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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- GUESS WHAT TIME
IT IS, KIDS!
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IT'S--OW!
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- HEY, KIDS!
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IT'S ME, PANDA EDDY.
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ARE YOU READY
TO HAVE A PANDA FUN TIME?
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FOLLOW ME, KIDS.
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I'D LIKE YOU KIDS
TO MEET MY BEST PAL.
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- ARF! ARF!
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- HIDEY, HIDEY,
BALLOON POOCHIE!
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SAY HI TO THE KIDS.
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- ARF! ARF!
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- HA HA HA!
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BOY, BALLOON POOCHIE,
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YOU'RE SO KEENO NIFTY.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE?
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- GREETINGS, EVERYONE!
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- IT'S MR. CALCULATOR PANTS!
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- SALUTATIONS, PANDA EDDY.
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BALLOON POOCHIE,
ARE WE READY
FOR TODAY'S SCHOOLING
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ON ALGEBRAIC MATHEMATICS
AND THE--
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- TOOT! TOOT!
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- HEY, IT'S
THE ELEPHANT CHOO-CHOO!
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"RUFF! RUFF!"
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YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN,
BALLOON POOCHIE.
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- OUCH!
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- LOOK, KIDS,
IT'S MR. RAILROAD RUMP!
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- THAT I AM, KIDS.
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JUST CALL ME "RUMPY."
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- HEY, KIDS,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
TO ADOPT YOUR VERY OWN
BALLOON POOCHIE?
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WELL, YOU CAN
FOR JUST 25 CENTS.
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"RUFF! RUFF!"
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YEP. JUST 25 CENTS.
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- "KINDERGARTEN!"
IS RIGHT, PLANK.
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LET'S BLOW THIS POP STAND.
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- WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE,
A COUPLE OF BABIES?
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BOY, WAS THAT STUPID.
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- PAY THEM NO HEED,
BALLOON POOCHIE,
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'CAUSE YOU'RE CUTE.
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- I'VE HAD IT!
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WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME
WITH THESE TWERPS.
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ALL WE DO
IS BUST OUR BUTTS
FOR THESE GUYS,
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AND WHAT'S IT GET US?
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SQUAT!
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- OH, COME, NOW, EDDY.
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
THAT SCAM WAS
A TAD INFANTILE,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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YOU'RE MR. CALCULATOR PANTS,
FOR PETE'S SAKE!
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- IF YOU'D JUST TAKE THE TIME
TO NOTICE, EDDY,
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YOU'LL FIND THAT
THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN
ARE CHANGING--
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GROWING UP, ONE MIGHT SAY.
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- SUCKLE?
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AAH!
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- WHAT LAME-BRAINED SCHMUCK
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THROWS AWAY
A PERFECTLY GOOD TRICYCLE?
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[JIMMY WHIMPERING]
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- SEE, EDDY?
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JIMMY'S MATURING.
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ISN'T IT INSPIRING?
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HE'S ADAPTING FROM
A JUVENILE 3-WHEELED BIKE
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TO A 2-WHEELED SYMBOL
OF BURGEONING ADULTHOOD.
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- DO NOT TAUNT THE TRIKE,
DOUBLE D.
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- YEAH, WHAT DID THE TRIKE
EVER DO TO YOU?
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- I'M CONVERSING
WITH PUERILE IMPS.
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PERHAPS OTHER EXAMPLES
ARE IN ORDER.
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LOOK CLOSELY, EDDY,
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FOR UNDERNEATH
THAT CALM, COOL,
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BRING HOME TO MEET
MOTHER EXTERIOR,
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NAZZ IS DEVELOPING
ON A MULTITUDE OF LEVELS
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BOTH CELLULAR AND GENETIC.
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A MATURING ORGANISM,
GENTLEMEN!
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- WHERE'S THE GAG,
DOUBLE D?
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- GROWING UP
ISN'T ALWAYS FUNNY, ED.
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- BORING!
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- YO, ROLF!
CHECK OUT THE BEARD.
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- BEARD?
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- PRETTY MANLY, HUH?
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- HA HA HO!
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BRACE YOURSELF,
LITTLE BOY,
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FOR THIS IS WHAT IT IS
TO BE A MAN!
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- I'M GONNA HEAVE!
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- ROLF MUTATED!
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- PHYSICALLY DEVELOPED, ED.
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ALBEIT A TAD EXTREME,
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JUST ANOTHER INDICATION
OF IMPENDING ADULTHOOD.
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WHY, IT'LL ONLY
BE A MATTER OF TIME
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BEFORE THE KIDS
DECIDE ON CAREERS
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AND BECOME PRODUCTIVE
MEMBERS OF SOCIETY.
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- I'M OK.
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- CAREERS, HUH?
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- A SURE SIGN
OF MATURITY, EDDY.
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- CAREERS EQUALS EMPLOYMENT.
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EMPLOYMENT EQUALS CASH!
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- OH! OH! MY TURN!
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- NOT NOW, ED!
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COME ON, DOUBLE D!
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WE AIN'T GETTING
ANY YOUNGER.
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- BUT, EDDY...
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- EDDY'S CAREER COUNSELING?
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HMM.
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- ONLY AT EDDY'S
CAREER COUNSELING
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CAN OUR HIGHLY TRAINED EXPERTS
USE YOUR INDIVIDUAL...
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[PRO-FEEL]
PROFILE...
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AND A COMPUTER
TO PICK A CAREER
JUST FOR YOU,
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ALL FOR A MEASLY QUARTER.
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- GO ON, SARAH.
IT'LL BE FUN!
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- OH, I BET IT WILL.
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- HEH HEH HEH.
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- SHALL WE BEGIN?
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
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- MAGENTA.
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- MAGELLAN!
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- THANK YOU. PANTS SIZE?
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- 12, I GUESS.
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- BUTTERED TOAST!
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- AND FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
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- RELISH!
- NO, ED. SPROUTS!
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[TAPE MEASURE SNAPS]
OW!
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- GRAVY!
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- YES, WELL,
IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME, JONNY,
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TO OUR VAULT OF VOCATIONS,
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AND SELECT AN ITEM
OF YOUR CHOICE.
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- A BALL OF TWINE!
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ARE WE LUCKY OR WHAT?
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- I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK YOU.
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[WHISPERING]
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OUR COMPUTER WILL NOW
PROCESS, EVALUATE,
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AND DETERMINE
JONNY'S EXACT CAREER.
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- VROOM! BUZZ!
CLICK! HUM!
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BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
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HUM! HOMINA, HOMINA!
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BANG!
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JONNY IS A GOPHER!
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- A GOPHER?
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- CONGRATULATIONS,
AND HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA.
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GO OUT THERE
AND BE THE BEST GOPHER
YOU CAN BE.
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NEXT!
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[JIMMY SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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- HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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THIS GROWNUP STUFF'S GOLD!
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- A POTATO MONGER?
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- WELL, ACCORDING
TO OUR COMPUTER--
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DEAR ROLF,
YOUR PROFILE DID LEAN
TOWARDS MORE, UH--
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- ROLF WISHES
TO BE A BARBER.
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- A BARBER?
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- IN THE OLD COUNTRY,
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HE WHO CUTS HAIR
IS VIEWED A MAN AMONG MEN.
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- BUT, ROLF...
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- ROLF IS A BARBER!
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- PARTY AT ROLF'S HOUSE!
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- A BARBER IT IS.
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NOW GO BUZZ SOME HEADS
THERE, FIGARO.
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- I'M READY FOR MY CAREER,
DOUBLE D.
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[NAZZ GIGGLES]
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- WHY DOES NAZZ
WANT A CAREER?
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- 'CAUSE SHE'S GROWING UP,
NIMROD.
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YOU WANT ONE, COUGH UP.
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- NIMROD?
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I TELL YOU WHAT, DORKY.
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MEET ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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AND I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT MY BOOT WANTS TO DO
WHEN IT GROWS UP.
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HA HA HA!
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- A DENTIST?
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ME, A DENTIST?
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AW, DOUBLE D,
THAT'S SO COOL.
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- MY TURN! MY TURN!
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- YEAH! I WANT A CAREER!
I WANT A CAREER!
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- THEY CAN GROW UP
ALL THEY WANT,
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'CAUSE I'M STAYING A KID.
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JAWBREAKERS!
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[HORSE NEIGHS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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LAST ONE TO MY HOUSE
IS A ROTTEN...
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WHAT SCATTERBRAINED SCHNOOK
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WOULD LEAVE
A CHAIR LYING AROUND?
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- GOOD MORNING, PATIENTS.
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I'M DR. NAZZ,
"DENTIRESS."
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[NAZZ GIGGLES]
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FIRST THING'S FIRST, DUDES.
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JAWBREAKERS ARE SO BAD
FOR YOUR TEETH.
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CAVITIES AND STUFF?
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TOTALLY!
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- AAH!
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- THERE. NOW LET'S DO THIS.
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COZY?
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- JEEZ.
WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHT?
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- BUT I ALREADY HAVE
A DENTIST!
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- LIGHT.
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- HEY, THIS LOOKS COOL!
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- I'M SORRY, MR. TREE,
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BUT I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO.
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MY CUMMERBUND!
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AAH! AIEE!
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OW! NO! HURT!
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AAH!
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JOB-RELATED OWIE.
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- HUH?
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BUSY DAY, HUH, GUYS?
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DENTAL EMERGENCY!
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- HOW UNFORTUNATE FOR JIMMY
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AND EXTREMELY
FORTUNATE FOR US.
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- THE JAWBREAKERS!
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- GENTLEMEN, HASN'T
ANY OF THIS TALK OF MATURITY,
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ADULTHOOD,
OR RESPONSIBILITY SUNK IN?
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- JAWBREAKERS, DOUBLE D!
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- BELIEVE YOU ME, ED,
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I, TOO, SUCCUMB
TO THE SIGHT
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OF THOSE SUCCULENT,
TOOTHSOME ORBS.
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BUT OUR ACTIONS
NEED TO REFLECT
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THE EMERGING
MATURE ADULTS WE ARE. UH...
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WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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- MY HOUSE!
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MY DAD'S GOT POWER TOOLS!
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- BUT, EDDY,
YOU'RE JUST A KID!
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- A TRAFFIC LIGHT!
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WHAT KIND OF
A STUPID CAREER IS THAT?
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IDIOTS!
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- OH!
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OOH!
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AAH!
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[LAUGHTER]
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[DOUBLE D PANTING]
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- STOP!
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- WHAT DID YOU STOP FOR?
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GO GET THE JAWBREAKERS!
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- MY MOM AND DAD
SAID TO ALWAYS OBEY...
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[SIG-E-NALS]
TRAFFIC SIGNALS...
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EDDY.
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SEE? STOP.
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- BRAVO, ED!
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THAT WAS A VERY RESPONSIBLE
AND GROWN-UP DECISION.
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- SARAH, CHANGE THE LIGHT!
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NOW!
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- I'M JUST DOING WHAT YOU
KNOW-IT-ALLS TOLD ME.
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[SARAH GROWLS]
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GO! STUPID.
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- I GOT IT!
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I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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HA HA HA...
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- OF ALL THE--
ED, YOU GET BACK HERE!
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- UH-OH.
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NO!
246
00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,205
HURT.
247
00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,882
- ED!
248
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,127
- HOLY COW, PLANK!
249
00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:39,288
AM I THE BEST GOPHER
OR WHAT?
250
00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:44,082
- WAS THAT JONNY?
251
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,710
WHERE'D THE DESK GO?
252
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:55,830
AHA!
253
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,077
- YOU MAY NOW THANK ROLF
254
00:10:57,167 --> 00:11:00,627
FOR EMBELLISHING
THAT CHICKEN POSTERIOR
YOU CALLED A HEAD.
255
00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:03,628
- AND A FINE HOWDY-DO
TO YOU, TOO.
256
00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:06,038
- COME ON!
PUSH, WILL YA?
257
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,128
- UNHAND ROLF'S TOOLS
OF PROFESSION!
258
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,708
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING
ROLF'S SHAMPOO TABLE?
259
00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,082
- SHAMPOO TABLE?
260
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,575
- OH, YEAH!
HEY, AIN'T I NEXT?
261
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,167
[WHISPERING]
262
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,210
[ED CHUCKLES]
263
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,292
NOTHING TOO OUT THERE.
264
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,705
STILL LIVING AT HOME,
YOU KNOW.
265
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:30,172
- YEP. IT'S ME, ALL RIGHT.
266
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,673
- JUST A LITTLE OFF
THE TOP THERE, PICASSO.
267
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:38,290
- WHY, THAT HAIRCUT
LOOKS VERY...
268
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,785
RESEMBLING, ED.
269
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:40,705
- SILENCE!
270
00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:43,792
AS THE BARBER
HAS HAIR TO PRUNE.
271
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,583
[ROLF HUMMING]
272
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,247
YOU ARE COMPLETE!
273
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:54,463
BEHOLD THE MIRACLE
BESTOWED UPON YOU!
274
00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:57,252
YOU MAY BOW TO ROLF.
275
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,583
- UH...
276
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,167
- THAT WILL BE TWO CHICKENS
AND A PILLOW, THANK YOU.
277
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:10,463
- YEAH, SURE.
JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB.
278
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:13,172
- VERY WELL, PATRON.
279
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,080
TAB?
280
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,417
WHAT IS THIS TAB?
281
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,333
[EDDY GRUNTING]
282
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:21,377
- BINGO!
283
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,038
GET SOME NAPKINS, BOYS...
284
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,205
'CAUSE WE'RE SLOBBERING
ON JAWBREAKERS.
285
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,792
- HA HA HA!
286
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:32,455
- THIS DAY HAS BEEN SIMPLY
THE MOST GRATIFYING DAY
I CAN REMEMBER, EDDY.
287
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,752
YET I CAN'T HELP BUT PONDER
OUR OWN PATHS INTO MATURITY--
288
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,293
- WHO'S MATURING?
YOU MATURING?
I AIN'T MATURING.
289
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,745
- OH, COME, NOW.
290
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:44,003
EDDY, TELL ME,
WHAT ARE YOUR ASPIRATIONS
OF ADULTHOOD?
291
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:48,253
- WHEN I GET OLD,
I AM GOING TO BE RICE--
292
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,543
'FRISCO STYLE.
293
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:53,995
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE USEFUL
AND GET TO WORK?
294
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:56,213
YOU, TOO, GABBY.
295
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,327
- I YEARN THE ROMANTIC LIFE
OF AN EXPLORER
296
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:00,577
WHEN I BECOME OLDER,
297
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,877
TRAVELING AND DISCOVERING
EXOTIC PEOPLE, PLACES,
298
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,668
AND MY TRUE INNER SELF.
299
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,167
WELL, EDDY? AND YOU?
300
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,630
- SCAMMING KIDS FOR
A ZILLION YEARS, DOUBLE D,
301
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,538
'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER
GETTING OLD!
302
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:22,035
I'M BUILDING ME
A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.
303
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:26,165
I'LL BE YOUNG
AND HANDSOME FOREVER...
304
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,000
AND RICH.
305
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,503
[RUMBLING]
306
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,417
- LUNCHTIME!
307
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:37,712
- WELL-DESERVED,
I MUST SAY.
308
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,712
- HE'S A PEST!
309
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,248
AAH!
310
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:47,923
WHOA!
311
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,082
OH, MY ACHING...
312
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,880
'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER
GETTING OLD!
313
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,248
[ECHOING]
'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER...
314
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,213
NEVER GETTING OLD.
315
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,882
OH, MY ACHING BACK.
316
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:09,128
HEY, HOW'D I GET BACK
IN MY ROOM?
317
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,753
OH, HIYA, GRANDPA!
318
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,420
AAH! AAH!
319
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,630
YOU'RE NOT GRANDDAD.
320
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,328
YOU'RE ME.
321
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,540
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
322
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,165
HUH?
323
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,712
- WHY, HELLO, EDDY.
324
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,212
WE'VE COME IN HOPES
OF A THIRD FOR CRIBBAGE.
325
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:37,382
- CRIBBAGE GIVES ME GAS!
326
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,173
- AAH!
327
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,380
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
328
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:52,998
- LOSS OF CONTROL
IS THE FIRST THING TO GO, EDDY.
329
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,003
- WHAT HAPPENED TO US,
DOUBLE D?
330
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,995
WE LOOK LIKE TURKEYS.
331
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,960
AAH!
332
00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:05,462
- CALM DOWN, EDDY.
333
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,132
I'LL LET YOU SHUFFLE.
334
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,168
- I HATE CRIBBAGE!
335
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,330
I'M JUST A KID!
336
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,037
[DOUBLE D LAUGHS]
337
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,245
- KID! HA HA!
338
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,423
OH, EDDY!
339
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:23,460
WHY, WE HAVEN'T BEEN KIDS
IN OVER 90 YEARS.
340
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,382
- 90 YEARS?
341
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,248
[THUD]
342
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,793
- HA HA HA!
343
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,495
BABY GO WEE-WEE!
344
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,423
HA HA HA!
345
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:40,577
- IT CAN'T BE.
346
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,127
THE JAWBREAKERS--
347
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:46,038
STILL LOCKED UP
LIKE NAZZ LEFT THEM.
348
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,040
- EDDY, IS THAT YOU?
349
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,035
AH, CONFOUNDED DARKNESS.
350
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,882
CRIBBAGE, EDDY!
351
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,463
- COMING THROUGH!
352
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:11,132
- CHECKMATE, PLANK!
YOU OLD CODGER, YOU!
353
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,668
- JONNY, IS THAT YOU?
354
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,580
- OH, HEY, EDDY.
355
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,207
NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?
356
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,002
WHAT YOU STARING AT?
357
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,293
NAZZ FORGET HER PANTS AGAIN?
358
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:25,632
[NAZZ GIGGLES]
359
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,628
- HERE YOU GO, LITTLE DUDES.
360
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,127
- SHE'S STILL GOT IT,
HUH, EDDY?
361
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,288
- GOT WHAT? LIVER SPOTS?
362
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:36,665
I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.
363
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,630
WHOA!
364
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,498
MY HIP!
365
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,173
- WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?
366
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,540
EDDY? WHERE?
367
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,415
OH, HEY, EDDY.
368
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,130
NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?
369
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,168
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
370
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,170
- WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?
371
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,380
- KIND OF.
372
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,788
- CAN'T YOU SEE
ME AND JIMMY ARE PLAYING HERE?
373
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,915
- YOU HEARD HER,
POOPY PANTS.
374
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000
WHAT SAY YOU
JUST LEAVE US TO IT?
375
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,043
- LEAVE YOU TO WHAT?
376
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:08,955
SKIP ROPE?
377
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:12,002
AIN'T YOU TOO OLD
TO SKIP ROPE?
378
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,133
- SKIP ROPE?
379
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:16,248
WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE,
A COUPLE OF BABIES?
380
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,003
WE'RE KNITTING,
YOU IDIOT!
381
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,083
- AND NO,
YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE.
382
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:25,207
I MADE THIS BEDPAN COZY
FOR SARAH.
383
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,382
- SO GET LOST, POPS!
384
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,415
- YOW!
385
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,540
GOOD ON YA.
386
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,575
I'M SO CONFUSED.
387
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,833
- HELLO, KEVIN.
388
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,707
- HUH? I'M NOT KEVIN.
389
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,382
- WHO IS THIS KEVIN
YOU SPEAK OF?
390
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,828
ROLF'S TRACTOR
IS NOT FOR SALE!
391
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,170
YOU FOOL!
392
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,130
ROLF DOES NOT LOVE YOU,
NAZZ GIRL.
393
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,328
- OK.
394
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:03,827
- YOU TAUNT ROLF'S TURNIP,
JONNY THE WOOD BOY?
395
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,917
GET OFF ROLF'S PROPERTY
396
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,420
BEFORE ROLF
GETS HIS BEATING STICK!
397
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,960
- HUH?
398
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:23,632
STOP IT!
399
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,668
- MOVE IT, DORK.
400
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,633
YEAH, THAT'LL LEARN YOU.
401
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:36,538
DORK!
402
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,535
HA HA HA!
403
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,625
[BEEPING]
404
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,168
- OH, THERE YOU ARE, EDDY.
405
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,920
ED AND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
406
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,170
WHAT'S SAY WE GET YOU
HOME NOW, EDDY?
407
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,580
THIS HUMIDITY IS KILLING ME.
408
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,707
- HOME?
409
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:51,882
JAWBREAKERS?
410
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,538
THAT'S IT, GUYS!
411
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,915
- WHAT'S THAT, EDDY?
412
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,040
- THAT'S THE KEY
TO OUR YOUTH.
413
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,705
HURRY!
414
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,043
[EDDY BREATHING HEAVILY]
415
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,415
JUST FOLLOW ME.
416
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,500
- TOO LATE!
I ALREADY WENT, EDDY.
417
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,333
- ONE BITE
OF THESE JAWBREAKERS,
418
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,997
AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL.
419
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,673
- WHY, I HAVEN'T
HAD A JAWBREAKER IN DECADES.
420
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,880
I CAN'T QUITE
RECALL THE FLAVOR.
421
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,498
BOYSENBERRY,
WASN'T IT?
422
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,293
FUNNY THING
ABOUT BOYSENBERRY,
423
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,825
IT ACTUALLY LEFT
THE TONGUE A PALE GREEN,
424
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,957
WHICH ALWAYS
REMINDED ME OF APPLE,
425
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,002
OH, OR MAYBE KUMQUAT,
426
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,883
WHICH IS ODD
AS I DON'T THINK MOTHER
427
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,878
EVER HAD KUMQUATS
AROUND THE HOUSE.
428
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,328
AH, BUT I DIGRESS.
429
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:33,827
MY CAT, NIELS BOHR,
430
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:36,627
DOESN'T CARE FOR ME
WEARING CORDUROYS
AROUND THE HOUSE.
431
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,998
SEEMS THE SOUNDS
OF THE LEGS RUBBING
432
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:41,963
ISN'T QUITE
THE MELODIOUS SYMPHONY
TO THE CAT'S EARS
433
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,002
AS IT IS TO--
434
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,503
- SHUT UP, WILL YOU? CRIMINY.
435
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,083
ED, BUST THE STUPID DESK.
436
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:48,997
- ED?
437
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,543
I'LL GO GET HIM, EDDY!
438
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,417
ED'S NOT HERE, EDDY.
439
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,630
- TIME HAS REDUCED IT
TO DUST, EDDY.
440
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,378
- BUT I'M JUST A KID!
441
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,415
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
442
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,830
I'M NOT OLD!
443
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:15,707
I'M NOT OLD!
444
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,502
I'M NOT OLD!
I'M NOT OLD!
445
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,043
I'M NOT OLD!
I'M NOT OLD!
446
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,415
I'M NOT OLD!
447
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,040
I'M NOT OLD!
448
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,415
I'M NOT OLD!
449
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,000
I'M NOT OLD!
450
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,383
I'M NOT--HUH?
451
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,708
AAH!
452
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,172
- EDDY?
453
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,210
- DOUBLE D,
IS THAT REALLY YOU?
454
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,082
OH, YOU'RE JUST A KID!
455
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,127
- PHYSICALLY, YES,
456
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,828
BUT I LIKE TO THINK
I'VE EXCELLED ACADEMICALLY--
457
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,707
- YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER.
458
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,462
AND I'M A KID, TOO!
459
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,582
♪ WE'RE NOT OLD ANYMORE
460
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,167
WHO NEEDS A CANE NOW,
DOUBLE D?
461
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,420
- RELAX, EDDY,
462
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,710
AS I FEAR YOU MAY HAVE
SUFFERED AN HALLUCINATION
463
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,832
BROUGHT ON
BY THAT BUMP ON YOUR HEAD.
464
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,540
- WHO'S UP FOR JAWBREAKERS?
465
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,535
- THE JAWBREAKERS!
466
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,575
- YUMMEDY YUM YUM!
467
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,287
- GIVE ME THAT!
468
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,248
I DON'T EVER
WANT TO GROW UP.
469
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,080
- IT SEEMS YOU DOZED OFF
AGAIN THERE, EDDY.
470
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:21,287
YOU WERE RECOUNTING YET ANOTHER
HUMOROUS STORY FROM OUR PAST
471
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,035
WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN.
472
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:26,575
- YOU REMEMBER
THE FUNNIEST THINGS, EDDY,
473
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,747
LIKE...
474
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,463
I FORGET.
475
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,077
- IT WAS ALL JUST STORIES?
476
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,577
MEMORIES FROM THE PAST?
477
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,877
WE REALLY ARE OLD!
478
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:44,785
- WELL, SO MUCH FOR OUR ROUSING
GAME OF CRIBBAGE.
479
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,325
- I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
480
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,787
PULL MY FINGER, EDDY.
481
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,075
HA HA HA!
482
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:57,627
- THAT MISCHIEVOUS PRANK
IS OLDER THAN WE ARE, ED.
483
00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,628
- GROW UP, YOU SHRIVELED UP,
PETRIFIED LUMP!
484
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,578
[DOUBLE D LAUGHS]
485
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:09,077
[LAUGHTER]
486
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,753
I STILL WISH I WAS A KID!
487
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,575
♪ ED, EDD, N EDDY
488
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:42,077
♪ BBBBRRRRR, YEAH!
489
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:43,917
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490
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,630
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