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♪ X-TREME X-TREME

X-TREME ADVENTURES OF BRANDON AND MALLORY

EVIL CAN'T STOP YOUR... ♪ SUMMON GRIMBOT, ACTIVATE!

♪ AWESOME POWER YOU'LL BE THERE

IN THE DARKEST HOUR X-TREME

X-TREEEEEME! ♪ "THE X-TREME ADVENTURES OF

BRANDON AND MALLORY?" WHO WATCHES THIS DRIVEL?

OH, MY GOSH!

"THE X-TREME ADVENTURES OF BRANDON AND MALLORY" IS SO

SWEET!

OOH, OOH!

I WISH OUR LIVES WERE LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW, GETTING INTO SOME SWEET ADVENTURES, FACING OFF

AGAINST SOME SWEET VILLAINS, HAVING A SWEET HELPER MONKEY TO

GET US INTO AND OUT OF TROUBLE, AND HANGING OUT WITH THE SWEET,

RADICAL REAPER!

OH!

THAT'D BE SO SWEET.

SHUT UP, STUPID FACE.

I'M WAY MORE RADICAL THAN A RADICAL REAPER.

I DON'T SEE YOU DOING ANYTHING EXTREME.

WHATEVER, GRIM.

LATELY OUR RADICAL EXTREME ADVENTURES CONSIST OF WATCHING

TV AND EATING NUTTY CORN SNACKS FROM THE CAN.

BUT I LOVE NUTTY CORN SNACKS.

THEY'RE CHOCK FULL OF NUTTY GOODNESS.

TO THE EXTREME!

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

NO MORE SITTING AROUND.

GET OFF YOUR LAZY, BONY BUTT AND CLEAN THIS PLACE.

I JUST CLEANED THIS PLACE.

WELL, YOU MISSED A SPOT.

OH, AND GET ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I'M EMPTY.

CHOP CHOP.

THAT'S IT!

YOU SAWED-OFF LITTLE TYRANT.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

I DO ALL THE COOKING, THE CLEANING, THE HOMEWORK, THE

WASHING, THE DRYING, THE SHAKING, THE BAKING, THE

POOPING, THE SCOOPING.

YOU ALSO DO ALL THE COMPLAINING.

OH, SO IT'S LIKE THAT, EH?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, MANDY, ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL LEAVE YOU KIDS FOR

GOOD, AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.

SORRY, I TELLS YA!

OOH.

PROMISES, PROMISES.

SHH!

TV.

OH, HELPER MONKEY, YOU SAVED US FROM LORD CHAOS' EVIL NINJA

ASSASSINS.

HA HA HA!

GOOD THING YOU WERE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY, OLD CHUM.

HOW CAN WE EVER THANK YOU?

I KNOW!

EXTREME GROUP HUG!

OOH, OOH!

I GOT IT!

SMILEY MONKEY ATTACKS THE HATE WITH MAGICAL KUNG FU GRIP, HMM?

WHAT YOU YAPPING ABOUT, BOY?

WAIT A MINUTE.

I THINK WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS EVEN A MONKEY CAN DO YOUR JOB

AND WITH LESS COMPLAINING AND SOMETHING ABOUT KUNG FU.

YEAH!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

YOU KNOW, BILLY, I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT YOU MIGHT BE ON TO

SOMETHING.

FINE.

WHY DON'T WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE?

[SCREECHING] WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY YOU THINK

YOU ARE WHEN THIS PRIMITIVE CREATURE IS DONE FLINGING POO AT

YOU.

[SCREECHING] HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?

OH! UH!

AAH!

WHAT'S THIS?

"HELLO, MY NAME IS DICKIE GALOOT: THE SIMIAN IN THE FANCY

BLACK SUIT.

ANY COMMAND I WILL EXECUTE.

DON'T FEED ME DAIRY, OR I WILL GO POOT."

ANY COMMAND, HUH?

ALL RIGHT, DICKIE GALOOT.

CLEAN THIS DUMP.

THIS PLACE IS SPOTLESS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

HE'S EVEN DELOUSING BILLY.

DICKIE GALOOT ENJOYS EATING LICE MORE THAN I DO.

SEE THAT, GRIM?

EVEN A TRAINED MONKEY CAN DO WHAT YOU DO AND WITH A BETTER

ATTITUDE.

[SCREECHING] I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

IF YOU KIDS WOULD RATHER HAVE A STUPID MONKEY AS A BEST FRIEND

FOREVER INSTEAD OF THE GRIM REAPER, THAT'S FINE BY ME.

OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER, AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.

WHAT THE-- FOREVER'S FASTER THAN IT USED

TO BE.

OH.

FINALLY RID OF THOSE KIDS.

STILL HERE.

AAH!

NO!

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

ME SCYTHE WON'T LET ME TELEPORT OUT OF HERE.

MR. REAPER.

PAGING MR. G. REAPER.

PLEASE REPORT TO THE UNDERWORLD IMMEDIATELY.

THE UNDERWORLD?

OH, GREAT.

AS IF THIS DAY COULD GET ANY WORSE.

OH!

♪ GRIM'S IN TROUBLE RIGHT, DICKIE?

HEE HEE HEE!

[LAUGHING] QUIET, YOU.

ONCE I CLEAR THIS UP, I AM SO OUT OF HERE.

HARVEY?

WHAT AM I DOING IN ME LAWYER'S OFFICE?

OH, ME STUPID SCYTHE MUST BE MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN.

NO, GRIM.

LISTEN.

YOUR SCYTHE ISN'T MALFUNCTIONING.

IT SIMPLY WON'T ALLOW YOU TO BREAK YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN.

IF YOU END YOUR FRIENDSHIP PREMATURELY, YOU'LL BE REMOVED

FROM THE OTHER REALM AND SENT BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD.

AND BECAUSE YOU VIOLATED YOUR CONTRACT, YOU'LL ALSO BE FORCED

TO SPEND ETERNITY IN UNDERWORLD JAIL.

NO!

ANYTHING BUT UNDERWORLD JAIL!

OH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS THEY HAVE THERE.

THEY'LL TURN ME BONES INTO TOOTHPICKS, MAN.

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO, GRIM.

NOW GO UP THERE AND GET THAT MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK.

TO DEFEAT THIS MONKEY, I'M GONNA NEED CLEANING PRODUCTS.

LOTS OF CLEANING PRODUCTS.

GROOVY.

ALL RIGHT, DICKIE.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLEAN MY HOUSE, AND WE'LL MAKE YOU OUR

NEW CHORE MONKEY.

NOT SO FAST.

THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE CHORE MONKEY IN THIS HOUSE, AND THAT'S

ME.

GRIM!

YOU CAME BACK?

I COULDN'T STAND IDLY BY AND WATCH SOME HOUSE PET TAKE AWAY

WHAT'S MINE.

HA HA HA!

DICKIE?

OH, GRIM, GRIM, GRIM.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAD IT.

DICKIE?

Y-YOU'RE TALKING?

YES.

I'M TALKING.

BUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, GRIM?

HEH HEH HEH.

I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I ADMIRE YOU AND YOUR SIMPLE

LIFE.

WHAT?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

BEING IN YOUR HOME AFTER YOU LEFT, I WAS THE CHORE MONKEY.

I TASTED THE LIFE OF A SIMPLE MAN, AND NOW...

[SQUEAKING] I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE.

YOU GOT A REAL NICE LIFE, GRIM, AND I WANT IT!

BLAH!

WORKING WITH THOSE KIDS BRANDON AND MALLORY, THEY DRIVE ME

CRAZY!

"EXTREME" THIS AND "TO THE MAX" THAT.

DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

OH!

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANNOYING TWO KIDS LIKE THAT CAN

BE!

WELL, I'VE FINALLY FOUND A NICE, PEACEFUL PLACE TO LIVE, AND I'M

NOT ABOUT TO LET SOME UNGRATEFUL UNDERWORLD PUNK TAKE IT ALL

AWAY FROM ME.

THEN LET'S SETTLE THIS WITH A DUEL OF HONOR--A CLEAN-OFF!

WHOEVER LOSES MUST LEAVE FOREVER.

ALL RIGHT, SKELETOR.

LET'S DO IT.

CLEAR OUT OF HERE, KIDS.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLY CLEAN ALL UP IN THIS PIECE.

I'LL CLEAN YOUR CLOCK, REAPER.

I'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU, DICKIE GALOOT.

[LASER SOUNDS] AAH!

DICKIE.

COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!

YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN AND HIDE LIKE BILLY AFTER HE WETS THE

LIVING ROOM RUG?

[SCREECHING] AAH!

AAH!

I'M OUT.

ME, TOO.

YOUR CLEANING SKILLS ARE QUITE FORMIDABLE, REAPER.

TELL ME, CAN YOU ALSO HANDLE THE LAUNDRY?

AAH!

WHOO!

YAH!

UHH!

AAH!

[YELLING] UHH...

HUH?

YOU'RE NOT SO LIVELY WITH A BOTTLE OF CLEANING SOLUTION ON

YOUR FACE, HUH, REAPER?

YOU ARE FINISHED.

YOU'RE CRAZY, DICKIE GALOOT.

YOU'RE USING THAT PRODUCT IN A MANNER INCONSISTENT WITH ITS

LABELING.

NOW TO REMOVE THE MOST STUBBORN STAIN OF ALL.

AAH!

HEY, DICKIE.

HUH?

YOU MISSED A SPOT.

HEY, THERE YOU ARE.

WHAT THE-- NO!

HELPER MONKEY, ARE YOU READY FOR MORE EXTREME ADVENTURES TO

THE MAX?

NO! WAIT!

PLEASE!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

EXTREME THAT.

WHEW!

UHH...

ALL RIGHT, BILLY.

PAY UP.

FINE.

HERE'S MY ALLOWANCE.

AND?

AND YOU'LL GET MY ALLOWANCE EVERY WEEK FROM NOW UNTIL YOU

GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND FROM NOW ON, IT'S GOING TO BE A 4% INCREASE FROM WHATEVER

YOUR MOM IS SHELLING OUT FOR YOU.

I HAVE EXPENSIVE TASTES.

HEY.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?

MANDY BET THAT YOU WOULD CLEAN MY FILTHY, DISGUSTING

HOUSE WITHOUT ANY OF US ASKING YOU TO DO IT, AND I SAID, "NO

WAY," 'CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS WATCH TV AND EAT NUTTY CORN SNACKS AND

COMPLAIN.

SO YOU MANIPULATED THIS WHOLE THING FROM THE BEGINNING?

YOU SET ALL THIS UP TO MAKE ME DO ALL THE CLEANING FOR YOU?

YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY THINK I WAS GOING TO DO IT MYSELF, DID

YOU?

UHH...

SAVE THE BUCK-TOOTHED HIPPO.

SAVE THE BUCK-TOOTHED HIPPO.

YO, GOODVIBES, YOUR MAMA SO HAIRY, BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES

OF HER.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THIS, MISTER.

MY MOTHER IS NOT HAIRY.

PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES, DO YOU HAVE TIME TO ANSWER A QUESTION

FOR THE SCHOOL YEARBOOK?

WHY, YES.

GO AHEAD, MANDY.

YEAH, UM, WHY ARE YOU SO BORING AND UNCOOL?

I AM NOT BORING.

I LIVE A VERY EVENTFUL AND EXCITING LIFE.

I BATTLE THE FORCES OF EVIL.

I COLLECT RARE AND IMPORTANT ITEMS ALL OVER THE GLOBE.

I STAY UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO MUSIC.

SO I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT MY LIFE IS ANYTHING BUT BORING

AND UNCOOL!

[SNORING] IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

IT'S GLANDULAR.

BILLY, WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH DEADLY BLOODSUCKING EELS.

POUR SOME MORE INTO THE TANK.

GOTCHA.

HOW IN THE WORLD I GOT SHANGHAIED INTO THIS, I'LL NEVER

KNOW.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, REAPER!

OW!

THAT WAS JUST PATHETIC.

YOU EVEN HIT YOUR STUPID TARGET, AND YOU STILL COULDN'T DUNK ME.

YOU DON'T MIND IF A LITTLE OLD LADY GIVES IT A TRY, DO YOU,

HONEY?

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, GRANNY.

AAH!

OH, THAT'S IT.

I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES WITH THESE MORTALS.

IT'S TIME TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH.

COME ON, GRANNY.

THAT ALL YOU GOT?

ALL RIGHT, CHILD.

THIS TIME, I'M PUTTING SOME STANK ON IT.

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL STANK, YO.

NOW YOU BE A GOOD BOY, IRWIN, AND GIVE YOUR DEAR OLD

GRANDMAMA SOME ROOM!

STUPID BALL.

MORE LIKE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

UH, GRIM BLASTED PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.

OH, THAT AIN'T GOOD, MAN.

WHO KNOWS WHAT VILE SORT OF CREATURE HE MIGHT TRANSFORM

INTO?

GOODBLING.

OH, NO.

HE'S BECOME, BECOME A...

A WHACK GANGSTA RAPPER.

YO, YO, YO.

MICROPHONE CHECK.

1, 2.

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S THE "G" TO THE DOUBLE "O" TO THE D-BLING HERE TO LET Y'ALL

KNOW THERE'S A NEW MAYOR IN TOWN, SON, AND THINGS ARE GONNA

BE A LOT MORE COOL AND EXCITE-ING STRICTLY ON THE

HIP-HOP CAMP, AND FOR ALL THE HATERS OUT THERE WHO GOT A

BEEF, THEN YOU BEST CHECK WITH MY MAN H20.

[SCATTING] HE'S THE ILLEST, BEAT-BOXING

HIPPO TO EVER SPIN ON THE MIKE, A'IGHT?

GRIM, COULDN'T YOU JUST ZAP GOODVIBES BACK TO NORMAL?

THE SCYTHE MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED YOUR PRINCIPAL INTO

AN ULTRA-COOL HIP-HOP GANGSTA.

HE CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY AN EVEN COOLER HIP-HOP GANGSTA, SO

YOU MIGHT AS WELL RELAX AND EMBRACE THE HIP-HOPITUDE LIKE

BILLY HAS.

SWEET, I WAS, LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH," AND HE WAS, LIKE,

"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH," AND I'M, LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!"

UH...

YO, THAT'S FRESH, YO.

YOU'RE, LIKE, THE MACK DADDY OR SOMETHING.

STRAIGHT GANGSTER.

IT'S GANGSTA!

GANGSTA!

YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD, IRWIN.

I'M SORRY, BILLY.

MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME LISTEN TO HIPPITY-HOP MUSIC, YO, OR

ANYTHING THAT HAS A MUSICAL BEAT.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE PRINCIPAL GOODBLING IS MAKING SCHOOL A LOT

MORE FUN.

UH, NO.

GOODBLING HAS RESTRUCTURED ALL THE CLASSES TO BE MORE HIP-HOP

FRIENDLY.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD, DOES IT?

GOODBLING HAS ALSO GOTTEN RID OF THE MATH, ENGLISH, AND

SCIENCE CLASSES AND REPLACED THEM WITH SPRAY CAN ETIQUETTE

CLASSES, BOOM BOX REPAIR, SHOCK JEWELRY POLISHING

CLASSES, AND POP AND LOCK APPRECIATION.

THAT MONSTER!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

HE FORGOT TO INCLUDE A HIP-HOP HISTORY CLASS?

HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THEY'RE HIP-HOP WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUT

THE OLD SCHOOL?

IT'S A CRIME, I TELL YA.

A CRIME!

ATTENTION.

ATTENTION.

INTRODUCING PRINCIPAL GOODBLING.

UH, PRINCIPAL GOODBLING.

I SAID...

GIRL, I DONE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

THE STUPID DOOR IS STUCK AGAIN.

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE.

THANKS, HOMEY.

NOW GIVE ME A BEAT.

[SCATTING] I--I LIKE THAT.

I'M FEELING IT.

HERE COMES THE NUMBER-ONE FREESTYLE RAPPING CHAMP ON THE

WEST COAST.

FEEL THE MAD SKILLS.

CHECK, 1, 2.

YO, YO, YO.

I FEEL THAT.

I FEEL THAT.

I'M ABOUT TO GO OFF, Y'ALL.

WATCH IT.

WATCH IT NOW.

I...

[FARTS] GOOD NIGHT, PEACE!

THAT'S IT?

HE NEVER EVEN GOT TO FREESTYLING, MAN.

HE'S NOTHING BUT A POSEUR.

A POSEUR, MANDY!

YEP.

HE SUBJECTS US TO THIS EVERY MORNING.

PRINCIPAL GOODBLING MAY NOT BE AS BORING AS PRINCIPAL

GOODVIBES, BUT HE'S TWICE AS OBNOXIOUS.

WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

LISTEN, GOODBLING.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MAN.

YOU'RE TEACHING THESE KIDS ABOUT THE GANGSTA RAPPER LIFESTYLE

WITHOUT FIRST GIVING THEM A PROPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE OLD

SCHOOL.

I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THAT, YOU HEAR?

I MAY NOT HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, BUT I CAN TAKE YOU

OUT OF IT.

GET MY DRIFT?

YOU TALK SOME SERIOUS JAZZ, REAPER.

THE NERVE OF THIS KID, BUM-RUSHING MY CRIB, SPITTING

SOME UNKIND LYRICS ALL UP IN MY GRILL.

THIS SCHOOL IS MINE, DOG, AND AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT

IT.

WORD.

YO, CHECK, 1, 2.

YOU WHACK.

OH, AND BY THE WAY, YOUR MAMA SO UGLY, SHE ENTERED AN UGLY

CONTEST AND GOT TURNED AWAY 'CAUSE THEY TOLD HER, "SORRY,

NO PROFESSIONALS."

HA HA HA!

MAMA.

JUST SHAKE IT OFF ALREADY, GRIM.

JEEZ.

WHY WOULD GOODBLING SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE?

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

FACE IT, GRIM.

YOU FELL VICTIM TO A CLASSIC "YO MAMA" INSULT.

YEAH.

IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, WHICH MEANS GOODBLING HAS BECOME EXTREMELY

POWERFUL AND MAY IN FACT TAKE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER

GOODVIBES' BODY AND MIND FOREVER.

YO, BILLY, CHECK IT OUT.

HOW'S THIS FOR HIP-HOP, YO?

♪ UH-OH, UH-OH UH-OH, OH, OH

UH-OH, UH-OH UH-OH, UH-OH ♪

UH...OH.

S-S-SORRY, YO.

WELL, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW SORRY YOU ARE, SHORTY.

THIS BE MY MAN H20, YOU HEARED?

THE FRESHEST HIP-HOP BEAT-BOXING HIPPO AROUND.

HIPPO?

HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A FAT COW.

[GLASS BREAKS] HE'S DEAD.

OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST INSULT MY MAN H20, DOG.

IT WAS A MISTAKE, YO.

I'M SORRY, REALLY!

IS GOODBLING GONNA HAVE TO INSULT YOUR MAMA?

NO, NO...

YOUR MAMA SO...

SHE'S SO WHAT?

GRANDMAMA!

GRANDMAMA?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I CAME HERE 'CAUSE MY LITTLE BABY FORGOT HIS SWEATER AT HOME.

HEE HEE, UH...

OH.

I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU BOYS BULLYING MY LITTLE IRWIN.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, GRANNY?

YOU IN GOODBLING'S HOUSE NOW, YO.

AND AIN'T NO RAGGEDY HOUSE DRESS-WEARING, OLD AS DIRT,

APPLESAUCE-EATING OLD FOGY GONNA COME UP INTO MY SCHOOL AND TELL

GOODBLING WHAT TO DO.

WORD.

UH-UH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

THAT'S IT, SONNY.

YOU DONE CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER, AND YOU LEFT ME NO

CHOICE BUT TO START BAGGING ON YOUR MAMA.

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY THAT PEOPLE GO AS HER FOR HALLOWEEN.

OOH!

YOUR MAMA SO STUPID, SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY.

OOH!

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MADE AN ONION CRY.

HA HA HA!

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY, SHE TURNED MEDUSA TO STONE.

YO!

YOUR MAMA SO STUPID, SHE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG

SHE SLEPT.

WELL, YOUR MAMA IS SO-- YOUR MAMA SO STUPID, SHE

CHEATED ON BILLY'S TEST.

HA HA HA!

YEAH, WELL, UH...

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY, SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED

FOR MOONING.

UH, YEAH?

Y-Y-YOUR--YOUR MAMA IS-- LET ME TELL YOU NOW.

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY, I SAID SHE'S SO UGLY, SHE NEEDS TWO BANGS TO

COVER HER FACE.

MM-HMM.

THAT THE POUND WOULDN'T TAKE HER AWAY.

NO, THEY WOULDN'T.

THAT DRACULA WOULDN'T DRINK HER BLOOD.

DRACULA WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH WOLFMAN'S TEETH.

OH, OH, OH...

UH-OH.

THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

AAH!

OH, OH, OH...

[FART] OH.

WHERE AM I?

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU GOT HIT BY A BLAST FROM ME SCYTHE AND WERE TRANSFORMED

INTO A HIP-HOP MACK DADDY WANNABE GANGSTA PRINCIPAL BENT

ON RULING THE SCHOOL WITH A MIGHTY FIST OF RAP.

OH.

WAS I COOL?

NO.

WOW, GRANDMAMA.

YOU WERE, LIKE, SO FRESH, YO.

LIKE STRAIGHT GANGSTA MACK ON THE ILL TENT FOR REALS, YO.

LIKE, STUPID WITH MAD SKILLS!

DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK TO YOUR GRANDMAMA THAT WAY, CHILD.

YOU KIDS TODAY WITH YOUR HIPPITY-HOP MUSIC AND YOUR THROW

YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, WAVING LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.

NOW GO PUT ON THAT SWEATER I MADE FOR YOU, BABY.

YES, GRANDMAMA.

SO, GRIM, IS GOODBLING GONE FOREVER?

I'M AFRAID SO, BILLY.

I'M AFRAID SO.

LET'S GO HOME.

HEY, HEY, GRIM.

YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY, I HEARD YOUR DAD MET HER AT A DOG SHOW.

SHUT UP!

OOH, YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE PUTS LIPSTICK ON HER HEAD

JUST TO MAKE UP HER MIND.

SHUT UP!

WORK IT, YEAH!

WORK IT, MMM, MMM!

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