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HA HA HA HA HA!
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WHAT, YOU AGAIN?
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HEY, IT'S YOUR LIFE.
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[RATS SQUEALING]
[SCREECHING]
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[EEK]
[SCREECHING]
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[EEK EEK EEK]
UH! UH! UH!
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HA HA HA HEE!
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BILLY.
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HEY, GRIM, WAIT TILL YOU GET
A TASTE OF MY SUPER-SECRET
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WAFFLE MIX.
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SMOOTH.
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HEE HEE HEE!
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HEY, GRIM, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLE OR TWO
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WITH YOUR WAFFLES?
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NEITHER, YOU BUBBLE-NOSED
BABOON.
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA
MORNING, BILLY.
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MORNING, GRIM.
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ISN'T THIS A GLORIOUS DAY?
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OH, MY GOSH!
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HELP ME!
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ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?
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IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS AND
HAROLDS OUT THERE.
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OH, GRIM.
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NO NEED TO GET MOODY AND START
FILLING THE AIR WITH...
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[IMITATING GRIM]
"I'M THE GRIM REAPER AND I HATE
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GLORIOUS DAYS.
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OOH AH."
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CAN'T YOU HAVE A PLEASANT
MORNING FOR ONCE?
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♪ NA NA NA NA NA
LADY, MY NAME
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IS THE GRIM REAPER, NOT
THE HAPPY MORNING SUNSHINE
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REAPER.
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OH!
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MAYBE SOME CARTOONS WILL CHEER
YOU UP.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BABBLING]
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WE INTERRUPT REGULARLY
SCHEDULED MEANINGLESS
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PROGRAMMING FOR A SPECIAL
BULLETIN.
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13 VERY RARE AND ENDANGERED
WHITE-WINGED OWLS WERE FOUND
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TETHERED TO A FLAGPOLE OVER THE
RODENTS EMPORIUM SMALL ANIMAL
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BOUTIQUE AT THE ENDSVILLE OUTLET
CENTER.
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THE OWLS HAVE BEEN COVERED IN
WHAT APPEARS TO BE MU--HEY, CAN
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I SAY "MUCUS" ON THE AIR?
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NO?
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UH, WELL, THEY WERE FOUND
COVERED IN SLIPPERY NOSE GOO
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AND CAVE SHAVINGS.
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RENOWNED ANIMAL ACTIVIST AND TV
DINNER ENTHUSIAST CORY NEBRASKA
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WAS CALLED IN TO NURSE THEM BACK
TO HEALTH.
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WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE OUTLET
MALL?
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I DO! I DO! I DO!
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RAT MUCACA IS AWESOME!
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IT'S MUCUS.
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RAT MUCUS.
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THE STUFF YOUR HEAD IS FILLED
WITH.
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REALLY?
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MUCACA ROCKA!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME, TOO,
GRIM.
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THE OUTLET CENTER ALWAYS CHEERS
PEOPLE UP.
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WE CAN EVEN GET YOU SOME LOTION
TO MOISTURIZE YOUR OLD, DRIED
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BONES.
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OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN
RUNNING LOW ON LAVENDER FIG
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RESTORATIVE BODY CREAM.
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OH, YES, MY FEATHERED FRIEND,
EAT.
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I PROMISE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT FROM NOW ON.
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WHAT THE--
[SCREECHING]
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OW!
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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
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SAY, YOU'RE THE BLOKE FROM THE
SURVEILLANCE CAMERA.
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SECURITY!
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OH, GET OFF ME.
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I'M ON GRIM!
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HA HA HA!
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WHY ARE YOU BEATING UP MY
BONE SACK OF A FRIEND?
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THIS BONE BOY IN THE SHEET
WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE LAST NIGHT
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TETHERING THOSE OWLS TO THE
FLAGPOLE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
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OOH HOO HOO!
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE.
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GRIM WENT TO BED EARLY LAST
NIGHT AFTER MILK AND COOKIES.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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MILK AND COOKIES.
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YOU DON'T SAY?
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I GUESS THE COMBINATION OF MY
YEARS OF TRACKING ANIMALS IN
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THE WILD AND THE MODERN
TECHNOLOGY OF THE SURVEILLANCE
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CAMERA ARE WRONG.
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DEAD WRONG.
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WELL, SORRY ABOUT THE MIXUP.
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I GUESS YOU CAN GO.
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THANK YOU.
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I DO HOPE THOSE OWLS WILL BE ALL
RIGHT.
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DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY.
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THEY'LL BE JUST FINE.
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HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPWALKING,
GRIM?
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I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I
MADE BILLY'S DAD DIG HIS OWN
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GRAVE.
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GOOD THING SALIVA STARTED TO
CHEW ME BONES, OR WHO KNOWS
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WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?
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[SNORING]
SEE?
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[SNORING]
SEE?
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I TOLD YOU THAT BAG OF BONES WAS
UP TO NO GOOD.
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LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF
OURSELVES, SHERLOCK.
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I INVITED YOU HERE TO PROVE THAT
GRIM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
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THIS.
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YEAH?
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I BET HE HEADS STRAIGHT FOR THE
CAGED OWL I PLACED NEXT TO THAT
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CREEPY TREE IN THE FRONT YARD.
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BINGO!
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TOLD YOU.
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NOW LET'S TAKE HIM BEFORE HE
DOES SOMETHING HE REGRETS.
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WAIT.
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HA HA HA!
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GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLES?
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HUH?
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UH, WHATEVER YOU SAW, IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU GRIM WASN'T
THE CULPRIT, MY STANKY,
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DIMWITTED FELLOW?
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NOW PONY UP, JUNGLE BOY.
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DRATS!
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THAT WAS MY LAST 20.
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[ALARM RINGING]
HALT! FREEZE! DON'T!
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YOU?
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BILLY'S MOM?
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CRIKEY!
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CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED.
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SHAME ON YOU.
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HOLD ON.
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I CAN EXPLAIN.
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THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.
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FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN COMPELLED
TO AVENGE THE LOSS OF MY DEAR
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PET RAT SNIFFLES.
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I NAMED HIM SNIFFLES
BECAUSE--CAN YOU GUESS--HE
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SNIFFLED A LOT.
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HA HA HA!
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HE'D BE COVERED IN SO MUCH
MUCUS, HE WOULD LOOK LIKE A
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TARRED AND FEATHERED RAT.
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[RAT SNORTS]
OH, HE LOOKED SO CUTE.
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ONE DAY I HAD TO CLEAN HIS CAGE,
SO I LET HIM OUT INTO THE
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BACKYARD.
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AFTER I WAS DONE, I CALLED OUT
TO HIM.
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SNIFFLES!
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BUT HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
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ON A NEARBY TREE, I SPIED A
WHITE-WINGED OWL LOOKING
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TRIUMPHANT AND FULL.
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[COUGHING]
FROM THEN ON, I VOWED TO AVENGE
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MY DEAR SNIFFLES AND RID THE
WORLD OF THOSE WHITE-WINGED
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DEMONS OF THE SKY.
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FRAMING GRIM WAS JUST A BONUS TO
GET THE FREELOADING SACK OF
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BONES OUT OF MY HOUSE.
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YOU EAT AS THOUGH FOOD AND MONEY
GROW ON TREES!
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I DON'T EAT ANY MORE THAN
THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT OF A SON OF
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YOURS.
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TEE HEE HEE!
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I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH
IT, TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR
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THOSE MEDDLING KIDS.
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NO, NO, NO.
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DOWN HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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BUT, MOM, WHY WOULD YOU DO
THIS?
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AND BESIDES, WHITE OWLS DON'T
EAT RATS.
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THEY'RE KNOWN TO BE VEGETARIANS.
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THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENED TO SNIFFLES.
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I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN.
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ALLOW ME TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON
THIS MYSTERY.
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HAROLD, YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO MY SNIFFLES?
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YEAH.
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ABOUT THAT, BABE.
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IT'S A FUNNY STORY.
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YOU SEE, I HAD JUST FINISHED
DEVOURING SECOND BREAKFAST, AND
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I WAS STILL HUNGRY.
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I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE
IT TO LUNCH.
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I WAS WANDERING AROUND THE HOUSE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT,
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WHEN OUT IN THE BACKYARD I SAW A
BADGER.
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AS I WAS PICKING IT UP, SOME
STUPID OWL TRIED TO STEAL IT
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FROM ME.
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INSTEAD, IT MISSED AND GRABBED A
CHUNK OF HAIR OFF THE TOP OF MY
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HEAD.
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I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT I DIDN'T
EVEN NOTICE.
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AND IT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS
BADGER EVER.
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AND THAT'S HOW I SURVIVED THAT
FATEFUL MORNING.
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IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST,
BABY.
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THE CIRCLE OF LIFE MUST
CONTINUE.
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YOU ATE MY SNIFFLES AND NEVER
TOLD ME ABOUT IT FOR ALL THESE
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YEARS?!
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THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU, BECAUSE I WAS
TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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OH, HAROLD, YOU'RE TOO GOOD
TO ME.
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OH, YEAH, BABY.
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PAPA'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT NOW.
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SO, HAROLD, YOU ATE MY PET
RAT SNIFFLES.
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NOW, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY PET
GOLDFISH, MR. FLOPPY?
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OH, YEAH, HIM.
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THAT'S ANOTHER FUNNY STORY.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,
BUT I'M GONNA BE SICK.
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ME, TOO.
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I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE US ALL
FEEL BETTER.
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IF YOU SAY CHOCOLATE-DIPPED--
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLES!
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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BUT, MANDY, I FOUND MORE
CHOCOLATE BY SALIVA'S DOGHOUSE.
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GRIM!
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CORY!
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OH, WELL, ALL FOR ME!
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
[SQUEALING]
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[BELL RINGING]
QUITTING TIME ALREADY?
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HMM.
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OK, BOYS, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
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DON'T KNOW.
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SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.
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[WHISTLING]
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
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BILLY, IS THAT YOU?
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NO, IT'S MY EVIL TWIN
SHERLOCK BILLY.
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I'M A DETECTIVE.
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WELL, I JUST FINISHED
VACUUMING, SO BE EXTRA CAREFUL
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WITH THE FLOORS.
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OK.
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WHO THE HECK IS THAT?
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OH, UH, GEE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M YOUR MOTHER, BILLY.
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HEY, ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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LET'S PLAY ALONG.
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DON'T WANT TO MAKE HER UPSET.
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HI, MOM.
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HI, DAD.
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HI, UNCLE NERGAL.
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HELLO, NEPHEW BILLY.
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LONG TIME, NO SMELL.
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[PASSES GAS]
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
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I SAID LONG TIME, NO SMELL.
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[PFFT]
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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I SAID LONG TIME, NO--
[PFFT]
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I SAID-- [PFFT]
TIME NO-- [PFFT]
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HEY, BILLY, WE--
I-- [PFFT]
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00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,253
LONG-- [PFFT]
SAID-- [PFFT]
238
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,583
WHAT-- [PFFT]
I--JUST-- [PFFT]
239
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:06,457
IT SEEMS WE'VE INTERRUPTED AN
INTIMATE FAMILY MOMENT.
240
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,132
HOO HOO!
241
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,418
I'LL SAY.
242
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,040
NOW THAT I'M INTIMATELY FAMILIAR
WITH BILLY'S LOWER INTESTINE,
243
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,995
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
244
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,173
HEY, WAIT, GUYS.
245
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,830
DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO MY
UNCLE NERGAL?
246
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,247
HE JUST DROPPED IN TO VISIT FOR
NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL.
247
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,383
AND HE BROUGHT HIS PURSE.
248
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:26,128
OVERNIGHT BAG.
249
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:29,578
AW, COME ON, JUST BE NICE,
GRIM.
250
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,497
GO ON.
251
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,423
SHAKE HIS HAND.
252
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,920
WELL, ALL RIGHT, BILLY.
253
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:43,077
BUT DON'T SAY I NEVER--
WELL, IT'S LIKE THEY SAY.
254
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:47,877
NEVER TRUST A GUY WITH ELECTRIC
SNAKES GROWING OUT OF HIS BACK.
255
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,038
YEAH.
256
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,075
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE
ANYWAY, NERGAL?
257
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,877
COME TO TRY TO KILL US AGAIN
WITH ANOTHER CONVOLUTED SCHEME
258
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,078
DISGUISED AS A CRY FOR
FRIENDSHIP?
259
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,167
NO.
260
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,920
THIS TIME I THOUGHT I'D JUST USE
THIS OLD LAWNMOWER.
261
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,130
COOL.
262
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,998
NERGAL, YOU'RE THE LOWEST OF
THE LOW, AND I'M NOT JUST
263
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,173
SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN
THE CENTER OF THE PLANET.
264
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,290
OH, COME ON.
265
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,875
I'M JUST KILLING AROUND.
266
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,078
CAN'T A MAN JUST POP BY TO SEE
HIS BELOVED RELATIVES NOW AND
267
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:15,997
THEN?
268
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,883
BESIDES, I BROUGHT PRESENTS.
269
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,538
PRESENTS?
270
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,705
REALLY?
271
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,042
NO, NOT REALLY.
272
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:26,205
WELL, YOU KIDS PLAY NICE WITH
YOUR UNCLE NERGAL.
273
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:29,672
DADDY AND I ARE OFF TO OUR
SWING-DANCING CLASSES.
274
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,750
IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT ALREADY?
275
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,423
SWING DANCING?
276
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,330
OH, THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
277
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,667
IT WOULD BE, BUT HAROLD HERE
IS JUST A MESS ON THE DANCE
278
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,750
FLOOR.
279
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,963
OH, HE'S GOT TWO LEFT FEET,
HAS HE?
280
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,212
ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE
2 1/2.
281
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,080
UH!
282
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,625
AH, YEAH!
283
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,168
3-POINTER!
284
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,500
HEY, BILLY, YOU DOING YOUR
HOMEWORK?
285
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,253
JUST A LITTLE TARGET
PRACTICE.
286
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,327
HELP ME.
287
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:06,457
LAWN GNOMES ALWAYS FLY SO
MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FROZEN.
288
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,752
THEY'RE AERODYNAMIC.
289
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,133
GRIM, PLEASE.
290
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,078
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
291
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:13,127
THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT.
292
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,828
BILLY, I THINK THIS WINTER
WEATHER IS STARTING TO AFFECT
293
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,077
YOUR BRAIN.
294
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:21,037
I KNOW IT'S STARTED WORKING
ON MY HANDS.
295
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,245
SWEET MERCIFUL HOO-HA!
296
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,923
BILLY, YOU OUGHT TO BE WEARING
MITTENS.
297
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,290
I WOULD HAVE, BUT UNCLE
NERGAL NEEDED THEM.
298
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,035
YUCK.
299
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,245
NERGAL.
300
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,213
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN
OVER A YEAR SINCE HE CAME TO
301
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,922
STAY FOR THE WEEKEND.
302
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,830
YEAH.
303
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,877
WHEN IS HE GONNA LEAVE?
304
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:45,458
♪ DA DA DA
UNCLE NERGAL?
305
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:49,082
[COUGHING]
YES?
306
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,417
WHAT IS IT?
307
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,790
OH, BILLY, IT'S YOU.
308
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,165
COME ON, SIT.
309
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,040
I'LL THROW ANOTHER MITTEN ON THE
FIREPLACE.
310
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,125
THAT'S NOT A FIREPLACE.
311
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,168
REALLY?
312
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,380
THEN WHAT IS IT?
313
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,378
IT'S MY NEW VIDEO GAME
CONSOLE.
314
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:10,207
WHO NEEDS VIDEO GAMES WHEN WE
HAVE FAMILY?
315
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:14,042
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE FAMILY WHO
LOVE YOU.
316
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,915
RIGHT, BILLY?
317
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,130
UNCLE NERGAL, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA LEAVE?
318
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,998
BILLY, CAN WE PLEASE NOT HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN?
319
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,543
OK. NEVER MIND.
320
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,325
I CAN'T EVER GO HOME AGAIN.
321
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,207
SURE, YOU CAN.
322
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,672
LET ME CALL YOU A TAXI.
323
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,130
BILLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR CLOSEST
324
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:35,998
LOVED ONES THINK YOU'RE A
WORTHLESS FAILURE.
325
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:36,963
YOU'RE RIGHT.
326
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,212
MY FAMILY VALUES ME A LOT.
327
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,752
THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP ME LOCKED
AWAY IN THE ATTIC FOR DAYS AND
328
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,003
DAYS AT A TIME.
329
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,833
IT ALL STARTED AFTER DINNER
ONE NIGHT.
330
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,037
I THINK IT WAS A TUESDAY.
331
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,205
OH, JUST GO TO A FLASHBACK
ALREADY.
332
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:53,082
WE HAD JUST POLISHED OFF A
LOVELY CASSEROLE PREPARED BY MY
333
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,327
WIFE SIS.
334
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,207
HOW WAS IT, DEAR?
335
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,792
I THOUGHT THE CRUST WAS
MAGNIFICENT.
336
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,995
THE INTERIOR WAS A LITTLE SOFT
AND SQUISHY AND SMELLED
337
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,753
SLIGHTLY OF PECANS.
338
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,923
NO, HONEY.
339
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,170
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT
THE DOG DID.
340
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:11,422
I MEANT THE FOOD.
341
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,040
FOLLOWED UP WITH A
TRADITIONAL GAME OF CRYPT OF
342
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,455
FAILURE.
343
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,082
7.
344
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:22,957
I FIND A TREE OF RELIEF, GAIN 3
MANNA.
345
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:27,042
YOUR TURN, DAD.
346
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,415
11.
347
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:39,330
BUT THAT PUTS ME RIGHT ON--
THE CRYPT OF FAILURE.
348
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:44,287
HA HA HA HA!
349
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,575
SORRY, DAD.
350
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,787
YOU LOST AGAIN.
351
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,745
THAT MAKES 598 TIMES IN A ROW.
352
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,173
598?
353
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:59,460
[SOBBING]
ACTUALLY, THAT'S 599.
354
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:00,582
OH, RIGHT.
355
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:04,037
THANKS, MOM.
356
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,075
NO!
357
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:09,077
NO!
358
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,577
NOOOO!
359
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,035
OK, WHOSE TURN WAS IT?
360
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:21,205
SO YOU SEE, BILLY, I'M A SAD,
SAD FAILURE.
361
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,922
I CAN'T EVER SHOW MY FACE IN
THAT HOUSEHOLD AGAIN.
362
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
MAYBE YOU CAN SHOW SOME OTHER
PARTS OF YOUR BODY.
363
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:31,293
[SOBBING]
SO YOU'RE A LITTLE CHALLENGED
364
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,245
WHEN IT COMES TO BOARD GAMES.
365
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,713
THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A COMPLETE
FAILURE.
366
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,712
IT'S NOT JUST THE GAME.
367
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:41,002
IT'S EVERYTHING!
368
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:53,923
[WHISTLING]
[MACHINE WHIRS]
369
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,080
NO!
370
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:59,377
NOOO!
371
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:07,537
[CLANG]
NOOO!
372
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:09,333
WOW.
373
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,997
YOU REALLY ARE A FAILURE.
374
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:15,003
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST ACCEPT
IT, LIKE I HAVE.
375
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,463
JUST ACCEPT IT, HUH?
376
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,002
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
377
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,043
TRUST ME.
378
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,375
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
379
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,878
REALLY?
380
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,828
HOW DO YOU THINK I MAKE IT
THROUGH LIFE WITH THESE TWO
381
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,417
EVERY DAY?
382
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,920
GEE, I...
383
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,130
NERGAL, THE SOONER YOU ACCEPT
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A FAILURE,
384
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,418
THE SOONER YOU CAN FACE YOUR
FAMILY AGAIN.
385
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,460
MY FAMILY!
386
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:42,542
I WILL TRAVEL THE ROAD TO
ACCEPTANCE, ALTHOUGH I DO NOT
387
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:43,785
KNOW THE WAY.
388
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:44,995
DON'T WORRY, MAN.
389
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,333
WE'LL TAKE YOU THERE.
390
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,167
THAT'S RIGHT, UNCLE NERGAL.
391
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000
WE'LL TEACH YOU TO BE THE BEST
FAILURE YOU CAN BE.
392
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,673
FAILURE IN TRAINING!
393
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,250
FAILURE IN TRAINING!
394
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,463
FAILURE IN--THERE.
395
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,672
GO, NERGAL.
396
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,210
WE'LL BE HERE.
397
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,252
HELLO THERE, LITTLE DOGGIE.
398
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,793
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
399
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:15,915
OH, NO!
400
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:22,790
[WHISPERING]
WHY, HELLO, LITTLE DOGGIE.
401
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,995
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
402
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,583
AAH!
403
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,377
YES!
404
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,208
YOU DID IT!
405
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:37,252
[CHEERING]
DEGENERATES.
406
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:06,712
I THINK HE'S READY.
407
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:12,787
MOM?
408
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,035
YES, JUNIOR?
409
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,665
WHEN'S DAD COMING HOME?
410
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:20,170
WELL, JUNIOR, IF THIS IS
ANYTHING LIKE LAST TIME, IT
411
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,670
MIGHT BE QUITE A WHILE.
412
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,580
QUITE A WHILE, HUH?
413
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,917
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
DADDY?
414
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,130
DADDY, I KNEW YOU WOULD--
PERSONAL FOR A MR. NERGAL.
415
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,878
DROP DEAD!
416
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,078
I HAVE NO FATHER.
417
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,917
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
I SAID FOR YOU TO--DAD!
418
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,250
SON!
419
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,383
HUSBAND?
420
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,668
WIFE!
421
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,630
DAD?
422
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:45,748
SON?
423
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,083
ARE YOU ALL BETTER IN THE
HEAD NOW?
424
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:52,127
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TELL,
JUNIOR--BY VISITING THE CRYPT
425
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,168
OF FAILURE.
426
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,580
NO, DAD.
427
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,577
I'LL GO AND SET UP THE GAME
BOARD.
428
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:02,787
BUT YOU JUST GOT HOME.
429
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,455
ROUND OF VIRTUE.
430
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,502
I GAIN A FACTION POINT.
431
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,043
IT'S YOUR TURN, MOM.
432
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,625
NO, IT ISN'T, JUNIOR.
433
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:13,418
IT'S YOUR FATHER'S TURN.
434
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,420
EASY, DEAR.
435
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,132
ONE OF THE NICE THINGS ABOUT
UNCLE NERGAL BEING GONE IS
436
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,918
THERE'S ALWAYS TOASTER PASTRIES
IN THERE NOW.
437
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:41,380
[CHOMPING]
6.
438
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,458
BUT THAT PUTS ME OUT.
439
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,542
THE SUPPLY ROOM OF VICTORY.
440
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,705
DAD, YOU WON!
441
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:52,462
I--I--YES!
442
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,882
HUH?
443
00:21:55,958 --> 00:22:00,628
WELL, DAD, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE
YOU BACK, FAILURE AND ALL.
444
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:04,168
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, JUNIOR.
445
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,792
AND SO REMEMBER, KIDS...
446
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,705
DON'T BE AFRAID OF FAILURE.
447
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:15,082
IT'S WHAT KEEPS FAMILIES
TOGETHER.
448
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,960
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
449
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:30,832
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
450
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:49,457
--www.ncicap.org--]
OH!
451
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:50,542
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