Original subtitles

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

IF STUPIDITY GOT US INTO THIS MESS, WHY CAN'T IT GET US OUT?

HEY, MANDY.

LIKE THE CATAPULT I BUILT?

NOT PARTICULARLY.

WITH IT, I WILL LAY SIEGE TO YOUR HEART, STORM THE PARAPETS

OF YOUR GOLDEN LOCKS, AND RESCUE YOU FROM THE DRAGON THAT IS

YOUR RESISTANCE TO MY CHARMS, YO.

EW.

I SWEAR BY THE FIRE THAT BURNS IN MY BELLY, I WILL KISS

YOU ONE DAY, WOMAN!

WHY DO I LIVE HERE?

HA HA HA!

AGAIN, GAIN, GAIN, GAIN!

[WHISTLING] MY DAD LOVES WATERMELON.

UHH!

WHO DID THAT?

WE'VE RUN OUT OF STUFF TO SHOOT.

NO, WE HAVEN'T.

AAH!

[GLASS BREAKING]

I BROKE MY GLASSES, YO.

MORE, MORE!

MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!

THE HOLY GRAIL.

MERLIN'S UNDERWEAR.

BILLY, YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR--

MEDUSA'S HEAD.

FANCY JAKE!

YOU'RE GRIM'S FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TOY.

YOU LOVE THE CATAPULT.

STOP COMPLAINING.

I'LL BE BACK TO REAP YOU WHEN I GET THE GUM OFF ME SCYTHE.

NO!

AAH!

[SQUEAKING] WHY DO I LIVE HERE?

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

FANCY JAKE WAS ME FAVORITE TOY.

HE WAS ME BEST FRIEND!

[SOBBING]

YOU COULD TIE HIS SHOELACES AND

BUTTON HIS OVERALLS.

YOU HAD TO.

HE--HE COULDN'T DO IT HIMSELF.

[SOBBING LOUDLY]

GET A GRIP, GRIM.

THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

IF YOU HADN'T WON ME IN THAT ACCURSED GAME OF LIMBO, I WOULD

BE SO OUT OF HERE.

WHAT A PLEASANT COINCIDENCE.

I CAME HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT PARTICULAR GAME OF LIMBO.

THE GAME WAS BINDING.

NO COURT ON EARTH COULD OVERTURN THAT DECISION.

NOT EVEN IN LOS ANGELES.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

IT IS BINDING, AS LONG AS ALL PARTIES REMAIN TOGETHER ON

EARTH.

I LOVE EARTH.

I'LL NEVER BE FREE.

ON EARTH.

IF YOU LEAVE EARTH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THEIR FRIEND.

USE THIS WHEN YOUR BAGS ARE PACKED.

SORRY, LITTLE GIRL.

YOU LOSE.

I NEVER LOSE.

YOU JUST DID.

YOU KIDS RUINED HALF OF ME BED KNOBS AND ALL OF ME

BROOMSTICKS.

PLEASE DON'T GO!

I LOVES YOU!

I MEAN IT!

I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES MY LOVE MIGHT SEEM LIKE A JOKE.

IT'S NOT...A JOKE!

BLAST IT, BOY.

I TOLD YOU TO STOP WATCHING THOSE SOAP OPERAS.

YOU KNOW THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T COME BACK.

OH, THAT'S A PITY.

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

N-NO!

NO!

AAH!

IT'S BEEN FUN.

NOT.

NO!

HE'S OUT OF THE WILL.

HEY, HE FORGOT HIS TRUNK.

GRIM BELONGS TO US.

I DON'T KNOW [INDISTINCT] HE IS, BUT GRIM IS MINE.

I DON'T LOSE.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GOOD IDEA?

IT'S A LOT BIGGER ON THE INSIDE.

AH, HERE IT IS.

QUIET.

QUICKLY, BEFORE THOSE JERKS REALIZE WE'RE HERE.

THIS TRUNK WILL FIT IN WITH THE BEST MODERN FURNISHINGS...

ON MARS.

[GASP] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

ME, NEITHER.

I HAD NO IDEA A TRUNK WAS CONSIDERED A FURNISHING.

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

MY NAME IS MORG.

I'M THE MARTIAN GRIM REAPER.

WELCOME TO THE PARTY SHIP.

[SIGH] BRAINS.

I AM EMPEROR OF MARS.

WOW!

THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME.

OH, IT GETS EVEN BETTER.

ON MARS, WE HAVE AN ENTIRE PLANET FULL OF ZOMBIES TO CATER

TO OUR EVERY WHIM!

BRAINS.

OK, HERE'S THE PLAN.

MANDY!

THE AIR IS INVIGORATING!

MANDY, TAKE MY HAND!

NO.

I KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN.

THESE COULD BE OUR LAST MOMENTS!

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO DO?

I'D LIKE TO PUKE.

AAH!

IT'S A NASA MARS PROBE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ODDS OF THIS HAPPENING?

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE CAME OUT OF THAT INTACT, YO.

OW!

YAY!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR NASA.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REAL HEROES.

CAN IT, BILLY.

WE'VE GOT MONSTER TROUBLE.

OH.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA POINT AT THAT ONE.

[GASP] [GROWLING]

YOUR LIFE WITH THOSE KIDS SOUNDS LIKE A REAL DOWNER.

IT WAS WRONG OF THEM TO BOSS YOU AROUND.

OH, NOT TO MENTION PUNCH ME, KICK ME, AND SET ME ON FIRE.

YOU SHOULD'VE BOSSED THEM AROUND.

YEAH!

YOU SHOULD BOSS AROUND ALL HUMANS.

YEAH!

LET'S DO IT!

YEAH!

WHAT?

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I HAVE ALL THIS MILITARY SURPLUS JUST LYING AROUND GOING

TO WASTE.

LET'S GO CONQUER EARTH.

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY'RE PRACTICALLY ASKING FOR IT.

BUT THINGS ARE PRETTY SWEET HERE, AND IT SEEMS LIKE AN AWFUL

LOT OF WORK.

LISTEN, GRIM.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANY RESPECT UNLESS YOU CONQUER

SOMETHING.

IF YOU CONQUER EARTH, HUMANS WOULD BE FORCED TO LOVE AND

RESPECT YOU.

I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT.

CAN YOU HEAR THAT, GRIM?

IT'S BILLY AND MANDY.

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU.

"GRIM COULD NEVER CONQUER EARTH.

HE COULDN'T EVEN WIN A GAME OF LIMBO.

HE'S MORE LIKE A PET THAN A FRIEND."

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

LET'S DO IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ATE THE WHOLE ZOMBIE!

26 TIMES!

YOUR NAME WILL BE ADMIRAL WOLVERINE LIGHTNING BOLT, 'CAUSE

THOSE ARE THE 3 COOLEST WORDS IN THE UNIVERSE!

[COUGHING] [GAGGING]

BRAINS.

LET'S MOVE.

I DON'T TRUST THIS MORG GUY.

BEHOLD!

THE ULTIMATE EARTH-CONQUERING WEAPON--THE BRAINCASTER!

ZOMBIES MUST BE FED BRAINS BECAUSE BRAINS ARE FULL OF

DISTRACTING THOUGHTS LIKE, "DID I TURN OFF THE OVEN?" OR "WHERE

ARE MY SPACESHIP KEYS?" THESE THOUGHTS KEEP A ZOMBIE

MIND OCCUPIED FOR HOURS AND ALLOW US TO CONTROL THEIR EVERY

ACTION.

HOW DOES IT-- PLEASE HOLD ALL QUESTIONS

UNTIL THE END.

THE BRAINCASTER IS THE FUTURE OF MIND CONTROL!

OK, I'M FINISHED.

HOW DOES IT WORK?

I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE SHIP.

INVASION STARTS IN AN HOUR.

IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO ANY MP3s DURING THE OVERTHROW, JUST

DOWNLOAD THEM INTO THE SHIP'S COMPUTER.

WE LIVE IN 5 MINUTES.

GRIM, YOU HAVE TO COME BACK.

GET OFF THIS PLANET AND STOP FOLLOWING ME.

I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE YOU.

YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

[SOBBING] WUSS.

WHOA!

LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

HEY!

THIS ISN'T CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR.

AAH!

IT'S JUST AS MESMERIZING, THOUGH.

AS YOU CAN SEE--AAH!

THANK YOU, JOHN.

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE MARTIANS HAVE ATTACKED.

THIS JUST IN.

THE PRESIDENT HAS DECLARED A STATE OF NATIONAL PANTS-WETTING.

NOW YOU CAN GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND PLAY

SHEPHERD AND THE LONELY SHEEP.

IT'S BAA-BAA FUN.

EARTH HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CONQUERED BY MARS.

IN THIS REPORTER'S HUMBLE OPINION, WE WERE ASKING FOR IT.

WE NOW BRING YOU THE MARTIAN LEADERS WITH THEIR DEMANDS.

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

THINGS COULDN'T BE BETTER SINCE WE WERE ENSLAVED.

BRAINS.

AND NOW FEELING THE PULSE OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC, WE GO TO

CRACK REPORTER CINDY SCRATCH N' SNIFF.

CINDY?

THANKS, CLEAT.

I'M HERE WITH BILLY'S DAD, WHO HAS JUST HAD HIS BRAIN SUCKED

OUT.

SO, BILLY'S DAD, HOW'S IT FEEL?

HAVING MY BRAIN SUCKED OUT FOR MORG'S BRAIN FARM HAS REALLY

CHANGED MY LIFE.

EVERY DAY IS A DREAM WHEN YOU LEAVE THE THINKING TO MORG AND

GRIM.

OK. THERE YOU HAVE IT.

HA HA HA!

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

THIS CAN'T BE HOW IT ENDS!

MANDY, YOU CAN MAKE IT ALL BETTER, RIGHT?

RELAX, BILLY.

I'LL SAVE THE EARTH.

BUT FIRST WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY OFF THIS DUMP.

PHASE ONE OF OPERATION EARTH IS COMPLETE.

IT IS TIME FOR PHASE TWO.

THE BRAINCASTER?

BRAINS?

BRAINS!

AHEM.

BRAINS!

YES, THE BRAINCASTER.

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I SELECTED YOU TO HELP ME TAKE

OVER THE EARTH.

WITH OUR COMBINED SUPERNATURAL POWERS, THE BRAINCASTER WILL--

BRAINS!

WILL ACT LIKE A RADIO ANTENNA.

WE NEED TO FIND A LIVING SUBJECT WITH A HIDEOUSLY STUPID brain.

THIS brain WILL BROADCAST DISTRACTING THOUGHTS TO ALL OF

OUR ZOMBIES AND KEEP THEM IN A PERMANENT STATE OF MIND CONTROL.

SO, WHOSE brain DO WE USE?

WE NEED A PERFECT TEST SUBJECT.

A HUMAN WITH A BRAIN SO FULL OF STUPID THOUGHTS THAT IT COULD

POWER THE BRAINCASTER FOREVER!

BILLY!

WHO'S BILLY?

THE BOY YOU RESCUED ME FROM.

OH, HE'LL TURBO-CHARGE THIS THING.

GRIM, THOSE LITTLE PUNKS ARE ZOMBIE CHOW BY NOW.

BESIDES, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HANGING OUT WITH THOSE SLOBS

WHEN YOU GOT A REAL FRIEND LIKE ME.

YEAH, I GUESS.

UH, YOU GUYS?

ARE WE SURE THAT ADMIRAL WOLVERINE LIGHTNING BOLT ONLY

EATS ZOMBIES?

ACTUALLY, I THINK HE STILL HAS INDIGESTION FROM THE LAST

BATCH.

[BURP] HA HA HA HA!

QUIET, NUMBSKULLS.

WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL SO THE GUARDS WON'T SEE US.

LOOK!

ASTRONAUTS!

HA HA HA!

AWESOME SPACESUITS!

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT OR A COWBOY.

A SINGING COWBOY WHO FLIES SPACESHIPS AND ROPES DOGGIES AND

EATS BEANS AND-- BRAINS!

WHOA!

I SAID BEANS, NOT BRAINS!

I BELIEVE I'M DOUBLE-PARKED.

BRAINS.

THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME, MORG.

YOU'LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN AS MESSED UP AS BILLY'S.

OH, GRIM.

IF YOU DON'T STOP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THOSE CHILDREN, I'M

GONNA START THINKING YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED BEING PUSHED

AROUND BY THEM.

NO WAY.

NOT AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO FANCY JAKE.

LOOK, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BREAK?

MAYBE PLAY A BOARD GAME.

AH!

I'VE NEVER PLAYED A BOARD GAME WHERE BILLY DIDN'T STICK ALL THE

PIECES UP HIS NOSE.

THEY'RE IN THE CHAMBER NEXT TO THE DOOR MARKED "FORBIDDEN."

OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

MY FAVORITE.

WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS?

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ASHES.

THE VENUSIAN REAPER.

DISINTEGRATED FOR FAILURE TO COOPERATE.

VENUSIAN REAPER?

THE MERCURY REAPER.

VAPORIZED FOR ATTEMPTING TO FLEE.

THE URANUS REAPER.

TERMINATED FOR FAILURE TO CLEAN UP AFTER SELF.

DOES "FORBIDDEN" NOT MEAN THE SAME THING ON YOUR PLANET AS IT

DOES ON MINE?

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

ALL WHAT?

ALL THIS.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT IT'S ON YOUR SPACESHIP.

I'M HOLDING IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THESE OTHER REAPERS--

MERCURY, VENUS, URANUS.

[CHUCKLING] YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

NO, NO, NO.

IT'S JUST THAT WORD MAKES ME LAUGH.

WHAT WORD?

MERCURY?

VENUS?

URANUS?

HA HA HA!

HE SAID "URANUS."

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT URANUS.

HA HA HA HA!

YOU STILL HAVEN'T EXPLAINED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER

REAPERS.

THEY DISINTEGRATED.

COMPLETE ACCIDENTS, EVERY ONE.

BUT HEY, NOT TO WORRY.

WE'VE UPGRADED THE SHIP'S SAFETY FEATURES SINCE THEN, AND

BESIDES, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ALL THOSE OTHER REAPERS PUT

TOGETHER.

SO WE'RE COOL, RIGHT?

WE'RE COOL.

COOL?

COOL.

AAH!

IRWIN.

IRWIN!

SHUT OFF THE WATERWORKS.

THEY CAN'T SUCK HIS BRAIN OUT.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I KNOW THAT, MANDY!

I'M NOT CRYING BECAUSE OF BILLY!

I'M CRYING 'CAUSE I GOT THIS ALIEN PARASITE ON MY BUTT!

BRAINS!

I GUESS MY BRAIN IS TOO BIG TO SUCK OUT.

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU GUYS ARE ZOMBIES!

AAH!

WAIT FOR ME!

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, YOU FREAK.

I'VE BEEN TRAINED TO RESIST.

YOU WON'T GET BUPKIS OUT OF ME.

OH, I'LL GET BUPKIS, MR. DELGADO.

I'LL GET BUPKIS!

MAN, I HAVE GOT PRETTY TEETH.

WE INTERRUPT THIS BRAINCAST FOR THIS SPECIAL BULLETIN.

WE HAVE RECEIVED A SIGNAL FROM ALPHA BASE ON MARS.

3 CHILDREN AND A [INDISTINCT] HAVE STOLEN A SAUCER AND HAVE

SET THEIR COURSE FOR PLANET EARTH.

ARE WE THERE YET?

DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS THING OVER.

YOU!

BUT I THOUGHT--BUT HOW?

I'LL DESTROY THEM!

I'LL DISINTEGRATE THEM ALL.

NO.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET THEM LAND.

HA HA HA HA!

OK.

WE'RE ALL BACK ON EARTH.

ENDSVILLE!

JUST LIKE I REMEMBERED...

EXCEPT IT SMELLS BETTER.

KIND OF LIKE ROASTED WIENIES.

AND ALL THOSE DUMB OLD BUILDINGS ARE GONE.

AND THERE ARE ZOMBIES.

ZOMBIES!

AAH!

BRAINS!

AAH!

I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10.

WELL, LITTLE GIRL, IT APPEARS THAT YOU LOSE AGAIN.

YOU'VE DELIVERED THE PERFECT IDIOT TO POWER MY BRAINCASTER.

THE UNIVERSE WILL SOON BE MINE, AND YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIEND

WILL CEASE TO EXIST!

HA HA HA HA!

GRIM'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT PLAN.

GRIM WON'T KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE!

HA HA HA!

[COUGHING] GRIM, I ORDER YOU TO STOP

TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

GRIM!

I'M THINKING OF AN ANIMAL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THAT'S HAPPENED, YOU TWO STILL

HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY I CAN'T STAND BEING AROUND YOU.

MANDY, YOU'RE STILL A BOSSY LITTLE BRAT.

AND, BILLY, YOU'RE STILL A MINDLESS DOPE.

YEAH.

HEE HEE HEE!

YOU SEE, GRIM?

THESE AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS.

THEY ONLY WANT TO USE YOU.

YO, YO, YO, SCARY GUY.

HOW ABOUT A PIT STOP?

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

HA HA HA!

OH, I GET IT.

AAH!

OY!

FLESH!

AAH!

AAH!

I SAVED YOU.

I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A HERO.

[ROARING] AAH!

OH, HOW COME I ALWAYS GET EATEN?

TAKE IT EASY.

YOU'LL GET INDIGESTION.

[ROARING] HELLO, BILLY.

YOU KNOW THIS WHOLE TAKING OVER THE EARTH THING IS NOTHING

PERSONAL.

I'D JUST LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE FOR ONCE.

GRIM, I KNOW MANDY'S SO MEAN AND IRWIN'S SO NEEDY, BUT THAT'S

JUST WHO THEY ARE.

SOMETIMES OUR BEST FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WE REALLY DON'T LIKE.

THEN YOU GUYS MUST BE MY BEST FRIENDS EVER.

HEE HEE!

WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED FROM DESTROYING FANCY

JAKE AND STOWING AWAY IN YOUR TRUNK TO MARS AND RETURNING IN

A LAST-DITCH EFFORT TO SAVE THE PLANET IS THAT YOU CAN PICK YOUR

FRIENDS AND YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR

FRIEND'S NOSE.

YOU HAVE TO LET THEM BE WHO THEY ARE AND PICK IT THEMSELVES.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

BRING ME BACK AN ICE CREAM.

BRAINS!

JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE ZOMBIES.

SIC 'EM, BOY.

BRAINS!

TIME TO BUG OUT.

I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D SHOW UP.

LOOK OUT!

BRAINS!

THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!

WE'D BETTER RUN FOR IT!

BRAINS!

SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

HA HA HA HA!

I LIKE PIE.

HA HA HA!

COW PIE!

I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK TO US, GRIM.

I'M NOT COMING BACK.

I'M JUST SICK OF ZOMBIES IS ALL.

BRAINS!

LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG PLACE TO START GETTING SICK OF

ZOMBIES.

IT CAN'T END THIS WAY.

TELL THAT TO THE ZOMBIES.

BRAINS.

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS.

COW PIES, COW PIES, COW PIES, COW PIES.

NO, NO, NO!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THEM, NOT PUT ON A SHOW!

NO, NO, NO.

MAKE THEM ATTACK, YOU FOOL!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS THING?

UGH!

MMM.

MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE BRAINS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

LOOKS TO ME LIKE BILLY'S STUPID BRAIN BROKE YOUR STUPID

MACHINE.

HUH?

YOU!

BUT HOW?

GRIM!

I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH

THESE WRETCHED LITTLE CHILDREN.

LIKE BEING BOSSED AROUND BY YOU IS ANY BETTER.

SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH HIM?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE HIM YOUR MINION, GRIM.

OH, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A MINION.

OOH, A BUTTON!

YOUR MINION?

HA!

AAH!

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

OR WE COULD JUST SHOOT HIM INTO THE ATMOSPHERE AND LET THE

OZONE LAYER TAKE CARE OF HIM.

RUFF!

YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY, YOU TWERPS.

HA HA HA!

WELL, NOT THAT MORG IS GONE, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M STUCK ON EARTH

WITH YOU TWO AGAIN.

STUCK LIKE A BOOGER ON THE WALL!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER.

I CAN.

THIS IS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END.

I WIN.

ADMIRAL WOLVERINE LIGHTNING BOLT!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

DAD, THIS IS MY SPACE DOG-- ADMIRAL WOLVERINE LIGHTNING

BOLT.

HE FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM MARS.

CAN I KEEP HIM, HUH?

CAN I, CAN I KEEP HIM, CAN I, HUH?

YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK YOUR MOTHER.

SHE DIDN'T SAY NO!

WELL, I SUPPOSE I OWE YOU ONE FOR NOT ENSLAVING HUMANITY,

GRIM.

HOW ABOUT I DO THE DISHES TONIGHT?

THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED TO HEAR.

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

UH-HUH.

SO WHATEVER HAPPENED TO IRWIN?

HERE I AM.

EW!

BUT I SAW THE BEETLE SWALLOW YOU.

HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD, YO.

EW.

HA HA HA HA!

[GROANING] I FEEL LIKE I JUST ATE A

QUARTER TON OF RAW MEAT, WENT INTO A COMA FOR 6 DAYS, AND FELL

OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE INTO A PILE OF VOMIT.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, YO, EXCEPT IT'S ONLY BEEN AN

HOUR.

DUDE, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

[ROARING] TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

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