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[LAUGHING]

RAGGLE FRAGGLE. RONALD...

I'M HAVING MIGUEL'S BABY.

UGH!

HEY, GRIM.

HEY, GRIM.

PASS THE POPCORN, GRIM.

SO...

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, MANDY?

SAME OLD, SAME OLD.

SPIRITUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY FULFILLING IN EVERY WAY.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

AND YOU, BILLY, HOW AS YOUR DAY?

GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, FREAK!

THEY'RE RIGHT.

YOU SHOULD SELL YOURSELF TO SCIENCE.

"F MINUS MINUS."

[GRUNTING] GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY,

FREAK.

LOSER!

PRETTY RAD.

AND MRS. BUTTERBEAN SAYS I GET TO REPEAT THE SECOND GRADE--

AGAIN!

HOW COOL IS THAT, HUH?!

I MUST SAY, BILLY, YOU HAVE QUITE A POSITIVE

OUTLOOK ON THINGS.

YEP.

THINGS JUST NEVER SEEM TO GET TO ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

WELL, MY DAY WAS ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL.

I COULDN'T FIND ONE PAIR OF MATCHING SOCKS TO WEAR.

SEE?

THIS IS WHY I HATE IT HERE!

WHY ARE YOU TWO ALWAYS SO NEGATIVE?

I JUST WISH THERE WERE A MAGICAL LAND WHERE WE COULD GO AND BE

HAPPY, WHERE ALL THE SORROW AND SUFFERING OF MODERN LIFE COULD

BE WASHED AWAY, JUST LIKE IN THE SHAMPOO COMMERCIALS.

[SIGHS] FINE.

HERE WE ARE.

THE ENCHANTED FOREST.

[FARTING] [LAUGHING]

BLECCH!

BLECCH!

OH, MY GOSH!

THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER!

[MUNCHING] AAH.

THE CLEAN AIR, SINGING BIRDS,

HAPPY SKIPPING GNOMES...

THIS PLACE MAKES ME SICK.

OH, TOO MUCH PIE SHRUB.

BUT MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD.

I DO FEEL MORE RELAXED.

THAT'S GREAT, GRIM.

I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE SO HAPPY.

AREN'T YOU HAPPY THAT I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HAPPY?

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HERE, MANDY?

THE COLORS ARE GAUDY, AND THERE'S NO TV.

WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY?

THIS PLACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!

YOU CAN'T FORCE CHANGE ON PEOPLE.

OH, YES, YOU CAN.

YOU CAN FORCE CHANGE ON ANY-- ONE.

WHY, HI, HAPPY LITTLE UNICORN.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

OH, WHAT'S IT TO YOU, YOU POOP-SNIFFING BABOON?

[GRUNTS] HEY.

HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

I DON'T NEED A REASON.

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU'RE UGLY.

HOW'S THAT?

I KNOW I AM, BUT WHAT AM I?

AN IDIOT.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF SELLING YOURSELF TO SCIENCE?

UH, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NEGATIVITY, LITTLE UNICORN?

I COULD GIVE YOU SOME LONG DISENCHANTED SPEECH ABOUT

HORSEFLIES AND CHILDHOOD HARDSHIP...

AND HOW OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE SO CRUEL, AND HOW THEY'RE ALWAYS

TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY OR HIT YOU WITH DODGE BALLS,

BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME IT WOULD GO RIGHT IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE

OTHER.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I THOUGHT UNICORNS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ULTIMATE

SYMBOL OF GOOD AND BEAUTY.

WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR BEING DIFFERENT!

DIFFERENT, HUH?

YOU'RE MY KIND OF UNICORN.

I'M MANDY, AND IT'S BARELY NICE TO MEET

YOU.

I'M MARY FRANCES.

LIKEWISE.

WHAT TO GO TEASE THOSE LEPRECHAUNS?

SHE DOESN'T FIT IN HERE!

SHE'S RUINING THIS PARADISE FOR EVERYONE--BUT MAINLY ME.

EVERYTHING HERE IS BEAUTIFUL, SINCERE, AND HONEST--

LIKE REALITY TV.

BUT THAT UNICORN IS RUDE AND CORRUPT--LIKE A CARTOON!

BILLY, MAYBE ALL SHE NEEDS IS A CHANGE OF SCENERY, TOO.

OH, I'LL CHANGE HER, ALL RIGHT.

SHE'LL LOVE LIMA BEANS BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH HER.

TRUST ME, BILLY, YOU CAN'T FORCE CHANGE.

WELL, I USED TO TRY TO KEEP MY DIAPERS ON, BUT MY MOM FORCED

THEM TO CHANGE.

SO, NOW I JUST WET MY PANTS.

STOP PUTTING YOUR ENORMOUS NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG.

MARY FRANCES IS WHO I AM.

I'M NOT CHANGING FOR ANYONE-- ESPECIALLY YOU.

NOW, GET LOST.

YOU'RE STARTING TO STINK UP THE PLACE.

[BURPS] I'LL CHANGE HER!

YOU'LL SEE!

SHE'LL SEE BEAUTY, GOOD, AND HAPPINESS

IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

THERE SHE IS...

EATING...

AGAIN.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR BRIGHT IDEA?

I THINK SO FEEL-GOOD EXERCISE IS IN ORDER.

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EXERCISE?

EXERCISE CAN BE PAINFUL, BUT IT'S WORTH IT IN THE END.

MARY FRANCES, I'M HERE TO HELP.

I'M BUSY.

YES, I CAN SEE.

YOU'RE EATING...

A LOT.

I THINK YOU MIGHT BENEFIT PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY FROM

SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED EXERCISE!

[FARTS] [INHALES]

AND A POST-EXERCISE SHOWER!

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A HORSEBACK RIDE?

HUH?!

OH, DUDE--WHOO!

OOF!

HE WAS RIGHT.

PAINFUL, BUT DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

IS IT TIME TO GO HOME NOW?

PERHAPS IT IS.

[MUFFLED GRUNTING] NOT YET.

I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA...

IF I DON'T DIE.

I'M NOT WEARING THIS.

AW.

AW, TRUST ME.

HOW YOU FEEL ON THE INSIDE IS DIRECTLY AFFECTED BY HOW YOU

LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE.

FINE.

BUT THIS IS STUPID.

[GASPS] HAVE MERCY!

AWESOME!

WOW!

THAT IS SOMETHING!

YEAH.

I DON'T FEEL ANY BETTER, LITTLE BOY.

THEN LET'S TRY ON ANOTHER.

AND ANOTHER.

AND ANOTHER.

AND ANOTHER.

I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T FEEL BETTER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I FEEL GREAT!

LOOK!

I'M FANCY-FREE!

I'M GONNA HELP YOU RELEASE THIS PENT-UP ANGER.

CAN'T WAIT.

VERY GOOD.

MM-HMM.

I'M GOING TO SAY A WORD, AND YOU SAY THE FIRST THING THAT

COMES TO MIND.

MMM...

AHEM.

SARMADARPHILUS.

IT HAS TO BE A REAL WORD, STUPID.

FINE!

AHEM!

HAPPY.

DOOKIE.

SAD.

HOOP DOOPIE.

FUNNY.

COW PATTY.

DEEP.

ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

GUILT.

FOOD, BABY.

UGLY.

YOUR MAMA.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!

WELL, YOU-- YO MAMA IS--

WAIT!

I'M HAVING A VISION, A SUPPRESSED MEMORY OF MY MAMA.

SHE AND ALL THE OTHER UNICORNS FLED INTO THE SEA LONG AGO WHEN

DARKNESS CAME OVER THE LAND-- THAT WAS BACK WHEN THIS SHOW

FIRST PREMIERED.

THEY WERE RUNNING.

THERE WE WERE RUNNING, RUNNING TOWARD THE SEA.

MARY FRANCES.

MARY FRANCES, YOU MUST COME WITH US.

THE SEA HOLDS A NEW LIFE FOR US WITH FOOD, LIGHT, AND CABLE.

WON'T YOU COME, MARY FRANCES?

SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW THEM?

I COULDN'T SWIM.

THAT'S IT?

I WANTED A STORY WITH NINJAS.

OH, I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

SHEESH!

SO SENSITIVE.

IT'S THAT WHOLE CHANGE THING YOU'RE TRYING TO FORCE ONTO HER.

DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

MARY FRANCES, I BET THOSE UNICORNS AREN'T ALL

JERKS LIKE YOU.

YOU JUST FEEL LEFT AND ABANDONED.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, BILLY.

AND YOU FEEL LONELY.

YOU'RE RIGHT, BILLY.

AND THERE'S STILL FLIES BUZZING ALL ROUND YOUR BUTT.

OH, YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

SO, I HAVES AN IDEA.

LET'S TEACH YOU TO SWIM.

DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD ACCEPT ME THEN?

THEY WON'T HAVE A CHOICE, WILL THEY?

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT I'VE LEARNED TO SWIM.

SURE!

ALL YOU NEEDED WAS SOME POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT.

AND I GUESS I HAVE YOU, BILLY, TO THANK FOR THAT.

HEY, LOOK, GUYS!

IT'S MARY FRANCES!

WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, MARY FRANCES?

IT'S ABOUT TIME, MARY FRANCES.

LATE AS USUAL.

"F MINUS MINUS" FOR ATTENDANCE.

GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, DWEEB.

LOSER!

OH, LOOK!

SHE'S GOT MONKEYS AROUND HER BUTT INSTEAD OF FLIES!

[LAUGHTER] HEY, DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU.

THOSE CREEPS BACK HOME SAY THE SAME THINGS TO ME,

AND IT'S DON'T BUG ME ONE BIT.

SEE?

THIS IS WHY I NEVER CAME DOWN HERE.

THESE UNICORNS WERE ALL JERKS-- BIGGER JERKS THAN ME,

THAN YOU!

NO WONDER I STAYED BACK.

NO WONDER I HATE EVERYTHING.

YOU JUST BRING BACK THE PAIN AND SORROW.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND LEAVE ME

ALONE!

OW!

UNICORNS ARE MY KIND OF PEOPLE.

THERE HE IS.

BILLY, YOU ALIVE?

[GROANING] WHAT HAPPENED?

HEY, WHERE ARE WE?

SOME KIND OF ENCHANTED FANTASY DREAMLAND?

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING?

WHO ARE YOU?

HMM.

THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.

I WONDER IF BILLY IS HAPPY.

WHO CARES?

GOOD POINT.

GRIM, PASS THE POPCORN.

IT'S MIGUEL'S BABY!

HE'S ESCAPED FROM PRISON, AND HE'S COMING AFTER YOU.

HEY, LOSER, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT SPEEDO

WEDGIE.

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY, SHE COULD ONLY BE YO MAMA.

HEY, SOMEBODY PUNCTURE HIS INNER TUBE.

AAH.

THIS PLACE IS PARADISE.

[POP]

[ROARING]

"TAKE US SOMEWHERE COOL, GRIM.

SOMEWHERE EXCITING WITH GIANT SEA MONSTERS."

WELL, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

UM, I WANTED TO GO TO THE MALL.

I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE ASKING FOR GIANT SEA MONSTERS.

HOW'D WE GET INTO THIS MESS, YO?

THIS STUFF NEVER HAPPENS TO MY BROTHER.

WELL, IT ALL STARTED A LONG TIME AGO.

IT WAS IN THE SPRING JUST BEFORE MY PARENTS GOT MARRIED.

THE STORK WAS MAKING A SPECIAL DELIVERY.

BILLY...

I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO GO BACK QUITE THAT FAR.

OBVIOUSLY OUR CRAZY ADVENTURES BEGAN THE DAY WE MET GRIM.

HEY, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD THE STORY OF HOW YOU GUYS

MET.

IT ALL STARTED A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY CALLED

STEVE.

THIS IS MOON BASE ALPHA TO DADDY'S LITTLE HELPER.

I REPEAT: THIS IS MOON BASE ALPHA TO DADDY'S LITTLE HELPER.

COME IN.

WHAT'S YOUR 10-20?

OVER.

THIS IS DADDY'S LITTLE HELPER.

WHAT'S UP?!

AAGH!

JUST THEN, THE DOORBELL RANG.

[DING DONG] I DIDN'T KNOW THAT FATE WAS

ABOUT TO STEP IN AND CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER.

ONLY IT WASN'T FATE.

IT WAS PRIVATE MAJOR MANDY OF SPACE PATROL.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, RICK.

I BRING GOOD NEWS FROM HOME ON EARTH.

BILLY, I MAY BE A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE FOR YOUR STUPID STORY,

BUT I WON'T LET YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THAT.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

[GRUNTS] OOF!

SHEESH!

ANYWAY...

MANDY WALKS IN, AND SHE'S A BIG JERK.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, APE-FACE.

I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

I LIKE YOU.

SHUT UP.

WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL MISSION FOR YOU.

CHECK OUT THESE SPECTRO-COSMOTOGRAPHERONICUS

READINGS.

HMM.

HMM!

MM-HMM.

HMM.

JUST AS I THOUGHT.

OUR DEEP SPACE MOON RADAR HAS REVEALED THE SOURCE OF ULTIMATE

POWER.

GET YOUR BAGS PACKED, MAJOR PRIVATE.

WE'RE GOING TO ROME.

BENEATH THE COLOSSEUM IS WHERE WE'LL FIND THE FIRST BONES,

MAJOR PRIVATES.

BONES OF WHAT?

THE FIRST BONES OF THE GRIM REAPER.

RECONSTRUCTING THE REAPER IS THE KEY TO ULTIMATE POWER.

SO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE BONES OF THE REAPER.

THAT'LL BE 6 EUROS.

HOW ABOUT IF I TRADE YOU THIS MONKEY HEAD?

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, YOU LITTLE WEIRDO?!

DEAL!

HA HA.

HA HA.

HA HA HA.

LET'S GO.

[LAUGHING] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN

MONKEY HEAD.

HA HA HA HA.

NEXT WE WERE OFF TO ANCIENT EGYPT TO GET THE ROBE OF RA.

THE TEMPLE OF RA, MANDY.

[SNIFFING] EW!

SMELLS LIKE MY GRANDPA IN HERE.

LET'S FIND THIS STUPID ROBE AND GET OUT OF HERE.

THERE IT IS, MANDY...

THE DEATH ROME OF RA.

I GOTS IT!

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

COME ON, YOU MUMMIES!

[GIGGLING] OK, MUMMIES,

LET'S GIVE THEM THE MUMMIES CURSE!

GIMME A "C!" "C!"

GIMME A "U!" "U!"

GIMME AN "R, S, E!" WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!

CURSE!

LET'S BEAT IT BEFORE THEY DO SHOW TUNES.

HEATHER, I TOLD YOU, WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET TO

REGIONALS IF YOU KEEP CURSING PEOPLE.

NEXT WE WERE OFF TO FIND THE FINAL ARTIFACT.

NEXT WE WERE OFF TO FIND THE FINAL ARTIFACT.

THIS IS IT...

THE SKULL OF THE REAPER.

IT'S ABOUT TIME I WAS IN THIS STUPID STORY.

A BAG OF SAND?

HOW CLEVER!

AND IT'S JUST ABOUT MY WEIGHT.

SAND?!

ULTIMATE POWER!

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT!

WE'LL NEVER GET OUT ALIVE.

THEY'LL PROBABLY SEND THE GREAT BALL OF WHOO-WHOO.

WHOO-WHOO?

WHOO-WHOO!

RUN!

AAGH!

AAGH!

THAT IS THE BIGGEST DUNG BEETLE I'VE EVER SEEN!

SO, THAT NIGHT, AFTER A LONG BATH,

WE PUT THE ARTIFACTS OF ULTIMATE POWER INTO A HOT CAULDRON.

THE BONES AND THE ROPE AND FINALLY THE REAPER'S SKULL!

HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA HA!

I'M BACK!

OH, THANK YOU, CHILDREN.

THANK YOU!

FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I AM YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT,

AND I WILL SHARE WITH YOU MY GIFT OF ULTIMATE POWER!

WHAT IS ULTIMATE POWER?

WHY, MANDY, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ULTIMATE POWER COMES

FROM...

DANCING!

[DISCO PLAYS]

STOP!

THAT IS THE DUMBEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD.

OH, RIGHT, MANDY, I IMAGINED IT ALL.

JUST LIKE I IMAGINED THAT MY CEREAL BOWL WAS TALKING TO ME.

YOU DID IMAGINE THAT, TUSH-FOR-BRAINS.

UM, GUYS, THE SEA SERPENT.

SHUT UP, IRWIN.

THE SEA SERPENT CAN WAIT.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU HEAR THE REAL STORY OF WHAT

HAPPENED THE NIGHT I MET BILLY AND MANDY.

I HAD EVERYTHING A REAPER COULD WANT--

MONEY, POWER, THE LIFE OF AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG BACHELOR.

GREAT FESTIVALS WERE THROWN NIGHTLY IN MY HONOR.

WE LOVE YOU, GRIM!

[SHRIEKING] YELLO.

REAPER SPEAKING.

[GROWLING] HMM.

AN EMERGENCY, YOU SAY?

[GROWLING] I SEE.

WELL, OK, THEN.

THANKS, ALICE.

LADIES AND GENTLE MONSTERS, AN URGENT MATTER HAS COME WHICH

REQUIRES MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION.

THERE'S GONNA BE A REAPING!

GO REAP 'EM, GRIMMY!

TELL IT TO 'EM GOOD!

WHOO!

[CHEERING] I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, PEOPLE.

LITTLE DID I KNOW, I WAS NEVER COMING BACK.

MR. HOBNOBBINS, I HAVE COME FOR THEE!

WHO'S A--HUH--WHAT?!

ME HARD OF HEARING.

COME CLOSER SO I CAN SMELL YOU MORE BETTER.

[WHEEZING] I SAID, "MR. HOBNOBBINS,

I HAVE COME FOR THEE!" NOW, LET'S GO.

I'VE GOT A CAB OUTSIDE WITH THE METER RUNNING.

[LAUGHING] NOW!

WHAT THE?!

YOU'VE DONE WELL, BILLY.

REALLY?!

I DID GOOD, MASTER?

[BARKING] GOOD BOY, BILLY.

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A NEW BEST FRIEND...

FOREVER.

FOOLISH MORTALS.

YOU DARE TAUNT THE GRIM REAPER?!

DUH!

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY, BILLY.

I'LL PUT THIS BAG OF BONES IN HIS PLACE.

OW!

EN GUARD, REAPER.

HA HA HA HA.

SURELY YOU JEST.

DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY.

[GROWLS] BEHIND YOU, NEW BEST FRIEND.

NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT.

SUFFER, MORTAL.

YAY!

DO IT AGAIN.

I LOVE YOU, BEST FRIEND.

UGH!

LET'S SEE YOUR MOVES, REAPER.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND MY MOVES ARE KILLER.

TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.

AH HA HA HA HA HA.

AH HA HA HA-- HUH?!

GRIM, JOIN US...

AND BE OUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER.

I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!

STEP ASIDE, MANDY.

[FART SOUND] TAGGED AND BAGGED.

GOOD.

LET'S GET HIM BACK TO ENDSVILLE SO HE CAN DO THE DISHES.

AND I WASH DISHES EVERY DAY-- FOREVER.

WOW, YO!

THAT STORY MUST BE TRUE.

MANDY DIDN'T INTERRUPT ONCE.

[SNORING] HUH?

HUH?

WHAT?

MANDY, THE ROPE IS BREAKING.

THE ROPE CAN WAIT, GRIM.

BILLY'S STORY IS PREPOSTEROUS.

AND, GRIM, I DON'T NEED TO BE AWAKE TO TELL THAT YOUR VERSION

IS A BUNCH OF HOOEY.

THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED WAS LIKE THIS.

GRIM CAME TO REAP BILLY'S 7-YEAR-OLD HAMSTER MR. SNUGGLES.

WE ALL SAT DOWN AND HAD A TEA PARTY WHERE I CHALLENGED GRIM TO

A DUEL.

HE TOOK TO LIMBO FOR A BIG SURPRISE--A GAME OF LIMBO.

NATURALLY, GRIM UNDERESTIMATED MY POWERS, AND WE WERE ABLE TO

DEFEAT HIM-- FREEING MR. SNUGGLES AND FORCING

GRIM INTO A LIFETIME OF FRIENDSHIP AND SERVITUDE.

OH, PLEASE, MANDY.

THAT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE US.

HEY, THOSE ARE COOL STORIES, YO, BUT WHAT I WAS REALLY ASKING

WAS HOW WE GOT INTO THIS MESS-- LIKE, HANGING OVER THIS PIT ON A

ROPE AND THE SEA SERPENT AND ALL.

IRWIN, WE ONLY FELL DOWN HERE ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO.

IT IS A PRETTY CRAZY STORY THOUGH.

YEAH, IT'S FULL OF ADVENTURE AND EXCITEMENT.

IT ALL STARTED BACK WHEN-- [BURPS]

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

BILLY, I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY.

MANDY SAYS I'M JUST IMAGINING YOU, TALKING CEREAL.

MANDY LIES.

YOU MUST DESTROY HER, TOO.

[COUGHING] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

STOP IT.

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.

NOW, WHAT YOU MUST DO IS TAKE UP THE SWORD AGAINST--

AAGH!

[MUNCHING] I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

STOP IT, STOP IT!

I COMMAND YOU!

CANT HEAR THE SCREAMING.

[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

--www.ncicap.org--]

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