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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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BRRRRRR, YEAH!
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DOES YOUR LIFE STINK
LIKE THIS GUY'S?
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[GROANING]
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Eddy: NOT WITH THIS
THING-A-MA-JIG.
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STUPEFYING,
ISN'T IT?
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BUT THAT AIN'T ALL
THE THING-A-MA-JIG
CAN DO!
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THERE'S MORE?
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A LOT MORE.
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AVERAGE JOE?
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I HAVE NOWHERE TO SIT!
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NO PROBLEMO, JOE.
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THE THING-A-MA-JIG HERE
IS THE ONLY THING
YOU'LL EVER NEED!
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NO PROBLEMO!
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LIFE.
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ME
SO FAST, MISTER!
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WHAT'S THIS GONNA COST
US HARD-WORKING STIFFS?
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YEAH. I BET
IT COSTS A LOT!
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A TECHNO-MARVEL LIKE THIS COULD
COST YOU UP TO A MILLION BUCKS,
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BUT FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES,
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YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR ONE
EASY PAYMENT OF 25 CENTS!
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ROLF'S YAMS INFLATE
WITH GLEE AT THIS
THING-A-MA-JIG!
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Sarah: LET'S GO
TRY IT, JIMMY.
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GEE WHILLIKERS, SARAH,
THIS THING-A-MA-JIG
ROCKS MY SOCKS!
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HMM.
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GENTLEMEN, I DISTINCTLY
REMEMBER ASSEMBLING
ONLY ONE THING-A-MA-JIG.
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HOW COULD WE SELL MORE
THAN ONE THING-A-MA-JIG
WHEN ONLY ONE EXISTS?
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EDDY,
HOW COULD YOU?
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YOU FALSELY SWINDLED
THOSE UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN
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OUT OF
THEIR ALLOWANCES!
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OH, I KNOW
THAT'S WHAT WE DO
IN EVERY SHOW,
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BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
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DOUBLE-DIPPING
WITHIN ONE DECEPTION
IS WRONG!
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LET'S GO BUY
SOME JAWBREAKERS.
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ARE YOU GOING
TO FINISH THAT?
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[EDDY AND ED LAUGHING]
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Ed: RUNNING!
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[EDDY LAUGHING]
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OH, LOOK UP
IN THE SKY!
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IS THAT A BIRD?
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Ed: COULD BE A PLANE!
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WHAT BIRD? DOES IT HAVE
A QUARTER IN ITS MOUTH?
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'CAUSE IF I GET
MY HANDS ON IT, I'LL--
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OH, MY ACHING--
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HOLY COW!
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HEY, GET BACK HERE
WITH MY MONEY!
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ACORNS?
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Ed: DID YOU SEE THAT?
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HE JUST SWOOPED IN AND POW!
RIGHT IN YOUR KISSER, EDDY!
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I BET HE'S GOT, LIKE,
MUTANT POWER FEET
OR SOMETHING!
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HE STOLE MY CASH!
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I WONDER WHO THIS
MYSTERIOUS MARAUDER
COULD BE?
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IT SEEMS ODD
THAT HE'D APPEAR
OUT OF NOWHERE
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JUST IN
THE NICK OF TIME.
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OH, I KNOW
WHO IT IS!
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[OWL HOOTING]
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OK,
SO I DON'T KNOW.
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Sarah: AWW!
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SARAH! SARAH!
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MY BOX HAS NO
THING-A-MA-JIG!
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MINE WAS FULL
OF BRICKS, JIMMY.
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I'VE BEEN FOIST
UPON, SARAH.
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WAAH!
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ROLF WILL TEACH THOSE
RIFFRAFF ED BOYS WITH
HIS FOOT UP THEIR--
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Voice: YOUR MONEY
IS SAFE AND SOUND,
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GOOD CITIZENS OF
THE CUL-DE-SAC.
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RIPOFFS ARE
A THING OF THE PAST,
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FOR I, CAPTAIN MELONHEAD,
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AND SPLINTER THE WONDERWOOD
WILL PROTECT YOU!
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IS THE CIRCUS
IN TOWN?
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THAT GUY SAVED
OUR MONEY!
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WHO WAS THAT
MASKED MARVEL?
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Edd:
WHOMEVER IT WAS
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SEEMS TO HAVE
A COMPLEX
PERSONALITY.
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REALLY! ACORNS?
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WE GOTTA FIND THIS GUY
AND GET MY MONEY!
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Sarah: SUCKERS!
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[KIDS LAUGHING]
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Rolf: NO MORE
THE MR. SMART GUY,
HUH, ED BOYS?
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I BELIEVE
THIS BELONGS TO YOU.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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FREE! WE'RE FREE
AT LAST!
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THAT GUY GAVE THEM
BACK THEIR MONEY!
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Ed: OH, BOY!
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HE MUST BE SOME
COMIC BOOK HERO GUY!
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[GIGGLING]
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COMIC BOOKS?
REALLY, ED.
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WHAT WE HAVE HERE
IS A CAREFREE,
UPSTANDING YOUNG MAN
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WHO'S SIMPLY
TRYING TO DO
THE RIGHT THING.
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WHY, I APPLAUD HIS--
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Eddy: OH, YEAH?
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THIS PLACE AIN'T
BIG ENOUGH FOR
THE TWO OF US.
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I WILL HAVE MY DAY,
SCAM WRECKER-UPPER!
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[CACKLING]
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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Edd: HOW
EMBARRASSING.
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OK, NOW, SAY IT.
DO IT! COME ON!
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AHEM. UM, I WOULD
LIKE TO PURCHASE
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ONE OF YOUR BUTTS,
IF I MAY.
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PLEASE TAKE MY
HARD-EARNED MONEY.
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YOU GOT IT, SUCKER--
I MEAN, CUSTOMER.
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HERE'S YOUR
BRAND-NEW BUTT!
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OH, HAPPY DAY!
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THANK YOU,
DISHONEST
STORE CLERK.
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I WILL GO AND USE
MY BUTT NOW.
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HEY, HOLD YOUR HORSES!
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THIS BUTT'S BEEN USED!
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HA HA! YOU'VE
BEEN FOOLED.
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I HAVE RIPPED OFF
THE INNOCENT
YET AGAIN!
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[WHISPERING]
Keep an eye out, Ed.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY,
OH, BOY,
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY--HUH?
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I SEE HIM, EDDY!
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RIGHT ON TIME.
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SHED A TEAR,
'CAUSE CAPTAIN
MELONHEAD IS HERE!
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WAH HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH,
MELONHEAD.
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PREPARE YOURSELF FOR
PROFESSOR SCAM!
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HA HA HA!
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THE EVILDOER
HAS ARRIVED!
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HE'S LOST IT,
HONESTLY.
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UNHAND THAT MONEY,
PROFESSOR SCAM!
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NEVER. HI-YA!
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I WILL NOW MAKE MY ESCAPE
IN MY BAD-TO-THE-BONE,
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MEANER-THAN-A-JUNKYARD-DOG
PROFESSOR SCAM FLIER!
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HA HA HA!
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OOPS.
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OOH! OOH!
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[WHISTLING]
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IT'S MELON TIME!
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LOOK OUT FOR
THOSE FEET, EDDY!
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HA HA HA!
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YAAAAHHHH!
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OOF!
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OH, NO. DOUBLE D!
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PROFESSOR SCAM
HAS UNMASKED
CAPTAIN MELONHEAD!
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YOU'RE THROUGH,
MELONHEAD.
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REVEAL YOURSELF!
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THERE'S TWO HALVES
TO EVERY MELON,
PROFESSOR SCAM.
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THAT WAS CLEVER.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, MY RAY OF RICHES
WILL CURL YOUR TOES!
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THINK FAST, MELONHEAD.
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THE RAY OF RICHES
WILL NEVER PENETRATE
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THE FORCE PEEL
OF MELON.
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HAD ENOUGH,
MELONHE--
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UNH!
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[LOUD RUMBLING]
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AAH!
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OH! HUH?
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HI-YA!
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FREEZE, MELONHEAD,
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OR THE SIDEKICK
SWELLS UP
LIKE A BALLOON.
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Melonhead: SPLINTER!
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THIS IS BETWEEN
ME AND YOU,
PROFESSOR SCAM.
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GIVE ME AN EXCUSE.
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NO!
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WAIT! TAKE ME!
I'M THE ONE YOU WANT.
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I SURRENDER,
PROFESSOR SCAM.
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BUT, EDDY,
NOT MY GRAVY!
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SILENCE, HENCHMEN!
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OH, COME ON, EDDY.
HAVEN'T YOU MILKED
THIS ENOUGH?
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LOOK AT ME!
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WILL YOU GUYS JUST LAUGH
LIKE EVIL HENCHMEN,
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FOR PETE'S SAKE?
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TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT
YOUR TOMB OF DOOM,
MELONHEAD.
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HA HA HA HA!
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LOOK! OUR HERO DANGLES
LIKE VICTOR'S MILK SPOUTS!
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VICTOR'S GOT
MILK SPOUTS?
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YOUR GRAVY GRAVE
AWAITS!
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HE'S DEAD!
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MY GRAVY,
DOUBLE D!
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WHOA! OH!
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HA HA HA HA!
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Ed: RELEASE THE GRAVY!
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'CAUSE I, AVERAGE JOE,
SAYS SO!
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ED!
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LEAVE A MARK,
MELON DUDE!
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Eddy: I GIVE! I GIVE!
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OUCH! OWW! OUCH!
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MY GRAVY IS SAFE TO
FERMENT ANOTHER DAY,
DOUBLE D.
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THANK YOU FOR SHARING
THAT INFORMATION, ED.
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[EDDY SCREAMING]
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Eddy: OH, YEAH?
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WELL, DON'T COUNT YOUR SEEDS
BEFORE THEY HATCH, MELONHEAD,
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FOR LIKE A BEAN BURRITO,
I SHALL RETURN!
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HENCHMEN,
TO THE SCAM FORTRESS!
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IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES
TILL SOMEONE GETS A SPLINTER.
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[EDDY LAUGHING]
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CITIZENS OF THE CUL-DE-SAC,
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PROFESSOR SCAM
WILL NO LONGER THREATEN
YOUR WEEKLY ALLOWANCES,
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AS I, CAPTAIN MELONHEAD,
AND SPLINTER THE WONDERWOOD
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WILL ALWAYS FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
AND THE--
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GIVE IT A REST,
JONNY.
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Sarah: YEAH,
WE ALREADY HEARD IT.
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TOODLE-OO,
CAPTAIN MELONHEAD!
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00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,998
Rolf: WHAT A FINE HEAD
OF PRODUCE HE HAS, YES?
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00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:24,133
BACK TO THE MELONCAVE,
WONDERWOOD.
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ANOTHER DAY--OW!--
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AND ANOTHER DOUGHNUT,
HUH, BUDDY?
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00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,627
[LAUGHTER]
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00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:58,247
KEVIN LOOKS LIKE
HE'S READY TO
BUST AN ARTERY.
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00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,173
HA HA HA!
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00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,923
HAVE A SODA,
CURLY-LOCKS.
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00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,830
WE'RE CELEBRATING!
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00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,787
I DON'T WANT
ANY PART OF THIS.
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00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:09,955
YOU'RE IN
BIG TROUBLE, EDDY!
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OLD SHOVELTON
CAN'T DO NOTHIN'.
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HE GOT GROUNDED
TODAY. HA HA HA!
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A TOAST
TO SHOVELTON!
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WITH LOTS OF BUTTER!
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AHH!
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00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,575
A DAYTIME NAP
CAN INVIGORATE,
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00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,287
BUT NOTHING IS
MORE GRATIFYING
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THAN A GOOD BOOK,
JIMMY.
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[MOANING]
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Eddy: QUICK!
DOUBLE D!
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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.
KEVIN GOT--
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RECYCLED BOOKS, EDDY!
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LOOK AT THIS PROFUSION
OF KNOWLEDGE!
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THE LIBRARY
WAS HAVING A SALE.
HOW COULD I RESIST?
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LOOK AT THESE GEMS:
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NOCTURNAL
BURROWING INSECTS...
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COOL!
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THE ENCHANTED SPLEEN...
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COMPELLING.
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SCORES OF SPORES...
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I CAN RELATE.
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101 LATIN PARTY JOKES.
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Ed: DO TELL!
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ARGH!
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00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:08,825
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF
OBSCURE DISEASES?
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THIS LOOKS EDIFYING.
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"THE LACKADAISY-CATHRO
DISEASE."
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LISTEN TO THIS, ED.
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"SYMPTOMS INCLUDE
THE RATIONALIZING OF
MUNDANE CIRCUMSTANCES,
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HABITUAL CLEANLINESS,
AND AN ABNORMAL FIXATION
TO HEADWEAR."
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00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,130
THAT SOUNDS
RESEMBLING,
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00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,038
'CAUSE IT SOUNDS
LIKE, UH...
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00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,455
IT SOUNDS
LIKE SOCKHEAD,
BONEHEAD!
243
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,455
ME? REALLY?
244
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:41,172
WHY, THAT'S JUST PLAIN SILLY.
HA HA HA!
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00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,580
I'LL GIVE YOU RATIONALIZING,
246
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,577
BUT HABITUAL
OR ABNORMAL FIXATION?
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00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,247
PLEASE.
248
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,458
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID?
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00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,252
KEVIN'S STUCK
IN HIS ROOM.
250
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,083
GROUNDED,
I TELL YA!
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00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,037
QUICK!
HE'S HIDING!
252
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,205
HA HA HA!
253
00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:01,922
[GROANS]
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00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,665
[WHISTLE]
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00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,500
[DOORBELL RINGING]
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00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:22,918
AH, AH, AH.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE OUTSIDE.
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00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,920
YOU'VE BEEN GROUNDED!
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00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,130
GRRRR!
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00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:29,038
[EDDY LAUGHING]
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00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:35,580
Ed's voice:
HELLO, KEVIN.
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00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,667
WHY ARE YOU
SUCH A SAD SACK?
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00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,330
'CAUSE HE HAS
BEEN GROUNDED.
263
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,827
OH, PARDON ME.
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00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,997
[LAUGHING]
265
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,963
I SHOULD BE IN
SHOW BUSINESS.
266
00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:51,542
EDDY, DO I MUMBLE
MY WORDS?
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00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,625
HUH? YOU SAY
SOMETHING?
268
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,208
QUIT MUMBLING AND
PUT THAT BOOK AWAY.
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00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:56,792
[GASP]
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00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,535
"OTHER SYMPTOMS
INCLUDE WEAKNESS IN
THE LOWER EXTREMITIES."
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00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,325
HUH?
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00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:09,210
EDDY, I THINK I HAVE
LACKADAISY-CATHRO DISEASE!
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00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,035
Eddy: GIVE IT UP,
DOUBLE D.
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00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,125
YOU'RE ABOUT
AS SICK AS ED IS.
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00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:20,038
Ed: HELLO, I'M STINKY...
AND I'M CLEMMY!
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00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,625
HA HA HA HA!
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00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:22,878
BUT NOW THAT
YOU MENTION IT,
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00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:26,078
YOU DO LOOK
KIND OF GREEN
AROUND THE GILLS.
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Ed: HE DOES?
WHAT A PITY.
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00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,455
OH, I'M SO SICK.
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00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:33,422
[MOANING]
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00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,130
HEH HEH HEH!
LET ME SEE THIS THING.
283
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,418
YEP, THIS IS YOU
ALL OVER, DOUBLE D.
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00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,170
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,420
Eddy: IT SAYS HERE
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00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,380
THERE'S SOME TESTS
TO SEE HOW ADVANCED
IT IS.
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00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:47,328
TESTS?
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00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,917
OF COURSE, TESTS!
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00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,630
MEDICAL SCIENCE
WILL PROVIDE THE ANSWER.
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00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:59,627
PAGING DR. ED. DR. ED.
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00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,463
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,172
I WILL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU.
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00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,173
I'M CONFUSED, EDDY.
294
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,130
HOW IS ED QUALIFIED IN--
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00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,830
SAY IT AIN'T SO,
DOUBLE D!
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00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,127
CONFUSED?
297
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,078
THAT'S A SYMPTOM OF THAT
LACKADAISY-CATHRO DISEASE!
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00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:16,287
AAH!
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00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,285
I'LL BE BACK.
300
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,375
NICE SHORTS,
ROMEO.
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00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,995
PLEASE,
REST YOUR BUTTOCKS.
302
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,125
HA HA HA!
303
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,168
Kevin: HEY!
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00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
HMM.
305
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,083
AN EGGBEATER, ED?
IS THAT PART OF THE--
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00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:56,132
WHAT IS IT?
307
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,670
HMM.
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00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,080
WHAT IS IT, ED?
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00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,417
Ed: HMM.
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00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,080
HUH?
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00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:15,997
HMM. HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN
A SIZE 2?
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00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,133
SIZE 2?
313
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,458
BUT I'VE ALWAYS WORN
A SIZE 5 SHOE, DOCTOR.
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00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,042
SOUNDS LIKE
ANOTHER SYMPTOM TO ME.
315
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,825
DID DR. ED GIVE YOU
THE RUBBER GLOVE
TREATMENT YET?
316
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:30,707
OH, EDDY, THIS
LACKADAISY-CATHRO DISEASE
IS PROGRESSING RAPIDLY!
317
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,832
I'M SO UNWELL.
318
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:33,917
JEEZ LOUISE!
319
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,960
HAS ANYBODY TRIED
TO KICK YOU YET?
320
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:38,747
NO.
321
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,753
GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT'S
THE FINAL SYMPTOM.
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00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,583
YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR,
BUDDY BOY.
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00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,877
WHY, I FEEL
BETTER ALREADY.
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00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,378
THANK YOU,
DR. ED.
325
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:51,672
OH, NO!
326
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,040
I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
327
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,205
THAT LAST SYMPTOM,
DOUBLE D.
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00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,042
YOU GOTTA
FIGHT THIS, MAN!
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00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,035
DOCTOR, PLEASE,
DO SOMETHING.
330
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,883
NEXT!
331
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,078
Edd: WAIT!
332
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,077
[GROANING]
333
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,997
TELL ME THE TRUTH,
DOCTOR.
334
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,793
HOW LONG AM I
FOR THIS WORLD?
335
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,625
HUH?
336
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,788
UM...
TILL LUNCH?
337
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,875
HERE. QUICK, WRITE.
HURRY, DOUBLE D!
338
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:23,788
A POEM ON THE BEAUTY
OF LIFE AS I KNOW IT?
339
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:27,035
NO, YOUR WILL.
340
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,825
LEAVE ME
SOMETHING NICE.
341
00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:30,627
Ed: OH! OH!
342
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,378
AND I WILL TAKE
YOUR HAT,
343
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,498
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
344
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:39,705
OH, DOUBLE D,
I KNEW THEE WELL.
345
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,042
[SOBBING]
346
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,165
HA HA HA!
[CRYING]
347
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,080
POOR DOUBLE D.
348
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,167
DOUBLE D
AIN'T REALLY SICK,
LUMMOX, REMEMBER?
349
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,080
THAT'S SOME GOOD TV
RIGHT THERE.
350
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:55,377
NOW, BACK TO
OUR CAGED RAT.
351
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:59,708
HEY, JUGHEAD!
OVER HERE!
352
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,035
Ed: WHOA HO HO!
353
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:04,415
I AM TURNING INTO
A WEREWOLF, EDDY!
354
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,130
[LAUGHTER
AND INDISTINCT CHATTER]
355
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,918
MY BELOVED PEER GROUP.
356
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,460
EDD BOY, WHY DOES
YOUR FACE SAG LOWER THAN
NANA'S INNER THIGHS?
357
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:19,922
COME! JOIN US FOR
BEACH MERRIMENT AND
EGGPLANT ANTIPASTO.
358
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,290
DEAR ROLF,
359
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:26,455
ALWAYS GIVING,
THOUGHTFUL...
360
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:30,672
THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU
TO HAVE THIS.
361
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,710
A PEANUT SMASHER?
362
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:36,542
OH, ROLF,
YOU'RE SO UNEDUCATED.
363
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,785
GLOOMY GUS
IS RIGHT, BUDDY.
364
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,455
JONNY, IS THAT YOU?
365
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:47,252
I'D LIKE TO
BEQUEATH TO YOU
MY REMOTE CONTROL.
366
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,423
FAR OUT!
367
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,580
DOUBLE D,
ARE YOU, LIKE,
GOING SOMEWHERE?
368
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,747
NAZZ, NAZZ, NAZZ...
369
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:57,633
SO MANY THINGS
LEFT UNSAID.
370
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,628
REALLY?
371
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,128
LIKE WHAT, DOUBLE D?
372
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,788
[SOBBING]
373
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,665
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
374
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:11,540
THE SICKENING PANG OF
HOPE DEFERRED, SARAH.
375
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:14,712
HEH HEH HEH!
376
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,207
OH!
HEE HEE HEE!
377
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:21,502
CURSE THIS DREADED
LACKADAISY-CATHRO DISEASE!
378
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:25,213
DUDE, LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE'S PLAYING
A JOKE ON YOU.
379
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,962
DON'T SWEAT IT, OK?
380
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,167
Sarah:
WHAT AN IDIOT!
381
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,880
OH, THOSE--THOSE...
382
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,578
RAPSCALLIONS!
383
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,205
[WATER DRIPPING]
384
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:44,082
Kevin: OK, NOW I'M MAD.
385
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,577
[LAUGHING]
386
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:51,082
ARE YOU PROUD
OF YOURSELVES?!
387
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,957
HANG ON THERE,
HAMLET.
388
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,042
HA HA HA!
389
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,075
TOO RICH, HUH,
DOUBLE D?
390
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,167
LISTEN TO ME!
391
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,670
HOW CAN WE NOT?
392
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,000
THIS WAS FOUND
ON MY BODY!
393
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:05,793
YOU HAD ME BELIEVE
I WAS EXPIRING!
394
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:10,745
RAGE! AIN'T THAT
A SYMPTOM, DR. ED?
395
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:15,043
I GOT OUT EARLY
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
396
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:15,955
KEVIN?!
397
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:20,042
HONEST, I TRIED
TO STOP HIM...
398
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,535
BUT ED INSISTED
WE BUST
YOUR CHOPS.
399
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,205
HE DID!
400
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,212
SPONGE STAMPEDE!
401
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:29,212
GET BACK HERE!
402
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:35,670
Both:
♪ KEVIN CAN'T GET US,
KEVIN CAN'T GET US ♪
403
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,460
OH, NO, ED!
I'M SO SCARED!
404
00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:41,132
I'M SHAKING
LIKE CHEESE!
405
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,208
[LAUGHING]
406
00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:43,962
GRRRR!
407
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:44,962
Edd: AHEM.
408
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:49,002
OH, LOOK,
EDDY'S SPARE
HOUSE KEY.
409
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:49,923
OOPS.
410
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,380
HOW CARELESS OF ME.
411
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:55,038
I SEEM TO HAVE
MISPLACED IT.
412
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,377
Eddy: NO!
NOT THE FACE, KEV!
413
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:10,078
KEVIN'S JUSTIFIED
PUMMEL DISORDER:
414
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,627
SYMPTOMS ARE
BRUISING OF THE EYE
415
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,708
FOLLOWED BY
A SORE REAR END
416
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,962
AND A RAPID RELEASE
OF HOT AIR
417
00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:18,542
FROM AN INFLATED EGO.
418
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,205
HA HA HA HA!
419
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:22,172
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
420
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,670
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
421
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,130
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
422
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,827
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
423
00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,207
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
424
00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:33,462
--www.ncicap.org--
425
00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:39,132
♪ ED, EDD N EDDY
426
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,998
BRRRRRR, YEAH!
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