTING OLD! 302 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:22,035 I'M BUILDING ME A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. 303 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:26,165 I'LL BE YOUNG AND HANDSOME FOREVER... 304 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,000 AND RICH. 305 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,503 [RUMBLING] 306 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,417 - LUNCHTIME! 307 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:37,712 - WELL-DESERVED, I MUST SAY. 308 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,712 - HE'S A PEST! 309 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,248 AAH! 310 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:47,923 WHOA! 311 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,082 OH, MY ACHING... 312 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,880 'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER GETTING OLD! 313 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,248 [ECHOING] 'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER... 314 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,213 NEVER GETTING OLD. 315 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,882 OH, MY ACHING BACK. 316 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:09,128 HEY, HOW'D I GET BACK IN MY ROOM? 317 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,753 OH, HIYA, GRANDPA! 318 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,420 AAH! AAH! 319 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,630 YOU'RE NOT GRANDDAD. 320 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,328 YOU'RE ME. 321 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,540 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 322 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,165 HUH? 323 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,712 - WHY, HELLO, EDDY. 324 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,212 WE'VE COME IN HOPES OF A THIRD FOR CRIBBAGE. 325 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:37,382 - CRIBBAGE GIVES ME GAS! 326 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,173 - AAH! 327 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,380 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 328 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:52,998 - LOSS OF CONTROL IS THE FIRST THING TO GO, EDDY. 329 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,003 - WHAT HAPPENED TO US, DOUBLE D? 330 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,995 WE LOOK LIKE TURKEYS. 331 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,960 AAH! 332 00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:05,462 - CALM DOWN, EDDY. 333 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,132 I'LL LET YOU SHUFFLE. 334 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,168 - I HATE CRIBBAGE! 335 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,330 I'M JUST A KID! 336 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,037 [DOUBLE D LAUGHS] 337 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,245 - KID! HA HA! 338 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,423 OH, EDDY! 339 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:23,460 WHY, WE HAVEN'T BEEN KIDS IN OVER 90 YEARS. 340 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,382 - 90 YEARS? 341 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,248 [THUD] 342 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,793 - HA HA HA! 343 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,495 BABY GO WEE-WEE! 344 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,423 HA HA HA! 345 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:40,577 - IT CAN'T BE. 346 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,127 THE JAWBREAKERS-- 347 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:46,038 STILL LOCKED UP LIKE NAZZ LEFT THEM. 348 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,040 - EDDY, IS THAT YOU? 349 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,035 AH, CONFOUNDED DARKNESS. 350 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,882 CRIBBAGE, EDDY! 351 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,463 - COMING THROUGH! 352 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:11,132 - CHECKMATE, PLANK! YOU OLD CODGER, YOU! 353 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,668 - JONNY, IS THAT YOU? 354 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,580 - OH, HEY, EDDY. 355 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,207 NICE DAY, ISN'T IT? 356 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,002 WHAT YOU STARING AT? 357 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,293 NAZZ FORGET HER PANTS AGAIN? 358 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:25,632 [NAZZ GIGGLES] 359 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,628 - HERE YOU GO, LITTLE DUDES. 360 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,127 - SHE'S STILL GOT IT, HUH, EDDY? 361 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,288 - GOT WHAT? LIVER SPOTS? 362 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:36,665 I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS. 363 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,630 WHOA! 364 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,498 MY HIP! 365 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,173 - WHAT'S THAT, PLANK? 366 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,540 EDDY? WHERE? 367 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,415 OH, HEY, EDDY. 368 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,130 NICE DAY, ISN'T IT? 369 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,168 WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? 370 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,170 - WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND? 371 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,380 - KIND OF. 372 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,788 - CAN'T YOU SEE ME AND JIMMY ARE PLAYING HERE? 373 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,915 - YOU HEARD HER, POOPY PANTS. 374 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 WHAT SAY YOU JUST LEAVE US TO IT? 375 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,043 - LEAVE YOU TO WHAT? 376 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:08,955 SKIP ROPE? 377 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:12,002 AIN'T YOU TOO OLD TO SKIP ROPE? 378 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,133 - SKIP ROPE? 379 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:16,248 WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE, A COUPLE OF BABIES? 380 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,003 WE'RE KNITTING, YOU IDIOT! 381 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,083 - AND NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE. 382 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:25,207 I MADE THIS BEDPAN COZY FOR SARAH. 383 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,382 - SO GET LOST, POPS! 384 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,415 - YOW! 385 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,540 GOOD ON YA. 386 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,575 I'M SO CONFUSED. 387 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,833 - HELLO, KEVIN. 388 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,707 - HUH? I'M NOT KEVIN. 389 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,382 - WHO IS THIS KEVIN YOU SPEAK OF? 390 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,828 ROLF'S TRACTOR IS NOT FOR SALE! 391 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,170 YOU FOOL! 392 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,130 ROLF DOES NOT LOVE YOU, NAZZ GIRL. 393 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,328 - OK. 394 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:03,827 - YOU TAUNT ROLF'S TURNIP, JONNY THE WOOD BOY? 395 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,917 GET OFF ROLF'S PROPERTY 396 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,420 BEFORE ROLF GETS HIS BEATING STICK! 397 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,960 - HUH? 398 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:23,632 STOP IT! 399 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,668 - MOVE IT, DORK. 400 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,633 YEAH, THAT'LL LEARN YOU. 401 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:36,538 DORK! 402 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,535 HA HA HA! 403 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,625 [BEEPING] 404 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,168 - OH, THERE YOU ARE, EDDY. 405 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,920 ED AND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. 406 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,170 WHAT'S SAY WE GET YOU HOME NOW, EDDY? 407 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,580 THIS HUMIDITY IS KILLING ME. 408 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,707 - HOME? 409 00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:51,882 JAWBREAKERS? 410 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,538 THAT'S IT, GUYS! 411 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,915 - WHAT'S THAT, EDDY? 412 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,040 - THAT'S THE KEY TO OUR YOUTH. 413 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,705 HURRY! 414 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,043 [EDDY BREATHING HEAVILY] 415 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,415 JUST FOLLOW ME. 416 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,500 - TOO LATE! I ALREADY WENT, EDDY. 417 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,333 - ONE BITE OF THESE JAWBREAKERS, 418 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,997 AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. 419 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,673 - WHY, I HAVEN'T HAD A JAWBREAKER IN DECADES. 420 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,880 I CAN'T QUITE RECALL THE FLAVOR. 421 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,498 BOYSENBERRY, WASN'T IT? 422 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,293 FUNNY THING ABOUT BOYSENBERRY, 423 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,825 IT ACTUALLY LEFT THE TONGUE A PALE GREEN, 424 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,957 WHICH ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF APPLE, 425 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,002 OH, OR MAYBE KUMQUAT, 426 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,883 WHICH IS ODD AS I DON'T THINK MOTHER 427 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,878 EVER HAD KUMQUATS AROUND THE HOUSE. 428 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,328 AH, BUT I DIGRESS. 429 00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:33,827 MY CAT, NIELS BOHR, 430 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:36,627 DOESN'T CARE FOR ME WEARING CORDUROYS AROUND THE HOUSE. 431 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,998 SEEMS THE SOUNDS OF THE LEGS RUBBING 432 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:41,963 ISN'T QUITE THE MELODIOUS SYMPHONY TO THE CAT'S EARS 433 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,002 AS IT IS TO-- 434 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,503 - SHUT UP, WILL YOU? CRIMINY. 435 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,083 ED, BUST THE STUPID DESK. 436 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:48,997 - ED? 437 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,543 I'LL GO GET HIM, EDDY! 438 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,417 ED'S NOT HERE, EDDY. 439 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,630 - TIME HAS REDUCED IT TO DUST, EDDY. 440 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,378 - BUT I'M JUST A KID! 441 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,415 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! 442 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,830 I'M NOT OLD! 443 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:15,707 I'M NOT OLD! 444 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,502 I'M NOT OLD! I'M NOT OLD! 445 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,043 I'M NOT OLD! I'M NOT OLD! 446 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,415 I'M NOT OLD! 447 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,040 I'M NOT OLD! 448 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,415 I'M NOT OLD! 449 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,000 I'M NOT OLD! 450 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,383 I'M NOT--HUH? 451 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,708 AAH! 452 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,172 - EDDY? 453 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,210 - DOUBLE D, IS THAT REALLY YOU? 454 00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,082 OH, YOU'RE JUST A KID! 455 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,127 - PHYSICALLY, YES, 456 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,828 BUT I LIKE TO THINK I'VE EXCELLED ACADEMICALLY-- 457 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,707 - YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER. 458 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,462 AND I'M A KID, TOO! 459 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,582 ♪ WE'RE NOT OLD ANYMORE 460 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,167 WHO NEEDS A CANE NOW, DOUBLE D? 461 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,420 - RELAX, EDDY, 462 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,710 AS I FEAR YOU MAY HAVE SUFFERED AN HALLUCINATION 463 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,832 BROUGHT ON BY THAT BUMP ON YOUR HEAD. 464 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,540 - WHO'S UP FOR JAWBREAKERS? 465 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,535 - THE JAWBREAKERS! 466 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,575 - YUMMEDY YUM YUM! 467 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,287 - GIVE ME THAT! 468 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,248 I DON'T EVER WANT TO GROW UP. 469 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,080 - IT SEEMS YOU DOZED OFF AGAIN THERE, EDDY. 470 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:21,287 YOU WERE RECOUNTING YET ANOTHER HUMOROUS STORY FROM OUR PAST 471 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,035 WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN. 472 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:26,575 - YOU REMEMBER THE FUNNIEST THINGS, EDDY, 473 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,747 LIKE... 474 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,463 I FORGET. 475 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,077 - IT WAS ALL JUST STORIES? 476 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,577 MEMORIES FROM THE PAST? 477 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,877 WE REALLY ARE OLD! 478 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:44,785 - WELL, SO MUCH FOR OUR ROUSING GAME OF CRIBBAGE. 479 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,325 - I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. 480 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,787 PULL MY FINGER, EDDY. 481 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,075 HA HA HA! 482 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:57,627 - THAT MISCHIEVOUS PRANK IS OLDER THAN WE ARE, ED. 483 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,628 - GROW UP, YOU SHRIVELED UP, PETRIFIED LUMP! 484 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,578 [DOUBLE D LAUGHS] 485 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:09,077 [LAUGHTER] 486 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,753 I STILL WISH I WAS A KID! 487 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,575 ♪ ED, EDD, N EDDY 488 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:42,077 ♪ BBBBRRRRR, YEAH! 489 00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:43,917 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 490 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,630 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 31450

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