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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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HA HA HA!
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
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ROSES ARE RED.
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WE'RE COMING ABOARD.
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PREPARE TO EAT LEAD.
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[POP]
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THIS WAS A BRILLIANT
IDEA, MANDY.
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SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY AT THE
BEACH.
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EH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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AHH, SO RELAXING AND CALM.
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UH.
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GRIM?
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CAN I BURY YOU IN THE SAND?
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NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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AW, PRETTY PLEASE?
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I SAID NO, YOU LITTLE PUKE.
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I'LL ONLY BURY YOU UP TO YOUR
KNEES, I PROMISE.
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[SIGHS]
FINE.
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BUT ONLY TO MY KNEES.
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YOU GOT IT!
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ALL RIGHT, HE SAID YES.
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LET HER RIP!
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, JUST WAIT
TILL I GET OUT, BOY.
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BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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BURYING GRIM IN THE SAND.
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BUT ONLY TO HIS KNEES.
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I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND NO
MORE, BILLY!
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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BILLY, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
IN THE WATER?
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GANG WAY!
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GANG WAY!
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YA YA YA!
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YA YA YA!
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YA YA YA!
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YA YA YA!
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AAH!
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[THUD]
[JAMAICAN ACCENT] BILLY,
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MON', WE BEEN WAITIN' FOR YA.
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WELCOME TO THE SEA, WHERE
EVERYONE IS FREE.
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BUT DON'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
ESCAPIN', BECAUSE...
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♪ UNDER THE OCEAN
UNDER THE OCEAN
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WHERE EVERYTHING'S WETTER
AND IT SURE BEATS THE GHETTA
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SO TRY TO BEHAVE
OR YOU'LL ROT IN A GRAVE
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OF WATER AND SALT
AND IT'LL ALL BE YOUR FAULT
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SO TAKE IT FROM ME
YOUR CRUSTACEAN M.C.
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DON'T DRINK THE WATER
'CUZ IT'S FULL OF FISH PEE
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SO DON'T BRING NO DRAMA
LEAVE THAT FOR YOUR MAMA
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COME, AH
CHILLIN' IN THE BAHAMAS
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RIDING A LLAMA
SWEATING IN A SAUNA
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WHILE EATING A BANANA ♪
♪ EH, I DON'T WANNA
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GRIM!
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MANDY!
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LOOK, MANDY, BILLY IS OUT IN
THE WATER.
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BUT HE'S OUT PRETTY FAR.
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GRIM!
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DON'T MOVE.
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I WILL SWIM BACK TO YOU.
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AHH, OH, STUPID STOMACH CRAMP.
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UH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
SWIMMING AFTER I JUST ATE.
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SERVES YOU RIGHT, MON'!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH BILLY?
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OH, I HOPE IT'S A BARRACUDA
ATTACK.
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OR A WHALE ATTACK.
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THAT WORKS, TOO.
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HEY!
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I KNOW YOU.
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YOUR PIN...
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MARACHIOO...CHIOYOGIDDIO.
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OH!
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BILLY, IS THAT REALLY YOU?
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CAN I EAT YOUR FLESH SO I CAN
BECOME A REAL BOY?
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MM, NOT TODAY.
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I NEED MY FLESH TO HOLD
MY DOODY IN.
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PINOCCHIO!
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WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?
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THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A NEW
GUEST.
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MY NAME IS GEPETTO.
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I CARVED PINOCCHIO FROM WOOD.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT LIKE PINOCCHIO,
ARE YOU?
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WELL, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL!
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HEY, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL,
EITHER.
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SEE?
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I NEVER HAD A REAL BOY AS A SON.
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SO, I HAD TO BUILD ONE TO
FULFILL MY OWN SELFISH DESIRE TO
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BE A FATHER.
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ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO
PRETEND THAT A LIFELESS PIECE OF
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WOOD CAN RETURN MY LOVE.
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WOW!
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THAT'S PRETTY PATHETIC IF I MAY
SAY SO,
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GEPPETYGETJIGGYWITHIT-OH.
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I KNOW.
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BUT I BELIEVE IN MY HEART THAT
SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE A WONDERFUL
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FATHER TO SOME LUCKY SON.
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I KNOW!
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BILLY, YOU CAN BE MY REAL SON.
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REALLY?
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I'VE NEVER BEEN A REAL SON TO
ANYONE BEFORE.
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EXCEPT TO MY REAL DAD.
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SURE, I'LL DO IT!
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BILLY, YOU'VE MADE AN OLD MAN
HAPPY.
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AND I PROMISE I WON'T USE YOU
FOR A DOORSTOP,
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LIKE I DID WITH PINOCCHIO.
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OH, PAPPY!
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THAT WHALE THAT SWALLOWED
BILLY HAS GOT TO BE OUT HERE.
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YOU SEE ANYTHING, GRIM?
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GRIM?
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[VOMITING]
YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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WE SHOULD GIVE UP LOOKING.
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BUT THEN AGAIN, WE DO NEED HIM
TO CARRY ALL OUR BEACH JUNK BACK
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TO THE CAR.
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ME CARRY IT?
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE.
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BUT STILL, WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THIS WHALE.
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ARR, I KNOW OF THIS WHALE YOU
SPEAK OF.
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AROUND THESE PARTS,
HE BE KNOWN AS BLUBBERY JOE,
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THE MOST FEARED WHALE IN THE
SEVEN SEAS.
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HE BE THE ONE THAT ROBBED ME OF
ME RIGHT LEG,
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AND THE REST OF ME BODY.
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NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT OF ME BE ME
LITTLE PINKY FINGER.
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AND WHO ARE YOU?
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THEY CALL ME CAPTAIN
DEADWOOD, THE HEARTLESS!
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ARR!
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BUT DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YA,
I'M NOT REALLY A CAPTAIN.
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CAPTAIN!
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CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!
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BLUBBERY JOE HAS JUST BEEN
SPOTTED OFF THE PORT BOW!
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HI, GRIM!
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HI, MANDY!
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HA HA!
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I'VE STILL GOT ME PINKY FINGER.
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YOU SCURVY DOG.
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AHH.
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OK, TRUTH OR DARE.
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UMM, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SON?
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ME OR--
YOU! MY TURN.
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WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REAL DAD?
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YOUR REAL DAD OR ME?
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I GOT, I GOT--YOU!
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I LOVE YOU, NOT REAL DAD!
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LET'S HUG!
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GRR!
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HELLO, PINOCCHIO, I AM THE
BLUE FAIRY.
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HERE TO MAKE SURE ALL IS WELL.
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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HELP ME BECOME A REAL BOY,
SO THAT MY FATHER WILL LOVE ME
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AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW I CAN'T HELP YOU DO
THAT.
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OH!
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BUT I CAN HELP YOU GET OUT OF
THIS WHALE.
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ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BUILD A
FIRE.
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YES!
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I'LL BUILD A FIRE SO I CAN
ROAST BILLY AND CONSUME HIS
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FLESH SO THAT I CAN BECOME A
REAL BOY!
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HEH HEH HEH.
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NO, SWEETIE, I MEANT A FIRE
WILL MAKE THE WHALE SNEEZE,
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AND THEN YOU COULD ESCAPE,
AND THEN...NEVER MIND.
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PSYCHOTIC RAGE.
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JUST GO WITH THAT.
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WELL, LITTLE BOY, LOOKS LIKE
YOUR FRIEND BILLY IS LOST
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FOREVER.
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HE'S PROBABLY BEING SLOWLY AND
PAINFULLY DIGESTED IN THE
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WHALE'S ENORMOUS BELLY
AS WE SPEAK.
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HIS FLESH IS PROBABLY BEING
RIPPED AWAY FROM HIS BONES,
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AS THE STOMACH ACIDS CHURN,
SLOWLY BEING DISSOLVED INTO THE
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WHALE'S BODILY FLUIDS.
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URP!
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[VOMITING]
ENOUGH OF THIS.
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ARR, NOW THAT BE IMPRESSIVE.
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EH, SEEN IT.
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THERE'S YOUR STINKING WHALE.
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NOW, GO GET BILLY OUT OF THAT
THING.
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I'LL BE BLOWING CHUNKS OFF THE
STARBOARD BOW.
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AH YAH YAH!
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TRUTH OR DARE?
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DARE.
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I DARE YOU TO SNIFF YOUR OWN
BUTT.
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AGAIN?
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YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING FUNNY?
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LIKE INNOCENT YOUNG FLESH SLOWLY
BEING ROASTED OVER A ROLLING
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FIRE?
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PINOCCHIO!
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
ROASTING REAL BOYS ALIVE?
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I-IT WASN'T ME, THE BLUE
FAIRY TOLD ME TO DO IT.
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LIAR!
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YOU'VE BEEN JEALOUS OF BILLY
THIS WHOLE TIME.
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LOOK, PINOCCHIO, IT'S NOT THAT I
DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, IT'S
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JUST THAT I LOVE BILLY MORE.
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AND YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
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I SMELL HOT DOGS.
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DON'T EAT OUT, OR YOU'LL
BE DEAD TO ME, TOO.
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I'LL BE GOOD.
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ARR.
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SO, HOW DO WE GET YOUR FRIEND
BILLY OUT OF BLUBBERY JOE?
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WELL, WE JUST GOT TO WAIT
UNTIL BILLY IS COMPLETELY
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DIGESTED, AND HAS PASSED OUT OF
THE WHALE'S--
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BUT, MANDY, THAT MIGHT TAKE
HOURS.
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IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE.
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LOOK!
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BLUBBERY JOE, SOMEONE STARTED A
FIRE IN HER BELLY.
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[BLUBBERY JOE SNEEZES]
ARR, 'TIS A BOY MADE ENTIRELY
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OF WOOD.
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HMM, JUST LIKE MYSELF, ARR.
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SO, YOU MUST KNOW HOW HARD IT
IS NOT BEING A REAL PERSON THEN.
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OR WISHING YOU COULD HAVE
SOMEONE WHO TRULY UNDERSTANDS
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YOU, LIKE A FATHER WOULD.
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ARR, I DO LADDIE.
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WHEN YOU BE CHASIN' WHALES FOR
MONTHS ON END, YOU MISS OUT ON
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THE OPPORTUNITIES TO HAVE A SON
OF YOUR OWN.
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IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
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LIKEWISE.
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COME ON, BILLY, OUT OF THE
WHALE SNOT.
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IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
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WAIT!
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BILLY IS GOING HOME WITH ME.
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HE'S MY NEW REAL SON.
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BILLY, WHAT IS THIS GEEK
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE WHALE
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STAYS IN THE WHALE?
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PLUS, I ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER
FAMILY WITH A REAL DAD TO GET
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TO, SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SON
ANYMORE.
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BUT YOU UNDERSTAND.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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NOW I'VE GOT NO SON IN MY LIFE
TO LOVE.
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WHAT'S THE POINT IN
LIVING ANYMORE?
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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SEE YOU AROUND,
JENNIFER-LOPEZIO.
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I'LL BE YOUR SON.
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YOU WILL?
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WOO HA HA!
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HERE AT FRECKLE BURGER, WE
ADD WHOLE EGGS TO OUR FRECKLE
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SAUCE FOR MORE FRECKLE FLAVOR.
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ALL RIGHT, GRIM,
IT'S A COMMERCIAL.
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NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
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BILLY?
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NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TV!
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SEE, MANDY.
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BUT, BILLY, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
THAT WATCHING TOO MUCH TV
242
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:36,627
IS BAD FOR YOU?
243
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:39,248
YEAH, AND IT ROTS MY BRAIN.
244
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,133
AND IF YOU WASTE TOO MUCH
TIME ON TV, YOUR DREAMS WILL
245
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,458
SLIP AWAY.
246
00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:46,172
[CRICKET CHIRPS]
OH, COME NOW, BILLY, YOU MUST
247
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,210
HAVE A DREAM.
248
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:50,082
YOU WANT TO LIVE BEFORE I RIP
YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.
249
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,417
YEAH, BUT, YOU'LL THINK IT'S
STUPID.
250
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,420
THERE ARE NO STUPID DREAMS,
BILLY.
251
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,290
ONLY STUPID PEOPLE WHO NEVER
LIVE THEM.
252
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:03,165
NOW, GO LIVE YOUR LIFE'S
DREAM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
253
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AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE, GO PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON.
254
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♪ CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM
255
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I'M WALKIN' DOWN THE SIDEWALK
CHASIN' MY DREAM
256
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CHASIN', CHASIN'
CHASIN' MY DREAM
257
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CHASIN' MY DREAM
GOT A LITTLE GAS
258
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,997
BUT I'M CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM
259
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DA DA DA DA DA ♪
[PEEPING]
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CONGRATULATIONS, WAYWARD
DREAMER.
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YOU HAVE JUST PURCHASED YOUR
FIRST SET OF LIVE JUGGLING
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CHICKENS.
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MY DREAM.
264
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AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS...
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NO MATTER HOW DUMB THEY ARE,
BECAUSE THEY DON'T GET ANY
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DUMBER THAN THIS.
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SIGNED, UNCLE CHOKEY.
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OH, AHH!
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HA HA HA.
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[PEEP PEEP]
[PEEPING]
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CHICKENS.
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YO YO YO, DAWG, ANYONE SEEN
MY TENNIS RACKET?
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00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:18,208
ME AND MY MISSUS ARE GONNA HAVE
A GAME OF T-BALL.
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[PEEP PEEP]
SO, YOU SEEN MY RACKET OR
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WHAT?
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BILLY, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
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CHILD, WHATCHA' DOIN' DRESSED
UP LIKE A CHICKEN?
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IT'S MY DREAM.
279
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,383
WHAT, TO GIVE AWAY FREE
CHICKEN SAMPLES AT FLAMING
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00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,878
CHICKEN?
281
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:40,038
ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY BACK-UP
PLAN, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:46,125
MY DREAM IS TO BECOME A WORLD
FAMOUS CHICKEN JUGGLER.
283
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,248
THERE IS NO SUCH DREAM,
BILLY.
284
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,713
THERE'S SNOT?
285
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:53,212
NO, IT'S JUST A WAY TO GET
IDIOTS LIKE YOU TO BUY JUNK.
286
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,792
THERE IS SO SUCH A DREAM,
UNCLE CHOKEY SAYS.
287
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:57,995
UNCLE CHOKEY?
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00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,833
YES, UNCLE CHOKEY.
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HE'S MY NEW REASON FOR LIVING,
SAVED ME FROM A LIFE OF ETERNAL
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00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,575
STRUGGLING...
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00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,827
IT'S ALL HERE IN THE FOLD OUT
PAMPHLET.
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HMM.
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THIS STOPS HERE.
294
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,792
UH, BILLY'S MOM?
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00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:15,535
DID YOU KNOW THAT BILLY'S LIFE
DREAM IS TO JUGGLE CHICKENS?
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NO, NO, NO.
297
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:20,878
BILLY'S GOING TO BE A
CHIROPRACTOR, LIKE HIS FATHER.
298
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,288
BUT I WORK AT FRECKLE BURGER.
299
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,785
HA HA, HE'S A CHIROPRACTOR.
300
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:28,495
JUST LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SOMEDAY.
301
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,003
NO, NO, I'M GOING TO JUGGLE
CHICKENS.
302
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,673
CHIROPRACTOR.
303
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,000
CHICKEN JUGGLER!
304
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CHIROPRACTOR!
305
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,330
CHICKEN JUGGLER.
306
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,037
AHH!
307
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,035
OK, I'LL BE A CHIROPRACTOR.
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JUST KIDDING.
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I'M GONNA JUGGLE CHICKENS!
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00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:46,172
AND IF I CAN'T LIVE MY DREAM
HERE, WOMAN, I'M GONNA FOLLOW
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THE FULL COLOR MAP IN THIS
PAMPHLET TO UNCLE CHOKEY'S FARM,
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WHERE I CAN LIVE MY DREAM...
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IN PEACE AND LOVE!
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[CHICKENS PEEPING]
OH, HE'LL BE BACK, GLENYS.
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GLADYS.
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HA HA, GLADYS.
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00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,922
♪ CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM
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STILL GOT GAS ♪
[FARTS]
319
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♪ BUT I'M LIVIN' MY DREAM
OH, MIRACLES OF MIRACLES!
320
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CHOKEY FARMS.
321
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:23,285
[RINGING]
HEH HEH HEH.
322
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,125
EH, HELLO?
323
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,788
OH, YES, MAY I HELP YOU?
324
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,785
HEY!
325
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,495
A COUNTRY DIRT GNOME.
326
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,923
YES, I AM HERE TO SEE--
WE KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE,
327
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
HEH HEH HEH.
328
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,923
THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH DIRT
GNOMES, THEY COME, THEY GO...
329
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,500
I DON'T GET IT.
330
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,043
YES, YES, YES, YES!
331
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,535
HEH HEH, YES.
332
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,205
HE...IS THE ONE!
333
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:54,172
HEY, GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN.
334
00:15:54,250 --> 00:16:00,330
[PEEPING]
HEY!
335
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:04,207
GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKENS, YOU
DIRTY DIRT EATING MUD ELF!
336
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,422
YES, YOU SEEK UNCLE CHOKEY.
337
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,330
YOU ARE THE ONE!
338
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,917
I'LL TAKE YOU TO HIM.
339
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,130
HA HA HA.
340
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,078
WELL, OK.
341
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,877
OH, HERE ARE YOUR CHICKS.
342
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,208
THANKS, DIRT DUDE.
343
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:18,422
THEY CALL ME BINDLE.
344
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,290
EH, UH, WENDELL?
345
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:24,075
YEAH.
346
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,537
BEHOLD!
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00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,205
UNCLE CHOKEY.
348
00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,882
NO, NO, OVER THERE.
349
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:35,168
ONCE A CHICKEN JUGGLING GOD.
350
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,250
[CLUCK CLUCK]
BUT HE GAVE IT ALL UP TO BE
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00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,383
AN ORDINARY FARMER.
352
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,168
JUST WHY, NOBODY KNOWS.
353
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,580
SO, CHOKEY DOESN'T JUGGLE HIS
CHICKENS NO MORE?
354
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,037
RIGHT!
355
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:53,075
MANY HAVE TRIED TO GET HIM TO
JUGGLE AGAIN, BUT HE CALLS 911
356
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:58,167
AND HAS THEM PUT IN JAIL FOR A
LIFETIME OF PAIN, SUFFERING.
357
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,500
BUT YOU...
358
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,463
THE ONE?
359
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,752
THE ONE!
360
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,173
WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE
THE ONE.
361
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,670
IF NOT, WE'LL COME
VISIT YOU IN PRISON.
362
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,290
OH.
363
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,375
HI, UNCLE CHOKEY!
364
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,038
WANNA JUGGLE SOME CHICKENS?
365
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,125
OK.
366
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,500
THE ONE!
367
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:23,083
HA HA HA!
368
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:39,375
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WOW!
369
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,788
DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE.
370
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,285
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR
A SPECIAL BULLETIN.
371
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,995
WE'RE OUT OF EGGS.
372
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,503
THAT'S RIGHT.
373
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,673
SOMEONE HAS STOPPED THE FLOW OF
EGGS TO THE LOCAL EGG MARTS.
374
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,790
IN THE WAKE OF THIS DEVASTATION,
SOME HAVE TRIED TO LAY EGGS OF
375
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:12,995
THEIR OWN.
376
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,963
UH...
377
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:20,042
WHILE THE MORE INTELLIGENT
HAVE TAKEN TO OSTRICH EGGS,
378
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,575
BUT WITH QUESTIONABLE RESULTS.
379
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,707
[GROWL]
380
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,420
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
381
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,710
DESECRATION OF OUR PRECIOUS EGG
SUPPLY?
382
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,542
AAH!
383
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,455
SOMEBODY CALL MY PARENTS!
384
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:33,382
IS IT...
385
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:36,498
THE CLEVER FOX,
THE HUNGRY BEAR,
386
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,543
OR BILLY, DRESSED LIKE A MOTHER
HEN?
387
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,325
[SLURP, CACKLE]
THESE STORIES TONIGHT AT
388
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,497
11:00.
389
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,003
I PUT MY MONEY ON THE HUNGRY
BEAR.
390
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,383
COME ON, GRIM, LET'S GO GET
HIM.
391
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:50,208
OH, COME ON, HE'S GOT THE
BEST MOTIVE.
392
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:53,212
SO, SINCE YOUR SCYTHE IS AT
THE CLEANERS, WE'LL HAVE TO RELY
393
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,962
ON MY WITS TO GET BILLY.
394
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:59,082
AND THE FIRST THING WE ARE GOING
TO DO IS STOP THAT MUSIC.
395
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,577
IS THAT MUSIC?
396
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:04,997
SOUNDS MORE LIKE A MOOSE GIVING
BIRTH TO AN ELEPHANT.
397
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,747
HEY!
398
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,043
CHECK IT OUT, MANDY, I'M FROM
THE RUBBER HOSE SCHOOL OF
399
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,495
ANIMATION!
400
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,213
OOH, OOH!
401
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,422
AND EVERYTHING IS ALL PUFFY...
402
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,960
AND BLACK AND WHITE!
403
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:28,712
OH, HEY, REMEMBER THIS ONE?
404
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,882
EH? EH?
405
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:33,998
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT I KNOW
I LOOK GOOD.
406
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,543
VAMANOS, BILLY, GOT TO LET
UNCLE CHOKEY GET BACK TO HIS
407
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:37,375
EGGS.
408
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,918
HMM.
409
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,210
MY SPIDEY-SENSES INDICATE THAT
WHATEVER IS MAKING THAT MUSIC IS
410
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:43,962
TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A RETRO
CARTOON.
411
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:47,382
GRIM, YOU DON'T HAVE
SPIDEY-SENSES.
412
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,208
NOW THAT COMPLICATES THINGS.
413
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,042
OH!
414
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,245
HEY, MANDY!
415
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,673
YEAH!
416
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,460
UH.
417
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,462
WHAT'S THIS?
418
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,672
THAT'S IT!
419
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,170
MANDY, I FIGURED OUT WHAT'S
MAKING THAT MUSIC.
420
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,420
ARE YOU OK?
421
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,880
DO I LOOK OK?
422
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:09,628
IT'S HARD TO TELL--YOU SORT
OF ALWAYS LOOK THAT WAY.
423
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,668
HA HA HA HA.
424
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,080
NOW THAT'S COMEDY.
425
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:19,127
I HATE RETRO CARTOONS!
426
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,168
SHE SAID IT!
427
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,040
QUICK, BEHIND THAT ROCK.
428
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:29,957
STOP!
429
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:33,422
WAIT, PLEASE.
430
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,247
GREAT, THERE GOES MY WHOLE
DESIGN ETHIC.
431
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:42,383
WHAT NOW?
432
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,128
WHAT'S THIS?
433
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,128
WHY, IT'S THE SKELETON DANCE!
434
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:49,958
I HAVEN'T DONE THIS FOR, LIKE,
300 YEARS!
435
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,502
ALL RIGHT BOYS, IF WE DO THIS,
WE DO IT MY WAY.
436
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:59,083
NOW, IT'S STEP LEFT, KICK RIGHT.
437
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,543
EAT MY DUST.
438
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:09,455
I DON'T THINK HIDING BEHIND
THIS ROCK IS SUCH A HOT IDEA.
439
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,212
I KNEW IT.
440
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:14,042
[QUACK]
SORRY, I DON'T DO RUBBER HOSE.
441
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE SWINGIN'!
442
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,377
HEY, NOT TOO HARD WITH THAT.
443
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,333
[CRASH]
[QUACK]
444
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,080
[CLUCK CLUCK]
GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, GRIM.
445
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,787
WE'RE GOING.
446
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,667
UH!
447
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:52,040
BYE, UNCLE CHOKEY!
448
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,535
OW.
449
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,625
AT FRECKLE BURGER, WE CARE
FOR OUR CUSTOMERS WITH FRECKLE
450
00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:00,668
CUSTOMER CARE, BECAUSE WE CARE
ABOUT OUR FRECKLE CUSTOMERS.
451
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,750
[CRASH]
SEE, GLENYS, I TOLD YOU HE
452
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,833
WOULD BE BACK.
453
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,793
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454
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