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HA HA HA HA HA!

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR 22 MINUTES.

[CRASH] SORRY!

HEY, LOOK OUT!

[CRASH] SORRY.

GANG WAY!

I'M ON A MISSION.

WHO WANTS PIZZA?

[GRUNTING] [MONKEY SCREECHES]

DOWN, YOU MONKEYS.

YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE TRAINED.

THEY MIGHT'VE TORN YOU TO PIECES.

NOW, WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT PIZZA?

YUM!

DO I SMELL...

NERGAL?

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I HAVE JUST CREATED THE MOST EXCELLENT PIZZA THAT ANYONE HAS

EVER TASTED.

I CALL IT-- NERGAL PIZZA, MM--MM!

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO TASTE IT, AND TELL ME WHAT

YOU THINK.

THIS YOUR RECIPE?

OH, YES!

MADE WITH THE FINEST INGREDIENTS IN ALL OF THE UNDERWORLD,

AND BAKED IN THE FIERY FURNACE OF--

CUT THE GAB AND GIVE US A SLICE.

D--OHH.

RIGHT.

[SCREECHES] [GULPS]

SAY, NOT BAD.

[SLURPING] [GULPS]

AAH!

THAT'S THE MOST DELCIOUSIST PIZZA I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE

MOUTH.

[SLURPS] [CHEWING LOUDLY]

[GULPS] WELL, IT'S GOOD, BUT IT AIN'T

ALL THAT.

NOT ALL THAT?

AND I SUPPOSE YOU CAN DO BETTER?

I MAKE A PIZZA THAT'S TO DIE FOR.

WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT, SMART GUY!

[GULPS] BECAUSE I'M GOING TO OPEN MY

OWN PIZZA JOINT.

SOON, EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL BE CLAMBERING FOR--

NERGAL'S PIZZA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!

OH, YEAH?

WELL, I'LL JUST OPEN ME OWN PIZZA JOINT.

WE'LL SEE WHOSE PIZZA THEY CLAMBER FOR.

HA HA HA HA!

BRING IT ON, REAPER!

NERGAL MAKES A MIGHTY TASTY PIZZA.

ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE A BETTER RECIPE?

I WANT TO WIPE THE SMIRK OFF THAT SLIME BUCKET'S FACE.

NOT ME, BUT GRANNY GRIM DOES!

NERGAL'S PIZZA.

YES, WE DELIVER.

THAT MUST BE SOME PARTY.

[DIAL TONE] [DING]

ORDER UP!

12 DOZEN NERGAL SPECIALS FOR DELIVERY, ON THE DOUBLE!

THERE'S A ZOMBIE AWARENESS MEETING AT THE ENDSVILLE

CONVENTION CENTER TONIGHT.

[CROWD YELLING] ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

OH, CRUD.

[RINGING] [MUMBLING]

5 DOZEN?

BUT HOW-- AAH!

[GASPING] YAH--AH!

HUH?

OH, NO!

ERR...

AAH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[CHIRPING] [SQUAWKS]

[RINGS] GRIM'S PIZZA.

SURE.

2 LARGE REAPER'S TO GO.

MAKE 'EM GRUESOME.

♪ OH, I'M FLIPPING SOME DOUGH

I'M FLIPPING SOME DOUGH!

DOUGH, DOUGH, DEE-DOUGH DEE-DOUGH, DEE-DOUGH

DI-DI-DOUGH, DI-DOUGH!

I GOT A LITTLE GAS WHILE I'M FLIPPIN' SOME--♪

[FARTS] [GASPS]

[SLURPS] HOO, SPICY!

THIS SAUCE IS GONNA KNOCK 'EM DEAD, GRANNY GRIM.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE SPICE TO DO THAT.

THAT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION, GRANNY.

WE DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOCK 'EM DEA--

EH, IT'S YOUR RECIPE.

WHERE THE HECK IS THAT DELIVERY BOY?

DAH, HERE I IS.

TAKE THESE PIZZAS TO THE WITHERING HEIGHTS

OLD FOLKS HOME.

FAST, THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

AND WEAR THE COSTUME.

THEY'LL LOVE THAT.

PITIFUL!

FRANKENSTEIN CAN'T ACT.

HE'S JUST GRUNTIN'.

ARGH!

AREN'T YOU JUST DYING FOR A VISIT FROM THE GRIM REAPER?

OOH!

OH!

PIZZA, THAT IS!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!

MAN, DRACULA ALREADY ORDERED YOUR DANG PIZZA AN HOUR AGO!

SO GOOD, IT'S TO DIE FOR.

YEAH!

DIE FROM HUNGER!

ANOTHER SIGHTING OF THE BAT BOY.

AT NERGAL'S PIZZA, WE USE ONLY THE FINEST

UNDERWORLD INGREDIENTS.

GRIM PUTS BUGS IN HIS PIZZA.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, NERGAL'S SAUCE CONTAINS DIRTY SOCKS AND USED UNDERWEAR.

ARGH!

WHERE THAT FOOL AT WITH OUR PIZZA?

DRACULA OLD!

CAN'T BE WAITIN' FOREVER.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[KNOCKING] [GASP]

AAH!

DAH, WHO ORDERED PIZZA?

GIMME THAT, FOOL!

AH, OOH!

HAH!

GIVE THE BOY A COUPLE OF DOLLARS, WOLF MAN.

HA HA HA.

I DON'T LIKES YOUR NASTY PIZZA ANYWAY.

I LIKES THAT NERGAL'S PIZZA, HA HA HA--OW!

AAH!

POLICE!

WE ALL REMEMBER THE TERRIBLE TONG WARS.

OW!

HEY, STOP IT!

DON'T!

YEAH-- OW!

OW!

MAYBE NOT.

WELL, NOW THE PIZZA WARS ARE HEATING UP IN ENDSVILLE.

THEY'VE BEEN BOMBARDING US WITH BILLBOARDS AND MIND-NUMBING

COMMERCIALS.

YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD NOT TO LOVE IT!

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD NERGAL.

FINALLY, DIGRESSING INTO NEGATIVE ADS.

THIS PIZZA IS KILLING ME!

OH, AND I HEAR THERE'S RAT POOP IN NERGAL'S PIZZA.

SURE, I POOPED ON A NERGAL'S PIZZA.

LIKED IT.

WHAT COULD BE NEXT, MASCOTS?

PIZZA FACE!

AND THAT'S THE NEWS.

EH, I'LL SHOW THAT BAG OF BONES WHO MAKES THE BEST PIZZA,

BECAUSE I HAVE A NEW SECRET INGREDIENT.

[LAUGHS] UH, FAIRY DUST?

RIGHT!

SO, WHAT DOES IT DO, POP?

I DON'T KNOW, REALLY.

BUT HECK, IT'S MAGIC!

WOW!

THIS NERGAL PIZZA IS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

MM-MM, YEAH!

MM.

MM-MM!

BABE, YOU'VE GOT ONE DELICIOUS FACE.

AH, HA HA HA!

OH, BRAD!

HEH HEH HEH.

UH-OH.

PBBBRRR...

PBBRRR...

[BELL DINGS] AH, HAH, HA HA!

BUSINESS MUST BE GOOD.

ENJOY IT NOW, YOU PIZZA FREAKS, BECAUSE NERGAL JUNIOR IS GONNA

SABOTAGE YOUR-- AH, HA HA HA HA!

YEAH, HA HA!

HA HA!

NERGAL'S PIZZA.

IS IT TRUE THAT NERGAL'S PIZZA CONTAINS DIRTY SOCKS AND

UNDERWEAR?

WHY, YOU LITTLE RAT.

IT'S THAT KID AGAIN!

LET ME TALK TO HIM.

LISTEN, YOU LITTLE TWERP, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

NO, YOU DON'T.

YES, I DO!

NO, YOU DON'T.

YES, I DO!

NO, YOU DON'T.

YES, I DO!

HEE HEE!

NO, YOU DON'T!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL THROTTLE YOU!

NO, YOU WON'T.

YES, I WILL!

NO, YOU WON'T.

YES, I WILL!

YES, I WILL!

HEE, HEE, HEE!

SOCKS AND UNDIES, HA HA HA HA HA!

OOH.

HEY!

HUH?

FROGALUCKLE, SLAGALAGA, NOGLESNOGGIN, LIPCOMBUBIN,

NIPSNEET, NIT, NIT, NIT!

[GRUNTS] UH!

[GASPS] [PANTING]

AH, THE PERFECT DISGUISE.

NOBODY WILL SUSPECT MANDY.

EXCEPT MANDY, OF COURSE.

AH-HA!

HEH HEH HEH.

HERE, TASTE THIS.

[WHISTLE BLOWS] HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!

HOT, HOT, HOT, H--AAH!

UH-OH.

WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!

OH, AAH!

GRIM REAPER PIZZA.

HI-YA, SIS.

HELLO, HAROLD.

WHAT'S THIS, A JOKE?

UH-UH-UH.

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

YOW!

AH!

JUNIOR!

GROSS...

THEY GAVE ME ANCHOVIES!

OK, SON.

NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I REPLACE GRANNY GRIM'S HOT SAUCE WITH YOUR INSANELY

POWERFUL GHASTLY ELIXIR.

RIGHT.

GOOD LUCK!

BUT WHAT DOES IT DO, POP?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GHASTLY.

NOW, I WONDER WHERE THAT OLD COOT KEEPS HER SPICES.

OH!

DON'T I KNOW YOU?

UH, GEE, I, UH-- UH, HEH, UH, HEH.

WHAT IS THIS?

[GASP] HOT SAUCE?

MAN, I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR THIS ALL DAY.

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

PBBBBRR!

BRRR! [BELL DINGS]

I DON'T GET IT.

SOMETHING SHOULD BE HAPPENING BY NOW.

UH-OH!

PACK YOUR BAGS, KIDDIES.

WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE PIZZA BUSINESS!

[SCREAMS] [ROARS]

[GROWLS] STRANGE.

THERE GO THE NERGALS, AND THEY SEEM TO BE LEAVING TOWN.

HEY, BILLY, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT OUR

CUSTOMERS LATELY?

PIZZA!

PIZZA!

NO, NOT REALLY.

[GASP] HEY, WANT TO TASTE MY FACE?

GRIM, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PIZZA.

EH--YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

BUT HOW?

I THINK IT MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE SAUCE.

NOTHIN' IS WRONG WITH MY SAUCE, IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE

MORE SPICE IS ALL.

OOPS.

I'M OUTTA HERE!

AND THE ENTIRE CITY OF ENDSVILLE WAS COVERED IN TOMATO

SAUCE AND CHEESE, OH, AND LOTS OF WONDERFUL

TOPPINGS.

AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS HOW ENDSVILLE BECOME A GIANT

CHEESE PIZZA!

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

WOW!

WOW!

OK, TIME FOR BED.

AWW.

NEEH, EEH, EEH!

ALL RIGHT, WHO'S DUMB IDEA WAS IT TO GO TO

THIS LAME THEME PARK?

OH, COME ON, GUYS.

THE SASSY CAT LAND ENDSVILLE ADVENTURE THEME PARK IS A

MAGICAL CELEBRATION OF ENDSVILLE'S PEOPLE,

IT'S SPIRIT, AND IT'S DREAMS.

AHOY, MATEYS, ALL YE LANDLUBBERS PREPARE TO BE SWEPT

AWAY ON A MAGICAL UNDERSEA ADVENTURE AND SOME JUNK.

[RUMBLES] [SQUEAKS]

OH, BOY!

HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE SUB AT ALL TIMES.

OH, HOLD ON A MINUTE, KID.

I'M NOT QUITE INSIDE-- YET!

[SCREECHING] [WHIRRING]

PREPARE TO DIVE, KIDS!

[SQUEAKS] WHAT THE--

WE'RE NOT EVEN UNDER THE WATER.

THIS IS PATHETIC.

[GASPS] LOOK OUT, KIDS!

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT SQUID!

[GASP] [SIRENS]

THAT'S IT?

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

LAME.

LAME.

ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT.

THIS RIDE IS LAME.

WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

I JUST WANTED A MAGICAL UNDERWATER ADVENTURE THAT WE

COULD ALL ENJOY.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN JUST USE MAGIC TO MAGICALLY ZAP THIS LAME

RIDE AND SOMEHOW MAGICALLY MAKE IT INTO A REAL MAGICAL UNDERSEA

ADVENTURE!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE CAN'T DO THAT.

WE SHOULD JUST END THIS EPISODE RIGHT NOW.

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU INSEPARABLE BOOBS.

I'M TIRED OF YOUR COMPLAINING.

YOU WANT A MAGICAL ADVENTURE, AND YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT

HAPPEN.

SO MAKE WITH THE MAGIC AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.

WELL, I NEVER...

WHAT SHOULD I DO, MANDY?

YOU'RE GONNA SIT HERE AND BE FILLED WITH CHILDLIKE WONDER.

CAPICHE?

I LOVE CAPICHE!

OH, ALL RIGHT.

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, KIDS.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO EXPLORE DEEP INTO THE DARKEST CRACKS AND

CREVICES TO A PLACE WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES.

TO THE STINKY BOTTOM-- YAY!

OF THE SEA!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

APPROACHING CRITICAL DEPTHS. OH, BOY!

OH, BROTHER.

WHAT THE-- [GURGLES]

MANDY!

GRIM!

CRAZY FISH MAN ON THE POOP DECK!

BILLY, FIRST OF ALL, JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE A MESS ON

THE FLOOR DOESN'T MAKE IT THE POOP DECK.

SECOND, WHAT CAN 1 FISH MAN DO TO THIS-- [RUMBLING]

IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S TAKING US

TO HIS HOME.

WONDERFUL.

WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

I JUST HAD TO ASK.

WHERE ARE WE, GRIM?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING FISHY GOING

ON DOWN HERE.

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!

CORNY.

OW!

CORNY!

HEY, CUT THAT OUT!

ELECTROCUTION MAKES ME SOIL ME UNDIES.

[LAUGHING] SILENCE, LAND WALKERS!

YOU 3 ARE IN A WORLD OF HURT, FOR YOU ARE IN THE AWESOME

PRESENCE OF-- KING TRICEPS!

RULER OF THE SEA, AND UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WRESTLING

UNDERSEA SYNDICATE!

OOH, YEAH!

OH, YEAH.

WHY ARE WE HERE?

WE WERE JUST SIGHTSEEING.

SO YOU ADMIT IT!

GUILTY!

BUT CAPTAIN TRICERATOPS, WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG.

NOTHING WRONG?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

YOU TRESPASSED ON SACRED GOOGAN LAND.

SIGHTSEEING IS FORBIDDEN!

THE PENALTY IS DEATH!

HEY, MAN, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

HE'S MAKING THE RULES DOWN HERE.

AND NOW FOR THE FINAL VERDICT, I PRESENT TO YOU,

MY MAIN MAN, THE GOOGAN HIGH PRIEST!

OH, YEAH!

[COUGHING] WHAT'S THE WORD, MY MAN?

I WILL ASK OUR GREAT AND FEARSOME GOD OF PAIN AND

PUNISHMENT MR. SNARKLE FOR HIS JUDGMENT, AND LISTEN FOR

HIS ANSWER.

OH, GREAT AND FEARSOME SNARKLE, WE BESEECH THEE!

WHAT IS TO BECOME OF THE LANDWALKERS?

[HIGH PITCHED] WE SHOULD EAT THEM.

WE SHOULD-- EAT THEM?

FLESH FOR SNARKLE!

FLESH FOR SNARKLE!

OOH, YEAH!

IT'S OFFICIAL!

MR. SNARKLE HAS SPOKEN!

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL KICK OFF THIS SACRIFICE TAILGATE PARTY WITH,

UH, THAT BOY OVER THERE.

[MUMBLES] NO, NO, THE OTHER ONE.

[MUMBLES] OH, NO!

I'M THE BOY!

[SOBS] COME ON, I'M ALLERGIC TO HUMAN

SACRIFICE!

NO!

I THINK I WET MYSELF, BUT I CAN'T TELL 'CAUSE

WE'RE UNDERWATER!

[GASP] PLACE HIM ON THE SACRED

ROTISSERIE!

SET IT AND FORGET IT!

SET IT AND FORGET IT!

[SCREAMS] [SNIFFS]

HEY, I SMELL DELICIOUS.

KEEP GOING, YOU GUYS.

SET IT AND FORGET IT!

SET IT AND FORGET IT!

OK, HOW CAN BILLY SMELL THINGS THROUGH HIS SEALED OXYGEN

HELMET?

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY IS THERE FIRE BURNING AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE OCEAN?

DON'T ASK ME, I DON'T KNOW WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF.

[SCREECHING] GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU HELP

BILLY SO WE CAN GET BACK HOME AND I CAN HAVE'S ME A BANANA?

[MONKEY SCREECHES] I CAN'T, CHILD.

ME HANDS ARE TIED.

BESIDES, THIS MAY BE THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO FINALLY GET

RID OF BILLY.

THIS MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!

SO I SAY, SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW.

EH.

FEAST FOR SNARKLE!

FEAST FOR SNARKLE!

FEAST FOR SNARKLE!

STOP IT!

STOP IT RIGHT THERE!

DON'T YOU HARM A HAIR ON THAT BOY'S BACK.

WHO ARE YOU?

I AM THE PRINCESS OF ALL THE SEAS, AND 3-TIMES SYNCHRONIZED

SWIMNASTICS CHAMPION.

I AM HARIEL, THE LITTLEST MER--I MEAN,

FISH LADY.

I COMMAND YOU TO STOP AT ONCE!

AH, COME ON, YOU KNOW-- [GRUMBLING]

UH!

EH, YEAH.

[GRUMBLES] OH, MY GOODNESS!

TINY APE BOY, I SAW HOW BRAVE YOU WERE TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF

FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES OF A HERO--

THE KIND OF MAN I'VE BEEN LOOKING TO MARRY ALL THIS TIME!

UM...

CRAZY FISH LADY, SAY WHAT?

HARIEL!

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FRATERNIZING WITH THE PRISONERS AGAIN!

DADDY!

OH, MY GARSH!

YOU DO THIS TO ALL THE BOYS I LIKE.

FIRST THE CAPTURING, THEN THE SACRIFICING,

AND FINALLY THE MOUNTING OF THEIR HEADS ON THE WALL OF

YOUR DEN!

[GASP] IT'S GETTING REALLY OLD.

OH, BUT HONEY MUFFIN, YOU KNOW I ONLY WANT THE BEST

FOR YOU.

WHATEVER, DAD.

I'M JUST GLAD WE GOT TO HIM BEFORE UVULA THE SEA HAG DID.

WHO IS OO-LA LA THE TEABAG?

UVULA THE SEA HAG IS THE MEANEST, VILEST, UGLIEST,

STANKIEST, CRANKIEST, WON'T EVEN SAY HI TO YOUR MOMMA, CHEAPEST,

CREEPIEST ARROGANT SEA WITCH IN ALL THE SEAS.

AND I'M NOT VERY FOND OF HER, EITHER.

WHY?

SHE KNOWS THAT IF I MARRY BEFORE SHE DOES, THEN I BECOME

THE TRUE AND RIGHTFUL HEIR OF THE GOOGAN KINGDOM,

AND SHE BECOMES A WRETCHED OLD CRONE WITH BAD HAIR.

HA HA HA!

[GIGGLES] WHAT'S A CRONE?

OOH, THAT'S IT!

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!

DADDY?

I AIN'T YOUR DADDY.

[SQUISHING] [GASP]

UVULA!

WOW, I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, LITTLE MISS PERFECT.

THIS KINGDOM RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO ME!

AFTER ALL, I AM YOUR-- SISTER!

AAH!

I THOUGHT I COULD THWART YOUR MARRIAGE TO THIS LAND WALKER BY

POSING AS KING TRICEPS AND SACRIFICING YOUR GROOM TO BE.

BUT WHEN YOU INSULTED THE HAIR-- HO, HO, HO, YOU'VE JUST CROSSED

THE LINE, MISSY.

NOW, OVER THAT BOY HAND!

OH, I MEAN-- HAND OVER THAT BOY!

NO WAY, UVULA.

HE'S WITH ME NOW.

I OWN THIS PIECE OF MEAT.

IT SEEMS THIS IS A DILEMMA THAT CAN ONLY BE SOLVED

BY A FEW ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE FACE!

AH!

YOU MISERABLE SEA WITCH.

YOU--YOU CHICKEN OF THE SEA!

CAT FIGHT!

OOH!

HA HA HA!

KII-YAH!

OH--OH.

[GROWLS] YAH!

[BOTH HOWLING] ♪ CAT FIGHT

UNDER THE SEA I GOT 2 FINE LADIES

BATTLING OVER ME ♪ WHOA!

♪ THE ONLY WINNER I SEE OOH, IS NOBODY

OH, NOBODY NO, NOBODY

OH, NOBODY BUT ME ROCK! ♪

STOP FIGHTING, YOU GUYS!

STOP THE MADNESS!

I'VE DECIDED I'LL MARRY YOU BOTH.

HOORAY!

HOORAY!

AND SO, LATER THAT DAY, UNDER THE STATUE OF MR. SNARKLE,

PEACE WAS RESTORED TO THE GOOGAN KINGDOM,

AND IT MADE EVERYONE VERY, VERY HAPPY.

[SNIFFING] IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL,

OOH-YEAH!

AND SO, I LEARNED THAT ANYONE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE,

NO MATTER HOW SMALL OR HOW TALL OR HOW SKINNY OR SHAPED LIKE A

BIG FAT ROUND BALL.

THE-- END.

BILLY, ALL I ASKED WAS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR REPORT.

INSTEAD WHAT YOU TOLD ME WAS ONE OF THE MOST INSANELY IDIOTIC

THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

I FEEL DUMBER FOR JUST HAVING LISTENED TO IT.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU JUST MADE UP THAT RAMBLING INCOHERENT

COMPLETELY PARODY-DRIVEN STORY AT THE LAST MINUTE.

DID I, MS. BUTTERBEAN?

DID I?

OK, I DID.

♪ SASSYCAT'S HYDRO-SUB ADVENTURE!

EXPLORING THE DEEP BLUE SEA BRING YOUR FRIENDS

IT'S FUN FOR ALL EVEN THE BOURGEOIS

MAKIN' FRIENDS WITH A MANATEE FIRE TORPEDOES! ♪

YOU GUYS STINK.

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