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HA HA HA!

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH CORN.

HELLO!

HOW ARE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABIES DOING TODAY?

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WA-WA?

HMM? WOULD YOU?

HMM? I BET YOU WOULD!

THERE YOU GO.

HELLO.

WHAT'S THIS?

HMM. SEEMS LIKE SOME NAUGHTY DOG HAS LEFT ME A NASTY SURPRISE

IN MY PRIZED PURPLE PANSIES!

WHEW!

I FEEL LIKE I JUST DROPPED ABOUT 30 POUNDS.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY

PANSIES?

WE'RE MARCHING RIGHT OVER TO YOUR HOUSE THIS INSTANT, AND

WE'RE TELLING YOUR PARENTS!

UNH!

MIND IF I PLAY THROUGH?

I HATE MY NEIGHBORS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!

THAT BOY GETS ME SO...CRAZY!

LOOK AT ME.

I'M SO MAD, I'M SHAKING!

OHH!

[TEETH CHATTERING] I...NEED TO SETTLE DOWN...

AND RELAX.

[MUSIC PLAYING] AHH.

SO MUCH BETTER.

[RUMBLING] AAH!

I THINK THIS IS THE PLACE, CHIEF.

LOOK, CHIEF.

IT'S SKARR.

EH...EH...WHERE...

OHH.

HELLO, GENERAL SKARR.

EH, WHO'S THERE?

SURPRISED TO SEE ME AGAIN?

[GASP] HECTOR CON CARNE!

OK, SKARR.

LET ME FILL YOU IN ON THE 4-1-1.

I AM REASSEMBLING EVIL CON CARNE AND GIVING THE WHOLE WORLD

DOMINATION THING ANOTHER TRY, AND I NEED SOMEWHERE TO BUILD MY

NEW ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION.

BUT WHY MY HOUSE?

BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER SUSPECT A

PERFECT SUBURBAN HOME TO BE THE HEADQUARTERS FOR A VICIOUS GANG

OF VILLAINS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

HOW COULD YOU AFFORD ALL THIS?

I THOUGHT EVIL CON CARNE WENT BANKRUPT.

UH...

LET'S JUST SAY I...

BORROWED THE MONEY FROM AN OLD FRIEND.

[GULP] [GASP]

[GASP] MY SWEAR MONEY!

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GENERAL SKARR?

YOU IN?

I'M SORRY, HECTOR, BUT I AM THROUGH BEING YOUR LACKEY.

IT WAS ALWAYS "SKARR, DO THIS," AND "SKARR, DO THAT."

"SKARR, DIVE IN FRONT OF THAT LASER FOR ME, WILL YOU?"

WELL, MY EVIL CON CARNE DAYS ARE OVER, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU

CAN DO ABOUT IT!

[DOORBELL RINGS] EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MOMENT.

[RINGING] WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WAS BORED, SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND SHARE MY LOVE.

GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!

[RING] DO YOU WAX YOUR HEAD?

[RING] MY UNDERWEAR SMELLS.

[RING] I DID A NASTY IN YOUR GARDEN

AGAIN.

[RING] FOR THE LAST TIME, STAY AWAY

FROM ME!

[GASP] HELLO, MOTHER.

IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL, FINE!

THEN MAYBE I WILL.

GOOD-BYE!

[GROWL] SKARR, BABY, WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S THAT ANNOYING LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY WHO CONSISTENTLY

GETS ON MY NERVES.

I'D DO ANYTHING TO RID MYSELF OF THAT BOY FOREVER.

[MUMBLING] [SNICKERS]

EXCEPT THAT.

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU SUGGESTED THAT, SICKO.

WAIT.

IF YOU JOIN ME AGAIN, I'LL SEE TO IT MYSELF THAT WE PERMANENTLY

DISPOSE OF YOUR LITTLE NUISANCE ALTOGETHER...PERMANENTLY.

ALONG WITH THE OTHER NEIGHBORS, TOO?

EH, SURE, WHY NOT?

THEN I ACCEPT!

EXCELLENT!

EVIL CON CARNE SHALL RISE AGAIN...PERMANENTLY.

[LAUGHTER] BUT IF YOU TOUCH MY GARDEN,

I'LL HURT YOU.

[INDISTINCT] SERIOUSLY.

LAY OFF MY GARDEN, OR I'LL HURT YOU GOOD.

HURRY UP IN THERE, GHASTLY!

YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR OVER AN HOUR!

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN THIS HOUSE, YOU KNOW!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

IT TAKES TIME FOR A GIRL TO LOOK HER BEST.

YOU THINK ALL THIS IS AN ACCIDENT?

YES, A HIT-AND-RUN ACCIDENT.

[GRUNTING] HEY!

I WAS NEXT TO USE THE BATHROOM!

AHH.

BATHROOM'S ALL YOURS, SKARR.

[FLIES BUZZING] [MUSIC PLAYING]

OOH! A GARDENING SHOW.

LEAVE IT ON THAT CHANNEL, HECTOR.

NO.

THE CONTROL IS IN MY HAND NOW, AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE WATCHING A

STUPID GARDENING SHOW.

BUT IT'S MY HOUSE!

TOO BAD.

THE RULE IS, WHOEVER HAS THE REMOTE HAS CONTROL OF THE TV.

SO THERE!

OOH, LOOK!

A GARDENING SHOW.

OOPS! TOO BAD.

MAYBE WHEN YOU HAVE THE REMOTE, YOU CAN WATCH IT.

HEY, LOOK.

THERE IT IS AGAIN.

OH! SORRY, SKARR.

AH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

A GARDENING SHOW.

OOPS, MY FINGER SLIPPED.

GIVE ME THAT REMOTE!

NO FAIR!

I WAS WATCHING TV.

IT'S MY HOUSE AND MY REMOTE CONTROL.

YOU'RE BEING IMMATURE, SKARR.

NOW LET GO!

YOU LET GO!

THERE!

MINE AT LAST, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

BAH!

LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND WATCH TV NOW!

EH.

I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE WATCHING TELEVISION, ANYWAY.

HECTOR AND GHASTLY ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE IT.

THEY'RE GETTING TO BE EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN THAT NEIGHBOR BOY

WHO WAS THE WHOLE REASON I REJOINED EVIL CON CARNE.

NOW I'M WONDERING IF I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

YOU SHOULD MAKE FRIENDS WITH BILLY...

AND GIVE HIM LOTS OF CANDY AND ICE CREAM AND JUNK,

AND LET ME DO WHATEVER I WANT.

UH, I MEAN, LET HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, TALKING GARDEN GNOME.

MAYBE I AM MAKING THE WRONG DECISION.

WAIT A SECOND.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TALKING GARDEN GNOMES!

COME BACK HERE, YOU!

[BILLY YELLING] [SKARR YELLING]

HEY, GRIM.

YOU SEEN BILLY?

HE WAS BORED.

SO HE WENT TO BUG SKARR FOR A WHILE.

BETTER HIM THAN US.

STILL, I GET THE FEELING THAT SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS IS GOING ON

OVER AT SKAAR'S HOUSE.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF SKARR AND HIS HOUSEGUESTS ARE PREPARING FOR

SOMETHING.

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, GRIM.

SKARR DOES GIVE ME THESE STRANGE CRAZED LOOKS EVERY TIME I WALK

BY HIS HOUSE.

YEAH!

ME, TOO.

IN FACT, HE'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

SO, SKARR, ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE GREATEST, MOST POWERFUL

WEAPON EVER IMAGINABLE?

YES!

BUST IT OUT ALREADY, MAN!

THERE'S A SMALL BOY THAT NEEDS DISPOSING OF.

GHASTLY, IF YOU PLEASE.

THAT'S IT?

THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE SPENT COUNTLESS WEEKS WORKING ON?

ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY GONE TO WASTE ON A RUBBER BAND?

WHY, THAT THING COULDN'T HURT A FLY, LET ALONE--OW!

WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

YOU COULD HAVE SHOT MY OTHER EYE OUT, WOMAN.

NOW, SKARR, IMAGINE THAT, BUT 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL.

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT.

I'M HAVING THESE BUILT BY THE HUNDREDS AS WE SPEAK, AND WITH

THIS HERE REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE, I'M ABLE TO CONTROL THEM AND

LAUNCH A FULL-SCALE RUBBER BAND ATTACK ON THE CITY.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, HECTOR!

YEAH...I LOVE YOU, TOO, SKARR.

[GRUNTING] GRIM!

I'M OPEN!

GRIM! GRIM!

THROW IT HERE!

COME ON, GRIM!

AAH!

NICE CATCH, NERDO.

WHAT'S GOING ON, GRIM?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I HAVE NO IDEA, MANDY.

I'LL GO TAKE A LOOK.

WE'RE DEAD.

ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF ENDSVILLE:

LONG HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ME AN OUTCAST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD,

IGNORING ME AS I WAVE TO YOU, PURPOSELY WALKING YOUR DOGS PAST

MY YARD SO THEY CAN DEFILE MY BEAUTIFUL LAWN.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO PAY!

HECTOR, NOW!

[SCREAMING]

GRIM, ZAP THOSE MACHINES WITH YOUR SCYTHE.

I KNEW THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD.

TIME TO TEACH THEM A L-- AAH!

WELL, I TRIED.

HAVE FUN BEING BLOWN TO BITS.

I'LL BE INSIDE WATCHING TELEVISION.

MANDY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

THEY'RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING!

NOT EVERYTHING, BILLY.

LOOK.

SKARR'S GARDEN REMAINS UNTOUCHED.

I GOT A PLAN.

SOON THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL BE IN RUINS.

NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.

HEY, BEAR BUTT, BET YOU CAN'T HIT ME WITH ONE OF YOUR STUPID

RUBBER BANDS!

BEAR BUTT?

PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED, LITTLE BOY.

MY GARDEN!

MY GLORIOUS GARDEN!

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY GARDEN!

YOU KNEW IT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD OF ANY IMPORTANCE TO ME!

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, GENERAL?

I'LL KILL YOU.

I'LL KILL YOU.

GET OFF OF-- IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

THE CHIEF IS GONE!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

WAIT, YOU FOOLS.

I'M NOT DEAD.

COME BACK HERE AND FINISH DESTROYING THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

YOU IDIOTS!

WELL, SKARR, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AT WORLD DOMINATION.

THAT'S OK, SONNY.

I LEARNED THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT ANYMORE.

MY ONLY TRUE LOVE IS MY GARDEN.

I MUST SAY, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

THANK YOU, GRIM.

THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

UGH!

YOUR PRIZE ROSES TASTE AWFUL!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THEM ALL!

WHY, YOU LITTLE-- COME BACK HERE!

JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.

NO ONE EATS MY ROSES BUT ME!

[BILLY YELLING] YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER, BOY!

YOU'RE BOUND TO GET TIRED SOON!

AAH!

I'M SORRY, MR. BURGERSTEIN.

COMPUTER SAYS THERE'S NO JOBS IN FAST FOOD PUBLICITY RIGHT NOW.

NEXT!

YOU ALREADY LOST THE JOB I GAVE YOU THIS MORNING?

I DON'T THINK A SNAKE CHARMING CAREER IS RIGHT FOR ME.

SO, SNAKE CHARMING'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU?

PETTING ZOO ATTENDANT'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PET.

PET LIKE ME!

BEING A CLOWN WASN'T RIGHT FOR YOU.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A CLOWN.

CLOWN LIKE ME!

LAUGH, LITTLE CHILDREN!

LAUGH!

WHAT JOB IS RIGHT FOR YOU, MR. SKARR?

WELL, THERE IS ONE JOB THAT WOULD BE RIGHT FOR ME:

DICTATOR OF THE WORLD!

HEH!

ARE THERE ANY OPENINGS FOR THAT JOB?

COMPUTER SAYS NO!

COMPUTER ALSO SAYS YOU HAVE TO ATTEND ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES

IF YOU EVER WANT TO WORK AGAIN!

SO REPORT TO THIS ADDRESS TOMORROW MORNING!

OH, JEEZ.

THANKS A LOT, COMPUTER.

COMPUTER SAYS, YOU'RE WELCOME.

NEXT!

THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.

[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING] OH, NO.

WHAT A BIG SURPRISE.

GENERAL SKARR.

WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?

I STARED AT THE DETENTION MONITOR WITH SUCH CONTINUOUS

INTENSITY THAT HE RAN IN TERROR.

[GULP] UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, GRIM?

I ENJOY MY JOB A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

[RINGING] HOWDY, PEACE PARTNERS!

MY NAME IS LARRY, AND I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE ON THE JOURNEY TO

FIND INNER PEACE AND TRANQUILITY.

AND, OH, BY THE WAY, I THINK YOU'RE ALL

SUPER-FANTASTIC!

LET'S GET STARTED.

GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE!

I HAVE THE QUESTIONNAIRES YOU ALL FILLED OUT, AND IT SAYS HERE

THAT WHEN A GROUP OF CHILDREN DON'T RESPOND TO YOUR REQUESTS,

GENERAL SKARR, YOU WOULD ENSLAVE THEM.

WELL, NO, NO, THAT'S NO GOOD.

A BETTER ANSWER WOULD HAVE BEEN: CELEBRATE THEM!

AND, GRIM, WHEN SOMEONE HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY

YOU WOULD "WIPE THEIR SOUL BLACK WITH YOUR ICY CLOAK OF HORRORS."

NO.

YOU SHOULD SAY YOU'LL WIPE IT WITH A WARM RAINBOW OF

HAPPINESS.

AND FINALLY, MANDY, IF SOMEONE ACTS RUDE TO YOU, NOW, DON'T

WISH THEM A HUMILIATING DEMISE.

WISH THEM LASTING LIFE FILLED WITH ICE CREAMS AND JELLYBEANS.

[CHUCKLE] ONLY STOOGES LIKE ICE CREAM

AND JELLYBEANS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I LOVE ICE CREAM.

AND I LOVE JELLYBEANS.

ARE YOU CALLING US STOOGES?

YAAH!

WHEW!

OHH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

THOSE TYPES OF WEAPONS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS CLASS.

NOW, PLEASE PLACE THEM ON THE DESK.

MMM?

IN THIS CLASS, WE USE PEACOCK FEATHERS!

HA!

AND BUBBLE GUNS!

HEH!

NOW, IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU, YOU WON'T CAUSE THEM ANY HARM.

HEY, HOW COME I DON'T GET A WEAPON LIKE THOSE TWO STOOGES?

YOUR MIND IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF ALL.

I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR IF THOSE BANANA BRAINS GET WEAPONS

AND I DON'T.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION, "KILL THEM WITH

KINDNESS"?

HEH HEH!

WHAT IF I FEEL LIKE KILLING GRIM AND SKARR WITH SOMETHING

ELSE?

OK, OK!

THAT'S ENOUGH WITH THE FEATHER AND BUBBLE GUN.

OK, NOW, IF SOMEONE SAYS OR DOES SOMETHING RUDE TO YOU, JUST TRY

COUNTING TO 10 INSTEAD OF GETTING MAD.

OK?

LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

MR. GRIM, SOMETIMES I THINK THAT...

WELL...

THAT YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.

THAT'S IT?

SHH!

NO WORDS. JUST NUMBERS.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

SUPER DUPER, MR. GRIM!

OH, HO!

NOW, MANDY, SOMETIMES I ALSO THINK THAT YOU'RE NOT...

UH, NOT, UH...

WELL, NOT A--NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.

UH, DUH.

SHH!

ONLY NUMBERS.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9, 10.

WOW!

THAT WAS WONDERFUL.

YOU'RE REALLY MAKING PROGRESS!

GENERAL SKARR, YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON!

AAH!

EASY NOW, TIGER.

EHH!

COUNT IT OUT.

[SIGH] 1,

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10.

YOU MISSED NUMBER 2.

I'M NOT A FAN OF NUMBER 2.

[STOMACH RUMBLING] SOUNDS LIKE NUMBER 2 IS NOT A

FAN OF YOU.

UH...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I THINK THAT WENT REALLY GROOVY!

HO HO!

AAH!

WE HAVE A GUEST.

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THIS CUTE BUNNY RABBIT.

PETTING A BUNNY CAN BE A GREAT WAY TO RELEASE ANGER AND STRESS.

PET MY BELLY.

PET MY BELLY!

OK. MANDY'S TURN.

PET MY BUNNY RABBIT FACE.

YEAH!

GREAT JOB, MANDY.

GIVE MY BUNNY TAIL A PET!

GREAT JOB, GUYS!

DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, MR. BUNNY?

MEH.

YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING YOURSELF, "HEY, LARRY, WHY DO WE

HAVE TVs STRAPPED TO OUR HEADS?" THESE AREN'T TVs, SILLY.

THEY'RE BRAINWAVE VISUALIZERS.

THEY BROADCAST THOUGHTS.

NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY MIND.

SEE?

THIS IS MY HAPPY PLACE.

NOW LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SEE YOUR HAPPY PLACE.

YOU GO FIRST, GENERAL SKARR.

OHH...

OH, OK.

NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT-- WHAT GRIM'S THINKING.

A CEMETERY IS YOUR HAPPY PLACE?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

I AM THE GRIM REAPER.

RIGHT.

MANDY?

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

THIS TIME, TRY THINKING OF HAPPY, CUTE KITTENS.

[MEOWING]

AGAIN WITH THE CEMETERY, GRIM? IT'S A PET CEMETERY.

YOU ALL LISTED THE SAME PERSON AS "MOST ANNOYING" ON THE

QUESTIONNAIRE.

FOR YOUR FINAL EXAM, I ASKED THIS PERSON TO STOP BY.

HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR] THAT MUST BE HIM!

[GASPING] UM...

HELLO, BILLY!

WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, PROFESSOR?

I JUST NEED YOU TO BE YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW, ACT LIKE YOU DO IN YOUR DAILY LIFE WITH GRIM,

MANDY, AND SKARR.

NO PROBLEMO, YOUR HINEY-NESS.

HERE WE GO.

EHH!

OH, NO!

IT'S--IT'S--IT'S...

AAR!

A FOOD...

FLOSS...

FLING!

FOOD FLOSS FLING!

FOOD FLOSS FLING!

FOOD FLOSS FLING!

[YELLING] PBBT!

PBBT!

[YELLING] [GROWLING]

OH, NO, I CAN'T WATCH.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

YOU DID IT!

YOU PASSED!

YOU USED WHAT I TAUGHT YOU.

I HAVE YOUR DIPLOMAS, BUT I LEFT THEM IN MY SWEET VAN.

COME ON, LET'S GO GET THEM.

PLUS, I CAN SHOW YOU MY SWEET VAN.

SWEET VAN, LARRY.

THANKS.

WELL, YOUR DIPLOMAS ARE OUT HERE IN THE BACK.

I'LL JUST OPEN HER UP.

HEY!

THAT HAMBURGER PERSON PARKED PRETTY CLOSE TO MY VAN.

HEY!

YOU MIND MOVING YOUR CAR OVER A BIT?

IT'S A LITTLE CLOSE TO MY VAN.

I ASKED IF YOU'D MOVE YOUR CAR OVER.

LOOK!

JUST MOVE YOUR CAR!

MOVE YOUR--JUST GET-- MOVE YOUR STINKING CAR!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!

AAH!

[GROWLING] [GIBBERISH]

HOLY MOLEY!

HE'S TOTALLY GOING TO HURT THAT GUY!

HE'S GOING TO GET PICKLES AND SPECIAL SAUCE EVERYWHERE!

[SIREN] [LARRY YELLING]

WH-WHY, NO.

NO, WAIT. WAIT, NO!

NO! NO!

NO!

[CRYING] NO!

WELL, THERE GOES MY DIPLOMA AND MY NEW CAREER.

MAYBE, SKARR, ALTHOUGH LARRY DID DROP HIS KEYS.

SO MUCH?

WE LIKE YOU, MAYBE EVEN LOVE YOU.

REALLY?

YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT SO I WON'T KILL YOU, ARE YOU?

OH!

NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD ME THAT THEY LOVED ME BEFORE.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

I LOVE YOU, TOO!

I DON'T LOVE HIM.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM!

I AGREE.

ME, TOO!

I WAS JUST SAYING I LIKED HIM TO BE NICE.

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